[2024-12-21] update on my NEW job after getting banned on amazon flex [dMXLX4C8dLA]

I was just laughing at my thumbnail. It's

pretty good.

That's the best thumbnail I've ever taken.

You can't

see the thumbnail? You must have seen it

if you clicked on the stream.

This one.

So handsome.

It's not a pimple. What pimple?

What?

Here? What is that magnifier?

Yeah, what is that? I think it's just a

scar magnification.

My nose looks weird.

Pimple on your nose.

There's no pimple on my nose.

I crack myself up. I don't have bad skin,

I just have freckles.

So I spent all day Uber Eats-ing. I did

about 6 hours, I think. I got there about

12-ish, finished at 6,

came home around half 6.

I made more money today, but it's

not very good for 6 hours. So I made £61

for 6 hours of Uber Eats. It's really

tough. Today was really hard because the

whole town was just jammed up. The entire

day was traffic jam.

So considering the whole place was just

jammed up the whole day, it's not too bad

if I could actually get to the damn

McDonald's. Because all the deliveries

should have only taken about 10 minutes.

It was like 2 miles away. It took me about

half an hour to drive 2 miles because I

was just sitting in a traffic jam all the

time. And then to get back to McDonald's,

the road was all blocked up again.

So yeah, I only made £61.

I got £2 tips for about 5 hours

of driving, so it comes to about £12

an hour. You minus insurance,

it's below minimum wage.

I delivered 9 McDonald's. I only did

McDonald's this time because there was

nothing else. I mean, there was a lot of

other things, but they were all in the

town centre. There was a £25

offer. I've never seen such a high one on

Uber Eats, but they wanted you to go into

town centre, pick up 2 Subway

or 2 KFCs and then go deliver it in

Chatham and Rochester. No, thank you.

I'd rather stick to McDonald's and do like

£7 or £8 short-distance

deliveries that only take about 5 to 10

minutes. But really, it took like 20 to 30

minutes because of all the traffic jams.

I don't know if it's worth going out

tomorrow because they're saying the

weekend before Christmas is going to be

even more traffic jammed. I might do

it anyway because it's still money, isn't

it? It's better than zero.

I think Uber Eats drivers need to go on

strike. The pay is rubbish. They expect

you to drive 40 minutes for £10.

That's rubbish.

And then it'll be 20 minutes to drive back

to where you came from. It's like £10 for

an hour. They need to double that.

And then I waited until about 5 PM. The

traffic started to die down, but then the

McDonald's was packed. It was so crowded

and there was about 10 delivery drivers.

One of them was getting all angry and

shouting at the staff.

He seemed really unpleasant. He said he

was waiting there for 30 minutes, so he

was stressed out. But there were like 10.

Yeah, Deliveroo, Just Eat, Uber Eats. All

the delivery drivers came in. We're all

standing there waiting for our food. None

of it's ready. The McDonald's kitchen was

like chaos, like 40 people rushing around

shouting and screaming. And then the

restaurant was just full of customers

waiting for their food.

It was just chaos. And I thought, screw

this, I'm going home. I did one delivery

after 5 PM for dinner time and I thought,

this is just not worth it. I had to wait

about 20 minutes for them to get me my

food and then it took me like 20 minutes

to drive to the customer.

I don't feel like it's worth it doing

dinner time Uber Eats because it's so

crowded.

The kitchen was nuts. So many McDonald's

workers. They're so slow as

well packing the bags.

They don't care, they get paid the same.

Us Uber Eats drivers, we get paid by the

number of deliveries we do.

What's better, Amazon or Uber Eats? I

think Uber Eats is better. In terms of

everything apart from the money.

Amazon is worse in terms of everything

apart from one thing, which is the money

is much better. So Uber Eats is much less

pressure. Also, the time goes really

quickly when you do Uber Eats. The time

was just going so quick because you're

trying to make as much money as you can

each hour. So the hours go by really fast.

Before you know it, it's like another

hour's gone. But with Amazon Flex, you got

a mountain of parcels in your car,

hours go by, and it feels like, oh, you

still got half of the mountain left.

Amazon feels like it's so slow,

taking forever, when actually it's much

faster because you finish in 2 hours.

Uber Eats tricks you into feeling like the

time is going really quickly, but then 6

hours have gone past and you've only made

Yeah, because Amazon Flex, the faster

you finish, the faster you can go home.

You're not paying— getting paid more for

doing it slowly.

With Uber Eats, the faster you finish,

the faster you can pick up another order

and make more money. Now, I wasn't—

yeah, Amazon Flex, I was making more than

£60 in 2 hours.

But it was way more stressful. McDonald's

delivery is not stressful. I just go in,

pick up the McDonald's, do like a 2-hour

drive to the house, drive back, get stuck

in the traffic jam. I don't really feel

stressed out being stuck in a traffic jam.

