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Will you play Tekken? No, no more Tekken.

I got too angry last time.

I got way too angry playing Tekken on

stream last time.

For some reason I get angrier when I'm

streaming it compared to when I'm just not

streaming it. Not good.

Also, the entire stream the mic wasn't

plugged in and no one told me. I thought

you guys cared about audio quality.

I watched the playback and the audio was

terrible. And then I realized, oh wait,

the mic wasn't even plugged in. It was

using the laptop mic. Be nice if

at least one person could have said,

Daniel, the audio is rubbish, fix it. Not

even one person.

I sent you a Super Chat 2 years ago

inviting you to come to Ukraine. Now I'm

stuck in this country waiting to get

conscripted. Damn, that must

be rough. Yeah, I did actually search

my comments before I entered Ukraine.

Let me enter it now. From like 5, 6 years

ago, I did get a few viewers from Ukraine

saying you should come to Ukraine. That

aged poorly.

Let me find it.

3 years ago, go to Poland or Ukraine.

Super cheap living.

You know, they're talking about

conscription in the UK as well. So maybe

even I'm not safe. It's crazy,

isn't it? But didn't I tell you? I told

you this was going to happen when COVID

started. I was like, yep, it's been 100

years since Spanish flu and World War I

and the Great Depression. It's just

the same thing, isn't it? 100 years later,

another pandemic, another impending

recession, and then probably World War

III.

But, um, Rishi Sunak said don't worry

Downing Street has no plans for bringing

back conscription.

I'm not gonna go to— imagine me going to

war. I can't even get a job.

At least I'll have a job, I guess. Well,

they— are they gonna pay me? Maybe I'll

make some money. Maybe it'll be fun, get

to shoot a gun. If I survive,

I'll make some videos. My experience

shooting people. Why I hate

being a soldier.

I would get destroyed if I was in

the army. People would just bully me

nonstop for being a loser and being like a

soy boy. I'd probably

go crazy and then shoot my own people.

Maybe they'll let me just stay in the

barracks doing the cooking.

I mean, what happens if you refuse

conscription? They send you to jail? I'd

rather go to jail. Spend a few years in

jail or risk your life on the battlefield?

I think I'd take my chances in jail, but

in jail I'll probably get bummed.

Would you rather get bummed daily or a

chance of getting shot? Hmm,

life's full of tricky decisions.

How many subs do you think I'm gonna lose

today? Place bets now.

It started at 542. 111,542.

Maybe get the live sub count. I always end

up losing like 20 subs, 30 subs.

Can you still do the live sub count?

I think I'd mentally snap. And then become

an actual psycho if I had to join the

army. The army either breaks you or makes

you. I don't think it's gonna make me.

It's just gonna break me. I don't know why

people get so upset when I do the whole

I'm quitting YouTube clickbait thing.

It's just a title, bro. You don't need to

get upset over a YouTube title.

Although it probably doesn't work anymore.

All the diminishing returns. How many

times can you do the same thing before

diminishing returns makes it ineffective?

My final YouTube. I'm quitting, guys.

Going to get a real job. It's over. I

can't survive like this.

I need to go back to education and get a

career.

Not famous anymore.

Oh well, it was good whilst it lasted.

Maybe I can identify as a woman and then

they won't send me to the front line.

I lost one sub already. How many more?

Maybe get down to like 111,499 subs.

When we gonna get 110 subs? 110K subs.

My new job at the spring roll factory.

People are so funny, they believed all

that. Wow, so proud of you, Daniel. Good

luck at the sandwich factory.

Yeah, I got a job in a sandwich factory in

Germany when I don't even have a visa and

don't speak German. People were

so gullible. Do you

remember the first I Have to Get a Job

video where I had a tie and a shirt and

they thought I was actually going to get a

job? Oh my God,

I'll never get a job. I'd rather just be

broke. I'd rather be a broke bum living

with my mum making $200 off YouTube a

You think I'm gonna go from YouTube

superstar back to working at a petrol

station? I ain't going back to that

life. I ain't going back.

So I was looking at some guest houses in

Japan since I'm broke now.

They're pretty damn cheap, like £250 a

month. I messaged a few, they said I can

move in April.

Although the one I wanted was fully

booked, so they recommended me a different

one, and the cost is about ¥45,000 a

month. ¥45,000 a month, which is £240.

It looks pretty nice as well. Massive

shared kitchen, living room, and the rooms

are pretty big too. I didn't want to

go to a guest house. It feels kind of

miserable, like I've made no progress in

life and I have to go back to living like

when I was 20-something. But I don't

really have a choice. It's either guest

house or just waste like £800,

£1,000 a month. So what, I have my own

apartment and I can stream in it

and make like $10. Hmm, should I stay at a

guest house and save £600, £700 or

prioritize being able to stream so I can

make $10? Not really a hard decision.

