chatting with british girl

Okay, it's live.

Let me check.

The last one we did, did pretty well. Got 2.5K views. Which is a lot for me on Twitch.

Yeah, it's pretty, really good for Twitch.

I don't have a second monitor now to monitor things.

I'm just using my phone for the stream chat.

Yeah.

It's very confusing because I'm using a PS4 controller, but it says the Xbox buttons when I want to press things.

Where's the X? Isn't the X button the A button on PS5? And then it's got squares and triangles.

The X button is the square.

I hate it when I go from using Xbox to using the Switch controller because the A and B gets Switch round.

Yeah, round.

Well, I think people are joining.

Yeah, it takes a few minutes on Twitch. It can be a few minutes since you press go live and it still says zero people. Is it still working for you?

Yeah. Still working.

Okay, what should we do? I need to wake up earlier. I woke up at 9.

That's pretty early.

I should wake up at 7 or 8.

Should we get some maps?

Yeah, we can go for— maybe go to that big red skull in the sky.

Oh yeah.

Maybe I'll link it on YouTube as well. I could call it—

Yeah, that might be good.

Secret stream— no, Stream with my secret British girlfriend.

Yeah.

It's always the dumbest titles that get people's attention.

Isn't it the person that you buy supplies off?

What are you getting? Supplies?

Um, just like supplies.

Yeah, I forgot. It's that merchant person. What should I call the post? Secret stream?

Um, yeah, I think that sounds fine.

With British girl. Doing a secret stream with British girl now.

Yeah.

That's fine. Good thing I brought my gaming laptop. I would have been so bored without it. I can't believe I thought I wouldn't need a laptop.

So you said you didn't bring your, um, Oh yeah, I didn't bring my SSD card.

It's like the SD card again, but SSD this time.

Yeah.

Because I thought I wasn't going to play games when I was here. I thought I'd be busy doing Thailand stuff, but eventually you settle down. Yeah, for the first few weeks I was busy doing stuff, but then normal life returns to normal, and then you're bored again.

Oh, did you get the last of the stuff?

I think— yeah, I got one crate. Do you like my sound effects?

They're really cool.

I can't hear them myself. Should we go? Where's that red skull? It's gone now.

There was a big red skull.

This is actually working fine.

Is it? Don't jinx it.

I tested it before.

I hope mine works fine. I'm using my phone as a hotspot, it's got 5G.

Oh, did you test the speed?

No.

Don't you have Wi-Fi?

I do, but it's rubbish here. It doesn't connect, keeps disconnecting, and I bought 3 SIM cards anyway because I thought I was going to do live streaming outside with the LiveU thing.

Oh, didn't you do one?

Yeah, but it was on my phone.

Ah, I missed that stream.

I might try using the live view outside again sometime. It's just doing IRL is so hard. Oh, what? I just lagged off the boat.

What, like, it's awkward, or how did you get in the sea?

I don't know, I just lagged and then I was in the sea. You don't have to stop the ship, I can teleport.

Wait, I, I really—

yeah, that mermaid guy should show up. That was weird. Why are we sinking?

I don't know.

We don't have any holes, but the bots— oh, we're in a storm, I think.

Well, wait, there might be holes. Wait, I need to turn my brightness up a bit. I didn't see any holes immediately.

Yeah, it was just flooded for some reason.

Okay.

What was I saying? IRL is hard because—

Oh yeah, IRL.

It's too noisy outside. There's so much noise from the traffic, and then I feel really nervous when there's people around.

Aren't there any more like, um, less city areas?

Yeah, if I go out of the city. Then it's not a city. But it looks scary. It's like jungle and these cheap-looking houses and shacks, like slum-looking things.

Where are we going to?

I don't know, those flashing lights ahead.

Okay.

I wasted 2K on my streaming gear.

I know, that's silly.

Because I saw loads of people doing IRL on Twitch and it looks easy when you watch them do it, but they're, they're pretty loud, outgoing people, so I don't think they struggle in the same way.

Yeah, I can't really see you doing that.

Maybe gaming's better for me.

Yeah, I think so.

Now I'm going to be paying £20 a month for the next 4 years for that LiveU thing. Maybe I'll use it eventually. Yeah, credit.

I'm actually surprised by how well this is looking and working.

It's cool you can play games on a tablet.

Yeah, I think you can play anything from the Game Pass too, and it's not, um, much compared to other streaming things.

Yeah, it's pretty cheap.

You just need to get the Ultimate Game Pass.

I don't know how they make money though, because if people are paying £10 a month or something. They're not paying for games, otherwise you'd have to pay £50 for the game on Steam. So if you're a game developer, why would you want your game on Xbox Gaming Pass instead of only on Steam?

I don't know.

Microsoft must be paying the game companies a lot of money. It's like I could buy Persona 5, for example, for £50 on Steam, or I could just play it for free on Xbox Gaming Pass with the subscription. Let's raid this place.

There's a fortress?

Yeah.

Oh wait, what? I pressed the wrong button. How do I take my weapon? Oh wait, I got it, it's fine.

We're gonna crash. For some reason I'm, I'm having weird tiny lags.

Yeah, that's strange.

Wait, I parked too far away.

Okay. I accidentally jumped off.

Why is it still moving? I nearly got perfect parking.

Yeah, it's not too bad.

I wish you could get a plank so you can make a little bridge. That'd be cool.

Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Oh, oh wait, I'm getting attacked. Trying to get used to using this controller. I forgot to get food.

Food?

Oh, in the game or in real life?

Yeah, in the game.

There's usually a lot of food lying around anyway.

Oh yeah, triangle is Y button.

When am I leaving Thailand? I don't know. If things don't work out with the Thai girl, I guess I'll go to Japan. I kind of want to go to Japan.

Yeah, it'd probably be more fun there.

I don't see how though, because I'd just be doing the same thing— get an apartment and just sit in there playing games.

They only have like 90 days there.

Yeah. So I don't know how I could stay longer. I'm—I don't want to pay fourteen thousand pounds to get a five-year elite visa, so I'll probably pay it and then get bored after half a year.

Probably.

Oh, I don't know how to get to my feet. Oh wait, I did it.

Is there any ammo around?

Yeah, there's— oh, I found one. There's a bag here.

In the box too. Oh.

The only reason I want to go back to Japan is it might bring some viewers back because of the algorithm.

Yeah, I think more people would be interested in Japan.

But it won't be as interesting as before now there's no Chihiro. Can you hear that train?

I'm more comfortable doing the train. No.

Oh, you can't hear it? It's really loud for me.

Oh wait, yeah, I can hear it now.

There's a train track near my apartment building.

They're in the apartment building?

No, near it. I need ammo. Oh.

The boss is here already.

Yeah, we didn't even get to the top and they've already spawned.

That was really easy.

Yeah, maybe they made it easier.

Did you get the—

isn't there a key?

Yeah, I got the key. So many people on Twitch are doing IRL in Japan now. Do you know that Jake and Bake guy?

Which guy?

Jake and Bake.

I don't think so. I don't watch a lot of Twitch.

Uh, he's back in Japan now. And that Andy, you know that Fat Andy guy?

Oh yeah, yeah, I know him. Which way is back to the ship?

Turn right. I mean, turn right when you get out of the dungeon.

Okay. I'm just gonna keep going around.

Oh, what?

Our ship sunk! What is it? Okay, I don't know who sunk our ship.

Maybe someone came along.

I think it was flooding anyway. How did we not notice?

Wait, how did we not notice?