It's just boring. It's not stressful.

You should be on Deliveroo, Uber Eats,

and Just Eat. Deliveroo and Just Eat say

they're not looking for new drivers.

So what do you want? Do you want more

stress? And more money, or less stress and

less money?

Hmm, I don't know. So in 2

days doing Uber Eats hardcore,

I managed to make £112.

So for an average,

that's £56 a day. $70 a

day. So if I did that every day,

I'd make this— $2,100 for

doing about 5 hours Uber Eats.

Yeah, I know it's not very good. Still

better than YouTube though.

Apply for an actual job because I don't

want to get bossed around and I don't I

want to work in a team where communication

is important. I don't want to talk to

customers, and I want to be able to pick

and choose exactly when I work and when I

stop working and how much I work.

A normal job, you don't get that luxury.

You gotta go to work. You can't just—

unless you lie to them and say you're

sick— you can't just say, oh, I don't want

to work today. You gotta work when they

tell you to work.

So yeah, I don't know about tomorrow. I

guess I'll go anyway, see how bad it is.

It can't be much worse than today. I

thought Christmas would be quieter. I

thought everyone's off work, they're

spending time at home. With their

families. But no, it's like everyone's out

on the roads going Christmas shopping and

stuff. Imagine you go to McDonald's on

Christmas Day through Uber Eats. Imagine

people actually having McDonald's for

Christmas food. That would be sad.

I heard Every is really bad. People say

it's the worst delivery company to work

for. So I downloaded it, but then I

deleted it. Yeah,

traffic's insane today. It was just

nonstop. And then

I saw these other Uber Eats delivery

drivers. They were riding motorbikes. One

of them was on a moped and she drove down

the bus lane. She was just whizzing down

the bus lane whilst everyone else was

stuck in the queue. And then after I see

her whiz past, I see a white car with blue

lights flashing chasing after her, and

then he pulls her over, and then she stops

by the side, he stops, and he gets out,

and he looks like a policeman, like a man

dressed in black I thought it was a doctor

because usually it's like those unmarked

cars with the blue lights are usually

doctor cars. I think it was an unmarked

police car because the guy didn't

look like a doctor. Why would a doctor be

pulling over a moped? I don't think

doctors can pull people over, can they?

Do you think it was an unmarked police

car? That's kind of scary. You think

there's no police around, but they're

secretly hiding. She's gonna get a big fat

fine for driving in the bus lane in front

of the police. A doctor car?

It's like a car with blue lights with a

doctor in it. They usually drive really

fast to emergencies.

Motorcycles are allowed on bus lanes? I

don't think anything's allowed on the bus

lane unless you're a bus or an emergency

vehicle. But he chased her.

It was really distracting because I was

trying to drive, but I want to see what's

So yeah, that was interesting. Always got

to be careful when driving. Always just

pretend that the police are everywhere,

because they could be, you never know.

Don't think you can get away with it.

It's not called an ambulance. An ambulance

is a big van. A doctor car is a normal car

with blue lights. You people are so

stupid. I had one person in my comments

today say, Daniel, you can't claim

business write-offs because you aren't A

business. You don't have a business.

You're working for Amazon. Oh my

God, I wasn't hired by Amazon. They didn't

employ me. I was working as Amazon Flex

private contractor. I'm not employed by

Amazon, which means I'm self-employed,

which means, yeah, I have to do my taxes

and yeah, I can do business write-offs.

And technically, when you're

self-employed, that is your business.

Your business is whatever you're doing for

self-employed work. Like YouTube is my

business, or delivery driving is my

business. People are so stupid.

Of course. What, you're saying YouTubers

can't have tax write-offs because they

don't have a business?

If you're self-employed, of course you can

do tax write-offs. What are you talking

about? Stupid dumb idiots.

Just because it's called a business

write-off doesn't mean you have to have

like an official registered business.

I'm just gonna put £300 a month business

write-off insurance, Amazon insurance,

maybe £400 a month.

Yeah, I don't really understand the doctor

cart. What do they do?

What, what can they do? Because obviously

an ambulance would have the gurney and all

the medical equipment and the stuff in the

back and the machinery. What's the doctor

car gonna have? The doctor shows up,

what's he gonna do? CPR? Or put them in

the passenger seat to whiz them off to the

hospital? Or maybe do like emergency

roadside treatment,

inject something? Seems kind of weird,

but I think the doctor cars are usually

black. This one was white and it was

flashing blue lights. I've never seen that

before, and the man that

stepped out definitely did not look like a

doctor. He was wearing like black police

Unlucky. That woman's gonna get a big fat

fine. She'll make— she'll end up having to

spend all the money she made today on the

fine, working to pay off the fine.

