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Why i Regret buying TEKKEN 8 - Very Disappointing...
2024-01-26 · 11 min
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Hello, welcome back to a new video. So
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0:00–0:02 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_0recently I've been playing the brand new
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0:02–0:04 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_1Tekken 8, and as an avid fan of fighting
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0:04–0:06 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_2games and Tekken, I knew I just had to
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0:07–0:09 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_3play this game. Unfortunately, so far it's
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0:09–0:11 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_4been kind of annoying, so let me show you
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0:11–0:14 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_5what I mean. First of all, the menu
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0:14–0:15 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_6systems are extremely frustrating. So to
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0:16–0:19 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_7get into the graphics settings, you can
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0:19–0:20 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_8only access the graphics settings from the
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0:20–0:22 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_9main menu by clicking on options, and then
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0:23–0:25 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_10you've got sound settings and graphics
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0:25–0:27 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_11settings. But when you're in a practice
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0:27–0:29 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_12match whilst you're waiting for an online
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0:29–0:30 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_13game You can't access the graphics or the
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0:31–0:33 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_14sound options unless you exit back to the
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0:33–0:35 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_15main menu. And then getting into an online
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0:35–0:37 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_16quick match takes forever. Watch. So I'm
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0:37–0:39 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_17on the main menu. You've got to click on
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0:40–0:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_18the quick match, and then you've got to
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0:41–0:43 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_19watch a loading screen. You've got to
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0:44–0:46 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_20press confirm on this every time, even
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0:46–0:49 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_21though, you know, those are the default
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0:49–0:50 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_22settings I want. I want cross-platform
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0:51–0:52 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_23playing ability to be enabled. And then
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0:53–0:56 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_24you've got to choose either left or right,
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0:56–0:57 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_25and then you choose your character. I
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0:58–1:01 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_26don't know why it takes so long for the
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1:01–1:02 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_27characters to load up onto the screen.
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1:03–1:04 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_28And the graphics look rubbish. Why are the
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1:07–1:09 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_29graphics so bad? I've got it— oh, I've got
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1:10–1:11 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_30it on AMD FSR Performance Mode. And then
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1:12–1:14 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_31you got to go into the stage selection.
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1:14–1:16 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_32Okay, so now I'm going to turn off AMD
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1:16–1:18 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_33Performance Mode because the graphics look
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1:18–1:19 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_34rubbish now. Now we'll go all the way back
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1:19–1:21 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_35by pressing K over and over again to go
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1:21–1:24 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_36back to the character selection screen and
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1:25–1:26 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_37then go back to the previous screen.
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1:27–1:29 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_38And then why can't there just be one
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1:31–1:32 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_39button that takes you all the way back to
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1:33–1:34 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_40the main menu without having to go through
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1:35–1:36 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_41each of these? Like, I'll go through this
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1:36–1:38 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_42screen as well. Why doesn't it just have
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1:38–1:40 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_43like one button? So I want to go into
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1:40–1:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_44options, and it takes so long to get
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1:41–1:44 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_45anything done on the menu system here. I
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1:45–1:46 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_46don't know why there's such a long loading
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1:47–1:48 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_47animation when you click on a button. So I
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1:49–1:50 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_48want to turn off AMD FSR Put it down to
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1:51–1:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_49FSR 1.0 so the game doesn't look like
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1:53–1:55 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_50rubbish, and see if we can actually get
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1:56–1:58 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_51into a game before the day ends. So it
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1:59–2:01 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_52takes this long. Press Quick Match, wait
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2:01–2:05 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_53for this black screen, press Confirm,
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2:05–2:07 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_54wait for this black screen, press Left,
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2:08–2:10 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_55wait for this black screen. And you might
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2:10–2:12 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_56be thinking, oh, my computer's rubbish and
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2:12–2:13 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_57slow. No, I got it on performance mode.
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2:14–2:16 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_58I've got RTX 4050, I've got AMD Ryzen 9
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2:16–2:19 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_597— no, an AMD 7 7940HS,
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2:20–2:23 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_60which is pretty good CPU. And now I want
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2:23–2:25 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_61to choose my character, and I'll choose my
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2:26–2:29 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_62opponent, and now
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2:29–2:33 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_63I choose the stage.