We need to respawn, respawn and then get the new ship and then come back here. But I don't know where here is. What? I think we were leaking and we didn't notice. Am I gonna do anything for Halloween?

No.

No, there's more stuff in there. Is it Halloween soon?

Yeah, um...

Do you do anything for Halloween?

I don't think so. I don't have any plans.

Last time I did Halloween was 2017 with that James guy. Remember him? That Canadian?

Oh yeah.

And I got that Minion dress. We went to— we went to Don Quijote and we got costumes, and then he started chatting to these 2 Chinese girls trying to invite them to the Halloween party. I don't know if anyone remembers that. I did a stream on Twitch. I remember Cesium donating. He was one of my first donations. Oh really?

Yeah, he said that he followed you from quite early on.

Yeah, he was one of the main donators when I was streaming on Twitch, when I started on Twitch. And then I was trying out that Minions dress, and then James was trying to invite those Chinese girls and they said no. And then James came back to my room in the guest house and I was wearing the dress. James got that mask with the big nose. I wonder what he's doing now.

Do you still speak to him?

No. He gave me his Instagram, but I forgot what it was. I forgot what he looked like as well. I just remember him looking like that join-in guy, kind of white and chubby with a beard.

Does Jordan still make videos?

No, he gave up. His channel died. His last video was a month or two ago and only had 13K views. I don't know why his channel died because it blew up quite a lot a couple years ago, but then the views just fell off. He got some virals doing TikTok life hacks or something. A lot of people's channels died, I noticed.

I think it's pretty hard to keep it going for long.

It seems like most people can go get a couple viral videos and then have it good for a few years, and then when it gets near to 4 or 5 years, it's like most people struggle to maintain the momentum.

Yeah.

And doing the same thing never really works. So what are we going to do?

People get famous from a niche.

They get famous for like one thing, one-trick pony.

Yeah, and if people aren't interested in that anymore, then they're kind of screwed.

You need to find something new. What? I just lagged into the sea.

Did we get everything?

Yeah, now we need a boat.

How does that keep happening?

Don't know, I keep kind of rubber banding around.

I'm surprised it's not more laggy for me. Like, it is a little bit at times, but your internet is probably better than mine.

It says I have 5G, but it's being— I mean, it's coming from my phone, which is a hotspot, so it's probably not super stable. Yeah, if only laptops had— I wish laptops had a SIM card. Did you have the same problem?

Um, yeah, I never really played intensive online games though. I just played like offline games, or I played WoW and that worked fine.

Hmm, I'm not sure what would be a better solution. Because the Wi-Fi here sucks. What should we do? Maybe I'll spawn to the ship and then try and find you.

Okay.

Because we don't even have a map to see where we are. Unless maybe if I swim out. It should say the name of the fortress when I—

Oh yeah, good idea. Hey, we've got 50 viewers.

How many?

Um, 50?

50?

53.

Oh yeah, pretty good. I think last time we had 80, but we did it in a different time zone. Yeah, it's pretty late for Europe now.

Yeah, it's like nearly 4 AM here.

Who's this Boob King guy? He says, can't wait for the hair loss breakdown within 5 years. Tory English accent plus bald equals career bye-bye. Is he talking about me?

I think so.

I don't have a Tory accent. A Tory accent is like really posh.

You only sound like a little bit posh. Not like Tory.

Tory is like super posh, like Boris Johnson.

Like how, um, Baelish talks.

Baelish sounds way more posh than I do. He has that private school accent. Yeah, like when they say no, they're like, no. So how do I get back to you?

Um, maybe if you check the map, you might— did you find out what the fortress is called?

No. There's too many fortresses. I can't just randomly go to different fortresses.

Maybe if you remember the, um, the island we started on. And see if there's any fortress of like close by there, because we didn't sail for very long.

Hmm, I don't remember. Maybe just spawn back at the ship. I think we have to give up on that.

We just give up.

Yeah. Because I don't see how I could find it again.

Yeah, okay. People are being so weird today.

Are they?

They're just don't.

It's just that man RVZ guy spamming a lot. How's the e-dating going? I'm not e-dating anymore, I'm in a relationship. I thought it was funny, I got some comments complaining that Um, I don't, I don't make videos showing Thailand, and I just do live streams in, in my apartment, in my closet. Because if I made like a Thailand travel video, it won't get views, so I feel like it— there's no point. Has Pia crashed?

Oh no, I'm still here. Oh, I was just checking my phone. Where are we gonna go now?

Um, is there anything flashing? Oh, there's birds. Maybe there's something floating there. Are you seeing this?

Yeah, the, the battle thing.

I wonder what that is. Oh, oh, I see the birds. It's right next to us. It's too dark, I can't see anything. I need to pivot, turn around a bit. Why is there scary music?

I don't know, it seemed like there was some encounter, but there's nothing here.

It's just barrels.

Let me grab this stuff. Oh, I can't even grab that.

Just loot it and then drop it. It's got some firebombs in it. Wow, 22 cannonballs in this one.

Nice. George's barrel.

I'm just moving the cannonballs into our barrel thing.

Oh yeah, because we lost all of our stuff too.

Okay, that should be enough. Oh, there's a pirate cloud in the sky.

There you go. So, um, yeah, if there's one drink from Starbucks you'd like to order right now, what would it be and why? Um, maybe some kind of like Vanilla coffee, or maybe that brown sugar one that they do.

That's a random question. Yeah, do you get Starbucks a lot?

Um, not very often.

Isn't it like £10 for one coffee?

Yeah, I think it's like £5.

£5?

I make iced coffee at home though.

Where are the ships? I lost where the cloud is. Can you see the cloud?

Just up ahead on the left.

That's like a mushroom cloud. Why does it look like a mushroom cloud? There was a ship A ghost ship cloud. It's gone now. Oh, there it is behind us. It's not a weird question, I'm making conversation. Yeah, it's better conversation than these weird people spamming. Maybe I'll time out these people.

That's true.

I need some mods. Timeout 6,000 seconds. How many minutes is that? And Man RVZ, you have to be timed out, I'm afraid.

I don't know where my controller died, but I think it's fine.

What's fine?

Um, my controller turned off, but I don't know if it died or if it just disconnected.

Uh-oh.

So you can't move?

No, I, I I reconnected it and it seemed fine.

I hate when you're sailing, the massive sail blocks your view. Why don't they put the steering wheel at the front of the ship? It'd be like driving a car and then the steering wheel was in the back.

Patrick.

I can't find these ships. We're sailing right under it. Did you fix your controller?

Yeah, it seems to be working, so make it Not like that tree.

Oh, there's a ship. Should we go and ram them?

Is there any way of telling? Yeah. Oh, I jumped off the ship.

Wait for the mermaid guy. Because the rudder is at the back, that's why they put the steering wheel at the back. Or why couldn't they make like a long connecting thing for the steering wheel and the rudder? Let's put the rudder at the front then. And why don't they put cannons at the front instead of just facing the side?

Yeah, because then you can't shoot in the forward or backward direction.

Strange. They could at least have 2 cannons pointing forwards or backwards.

Yeah, that would be good, at least at the front.

Is that— I think that's an NPC ship.

The one behind the rock?

Yeah. Have you tried Midnight Ghost Hunt? Have you heard of that?

Oh my God, I just fell off again. I'm not used to the controller.

You fell off again.

Yeah, it's fine.

Has anyone else watched Cyberpunk Edgerunners? I just finished watching it yesterday. It was really good. Have you seen it?

I saw a little bit of it, but not properly.

The beginning was kind of boring. It just seemed like violent action, like a dumb violent action show, but it gets pretty good midway.