I only had one delivery that didn't go

very smoothly. I had this McDonald's

order. I went to where the map told me to

go and I got— I get there and it's just

like— it's just like a big warehouse.

So the guy phones me and And I tell him

where I am and he says, that's nowhere

near. He says, come to the train station.

So I drive to the train station, which is

nowhere near where the map told me to go.

And then this man in a white van pulls up

next to me, beeps at me, says, follow me.

So I'm following this van down the road

next to the train station towards like

these— where— not like warehouse, but

mechanic kind of industrial area.

It's kind of weird.

It's a bit annoying when sometimes the map

doesn't— it doesn't show you where to go.

Yeah, I felt like this is kind of sketch.

Are they gonna rub me? Rub the McDonald's

delivery driver? It's funny because in

Japan they got McDonald's delivery

drivers. They got those little 3-wheel

mopeds with the little cab over the

driver's seat, and they have like a box in

the back. We don't have those here. I just

remember seeing them everywhere in Japan,

little Japanese McDonald's moped delivery

things. I wonder why in the UK we don't

have a special specialized McDonald's

delivery thing. I basically just worked

for McDonald's today because I only did 9

McDonald's deliveries and nothing else.

I wonder if any of the McDonald's was

cold, cuz some of these deliveries took me

over half an hour cuz I got stuck in a

traffic jam. It was like wait 10 minutes

at the McDonald's and then get in the car,

drive out, get stuck in a jam for half an

hour. Probably took 40 minutes.

Ice is in Japan again.

Seriously, why does he keep going there?

They don't even like him.

He's not online. Only Bong Bong's online.

Bong Bong getting more viewers than me

Early in the morning, but she looks

crazy. Look at her.

She's like crazy midlife crisis Asian

woman. What's that?

Is that an ad? What the fuck?

Uh, did her stream crash or something?

Why would you say all of Japan doesn't

like ice? Because nearly all of his

interactions, the Japanese people just

seemed annoyed with him.

The latest on Sunny is she's going to bed

and she said, what the fuck is this photo?

And she said, I miss you.

I haven't had any replies from Amazon.

Why are they taking so long? Making me

miss out on my Christmas money.

It's not fair. All those people going to

Amazon making those boosted rates,

£70.

£92 boosted blocks,

and I'm just stuck here making £60 after

wage slaving delivering McDonald's all

day. The Uber Eats drivers,

they all wish they could be doing Amazon

Flex, and I had it

and then I, I lost it.

They said we will reply to you within 7

days. It's been 3 days.

So after 4 days, I guess they are

just not gonna reply, and then I'll put

all the videos back up.

Oh well, what can you do? I blame

my mum. It's all her fault.

There's so many people in the comments

whining about how shameful it is to bring

my mum to work. She wanted to come.

It's not like I begged her to come.

People think that I begged her to come

because I'm lazy and I want her to help

me. That is so not true.

She's the one that offered to come. She

was like, can I come? I would say, I'm

going now, bye. And then she'd say, can I

come? And I'd say, okay.

She's bored. She wants to come along to do

something. She looks

more sad than me for losing the Amazon

job. People think I'm like

forcing her to do it. She likes doing it.

She's even thinking of setting up her own

account so we can do it again.

Not joking.

Yeah, one time my auntie and her sister

came over for tea, and then I

said, I'm gonna go do Amazon now. My mum

was like, I'm coming too. And then she

said to my auntie, you can stay here and

continue your tea. She'd rather come

and do Amazon with me than stay at home

with my auntie when they're already here

making tea.

Well, yeah, if she made a count I wouldn't

film it again. I don't know what the rule

is, like if one family member has been

banned, no one else in the family can do

it.

I don't know why people in the comments

always just assume the worst.

Oh wow, thanks Poppy.

Would you sign up to be part of the— of

girl doing 1,000 guys? She lives in UK,

would be good content.

That'd be so weird. And you just line

up in a big queue of naked men waiting

to do it. I think I'd feel so

uncomfortable, I don't even think I'd get

hard. It's just being surrounded by 999

other naked men would make me

so unaroused.

And then imagine the hole is like dripping

with cum. I'm guessing they're all going

to use protection, cuz imagine the amount

of cum from 1,000 guys.

Yeah, I saw the girl crying about the 100

guy thing, so now she's going to do 1,000

guys. She's going to be broken.

They wait outside. What, on the street?

Where do they wait? 1,000 people

is a lot of people.

She would have to like book a massive

event room.

Who would voluntarily choose to Amazon for

fun? Uh, my mum would.

You don't understand my mum at all,

you people. You people think you know my

mum. You really don't know. What she's

It's a bit sad because I kind of enjoyed

going delivering together with her. Now we

can't do that anymore.