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2:33–2:34 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_64Jesus, it takes so damn long. Come on, I
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2:39–2:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_65just want to get into a quick match. And
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2:41–2:43 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_66now I've got to do like practice mode
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2:43–2:45 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_67against the CPU whilst I wait for a match
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2:45–2:48 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_68to start, and it takes ages. You see the
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2:48–2:49 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_69communicating. It's trying to find me a
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2:50–2:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_70match now, but it takes ages. I swear, I
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2:53–2:56 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_71just sit here whacking the CPU bot over
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2:56–3:00 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_72and over again for like 10 minutes before
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3:00–3:01 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_73I actually find a game. And I don't know
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3:02–3:05 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_74why it's taking such a long time to find a
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3:05–3:07 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_75match. And then 8 out of 10 times when it
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3:07–3:09 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_76does find a match, the match gets rejected
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3:09–3:12 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_77or cancelled for some reason. Like the
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3:12–3:14 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_78other player didn't press accept or he
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3:14–3:15 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_79went AFK, probably because it takes so
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3:16–3:18 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_80damn long to get into a match. But when
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3:18–3:20 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_81you do get into a match, the game is quite
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3:20–3:21 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_82fun. It's just getting into the match is
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3:22–3:24 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_83such a pain in the backside.
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3:24–3:25 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_84And I remember playing Tekken 6 a long
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3:27–3:29 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_85time ago when I used to live in Japan. I
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3:30–3:31 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_86used to play it quite a lot with the
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3:31–3:33 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_87people at the guest house I was staying
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3:33–3:34 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_88in, and it's been a while since I last
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3:35–3:37 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_89played a Tekken game, but I honestly don't
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3:37–3:39 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_90really see what's different in this new
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3:39–3:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_91Tekken game. The character I played the
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3:41–3:43 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_92most was this one, Lily, Mainly because it
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3:44–3:46 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_93was just really easy to do these
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3:46–3:47 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_94somersault kicks and just completely
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3:47–3:50 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_95juggle the enemy very easily. But I don't
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3:50–3:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_96really see anything different. The only
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3:54–3:55 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_97difference I noticed is when you press P,
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3:55–3:57 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_98because I'm playing on the keyboard on my
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3:57–3:58 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_99computer, you go into this special power
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3:59–4:01 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_100mode. I don't really know what it does. I
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4:02–4:03 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_101think the only thing it does is it just
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4:04–4:05 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_102makes you do more damage than usual and
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4:05–4:07 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_103gives you like glowing glows around your
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4:07–4:09 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_104feet and hands. And then there's this
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4:10–4:11 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_105other weird thing where When you press O
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4:11–4:13 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_106on the keyboard, it changes the button
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4:13–4:16 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_107layout. So, so before I press O, when I
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4:16–4:19 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_108press down JK and right, she does this
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4:19–4:22 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_109somersault kick like that. But if I press
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4:22–4:24 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_110O and do the same thing, she does a
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4:24–4:26 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_111different move. So there's like 2
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4:26–4:29 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_112different button layouts. There's default
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4:29–4:32 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_1131 and default 2, which do different
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4:32–4:34 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_114things. I don't really understand. Okay,
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4:35–4:35 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_115so we got a match. So we got a match here.
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4:35–4:38 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_116See if I'm any good at fighting. Now I
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4:39–4:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_117accidentally press O to switch the button
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4:41–4:43 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_118layout, and I'll switch it back. To what
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4:43–4:45 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_119I'm used to. And yeah,
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4:45–4:48 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_120I'm not doing too great. Oh my god, I hate
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4:48–4:51 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_121it when they don't give you a chance to
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4:52–4:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_122actually move.
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4:53–4:54 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_123Now I can see this
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4:57–5:00 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_124character is so easy. You just keep
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5:00–5:03 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_125spinning up and down, they can't— and then
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5:03–5:05 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_126you do a low kick like that. They,
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5:05–5:06 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_127they're trying to block the mid, but then
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5:06–5:08 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_128they don't realize I'm gonna do a low kick
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5:08–5:10 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_129like that. And then you can jump up into
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5:10–5:11 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_130the air like that, which is pretty funny.
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5:11–5:12 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_131Or you can go backwards like that.
