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I think it should be ready.

Where are you going?

It's your Q&A!

No, you have to be in the video as well, not just me.

I'm pacing around.

I don't want to be in the video by myself. I'm scared. Hi!

That was quick. Usually when I stream on Twitch, it It only takes a few minutes until anyone shows up.

I'm scared.

It's your first livestream.

I don't know what to say.

They'll ask you questions and then you just answer. Look, 106 viewers already, not even a minute. See, it's so much better on YouTube.

You could at least have made your bed.

That's sad. Did he force you to do it?

Yes.

Why? You answer questions.

He owes me money, so that's why I came on here, so he can pay me back. I'm 26. My dad, my dad's still I feel really ill. My mum— our mum's gone to the hospital now with Daniel's wife. But I didn't want to go because yesterday was a bit disturbing. He's really ill still.

Someone gave us $1.99.

Oh, thank you, Rebecca. Would you ever kiss a girl? Yeah, I have kissed a girl before. Spin the bottle. It was okay. No, I'm not Hispanic, but I wish I could speak Spanish. It's nice.

People think you look Hispanic for some reason.

I don't know why, but people say our faces look the same. Look, if I had glasses—

Put my glasses on.

I look really bad with glasses.

I can't see. Wait, you look like a nerd.

I know, that's why I say you should wear contact lenses instead. You'd look better.

Do I look better now?

Is Daniel a cuck? What's a cuck?

How come you don't know what a cuck is?

I don't know. I don't know this new, new lingo.

It's a guy who's like a beta wuss who lets his woman get fucked by other men.

Oh, I didn't know. Are you a cuck?

No. And then if you have a cuckold fantasy, it means you fantasize about other men sleeping with your wife or girlfriend.

Oh. When are you going back to Japan, Daniel?

Dunno. Not sure. I should be going— I'm not gonna say the exact date. Beginning of first— no, I can't say it now. February.

Do you watch Daniel's videos? Um, I watch some of them. I don't watch the weird ones because it's weird. If he talks about sex, I turn it off.

I don't talk about sex anymore. I get demonetized.

Do you have a boyfriend? Yes, I do. He's just gone home just now, actually. You are antisocial like— are you antisocial like Daniel? I don't know, I'd say not really, but I'm also introverted. I think I'm a complete mix of our mum and dad, basically.

You don't have social anxiety.

I do. That's why I went—

You speak to people fine.

Yeah, but I have, I have public speaking anxiety and social anxiety. That's why I went for hypnotherapy. Cereal. Who's older? Daniel's older. How old are you? You're 30? No, 29. 29.

30 in March.

Does Daniel cook for you? No, Daniel's never cooked anything for me. You don't like it. I, I never even tried it. You didn't cook me anything.

There's never been.

I made you bacon today, you didn't want it.

I already had breakfast. What do you think of Cornwallis Academy?

How do they know you went to Cornwallis? I must have mentioned it.

Do you think if I stayed in Cornwallis I would have turned out more normal?

Um, I don't know, you could have— I think you would just be the same. You would, you would have had more friends, but then everybody would get into smoking and cars and drinking, and then you'd probably fall out with them. Is it true Daniel is bisexual?

No.

She looks 26. I am 26.

You're 27.

No, no, I'm 27 in May. Have you ever been with an Australian guy? No. Wincest. Seriously. They said your hair looks nice. It looks better shorter.

It used to look like a mushroom.

How come you don't get a Korean haircut? You know, like a K-pop star haircut. I think they look nice.

What do you mean, with the fringe?

When they have the fringe and then they have it short. It looks stupid. No, if you have it shorter at the side.

Hello, Dad. Do you put milk in your tea?

Thank you, Adam.

Do you put milk in your tea? Yeah, I'm drinking tea now. You can't see it. Do you wash your rice? Um, yes. Yeah.

You don't need to wash it though. People just say to get the starch off.

No, I do wash it because sometimes they put bleach in it, I heard.

If it has bleach in it, how— you can't wash the bleach off.

How was teenager Daniel? Really, really shy and angry. We used to fight all the time. Don't say bad things about me.

I was a nice brother.

He pushed me into the clothes horse.

It's not called a clothes horse.

What is it called?

Laundry rack.

It's not called a laundry rack.

Who calls it a clothes horse?

I don't know. I call it a clothes horse.

Never heard anyone say that. I don't like it when it gets sunny. All the dust shows.

Has Daniel ever brought you to Japan? No.

When are you coming to Japan?

Um, I want to go to Tokyo, but you live in Osaka.

You can go to Tokyo.

How, how far away is it?

It's about 2 hours from— by bullet train.

Um, yeah, I want to go. Where's your sister-in-law? She went to, um, the hospital. With our mum, I feel a bit bad for not going, but we've been every day this week. It's a bit exhausting after a while. Also, I don't like to see dad so ill. Makes me feel really sad. Can you speak German, by the way? Meine Lieblingsfarbe ist lila.

Wazzup, my fellow half-Chinese Malays? Which area of Osaka do you live in, Danny boy? Best wishes to your dad, guys.

Thank you.

Thank you, David Nino.

Are you proud of your brother's bohemian lifestyle?

What's the bohemian lifestyle?

Uh, he doesn't have a bohemian lifestyle. It's like people that write poetry and play Play music and I don't know, what's the bohemian lifestyle?

I don't know, I don't even know what bohemian means.

I don't know, out of the normal? Is your sister a trap? What's a trap?

A man who pretends to be a woman.

Oh.

How come you don't know any of these phrases?

I don't know.

You don't know what SJW is, you don't know what a cuck is, you don't know what an incel is.

I don't know what they mean. I don't speak internet language.

So a bohemian is a non-conformist, free spirit, socially unconventional in an artistic way.

Maybe you live a bohemian lifestyle.

Do you know what gaslighting means?

People can use it. Oh, I do, but I forgot. What does it mean?

I always forget what it means. It means to emotionally manipulate somehow.

Oh yeah, doesn't it mean if you're having an argument and then—

You try and manipulate them emotionally.

Yeah, but I can't remember. I can't remember what it is.

Why don't they just say emotionally manipulate? Why do they have to make up these stupid new words like gaslight?

I don't know.

And there's another one. The straw man that they like to use when you're having debates on the internet.

What does straw man mean?

I don't know. It's like when you try and deflect a point of an argument by bringing up another point. I'm not too sure.

Oh yeah, I do that. Hussein said that I do that a lot.

Setting up a straw man.

I move the goalposts. Is Daniel going to pay you for talking to These crazy people. He owes me £100 because I paid for his— I paid for your taxi from the airport.

Oh, I thought Hussein paid for it.

Well, he paid—

I paid £2,400 to get here.

Mum paid for that. She wrote you a cheque this morning.

Everyone thinks I'm paying for it.

Oh, you should. Well, the cheque hasn't gone through yet. Keep it for wire. For wire?

I'm scared the wire might get moved.

Do you hate your brother? No, I don't hate my brother.

I'm not a leech.

Come down to Canterbury and let's hang out. I like Canterbury. Canterbury's really nice. What do you dislike about Daniel's wife? Nothing, she's really cute. I like Chihiro. Today she did the vacuuming as well, and she helped— she dyed our mum's hair.

I'm not a leech. I pay my own way when mum doesn't.

Is dad improving? Yeah, he's doing better, a little bit better. Um, yeah, Yesterday the nurse asked him to squeeze her hand if he could hear her, and he squeezed it, which is good. But he's still not woken up yet.

Was that today?

No, that was yesterday.

He squeezed the nurse's hand?

Yeah, but then they had to sedate him again because they took out some fluid from his lungs.

Increase the volume. Is it too low?

People say I speak really quietly.

I'll increase the gain.

Do you smell your own farts? No.

You look whiter than Daniel. If she had black— if you had black hair and you If you had it straight, you would look more Asian.

I think then we would look the same. I need to dye my hair again, it's going orange.

What color is your hair?

Is it black? My hair is naturally dark brown, but not as dark as Daniel's. It's this color, basically.

Looks the same. Isn't that funny?

It's this color. I need to dye it.

Do you approve of me being weird on YouTube?

Yeah, I think people need to be more weird. Should Daniel bleach his hair? He should dye it this colour.

What if I dyed it blonde? I used to have lots of wigs. Where did they all go?

I don't know. Favourite clothes brand? Monkey. Do you do your own hair? Um, I don't— believe it or not, I got this done in a salon. People keep asking me if I did it myself, which is annoying, but, um, no, I paid for this.

I don't know what to talk about.

Put on a wig. Did you just call me monkey?

No. Who'd you call a monkey?

I didn't call anyone a monkey. What do you do for a living? Um, I make webinars and I do coding.

You should make videos for my channel, then I get more money.

Yeah, I don't— I'm the behind-the-scenes technical person for webinars. I don't go in front of the camera.

People are bored with me now.

Maybe you need to talk about something more interesting. Talk about some hard-hitting topics like, I don't know, feminism and Brexit.

I was thinking about doing Brexit. I have no idea what it's about.

Yeah, I don't really— I stopped using— I stopped watching the news a year ago because it started to make me feel really sad.

Oh, thank you, Adam.

I am biracial. Are you proud for being biracial?

Yeah, I am proud.

I don't know what to say to that.

Do you know '90s music? Yes. What programming languages do you know? Um, I only code in HTML and CSS.

You could make tutorial videos on HTML. You'd get loads of views.

Yeah, but I don't know enough. I just— I basically do basic CSS, um, and code the registration pages for our webinars. I want to learn programming. I don't know, I don't really find— I don't find JavaScript that enjoyable, I guess because it's too hard. I guess if I was good at it, I would find it enjoyable.

Do you like feminists? Feminists are ruining YouTube.

No, they're not. Oh, what was that?

You spilled your tea.