Sometimes it was stressful, like she'd

keep nagging whilst I was driving, or

she'd start screaming. But sometimes it

was nice. We went to nice places, saw some

interesting areas like the military base,

and we went to places that we wouldn't

usually go to.

One time we did a double block. We did an

afternoon and then we went to McDonald's

for a break and then did the second block

in the evening.

Yeah, sometimes it felt like an adventure,

like going for a 6 PM block, being sent to

some middle of nowhere farm Driving

through all the country lanes in the

pitch-black darkness and coming home on

the country lanes, it felt— I

don't know, it's just you wouldn't usually

do that unless you were being sent there

by Amazon. You wouldn't usually go to

these places,

although I kind of have to go to those

places when I go pick Sunny up. I'm

planning a new route to go pick up Sunny.

There's multiple ways to get to the bus

stop. There's the,

the M20, and then you change onto the M2,

and you go around where Dave Gibson lives.

That's kind of confusing to do at night

because you can't see the lanes very well,

so I'm thinking of avoiding that way.

There's another way, you go up

Sittingbourne Road, and then you go onto

the M2, using that big new spaghetti

junction, which is a mess and very

confusing. And then there's a third way

where you go halfway,

you go there on the M20, you come off the

M20, and then you go up through Boxley,

and then you go through like a countryside

bit. So I'm thinking of going that way

because I feel more confident driving in

the countryside now.

No, Sunny's not coming for Christmas.

She's coming after Christmas.

It's really weird how at the McDonald's,

nearly everyone at the McDonald's in the

kitchen is a white British girl.

Or a white British guy and maybe

a couple black guys. But 90% of the people

working at McDonald's are white English,

and then all of the delivery drivers are

foreigners. Some brown people, you can

tell there's some Eastern European people,

and I'm the only Asian guy. It's weird

how— I don't know why the English people

choose to work in McDonald's as kitchen

staff. But no English white people want to

do delivery work. I wonder why.

I'd rather do delivery driving than work

in the kitchen.

Yeah, you do need communication skills if

you work in the kitchen. I can imagine if

I got a job at the kitchen, I would just

stand there not knowing what to do, and

then I'd get yelled at. They'd be like,

Daniel, why are you just fucking standing

there? There's so many things to

do at McDonald's. I don't know what you

would have to do. How do you know what

you're supposed to do? Someone's got to

cook the chips, someone's got to do the

tablet thing. Someone's got to pack the

bags. Someone's got to take the food out

to the car park. Do you just do

whatever and like randomly do stuff, or

are you assigned with tasks?

Do you work— get work benefits with Uber?

Actually, yes. If you are a Gold member,

you get Where

is it? No,

I've done 111 deliveries. Look,

111 deliveries now.

Got 100% satisfaction waiting.

Yeah, as a gold member you get a free

donut from Krispy Kreme, and you get 5%

off your insurance. At Platinum,

you get tuition coverage with the Open

University.

Pretty good. I want my free donut.

Krispy Kreme! All I have to do is deliver

another 500 McDonald's.

I delivered 9 McDonald's today. It took 6

hours. I delivered about 1 McDonald's

every hour. I can't believe it took so

long just to deliver 6 McDonald's. That's

so silly.

Now one good thing about Amazon is you

only go to the warehouse to pick up

everything once. With Uber Eats, You gotta

keep going back. You pick up the

McDonald's, deliver it, back to

McDonald's, deliver it, back to

McDonald's. Amazon, you just pick it all

up at once, you go to location, deliver,

deliver, deliver, deliver. It would be

nice if you could do that with McDonald's,

like they give you 5 orders and then you

just deliver it around an area, but then

it'll probably all go cold.

Yeah, the pay is much worse than Amazon.

But you can do as much as you want if you

want. If you're like completely crazy,

just stay out all night doing Uber Eats.

You don't have to book a block. You don't

have to sit there waiting for blocks to

show up and book it. You just go to town

and then loads of offers will pop up.

It's never— I was offered like 70 offers

today. I had to keep rejecting them

because they weren't good routes. Kept

sending me to town center. It was like,

go to town center, pick up Pepe Chicken,

deliver to Aylesford. I'm not going in the

town center when the entire town is jammed

up and there's nowhere to park unless

I can find somewhere to park. Because I

am losing out a lot of money by not taking

the town center jobs.

So yeah, I just sit outside the McDonald's

outside of the town.

Yeah, I do miss refreshing and seeing

blocks pop up. It became an addiction.

Get really excited when you see a good

one. Oh, 1 PM! Boosted rates.

It was exciting.

This job is a major downgrade. Yeah, but I

feel a lot less miserable doing it.