I'll probably do like 3 streams a week

max. $15 each.

Probably make like $150, $200 streaming.

Make $200 streaming or save nearly $1,000

just by living in a guest house. I'm gonna

save more money than I can make if I just

go to a guest house.

Why'd you never say like and subscribe?

Because people don't listen. I've tried it

before and it doesn't make any difference.

I said before, my channel's struggling,

guys, could you press the like button

please? And they pressed it, but nothing

happened. The video got the same amount of

views it always gets. It makes no

difference. I don't know why people think

that pressing the like button makes any

difference.

It's funny because I was messaging the

guest house manager and then I said— I

entered his name into the Gmail search and

I actually messaged the same person back

in 2019. So he's still working the same

job since 2019. It's like 5 years.

Because, you know, when I went back to

Japan in 2019, I wasn't actually planning

on getting back with Chihiro. I was

messaging guesthouse managers and stuff,

trying to find a place. I thought I was

going to go back to Japan and do Tinder

and hook up and stuff, but I ended up just

caving and going back to Chihiro after a

week. Because it's boring being all alone.

You know, when you're in a relationship,

you kind of idolize or you, you glamorize

the single lifestyle where you've got

freedom and you can, like, meet anyone.

But then when you live it, it feels kind

of empty and sad.

And I'd rather just be in a relationship.

You feel less empty and hollow when you're

in a relationship. You feel more grounded.

Everyone like the stream, let's see if it

makes any difference. Probably not.

The problem with the guest house is

they've got an entrance fee and they say

it's non-refundable. And the entrance fee

is like ¥30,000. So you've got to factor

that into the total cost. But even with

the entrance fee, it's still dirt cheap

compared to anything else. Guest house is

really the cheapest option. You've got

privacy, you can just stay in your room.

You don't have to sit in the living room.

You don't even have to use the kitchen.

You could just like buy a bento from

7-Eleven and then eat it in your room. A

lot of people did that. So you can choose

to be social or be antisocial, it's up to

you. It's just the shower is usually on

the ground floor. You gotta go to the

ground floor to have a shower, and you

usually bump into people on the way,

which is kind of annoying because they

always say ohayo gozaimasu, and then

you're not really in the mood for talking

because it's really early and you feel

kind of sleepy. You just want to go and

make a coffee. I'd probably just buy a

kettle, plug it into the room. Get water

from the toilets. Oh yeah, Sam Pepper,

did he really break up with Hannah? I

can't believe it, I thought they were

getting married. Him getting back with Ice

really made him terrible

again. He looks like such a dick.

He just makes his girlfriend cry for

content and then he refuses to turn off

the stream just to make her feel better.

Yeah, that guy will never change. He'll

like temporarily change when he becomes

irrelevant, but as soon as he becomes

relevant again, the same old Sam Pepper

comes back out. I thought maybe he matured

by now, but no, he's awful. He's such

a terrible character. He literally

doesn't care about anything apart from

just making content and going viral.

Just so sad.

I guess it's like me when I was at my

Hannah should get with me. I'm a matured

ex-YouTuber. Doesn't let YouTube control

my life anymore.

Difference between guest house and a

hostel. Aren't hostels usually a

dormitory? Well,

guest houses are for long-term stay. You

can only stay for a minimum of 1 month.

So you're not gonna have backpackers who

are just there for a week or two. You're

gonna have people who are actually

long-term living in Japan and actual

Japanese people who just live there

because they're broke and they want to

learn English or they're lonely.

And it's really the best way to get a

place to live for only a couple hundred

pounds a month whilst also being

able to meet people. If you have a visa,

then yeah, you could get an apartment for

a bit more if you want privacy, but I

don't have a visa, so it's

not really an option for me.

Today we'll do a super mellow, no anger,

no swearing, relaxed stream.

No gaming.

I found a cheesy way to play Tekken. You

know, if you press O, it switches the

button layout to easy mode,

so you don't have to do any combos. You

just spam the same buttons over and over

again, and it automatically does combos

for you. I've been playing as Bear and I

put on the easy mode control button and

I've been ranking up like crazy. The

problem is people know I'm doing it, so

they quit the match. I beat them once,

they don't do a rematch, they leave. It's

so easy. I just activate Counter Block,

activate Heat. I keep spamming the same 2

It seems to automatically do combos for

you just by pressing I over and over,

so that's been pretty funny.

Why is my water bottle so huge? Cuz you

can't drink the water here in Thailand.

You got to buy— we buy massive amounts of

these bottles, like 50 of them, and then I

would go all the way down and bring a

trolley and carry them all the way up—

well, not carry, I got to push the trolley

into the elevator. I go

through maybe 1 bottle every day or 2.

