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Testing. Testing.

I'm back

around the room.

Ah, it's raining

again.

I heard there's a storm coming again.

Might make some noodles.

There's just nothing to do. I don't want to play games. I don't want to watch a movie.

I'm not getting a gaming PC. No, imagine if I blew £2,500 to play that stupid Battlefield 6.

I hate that game.

No game

interests me at all.

Makes you think, is this it? Is this life? Is this all life has to offer?

Eat, clean, sleep.

Buy stuff.

Buy stuff with money you don't have.

Buying stuff lets you do things.

That you either couldn't do or want to do better. But there's nothing I want to do that's new or better,

so there's like no reason to buy anything new.

It's funny how my whole life was just all about YouTube.

What content to make, what other channels are doing,

what so-and-so is doing, what so-and-so is doing.

When am I going back to my mum's house? I'm not. No point. I'm sick, so my sister doesn't want to be there if I come back because she's got a baby now.

My mum's not very good moral support. She's just like, oh, it's not gonna work.

I don't know why she's like that. Oh well, thanks for the vote of confidence.

I told her my problems from the other night and she was just like, oh, it's not gonna work, just come back home.

Well, thanks.

Really helpful.

The only thing I look forward to is getting hungry and then eating food.

Good thing I don't get fat.

I just never stop stuffing my face.

I did my Rubik's Cube.

Took me a while. I watched this video about why the new Top Gear failed. Yeah, I can't believe they got Joey from Friends with that annoying Chris Evans guy that no one likes. I don't know how Chris Evans got into radio or TV when no one likes him.

Since when does anyone think Matt LeBlanc knows anything about cars?

And then that they got this cricket guy and then they had this massive crash where his face got destroyed and then they cancelled it, didn't they? I didn't know that. Am I going home? No, I'm not going home.

I'm gonna tough it out here

in lonely Devon.

Strong resolve, stoic mindset.

That's the way it's got to be.

I do miss Japan sometimes in the sense that

I don't know, it's nice having a Japanese wife, and then she made me a Japanese lunch, and then we go to the supermarket.

I felt like I had things to talk about. It was interesting to talk about life in Japan.

It's always nice dating someone from like Korea or Japan or even Thailand because

Like you get the— an authentic firsthand experience of the food and the culture from your partner, then it becomes part of your life as well, doesn't it?

What is the Black Country?

And there are cool things about living in Japan, like having the TV on in the background and hearing the news in Japanese, going shopping like making nabbit,

like the sights and sounds and smells all foreign,

just by being in Japan on its alone makes you

interesting.

When I cough up the phlegm, it's got such a weird

flavor,

like herbal lavender.

It was easy back then when you had an audience who were interested in Japan. It's like you just farm them for clicks.

Japan this and Japan that.

It's like a herd of sheep, just farm them.

Click farmer, yeah.

Life is like Battlefield 6. When you start sucking with one gun, you just change to another gun and it feels like a fresh experience. You do good with it until you get fed up and you change back to the other gun.

It's like that but moving around different places.

I was pretty good with the shotgun and then I started sucking and I changed back to the SMG and I was good with that for a bit and then I sucked again.

Constant change shakes things up.

It's getting long.

Day's getting cold.

Well,

I can't believe I was so keen on going back to Thailand.

Might make some chicken ramen.

With boiled egg.

Wish

I had some pork. Like those thin pork slices they put in ramen. I got that pie as well, apple crumble. Oh, I still got a Rustler's. Got this boiled egg. The only meat I have is bacon.

I could have another 2 slices of bacon. Bacon for lunch, bacon for second lunch.

Yeah, I do miss some of the noodle stuff that she used to bring back.

Crispy onion bits,

fried onion, beefy broth.

I liked how sometimes the food trucks came outside of the condo

on the weekend.

Used to get burgers,

wagyu burger.

I wonder if Faster or Chihiro messaged me online, because I haven't been able to log in since I I logged out and then I could never log back in again. So who knows if they ever message me.

Not that it really matters, I'm not going back.

You

think I'll go back?

Yeah, then I'll just be bored in another country instead of this one.

There was some news article, British guy Got lost in the jungle in Thailand for 10 days. He survived by eating insects. Disgusting.

One more day of suffering, then at least stock market comes back on.

Well, without the stock market on as well, this feels like the world's so dead.

I wish I had some spam. I've got a boiled egg, some ramen.

Well, there's going to be 24/7 NASDAQ. Well,

it only matters if it's open, if it's actually going to go up and down. Like, crypto's open now, but it doesn't move. Everyone's on the weekend having a day off, going on trips, spending time with friends and family. It's just because it's going to be open doesn't mean anything's going to happen.

Weekends, nothing ever happens, does it?

Rainy, gloomy, miserable.

I haven't lost money on the market since 2021. I've only made money, so I don't know what he's talking about.

Do you people just think of the one time I lost a lot of money and you think I've not made money since then?

Very foolish.

Boiled bacon.

That goes really quick. Bacon bake-off, that's what we say.

The one thing I'm looking forward to is eating this I might have tea or maybe a coffee. Oh, what if I made the coffee with cream since I've got so much cream?

Double cream in the coffee, good or bad idea?

I'm worried it's not going to mix and it's just going to clump, and then we're going to chuck it all out.

Could happen.

That's it.

Oh, it does, kind of.

Oh, it does. It's gonna be one damn creamy coffee. Oh, it's like little bits of white things in it.

It doesn't mix as good as milk.

Egg, egg in the fryer. Where's the bacon?

I lost the bacon. Oh, there it is.

I think it's cooked.

I don't know. Look, there's little bits in it.

Might have to filter it. Strain the bits. That's what you mean.

Do you like bits in your coffee?

I'm embracing my Japanese heritage.

Ramen, just like Chihiro would have made.

And some sesame seedage.

Flavor. First I take the coffee.

At least I'm feeling a bit better. I did some dumbbells, just one set, and then 2 sets tomorrow.

It's very hard to hold it.

Do

you think the gaming mouse is working again now it's dried out for like 2 months?

I can't hold it.