Yeah, I think a lot of people like it.

The ending was really cool. It was just like Game of Thrones where they just kill off all the characters though. But the, the action scenes are pretty cool. I like how gory it is.

Yeah, it's a Cyberpunk game, but I don't think it's very similar to the game, is it?

Well, I don't know. It is like the game because they shoot stuff and kill each other. It's like a, like a side— what's that word— spin-off, spin-off series of the game. But in an anime.

Did you play much of the game?

I played for like 1 hour to make a video. I didn't like it. It just felt— didn't feel good. You played quite a lot of it, didn't you?

Yeah.

You used to stream it.

Yeah, I played it for a few hours, but I kind of got bored after. I didn't actually play it after the stream.

I watched Chris Broad play it with that Premier 2 guy on Twitch. It was pretty funny. I feel like it's more fun to watch than to play yourself. I don't know where to go. There's nothing of interest that's popping up.

Yeah, I guess we could look on the map if there's anything. Oh, there's a— the player ship behind us is like one of those, um, ones with the red flag and they've got all the—

Is it like a PvP thing?

Kind of far away from us now. Yeah, I thought they were closer, but they're kind of far south now. There's a fortress just sort of ahead, so we could do another one of those.

Ahead of us?

Um, just to the right a little bit.

Where is it now?

Um, let me check. Yeah, just, um, forward.

Oh, there's a ship there. Is that someone's ship? Can you see it?

Oh yeah.

What should we do? They might be busy in the fortress. We could sneak on board and then steal their stuff.

Yeah, sink their ship.

Oh, they've got treasure. Oh, there's someone on their ship. Oh, they're taking the treasure. Should we leave them alone or what?

Um, I don't know if we could take them. I think they're gonna attack us or not.

I think they just want to go and sell their stuff. Yeah. Oh wait, they're turning around. Oh, now they're shooting us.

Oh no, stop shooting!

I didn't know what button—

idiots! I wonder if they heard me. Now they're chasing us.

Oh, did you get a bunch of gold?

D'accord. Ouais.

I think they're leaving us alone.

Wait, they're leaving?

Yeah.

I guess they're going to the Zelda spot, maybe?

Oh, there's a flashing ship over there. Maybe that's a ghost ship. Do you think Rainbow Six works on your tablet?

Yeah, I think I did see that it was on the American Pass too. Have you played that lately?

No, I haven't played it since I was in Manchester. Maybe it'll be more fun. Oh my God, what's that? Look to the right.

Oh yeah.

They look huge. Just appeared out of nowhere. Oh, there's 2 ships now. Um, rubber banding.

No, I'm gonna ram it.

And then— I need to eat.

Hey, they've got those special bombs.

Yeah, the magic things. Well, we're leaking loads. I can't see anything, so dark. Oh my God, I need help! Where are you?

Um, I'm just shooting them. I think I've got like 10 shots. Oh, we're really sinking.

Yeah, quick, get the bucket! Oh, that was close, nearly sunk. It's too dark.

Yeah, I don't know if I should turn my brightness up more again.

Yeah, well, all the, the gamma thing, gamma setting. Where's our— oh, I'm dead. Can you res me?

Oh no, wait, wait.

Where's our food? Uh, I don't know what the button—

maybe triangle. Triangle. Yeah, where's our food?

Ouch.

Food barrel. What? I blacked out.

Knocked me over.

Yeah, knocked me over too.

I think it's sinking.

Small one.

Hey, I've got one. Maybe we can do this. Where's the other one, Gareth?

It's behind us.

Oh yeah.

Well, I think it's—

no. Running out of cannonballs.

I think I've got some in my inventory.

I think it's sinking. Oh, it's sinking.

It sunk.

Maybe there's more.

Yeah. Oh, it's over there.

Oh, there's another one! Oh my— did you see that?

Oh my God.

It spawned right under us. I'm coming. Oh, we're sinking! Oh, where are you? I'm still on the ship, but yeah, we're sinking. RIP. I need— are you dead?

Uh, no, I'm just It's kind of like fighting.

Get your bucket. I think we're dead. Yeah, we're sunk. Ah, how did we sink so quick?

Goodbye, ship.

I'm not sure what it's doing for me. Oh wait, I just have a black screen for ages.

Did you lag or something?

I don't think so, but now my controller's being weird, like it just keeps facing up. I think that's why on the ship it was doing that. Wait, let me go reconnect it.

Okay.

Okay, it was really weird. It kept, um, forcing me to look up.

Hmm, we haven't gotten any loot. This is not great.

I think maybe my controller is dead and it just keeps turning off, but then it keeps working again. I'm not sure I can charge it at the same time.

Is it wireless?

Yeah.

I only recently found out mine is wireless. I had it connected with a wire the whole time.

Is it an Xbox One?

Yeah.

Maybe we should head to an outpost so we can get more supplies and stuff.

Yeah, or we can go back and fight those ships.

Oh, there's one not very far away.

An outpost? Yeah, but the ship cloud is just there. Maybe it's the same one, the ghost ship cloud.

Oh wait, we do. We've got— oh, because we, um, we respawned.

We've got Yeah, should have about 40.

Oh, I just got like 5 ads on the screen.

Yeah, they're still there, that ghost ship. I think that's where we sunk.

It'll be the same battle. Well, we have to get our stuff back.

We didn't really have anything anyway.

Oh no, I mean like the other treasures from the ship that we bought.

Oh yeah.

My controller keeps disconnecting a lot. I don't know if I should try and find a charger.

For the controller?

Yeah.

Can't you just plug it in?

Maybe. Yeah, I guess I could plug it into my tablet, or I could just like plug it into a power bank and then it won't be connected to the tablet.

Are you watching? I zoomed in on your face. Oh, there's stuff here. Oh, it's just barrels. Maybe we can take some stuff.

Yeah.

Where's it gone?

What's it done?

Oh, we went straight past it.

Yeah, it's right behind us. I think I need to go try and find a cable. Okay.

This is just a USB cable.

Um, it's like a mini USB one.

I hate that. Why do they use those? My Xbox controller has a mini USB and my mouse.

Yeah, they should switch to USB-C. Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay. Imagine the Thai girl finds out you're chatting with her. Imagine the drama. I don't think she would mind. I can say I've got a female friend. She has male friends. She pretty— hasn't had sex with them though. Do I still have Ethereum? No, Ethereum was one of my best trades, actually. I made like 110% gains and I thankfully sold it all. I think I sold it around 1,800 when I bought it around 1,000. Never touching crypto again. Now I've got mostly gold. Pia, come back! We're being attacked. Where's she gone? Fine, do it myself.

Ouch.

Oh, Pia died. Oops.

I did—

You died. We're under attack.

Okay, I've got my cable. I'm just gonna try and plug it into my power bank.

Okay.

Okay, I think that should be fine now.

It's working?

Yeah, I'm hoping it's still charging.

Okay.

Well, I've got it connected to I'm gonna try ramming it.

Ahem.

It's so satisfying doing that. I think we're leaking a lot.

Oh no. You okay?

Yeah, I think it's— oh, we're leaking here. Leaking again. I think it's fine now.

Oh, I think— yeah, we're fine.

Where'd they go? Oh, they sink. Is that them? There's a sinking ship over there. Oh yeah, maybe you accidentally sank them. I only hit them a few times.

What?

Lucky.

Now where's he gone? It said scuttled skeleton ship. What does that mean? Oh, it's back.

Yeah, I think there's more.

Oh, there's 2 now. Yeah, we did sink one. You can see the loot.