No, I didn't. Um, feminists, they're just people who think that men and women should be treated and paid equally. Rate Daniel's haircut from 1 to 10, 10 being good, 1 being horrible. I'll rate it a Um, 4.

4? How can I make my hair look better? Because it always looks shit. Look at it now.

Slanting.

How do you make it not slanting?

But wait, mine's slanting as well.

My hair always looks bad. I grow it long, it looks like a mushroom. I cut it short.

I don't think it's your hair, I think it's your glasses. See, that's so much better without the glasses.

I can't see.

You don't need to see. Have you tried coding for Android phones? No, I haven't, but I would like to. It's 2:12 PM.

Loop.

Oh, thanks, Lupita.

Oh, paying my sister back.

Why is your accent so thick? I don't know. What's our accent? Our accent is Kent accent.

Kentish.

What do you think of Malaysia? I love Malaysia. I want to go back. I want— I wouldn't mind living in Malaysia.

But they don't have beer.

They do have beer.

Not everywhere.

Live in a place that has beer. I like Malaysia because the people are really friendly. Everybody's really relaxed. People aren't so stressed all the time. And everybody walks and talks really slowly, and I like that. Cockhold fantasy. What's cockhold again? Oh, when you get somebody to sleep with your wife.

When you want someone to sleep with your wife. Thoughts on the Australian guy?

My thoughts on the Australian guy? I don't know, I don't know anything about him.

He was Chihiro's sex friend.

Yeah, I remember. I remember seeing him.

It's so weird though because they hooked up the day before we met. I— when I snooped on her phone, I checked all the way back until the last time they met, so October 1st, and they were arranging to meet up. I met her on the 2nd of October.

But why were you snooping on her phone?

Because she left it unlocked and she—

So?

She was getting Tinder notifications. It said, you have a new match.

Oh, but you're on Tinder as well.

That's a secret.

How old are you?

26. And she didn't even say sorry.

Oh.

She just got angry because I was looking on her phone. What did she say? She just said, why are you looking on my phone?

Yeah.

And then she said she was joking.

Joking about what?

About saying, I miss your dick.

Uh, oh yeah, I remember that.

Have we been to Brighton?

Yeah, I went to Brighton a few years ago. Cutie Pie lives in Brighton. I like Brighton. The quality is a shame. Is it bad quality?

Yeah, because their internet's rubbish.

Oh.

So we look all blurry.

Ah, thank you, David5555.

How long have you been here in Brighton?

Shouldn't look too bad.

Yeah, I went to Brighton. Have you been to Brighton?

No.

It's nice.

Everyone calls me a sociopath. What do you think? Um, I'm not that crazy.

Sociopath is different to psychopath, right? What's sociopath?

I'm not sure what's different though.

I don't know, look it up. My signal is bad.

No, don't use the internet, it might slow the stream.

Um, I don't think you're a sociopath. I just I think you have social anxiety. Why don't you go for hypnotherapy?

Because I don't want to.

Why?

If I didn't have social anxiety, what would be different? I'd still be just sitting here in the house.

But you probably wouldn't, and then you would— wouldn't mind ordering stuff for yourself.

It's not a big problem.

And then you don't have to I'm walking the wire. Which wire?

That one.

Oh.

What did you study at university? I studied film and English. Why does Daniel keep pacing around?

I'm nervous.

Why are you nervous?

I'm nervous.

About what?

I don't know.

It's not as scary as I thought it would be. I thought it would be worse. Daniel needs therapy. Yeah, hypnotherapy.

Why?

I don't know, it was really good.

Why would it help me?

I went twice. It was kind of expensive though. Um, that's the only bad thing. It was good. Ah, Daniel is nervous because he is protective of you. Daniel's not protective of me.

She's protective of me. Yeah.

I can't remember if you've ever been protective of me. Oh, when I fell— oh wait, was that— who fell off their bike really badly? And then I— oh yeah, that was you.

Down that road.

Then I had to carry your bike back for you.

I thought I was gonna I went all dizzy.

Yeah, I just remember you had a big flap of skin hanging from your hands.

All the skin came off my palms.

Disgusting.

I was doing no-handed on my bicycle down that hill, and then a car was coming, so I braked, but there was all gravel on the road and my bike skidded.

Daniel is autistic.

No.

Are you autistic?

Everyone keeps saying that.

Then why are you rocking?

Because I'm nervous. Why can't you rock?

I don't know.

Dad sent me a message last year saying that I might have Asperger's.

Asperger's?

Asperger's.

Asperger's.

It's Asperger's.

It's not Asperger's.

It is.

Asperger's.

What did you— what did he say? Did he ask you to go for a test?

He just said maybe you want to think about seeing a therapist. I ignored him.

That's nice.

People keep asking me, do I have—

Thank you, Marley.

Saying that I should go and get checked.

I think people— anybody who acts a bit differently, everybody just says they've got Does he have HIV? I don't know. Did you ever get those results back?

The test came back, said failed, not enough sample. Should have sent me 2 kits. Person who sent it to me, they should have sent me 2. Should have known I would have messed it up.

Do another.

I don't think I would have it. If I have it, then she I would have it as well, and we would have shown symptoms by now.

Do you celebrate Chinese New Year? Um, our mum gives us ang pows, and I don't know, sometimes we go out for dinner. But, um, yeah, this year mum hasn't really mentioned it much. I'm not actually sure what day Chinese New Year is this year. Is this a telenovela? I don't know.

What does that mean?

I guess like a novella but on TV.

A novella?

Novella. It's like a short novel. Do you think Daniel's smart? Yeah, I think Daniel's smart. He's good at learning things. But I think he gives up on stuff too easily.

I can only learn things if I'm interested in them.

I think we're kind of similar. We both get really obsessive over one thing and then do it every day and then—

Get bored.

Get bored. And then everyone's like, oh, why don't you get a job or do something with that thing that you learnt to do?

I want to learn guitar now.

Learn it, it's not that hard.

I think— I just want to be able to do the riffs in metal music.

Um, that's probably hard. I think guitar is harder than the piano.

You only need to know a few chords and you can go duh duh duh.

You're both autistic. Damn. Social anxiety.

I'm not autistic.

Can you guys speak Malaysian? No, unfortunately not. Do you have social anxiety? Yes, but Daniel has it a lot worse than I do.

I think Mum has autism.

But she's not— she's not nervous in front of people.

She says really silly things in front of people and she doesn't care.

Yeah, but that's like the opposite.

Not social anxiety, autism.

I don't think Mum has autism.

She has no feeling of embarrassment.

Yeah.

In front of people.

No, she gets embarrassed about about other things, she's always like, oh, so shameful, so like disgusting. She gets shame about money. I think that's just a stereotypical Asian mum thing though. Have you guys been to Singapore? Um, yeah, we went to Singapore a few years ago.

We stayed for one day. I went and met this Malaysian girl and we had sushi and you wanted to come and I said no.

Wait, oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Her face was massive.

Oh, how come you—

It was like a big plate.

Why didn't you let me go with you?

Because it was like a date.

Oh. I met up with my friend Mark from uni.

Do you still talk to him?

No, we don't speak anymore.

He's rich now.

Yeah, probably. Does Daniel have rabies? I don't think so. Do you both speak Spanish? No.

You're kicking the wire.

Ugh. What is the wire for?

It's for the mic.

Oh. What part of London are you from? Um, I— Don't dox yourself. I live in East London. Blink twice if Daniel is holding you hostage. Does Daniel smell like sushi? No. What is Daniel's favorite food? I don't know, bacon, probably. Fried pork and pot noodle. Do you get help with your social anxiety, like talking changes? What's talking change— talking changes? Yeah, I think we get our social anxiety trait from Dad, from our dad. Can we see Daniel's armpit?

No. But we spent most of our time with Mum when we were kids. How come we didn't come out like Mum, turn out like Mum?

I think it's because Mum was really loud and would do embarrassing things, and then we'd see Dad get embarrassed, and then we thought that we should be embarrassed, and then it just contributed to feeling anxious. Why does Daniel look like Harry Potter?

You don't look anything like Harry Potter.

It's a new haircut that he cut himself.

Harry Potter doesn't have this haircut.

What temperament is your mum? Um, I don't know, loud and angry and funny. I don't know what temperament. What type of embarrassing things would your mum do? Em, it's hard to remember off the top of my head, but I don't know, just generally being insulting to people, em, asking people about their sex lives in front of their family members, um, asking waitresses if they were still on their period. Just things like that. Do you hate your brother? No. Daniel, calm down.

I'm bored.

You're like 5% Asian compared to Daniel. Um, okay. Why would she ask a waitress that? I don't know. I don't know why. I think she just wants to shock people.

Maybe she doesn't know what to say.

Maybe.

When I saw Alex at the hospital, I said, you're huge now.

Did you?

I didn't know what else to say. He was just really big compared to what I saw last time. Why is he so big now?

I don't know, he's been working out, I guess. I don't know.

Thank you, David. Was it David?

Can Daniel twerk?

No.

Do you like soda? Yeah.

We should have done a stream during Christmas.

Yeah, we should have done. Then we'd feel happy. You didn't ask me.

So you didn't seem like you wanted to do it.

Oh, I thought you would ask me, but you didn't. Yeah, we should have done one at Christmas and then—

We would have been in a better mood.

We would have been happier.

I don't really feel worried about that.

Favorite soda, ginger beer. Yeah, I don't know why you don't feel worried. I feel really worried. But they said he's still in a critical condition, so he might not be—

But he's getting better and he's waking up and he's responding.

But his kidneys aren't working. His kidneys aren't working at all.

They'll get better.

Daniel, guess your sister's favorite food. What's my favorite?

Laksa.

It used to be. I don't— what's my favorite food? I like sashimi.

What do you think of Victoria getting upset?

Oh, Victoria getting upset. Um, I don't know, I don't really understand why, why she was upset. I think some people messaged her on Instagram, but just blocked them.