Wow, 236 viewers! Where's everyone tuning from?

Oh, raw

tastes weird.

Boiled bacon is interesting.

Still really hot.

What's in the ramen? An egg.

Time

for that. It didn't look like a lot of noodles. Wait,

what?

Oh, for a sec.

Food is so good and then it makes you feel sick.

I did not have that gene for feast or famine where the body just wants to eat all the food to stock up on fat.

I do not have that gene.

I don't know how my ancestors survived the winter in caveman times.

Maybe my ancestors were just really smart and didn't have to rely on— I mean, they never got into a situation where there was no food.

That's one way to lose weight, isn't it? Get stuck on a mountain with no food for months. If you survive, you come back skinny. Let's try this creamy coffee.

Oh God,

oh God, this is gonna make me feel sick. It's so creamy.

Oh, it's so rich. Oh, oh, oh, it came back out. It's so rich.

Oh, it's like the middle top part of your tongue is all covered in fats.

That's why I keep vaping. It's like A palate cleanser. The ingredients— I put double cream in my coffee,

would not recommend.

Oh God.

Oh, it's like a rich melted coffee dessert. It's not the nicotine I like, I just like the freshness. Like, I got fresh mint.

It's like having a

nice drink.

No, I have milk, I just— I've got too much double cream. I don't have any more fruit to make crumble, so I'm gonna have to chuck out the double cream because it's gonna go off. I don't have any way to use it. I've only got one more bowl of apple crumble.

Whoever bought you those got what they wanted? Uh, no, because when I finish them, I'm not gonna buy more.

Just like when I finished the beers, I didn't buy more beers. Yeah, I made my own apple crumble. It was pretty good.

Oh, that coffee is So rich.

I

don't like this one.

I really like the mango.

The vapor is so thick as well compared to that one.

And the mango cuts through grease.

If I hold my nose when I swallow, I don't really taste it.

So I have identified a character flaw within me.

So it goes like this:

feeling depressed Don't feel like talking.

I don't put effort into communication.

Girl thinks I don't like her anymore, which is not true.

And then feeling good. Now I feel more talkative.

And I have better questions.

The problem is you one-word reply their questions, or you don't follow up, or you don't ask them questions. They take it as, oh, he's not interested in my personality,

which I think is so not true.

So somehow I need to like be in a good mood or force myself into a good mood. Coffee is usually quite good.

I'm trying to learn this

thing. It's really hard.

What does it mean to be interested in someone?

Does liking someone and being interested in someone, are they the same thing?

Like, my mum and dad didn't give a fuck about what each other did. Like, do you think my mum gave a fuck about engines and cars and DIY? Do you think my dad gave a fuck about knitting and cooking apple crumble? No. So, I mean, I don't really say my dad and mum were interested. I mean, they

had nothing in common,

but they must have loved each other.

But why is it in the modern age women think if he's not interested in everything I'm doing, that means he doesn't like me?

Because what you're searching for, for that, is a friend

of the same sex. Because people of the same sex like the same things. Like, guys like cars and girls like Barbies.

Don't think you should search— you don't think the thing you should be searching for in a friend should be what you should expect from a partner, like a romantic one.

But, um,

you can't logic your way out of this. It's, uh, can't beat them, join them. So you have to play by their rules. Because they are the gatekeepers.

So they're the gatekeepers, they make the rules, so you got to play their game.

But this is why you have friends. You have friends for that.

Like, I talk about stocks to my friends, which, I mean, I guess you guys are the only thing I have that counts as a friend, but I would never talk to a girl about stocks.

Oh, hey TB, where you tuning in from? Didn't see you in the Battlefield stream, very disappointed.

You're also supposed to ask whimsical questions like, if you had the ring from Lord of the Rings, what would you do with it?

I'd go invisible and then rob the bakery

and steal the baker's wife's panties.

If I had only one superpower, what would it be? Teleportation. I'd teleport into the bank, steal all the money and teleport back out. No one could ever catch me. I'll just teleport back out of the jail.

If they track me down, I'll just teleport out.

What are they gonna do? And then if you're bored, you can just teleport up into the sky and skydive, freefall, and teleport back. And if you wanted to end it all, just teleport into the sun.

Instant death. Painless. Humane.

Why did me and my best friend Rick drift apart? We moved house, actually. I was actually very sad when my dad announced we were moving house because my granddad's house, or my mum's house now, was really ugly and horrible when my granddad lived there. It was falling apart. Some windows were missing and he had a black bin

bag. He just had black bin bags in place of where the window should be.

He didn't have the strength or the money to like renovate the house anymore. He put— he sellotaped black bin bags over the window holes. There were dead insects everywhere. It was horrible. I hated it. My grand— it was fun to exp— it was fun to explore as a kid, but I didn't want to live there. And then

my old house was really nice because my dad had worked on it for 10 years. I had all my friends there. So yeah, my dad announced we were moving. I was really sad, and I had to change schools. I had already started secondary school. I went to the Cornwallis with my friends from primary school. Had Max and

Philip and Jason and Joshua.

So I was quite having quite a good time in my new school, didn't feel all alone. And then we just suddenly moved and he changed my school to Swadlins. I lost all my friends. I literally lost every single friend. I think I had one friend, Ben. Ricky and Ben, they came over to my new house once. And

then I never saw them again. And I went to a new school. I had no friends. I didn't know anyone. I got picked on.

I befriended this other kid, and then he turned into a bully, and then he started bullying me. And he had like this weird, sadistic, twisted personality where he took pleasure in making my life a hell whilst pretending to be my friend.

And then I got a second friend, the kid that lived at the farm.

And then it was the 3 of us, me and the kid from the farm and the bully friend who would then start bullying both of us.

And then the last year of school, I think year 10 or 11, The bully friend,

he— I don't know, he started like smoking and becoming a delinquent. He stopped coming to school, and it was the best year of school ever. I felt like, oh, thank God he's not here anymore.

I made friends with other kids in this other class, and I actually quite enjoyed going to school. And I hated going to school because that kid kept bullying me. And the teachers— I mean, I didn't tell anyone, so teachers didn't really know.