I feel much mentally— I feel much better

doing Uber Eats.

Amazon. I don't know what it is with

Amazon, but it just makes me feel So

sad, especially when you get really bad

routes and you've got loads of parcels.

You'll go all the way to some horrible

place that you don't want to go to, like

Chatham. Uber Eats, you never have to go

anywhere you don't want to go. If it's

sending you somewhere you don't want to

go, just don't take it and wait for the

next one. There's always a better offer

that's gonna pop up. You don't feel like

you're forced to take anything. You can

pick and choose. I probably rejected about

50 offers today.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the stock market.

Is it still crashing? Haha,

VIX down 22%. I guess the crash is over.

Ooh, ASML bounced Bitcoin

V-shaped recovery.

Gold— oh, gold went up 2% today.

IWM up a couple percent.

It looks like the market's bouncing.

SPY went up to 590.

I reckon it bottomed.

Look.

Yeah, so I made £112 on Uber Eats in 2

days. I think that's pretty good.

102 times 15 can make that

minus— my insurance is about £6 a day now.

If I do 6 hours, the insurance would be

about £6 or £7.

So insurance would be nearly £200 if I did

that every day.

Victoria's mum's strange because she

was on the phone with my mum earlier

today. My mum talks to her in Chinese,

but she keeps speaking back in English.

It's really weird. Why doesn't she want to

speak Chinese? It's like

she's lived in the UK for so long, she'd

just rather use English. But then why

isn't my mum the same?

It was just really strange hearing my mum

talking Chinese and then hearing English

coming back.

She wants my sister's help to sort out

assets. How come her 3 daughters aren't

helping her sort this out? Why is she

asking my sister? Why is she asking me?

No one ever asked me for help. They always

go ask my sister.

Why don't you just Google it? What does my

sister know that Google and AI doesn't

I guess it's a real pain in the backside

when your husband dies. You gotta sort

everything out, like the house, the

assets, the bank accounts.

You know what I wondered? You know, when

you get arrested and sent to jail for long

periods of time, like 10 years, 15 years,

what happens to your house, your mortgage,

your rent, your bills, your payments?

What happens to your car? Does it

all get frozen? Obviously, you can't pay

for that stuff if you're in jail, not

working. So what, you have to sell your

house? Can you understand Mandarin,

Daniel? Oh, thanks.

I know a few words, but I don't really

understand it. My mum doesn't speak

Mandarin, she speaks Cantonese. You lose

everything? Yeah, I always wonder. It's so

weird, like you got a house and a mortgage

and you go to jail. You can't pay the

mortgage now because you're not making any

money. So are you gonna have to sell your

house? You go to jail, you lose

everything. So then you come out of jail

You got nothing. You don't have your house

anymore. What do you do?

So do they give you some time to like go

on your phone and your computer to sort

everything out, cancel your mortgage,

sell your house before you get sent to

jail? Do they let you go home and sort

stuff out first? Yes, you lose everything.

What about the animals? Yeah, what about

your pets, your fishies?

Someone's got to come and take them away.

There's so— it's like moving house, but

you're moving into jail. You got to get

rid of everything. Just so weird.

They let you call someone to handle it,

but what if you don't know anyone?

I'd be like, I don't care, I'm in jail,

whatever. You sort it out.

Yeah, I really found that curious last

night.

If you own the house, you still got to

make payments like council tax, bills. Do

you have to shut the water off?

It sounds like such a pain in the backside

going to jail. It's also not productive

because at least when you're not in jail,

you can work and earn money. When you're

in jail, you can't do anything. They

should give people in jail jobs you can do

from jail, like sewing trousers

together or online

work. There's jobs in jail.

I thought they were just like jail jobs

and they have jail currency. Like, you

work hard and you get an extra sausage for

If I went to jail, what's gonna happen to

my car? Are they gonna come and take my

car away because I can't pay for it

Well, I'm gonna try my best not to go to

jail, but sometimes stuff happens,

doesn't it? You accidentally change

lanes in front of a police car and you get

pulled over. You never know.

Life can be cruel.

I'd feel uncomfortable taking a dump in

jail. Don't you get a private toilet?

Or is the toilet visible? Does everyone

get a toilet in their jail cell?

I don't understand why they make the

toilet visible from the outside. Is it to

humiliate the prisoners?

Sunny said she went to IKEA. She drove

there. And then on the way back, a lorry

carrying hay crashed and caught on fire,

and then she was stuck in, in the jam for

45 minutes whilst emergency services

came to clean it up. That's pretty

wild. I've been on the roads every

day, almost all day, for 4 months. I

haven't seen any crashes yet. I've seen a

few aftermaths. Tow trucks coming to pick

up crashed cars. I have never seen an

actual accident or like a big lorry

accident on the motorway. Sounds pretty

scary. I saw

a broken-down car on the motorway,

hazard lights on.