She blocked me instead, and then she told all her sisters Yeah, well, I don't— I didn't see— And they blocked Mum as well.

I— what did you actually say about her? I didn't watch the video.

I just said when I was 14, I used to have a crush on a girl called Victoria, and I used to do silly things to get her attention. And then we swapped phone cases and we used to message each other.

That was it. Oh yeah, I saw that video.

That was quite nice. I didn't say anything sexual, didn't say anything bad.

Yeah, if I'm honest, I think she overreacted a little bit, but some people feel more, I don't know, concerned about their privacy, so I don't know.

The only mistake I made was using her first name. I didn't think people would find her so quickly from Instagram. She just— she said— Jasmine said that she was getting hundreds of messages from strangers.

Uh, that's quite a lot. Hundreds. Um, yeah, I guess it would be a bit worrying if you suddenly got hundreds of people message you.

I wonder what they were messaging her.

Probably not that nice stuff.

Did you know Daniel made a video about you? What else would they say?

Yeah, I don't know.

And then what would her reaction be? Oh my God, Daniel made a video on me! Block him.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why they blocked Mum. Did they block Mum as well?

They blocked Mum because— I don't know, maybe they thought I was looking at Mum's Facebook and looking at their photos. I already downloaded all their photos.

Ew, why did you download them?

Why?

Yeah.

I don't know, in case I need him for later. What would you do? I don't know.

Have you walked in on Daniel doing anything weird, like himself?

No.

No, thankfully.

Mum did when I was— Did she? What? When I was about 10— 8 or 9, I was in the bathtub and I was playing with myself and she was peeking through Through the door, through the gap, and then I just said, don't tell Dad, and then she walked away.

Did she say anything?

No, she didn't say anything. I saw the door open a little bit and there was a gap and I saw her face. And then there's one time she caught me picking my nose and eating it.

What did she say?

She was outside and she saw through the window and she just knocked the window and Worst thing Daniel has done?

He ripped my Harry Potter book because I wouldn't get off of the computer.

We used to break each other's stuff.

He tore it.

Yeah.

I put his toothbrush in the toilet.

I broke your Sims game because you broke one of my games.

Yeah.

If Dad just bought us a second computer, all of these troubles wouldn't—

No, Dad should have said, um, given us each an hour on the computer and said to take it in turns.

I used to get really angry and depressed when I had to come off the computer.

Yeah, what were you playing at the time?

When? How old? Um, when you broke my Harry Potter I was playing Star Wars Galaxies when I was 16, and then World of Warcraft when I was 17.

Sabrina asked Daniel about his best friend Nabita. He's that stupid guy who gave me a copyright strike for using his face. Oh yeah. Oh, thank you, Captain J. Did your mum hit you with a wooden spoon? Um, yeah, she did, but I wasn't as naughty as Daniel as a child.

Why would she hit me?

Because you kept— you used to just run past and hit me around the head.

Did I?

Yeah, you used to just push me and— or you would break my stuff if I was making something. Like, I used to line up all my plastic toy dogs on the floor and then you used to come and then you'd come and kick them all over and then run away laughing.

I think I watched too much Simpsons. I was trying to be like Bart.

Yeah, maybe.

I used to think Bart Simpson was really cool.

You've seen Daniel's gay experience video? I watched some of it, but then I turned it off. But it's funny because I thought that that guy was also good-looking.

He's better looking than any of the girlfriends I had.

Shinya.

Shinya.

Shinya. He's a very handsome man, actually.

He's on YouTube. If you look up—

Is he?

If you look up the guesthouse I stayed at, a television network came and filmed us, and he's— they uploaded it to YouTube and he's in it.

Ah.

Yeah, I remember I said to you before you published that video about the blowjob, I said to you, oh, that guy Shinya is really good-looking, and then you did like a funny awkward laugh. Now I know why.

I can't remember why.

Did you say a gay guy looks better than his wife?

Who's better than my wife?

You said— did you say Shinya looks better than your wife?

No, I said all my ex-girlfriends.

Yeah, ex-girlfriends.

Were fat and ugly.

Were they?

Most of them were. Either fat, ugly, or old. Sabrina looks like a snack.

Oh, thanks. I don't feel like a snack.

It's getting dark.

I feel like I want to eat a snack. Although I'm meant to be on a diet.

Why don't you have your own channel? She does.

I don't have my own channel.

Why is it a secret?

It's not a secret. I don't have a channel because I don't know what to say in front of a camera.

You have one, but there's nothing on it apart from one Photoshop video.

Oh yeah, that's really old. What's your favorite memory with Daniel? Um, favorite memory? I don't know.

When we used to play Halo together.

Oh yeah, I always used to watch you play games.

We used to play co-op games.

I liked watching you play Monkey Island. That was fun. Thank you, Adam. Tenga is better than Fleshlight. What's Tenga?

It's like men's adult toy.

Oh. Ew.

It's like a rubber cup.

Yeah.

And it has a suction— it has like a suction feature.

I don't know, Fleshlights are weird. They're creepy. Though I don't really understand why they're creepy, because it seems normal for women to get vibrators, but it's weird for men to get Fleshlights. You guys never answered What question?

Which question?

Are you guys religious? No, but I kind of wish that we were. Em, yeah, when Dad first got ill, when I really thought we were going to lose him, I kind of wanted something to turn to. It would have been nice if we were religious. Thoughts on sex robots?

Em, Don't talk about sexual things.

Oh, okay.

I'll get demonetized.

Oh. Is Daniel a narcissist? Um, yeah, maybe.

No.

He, he never asked me about how I am.

What's so bad about that?

Or how my job is, or what I do. I don't even think he knows what I do.

I do.

What company I work for.

Webinars. I don't know the name of the company.

No, but what the company does.

Webinars.

No.

I don't know. Why do I need to know?

I don't know. I know what you do.

You make webinars.

Yeah.

I already made a video called I Find It Difficult to Care About Other People.

Yeah, I know. Mum's the same. Mum's like that. She doesn't ask, um, how people are. I think you get it from Mum.

Dad doesn't ask.

Actually, Dad never asked me either.

Dad never asked me how's my YouTube going or what I'm making.

Yeah, I don't know why. Ever been to Italy? Yes, I like Italy. The food is really nice. The tomatoes taste like tomatoes, not like here.

I think you have to be slightly narcissistic to have a YouTube channel. If you weren't narcissistic at all, you wouldn't put anything out.

Yeah.

Because you'd be so humble.

That's true. Is Daniel lazy? Yes, he doesn't take out the rubbish. And then I, then I said, I've been taking the rubbish out every day, why don't you take out the rubbish? And then he says, Oh, nobody asked you to take out the rubbish.

That's your job.

It's not my job.

I do the dishwasher.

I did the dishwasher yesterday.

Because you woke up before me.

Yeah.

I did the vacuuming.

Did you?

Yeah, I vacuumed the kitchen.

Oh yeah. Do you like Harry Potter? I love Harry Potter. Does Daniel ever stay still? Yeah. Rate Daniel out of 10 in looks. I would say without glasses, 8.

8 out of 10?

7, 8.

I rated Chihiro 6 out of 10.

I can't believe—

She was so angry.

Yeah, I'm not surprised.

She came home and she beat me.

I'm not surprised. 6 out of 10 is horrible.

I thought 6 6 out of 10 is pretty good.

No, how is 6 out of 10 good?

Because 8 to 10 would be like a supermodel.

No, 10 would be a supermodel.

Or an actress, and then 7 would be really attractive, and then 6 is attractive.

6 is rubbish.

And then 5 is average. 6 is better than average.

No, yeah, but—

6 is more attractive than average but not as attractive as a supermodel or actress. I was just being logical.

No, but a supermodel would probably be 10. So who's a 10?

9 or 10 would be supermodels.

Yeah.

Well, actresses would be 7 or 8.

Yeah, but it's, it's subjective, so—

I'll give her a 6.5.

No, just always go with 8.

She has a nice balanced face. She doesn't have like a big nose or a weird-looking chin. I think she has nice facial structure.

Yeah, she's pretty. I'd give her an 8.

I mean, that's what annoys me. People keep saying she's pretty. She is pretty. But they haven't seen her in real life. They've only seen skin filter and low quality stuff.

Yeah, but—

And then she gets upset. She said, why do you want people to think I'm ugly? I said, I don't. I'm just saying that they don't know what you really look like. Everyone was saying Tomoko's pretty.

Yeah, but she had loads of filters on and stuff. Daniel, you are a 12 out of 10.

Who said that?

District. Oh, thank you. We are brother and sister. Daniel's ugly like a third-world Asian.

You should have taken the DNA test. I wonder if you have more white DNA. I had 51% Asian.

I read that girls look more like their fathers and boys look more like their mothers. Do you ever hug with Daniel? No, because he's really awkward.

I don't like hugging, it's weird. When Odile keeps trying to hug me, it's weird. I like Odile, she's Everyone was saying that I should— that Dad wants to hug me when we left for Malaysia.

I don't know. I think he did want to hug you.

He hugged me when I arrived in the airport at Christmas.

But he's also really awkward with hugging. Why does Daniel hate English people?

Because they bullied me and they traumatized me when I was a kid. They scare me.

Did Daniel change after being bullied? Um, I think he went more quiet. He got quieter. And I don't know why you didn't say anything to Mum or Dad when you were getting bullied. But why were you embarrassed?

Because when kids get bullied, it's embarrassing. They don't want to admit to it. They don't want to tell people about it.

But if it's mum and dad—

Because they're like, you're a loser and no one likes you. Dad said that as well. He said, why didn't you tell me and I would have moved you to a different school? But even if he moved me to a different school, I would have just gotten bullied there as well.

I don't know, you might not have done. Like, at my school, um, there wasn't that bad bullying.

I think— isn't it different for girls?

I think girls— girls just don't do as much physical bullying.

The last year of school, I started to make friends, and then I started to enjoy school. It took me about 5 years to make a friend group.