Oh God, cold cream floating at the top of my coffee.

Yeah, so, uh, that's how I drifted apart from Ricky, because we moved house. Funny thing is, I delivered Amazon Flex to his mum last year with my mum, and we chatted with her for a bit.

When did the bullying start? Almost straight away.

It was just like stupid kids with the animalistic instincts to voice out everything that they have enter into their mind. Like, if something's weird, they would just blurt out that they think this is weird. Like, whoa, why is he so quiet?

And then the racial abuse happened tiny bit by bit. But not all the kids were racist.

There was one Indian boy and there was a black boy. There was another Asian boy,

but he wasn't so nerd. He was more sporty and athletic, so the other kids thought he was cool. And he was more outgoing, so he didn't— I don't think he got bullied. I don't know.

Oh, hello Pork Chops! Thank you so much, have a good day yourself.

Do not put cream in coffee, it's disgusting.

And then I befriended this other kid called Oliver in Year 10. He was a transfer student. He had big ears and a big pointy nose, so he got bullied more than me actually, because I mean, I looked different but I didn't I wasn't ugly. I was— I had, you know, I got quite a nice face.

I had quite a nice normal face and nice skin when I was a kid. I had a normal haircut as well, like the other kids. But this kid Oliver, he had these massive ears, like you could see the sun glowing through them,

and he always had a runny nose for some reason. He looked like Dracula's son. But we clicked almost instantly for some reason. We started sitting next to each other, and then the other kids were like, oh, Daniel made a friend. They like started patronizing us.

Last time I saw him, I was riding my bike. I got my bike out of the shed last day of school. I was about to ride off and then he was like, hey, you know this is the last time we're gonna see each other? And I was like, yep, see ya. I didn't give a fuck. So I

don't want to see any of you fuckers ever again. Fucking ruined my life, you stupid fucking kids. I can't wait to put this whole 5-year nightmare behind me.

He, I— he said, what are you going to do for a career? I said, I don't know, what about you? And then he said, oh, I'm going to join my dad doing floor— flooring work. I wonder if he ever did that.

I used to hate, um, bringing my bicycle to the shed as school. There were a bunch of other kids that rode their bicycles to school, and there was this guy. I don't remember exactly who he looked like, what he looked like, but he looked like a white version of Miyazaki, who made the Ghibli movies. You know, like

kind of short but kind of like a hands-on carpenter kind of look with a beard.

He was like the caretaker or something. He wasn't a teacher. He was like a caretaker. He had keys to the shed, and the shed was in this chain-link compound. So he would open the shed, about 6 or 7 of us would line up with our bikes. My bike was the best-looking bike. I had this green and black

suspension bike.

Suspension bikes were like the coolest thing ever. My friend Rob had a BMX.

And there were a bunch of other kids from the lower year. They were really chavvy,

very chavvy, and I was always scared they were going to start bullying me, but thankfully they never did.

But they're very loud. I didn't like them.

I always tried to get there first to get my bike out before the others came.

Oh look, Spanish girl messaged me. See, it's what I keep saying, she keeps messaging me,

but she always just says the same thing. How was your day? How are you? And then I just say, it was good, how was yours? And then she goes, it was also good.

And then end of conversation.

But there's no pressure with this one. It's funny how it starts off with no pressure, no expectations, and then as time goes on, expectations and press— pressure increase until someone gets mad.

Why don't— why you don't want her? I don't know, I didn't really feel like it clicks that much with her.

She's a bit

like a Coca-Cola that's lost its fizz. It's a bit flat personality-wise.

And, um, she's going to Sri Lanka for a month next year. So like, if things got serious

and then she's off to Sri Lanka for a month, I'd be pissed. I'd be like, okay, why are you going to Sri Lanka when I'm here?

And she's always interested in going to weird countries like, I don't know, Morocco. Zimbabwe. I don't like that.

I'm not really into girls that have like this traveling thing,

cuz I want like a domesticated, settled down life.

I don't want some girlfriend just like flying off here and flying off there.

She also— I don't know, she like gets the cringe easily by things I say, which I don't like.

I want the girl to think I'm funny, not cringe at me.

She messages me every day saying she was crying the night before. Yeah, and you can only say I'm so sorry so many times before you don't know what else to say, where it makes you look like you're not caring. How many times am I supposed to say I'm sorry for your loss? Stop fucking going on about it.

I remember chatting to this girl from Liverpool back in 2021. She kept going on about her pet hamster, and then I lost it, and I was like, I don't give a fuck about your fucking hamster, and I blocked her.

That's probably— are these rage and crash outs are probably the why I got banned from the other dating apps.

You want to get rid of the Hiding My Room archives? Why? Because Ollie in the comments said there's an archive and I said not for long.

Yeah, I've got my legal team

filing a DMCA cease and desist.

I don't really care about the archive. You can't find the archive unless you have the link,

and it's not that— it's not my— it's not my videos that I'm worried about.

I'm mostly worried about my bumhole stuff.

I would prefer if you don't do that. At least you do.

Because I kind of like how the streams on Kick self-delete after 30 days. I think they should self-delete after 1 day, to be honest.

I'd rather not. I think as soon as you end the stream, there should be no bot.

I mean, you're supposed to be watching me live, not watching VODs.

Fine.

How does it dodge perfectly every time?

Look, it's on my monitor. Should I shoot it with my BB gun?

I don't care about my life work. Oh yeah, I care so much about my stupid hundreds of clickbait lazy videos.

Not— oh, I killed it! Oh wait, did I? I tapped it. I don't— my tap is so weak you couldn't even kill a fly.

Really don't care about my legacy. Oh, my hard work clickbaiting a bunch of morons on YouTube.

My older work last year in Japan. I haven't lost it. It's still on my channel.

It's just set to private.

Oh, come on, VC dude, don't post a stupid archive. Why are you gonna do me like that?

But we're friends.

How's my Chris Broad video doing?

1,000 views viral.

When did I start Kick?

Officially 2023. But technically June this year.

I'm a Kick ambassador.