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5:12–5:15 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_132But this game feels exactly the same as
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5:17–5:20 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_133it— this is basically what he's done.
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5:20–5:23 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_134See, when I get them in the juggle— oh,
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5:23–5:26 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_135this is not good.
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5:27–5:27 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_136I think I can do this one. Oh no.
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5:30–5:34 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_137Oh, that was close. I nearly got him. So
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5:35–5:38 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_138basically, it's very frustrating trying to
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5:39–5:40 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_139get into a quick match. It's not very
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5:40–5:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_140quick at all. And then sometimes when you
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5:42–5:42 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_141do get a match it won't get accepted,
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5:43–5:46 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_142it'll get denied or rejected, and then
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5:46–5:48 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_143you've got to wait again because there was
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5:48–5:50 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_144some kind of connection problem. Also,
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5:50–5:52 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_145it's kind of annoying when you finish a
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5:52–5:54 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_146match— haha, I got him again with the same
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5:54–5:56 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_147trick. Yeah, sometimes this game's pretty
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5:56–5:59 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_148funny. What was I saying? Yeah, sometimes
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5:59–6:01 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_149when you finish a match and you want to
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6:02–6:03 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_150rematch, I press rematch and then the
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6:03–6:05 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_151other player doesn't do anything, and
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6:06–6:07 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_152you're just sitting there waiting for him
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6:07–6:08 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_153to do something. I don't know if he's
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6:08–6:09 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_154still there or if he's left the match and
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6:10–6:11 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_155the game is just slow. Let me know that
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6:11–6:13 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_156he's left the match. It would be nice if
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6:14–6:15 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_157he would just either accept the rematch or
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6:15–6:17 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_158just leave straight away and not waste my
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6:17–6:19 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_159time. It seems like a lot of people are
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6:19–6:21 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_160going AFK after they win or lose a match
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6:21–6:23 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_161and then don't press the leave or rematch
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6:24–6:25 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_162button straight away, so I get annoyed and
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6:25–6:27 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_163I just end up going back to the practice
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6:28–6:29 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_164mode so I can get into a new match. You
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6:30–6:32 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_165see, this is another annoying thing I was
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6:32–6:33 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_166talking about. When you're in the practice
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6:33–6:35 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_167mode, you can't change any of the settings
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6:35–6:37 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_168when it comes to things like the sound or
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6:38–6:40 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_169the graphics. You've got practice settings
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6:40–6:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_170Restart Settings, Display Settings, but
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6:42–6:45 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_171where's the other settings like the
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6:45–6:47 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_172graphics, the sound? You've got to return
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6:47–6:49 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_173to the main menu to change any kind of
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6:49–6:51 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_174important settings, which is really
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6:51–6:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_175annoying because look how long it takes to
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6:53–6:55 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_176get back to the main menu. You press
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6:55–6:56 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_177Return to Main Menu, and then you gotta
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6:57–7:00 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_178wait, and then you're back at the main
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7:00–7:02 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_179menu, and then you press Options, and then
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7:02–7:04 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_180you have got— and then you've got access
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7:04–7:06 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_181to sound and graphics settings. But then
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7:06–7:08 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_182if you want to get back into the quick
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7:08–7:09 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_183match after you've changed settings You
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7:10–7:11 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_184then got to press Quick Match, wait for
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7:11–7:14 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_185the screen, press Confirm, wait for the
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7:14–7:16 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_186screen, choose left, wait for the screen,
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7:17–7:19 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_187press your character. Takes a couple
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7:23–7:24 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_189load up, and then
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7:24–7:28 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_190I accidentally chose the same character
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7:28–7:30 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_191for my opponent. And then wait for the
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7:31–7:32 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_192screen, Stage Select, wait for the screen,
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7:33–7:36 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_193loading screen. It takes forever to get to
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7:36–7:40 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_194the point where you can actually start
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7:40–7:42 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_195matchmaking. Why can't there just be a
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7:42–7:44 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_196matchmaking button from the main menu
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7:44–7:46 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_197without going into all of this? It would
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7:46–7:48 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_198be so much nicer than just having to load
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7:48–7:51 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_199into this practice match over and over
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7:51–7:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_200again, which is kind of frustrating.
