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Someone sent me a HIV test kit...this isn't funny [h9BY19dVrfI]

2019-01-08 · 14 min

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    They sent me this pamphlet about social

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    anxiety as well. This is definitely

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    someone from my channel who sent this.

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    They sent me an HIV kit and a cognitive

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    behavioral therapy brochure for

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    social anxiety. It's definitely someone

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    from my channel who sent this. I didn't

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    order this.

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    Who sent

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    this to me? Should I take it?

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    Take the test. I need to

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    fill this up with blood using this needle

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    thing. And then put it in here and

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    send it off.

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    Should I take the HIV test? Take it. I'm

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    scared. It says best location

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    is your middle fingers. Twist twice and

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    then remove. I only have one lant set left

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    because I wasted the first 2, and they

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    only work once. But I never send

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    them back. I wonder who sent this, who

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    ordered it.

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    Don't want to do it.

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    Which hand should I use?

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    Your left forefinger.

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    I have

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    to blur this out, it's graphic. Yeah,

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    what does it do? You press it onto your

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    finger and then it activates the spring

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    and then it punches your Your skin.

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    That's what it says. Okay.

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    Oh, it's so loud! Did you hear that? Oh,

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    it's bleeding! It's so loud! Oh, there's

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    so much blood coming out. There's a big

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    drop. Says I have to milk

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    my finger.

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    It's things.

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    It's weird. At least they give you a

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    plaster.

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    You didn't swab your injection area.

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    Why do I have to swab it?

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    It's a, it's a pre-injection swab.

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    You're meant to swab it before you pierce

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    What happens if I don't swap it? Then you

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    get bacteria inside your cut. So you

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    might get HIV. I have an immune system.

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    Unless I have HIV, then I don't.

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    I don't think

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    that's enough cloth.

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    You know, the camera makes

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    it look like Like a fisheye lens.

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    I need more blood.

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    I don't think it's gonna work. I stopped

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    bleeding now, and I wasted the other 2

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    prick things. I need more blood.

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    What if I give myself a nosebleed?

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    Stop bleeding.

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    I couldn't get enough blood, so I'm just

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    gonna send off what I did manage to

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    extract. Might not be enough.

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    It's really hard to make yourself bleed on

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    purpose. I tried giving myself a

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    nosebleed. I tried cutting my hand. I

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    couldn't do it. I was too scared.

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    It's a nice little box actually,

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    and just pop it into the post and it

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    should get there. Biological substance

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    category B. Gosh, bloody freezing.

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    I feel a bit silly coming outside in my

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    slippers. Uh, should I have worn my

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    slippers outside? Maybe I should have put

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    my shoes on. Let's put my shoes on.

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    Posting.

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    Post this.

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    Oh, it's cold. Oh,

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    it's cold.

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    We shut the

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    door.

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    It's our last day. Yay!

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    Not yay.

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    Why?寂しい帰るから。Me.

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    Me.

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    口に焼き物が来てるのに。I have

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    a hairpiece. Hairpiece. Hairpiece.

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    Hairpiece here. My screwdriver for my

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    my Joy-Con housing. I got this. Yesterday

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    to make my Joy-Con look nicer, but I

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    don't have a screwdriver for these screws,

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    so I ordered one yesterday and it just

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    came. Let's just look at mine. Why are

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    they broken?

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    It's coming out. Oh, they're all

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    triangles. One's the triangle screwdriver

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    set. Tri-wing screwdriver set.

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    Look a bit cheap and rubbish, but I

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    suppose if they work— cost £12.

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    Chicken is

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    white color. This is tofu.

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    Then they glue it again. Tofu. You like

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    it? Because that's the pre-natural.

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    No point, you cannot finish. Oh, I put too

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    much noodle. Sorry about

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    it, I don't know how to use chopsticks.

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    If you cannot finish or waste it, then I

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    will be angry. Yeah,

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    because I think Bastard!

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    Let's put it back together. I don't want

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    to do this anymore.

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    Bastard!

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    We might not be able to put it back if we

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    take it apart, and then I won't have a

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    controller for my Switch.

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    Looks weird now.

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    Gray and white Sprinter. What do you

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    I couldn't get the front on.

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    Look. Yeah,

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    but I didn't put all the screws back in,

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    and, um,

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    feels strange. Why does

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    it feel strange? The right button

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    clicks, but the left one doesn't, and the

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    bottom one clicks a little bit. Do you

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    hate it? No, not really.

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    Now I need to do the next one.

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    Look, it's white.

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    How long did that take? About 4 hours.

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    Did it work yet? I think so.

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    What was it before? It was dark gray.

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    Going to eat now. Stop messing about with—

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    Why are you so tall? My feet.

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    Do you like that? No, you're too tall now.

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    Jacket. I'm taller than you. Making me

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    feel insecure. Are you wearing this like a

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    posh restaurant?

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    She's angry because I'm giving the coat

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    that she picked for me to my mum and

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    taking back my old coat. She's crazy.

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    It's the same old coat.

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    Everything on the

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    table, you just see.

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    And then Dad orders something from the

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    app. He might just want 3

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    of them. Chicken soup. What do you think?

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    That's perfect. Then you got seaweed

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    number 1. Tomorrow, I hope—

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    I wish you good journey back home. See

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    you. And we

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    got to wish her happy birthday next month.

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    Sabrina, her birthday next month, 20th.

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    Okay, starter. Wow, a lot of seaweed

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    starter. A lot of seaweed. Join the

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    Olympic team. Which is the A one and which

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    is the B one?

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    What's wrong with it? You don't like

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    lobster? Crispy,

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    the taste.

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    うん。 This

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    is a fan, baby. Gorgeous.

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    Yeah, this is his fan.

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