It's like the algorithm is watching you vape. Yeah, kind of creepy, isn't it? Kind of creepy that these ads can now identify what you're doing and then serve you ads. I never really talk— I don't talk about vaping. I mean, sometimes I mention it.

How was I earning before Kick?

On YouTube.

How else?

How

much? About £2,000.

What would I do if Kit clamps down? Well, I mean, it's obviously not me.

It's the trolls doing it.

I'm not— why would I do it?

That'd be stupid.

Yeah, I tried KIT 2023. I

don't know why I bothered.

Because they didn't have KCIP back then.

Ah.

Oh, hot now.

Where's everyone tuning from?

Wow, look at that elbow hair. It's so long.

Yeah, so when I lose Kick,

what we going to do? I'm going to be broke again.

I better stop getting into more debt.

It's probably pretty obvious that I'm gonna lose Kick at some point. Could be next week, could be next month, could be next year. Good things never last, do they?

Well, if I lose Kick, I don't need the tech because you can only do gaming streams. On YouTube when no one watches it. Thankfully, I have a gaming audience here on Kick, so it's worth doing.

But I'd get like 20 viewers on YouTube if I gamed. I only get about 60 viewers on YouTube now.

Start traveling again? No, thank you. Do not want to get on a plane ever again. Unless I get insanely desperate for sex,

but then like there's like 30 million women in this country. Why do I go across to Japan?

Makes no sense to travel so far. It's not like there's no women in this country.

You know, it always, um, I always find it interesting how

when you're alone you feel ugly, like no one would be attracted to you, but then you meet someone, like you match them, and you would have never have met them if it wasn't for the internet. And they find you really attractive. They like your lips and they like your eyes and they like this and that. And then

it makes you think there's all these girls out there that might like you, just waiting.

It makes me think if Like, if we didn't meet on the internet and somehow I got a job at the place they worked, if they like me so much from matching on an app, would something have happened if we met naturally, like through a job? Like, would they have initiated something? Because I wouldn't have, because I don't

have the confidence.

You don't think they would have? Maybe. I mean, it just takes a special moment, like you're alone together and then eyes meet and then she asks you, oh, do you want to go to the movies?

But you can't really— you can't keep your name a secret if you get a job because your boss will know what your name is, and then the boss will be like, hey everyone, this is Daniel.

So meeting like that

Um,

you have a lot of things out of your control.

Or maybe you can be more honest.

Like, one day you get chatting and they're like, oh, what did you do before this? Oh, I just did some live streaming.

Oh cool, what's your channel? Uh, it's gone now. I deleted it because I got banned.

But you spend every day together, nearly. They might start growing an attraction towards you. And then this other stuff you've done in the past that you've been upfront about, they don't really care.

Tell them straight away.

Ah, no, I've never tried it.

Doubt it would work.

I never really had a job since 2017 where I've had co-workers.

I met other drivers when I worked at Every but didn't really chat. It's just like, good morning, and then sometimes they would talk. But it would just be like

work stuff. Everyone's busy loading their vehicles. There's no time for chitchat.

Yeah,

I did just be myself on YouTube and everyone thinks I'm a sociopath. I get so many comments saying you're a psychopath, you're a sociopath.

So I don't think being myself is really going to help me.

You got so many girls through YouTube. Yeah, I guess so.

But I think that was just because I was doing cool stuff like living in Thailand or living in Japan.

Plus I had— I don't really— I don't know if any girls ever liked me because I had fame.

I never really had that much fame. Not enough for it to be something that makes me attractive.

Yeah, I did have fame. I had millions of people see me.

I think if millions of people know who you are, then yeah, you got fame.

There's channels smaller than mine And they do podcasts and they have guests like Andrew Tate or the guy from CarWow. I watched a podcast, the guy from CarWow was on it, and the channel guy had like 100K subs and treated it like a business.

And I've got more subs than he does,

but his— their channel is like up-and-coming channel with actual content and guests, whereas mine's just on its way out and dead.

I find it funny Spanish girl still texts me 2 months after we met the first time,

even though I haven't asked to meet again. The other 2 never messaged me again— gamer girl and Indian girl.

I think Indian girl got banned. She said, oh, I deleted my account. That's what I should have said, I reckon, because she already told me she's been banned before. I said, what for? She said some guy was being a perv and she told him to go fuck himself, and then she got banned. So if she got banned

before and she made a new account, she'll get banned again, won't she?

But no one's questioned me, like, where's my account gone? What happened to your account?

I can't really use the same excuse, can I? I'd be like, some woman was being pervert and I told her to go fuck herself, and then I got banned.

Disgusting gross old lady was trying to, um, groom me And then I called her disgusting pervy bitch. Doesn't— I mean, it works when you're a girl and there's like a guy being a perv.

Sounds kind of unlikely the other way around.

I got this idea for like a parasite human where it's kind of like, you know, in Alien when the facehugger latches onto the victim's face and like suffocates them with its tail and impregnates them but then keeps the host alive. Like breathing for it. What if it's like a parasite girl and she's naked, and then she jumps

on your face, latching her butthole to your mouth and nose so you can't breathe, but then she feeds you oxygen by farting in your mouth, and she's got like iron grip legs locked around your neck? And then she like rides you.

Why? I don't know. I haven't fleshed it out.

Like she's sitting on your shoulders, legs wrapped around your head, with butthole planted and fixed to your breathing holes.

Well, it has to be a very big butthole though to cover the nose and mouth.

I don't know, maybe she glues up your nose and then attaches butthole to mouth and feeds you oxygen and shit to sustain you by farting and shitting in your mouth,

and that's how she survives. But maybe her legs don't work, so she needs your body for locomotion.

Just an idea.

Tell us what poo tastes like. Just tastes like food because it's food, isn't it? Just tastes like smelly food.

Okay, so the nose goes into the vagina and gets clamped shut, so you can only breathe through your mouth, but then that gets covered by the anus.

Like the Lord of the Rings saying where it's one ring to rule them all.

And then in the darkness bind them. Like the rings are getting binded together. What, like butthole to butthole in the night? Or is it in the dark?

Yeah, it just tastes like poopy smelling food.