What, at, uh—

At Swadlins.

Ah. Did either of you go through a stereotypical teenage emo phase? Yes! Yeah. One time I let all my friends in the park try and dreadlock my hair. It was a big mistake.

I used to wear all black. Remember? All my clothes were black.

Yeah.

And then I started straightening my hair. To make it look like anime hair. Anime hair is just like emo hair, isn't it?

Yeah, pretty much.

And I still listen to emo music.

Yeah, I still like My Chemical Romance. I don't care what people say. Taiko-san. What's that?

Seeker Sam, this American guy.

Uh, were you the slutty girl or the quiet girl at school? Quiet girl.

Do you have black friends growing up? We had half-black friends. What's her name? Daniela and Marsha.

Yeah, but we grew up in a really white area, so—

You always have black friends growing up.

So not really. Sabrina, what do you think of living in London? I really like it. It's nice. There's loads of stuff to do. The only thing is it's really expensive. Yeah, I miss London. I'm going a bit mad at home.

It's so ugly looking.

I don't understand why you don't like London.

It's so crowded and dirty looking.

But it's nice having loads of people around.

The Underground train is so cramped. Japan's trains are huge compared to London.

Sabrina, are you a witch? I wish I was a witch.

Did you suffer from bullying?

Um, no, I didn't really get bullied. Um, somebody called me a chink once. Once, and then they got really told off, but that was about it. In primary school, this boy, Mitchell, used to call me little Chinese girl, but it was kind of endearing, so I didn't really mind. Oh, at uni, this girl kept doing this, that South Park impression, you know, No. Oh, well, somebody kept doing that to me. That was a bit annoying. Sabrina, do you do any sport? No, I go to the gym at lunchtime at work for 20 minutes, but that's about it. Skidipapa skat— what? What?

What did she say?

I don't know, I missed it. BTS, the boy band. What is this then? I don't know. They've got a new boy band that's come out. There's like a new K-pop They're all the same.

K-pop bands.

Sabrina, have you ever considered modelling? No, because I'm really awkward in front of the camera, and then my face shakes when I'm nervous, so it's not good. Do people ask you of your ethnicity? Yeah, quite a lot. People think I'm South American, for This is low-key awkward. Because we're both awkward people.

I'm not used to streaming with people.

You streamed with, um, Chihiro.

I feel more comfortable streaming with Chihiro.

Why?

It's boring when me and Chihiro stream because we don't talk to each other. She reads the comments and then I just start ranting about random stuff. It'd be like listening to a radio show and the 2 hosts aren't even talking to each other and they're just talking about separate things.

Oh.

It's weird.

I like Chihiro though, she laughs a lot. She's funny. I like when she shouts at you. Bruh. How did you meet your boyfriend? Outside a club in Dalston.

Expose him now, live.

Who? What?

Expose your boyfriend.

No!

His darkest secrets.

No, he would kill me. He doesn't have any dark secrets anyway.

He must have something.

He doesn't.

Thank you, Wings971. What did he say? Should I shave my head?

I think it would be funny.

I'm desperate for views. I'll look like this.

I don't know, just do it. It'll grow back. Diet Blonde. Why?

I wanna look at my wig.

Don't leave me, I'm scared.

I'm just gonna look under here.

I like Dina Tokyo. She's my favourite YouTuber.

Don't you watch anyone else?

No.

What about—

I like those— no, I like—

Oh, I found it!

Uh, don't talk about it. but Jordan Peterson.

Jordan Peterson's a legend.

No, he's not. I like those videos of people when they lose loads of weight and then it shows them from the beginning to the end. I don't know why I find them really inspiring. My boyfriend is Turkish. He's Turkish, yes.

Speak some Turkish.

Um, genaiden.

Good night.

Nice.

Morning.

Nasılsın?

Yes.

That's horrible.

I look like a nerd.

You look like Mum. I don't like it. It's weird.

You look really like Mum. I do look like Mum.

You do. I think you need to brush your hair.

I bought about 4 wigs 2 years ago. I'm not sure why.

Uh, where are they?

I don't know. I had a short brown bob one. I had a few straight ones.

Ugly Betty. Oh yeah, I remember that show. I liked Ugly Betty.

She wasn't very ugly though.

Yeah, she wasn't ugly at all.

I should learn how to play guitar and then wear my wig.

Yeah.

Why aren't there ever any black people in metal bands? Have you ever seen a black—

Yeah, Skindred. Never heard of it. Yeah, it's like, um, Metal reggae.

Metal reggae?

It's good. It's— I like it. Sabrina, what's your secret to happiness? Uh, well, as I learned in my hypnotherapy session, You have to think of what you're grateful for every day, and it helps.

Oh yeah, Killswitch Engage, his— the singer was a Black guy. I forgot. Do you know that band?

Killswitch Engage? Yeah, I remember you liked them.

I still like them.

I think my friend Grace really liked them. Was that Trivium? I can't remember. Why does Daniel look like Yoko Ono? I don't know. Stop doing that, weirdo. I think it suits.

Weird.

It looks so bad. Why don't you comb it?

I can't, it gets caught.

Do you leech your boyfriend too? No, I'm an independent woman. You look like Nobita.

Who, me? People said I look like Nobita. I look nothing like him.

He looks weird. Daniel, take off your glasses. When you were growing up with Daniel, what did you fight most about? Um, who was playing the computer? Um, oh, do you remember when I smashed those plates because you kept leaving your dinner plates on top of the staircase in front of the bathroom door? And then I picked them up and then I threw them.

No.

I was so angry. Sabrina, are you a lesbian? No, I don't think so. Sabrina versus Daniel in a fistfight, who would win? Daniel's surprisingly strong. I thought I would be stronger than him, um, but when was the last time we properly fought?

We had a huge fight.

We had a really—

About 5, no, 6 years ago when Chris—

Oh yeah.

And then I nearly strangled you.

Yeah, you tried to strangle me. I can't remember what we were fighting about.

About dirty cups. You keep nagging me about the It's because I need—

I like clean things.

And then I was really stressed out, and then you were just coming into my room nagging me.

Because you kept leaving all your dirty— you kept leaving all your dirty dishes outside of your room on the floor in front of the stairs for mum to take it down.

I don't remember that. That was when I was playing World of Warcraft, not 6 years ago.

Yeah, that was why.

6 years ago I used to leave my cups and my bowl in front of the sink.

Yeah, but if you left your cup and bowl in the sink, I wouldn't come up.

I left it on the counter.

No, it was on the floor.

I don't remember it on the floor.

You used to put it out of your— outside of your room.

On the red cabinet?

No.

I didn't put it on the floor.

You did. It was once when I came out of the shower, I saw your dirty plates on the floor and I got really annoyed.

And we were shouting at each other and I said, fuck off back to Yeah, it's because you called me a bitch.

Are you allowed to swear on this?

Don't say naughty words.

Oh. You'll get demonetized. Yeah, I get really angry if people call me the B-word.

And then I kicked the door. That's why there's a hole in the bathroom toilet door. And then I tried hiding it by painting using my Warhammer paint. Dad found out. That was 6 years ago.

Do you like Daniel's YouTube videos? Yeah, I like them. I think they're good. I get really— I get sick of people doing videos where they're really happy all the time. I think people need to be more depressed in their videos to make everyone else feel better about themselves.

I can't stand those YouTubers. who are like, hey guys, yeah, it gets a bit fake. Today we're gonna do this, love you guys.

Oh, I like, uh, what's her name? I like this girl Amelia Fart. I know I've watched 2 of her videos and I really like them. I didn't like her at first, but I like that she's weird. How come you weigh more than Daniel the Leech?

I don't know.

I eat more.

You have body fat. I don't.

I put on weight really easily. I also really like sweet things and cake.

I can't put on weight. I'm eating 3 meals a day now. I'm eating breakfast as well.

Yeah, I don't understand—

I haven't gotten any heavier.

I don't understand how your metabolism is so good.

You should have gotten Dad's skinniness. I should have gotten Mum's fat—

Mum's really skinny though.

But she can put fat on.

Yeah.

We got the wrong traits for our gender.

Yeah, but then you would be short.

I would be bigger.

Stocky.

Stockier.

Are you subscribed to PewDiePie? No, um, because— Why?

Help against the war against T-Series.

Oh yeah, I don't know, I don't really, don't really care.

Why?

I don't know.

It represents the— an individual taking on a big mega corporation that is T-Series.

Are they a mega corporation?

Yeah, so it's a big Indian company.

PewDiePie already has loads of subscribers and money.

But he represents the individual.

But he's already really big. Why do I— why do we want to give him more?

Because he's gonna get beaten. He's the number one subscribed to person on YouTube. T-Series are gonna overtake.

Daniel sells crack and heroin. Does he? It's my secret business. You would be the worst. I think you'd be the worst drug dealer.

Why?

I don't know, you'd be too awkward. Help. Thanks, Adam.

Jimi Hendrix and Slash are Guns N' Roses are black.

Cool.

Are they?

Jimi Hendrix isn't metal though, is he?

No.

He just plays guitar really well.

I don't know, it's like prog rock.

Why is Daniel a leech? I'm not! I make my own money.

You bought me a Christmas present once, one year. That was really nice. I can't remember.

A VR headset.

Yeah.

You got me the same.

Oh yeah, we got each other the same Christmas present. No, you got me a little, um, L figurine. That was nice. Yeah, the plastic one. He's sitting in the chair.

I didn't get one last year. I wish I got Dad something. I don't know what to get him.

Dad is really hard to buy for. I got him that, um, toy Lamborghini because I thought it would be funny, but he just looked like he didn't know what to do with it.

He's not gonna play with a remote control Lamborghini.

He did! He played with it for a little bit. I think he was just humoring me.

I like the helicopter. Toffee whacked it out of the— when it was moving.

I got him a Katherine Jenkins CD. He was listening to it.