Also, I got to water my fish tank.

So not only do we have to pay for water,

I'm having to tip an entire bottle of

water into my fish tank every— I'd say

every week I got to empty a whole bottle

into it because it keeps evaporating. The

fish tank water evaporates so— I don't

remember this happening in Japan. I swear

I didn't remember emptying bottles of

water into my fish tank, but it evaporates

so quickly. I emptied like a

bottle and a half today into

it.

I don't think anywhere has drinkable water

in Thailand unless it's a super modern

expensive place that has its own water

filter built into the building.

So yeah, I think I'm seriously considering

a guest house now instead of an apartment.

It's just much cheaper. And if I meet

people, maybe I'll have some interesting

stories I can turn into content. You never

know. I got so much content out of the

years of guesthouse living. It's just kind

of depressing going back to a place like

that when you're old. You think, oh, 10

years have passed, I should have at least

made some progress in life to not have to

go back to guesthouses. Maybe a wife,

maybe money so I can get an apartment. Oh

well. What if they find your YouTube?

I don't really care.

No one cares anymore about some guy

getting a couple thousand views. Maybe if

I was getting like 50k views, then yeah,

it's a bit different.

I won't tell them, but I won't, you know,

I won't hide who I am. I'll just say I'm

Daniel Lord if they ask me,

if they want to Google me. I don't think

most people Google people anyway unless

they have reason to suspect.

Do you feel motivated to do more? Yeah, I

feel motivated to keep grinding on

YouTube, but it's not looking good, is it?

I'm not gonna give up YouTube because it's

the only way I can make money. How else

can I make money? This is

all I know how to do.

I just gotta keep trying, that's all there

is. The alternative is what? Just stop

doing anything and then I've got no money.

The Powell videos have been doing okay.

After a few days, they seem to get a

couple thousand views. Also, the CPM is

really good on it for some reason. Made

like $20 for 3K views.

The money situation's kind of the same,

which is bad.

Why don't you make YouTube Shorts?

Because they don't make any money. Even if

I get 10K views, it will make— it will

make like 40 cents. You got to get

millions of views on Shorts to even make

$50.

I don't think I'm going to get a million

views on Shorts. What am I going to make a

Short about? My boring life?

We've actually got to have cool things to

show to get views on Shorts, like the

Vision Pro.

Cybertruck, 1,000-degree solar death ray.

Have you seen those shorts? Some guy, I

think America, he has like a big mirror

and he aims it at the sun and then he

melts stuff using solar energy. It's

He turned a rock into lava.

You got to do interesting stuff. I don't

know what to do. I got no ideas. My only

idea was I get a massive lamb carcass and

I butcher it in my garden.

Does your mum hate you?

I don't think so.

She's probably disappointed in how I

turned out. She probably

thinks, oh, all his cousins have real jobs

and families. Why doesn't my son get a

job? Why doesn't my son give

me grandchildren?

Don't know what's wrong with my sperm.

Damn, my hair's looking good today.

My new cut's looking fresh.

Takes about a week or two since from when

I cut it so that it looks good.

Doo doo dee dee dee. Having kids is

pointless if the kids don't have kids.

People want kids, but then if the kids

don't have kids, then it's the same as not

having kids, isn't it?

I don't know what it's like actually

caring about having kids. So many people

really care, like, oh, I gotta make a

family. You got to have grandchildren

and great-grandchildren. Imagine caring

about that. I can't imagine it.

Why does it matter? Like, so what? Oh no,

my, my DNA will come to an end.

Humans will become extinct.

Couldn't care less about the

whole idea of like spreading your seed and

having loads of kids. Doesn't interest me.

I feel like they'd just be annoying.

They'd ask you for money, ask you for

this, for that.

I can't be bothered.

I'd rather just get some cats. I don't

like babies, they look weird. They got big

fat bald heads and they scream and cry all

the time. Why can't they shut up?

There's nothing more annoying than the

sound of a crying baby.

No one to take care of you when you get

old. Uh, maybe I'll live in

a nursing home and hot

young Japanese girl nurse will wipe my

Pretty sure it's free in the UK. Why are

there so many like Filipino nurses coming

to the UK? Why can't I get some Japanese

nurses?

I don't want Filipino nurses.

Nursing homes suck. Yeah, it looks pretty

miserable. They just sit around playing

bingo. I'm not gonna play bingo. I'm gonna

play Rainbow Six when I'm 80.

I think the trick is to maintain mental

capability is learn multiple languages,

play challenging video games where you got

to think. Learning languages has been

proven to prevent

dementia.

So I've been trying to brush up on my

Japanese recently.