The time is 6. Time's going quite fast.

Yeah, I thought about experimenting with Spanish girl and telling her my real name to see if she'll Google it.

I think, I think nowadays Girls do Google the names of the guys they're interested in.

I'm kind of tempted to Google her name, but I'm not going to do it because I,

I don't really want to dig.

Like, I know my girlfriend's name. I know her last name too.

But I'm not going to Google it because I don't want to see her stuff, because I know it won't lead anywhere good.

I can't imagine what I would find that would make me feel good.

Like, I don't want to see her past stuff.

Like, I don't want to find stuff that affects my opinion of her.

Yeah, but women have different things to worry about. Like, is he secretly a serial killer?

I guess women have more to worry about than men do. I mean, men should worry too. Like, there's some psycho women out there.

Like, what if I Google her name and like some article from 5 years ago comes up about how she did this and did that?

I don't know, it's still bang.

It's like the main reason I got put off Crips is because I found out about her past.

If I didn't know about her past, I would think of her better.

I really hate the internet sometimes.

I mean, if you're a good person, you've got nothing to worry about because you wouldn't have any secrets because you're a good person. But so many people are not good people and have done shady stuff. I

mean, it exposes the bad people and then,

uh, just makes good people look good.

Like PewDiePie. Everyone knows everything about PewDiePie and he's a good guy.

Apart from that time he said the N-word. I saw this clip of xQc. Where he's speaking really fast and he says, you're not unique or special, but he says it so quickly it sounds like the N-word. It's like, you're not unique or special. And then he's talking to that guy, that guy who's Black, and he goes, did

you just say you N-words are not special? That's pretty funny. Why does he speak like that?

That's the only funny thing about XQC is when he talks really quickly and people don't understand what he's saying.

Now, if my girlfriend did dump me

Would I Google her name and get all stalkerish? No, I would not.

Would not do that.

Do you think one day we'll just have

I don't know, ChatGPT or the internet is built into our brains, and then you have access to all knowledge without having to spend years and years studying stuff. I feel like, like all the professions where you gotta spend years and years and years studying, it's just to remember a load of stuff. But if you just instantly download

it into your brain, like doctors for example, I don't think they're clever. They just remember a lot of stuff. There's nothing doctors know that AI doesn't know.

Or like a lawyer. Do you think lawyers are smart? They just know the law. They just know all the laws and they know how to like counteract laws.

AI can do that. It's not intelligence or creativity, it's just encyclopedic memory of laws because there's a lot of laws.

Why would you need a lawyer when you just got AI?

AI knows everything.

Damn, the stream's going so much faster than the Battlefield one. The Battlefield one, I was just so annoyed. Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, die.

Damn, I'm having an interesting conversation with Spanish girl. Maybe I'll use the same one. I said, don't you think in the future we'll just have ChatGPT built into our brains?

And then she said, yeah, maybe. And then that would render Humans useless or something. I said it sounds like a Black Mirror episode.

Maybe I ask Weed Girl if she uses AI much. That's a good topic, isn't it?

Yeah, I mean, I think it's a good question.

I could test out conversations with Spanish Girl

and then copy and paste it over. It would be like Vietnam for the USA. You know, part of the reason why the USA wanted the Vietnam War was so they could test out all these new weapons on the battlefield. Like, you say, oh, they lost billions of dollars bombing nothing and didn't even win the war. I think

the main thing they got out of it was they got to field test all these new weapons like napalm and Agent Orange.

It was just like an excuse, like a big weapons experimental playground.

Spanish girl could be my Vietnam agent.

Daniel.

Did you see the Black Mirror episode where they have everything recorded from their eyeballs?

Is it when they shut their eyes and they can like re— they can bring up the footage again? And then this couple were having sex and then they shut their eyes during sex and they like bring up memories of some ex. Because it turns them on more. I think I've seen that one.

It'd be like if everyone was just permanently livestreaming their whole lives. I think you can see why that would be a bad idea from me as an example.

I mean, I already do that already. I used to, to get a hard-on. I would— she even noticed it actually, because I would like put my head into the pillow and not look at her. I'm talking about faster. And then I'd like picture Chihiro or something, and she noticed it.

Otherwise I'd struggle to get an erection.

That's just how it be sometimes. She wasn't that bad. Yeah, I know, but it's just I, I found it difficult. To perform. I would actually— I actually didn't want to have sex. We were having sex like once or twice a month, and then when she got her period, I was like, oh, thank God,

because I would jerk off all day. So by the time it was nighttime, I wasn't horny anymore.

I don't know, I have this feeling like somehow we're related and my DNA was like finding it incompatible. You never know

how closely you're related to someone, but your DNA seems to know.

And it's weird because I found Mila very attractive, but I never jerk off to her anymore, or really ever.

No, I wasn't really— I mean, we did do it a lot, but

it wasn't like dirty and filthy. It was just very boring.

The only time it was like naughty was when she tried to break up with me and I talked her out of it and then we banged.

It went from breakup talk to now we're banging and it was kind of hot.

A similar thing happened with Chihiro where we were about to break up and then I licked her instead and then we did it.

Devon coastal town named one of England's moldiest places.

Countywide police crackdown on criminality.

British scientists celebrate breakthrough in quest for unlimited clean energy. If they find a way to make unlimited energy, the government's so going to shut that down because then how are they going to make money from people paying for electric and power? Didn't they say the Tesla— Nikola Tesla guy found a way to make unlimited energy? And they

took away his research because that would not be good for the government making money or something.

Who was the naughtiest? I don't know, Pia was pretty naughty. Like, we kept— I think every time me and Pia hooked up, one of us was in a relationship. Either I was with Chihiro or she was with Cesium, and there was not one time where both of us were single.

I kind of like that.

I actually don't know what excuse she gave Cesium to let her stay the night in London with me because she took like, I don't know, 5-hour bus to London, and then we booked a hotel for the night.

I also liked as soon as Chihiro went back to Japan, she was in my DMs. Very naughty.

Toilet. Oh, that coffee really perks me up.

