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Why i Regret buying TEKKEN 8 - Very Disappointing...

2024-01-26 · 11 min

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  1. Hello, welcome back to a new video. So

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  2. recently I've been playing the brand new

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  3. Tekken 8, and as an avid fan of fighting

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  4. games and Tekken, I knew I just had to

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  5. play this game. Unfortunately, so far it's

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  6. been kind of annoying, so let me show you

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  7. what I mean. First of all, the menu

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  8. systems are extremely frustrating. So to

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  9. get into the graphics settings, you can

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  10. only access the graphics settings from the

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  11. main menu by clicking on options, and then

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  12. you've got sound settings and graphics

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  13. settings. But when you're in a practice

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  14. match whilst you're waiting for an online

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  15. game You can't access the graphics or the

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  16. sound options unless you exit back to the

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  17. main menu. And then getting into an online

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  18. quick match takes forever. Watch. So I'm

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  19. on the main menu. You've got to click on

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  20. the quick match, and then you've got to

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  21. watch a loading screen. You've got to

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  22. press confirm on this every time, even

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  23. though, you know, those are the default

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  24. settings I want. I want cross-platform

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  25. playing ability to be enabled. And then

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  26. you've got to choose either left or right,

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  27. and then you choose your character. I

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  28. don't know why it takes so long for the

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  29. characters to load up onto the screen.

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  30. And the graphics look rubbish. Why are the

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  31. graphics so bad? I've got it— oh, I've got

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  32. it on AMD FSR Performance Mode. And then

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  33. you got to go into the stage selection.

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  34. Okay, so now I'm going to turn off AMD

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  35. Performance Mode because the graphics look

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  36. rubbish now. Now we'll go all the way back

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  37. by pressing K over and over again to go

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  38. back to the character selection screen and

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  39. then go back to the previous screen.

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  40. And then why can't there just be one

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  41. button that takes you all the way back to

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  42. the main menu without having to go through

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  43. each of these? Like, I'll go through this

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  44. screen as well. Why doesn't it just have

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  45. like one button? So I want to go into

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  46. options, and it takes so long to get

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  47. anything done on the menu system here. I

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  48. don't know why there's such a long loading

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  49. animation when you click on a button. So I

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  50. want to turn off AMD FSR Put it down to

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  51. FSR 1.0 so the game doesn't look like

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  52. rubbish, and see if we can actually get

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  53. into a game before the day ends. So it

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  54. takes this long. Press Quick Match, wait

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  55. for this black screen, press Confirm,

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  56. wait for this black screen, press Left,

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  57. wait for this black screen. And you might

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  58. be thinking, oh, my computer's rubbish and

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  59. slow. No, I got it on performance mode.

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  60. I've got RTX 4050, I've got AMD Ryzen 9

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  61. 7— no, an AMD 7 7940HS,

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  62. which is pretty good CPU. And now I want

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  63. to choose my character, and I'll choose my

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  64. opponent, and now

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  65. I choose the stage.

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  66. Jesus, it takes so damn long. Come on, I

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  67. just want to get into a quick match. And

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  68. now I've got to do like practice mode

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  69. against the CPU whilst I wait for a match

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  70. to start, and it takes ages. You see the

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  71. communicating. It's trying to find me a

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  72. match now, but it takes ages. I swear, I

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  73. just sit here whacking the CPU bot over

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  74. and over again for like 10 minutes before

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  75. I actually find a game. And I don't know

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  76. why it's taking such a long time to find a

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  77. match. And then 8 out of 10 times when it

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  78. does find a match, the match gets rejected

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  79. or cancelled for some reason. Like the

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  80. other player didn't press accept or he

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  81. went AFK, probably because it takes so

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  82. damn long to get into a match. But when

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  83. you do get into a match, the game is quite

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  84. fun. It's just getting into the match is

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  85. such a pain in the backside.