Yeah, even if you have kids, you Probably

still end up in a nursing home anyway.

My grandmother was lucky because she moved

in with us and my dad installed an

electric chair. That sounds wrong,

doesn't it? What's the proper word? He

installed an electric chair on the

staircase for her. No, not that kind of

electric chair. The one that goes up and

down the staircase. I remember that now.

How come there's no signs of it being

there? Like a hole in the wall.

I think he painted over it. I remember it

went up and down so she could get upstairs

and go downstairs. Where did she stay?

I think she stayed in my sister's room.

But then where did my sister stay?

I forgot now.

But we've got a downstairs guest room.

Why didn't she stay in there? Unless that

guest— I think the guest room wasn't

finished back then. But if she

was going upstairs, why would she be going

upstairs? Such a long time ago, I forgot

now. I was about— I must have been like 12

or 13. I don't think my dad even finished

the kitchen extension by then.

Yeah, I don't think we had the guest room.

That's where he built the electric chair.

So I think she was staying in my sister's

room. But then where did my sister sleep?

I'm forgetting my childhood.

When was the last time you got noticed in

public? I got recognized outside of the

hotel in Japan last year.

The very day after I finished my

livestream subathon, I got back from, you

know where, to come back to the hotel.

And then this guy was standing outside and

he came up to me. He said he knows who I

am. But since then, not even once.

I've never gotten recognized in Thailand.

I just don't have any Thai viewers, I

guess. If I have any viewers

that recognize me, they would be traveling

to Japan, wouldn't they?

I'm probably gonna age so much since I was

popular that no one's gonna even recognize

me, even if they did know me. I probably

look kind of different now.

He was an American, kind of Asian-looking

guy. There's so many hotels

in the slum area because they're so cheap

now. A lot of people go there.

You've always looked the same to me.

Yeah, I try to. I'm hoping my face gets

less bloated when I'm in Japan.

Thailand has done something to me. The

Thailand bloat.

Don't know if me and my girlfriend are

going to do one last trip. She says she's

in debt now. She says she's got no money.

She said she is in debt by about 2 million

baht, I think. I can't remember now.

2 million baht is like $56,000. Okay, not

2 million baht. I think she said 600,000

baht. She said something about her house.

Having a house just seems like a massive

money sink.

It's like you buy a house, you don't

actually make any money until 10 years

later. What's the point? You might as well

just invest in the stock market if you're

going to have to wait 10 years to make a

return on your money.

So now she's in debt and she's got no

money. Great. So I'm gonna have to pay if

we go traveling. We went to a market

and I felt terrible. I really hate

markets. It was like a big market outside

of the university. Big long streets of

street food and it was so hot and so

crowded and so stinky.

Oh wow, thanks. Who's game? Let me talk to

everybody. Say good night with everybody

saying good night. H.H.H.H.H.

H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H. Wow, thank you.

I don't know why there's two of those.

Yeah, I went to a market, like a street

market, and I felt like I was gonna

collapse. Do you ever get this thing where

you're in a very crowded, hot, smelly

place, and then you feel really dizzy?

And walking in a straight line is hard. I

was like, oh my God. And then my, my hip

joint was hurting for some reason.

It just stinks so much. They sell this

weird herb spice sausage and it's got such

a strong, pungent smell. Smells like

the toilet urinal soap. You know, like the

urinal freshener lemony soap? It smells

like that, but in a sausage.

It's so weird smelling.

So I had to like walk

around in this really crowded, hot,

sticky market for nearly an hour more.

Cosplay as Chihiro for your hardcore gay

fans and ride a BBC. Oh, thanks.

Very generous.

I keep telling her I don't like markets,

and then she always seems like she

doesn't understand why I look so miserable

whenever we go to a market. And I keep

telling her I don't like markets. The food

is all weird. There's nothing I want to

eat. There's flies all over the food.

It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded. It's so

noisy. And then we went to a supermarket

afterwards and I felt fine. And the

supermarket felt so nice.

Air-conditioned, clean, not smelly,

sanitized packaged food. Not really

loud. Oh, I hate markets so much.

I feel like I'm going to collapse. I just

feel so fatigued. Does anyone actually

like markets? I just hate them.

But she loves them. She always ends up

buying the same food though. The same—

they sell the same stuff every market.

The smelly sausage, squid, crab,

kebab things, like skewer meat things.

What else? Weird-looking fruit, coconuts.

It's always the same.

Who would you rather give a little suck?

Australian guy or Nepalese guy? Yeah,

yeah. Uh,

probably— I

don't know, maybe Australian guy.

What's with the weird questions? I went to

a wet market once in Taiwan. It was

horrible. Fish guts everywhere.

Why do Asian people love markets? They

smell, it's hot, it's unsanitary.