What does Caesium look like? He had short brown hair, very white looking, nerdy guy, quite small frame, definitely not a big frame. He kind of looked adolescent, quite short, around the same height as my mum, maybe slightly taller than my mum.

Now I could definitely beat him up.

Very awkward as well.

I know I didn't really get a sense of confidence from him, although it was kind of ballsy to show up at my house like that and then come into my house. So I don't blame him for being jittery. I would have been too. I mean, I shat myself nearly when the police in Japan came to my guest

house room. I kept farting. I really couldn't control my fart. I kept farting when the police was saying this stuff to me in Japan. I was so glad I already took a shit because I think I would have shat myself.

And when you're scared, you really do start trying to shit yourself.

It's really weird. It's like your body's preparing physically and trying to expel anything up there. It's like it's preparing for a fight or something.

Or maybe it's trying to— like you're a skunk and you're trying to stink them out so you have an advantage. Skunk tactic. I'm not shitting, I was pissing.

Don't be disgusting.

I wonder how many of those soldiers in the trenches, if you search their bodies, how many shat themselves. Probably all of them. Like, imagine getting shelled with artillery.

That's why they smoked, to calm themselves. Calm thyself, as TerryTV used to say.

Rest in peace.

Wonder what he's up to these days. Probably got a normal job. Imagine having millions of subscribers. And he was still getting millions of views when he quit. And then he quit and probably got a real job. He just completely disappeared. I don't know why. He seemed really depressed around COVID. He seems to try to make a comeback,

and then he tried to make a comeback with these true crime videos, and some of them did okay, and then gave up. I wonder why.

How am I?

I'm okay. We just managed to get through another day mostly. Don't know what to do for the post-dinner stream. I said I was going to do a YouTube stream, but I don't know, I can't be bothered. I feel like I might as well wait until I get banned off Kick to go back to YouTube. It just didn't

seem to make sense to do YouTube unless I'm expecting to do Kick forever, which in that case I don't need YouTube anymore. So it's a catch-21, isn't it? If I think I'm gonna get banned off Kick soon, then I might as well wait until then to do YouTube. But if I think Kick's gonna last forever, I might

as well just Delete the YouTube channel. I only got YouTube as like a backup, backup to get me through whilst I figure out how to make more money if I lose Kick.

Whilst I start applying for jobs, I guess I still need some money coming in.

I hate— I should get square chopsticks and then they roll around like this.

Look at all my rubbish building up. Ah, I knew that was gonna happen. 2 more weeks until I can chuck the rubbish out.

Vomit acidic coffee in my mouth.

Mouth. You know one thing my girlfriend lied to me about? I mean, saying it's a lie is kind of a stretch. So I asked her how does she pronounce words like last, grass, fast, and then she said she pronounces it like I do.

And she did for a bit, but then she stopped, and now she pronounces it like grass and fast.

I didn't mention it because there's no point, but I just— I wonder why she lied about that. Like, is it to gain my favor?

Interesting.

I'm not upset, I'm just— I find it interesting.

Like she must have really wanted me to like her,

because now I notice it when she says like fast. She'll say fast.

Seems like most of the country pronounces it like that. Even Richard Hammond, who sounds pretty posh, would say faster. It makes me think, wait, is it only the Southeast that says fast? Like that. The rest of the country don't. I mean, Cornish people definitely don't say fast. They're like fast.

I thought that was just a northern thing, but it's actually the rest of the whole country thing.

Oh wow, thanks Christopher for the sub.

Red flag? What, because she lied?

It's a very innocent light though. I think it's cute.

Do you like my beard?

4-day growth.

Could sand down a piece of wood nice and smooth.

No, what do you mean? I think it makes me look more manly.

Hey guy, where are you tuning in from tonight?

I could do it way longer, but it made me laugh.

I see more pimples than heads. I only got one there and one there.

I should make a pimple beard. Should I see how long I can hold that note? I think I'm just going to laugh though.

I don't know why I was short of breath that time.

Well, wow. It's like Christopher for subs.

Very generous. Magnanimous.

Did I ever tell you the story about how I learned the word magnanimous? It was back when I was at the job center. They sent me on a training course, how to write CVs and apply for jobs. It was in this classroom with this middle-aged, fat, tall white guy, and a bunch of delinquent young people were there.

And I was so bored, I started doodling on my paper. And then he saw me, and then he was like, Daniel, uh, could you step outside with me for a moment? And then he took me into the other room and spanked— no, he took me into the other room and then he told me off. He said, don't

you think it's extremely disrespectful to not be listening when I'm giving a lecture. Everyone else in there is here to learn and you're not paying attention. Do you want to go home? And I was like, yeah. And then he goes, okay, well, if you want to go home, you may do so. Don't worry, I won't tell the

job centre about it. You go home and you can give up your seat for someone who actually wants to be there. And I was like, okay. So then he took me back into the classroom And then I picked up my bag and I walked out. And then some random guy goes, oh, he fucked off, didn't he? Stupid

chav. And then stupid Pauline tells me that she found out what happened. And I was like, you fucker, you said you weren't gonna snitch on me. And she said, oh, the teacher complained about you, Daniel, said you weren't paying attention. And then she tried to sanction my benefits. So I went to Japan. I thought, you're gonna sanction

me? Fine, whatever, then I'm out of here.

Wait, I didn't tell you about the magnanimous thing. Yeah, he said— yeah, I said, um, yeah, I think I'd rather go home. It's probably better if someone else takes my place. And then he goes, oh, they're very magnanimous of you. And at the time, I never heard the word magnanimous ever before. No, it wasn't college. It was

like some kind of like job hunting seminar. Not seminar, but like a short course. I had to do so many of those. They sent me to Ashford K College, or was it Mid Kent College? I think it's Mid Kent College in Maidstone. It was like a 2-week course about how to write a bloody CV. It was so

boring.

But you had to do it, otherwise you don't get your benefits.