Ice and sand back in Japan.

Are they doing another subathon?

I wonder how much money Ice makes now.

Well, hopefully I can go and do Uber Eats

tomorrow and Sunday and it's not too bad.

The radio kept saying large amounts

of traffic predicted on the weekend before

Christmas. It's not good

because I could make so much money

if the roads just weren't blocked up. If I

could just get back to McDonald's quickly.

And then do a 2-mile delivery within 5 or

10 minutes, which is what it should take,

instead of half an hour. I was doing

roughly 2 deliveries an hour because it

took so long.

Traffic jam was nuts.

I really would like to make another £100

this weekend. Would be nice.

Oh, I got my sponsorship money. After the

PayPal fee, it was only about £150.

I wonder if they're going to pay me again

next month if my views are really rubbish.

My new video got 90 views.

He really got bang for his buck.

Well, you never know, one of the videos

might blow up, get him some customers.

So is this your life, staying at your

mom's place and doing Uber? Kind of,

until me and Sunny hatch a plan.

It seems like Sunny wants to get a job in

a certain UK city.

She said she's gonna get a marketing job,

pays £30K a year.

Maybe she gets a place and I move in with

her and I do Uber Eats.

My shoulder's still messed up. When I lift

it up like this, it clicks and it hurts.

I haven't been exercising. I think I need

to let it heal. Yeah,

she can do marketing. I'll do Uber Eats.

We'll make 50K a year.

I don't really know what the long-term

plan is going to be.

I do like living at home, and it is nice

when she comes over.

But it sounds like she has plans to get a

job near the place she lives.

She should get a job here.

She get a job at the petrol station.

Got a Uber job, Dan. What if someone do do

in your car?

What, passengers? I'm not gonna do Uber

passengers. I just do McDonald's.

You can't afford living alone with your

Uber salary. Yeah, I can. I just showed

you the numbers. I can make $2,200 a

month. I can make $1,800

a month net profit.

And I wouldn't live alone. I would only

move out to live with Sunny.

We'll get a Japanese-themed house in the

Scottish Highlands.

I saw that on this program before. This

English guy married a Japanese woman and

they were living in Wales or the

countryside somewhere. And then he

designed his own house and there were like

Japanese washitsus, onsen, wooden onsen

sauna on the roof,

paper walls.

Yeah, maybe I get a motorbike. I might be

able to make more money on a motorbike. I

wouldn't get stuck in the jam. Easier to

park as well.

Oh wow, thanks Jenkins. Sunny seems chill.

Glad you're happy, Danny. Yeah, mostly

apart from when she gets mad at me,

which has happened almost every 2 weeks so

far. So far things are good, but every

time I get a message from her, I'm like,

uh-oh, is she mad? Hopefully she

won't be mad until she comes next time,

at least.

Trying hard not to make her mad.

Well, there's only 2

weeks until she comes over.

Hopefully things stay good. I was scared

she was going to cancel her bus ticket

When's Christmas? Christmas is on

Wednesday,

so I'm guessing the stock market will be

open on Monday and Tuesday.

Where's the Santa rally? It's nearly

Christmas, no Santa rally.

You got an advert for Just Eat. I've seen

the Just Eat drivers. Just Eat looks

rubbish. When the Just Eat drivers come

into McDonald's, they have to take a photo

of of the McDonald's bag. Us Uber Eats

drivers, we don't have to do that.

We don't even need a PIN code when we

deliver it most of the time. I just leave

it— I mean, I give it to the customer and

then I just swipe delivered. You don't

have to take a photo or anything. Just Eat

and Deliveroo look rubbish. They've got to

take a little photo.

Stupid.

Why don't I pick her up? What, drive 6

hours there and then drive 6 hours back to

pick her up. I pick her up from the bus

Have I had Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my

door? Yeah, this car came, parked in our

driveway. 3 women got out of the car.

One went up to the gypsy gate, and then 2

came to our door. I thought, is this like

a female police detective trio or

something? They were all very smartly

dressed. It was so suspicious.

They got out of the car and split up to go

knock on neighbors' doors. What did they

even say? Like, hello, we are Jehovah's

Witnesses. Would you like to listen about

Jesus? Would you be interested in

learning about Jesus today?

And then you say, yes, please. And then

they go, Jesus was born on Christmas Day.

His dad was Joseph. What the hell do they

even say? So weird. Don't they have

anything better to do? Knocking on

people's doors trying to convert them to

Christianity.

Oh, they wanted you for their ritual. Get

a real job. Do they get paid? Maybe I

can do it. Jehovah Witness Ark.