Why don't you just go to a supermarket?

Why would you ever want to go to a market

instead of just going to a supermarket?

Supermarket is so much better.

I just don't get it. I would never go to a

market voluntarily.

Yeah, markets are cheaper, I guess,

but supermarkets are still cheap. It's not

like you're gonna go broke going to a

I should feel awful going to a market.

I felt really dizzy.

Don't know what, what that is. Do you know

what it is? I felt like I was getting

heatstroke or something, and then I was

sweating. All the noise— I think it's like

overstimulated. Too much noise, too much

smell, overwhelming the senses.

I felt so exhausted just walking.

I really hope she doesn't drag me to a

market again. I thought, well, it's better

than doing nothing. I haven't been out of

the apartment in a week, so it'd be nice

to go out. Yeah, maybe dehydrated,

overheated.

I get dizzy and tired very quickly.

If I'm really hot and stressed.

It's also really stressful because there's

so many people. You can't just stop

because there's people behind you. You

have to like stop and then move around

them to let them by.

My new video flopped hard. It got worse

views than Everything.

Maybe we'll pick up in a bit.

Chris Broad copied my video.

He put, why people are upset about

this woman, or something. My title's

better. Japanese people hate this woman.

They hate her.

Low blood sugar? Yeah, I wonder.

Sometimes I felt dizzy and faint-headed in

Japan back in 2019.

I get this weird feeling in my chest. It

was really weird. I don't know what it is.

Like the blood flow clotted, and then the

blood to my brain was slowing down, and

then I was going dizzy. I felt like I was

gonna faint. I felt this deep knot in

my chest. What would you do if an

Australian guy's willy was right in front

of you when you wake up? I don't know

about any willies. Unless it's Lisa

Chung's willy, I don't care. She can flop

it in my face all day long.

Elisa Chung's hot. She can piss

on me if she wants.

I don't get the weird chest thing anymore

though. It was scary.

How shit was Germany across Japan?

Journey across Japan. Yeah, it's the same

old thing. He was just trying to milk

December CPM, make another rap song,

ate a load of food, and now he has— he has

to get rid of the car. He tried giving it

to Natsuki, now Natsuki's got to get rid

of it. Just ditch it in the wilderness of

Hokkaido, bury it in snow.

He should have just rented a car, but he

had to buy it, so it's like part of the

challenge. Yeah, as if Chris needs to buy

a $1,000 car. He could buy a Tesla if he

Wow, thanks LA Knight,

your favorite Hcore GAY Genre.

You're going to get my stream demonetized.

I can't reply to that.

We're not demonetized. Wow. It's been,

um, how long has it been? 40 minutes

and it's green. What?

YouTube is so random.

I love YouTube. I'm having such a great

day. What's your favorite ice

cream, guys? Like and subscribe.

That's how you trick the algorithm.

My last stream was demonetized. For nearly

2 days, the Tekken one. It took nearly

a day and a half for it to get manually

reviewed, and then it went green, even

after I said the F-word a billion times.

And then the one before that was also

demonetized for nearly a day before

getting reviewed. It's not been going

good. I made $5

off the Tekken stream.

What's the final chapter? We're in the

final phase of being broke.

It's kind of like a star, you know, the

star has its peak brightness and then it

turns into a red giant before implosion,

and then it just becomes like a dead star.

We're kind of like in the dead star phase.

We're now having to downgrade to living in

an apartment to living in a guesthouse in

Japan. Either a guesthouse or live with

Blood Bucket. Which one? Blood Bucket

would be free, but guesthouse, I would

meet people and could have interesting

stories. I'm like a little spy,

aren't I? Infiltrate into the guesthouse.

Make friends with the unsuspecting

victims. Daniel, you are actually pretty

cool, and I think your audience has

brainwashed you. I really hope you can

surround yourself with people who want the

best for you. Well, thanks, Penny.

Yeah, maybe I can meet some cool people at

the guest house, some new characters.

I could stay at Blood Buckets a couple

days, see what it's like,

then try Guest House.

Is Blood Bucket okay with being in videos?

She was okay being on stream, so I guess

so. I want to know what her real name is.

I wonder if she minds if we know her name,

her first name. I wonder if it's like

Akiko or I don't know,

what's a typical name for Chinese women?

Lots of good content here.

Gay guest house manager. He got so mad

for being in my thumbnail.

Yeah, I definitely think I'm interested in

the guest house again.

Can definitely save a lot of money.

I streamed with Blood Bucket, yeah, on

YouTube when I was in Japan last year.

She helped me sell my camera. We walked

around for a bit. She tried getting me one

of those electric bikes but couldn't

figure out how to sign up for it.