I got him a Killers CD because he said he liked the Killers, so I got him their best hits.

Why are you streaming when your dad is in a coma? I don't know, we've been at home for a long time. I've had enough of feeling sad, felt like doing something different.

Tickle my face.

We're waiting for our mum to come back to tell us, um, how dad is doing at the hospital.

People said it's wrong for me to make money off of Dad's situation. What do you think?

Um, I don't think— I don't know, you're not really making money off of his situation, you're just talking about it and getting money as a byproduct. And are you even making that much money from talking about it?

About £60.

I don't know.

Depends how many views I get. Don't make that much money.

But loads of YouTubers talk about, um, past experiences or like their depression or things like that and make money. I think it's the same.

Hmm.

Are you both introverts? Yes. Do you like Chihiro? Yes.

She's a leech. She didn't even offer to pay for the ticket.

Oh yeah. Did Mum pay for her ticket as well?

Yeah, she gave us a check for $2,400.

Wow.

She's not getting any, any pay this month.

But Mum said that she earns more than her.

I think so.

Because when Mum opened her paycheck, she wrote, look, read it. And then Mum said, do I earn more than you? And she said And she said yes. I mean, do you earn more than me? And she said yes.

A telephone operator— saleswoman would earn more than a cleaner.

How old is your boyfriend? He is 32.

I didn't know he was older than me. I thought he was younger. Did you?

He looks— he looks younger than he is. What's your father's occupation? He's a refrigeration engineer.

Just sounds like he makes fridges. He makes the machines for Navy ships, doesn't he?

Yeah, he designs refrigeration units for big ships and aircrafts. Ripe. Oh, do you think Daniel is ripe for marriage judging by his past actions? I don't know. I think—

Ripe or right?

I think ripe, like ready for marriage. Um, I don't know. I think you're too immature.

Why'd you have to be mature?

To be married.

Why'd you have to be mature to be married?

I don't— it depends what you think of marriage. I guess if it's just like a piece of paper, then it's fine. But—

Look at my hair.

I don't know. No, Chihiro doesn't have a kid.

People keep thinking—

That was his ex.

Ex-girlfriend.

How do they know?

Know what?

Um, about my ex-boyfriend.

Which one?

I don't want to say his name.

Why not?

I don't know.

I might have told them.

Um, do I want to have kids? Yes, I do.

The black guy, tell his story.

Who's David Bond?

He's that American guy who I met.

Hmm.

Pickup artist.

Oh. Bedfordshire. Does Daniel want to have kids?

No.

Really? Why not?

I don't know, it's too much work.

Don't you want to see what they'll look like?

Um, yeah, but I worry that they'll turn into something I don't like.

Oh.

Like a weirdo.

But you're usually quite good with kids. They always like you.

Sometimes. They're annoying most of the time. I don't like the way they, the way they talk. Those kids yesterday when we were sitting at Costa were driving me crazy.

Yeah, but I think if they're your own kids, you don't mind as much if they're crying.

Too much money.

Is that a wig? Who, me or Daniel?

I grew my hair out.

How about being on my talk show when you get back?

No, he's not nice. He keeps leaving horrible comments.

Like what?

I can't remember.

What's a waifu?

Wife.

Are you all cat lovers? Yeah, I love cats. I think dog owners, they're a bit weird.

I want a dog. Dad hates them.

I like dogs, but people just get weird around them when they're like Yelling at them to sit down. I just think it's weird that you, like, drag another animal along by a rope.

They play with you, not like cats. Cats are boring, but they're cuter. They're nice when they sit with you.

Yeah, but if, if a cat likes you, it's like an actual friendship, actually likes you. Dogs will just love you even if you're horrible to them.

Oh, thank you, Jercules.

Jercules.

Read his message.

Where is it? It's gone now.

He said I seem more relaxed when I'm with people.

What then when you're by yourself? I'm not sure.

You seem more relaxed and chill talking with her compared to other people. Yeah, if I feel comfortable with someone, then I don't feel that nervous. If it's a stranger, then And obviously I feel nervous.

Jeez, what the hell is this noise? What noise? It's probably me kicking the wire. Beeping sound. The buzzing.

What buzzing?

I don't know.

The chair squeaking.

Oh, it's my— it's me squeaking the chair. Tell us some juicy secrets, Sab. I don't have any. I do have juicy secrets.

You have loads of stories that could be turned into good clickbait.

I know.

Your, your experience trying LSD.

That was scary.

That's a safe story.

I don't know, it was— it's because I fell asleep. Well, I got scared after taking it, so I tried to sleep because I thought once when I wake up it will all be over, but I didn't realize that I was actually sleepwalking and I ended up breaking a load of stuff.

Love the fresh trim, Dan.

Thank you.

So it was scary. Then my friend thought he was gonna die and then he phoned his mum to tell her that he was about to die, that he'd just taken acid.

Where'd you get it?

Um, my friend got it.

From his dealer.

Yeah, I wouldn't— I don't know, I wouldn't recommend it. I don't really like hallucinogenic stuff. Can you tell us a funny childhood story of you both? Um, I don't know. Mum used to play a lot of tricks on us, like she'd put that this, like, face mask on, the one that you peel off, and then she'd come out from the bathroom screaming, saying that her skin was peeling and that she needed help.

And then you scraped it off her.

And then she put a blackhead mask on her nose, like a blackhead strip, and then she said that Dad had pushed her over and that she'd broken her nose against the bathtub. How did the fight end with the strangling? Um, I can't remember. What?

You stopped pushing me, so I stopped gripping your neck.

Yeah, but I can't remember how we—

We were like wrestling.

Yeah, but—

And you were really strong because you're heavier than me, and I was trying to push you out of my room.

Also, I've been doing MMA training, so... Actually, maybe I didn't start it then. I don't know, we just stopped fighting.

I got up and I tried pushing you out of my room. No, I tried shutting the door and you kept opening, opening it again.

Yeah.

I can't imagine— that's what Chris and Heather must have thought.

Yeah, they must have been like, what the hell? I can't imagine fighting like that now.

I had a big fight with Dad actually, 2 years ago. When I was working at the petrol station because I left my cup by the fireplace.

Oh. Why did you have a fight? Well, why do you leave your cup by the fireplace? I forgot.

I put it by the fireplace and I was gonna take it into the kitchen, but I forgot. And then he said, Daniel, can you please stop putting your dirty cups on top of the mantelpiece? And I said, stop telling me what to do with my cups! And then he shouted back at me.

You must have done it more than once then for him to say not to do it.

And then he had a go at me because I left the recliner chair— the leg rest sticking out.

Yeah, I don't understand that. He has this weird belief that it's gonna break the chair if you leave the, the, the chair reclined. I don't get that.

I don't see why it's such a big problem. It's just a cup on the fireplace.

It's just annoying.

Why is it annoying?

I don't know. I think me and Dad are really similar in that way. It's not OCD, it's just when there's dirty stuff, I feel like my brain isn't relaxed. I feel like I can't relax until it's gone.

Just move it then.

Yeah, but it's annoying. It's just not clean. Yeah, exactly.

So? And I leave my cups out so I can use it again. Otherwise you end up using 10 cups a day. It keeps going into the dishwasher.

Yeah. How is your dad? I hope he's okay. He's doing— he's been doing a little bit better. But yeah, I've been to the hospital every day for the last 9 days. But yesterday it was a bit too much because he's been covered up the whole time we've been to see him. But yesterday when I went to see him, they'd taken the blankets off and he's quite swollen because of all the fluid. Also because his liver wasn't working, He's got jaundice, so he's starting to go quite yellow. So I found it quite disturbing seeing him in that condition, so I decided not to go visit him today. Which I do feel a bit— I feel a bit guilty.

Do you listen to rappers? If so, who?

Daniel hates rappers. I like Chance the Rapper. I like Kendrick Lamar. I like John Wayne.

I hate everything that's not metal.

I like No Name. She's really good.

Do you like Nightwish?

No.

Why don't you like Nightwish?

Why do you like Nightwish so much? It's metal opera.

It's good. The melodies are good.

The worst combination.

It's really good. I like how dramatic it is.

Show hand palm. Like that. How is your mum doing? Mum's driving me a little bit crazy today. She keeps shouting about nothing.

She keeps going, oh my God, please save Robert! That's funny.

She keeps saying, oh my God, please save Robert! Oh my mighty God, every hour I just hear it coming from her room. Are you interested in ASMR? I tried this, I tried listening to ASMR, um, but I didn't really get it. It just made me feel a bit like, like that feeling.

I'm gonna make an ASMR channel.

Do Daniel's feet smell? I don't know, probably. I think you should put some socks on because you always sit with them on the sofa.

So?

I don't know.

They're not dirty, I had a shower.

We're not religious, but she just says Oh my God, there's a— I don't know, a turn of phrase. Daniel's wearing a wig. I forgot you're wearing a wig.

Does it suit me?

Um, no.

I like it.

Has Daniel tried any psychedelics?

No. I tried smoking. That was it.

Oh yeah, I forgot you tried smoking.

I started smoking and then all the kids who bullied me liked me.

Yeah.

It felt nice. I wasn't doing it properly. I just sucked it in, swirled it around my mouth, and then puffed it out. I liked the taste.

What did you think?

It tastes nice.

How come you You didn't continue?

I'm not sure. I just got bored. Bored with it. Why didn't you appear sooner?

Um, he didn't ask me, and I was afraid.

Afraid of what? They're lovely people.

I don't know. I thought people would say weird things and then it would be awkward, but I don't really— it's not that awkward actually. Did you get bullied at school like Daniel?

Not really.

You're 6— what? 6ix9ine's clone.

Who's clone?

I don't know. Um, what's your favorite film? Um, I don't know if I have a favorite film. Um, Once I've seen a film, I probably won't watch it again until I've forgotten what happens in it. I like Amélie because I really like the soundtrack.