I will convert so many people to the house

of God. My mum used

to let them in to chat. But she probably

would just start ranting to them about her

life problems and not listen to what

they're going on about. Oh yeah, that

movie with Hugh Grant was basically 2

Jehovah's Witnesses trying to teach him

about Christianity, and then he traps them

in his basement and tries to rape one of

them and then gets stabbed in the neck.

What a weird movie.

Mormons? What's that?

Sounds like Moomins. I remember this one

viewer back in the day used to say I look

like a Moomin. What the hell does that

mean? What, I look like a big fat white

pale cow thing. I thought

the girl on the Moomins looked kind of

weird. She was supposed to be a young

girl, but she looked like an old granny.

And then Chihiro used to say I look like

Snoopy. What?

Someone else said I look like Snoopy as

well. How do you look like

a Moomin? You people weird.

Let me look up Moomins.

That's a Moomin. How does that look like

me?

And then how do I look like Snoopy?

Look at that Snoopy. What part of that

looks like me? Chihiro kept saying I look

like Snoopy, and then he said Moopy.

Don't look anything like that. Shut up.

I look like Cloud from Final Fantasy VIII.

I've got the same hairstyle.

Do you like my thumbnail?

I didn't think Sunny would see it.

Because she says she's going to bed.

Wow, 4 more days, 5 more days until

Christmas. Are you excited? What are you

gonna get for Christmas? I'm getting a

new Xbox 560.

Imagine my family actually get me a

present that I want, like iPhone

16. Imagine if I was rich and I

just got crazy expensive presents from my

family. To Sabrina from Daniel. She opens

it and it's something like The latest

MacBook Core i whatever.

And then I get Dave Gibson iPhone 16.

That'd be so funny. And then I say, just

joking, and then refund it all. Haha.

I took a funny picture of Pushkin today.

He was so relaxed looking on the sofa.

Look, all spread out.

He has such a funny way of sleeping with

his back legs. His back leg

part of his body is flat on its back,

and then his upper half is like twisted on

its side. How is that comfy?

And he curls his toes.

Oh wow. Can you give quick summary of what

happened with your job, Sunny? How you met

her, where the Thai girl went, and if you

plan on getting a new job now?

Um. I got

banned from doing Amazon Flex driving

because I filmed me and my mum delivering.

That's against the rules to have someone

deliver on your behalf.

Sunny is a girl from the UK I met in

Japan, and now we're together.

She was a viewer, and then she messaged me

saying, let's meet up. So we met up and

things went in an unexpected direction.

Thai girl is probably still in that condo

in Bangkok. We broke up because

I had to choose between Thai girl and

Sunny. I chose Sunny.

If I plan on getting a new job, well, I'm

doing Uber Eats now, so I guess that's

my new job. If I get banned on Uber Eats,

then I don't know what to do next. Get a

real job,

cuz I can't do any more gig work. I can't

get onto Just Eat or Deliveroo. I could

try every— I don't

know what to do. Amazon Flex was nice.

You didn't have to like officially be

employed by a company. You just make money

on the app and it gets sent to your bank

account by delivering Amazon parcels. And

now it's gone. Bit annoying.

The Morrison deliveries were quite nice to

do. They would only take about 40 minutes

or an hour, and then you make £27.

There's no way you're making £27 on Uber

Eats in an hour. You're more likely to

make about £12 or £14 on Uber Eats in an

hour. Amazon Flex was pretty cushy.

Bit annoying,

but I knew the risks.

When I started filming myself delivering,

I knew that there would be a risk of

getting banned or getting in trouble. I

decided to take the risk because I thought

I've made enough money doing it. I don't

really care and I hate doing it, so I'll

just make some vlogs because maybe they'll

get some views.

Yeah, I feel like you could make way more

money on Uber Eats if you had a bicycle.

Oh look, it's Pushkin.

Pushy-wushy.

You may kiss the royal knuckle.

Kiss it, kiss it.

Yeah, get lost then, stupid cat.

Do you think cats understand rude human

gestures like this?

Pushkin.

Thanks, legend. Playing any video games?

I don't think he understands. I've been

playing Path of Exile 2 because I got a

sponsorship. And I agreed to a contract

where I have to make 3 Path of Exile 2

videos every week and put their

sponsorship ad in the beginning. They paid

me £150 a week, $200 a week.

Yeah, so if you had a bicycle, you You

could just hang around the city centre,

pick up all the £10, £15 KFC,

Burger King orders, park your bike

outside, chain it up somewhere probably

because it'll get stolen. But then you're

kind of at risk to things like other

thief bikers might target you if

your bike's nice. My bike's nice, I've got

a £1,000 electric bike. Thieves would be

attracted to it because it's quite a nice

looking bicycle. Because I've— when I went

on dates back in 2022, I used that bicycle

to ride to Maidstone and then I'd lock it

up at the train station. And then I

remember seeing— I remember being parked

opposite the train station with the girl

and I could see my bicycle from the car

and I could see people looking at my

bicycle, like having a good look at it.