You need some form of Japanese

identification Driving license, passport,

to sign up for the app for the proper

electric bike where you twist the handle

Maybe her name is like Keiko or something.

King Charles got cancer. Isn't it just

prostate cancer? That's like the lamest

of all the cancers, the easiest treatable.

The most easily treatable cancer is

prostate cancer. Prostate cancer

is barely even a cancer.

Imagine they change all the money to King

Charles and then he dies the next year.

Then you gotta change it again.

I don't know how they change the money.

They've got to destroy all the old money,

don't they? Or do they keep it in a box?

Surely they destroy it. They gotta destroy

it all and then replace it all with King

Charles. And then who's

next? Prince William? He'll be the next

king, wouldn't he? What would you do if

the buy jacket guy was in the onsen with

you? Only you two. Only you two.

Yes. Don't know, maybe if that happens

again, I wouldn't resist it. Gotta do

it. Be gay for the content.

I was— I don't want to say that word.

I was taken advantage of in the onsen.

My GAY experience in the onsen.

I wonder what he looks like now. He

probably aged as well. Everyone's aged.

Chihiro's aged a lot. Have you seen

Chihiro's new Instagram story?

She aged quite a bit.

She's 43 in— maybe do like a

Chihiro birthday stream. Her birthday's in

15 days. No, 13 days.

She's going to be 43 years old. Damn,

that's old.

I'm still young. 35.

Not bad still.

She went to Kagoshima. I think she went

with her mum to some onsens.

Everyone's getting old, not just me.

I don't think— I don't know what happened

with her and @sushivlogs.

@sushivlogs went to Philippines,

but it doesn't seem like she went unless

they're hiding it very well. I wonder

what happened. They were definitely

together. I definitely recognized

Chihiro's shadow or reflection in the bus.

They were at Mochit bus station, which is

really close to where I live. They

probably got the bus and to the airport

because there's like a bus terminal there.

A lot of tourists go there to get the bus.

The bus from Mo Chit takes you to a lot of

places. I can't believe she just came to

Thailand, basically right next to where I

live, and thought she could get away with

it. And then she took all the videos down

and he was in her Pokémon video. She

blurred— I remember I saw she blurred out

someone and I wondered why. Now I know,

because he's wearing the exact same

clothing in his video.

Very mysterious. She deleted everything,

then came back and then uploaded some new—

no, she re-un-deleted stuff.

She didn't message me about it. Very

weird. Yeah, that's pretty

funny. Got some

good views, like 30,000 views as well. I

reckon the Chihiro and Daniel marriage

audience are still there, just need

the right content to get them to click. I

bet you anything if Chihiro was up for

making some content, we could get back

like 20k viewers.

I wonder if Hong Kong guy would meet up.

Confronting the Hong Kong guy. Tell me

the truth, what did you do to my Chi-Chi?

I miss that guy who used to call her

Chesh. That was funny. How's Chesh doing?

There was a guy used to call her Dimples,

remember? And T-Pop Fever

was pretty funny. It's funny, Hong Kong

guy's initials KC are Chihiro's initials

reversed. Very sus.

So excited you are going to Tokyo. No,

I'm not going to Tokyo.

I'm going to Fukuoka,

second biggest red light district in

Japan. Which I won't be going to.

I forgot, but I've already been to

Fukuoka. I went to Ohori Park with my

chlamydia girlfriend, and then she got mad

at me. I remember now. We was at the park,

and then we were at the park, and then I

accidentally opened my phone, and for some

reason there was a picture of me and my

Korean girlfriend at some park, and then

she saw it, and then she got mad. I think

I was looking through my photos and then

the one of me and the Korean woman popped

up and then she saw it and then she gave

me silent treatment. She was such a baby,

that stupid chlamydia girlfriend. She

would sulk and get mad over nothing. 32

years old and she acted like a stupid

baby. I hate women like that.

Grow up. So she gave me silent treatment

the whole time. Like following her.

No, I can't do that. She might report me

to the police and I might get trouble.

You don't want to mess around with weird

stuff like that.

Police take it seriously.

Yeah, so the chlamydia girlfriend's giving

me silent treatment the whole time. And

then I got mad and I was like, stop giving

me the silent treatment, I didn't do

anything wrong. And then she got mad back

at me. I forgot what she said.

We ended up sleeping in a karaoke room, I

remember. She said she wanted to

experience being homeless. She had this

weird thing about being homeless.

So we spent the night in a karaoke and it

was horrible. All night was just really

loud music playing. We slept on the sofa

thing, then we brushed our teeth, had to

leave at 5 AM, get on the train back to

Oita. It's the most horrible

night ever.

She kept kicking me out over silly things

like she felt like I didn't love her,

then she would start crying and then tell

me to leave, and then I'd leave, and then

she'd tell me to come back. She was a

nightmare of a girlfriend. Hated her.