I used to, um, I think I took my bicycle there, I can't remember. God, the things I had to do for that £200 a week, a month, I mean, God, the things I had to do for that £240 a month. I had to go to all these CV writing courses, seminars, job thing. I had talked to a

job coach where he tried to figure out what my ideal career would be. I told this other guy, oh, I want to be a Japanese translator, and he was like, don't you have to be pretty good at Japanese? Okay. And I said, yeah, I am. And then he goes, oh, how do you say business economics? And then

I go, business economics. No, I didn't really. Actually, I didn't know the word keizai at the time, which is economics, isn't it? I said, well, it'll be pretty easy to look up, which— I mean, it's pretty easy to look up anyway. I'm fluent at Japanese apart from all the words I don't know, which are all easily looking—

lookable, upable.

So yeah, I said, can't I get a job doing Japanese translating? And he said, oh, you don't speak Japanese. Well enough, do you? I was like, uh, actually I've been talking to Sayaka on Skype 4 hours a night every day for 6 months now, and we only use Japanese. He wasn't impressed. And then he said, why don't

you have— I remember I used to have phone, but I was too cheapskate to actually buy a SIM card. I, I always never had a SIM card in my phone because I didn't want to buy data. So I said, oh, I don't have a SIM card in my phone. And he goes, why not? And I said, because

it costs money. And then he was like, uh, no it don't. And he was right, because you could just get like a 99p pay-as-you-go SIM card and you still have a phone number that people can phone you on, but it doesn't mean you have to put data onto it. So he kind of got me there. But I

actually, I always thought having a SIM card and data was was like a privilege thing where you got to be rich to be able to afford having the internet outside of the house. It took me ages to realize, wait, everyone has the internet outside of their house? I thought that was like a rich thing where you got

to be rich. I was so slow with the technology.

Yeah,

I remember back in the early days where there was not— I mean, they— I guess there were smartphones like Samsung Ericsson. Sony had these touchscreen phones with really shitty web browsers on them, and it was like £1 an hour to have internet. And that was, that was my perception, like that was my baseline. I thought, Jesus, a

pound an hour, you must be rich to have internet outside because you had to buy like an outside roaming plan and it was like £1 an hour to have crappy internet on this crappy browser service for mobiles. Where you couldn't really do anything back then. It's just like Google search, Yahoo search. Yeah, I had an LG phone

with a touchscreen. I don't know if you'd call it a smartphone, but it had apps, I guess. It had an internet browser, and it was like really thick, really chunky, with this really slow touchscreen. I don't think it's the same touchscreen as iPhones. It was like a capacitive one, basically, like Like the touch buttons on your printer

kind of thing. It wasn't really like proper touchscreen where you got gestures and swiping. You had like a button, you had to press it really hard, but it wasn't a physical button with a click. It wasn't a tactile button. It's just like a screen.

Yeah, I had all those phones where like you slide it up and the keyboard is revealed. I had the Samsung one.

Samsung E533.

It wasn't until 2011 I got the iPhone 4, and I basically only got it because the girl— I got it in Japan actually. I only got it because there was a cute Japanese girl behind the counter and I wanted to talk to her, and I ended up buying an iPhone 4. I think I got it on contract,

and then I fled the country and then cancelled the direct debit. So I basically got it for nearly free.

Uh, that's why these days you need a Zaidu card, thanks to people like me.

I bought it at Don Quijote.

iPhone 4, I used to play Angry Birds on it.

Good times. I don't know what I did with that iPhone 4. I have no memory. I never got— what was my next? Then I got a bunch of Samsungs. I got the S6 and then I got the Note 2. I also had that really big one, it was called the Samsung Mega, and it was like an 8-inch

screen at the time. It was massive compared to everything else. Nowadays it's pretty normal with the Pro Max models.

Yeah, I had Samsung Mega and then I had Samsung Note 2 with the stylus. I had S6. I was always addicted to phone. I love phones.

I thought they were so cool, these little gadgets that fit in your pocket and had internet and apps and stuff. The S6 was pretty nice. I actually gave the S6 to a viewer. His name was Jessica Something. I thought it was a girl. It turns out it was a fucking guy called Daniel. I did like a raffle

entry to celebrate 200 subscribers. I did a raffle thing where I basically had this spinning board. It was like a spin wheel on my stream, and I said if you pay me $5, I'll put your name on the spin board, and if you pay me $10, I'll put it on twice. To increase your chances. So a bunch

of, of my old viewers back then paid me money to enter this entry, and then I spun the spinning wheel 3 times and Jessica won it and then emailed me with his address and name. It was Daniel. I was like, oh fuck, I thought you were a girl. So then I, I went to a post office and

sent him my phone, which is just insane. I can't believe I just gave a random person my phone like that. What a stupid idea. I thought I was feeling really generous, like I wanted to be a good YouTuber. I was trying to grow a fan base in the community, and I got all worried thinking, oh crap, isn't

this like gambling? Isn't this not allowed on YouTube? I thought gambling— I started looking into the rules about gambling, and apparently it's not allowed, so I quickly deleted the whole thing.

Did

it cover the cost of the phone? No, that wasn't the point. The point wasn't to make money. The point was to create a community and seem like I'm a nice guy. I had done nothing wrong at that point, so, you know, I was squeaky clean. You see YouTube, I was slowly building my community.

I had very small— I had like 100 subs, very small viewership.

So I was like trying really hard to build my channel, my community, and have a good name for myself. Used to gaming streams, Alien: Isolation. That Andy Olson guy was always watching back then. He was like my oldest, one of my oldest subs. It was Andy Olson, Jessica something, Kishi not Kichi, some kid, and then this other

English guy called Peter Albanese who still has a channel I think, but I think he gave up.

Yeah, I remember being so smug when my channel blew up. And I checked up on these old people who also had channels and they got nowhere. I used to think, I wonder if these people still watch me. I mean, look at me now, blown up so big.

But I don't think they really stuck around long.

How much did they dono? I didn't really get donos until I started streaming in 2017. I still think Cesium was one of my first ever donos. My Super Chats. They didn't have Super Chats, I don't think, like in 2015 or '16. I don't think they had Super Chats. It felt like Super Chat was a relatively new thing

because I was streaming and they didn't have Super Chats. You didn't really do it for money, you did it for community building. And I was always really nervous to do it because I thought, I don't know, I, I can't continuously talk. And then I had this really—

I had this fear of leaving silences. I thought, as if I'm a YouTuber, I have to be constantly talking. I can't have any silence. And I thought, I don't know if I can do that live. And I thought it was like a sign of weakness if I don't have the ability to constantly talk.