Wait, are we sinking again? Oh no.

Yeah, kind of.

I'll try and bail. I just started dancing.

Yeah, me too. Run out of cannonballs at the worst time.

Oh, we're gonna crash into this rock. I think I've got some in my inventory.

No, I have Cannonballs.

It's just I needed to get them from the barrel.

Oh, did I teleport?

What's that?

No, I, I just was suddenly on the top of the ship. Hello, Mayo. Imagine if the Thai girl finds out you're chatting with her. Imagine the drama. Yeah, what if she ends up finding your channel?

I don't know, that's what I'm Scared of.

Um, and I woke up at like 2 AM, so I'm not too bad.

I keep coughing. Oh, I fell off the ship.

What did you say?

I fell off the ship. Keep repairing.

We've only got we only got one wood left.

Uh, where are they? Oh, I've got 2 wood anymore. Um. I think we're gonna sink. Is there no wood in the barrel? Oh no.

Uh, no, I've only got one left.

I think we're gonna sink.

Yeah, I think so. I guess just give up.

Yeah, try and board the ship. I don't know what else we can do. I've boarded that ship. Where are you?

I don't know if I can catch up.

There's one behind you. I think you can catch up. Yeah, keep spamming square. Yeah, we're safe here, but if we go on board, we're gonna get shot. Where are you? Oh, you went on the deck.

I'm, I'm on the ship now.

I think there's too many of them. Oh, I fell down a hole.

Oh yeah, the same thing.

Oh, there's food here. They're sinking too. There's a lot of water. I need ammo.

I need food.

There's food over here in this barrel.

Oh, in a barrel? I'm literally about to die.

They're gonna sink. Oh, there's so much treasure. I want it.

Oh no, I died. Can you res me?

I'm stuck. I'm gonna die too. Where are you? They're all chasing me. I'm gonna jump off because they're sinking and I can't get any food. They're sinking.

Oh, Fish asked, um, can you swim? Did you mean can I swim like in the game or in real life?

Probably in the game. Oh, they're not sinking anymore.

Oh, I got spawned back at a new ship.

Okay.

I'm just watching on the screen.

I think they've repaired. I heard skeletons can repair, but they can't bail water out.

Yeah, I think they just keep respawning. They respawn in the morning too, so you can't kill them all.

Yeah, you have to put a hole in it and then stop them from repairing it, and then they'll sink.

Yeah.

We can take down a few, but then they spawn more, and then it's too much.

Yeah.

Oh, so he said do you want to emergency siren?

I think it's coming from me, from outside.

Yeah, I, I, I thought I heard it too.

Just an ambulance or something.

Oh, there's a hideout.

Hmm, we don't have anything to sell. We got no loot. No, they don't sell anything.

We've got no treasure so far.

At least we didn't lose much money. You lost some money from the supplies.

I think I've got quite a lot though. I've still got, oh, 100 188k.

There's nothing interesting to buy. We already decorated my ship. Maybe you could buy a ship as well. I think 188k is enough.

How much is it?

Get ready, we'll take them this time.

Wait till we're a bit closer. Too high.

Why are they not shooting us?

I don't know. Nice shot. How'd I got that shot?

Yeah.

Oh, I don't have any cannonballs left. We've got the fire bombs. I've got some. Wait, I thought they were sinking.

I put 8 cannonballs in the barrel.

Okay.

Oh, they've got a flashing red thing in the captain's room.

Where is it flashing?

No, they've got like a ruby in the back. Why are they running away?

Strange.

Are they sinking? Maybe shoot, shoot again. I don't think so.

I don't think I can angle it right from here. Wait, wait a second. Okay.

His friend's coming.

I'll have to use the white ones on this one. I think you might be out now.

Oh.

They nearly hit us with 3 cannonballs. They just rammed each other.

If this is the same battle from before, maybe We've got a chance. These might be the last ones.

Yeah, they just rammed each other, so they're probably taking a lot of damage.

Oh yeah, I think that one's sinking.

Oh yeah.

Okay, I think it looks fine. Maybe we could try and get cannonballs from their ship.

Yeah, I've still got 7 and a few firebombs.

I think he's pretty far.

Oh.

Where's the hole?

Oh, it's at the front.

Boom! Does that mean we did it? Because there was some music.

I think we sunk them.

Yeah.

Quick repair before we sink.

That was so lucky.

Good job. Where's the loot? Well, we just missed that rock by a tiny bit. Oh, the loot's here, I think. Oh, I can see shinies, shiny stuff in the sea.

Almost done with repairs, I think. You want me to help grab it?

Yeah. Whoa, there's loads!

Oh, there's a cannonball! Oh wait, no, that's just wood or something.

I just need to turn a little bit.

Is that enough?

Wow.

Yeah, I think that's fine. Mini chest.

Hope we can get it back to an outpost. Oh, I fell off the stupid boat. Can you harpoon me?

Uh, yes, one second. It takes the thing off. Oh, grab the chest. No, it's not letting me. I'm being—

Oh, we're sinking.

Are we?

I think we're in a storm.

I'm pretty quick.

There's a hole here. Do you have any wood?

Uh, I've got 2. Wait, where is it? Oh, there's one here.

Oh, we got a key.

Oh no, is it for one of the chests? Yeah, like the—

oh yeah, the Ashen's key. So much.

Yeah, almost.

We're not sinking, are we?

Uh, let me check. It's so dark though, you barely see anything. No, we're completely fine. Okay, there's another chest, um, Bell here. Let me grab it. I have a key.

Can you hear whispering? I don't think so. It's like a weird sound. Oh yeah, I can hear it. It's like whispering. Let's go to Reaper's Hideout.

Someone gifted a sub to someone else.

Is there more stuff?

I don't think so.

I think we got enough stuff, so we have to go right.

What does Penfella mean by Peppa Pig hours?

Peppa Pig? What?

Yeah, someone in the chat said it has to take hours.

What's that? Oh, I got a sub. Anonymous has gifted a sub to AshTheCrash. Wow, my first sub of the day.

So we're really close to the hideout.

Yeah, I want to see how much money we get from this loot. If only it was real money.

That'd be nice. Did you do that sound effect?

Yeah, did you hear it?

Yeah.

Perfect parking. Do we have any wood? Maybe I shouldn't crash.

I've only got one left.

I'll be careful. Where's the hideout thing?

Do we not have any other wood left?

I don't think so.

At least all of the stuff is here, so if we just take it off—

Yeah. Whoa, there's stuff floating.

Someone else gifted a sub too.

Oh yeah. To Fish-Shaped Waffle. Now they have— they get no ads now that they're subbed. 2 people get to enjoy ad-free viewing. You can get those floating things.

Oh yeah. Oh, I'll just grab one. Oh, they're just supply crates.

Yeah, but we need supplies. We need wood.

Oh, the cannonball is empty. I think they're just crates that someone ditched.

Oh, something glowing on the beach.

Oh, where?

I got it. Golden Reliquary. I think that's okay parking. Now we've got to take everything off.

You think I should just give up with bucketing and then just grab the stuff quickly?

Are we sinking?

Um, I, I bailed it a little, but it's gonna keep sinking because there's a hole.

Ah, search the barrels on the island.

Oh yeah, good idea.

There should be some wood somewhere. What's my new Discord? Um, I need to link it. I think the link expired. I don't know why it keeps doing that.

I think you can edit the link so it doesn't expire.

I did, but it still expires.

Oh, that's weird.

I don't get it.

I can't find any wood.

Maybe there's some in the chests floating. No, they're all empty. Oh, 17.