Do you like Star Wars?

I used to be obsessed with Star Wars because I really fancied Harrison Ford, and then Dad banned me from watching it because I used to watch it on repeat, like, 10 times a day. I was so sad when I found out that Harrison Ford was so old. I think I cried. Yeah, we went to the— we both went to the same primary school.

With Chris Broad, abroad in Japan.

I don't remember Chris Broad. Did you say he was a year below us?

He was in Ricky's class. A year below us.

A year below me?

A year above you.

Oh.

So weird.

Did your roast goose taste nice? I made a turkey. Um, it was nice, but Mum turned the heat up on the oven. She tried to sabotage it. She turned the heat up Really high and then it got really dry, so it wasn't as good as her goose.

Turkey tastes a bit boring. I like goose and duck.

But I spent ages cooking it.

Prayers for your dad.

Thanks, Adam.

He said he'd go for a beer with me and then he ghosted me.

Hey, Chris, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah, message him.

No, it would be weird now because I said lots of bad things about him.

Oh, why did you say bad things? Stop burning all your bridges.

Because he said he'd go for a beer with me in October, and then October came and I was waiting.

Yeah, but sometimes things get in the way. Do you ever just breathe? Breathe.

Breathe. And I didn't dox him. He said I People were saying I doxxed him. I just said he was from—

Oh, people could probably hear that. What's your skin routine? Um, I use a lot of coconut oil, um, and, uh, that's about it.

They're saying it in the chat now.

Oh no!

I didn't say that!

You did! I'm 26.

Lenham. It's like saying you live in London, that, that means I doxxed you.

Yeah.

It's not doxxing. Hmm, he doesn't like me anymore. He said he's friends with The Anime Man, and I made a video about The Anime Man saying that he manipulates people.

Who's The Anime Man?

He's this half-Japanese Australian guy who makes videos about anime. He has a million— 1.6 million subscribers. I made a stupid video just making fun of him, and then Chris said The Anime Man might have reached out to you if you hadn't have made that video. And then he said, you should— what? You should be careful what you say because you never know if the person will see what you say.

Yeah, maybe you need to be more political.

I burnt all my bridges.

Yeah.

They think they're better than me. I'll show them. Don't need friends. Who else hates me? Nobita hates me. I think Venus Angelic hates me. She's that weird girl who dresses up like a doll.

Who?

Venus Angelic.

Uh.

Do you know her?

No.

Who else hates me?

What advice do you have for Daniel and social anxiety? Um, I think that you need to Make more of an effort to do things that you are frightened of or things that you don't enjoy, like ordering stuff in restaurants, because the more that you choose not to do it, then the more it's enforcing the idea that you can't do it. And I think you should, I don't know, go to more social things.

Nami nakamori. What did she say?

She asked what That's the advice I had to give to you for social anxiety. Do you like anime? I like some anime. I really like Death Note. That was the first anime I ever watched, and then I tried to— whatever I tried to watch after it, I didn't like as much. So I don't really watch anime.

I think I'd become a pickup artist if I didn't have social anxiety. I'd just go outside and talk to random girls and try and pick them up. That's the only thing that's stopping me. Plus, I'm a loyal, devoted husband. Do you think you could do pickup?

What, go up to random guys on the street and—

No, if you were a guy. And you had to pick up girls?

Um...

It's just so lame. You go up to them and you go, excuse me, you look very beautiful.

Yeah.

Can I have your phone number?

But it is nice. When it happens, it's nice.

I couldn't do it. I'd be so scared.

But I would be afraid, but actually it's really— I think once you do it, it's actually easy because you just say, hi, you seem like a really nice person. Can we go for a drink sometime?

The rejection's too scary.

But then they always just say, oh, sorry, I've got a boyfriend. And then you go, oh, okay. Thanks, David.

What should What? Why does— what did he say? Why does Daniel go into stars?

I don't know.

Do you think it said Daniel backup plan? Oh, I missed it now.

I don't know.

You don't know what?

I don't know what he said.

What should Daniel's backup plan be if he couldn't do YouTube or Twitch anymore?

Um, you should do— I don't know, do more with drawing.

I try. I don't know how to make money from drawing.

I don't know, just do freelance stuff.

I tried. Remember, for George? And I got irritated because they kept complaining, saying his hand's too big, his leg's too weird. Draw it yourself then, if you're so good.

Yeah, that's one thing that you wouldn't be good at, is criticism. Okay, I've had enough now.

No!

Bye.

We've not finished.

Thank you for being nice.

Okay.

Bye everybody.

She's leaving us. I think I'll end it as well. That was my sister. How long has it been? It's been an hour and a half.

She's gone.

She got bored. She got bored after an hour and a half. Ah, it's so nice to be able to stream again on YouTube. Look how many viewers I have. I think I had over 700 compared to Twitch. I barely get 100. It's been 1 hour 30 minutes. I owe her £100. They're talking about you on Lookism. What's Lookism? Oh, thank you, Blue Rose, it's very kind.

8 equals equals equals D.

Yes, it does. Your English breakfast video came back, but it's only 12 minutes. Uh, this is what I want to talk about. Something really weird happened on my English breakfast video. It was originally nearly 15 minutes, and then it, it magically got cut down to 12 minutes. And the end part, when I start playing guitar and my wife plays Shut the Fuck Up on piano, it got clipped off. I didn't clip it off, I didn't trim it off. I didn't get any copyright strike notice. It's just gone. It's only 10 minutes now. Are you joking? What the hell is going on? And then it wasn't showing up on my channel. It was showing up on people's notifications, but it— you— if you go on my channel, it wasn't showing up. No, it's still 12 minutes 18 seconds. But there was a big problem on YouTube. If you go onto Twitter, they tweeted it out saying that there was a bug where videos weren't showing up after being uploaded. This also happened a few days ago. I uploaded a new video and it had no views even though it was public. People weren't seeing it. YouTube is broken. What happened between me and Venus Angelic? Nothing. But on this subreddit where they hate me, they, they made a post and they clipped Venus Angelic's livestream when someone asked her Do you know, hiding in my room? And then she just goes, oh no, Daniel! And then she ends the stream. And then people were saying that she hates me because— I don't know, I don't think she actually hates me. She didn't say she hates me. Do I still think of Victoria? No, I'm just angry with her now. So I just— I think she's a bit of a stuck-up bitch. I didn't say anything bad about her. I didn't say anything sexual. I don't understand why she's so upset just because a couple hundred random strangers messaged on Instagram. She blocks me and she gets her sisters to block me. Why? Why block me? Block the strangers who are messaging you, not me. Blocking me isn't gonna help. I already downloaded her photos. Do I still think about the Australian guy? Not really. Sometimes if I'm masturbating and I'm feeling a bit bored and I need something to spice up my session, I have some naughty fantasies. I like to imagine Why do I have a wig on? I think I look pretty cool. I think I look pretty sexy. Do I know David Beckham? I know of him. He kicks a ball and then he became rich. Should I do makeup? I'm thinking about doing ASMR like that guy on my second channel, and I just eat food and I don't say anything. What do you think? I'm growing a beard. Can you see it? I don't think you can see it because the quality is really bad, but I haven't shaved for 8 days now and I have some chin hair. It looks gross. It looks like pubic hair is coming out of my chin. And have a little bit of a mustache here. It looks gross. I just want to see what happens if I leave it for a few weeks. You can't see it?

Dan, do a hair and makeup tutorial.

Hair and makeup? I'll do a beard, beard tutorial. Can't you see it? Look, I look more manly. I'm kinda wet, run it down my vagina. What? This is a family-friendly channel. I'm sorry.

Remind y'all, I'm kinda wet, run it down my vagina.

Vagina. Your sister should have her own channel. What if I make her a channel? And then I secretly film her, and then I trick people into thinking that's her channel when it's actually mine, and I'm getting all the ad revenue. Ho ho ho, sounds like a plan. I want to do one for my mum as well. I'll call it Angry Asian Mum, and then I just secretly film her when she's screaming and shouting, and then I have all the ad revenue coming into my bank account.

Yes.

I think it's a good idea. My mum would be so funny. For livestreams. She just says weird things all the time. But she can be a little bit racist sometimes. People would think she's offensive. And she would be upset if she found out I was secretly recording her and uploading it to YouTube. Oh, it's raining. Angry Asian mum. She sounds so funny when she gets angry. She starts swearing. She sounds funny when She swears.

Where's Chihiro?

She went to the hospital with my mum. We went yesterday. Don't really feel like we need to go every day because there's not much change day to day. Might go tomorrow. It's just so far away, and the, the town gets all jammed up. Traffic jam. We end up sitting in the car for over an hour, and I feel sick. And then we just sit in hospital, we see Dad for about 10 minutes, then we go home. I don't really know what to do when I go and see him. I just stand there looking at him. I feel embarrassed to talk to him because there's a nurse walking around. And it smells really bad. It smells Like meat. You know when you do heart dissections in school, it has that weird raw meat smell. Makes me feel sick. Is the nurse hot? No, they're all big stocky butch looking women.

Your streams equals BLO KD.

I don't understand what I don't know what to say to him though. I would just say, hi Dad, it's me, your son. I just feel really awkward.

Do you think you will ever meet your wife's parents?

My wife's mum wants to meet me. She's coming round to the idea that we're married now. We write a diary. We, we make entries into it so he can read it when he wakes up. Did I cry when I heard the news? I did. I thought he was gonna die. My sister was messaging me saying that the doctor said he has a very small chance of surviving, and I cried in front of my wife. She held me. I wasn't going, uh, I was just— I just had tears Rolling down my face, and I was making the crying face like—

If you went outside with that wig on, do you think people mistake you for a girl?