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7:53–7:56 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_201And then look how long it takes until you
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7:56–7:58 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_202can actually get into a quick match. I'm
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7:59–8:01 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_203not going to edit the video in any way.
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8:01–8:02 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_204I'm just going to show you what it's like
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8:02–8:04 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_205whilst you're waiting. We'll probably wait
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8:05–8:06 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_206for like a minute or 2 before I give up
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8:06–8:08 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_207and pause the video. Just do some
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8:09–8:12 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_208practice, I guess.
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8:12–8:13 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_209I guess the graphics are okay, but they're
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8:16–8:18 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_210not really blowing me away. I feel like
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8:18–8:20 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_211Tekken 6 graphics looked kind of like this
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8:21–8:23 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_212unless it's just been such a long time
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8:29–8:30 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_213since I last played it. I don't remember
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8:30–8:32 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_214what the graphics were like in the old
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8:32–8:34 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_215game. But I don't really feel like, wow,
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8:34–8:36 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_216these graphics are amazing. They're okay,
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8:36–8:39 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_217I guess. Oh, we got a match, but can I
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8:39–8:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_218actually start it? So I press yes. Ready.
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8:42–8:45 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_219Oh, I actually got a match. Sometimes I
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8:48–8:49 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_220get booted out. So I'm up against Law,
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8:49–8:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_221Bruce Lee ripoff. Why do they make a
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8:54–8:56 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_222character who's basically a Bruce Lee
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8:57–8:58 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_223ripoff? So I'll show you my Tekken 8
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8:58–9:00 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_224skills I've been practicing. This thing
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9:00–9:02 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_225for a few hours now. So what I like to do
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9:02–9:04 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_226is I like to jump them into the air on
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9:04–9:06 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_227their heads and do a somersault like that.
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9:06–9:07 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_228If they block it, I usually go for a low
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9:08–9:10 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_229kick, but it didn't work, so I need to—
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9:11–9:12 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_230it's hard to talk and play at the same
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9:13–9:15 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_231time. Oh my god, I hate that kick. I
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9:15–9:17 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_232remember that kick he does, it's really
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9:17–9:19 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_233annoying. He does really powerful kicks.
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9:20–9:24 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_234Oh, also I hate it when your character
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9:25–9:28 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_235ends up on the right side of the screen
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9:28–9:30 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_236because it flips and reverses all of the
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9:30–9:31 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_237So I feel like the game's kind of lagging,
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9:35–9:37 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_238maybe because I'm screen recording. If you
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9:37–9:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_239do the timing right with Lily, you can
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9:41–9:43 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_240really do those somersault kicks well.
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9:43–9:44 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_241Ah, who is the better kicker,
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9:47–9:50 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_242Bruce Lee or Lily? Oh,
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9:50–9:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_243I got him now. No,
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9:53–9:55 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_244I used to wreck the guest house manager
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9:58–10:01 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_245with this character. Doing these flips.
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10:01–10:03 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_246He couldn't— he couldn't dodge my kicks.
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10:04–10:07 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_247Oh, I think I got him! Flip! Oh,
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10:09–10:11 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_248kick him in the shin! Ah, he did
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10:12–10:16 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_249his special move. So characters have these
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10:16–10:18 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_250stupid special moves with these really
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10:18–10:20 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_251annoyingly long animations. I think he's
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10:20–10:22 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_252got me. I nearly had him! One low
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10:23–10:26 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_253kick would have finished him off. Look at
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10:27–10:27 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_254his stupid face. It's like he's having an
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10:28–10:30 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_255orgasm or something. Look at
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10:30–10:34 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_256this stupid level, why is it all
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10:35–10:36 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_257exploding?
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10:36–10:36 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_258Okay, concentrate.
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10:40–10:41 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_259I forgot the move for that thingy.
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10:43–10:45 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_260Come on, I blocked that.
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10:52–10:53 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_261Oh my god. Jump, jump, jump! He's gonna do
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10:56–10:58 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_262the flying kick. I did the wrong button.
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10:58–11:00 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_263I think he's got me. Yeah,
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11:03–11:07 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_264well, that's why the game's annoying.
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11:07–11:08 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_265Stupid thing lags, you get juggled up into
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11:08–11:11 · rev_c03c28e4580aea4a9396ee04e5c8a72c_266the air. Dumb game, isn't it?
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