Nice.

Why can't I pick it up? I can't pick it up. The X thing just It goes around, then it stops going around.

Maybe I can have another look on the island.

Try picking up this crate. It's full of stuff. This one.

Oh, it doesn't even show up for me, like, to press the button.

I can't take the stuff inside and I can't pick up the chest. Maybe it's bugged.

Yeah, maybe, maybe it is. I'm just gonna have another look over here.

I'll keep bailing.

Okay, all of the barrels are broken and I can't— there's nothing in them. Oh, I found a barrel, but it's just got bombs in it. Every barrel has just got kind of balls or bombs.

Yeah, I unlocked the Ashens chest. It's got a Magma's Grail, Roaring Goblet.

Nice.

I found one, I found one. We're fine.

Oh, I got another sub. Thanks, Anonymous. Anonymous is gifting everyone. Is the ship fixed?

Yeah, I fixed it. So I think it's fine now.

Nice. I'll drop them off at the front. I think it's faster.

Okay, should I, should I just grab them?

Yeah.

Oh wait, we need a key for this one. I think we got 2 keys.

Yeah, there's a key here. Ah, found the key. I think that's everything. Yeah. I didn't make that much money. I think I've made 20,000 gold now.

Yeah, um, yeah, I think I had like 200 and— no, I had 190k around about that before, and I have 215.

Being a pirate doesn't seem very lucrative. Invest the money. It would be— it would be interesting if you could invest the money into upgrading your ship, but you can't upgrade the ship apart from buying flags and skins.

No.

The game would be so addictive if you could actually use the money to make yourself more powerful. Like, they could add some, some big crane or like a crate thing that carries all the chests so you don't have to take them one by one.

Yeah, that would be useful. They do have that harpoon gun sometimes. But it's not in most places.

Oh yeah, I don't know why they don't add interesting stuff. This game's been out for ages. I think it came out 2014, and all they do is add skins and costumes. Missed opportunity. I took the key. I wait. I've unlocked it.

Okay, good. Yeah. Is that everything?

I think so. So I made.

30K.

All that for 30K. Not too bad. Oh, there's a red skull. Maybe we can go there. It's just straight ahead.

You want to check it out?

Yeah. Whoops. Okay, how much wood did you get? Enough wood?

I've got 4 left. Okay. Um, yeah. So someone asked if you're cooking more.

If I practice cooking?

Yeah.

Yeah, but my cooking's the same. I just get some meat and I get some vegetables and then I add some sauce. I was using the air fryer for a while when I was home. I just put everything into the air fryer, put some salt.

Same.

Do you want to try making that broccoli that you made?

What broccoli?

Um, you just put the broccoli— it's just broccoli in the air fryer, but whenever I made it before, it would always get really charred because I'd put it on full heat.

I think I put it at 180 degrees or 170.

Yeah.

So it cooks in the middle. I like that broccoli. It's not like normal broccoli, it's like that long, long broccoli. It goes crispy. Oh, I got another sub! Wow, nearly have 10 subs now.

What happens if you get all 10?

Nothing, I just set 10 as a Goal. That's cool, the, the goal shows up in the chat, says 6 out of 10. Meat, vegetable, and sauce, that's what all good cooks do. Isn't that basically just what cooking is? Meat, vegetable, and then some sauce. I guess you could marinate the meat to make it more advanced. Oh, we're leaking by the map table.

Oh yeah.

Is this Monkey Island? It looks like Monkey Island. This is what Monkey Island should have been if they just had Guybrush and LeChuck. It looks like Monkey Island and it also has zombie pirates and skeleton pirates.

Oh yeah, I realized there's a place called Monkey Island pretty close to me.

What, in real life or in the game?

Yeah, in, in real life.

Monkey Island.

I've never been there though. I think it's just like a park. I don't know if there's actual monkeys.

There were loads of monkeys in Malaysia. We went to these caves and there was this big monkey. He tried grabbing my bag. He tore a hole in my Uniqlo bag. And then my sister's boyfriend bought some bananas and all these monkeys were flocking around us.

They're quite friendly.

I don't know about friendly. They seemed kind of aggressive. They just try and grab whatever looks like food. So if you've got a plastic bag or something.

Yeah. Have you seen any monkeys in Thailand?

No, just the zoo. We went to a zoo. They had some weird-looking monkey. It looked like it was wearing a really long furry cape.

What?

It had like a, like a long I don't know, like its fur around its shoulders was really long.

Oh, I thought he was wearing like an actual cape.

No.

Like they were just dressing them up.

That would be so cruel, they dressed up the monkeys. We went to a theme park, but we didn't ride anything apart from, uh, these little boat things where you pedal it. We went on that.

I thought that you didn't like going on rides.

I don't. So we didn't go on any of the roller coasters or the spinny things. We just went to the haunted house, the 4D experience. movie thing and the little pedal boats. Oh, and the snow world. They had like this snow world where it was really cold and they had snow inside of it. Then you— That's all kind of cool. You get coats and boots to go in there. It's funny seeing all the Thai people having this experience of seeing what it's like to be cold.

Is it just constantly humid there?

Yeah, it's humid all day long. Today's quite nice because it's cloudy. It's gonna rain, I think. But when it's clear skies, it's horrible being outside. It's so hot. And then I, I look really moody and fed up when I'm hot. And then the Thai girl was like, are you okay? Why don't you talk? So I look really fed up. In the car, I don't speak a lot either. She thinks I'm upset.

Isn't it quite hard to communicate?

Okay.

Yeah, it's so hard. I have to speak really slowly and then she doesn't understand half the time. We have to use Google Translate a lot. Even if I ask something simple like, do we Are we are we going to get new towels from the hotels? She didn't understand at all. Oh, where the red skull? What happens? Oh, is it that green and red thing?

Yeah, there's something in the water. I don't know if that's a ship. Oh, it's a sunken ship.

We crashed into it. I can't see a thing, it's so dark. The wreck of the Siren's Gale.

Maybe if I turn the light off in the room, then I'll be able to see the screen better.

I'm gonna try turn the brightness up in settings.

Yeah, I did, I did turn up the brightness quite a bit, but I'm just scared it will use a lot of battery because I've already got the brightness over half. Okay, I can see better. It's kind of nice being in the dark anyway.

I don't see a brightness setting in the game. Is it HUD? No.

Um, I just adjusted the brightness like on my tablet itself.

Oh, I want to turn the brightness up in the game. Video settings. No, I don't see a brightness setting thing.

I feel like it should be in video, maybe, but it's not. There's only like one setting in there.

It gets brighter when you go underwater for some reason.

Not sure what we're supposed to be finding here. Oh wait, there's a chest.

There should be a good chest at the bottom. Did you find the chest?

Yeah, I, I put it on the ship.

Oh, there's more chests at the bottom. I keep lagging. Reaper's chest. Oh, we got this last time, remember? And then it disappeared from our ship.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm drowning.

I don't think it's supposed to do that.

I think you get quite a lot of gold for the Reaper's Chest, like 10k maybe.

You start drowning so quickly in this game.

Yeah, I think there's just a Skull left at the bottom, and then we go back to Reaper's Hideout.

Yeah, I grabbed I grabbed the skull, but I'm just trying to get out. Trying not to drown.

I think if you let go of the item, it'll just float to the top, and then you can sprint swim.

I'm still trying to get out of the ship. Ah. I don't have any more food either. I think I'm gonna die. I died.

Oops.

Where's the skull?

Um, it's sort of in the hole somewhere. Like between 2 of the levels.

Hmm.