Other cyclists mostly.

So I'd be worried like other shady people

would come after my e-bike. And also if

it's raining or windy, it'll be horrible.

Doubt he'd play if he didn't have the

sponsor. Yeah, I was done playing it cuz

it doesn't get views anymore,

but if you're going to pay me $200 a month

to to play it, then I'll play it.

It's not a bad deal. It will take me about

30 minutes to make a video.

Yeah, that's the trouble in the UK. When

you have nice stuff, you become a bit of a

target. That's why I feel a

bit— I feel a bit nervous in my car,

because my car looks very nice.

Sometimes it's better to have crap stuff.

No one cares about it then.

Sell your car. Yeah, I mean, you would—

number one, you'd make more money with a

bicycle and it would be cheaper than

having a car. So it's win-win. Or you

get a motorbike, but then you gotta wear a

helmet, which is kind of stupid. I don't

want to wear a helmet.

Also, it's more dangerous on a bike. You

might get run over.

Amazon was good for— I mean, the car was

good for Amazon when you had to pick up

all the parcels, but for Uber Eats,

you can just get a backpack, a hot food

backpack.

He keeps scratching my carpet. Look,

he keeps coming in and then I point the

camera at him and he walks off.

I think tomorrow it's supposed to be

really windy. That would not be fun on the

Saturday,

gusts of 40 miles per hour.

So I think I'm gonna do Uber Eats

Saturday, Sunday,

Monday.

I don't know about Christmas Eve. I'm not

gonna work on Christmas Day.

And then after that, I should make $2,550

this month, which I think is pretty good.

That was mostly thanks to Amazon Flex

though. I don't know about January. See if

I can make as much in January.

No one is streaming on Kick who I'm

following from Ice's crew. Crew?

Where are they all?

No, $2,500 before expenses.

After expenses, probably like $2,000-ish,

which is still pretty good. I'll be able

to— I don't know, it depends when the

stocks go up again.

I'll get the YouTube money in a couple

days. I cash out my Uber Eats money

in a couple of days and then I'm just

waiting for stocks to go up so I can sell

them at a good price.

I can't wait when that credit card number

goes to zero. It'll be so good. It's been

over a year. I think I made my, my tax

videos back in 2023, last year in

Thailand. It was around August or

July, wasn't it? It's been over a year.

I can't believe it's nearly finished.

The credit card arc.

Buy a new useless product. Yeah, I do want

to. That's the best way of getting views.

I got 22k views on my monitor video.

And, um, my video review of this laptop I

made last year keeps getting views. It has

nearly 80,000 views now.

I don't know what to get next.

I got a phone. I got that Fold 6,

remember? Sent it back. It didn't really

get any views. Actually, I got 10K views

on one of them. It was the how to use— how

to convert your Samsung Fold 6 into a

desktop computer. Got 10,000 views.

What did I do last Christmas? I bought a

MacBook, didn't I?

Or did I buy the iPhone? No, I bought the

MacBook. Yeah, I bought the MacBook and

then we went for turkey dinner.

I made this big fuss about how we had to

have turkey and then we found the one

hotel, international hotel, that did a

Western turkey buffet.

Why do I buy things just to send them

back? Because I buy it and it's really

cool, and then I get bored of it, and then

I want my money back. There's not been a

lot of things that I bought and actually

wanted to keep. Everything is just not

really necessary. Struggling to

find things I buy and then really think,

wow, this was such a good purchase.

I get bored. I want cool things.

I don't really want anything right now.

I'm not really interested in things at the

Phones are kind of boring now. Laptops,

boring. Gaming computers,

A bit boring.

I watched Lenniss Tech Tips stream. He did

a stream building a $500 budget PC,

and the PC seemed to run pretty well. If I

was going to buy a PC, maybe I should do

that. Instead of buying latest generation

parts, I'd buy previous generation

parts for a budget, like $700

maybe.

Uh, but I don't really care that much.

This laptop's fine.

Right now I'm just really looking forward

to paying off the credit card.

Work, work, work. I have become a

workaholic. Who'd have thought it?

Well, my mum seems like she's in a good

mood.

When she starts randomly singing, you know

she's in a good mood. Maybe she's happy

we don't have to do Amazon anymore.

She can now go back to socializing and

meeting friends.

I could pay off £400 of the credit card

now.

I've got £400 in my bank account. If I

withdraw my Uber Eats income, I've

actually got £520.

Should we do it? Early Christmas present.

I could minus £520 right now. I'll get it