Probably. People used to mistake me for a girl when I had longer hair. Even kids. I'd walk past kids and they'd go, mummy, is that a man or a boy? Is that— is that a girl or a boy? And then the doctor said he had a 50/50 chance of surviving, and I stopped worrying. And then he just started getting better. I don't feel worried now. I think he's gonna be fine. It's gonna take time. I think he's gonna be fine. He's getting better. He's starting to wake up. He's Uh, moving his tongue and he's squeezing people's hands. My sister left 10 minutes ago. I might end this stream soon since she's not here. I want to do more streams. Don't really have many ideas for videos right now. I'm just not quite sure what to do for videos. I think my sister just got bored answering the same questions over and over. I want to start doing ASMR mukbangs where I don't say anything, I just eat the food and I make disgusting sounds. It works for that, that guy Zach Choi, didn't it? He has 220,000 subs now. He gets nearly 400,000 views a day. I can't believe he blew up so much. All he does, he just sits there and he eats fried chicken or McDonald's. He doesn't even say anything, making these disgusting slurping sounds. People love it. He gets 100,000, 200,000 views on every video, and then he has a whole bunch of videos that have over a million views. He's just sitting there. eating for 15 minutes, making disgusting sounds. People love it. People love that stuff. I have no idea why people want to watch that, but they do. So I'm gonna turn my second channel— my second channel was gonna be a commentary channel, but that's too much work.

Videos of your wife reacting to British stuff will be a goldmine.

What kind of stuff should she react to? I'm just gonna rip off his channel like he ripped off BenDeen. I'm gonna name it Daniel Lord ASMR. It won't be on this channel because no one on this channel wants to see that. What do you mean it won't work for me? If he can do it, why can't I do it? It's not like he's doing anything amazing. He's just eating food. He doesn't even say anything. I know you guys won't watch it because you don't care about that. That's why I'm making it on my second channel. To attract that, that stupid audience who like watching people just stuff their faces, not saying anything. It's a huge audience of people who like that stuff. It was gonna be a commentary channel. I can't do commentary videos because I just don't care about all these YouTubers. I don't know how these, these commentary channels do it, like iMadux or iNabba or The Right Opinion. How do they put so much research and effort into videos talking about all these Idiots on YouTube. Who cares? I don't know how they— well, people do care because they get views. I don't know how people can care about that stuff. At least ASMR mukbang's easy to make. You just eat food. I'll make that, that stuff for my second channel. I'm gonna completely rip him off. I'm gonna use the exact same titles, and I'm not sure how to do the setup. He has, he has a Sony RX little camera, but he has a really expensive microphone. That costs about $600, and he has this sound audio recording device which costs $400. I think I'll just use my Blue Yeti and film on my phone. It'll be the same. It'll be good enough. I'm gonna copy and paste his description and put it in my videos and copy and paste his title. It's gonna be good. He leeched off of my videos for months. Writing stupid comments on my videos going, that's so funny, great story, Daniel. And then for some reason his comments always rose to the top. So I banned him because I don't like people leeching off my channel. So now I'm gonna leech off him. He does it on everyone else's channels. He goes onto Ben Dean's channel, puts, wow, this is so good, Ben, and then he gets right to the top of the comments. My idea for my first video will be ASMR— it's going to be all caps ASMR Japanese loaf of bread, no talking.

Make Japanese woman tries pork scratchings and Twiglets.

He'll copyright strike me? How? You can't copyright strike someone for Copying the title. It won't be an exact copy, it'll just be similar. Make Japanese woman tries pork scratchings and Twiglets. She hates all of the stuff I make her try. She hated Scotch eggs, she hated Cornish pasty, she hated the pork pie. She just said it tastes okay, 5 out of 10. Tastes amazing, what are you talking about?

Who's Victoria?

She's my dad's friend's daughter who I had a crush on, and then she blocked me because I confessed my love to her in video form. I said I had a big crush on her. She blocked my mom on Facebook. I thought she would feel flattered. I thought she would feel, oh, Daniel had a crush on me, that's so cute. I don't have a crush on her now. I think she's a stuck-up bitch. I had a crush on her when I thought she was a sweet, nice person. I had a crush on her when I was 14 years old. Why does she care about what I thought of her when I— when we were 14? It was ages ago. It's been such a long time since I've been able to stream on YouTube. I can't believe I had to wait 3 months because of a cockroach. Because I, I filmed the cockroach Lying on its back, it gave me a strike. Ridiculous. Isn't it so stupid? It didn't even die in the video. I didn't even spray it in the video. How did they know that it was dying? It was just on its back doing this. I don't get it. How did they even know it's poisoned? I didn't poison it in the video. And don't give me that animal cruelty rubbish because there's loads of videos on YouTube showing animals dying, suffering. I've seen cats hit by cars, I've seen goats hit by trains and buses. I've seen tarantulas fighting scorpions. I've seen octopus being boiled alive. How is all of that okay, but a cockroach lying on its back doing this gets me a strike? And they didn't even give me an explanation.

Just—

they just blew me off with some stupid excuse when I asked them.

Sickening.

That's what it is. Does animal suffering not bother you? If it's a disgusting, ugly creature, then no. If it's a cute fluffy kitty cat, then yes, I love cats, so obviously if I see a cat suffering, I feel bad for it and I feel upset. If it's a disgusting cockroach, couldn't care less. Cockroaches can go to hell. I can't believe so many people care about a cockroach. They're vermin. Everyone hates cockroaches. Everyone's reaction to cockroaches is kill it, poison it, crush it. People are weird. You go onto that live octopus being boiled alive and there's barely any dislikes on it. Everyone's going, oh, it looks delicious, oh, so tasty, and no one's saying, oh, the poor octopus being boiled alive. If it's food, then people don't care. They just go, oh, it's food. But when it's a cockroach, all the, all the, all the cockroach-loving people come out of nowhere. There's videos of people pouring molten aluminium into ants' nests and no one cares. They think it's funny. I just feel like I didn't deserve it. I didn't deserve a strike. If that's so bad, then how come all the other videos on YouTube don't have strikes? You type how to kill a cockroach onto YouTube now. Trust me, there's dozens of cockroaches being poisoned. My sister left. She got bored. This is the after-stream. I saw a video on YouTube of a cat being hit by a truck, and then its legs are crushed and it's crawling away in circles. How come that's okay? Bloody YouTube. They can't even stick to their own guidelines. It's one rule for someone, another rule for anyone else. I poisoned it, but I didn't poison it in the video.

Did I?

So how would you know it was poisoned? Why do they just assume that it was poisoned? Maybe it was just dying from old age and I put it under a glass. And apparently cockroaches don't even feel pain. They don't have the neurons to experience pain. Anyway, I'm bored of talking about the cockroach. I want to put it behind me. Can we forget about the cockroach, please? My feet— my feet is peeling the skin. I've been eating the skin off of my feet. Don't know why it keeps peeling. Do I still have problems with Nobita? Yes, I hate him. I'm gonna make a video on him exposing him. He thinks I've forgotten about it. You do not give me a strike and expect me to forget about it. I do not forget. I will hold this grudge until I die. I'm just waiting for the right timing. Right now isn't the right timing to be doing exposing videos. He said he doesn't want me to use his photos without his permission. He didn't ask for my permission when he used my photos, did he? When he called me a liar with no proof. He's the liar. And then he started sending me malware on Skype. I don't know if he was hacked or if he was doing it on purpose. He doesn't reply to me on Skype. He pretends that, that he never got my message. The only time he replied to me on Skype was after I made that video on him, and then afterwards he just doesn't reply to me. It's just a load of rubbish. Skype doesn't do that. If you send a message on Skype, it gets sent, and if it fails to send, it will have a red message saying failed to send. There was no red message. It didn't fail to send. He just ignored it, or he didn't see it, and then he pretended that he never got it, which is a lie. That white guy who wanted to fight me, he's such an idiot. He kept trying to arrange a boxing match or something.

Why?

It would just make him look like a dick either outcome. If he beats me, which he would, he just looks like a dick. beating up a guy who's half his size. I weigh 45 kg, he said he weighs 90 kg, and he's 5'10, and he has experience fighting. Why would I want to fight someone who's double my size, who's bigger than me, who has fighting experience? So if he beats me, which he would, he'd just look like a big guy beating up a little boy. And if somehow I managed to beat him, then he looks like a pathetic big guy getting beaten up by a little boy. So either outcome would make him look like a twit. And his reason for wanting to fight me is because I treat women disgustingly, because I called a lying cheater a lying cheater. Tomoko— poor little Tomoko gets called out on lying and cheating because she lied and cheated. I don't understand why people are protecting her. It's stupid. I'm not rude to women. I'm rude to everyone, including 15-year-old kids who are my cousins. He, he accused me of picking on women when I pick on everyone.

Including men.

Why am I in the wrong if a woman lies to me and then I call her out for being a liar? Why am I in the wrong for pointing out what she did wrong? You said she stinks. She does stink. She smelled like an old woman because she is one. And then she leaked our private messages to him, and then he made a stupid video calling me a liar and a cheater. We didn't actually have sex though. We just messaged a bit, then I got bored, and then I got I stopped messaging her. That was it. And if that's cheating, then my wife also cheated on me when she messaged the Australian guy. So me and my wife said, we'll call it even. You said you missed the Australian guy's dick. I told Tomoko I wanted to have sex with her, but nothing actually happened, so let's just call it even. She said okay. I knew I could use that Australian mistletoe dick thing as a trump card to get me out of trouble.

Does anyone else think Dan's sister looks a lot like him in a black wig?