So someone asked, how did you two meet?

Um, who, me and you?

I messaged Daniel like— yeah, I think I messaged you like 3 years ago or something, like I joined Discord.

Yeah. Why are you a skeleton?

I'm a skeleton.

Look, look on the stream.

Wait, let me look on the—

oh, what?

Why am I— that's weird. We keep spinning around. Which way are we going? East.

Did you get the skull?

No, can't be bothered. It's probably just worth 1,000. You're not still dead, are you? How are you a skeleton?

I don't know, maybe I'll Google it. Why am I a skeleton? Oh, apparently it's just a bug.

Oh, that's weird. It's pretty funny.

Apparently it's just, um, player by player, so maybe other people wouldn't see me as one.

Uh-oh.

And where are we going to now?

Reaper's Hideout. Do we still have the chest? Oh yeah, still there.

Yeah, I think we've got a couple of things. Hey, the mask is broken.

Oh yeah.

Am I still a skeleton?

Yeah.

Because for me, my hands look normal.

Oh, that's weird. I guess it doesn't really matter.

I think I'm getting sick.

You're getting sick?

Like, in real life.

Oh, how?

You have a sore throat?

No, I don't know if it's like a— I think it's like a fever or like a sinus infection or something, because yeah, my, my throat's kind of weird and I keep feeling kind of hot. Someone asked if you've been boating IRL.

Kind of. When I went to that theme park, we did the pedal boat, the swan boats. Where you pedal.

Yeah, I've been on those before. Dorothy said it's COVID. I don't know if it's COVID. I don't have a cough or anything. It's more just like a cold because my nose keeps running too.

Hmm, probably just a cold.

Yeah.

Everyone here still wears masks even outside. It's like Japan.

Yeah, no one here wears them anymore.

I don't wear them either. Me and the Thai girl, we go out and we're the only ones not wearing a mask. No one cares. No one says anything. I think in Japan you could just go around not wearing a mask and no one's gonna tell you off, but Japanese people are so pressured into doing whatever everyone else is doing.

Actually, I saw a video online and there was some Japanese person getting mad at a foreigner for not wearing a mask.

Oh, I watched Trash Taste. They were talking about it. They were saying now the foreigners are coming to Japan again, nearly all of the— none of the foreigners are wearing masks, and then the Japanese are going to start blaming foreigners if cases start going up. They'll be like, oh, it's because we let foreigners come back in. I think it's a waste of time. If you're not coughing or sneezing, then what's the point wearing a mask?

Yeah.

And then if you're coughing and sneezing, then you should be at home anyway.

I think that it doesn't actually stop the droplets, it just sort of like prevents it from going further.

Yeah, but some of the rules are dumb. Like, you have to wear a mask, but then when you go into a restaurant and sit down, you can take the mask off because you have to eat. But you gotta wear the mask when you walk from the entrance to the table. So in, in the plane when I went to Malaysia, they made us wear masks, but then when it was time to eat, we could take the mask off.

Hmm.

If you're coughing, then you'd be coughing when you eat and you'd be spreading it then. And I still got sick on the aeroplane. When I got back from Malaysia, I was sick for like 4 weeks.

Yeah, I remember that.

My voice went all weird. And I heard that you're not even allowed to talk on public transport. That Connor was saying that He and Chris were trying to speak and then they kept getting told off because apparently when you speak it blows out particles. And they did this comparison—

In Japan?

Yeah, in Japan. They did this comparison where when Japanese people speak in Japanese and they put tissue paper in front of their mouth, it blows out less air than when you speak in English. So they were saying, oh look, when you speak in English It blows out more air compared to when you speak in Japanese. Malaysia was pretty strict about masks. They wouldn't let you into shopping centers without a mask, and they, they made you use this app. They had to keep checking the app.

Oh yeah, like the track and trace thing.

Yeah. I don't know what they were checking.

They stopped using that here.

Seems silly. You used to have to write down your name and your, your address and phone number when you went into a restaurant in the UK. I just put a fake number, couldn't be bothered. Where's the hideout? We went past it. What's the goal of this game? The goal is to make money by either searching for treasure on islands or fighting skeleton ships. Why is the ship creaking? Are we flooding? I think we're in a storm.

I think it's, um, the storm. I've only got one wood left though.

Oh, what? What was that? I think something blew up.

Yeah, I got hit.

Is that lightning? It was so close to the Reaper's hideout. I want to sell the Reaper's chest. Hit by lightning. If I go back to Japan, I think I just won't wear the mask. I'm just gonna park the ship here.

We ran out of wood.

I'm taking the chest. Okay, so you are going to Japan? Well, only if the Thai girlfriend thing doesn't work out, but she seems to really like me. What, that was it? We got 35 blue coins for the Reaper's chest.

There's, um, this chest too.

I don't even know what the blue coins are for.

I think you can, um, buy the missions.

Do I enjoy Japan? Yeah, I like Japan. It's nice. I kind of miss the food. It's just funny because when I lived there, I hated the food. Yeah, you were complaining about it. Our ship sunk. Goodbye, ship.

There wasn't anything on there.

It's getting stuck. Ouch, I got hit by lightning. Japan is nice for randomly walking around and finding cool stuff. I don't really feel like that in Bangkok. Bangkok's not nice to walk around. It's too noisy. Too many big busy roads everywhere. Oh, I got another sub.

Aren't people really outgoing in Thailand? Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so. For example, our car got clamped because she parked on a white line, and then we were walking around trying to find a taxi because she had to go to the police station to pay the fine. Then this random woman who was selling peanuts on the road helped us. She let me sit on her plastic stool. I feel like that wouldn't happen in Japan. They wouldn't just randomly talk to a stranger and help them out.

Yeah, actually, I saw this video of Japan where this person was just having like a full-on mental breakdown, like screaming in public, and no one was paying any attention at all.

Yeah, people don't help strangers in Japan. That Gimme a Break Man used to talk about this a lot. He would say someone could be getting beaten up and no one would help or step in, and then he would step in, but then he would get in trouble with the police even though he was helping. So then he stopped stepping in. Japan's weird. They just keep themselves to themselves. They don't want to get involved. I mean, I wouldn't either if I saw someone getting beaten up. What am I gonna do? I don't want to get beaten up. It's like in Netherlands, that guy didn't help me when I was getting beaten up because he was smaller than the guy who was attacking me. I wish there was nice weather. Why is it always raining and dark?

Yeah, it's so dark.

It's been dark almost the whole time. People getting free gift subs, they don't have to watch the 6 ads in a row.

How many subs is that now?

I think he gave 5 subs. He gave one to Sprizzies, Darethi, um, LHWII, Fish-Shaped Waffle, and Ash the Crash. Okay, where should we go?

Um, I don't know. We probably need to get more supplies because we're completely out of wood. Oh wait, no, we respawned, so—

Yeah, there's a green tornado. I wonder what that is. Let's just go into that, see what happens. Where's he gone? I think it's just a storm. Maybe it's not a good idea. What if Thai girl hears you talking to Pia? the door. She can't come up into the building because she needs this plastic key thing and I have it. So when she comes home, I go down to pick her up.

Is she at work?

Yeah, yesterday she came home at 10. Today she's coming home at 6. It's kind of awkward. She comes home, she asks me what I did all day, and I just say, played video games and watched anime.

Is she fine with that?

Does she what? Oh, is she fine with it?

Is she like fine with it?

I guess so. I mean, I'm paying for everything, so it's not like she's paying for everything and I'm just sitting around sponging. I paid for all the food, all the rent, Now I've got to pay her petrol as well.