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  86. And I remember playing Tekken 6 a long

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  87. time ago when I used to live in Japan. I

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  88. used to play it quite a lot with the

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  89. people at the guest house I was staying

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  90. in, and it's been a while since I last

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  91. played a Tekken game, but I honestly don't

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  92. really see what's different in this new

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  93. Tekken game. The character I played the

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  94. most was this one, Lily, Mainly because it

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  95. was just really easy to do these

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  96. somersault kicks and just completely

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  97. juggle the enemy very easily. But I don't

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  98. really see anything different. The only

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  99. difference I noticed is when you press P,

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  100. because I'm playing on the keyboard on my

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  101. computer, you go into this special power

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  102. mode. I don't really know what it does. I

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  103. think the only thing it does is it just

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  104. makes you do more damage than usual and

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  105. gives you like glowing glows around your

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  106. feet and hands. And then there's this

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  107. other weird thing where When you press O

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  108. on the keyboard, it changes the button

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  109. layout. So, so before I press O, when I

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  110. press down JK and right, she does this

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  111. somersault kick like that. But if I press

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  112. O and do the same thing, she does a

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  113. different move. So there's like 2

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  114. different button layouts. There's default

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  115. 1 and default 2, which do different

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  116. things. I don't really understand. Okay,

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  117. so we got a match. So we got a match here.

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  118. See if I'm any good at fighting. Now I

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  119. accidentally press O to switch the button

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  120. layout, and I'll switch it back. To what

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  121. I'm used to. And yeah,

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  122. I'm not doing too great. Oh my god, I hate

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  123. it when they don't give you a chance to

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  124. actually move.

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  125. Now I can see this

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  126. character is so easy. You just keep

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  127. spinning up and down, they can't— and then

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  128. you do a low kick like that. They,

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  129. they're trying to block the mid, but then

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  130. they don't realize I'm gonna do a low kick

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  131. like that. And then you can jump up into

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  132. the air like that, which is pretty funny.

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  133. Or you can go backwards like that.

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  134. But this game feels exactly the same as

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  135. it— this is basically what he's done.

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  136. See, when I get them in the juggle— oh,

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  137. this is not good.

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  138. I think I can do this one. Oh no.

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  139. Oh, that was close. I nearly got him. So

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  140. basically, it's very frustrating trying to

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  141. get into a quick match. It's not very

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  142. quick at all. And then sometimes when you

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  143. do get a match it won't get accepted,

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  144. it'll get denied or rejected, and then

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  145. you've got to wait again because there was

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  146. some kind of connection problem. Also,

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  147. it's kind of annoying when you finish a

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  148. match— haha, I got him again with the same

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  149. trick. Yeah, sometimes this game's pretty

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  150. funny. What was I saying? Yeah, sometimes

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  151. when you finish a match and you want to

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  152. rematch, I press rematch and then the

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  153. other player doesn't do anything, and

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  154. you're just sitting there waiting for him

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  155. to do something. I don't know if he's

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  156. still there or if he's left the match and

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  157. the game is just slow. Let me know that

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  158. he's left the match. It would be nice if

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  159. he would just either accept the rematch or

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  160. just leave straight away and not waste my

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  161. time. It seems like a lot of people are

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  162. going AFK after they win or lose a match

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  163. and then don't press the leave or rematch

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  164. button straight away, so I get annoyed and

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  165. I just end up going back to the practice

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  166. mode so I can get into a new match. You

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  167. see, this is another annoying thing I was

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  168. talking about. When you're in the practice

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  169. mode, you can't change any of the settings

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  170. when it comes to things like the sound or

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  171. the graphics. You've got practice settings

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  172. Restart Settings, Display Settings, but

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  173. where's the other settings like the

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  174. graphics, the sound? You've got to return

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  175. to the main menu to change any kind of

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  176. important settings, which is really

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  177. annoying because look how long it takes to

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  178. get back to the main menu. You press

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  179. Return to Main Menu, and then you gotta