I ended up just leaving and then ghosting

her because she was such a headache.

You do not want to get in a relationship

with girls like that. Just pump and dump.

They cry, they do all the emotional

manipulation. Oh, you don't care about me.

Leave. And then they'll be like, oh, I

miss you, please come back. And they told

you to leave again. So annoying.

Those are the worst women. They only get

away with it because they're good-looking,

but then they get old and then they can't

do that anymore because guys aren't gonna

put up with it. They'll put up with it

but when they get To like 40. No guy is

going to put up with that. You better,

better change your ways.

I wonder what she's up to now. She must be

like 45. Damn, she got old as well.

Why are all my girlfriends and exes like

40-something now? 42,

43.

Are you meeting anyone in Fukuoka? No, I

don't know anyone there. I'm just

going there because I was going to do a

day trip. You two broke girls, go to red

light district now. Broke boys, yeah,

yeah. No, I'm not going to red light

district. I'm a loyal boyfriendo.

I could afford it with the weak yen. I

think it's only like $80 to,

you know, have a 15-minute course.

It's funny how in Japan they call it a

course, like a menu, like you're gonna get

served up a dish or something. You get

served up naked women.

They use the word course for weird things

in Japan. Like,

even in a karaoke, I think they ask

you which course you would like. You don't

use course unless it's at a restaurant.

And you're having a 3-course meal. When

else do you use course?

At school, like you're taking a course at

school. Japanese people take English words

and then they use it in weird ways, like

high tension. Do you know what high

tension in Japanese means? It's got

nothing to do with bridges and like

suspension bridges. It's when You've

got loads of energy and you're like the

life of the party and you bring a lot of

energy to the party. That's when you're

high tension. And when you're low tension,

you're like me, I guess. No energy. But

they say high tension and it makes no

sense. They also— I found a

new word in Japanese recently. It's called

プルマイゼロ. It means plus minus zero.

And it means, yeah, you plus one, but then

you minus one. What you get is zero. So

you basically have nothing. It's like back

to square one. You make no progress.

プルマイゼロ. I don't know if that's like a

young people slang, but it makes no sense

in English.

They do that a lot. They just take English

and then change it into a weird meaning.

Yeah, so I'm going to Fukuoka because I

thought I was going to buy an electric

bike and then cycle to Osaka, but I

decided not to because electric bike,

very expensive. People don't really watch

my live streams when I'm outside. The

watch time was terrible.

They would click it, but they wouldn't

really watch it, so it's kind of

meaningless, and I lost interest

in doing it because I'm lazy. So now I'm

just going to get a plane from Fukuoka,

spend a few nights in Fukuoka, have a look

around. I'm going to go to the park And

reminisce about Chlamydia Girlfriend. I

think I got

the photos on my Facebook from when I was

there last time.

High tension strings vibrate higher

frequencies. Yeah, maybe. I guess so.

The photos are boring. That was back in my

photography phase when I was trying to be

artistic. I took all these very nice

scenic pictures, but none of the

Maybe I'll do a livestream walking around

Fukuoka. I still don't know if I want to

do IRL or not. I've been watching John

Daub Only in Japan livestreams and

they're comfy. Kind of like it. Maybe I'll

do stuff like that. No drama, just walking

about. Good vibes.

No, chlamydia girlfriend wasn't fat.

She was pretty. I think she was pretty,

but Chihiro kept saying she was ugly. The

only problem with her is she had a big

head, like a massive head compared to

mine. So whenever we took photos together,

it looked weird, like I've got malformed

head syndrome or something. Every time I

do a photo with my Japanese girlfriends,

their heads look huge. I had a first

Japanese girlfriend. She always stood

behind me when we took a photo, and she

made it so I had to put the phone the

camera that way, and then she would stand

there to make her head look smaller. And

it was also weird when we sat down next to

each other, she was higher than me, even

though I'm taller. I thought it was really

weird. We'd sit next to each other on the

train and her head was like up here. And I

was like, how come you're taller than me

when we sit down? But when we stand up,

I'm taller. You've got a weird body.

Like her abdomen. Her torso is longer than

her legs. She must have

had, like, a really long torso.

I wonder if I can find any photos of us.

They must be gone by now.

It's funny, people think I've got a big

head because my body's skinny, but when I

stand next to an Asian person who actually

has a big head, then you really see the

size difference. You need a reference.

I want to do the thing where Japanese girl

cleans your ears. And plucks out your

white hairs. Maybe I'll do something weird

like that. I wouldn't stream it because

you guys want to hear me talk. When I do a

massage stream, you guys will click off.