Wasn't she asking you to pay the petrol and the toll fee?

Yeah, for the motorway, but I think she decided not to use the motorway. She uses the normal road, which takes longer. She did buy me some t-shirts yesterday. I think she should pay for the petrol because I'm paying for the rent. The petrol is not that much, but she is driving like 2 hours every day. She works like 6 days a week. They work so much in Thailand. They have 2 jobs, work 6 days a week, ATMs at 10 PM, and then they don't even make that much money. I think she makes like £500 a month.

That's not much.

Oh, have I stopped being a skeleton now?

Oh yeah, I wonder if Chihiro got annoyed because she was working 2 jobs all day long and then she'd come home and then I was just livestreaming and playing video games, but I was making twice what she was making.

Probably kind of frustrating.

Maybe she stopped whining and just let me make stuff. concentrate on making content.

Oh, I had an interview earlier.

What for?

Um, for a coffee shop. I don't know if it went well or not.

Did they ask you questions like, why do you want to work here?

Yeah, they asked that, and they asked like a bunch of really weird questions, like different scenarios.

Like what?

Um, like name a time when you're out of your comfort zone, or when you worked in a team, or When you had to like deal with complaints or something.

I don't see the point of the do you work well on a team question. You're not gonna say no. You're gonna say yes because you want the job. I'm not gonna say no, I usually fall out with everyone and I like doing things my own way and I don't follow the rules.

I don't know if I gave the wrong answer to one question when they asked, um, what would I do if someone was being rude, like a coworker? And I just said I wouldn't— like, I'd just be nice to them anyway and just carry on. And they were like, you wouldn't talk to them? Like, it's not really any of my business.

Slap. Give them a good slap. Tell them to get a grip. Why doesn't she pay for it herself if she has a job? She says she has no money because she spent it all on her house. I'm hoping that when she gets her next paycheck, she'll start paying for stuff. She said she wants to sell her house.

Sell the house?

Yeah, the Taiga.

What would she What do you do then?

Just live with me, I guess.

What if you just randomly leave and then she's just stuck there, but then the lease runs out?

I don't know. I can't run away because if I— what do I do with the keys? She won't be able to get in if I just left. She would have to contact the hotel person, I guess, and get them to let her in. So I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this. It's not as easy as just packing myself and leaving like it was with Chihiro. Oh, I got another sub.

Wow, Rune66.

was gifted by Anonymous. 2 more subs and then I reach my goal. I'm starving.

Oh wow.

Why do I go for older women? It's not like I choose older women. I'd prefer it if she was 25 instead of 35. You just have to Take what you get sometimes. Oh, another sub! Lots of penguins. Can we get one more?

No.

Am I in favor of full automation? Do you think most people would be better off as NEETs with a basic income? I think the world would collapse if that happened because no one would work.

Yeah.

I think it's better if people get a job and work so I don't have to. Wow, sub goal met! There's only 30 people watching, so if you get gifted, there's a high chance you get gifted. Oh, there's a fortress.

It says 42 for me.

It says 42. It says 36 for me on Twitch, but then it says 29 on Streamlabs. Oh yeah, 42 when I refresh it.

I think most people wouldn't really be able to cope if they didn't have jobs because like the average person doesn't really do Yeah, I think it's like my mum.

She always complains saying that she'd be so bored if she didn't have a job because having a job gives you so many things to do. You get a social life as well, you make friends, it gives you like a purpose, which I think is good.

I think it's I don't get why people say they're depressed when they're not working.

I, I think I did feel less depressed when I was working at the petrol station, but then I was stressed out with having to deal with people.

Yeah.

But I definitely felt like I had something to do And it felt good to earn the money and to finish a shift and make the money. But I just couldn't stand that stupid Nepalese guy. He was so irritating. If it wasn't for him, I actually enjoyed working there.

I only ever had—

What was that?

No, it's fine. Um, I was gonna say I've only ever had like one proper job. I only worked there for a couple weeks.

What was it doing?

Um, it was like telephone camera thing. It was just, you know, those annoying people that call you and it's like, do you want home improvement?

Yeah, it's like Chihiro's job.

Yeah, that really sucks. But what I would do is just, because you're supposed to call them for so long, and I would always call them for a bit and then just hang up because I didn't want to talk to Yeah, I would suck at that.

I don't like disturbing people. I always fell out with everyone at every job I had because I never want to do things their way. I want to do things my own way, and they usually think it's a dumb way.

Oh yeah, like the boxes.

Yeah. Oh wow, I'm getting so many subs from Anonymous. Thanks for supporting the stream. I usually find shortcuts To, to do things like cutting those holes in the box. But then people think it's weird, and I guess it is kind of weird because usually a normal person would just unstack the boxes and open the box and take the stuff out. I just decided to cut a little window into the side of the box. I'm out of ammo.

Yeah, I found some though. And it's difficult aiming on controller.

What's wrong with tried and true? I think there's better ways of doing certain things, but people would say, oh, that's a lazy way, you're taking a shortcut, cutting corners.

But if it works better, then I don't see the problem.

Yeah.

I like to do a lot of things in a weird way, I guess. Like, um, when I have coffee, instead of using a spoon to take the coffee grains out, I just— I tip them out into the cup. My mum hates it when I do that. It really triggers her. She thinks I'm gonna spill all the coffee grains out, but I do it gently so it comes out in a controlled way. Whoa, something blow up.

They might.

What? You lagged.

Yeah, but I think it's fine.

Thai wife is busy at the bars. No, my Thai girls are high-class educated women. I don't get how she has no money though. This is why I don't want to buy a house. It's like it ties you down. I'm dead. Did you blow me up? Something exploded.

Wait, let me try my D.

Watch out, the boss is next to you.

Damn, got on fire.

Died to NPCs. Yeah, we'll respawn at the ship.

Oh no.

I respawned on some island. Did someone sink our ship?

I don't think so. I think it's just that everyone died.

We should have spawned at our ship that was at the fortress. I think someone did, and then they blew up the gunpowder cake because I died straight away. I had full health.

Do you remember where the fortress was?

No, it was called— I forgot what it was called. Crest. Sea Crest Lord. I don't know. Am I playing on the Steam Deck? No, my 17-inch pro gamer laptop. I think this laptop has been one of my best purchases. It cost like £1,600, I think £1,800 it cost.

I think it's funny that you always specify that it's like a 17-inch gaming laptop.

It's funny what?

That you always specify that it's a 17-inch laptop. Gaming laptop.

Not a gaming laptop, it's a pro gaming laptop with RTX 3060. Definitely the best laptop I had. I've had a lot of gaming laptops now I think about it. I had those MSI gamer laptops too. What happened to them? I had that 17-inch one. I think I left it in Japan. Then I had that 15-inch one. Forgot what happened to it now. Did I leave that in Japan too?

I think he left one of them.

I think Razer is better than MSI. MSI has a better design. MSI has that silly pro gamer look. MSI looks like a MacBook. It's just square and sleek. I still think the Steam Deck is silly. Why would you choose a Steam Deck over a laptop? Because if you're going traveling, you're gonna bring a backpack. You can easily fit a laptop as octopus. Injured Kraken. Whoa, what's happening? The Kraken City, we don't even get any loot. Oh, we got gold. Uh, oh yeah, we're going to the fortress. So I don't see why you'd get a Steam Deck instead of a gaming laptop, because you can easily fit a laptop into any bag, and you can do way more with a laptop.

Yeah, the Steam Deck is cheaper though, I think, than a good laptop.