Do I look like my sister? I'm more handsome. The Australian guy was her sex friend, my wife's sex friend. And I caught them messaging each other around February last year when I had the flu and I was really sick. She woke up, she went to have a shower, she forgot to lock her phone, and I quickly stopped it from auto-locking and I checked her messages. I saw these messages they were sending each other, like, I miss your dick, and We had a big argument. I made a ton of videos about it, which got some pretty good views actually. I want to see the Australian guy fight that Konaito British guy. That would be good. The Australian guy is the same height as me. No, wait, I'm pretty sure when I went— when I found his Facebook, it said he weighed 75 kg, but he plays professional rugby. But Kanaito is 5'10 and 90 kg, so he's even bigger than the Australian guy actually. I'm not sure who would win in a fight, and I think Kanaito has— he, he trains, or he He does martial art as a hobby, I think. The Australian guy, he just plays rugby. I'm not sure if he knows how to fight. Who do you think would win? 5'8, 75 kg rugby player, or 5'10, 90 kg English twit? It'll be a good fight, wouldn't it? The, the rugby guy could— the Australian guy could run and then do a rugby tackle. Rugby tackle him to the ground. What should I do for my next livestream? I'm not sure. I don't think I can get my sister back on. She's busy. She's working. Not sure. It's kind of tricky getting back into the swing of making videos after something big happens like that. It's hard to just carry on making videos like I used to. I was going to make the I cheated on my wife video about Tomoko. That's pretty good clickbait, isn't it? It just feels a bit out of place to do that now. I might do it. In a few weeks' time. I'm still not sure what's gonna happen. Do I have to go back to Japan? My wife does. She can't stay here forever. But I kind of wanted to be at home when my dad comes home. But I think my dad's gonna be in hospital for a long time. My dad might be in the hospital for months. It's gonna take him time to recover. For his body to come back to 100%, and then he needs to do rehab— rehabilitation. He hasn't moved for over a week. He's just been lying there. And then my sister has to go back to London, so my mum's gonna be all by herself. So it's either I send my wife back to Japan by herself, or I leave my mum here by herself. What do I do? I want to stay, but I don't want to send my wife back to Japan by herself. If only my wife could just stay here. So if only I was a millionaire and She didn't have to go to work. She could just stay here for 6 months because she got stamps for 6 months. She can stay for half a year. I don't think she would want to stay because she must be so bored not doing anything, just being stuck at home every day. I said make me a video for my channel. We can make money like that. Maybe I'll do a poll so you guys can vote. Stay at home with mum or go back to Japan with wife? Which one should I do?

Increase the volume.

Is it really that quiet? I'll try. How about— how about now? I've turned up the gain. What do I want to do? I want to stay, to be honest. I want to stay, and I'd like to be at home when my dad comes home, but I feel like it's my It's my duty as a husband to go back to Japan. I feel sad. I feel bad for my wife if I don't go back with her.

Stay in England to help your mum and dad. Your wife should understand and be okay to wait for you in Japan.

Hmm.

She says that she regrets, uh, moving into the new place now. I don't know, it's so difficult. I didn't think this would happen so soon. I thought— I knew this would eventually happen. I didn't think my dad would, would get sent to hospital at age 64. I thought he'd be in his 80s when this starts happening. She regrets moving now because if she has to go back by herself, then she'll have to pay the rent, and now our rent's more expensive, and I might not be there. The doctors were really confused as well. They asked us, did he drink or smoke? They weren't— they wasn't— they— they weren't— they wasn't— they were not sure why his liver was so weak. He wasn't— they wasn't sure— that sounds weird. They weren't sure why— I think you know what I mean. They didn't understand why his liver was so weak. He doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink. And the only cancer treatment he had was radiotherapy, not chemo. They did radiotherapy. I'm not sure how it works. I think they use radiation to stop the cancer from growing. Oh, thank you, Starpunk Bethy.

Stay. Your fam needs you. Travel back to visit her and then go back to her when he is fine.

I don't know how long it's gonna take for him to get fine, become better. But what if he comes home and he can't get out of bed and he's He's just lying there and he needs help doing stuff. Oh, thank you for the 10 Canadians. It's funny because my dad got cancer. That's not funny. It's not funny in a haha way, but it's strange because he got cancer and he survived it. But he gets the flu and—

Hail Satan, 666, have $10.

He gets the flu and then he gets sent to hospital 2 days later, and then the next day he gets put into a coma. And he nearly died. He still might die, actually. The doctor said he still may well not survive. That's a weird sentence. You get cancer, even if you get stage 4, you can still have a few years left to live on chemo. You get the flu and then you get sepsis, And you're effed. You get put into a coma. Some people even lose their limbs because the blood flow to the extremities gets really low and gets cut off, and they have to have their feet amputated sometimes. I think my dad's feet are fine. They were saying that it was getting a bit risky, but they said his feet have been getting better. He's so bloated. His legs, they look like balloons. And he actually looks more muscular now because he's all bloated up. Usually he's very skinny. I think the, um, the biggest problem was he fainted on Sunday, and instead of going straight to the hospital on Sunday, he just went straight to bed. And then they didn't call the ambulance until the next day afternoon. But he wouldn't have known that it was so serious. He probably thought he'd just go to bed and then the next day he'll feel better. Is the video quality that bad? I thought it was okay. It's a bit blurry. Let me check. I think it looks okay. I think it looks okay. It's not as good as the Japan livestreams, but the internet's not good here. I'm just worried that if I increase the quality, it would start lagging, lagging out. We're visiting tomorrow, don't worry. We've been visiting every day. We can have a day off. It's just a bit stressful seeing Him sometimes, because it's sad, you know. He's lying there, all these pipes going into him. And there's no Wi-Fi in the hospital? There is, but it doesn't connect sometimes. I don't really feel worried anymore, though, to be honest. I think he's gonna be fine. He's, he's getting better. He's showing signs of waking up a little bit. I think he's gonna be fine. I don't think there's any point in worrying. It doesn't really help. I think it's better to stay positive. I thought this channel was about social anxiety. I'm confused now. It's just about me and my life, basically. We're gonna change the world. That's my goal. I want to change the world with my channel, using my influence. Make the world a better place. We can do it, guys. Video by video, we're gonna make this world a better place. My sister, she already came on. If you go back about half an hour, she'll be there. I think you can scroll back. Yeah, I can. On YouTube streams. Isn't my head itchy?

No.

I like it. Maybe I should grow it out like this. I look like a rock star. I'm hungry. Didn't have lunch today. I've been learning piano. I can play— what's that Lord of the Rings song called? Concerning Hobbits. I can play the first minute or so. I used to be able to play it really well 6 years ago, and then I stopped playing, stopped practicing, and I forgot. And I learned a bit of guitar. I learned some chords. I can do a C chord. And I can do a D chord. Hurts my fingers. I'm gonna start a metal band. I'll be the guitarist. I need a singer and a drummer. We'll call ourselves the, the Leeches. Leech Boys. We'll be called Sorrow of Darkness. I'll make my own music. I'll make one about Victoria, and then I'll make one about the struggles of being, um, a man. The only reason I learned to play piano was so I could impress girls at the guest house. There was a keyboard at the guest house and I used to play all the time. No one cared. Didn't get any girls. Girls don't give a shit if you can play piano or not. I was playing all these songs. I was playing Howl's Moving Castle, I was playing Lord of the Rings, I was playing Titanic, I was playing other things. No girls came up to me. So I stopped playing. It's a waste of time. What am I supposed to do? I learned Japanese, I learned Korean, I learned piano. Still, girls don't want to know me. I learned how to cook, I learned how to draw. It's just a waste of time. Yeah, I can speak Korean. I used to have a Korean girlfriend. We spoke in Korean all the time. I studied really hard to learn Korean. Took about 6 months to become conversational because it's very similar to Japanese. If you know Japanese, then learning Korean is very easy. Same grammar, a lot of the words are the same. Writing system's very easy to learn.

Make a new video reacting to yourself in your earliest videos. Oh, thank you.

No, my earliest videos are really embarrassing. I used to speak like a gay person. I used to have a book to learn Korean, and I used to watch drama. I used to listen to music. No, I'm more masculine now compared to back then. I'm more macho. And I used to have a very annoying way of speaking. A few years ago. The ends of my sentences would rise up all the time. My sister does that a lot. Sounds like she's asking a question when she's not. When you end a sentence, it should go down unless it's a question. The intonation should go down. So it sounds like a statement. Not, so it sounds like a statement. Kept speaking like this. It's really annoying to listen back to. I think I became a lot better at speaking, a lot more confident. Why did you edit your last video cutting the ending? I didn't, it cut itself. I have no idea what happened. I've never had a video get cut by something. I didn't trim it, and they trimmed off the best bit when I was playing guitar and where my sister drops a glass plate and then there's this big smash Crashing sound. I don't think it was copyright because I didn't get any messages. My wife played Pink Guy Shut the Fuck Up on the piano, but she only played da da da da. I'm gonna get copyright strikes for this now, for humming it. I've heard people get copyright claims just for humming or whistling songs now. It's crazy. I'd be really surprised if it was copyright claim because our piano is out of tune. So it's not even in tune. It wouldn't be playing the correct notes. Our piano is— I think it's a few— it's just a few tones down from what it should be.

Don't even think anything copyrighted, YouTube can tell.

I don't think it's copyright because usually you'd get a message from the company that's claiming you, and you don't get trimmed, your video would just get demonetized, or the company would claim your monetization so they would get the money. You, you don't, you don't get it trimmed like that. It's really weird. What happened to my Discord? I'm not sure. I don't think anything happened. Looks fine to me. You played music over the guitar. I played music that was off YouTube's audio library. That's all copyright-free. So, so, um, music that's okay to monetize. So it should have been fine. Daniel, I love you. Can you kiss me in my dreams? I guess so. What's, what's CHF? 2 CHF. Um, do you enjoy being back in England? I do, actually. The food is so much better and the TV is so much better. The only thing I miss is having good internet. Apart from good internet, there's nothing about Japan I miss.

I sent you a cereal t-shirt design on Discord a while ago. Did you ever see it?

I don't remember, sorry. My favourite food is bacon and bread and pork pies. Oh, thank you. That's $100. Stop playing with me, Smokey. It's a weird username.

I'm actually stupid for believing this ex. D love you.