I realize I got to talk nonstop, so

anything I do that stops me from talking

is not a good idea.

Yeah, maybe I'll do an IRL stream in

Fukuoka. I'll arrive around

8 AM, so I've got time to kill until

I can check in. I don't know,

I'm scared because this stupid Johnny

Somali guy has made Japanese people hate

YouTubers and livestreamers, and I was

already kind of self-conscious and worried

about you know, streaming and filming.

Now even more Japanese people are going to

look down on it because they're more aware

of it now.

So I don't know. You know what I want

to do? I wonder if the Apple Vision Pro

can livestream because it's got cameras.

People walk around and they can see the

well through the cameras. Surely if you

install OBS onto it, if you, I don't even

know if you can, I guess you can only

install apps, but if it had like a proper

operating system, Windows 11 on it, and

you install OBS, can it detect the cameras

in the Vision Pro and then use that as a

livestream camera? Because that would be

insane. You walk around with the Vision

Pro and you're livestreaming everything.

That would be crazy. People don't know

you're livestreaming because there's

cameras on it. That's how you see the

I don't really want one. I saw a video of

a guy using it in his home and

he pinned windows around his house. So he

pinned like a big screen where the TV is

for movies. He pinned the screen for his

workspace. He's got Slack and Discord

and his web thing. He's got his keyboard

plugged in so he can use his keyboard

instead of touch typing. And then you sit

there looking at all the different

floating windows, and then he gets up and

he goes to the fridge and he's got like a

list of his groceries floating there.

It's pretty cool, I guess,

but having that thing on your head for

hours would be really uncomfortable. When

they get the size down, I think this is

gonna be really cool tech. It's just too

big and the battery's rubbish.

Peepee time.

Okay, so my plan is I arrive

in Japan and then I will

go to Yodobashi

Camera. Oh, I really want to get a

sausage. First thing I want to eat when I

arrive in Japan is McDonald's sausage

McMuffin breakfast meal, and I think they

close breakfast at half past 10, so I'm

gonna head to Yodobashi Camera as soon as

I land, look for a McDonald's. I'm gonna

get a nice McMuffin. And then I gotta wait

until 3 PM for my hotel. So I might just

walk around, get some B-roll. Maybe I'll

try and vlog because I want to make a

video for my first day in Japan, not a

livestream. First day— maybe the title

will be First Day Back in Japan, First Day

Back in Japan, so I can get people

interested. A lot of people won't

watch a livestream because it's so long.

So I'll do like an intro video.

I don't know about streaming. Streaming

kind of ruins the momentum of the videos.

People keep complaining they're too long.

Some people say, I never watch the streams

because I don't know how anyone has the

time. You know, you don't have to watch

the whole thing. You can just watch

however much you want. You want to watch

10 minutes, watch 10 minutes. Just because

it's 8 hours doesn't mean you have to

watch 8 hours. Why don't people understand

that? People— I think people just don't

understand live streaming. You just click

on the stream, watch a bit, click off when

you feel bored, come back later maybe.

I think my videos suck because it's so

obvious that I'm like acting and

just saying stupid stuff to try and get a

reaction. I don't do that on stream

because there's no point. I hate making

videos. It's like you're acting

out a script. It's not real.

Livestreaming is real. This is real right

now. It's real. Videos are not real.

Do you know who Tech Lead is? Yeah, he

messaged me on Twitter 5 years ago. He

said, be careful, your name, your real

name is showing on your Twitter handle.

As if I care. But it's nice he was looking

out for me. What videos does he make now?

Didn't he also say he was quitting

YouTube?

I'm quitting YouTube. And then next

video, Bitcoin ETF crashes. It's over.

Tech layoffs surge. The end of coding.

That guy's funny.

I like all the blood all over his

thumbnails. It's so cheesy.

He also did Why My Life— Why My Wife Left

Me. I think I'm getting some kind of

dementia. I keep messing up the words. I

nearly said Why My Life Weft Me. Why do I

keep doing that? Something wrong with my

brain.

Maybe I'll livestream on the second

channel, or maybe Kick. What if I just do

like nonstop stream on Kick? No, I don't

do that. It really fatigues me. I need to

not stream all the time so I can

re-energize.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do still.

I want to do a vlog series. That's

bite-sized and of some decent quality with

a proper narrative. Like, I'm all alone in

Japan again, I'm sad.

But also, I don't want to bore people with

non-stop non-tent streams, but I need to

Very confused.

I want to have more of an emphasis on

vlogging videos this time.

I want to try and find things about Japan

that have changed since I was last there.

Oh, thanks, Nicholas. Um, maybe Blood

Bucket. Moving in with my

viewer would be a great video title, and

then do like a house tour, and then people

could say, oh wow, Daniel's gonna get