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  180. wait, and then you're back at the main

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  181. menu, and then you press Options, and then

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  182. you have got— and then you've got access

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  183. to sound and graphics settings. But then

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  184. if you want to get back into the quick

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  185. match after you've changed settings You

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  186. then got to press Quick Match, wait for

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  187. the screen, press Confirm, wait for the

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  188. screen, choose left, wait for the screen,

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  189. press your character. Takes a couple

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  190. seconds for the character animation to

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  191. load up, and then

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  192. I accidentally chose the same character

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  193. for my opponent. And then wait for the

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  194. screen, Stage Select, wait for the screen,

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  195. loading screen. It takes forever to get to

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  196. the point where you can actually start

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  197. matchmaking. Why can't there just be a

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  198. matchmaking button from the main menu

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  199. without going into all of this? It would

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  200. be so much nicer than just having to load

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  201. into this practice match over and over

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  202. again, which is kind of frustrating.

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  203. And then look how long it takes until you

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  204. can actually get into a quick match. I'm

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  205. not going to edit the video in any way.

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  206. I'm just going to show you what it's like

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  207. whilst you're waiting. We'll probably wait

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  208. for like a minute or 2 before I give up

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  209. and pause the video. Just do some

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  210. practice, I guess.

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  211. I guess the graphics are okay, but they're

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  212. not really blowing me away. I feel like

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  213. Tekken 6 graphics looked kind of like this

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  214. unless it's just been such a long time

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  215. since I last played it. I don't remember

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  216. what the graphics were like in the old

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  217. game. But I don't really feel like, wow,

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  218. these graphics are amazing. They're okay,

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  219. I guess. Oh, we got a match, but can I

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  220. actually start it? So I press yes. Ready.

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  221. Oh, I actually got a match. Sometimes I

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  222. get booted out. So I'm up against Law,

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  223. Bruce Lee ripoff. Why do they make a

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  224. character who's basically a Bruce Lee

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  225. ripoff? So I'll show you my Tekken 8

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  226. skills I've been practicing. This thing

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  227. for a few hours now. So what I like to do

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  228. is I like to jump them into the air on

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  229. their heads and do a somersault like that.

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  230. If they block it, I usually go for a low

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  231. kick, but it didn't work, so I need to—

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  232. it's hard to talk and play at the same

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  233. time. Oh my god, I hate that kick. I

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  234. remember that kick he does, it's really

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  235. annoying. He does really powerful kicks.

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  236. Oh, also I hate it when your character

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  237. ends up on the right side of the screen

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  238. because it flips and reverses all of the

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  239. So I feel like the game's kind of lagging,

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  240. maybe because I'm screen recording. If you

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  241. do the timing right with Lily, you can

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  242. really do those somersault kicks well.

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  243. Ah, who is the better kicker,

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  244. Bruce Lee or Lily? Oh,

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  245. I got him now. No,

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  246. I used to wreck the guest house manager

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  247. with this character. Doing these flips.

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  248. He couldn't— he couldn't dodge my kicks.

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  249. Oh, I think I got him! Flip! Oh,

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  250. kick him in the shin! Ah, he did

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  251. his special move. So characters have these

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  252. stupid special moves with these really

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  253. annoyingly long animations. I think he's

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  254. got me. I nearly had him! One low

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  255. kick would have finished him off. Look at

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  256. his stupid face. It's like he's having an

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  257. orgasm or something. Look at

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  258. this stupid level, why is it all

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  259. exploding?

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  260. Okay, concentrate.

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  261. I forgot the move for that thingy.

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  262. Come on, I blocked that.

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  263. Oh my god. Jump, jump, jump! He's gonna do

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  264. the flying kick. I did the wrong button.

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  265. I think he's got me. Yeah,

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  266. well, that's why the game's annoying.

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  267. Stupid thing lags, you get juggled up into

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  268. the air. Dumb game, isn't it?

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