That's true. You can get a Steam Deck for £300. I don't think you can get a very good laptop for £300 to play games. So if you're like a kid or you're broke, then a Steam Deck would be a good choice.

I remember I had a laptop before that I only spent like £200 on, although I think it was because of the Black Friday sales. It would have been £300 originally, and it worked sort of okay.

Didn't it struggle playing games?

Yeah, if it was, um, like a newer game or if it was, you know, high graphics or something, but most things worked on normal.

Yeah.

It was like quite a few years back though, so probably would be more expensive now.

I wonder if this is the same fortress we died at.

Maybe.

Can't see a thing. It is the same. It's got the captain.

Nice.

Where's my cannonball?

Missed. Where is he?

Do you have any ideas of another game we could play?

Um, there are quite a lot on.

Maybe we can try Fortnite again. Fortnite was quite fun. Something where you have to gather materials and then build a base would be fun. What happened to Pia? Did she crash? Oh, she said she disconnected. It should rejoin if you reconnect. Seems like my connection's doing well. My 4G hotspot.

Ah.

Says, says you left. You have left the crew. You have left the crew.

Oops.

Hmm. Wow, I parts the ship. Perfectly. Let's jump into the back— or maybe not. Hmm. Waiting for her to reconnect. What time is it in the UK? Maybe she's sleepy. What is my daily routine like in Thailand?

Oh.

I wake up at 9, make coffee, put on YouTube, and then I brush my teeth, shave my beard, do push-ups, and then shower. And then I'm ready around 10 or 11, and then I just sit around watching YouTube all day. And then I make lunch and I play some games, then I wait For my girlfriend to come home. And then we have dinner and then we watch TV or a movie. And I do a livestream before she comes home, usually. And that is life in Thailand. So exciting. My yeast infection cleared up. Now I started washing my 5 skin. And I think I got herpes. Stupid Chihiro gave me herpes because Chihiro had herpes as well. I thought I was just getting a pimple on my lip, but I don't think you can get pimples on your lip, and it was like a cluster of little blisters that kind of dried up and then flaked off, so it wasn't like a pimple. But I don't usually get, get, get the thing on my lip very often. I had it once before, it was on my upper lip, and I couldn't really lie about it because the Thai girl studied medicine and stuff like that, so she knows what herpes is. She sussed it out straight away. I tried saying, oh, it's just a pimple, but she was like, no, I know what herpes looks like. It's all Chihiro's fault. Chihiro had herpes too, but she said she got it from when she was a kid, because you can get herpes in a non-sexual way. It's not always— it's not always a sexually transmitted thing. I think she said something like her uncle had it and then he touched, touched her. I don't know. I remember I talked about this before and then stupid Casey translated it wrongly, saying that I had an STD. Uh, Pia's back now. Change the topic. Hello?

Hello?

Oh, you're back.

At least it let me rejoin.

Yeah.

I don't know what happened. The internet went like— it connected, but then it had exclamation points. It was like connected without internet.

Yeah, mine does that too sometimes. It says connected but without internet.

Did you grab the stuff?

Yeah, it's doing that now.

Oh yeah, you were asking, um, what else we could play.

Yeah, I wonder how much Fortnite has changed since we used to play it. They added vehicles, didn't they? They have cars in it now.

I haven't played it recently. Um, there's a new season now, but I played the last one.

Maybe Overwatch. That's the popular game right now, isn't it? But it looks— I don't like Overwatch.

I've never played it.

It's just like a chaotic shooting game and then you have different characters with different abilities. Rainbow Six is way better. Rainbow Six, I like the maps and I like the way it feels tense, like you're being hunted and then you're setting up traps and stuff.

Rainbow Six is on Game Pass.

Yeah, I might install it tonight. I don't have much space. I've got to delete— Sea of Thieves is like 80 gigabytes, Elden Ring is 50. I might delete Elden Ring.

One good thing about using the cloud is that you don't have to install anything.

Oh yeah, maybe I should try it. I've just never had good experience with cloud gaming. It's always been laggy.

Your internet might not be good enough.

I've got 5G. Well, I've got 4G, sometimes 5G, so it might be good enough. I wish I could use the LiveU bonded thing for gaming. Yeah, that'd be useful. It's only Is there any more loot?

Um, I think I grabbed it all.

Okay.

Oh wait, I found a chalice. Oh, and there's one more herb crate. Okay, like devices maybe. Okay, we're done.

Okay, let's go to an outpost.

Did you say, um, the Thai girl was getting suspicious about your name?

Yeah, I think she might have seen my, my bank card has my name on it. So we were paying for stuff and then the cashier swipes the card in front of us and Using the contactsless thing. And then she was saying some weird stuff like, is your name Daniel? And I said, yeah. And she said, really? And then she asked me if I knew her name. I just said her nickname. She said, that's not my actual name, and I just said, oh, because if I start asking her what her actual name is, she might ask me back.

What?

I think most girls would choose not to date me if they saw my channel first.

Yeah, probably. It does make you look kind of weird.

Yeah.

Oh, I was gonna see if I could harpoon them, but I don't think it's in the right place.

I parked it pretty well. Look at the front bit. Oh, it's drifting away now. Says this item cannot be sold here. Set sail on a captain's ship. What? I'm not a captain because I, I joined your invite, and you're not a captain either. This guy's spamming the N-word. Ban Lee Kwan Joo. Oh, my girlfriend's messaging me. She sent me a message in Japanese saying, darling, genki.

Weird. Yeah, that's kind of odd. Can we not sell anything here?

Maybe on the docks. I can sell it to Senior Trader Mandy. The ship's so far away. I feel so nervous when I'm streaming and she messages me. I feel like she might be watching.

Does she message you in the day a lot?

Yeah, she usually messages me every day when she's at work, so it's not out of the ordinary. What time is it now?

Um, almost— it's half 6.

Half 6? It's morning.

Yeah, I should probably go in a little bit.

You're gonna go to bed?

Yeah, I think I'll have a bit more of a sleep.

Okay. Should we just sell this stuff and then finish then?

Uh, yeah, I could do.

Okay.

You know where the merchant alliances— none of these are working. Oh, maybe on the dock. We've been streaming for nearly 3 and a half hours.

Yeah.

Did someone ask if, um, I have work tomorrow? I don't.

What do you have tomorrow?

Um, nothing, I think.

She's coming back 10 PM tomorrow, so I've got all day to do something. Maybe I'll try IRL.

Oh wait, she's not— she's not coming back till tomorrow.

No, she's coming back today normal time, but tomorrow she's coming back at 10.

Oh.

Don't know what to do. I feel pretty bored.

An IRL stream might be fun.

I think I'll just get stressed out from the noise and I'd feel too nervous to speak. Maybe if I did it on YouTube, I'd feel more energized because I'd have more viewers.

Hopefully I'll be able to catch this one if you do it.

Yeah, I just— I wish there's wide open spaces to walk around. I think we made 50k gold today.

Nice.

I don't know where to take this skull either. There's an order of skulls. Oh, maybe that, like, the witch thing.

Yeah, the, the mystic voodoo shop for the skulls. It's just one more chalice and then we're done.

Are you tired?

Yeah, she keeps waking me up at night because she snores really loudly. Don't know why some people snore and then some people don't. Do I snore? I don't snore, do I?

No, I don't think so.

I thought only fat people snored, but she's skinny and she doesn't— and she snores.

Does she sleep on her back?

Yeah.

That's probably why.

Finished. Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, bye-bye.

Good night.

Good night. I'm gonna go too, so bye everyone. Thanks for watching. Bye-bye.