Because I watch all the other YouTubers and they're so confident, they talk so much, and I thought that's what you gotta be like to be a YouTuber. You gotta have gift of the gab, and I've never had that. You could fake it if you edit the video, edit out all the silences, but you can't edit out silences

in a stream.

I think I did my first stream in 2016-ish or '15,

and then I stopped streaming to focus on the videos.

Yeah, well, I got to have my face in the camera, don't I?

Oh, Kip's gonna complain.

Although I don't know if they— I don't know if they'd say it was a static stream if it's just my wall but I'm still talking. I think the only reasons I got bollocks is because I wasn't talking for long periods of time.

It's funny how all the vapor goes into one nostril and not the other one.

It all goes into the left nostril. I think the other one's blocked.

Wow, 2 hours already. I need to do another 5 hours in total, so I need another 3. So either I break now and do 3 later, or I do one more now and then do 2 later. I think I've got good momentum right now. I could probably grind out another hour pretty easily and then, um, give myself—

cut myself some slack for the last part of the day.

You're being much nicer to us today. Yeah, cuz I had such a shit time playing Battlefield 6 and this is actually way nicer just to talk. Battlefield 6 was pissing me off.

Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, die. I got a mole here, I didn't notice that.

Let's see what Spanish girl's saying.

What's your favorite Black Mirror episode, guys? I like the one where the guy is bullied at work and everyone hates him, so he clones them and puts them inside of his video game where he's a god, and then he like enslaves them on the ship. And he can control them.

And they— none of them have genitals, so they can't like pleasure themselves, which I thought would go against— I mean, they got— I mean, I guess they didn't want to make it too dark,

cuz you'd think he'd be banging all of them, wouldn't you? But I guess they made it less dark by saying, oh, none of you have genitals, so you can't enjoy yourselves whilst I'm away.

Yeah, it's just for the story plot so he doesn't end up raping them, which he definitely would have if that was real life scenario.

Where's Chuff? He's still banned, I think.

Dante's banned as well still.

Yeah, I like that episode, USS Callister. I watched the sequel to it, it was pretty good. It's funny how the guy was like this psycho trying to kill them or enslave them, and then the psycho's friend or co-partner in the company also ends up trying to kill them when he finds out. I forgot what the ending was.

Oh yeah, they destroy the end. Oh yeah, they destroy Robert Daly, who's enslaved in the game. And then the entire game, uh, triggers a kill switch and the whole thing gets wiped. And then I think the friend gets arrested. I forgot his name.

I like the blue woman, she was hot.

There's that episode with Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad where he's on a spaceship with this other guy and they get into this simulation thing because there's a clone of them, like a robot clone of them back on Earth. So they get into the simulation thing to go back into their Earth bodies so they can be with the

family and stuff. And then his co-pilot guy's family gets killed, so then he's all depressed because he's all alone. So Aaron Paul lets his coworker guy use his body to have human interaction, and then copilot guy kills Aaron Paul's family.

And I thought, why did they— so now the robot bodies are gone and only their real bodies are still there on the ship, and they will never be able to see their families or be back on Earth again. And I thought, why didn't they do it the other way around where they have the robot body on the

ship and the real body on the planet? Because worst case scenario, they lose the ship and then they just lose the robot bodies, but the actual people, like the actual astronaut real body, is still alive. Isn't that better than losing the ship and losing the actual real people? They should have done the other way around.

David Cameron bombing a hog. Was David Cameron actually in it? I don't think he was. Yeah, that was— I didn't like that. That was stupid. I forgot what it was about, actually.

Yeah, I like Black Mirror. It's good.

Where everyone tweeting from?

It's funny how Aaron Paul and the Todd guy Breaking Bad are both in Black Mirror. That Todd guy, he's got such creepy vibes. He's got this kind of like dead inside look, and like this really— he's kind of ugly as well.

He's got this very wide jaw and like small eyes, and he looks— he doesn't have like sinister— I mean, he is sinister, but he doesn't have like cunning evilness. He's more like— he seems kind of dumb, but really dead inside, capable of anything, which makes it kind of scary because

he's like emotionless and self-serving.

He plays those roles very well.

Did they really reboot Malcolm in the Middle? And where can you watch it? Because I'm kind of curious. They couldn't get the guy who did Dewey back. He disappeared, didn't he?

I think I've asked her a question that I've already asked her before.

Fuck. Like, you text so long, you start forgetting things you've already talked about.

I mean, that's why I want to meet up. I, I don't want extended periods where we're not meeting, because that means all we can do is text, and texting is my weakest The weakest thing I have is texting. Like, I'm good at intimacy and physical touch, but I'm really bad at conversation. And when you're not meeting,

the only thing you can do is text, and I suck at it so bad. I just— all I ask, like, what's your favorite food? Do you like this? Do you like that? Have you seen this? I don't know how to be a better conversationalist.

And then I think, who have I talked to that I thought, yeah, I really enjoyed talking to them? And it's when they ask me a lot of questions about myself, makes me feel good. When they don't ask me anything, I get bored.

So I really got to up my questions

and make them— I got to make them deeper and not so shallow, surface level, more whimsical, maybe like more personality probing, like what would you do if you're in this situation? What would you do if you could do this?

It's really difficult.

Does it mean I don't care about them? I mean, what if I don't care about anyone?

What does to care about someone even mean?

Like, if they die and I'm sad, does that mean I care about them? Like, there's different types of care. Like, care about their well-being, care about their happiness.

Like, if my family died, obviously I'm going to be sad.

But I'm not like asking all these questions to my family all the time. Most I'll say is like, how are things been at home? What's so-and-so up to? Like, I do a quick catch-up,

but it's not like I'm texting my mom and sister every day saying, oh, what did you do? What did you think of this?

Why do you care about them? I don't know, it's like saying, why do you like ice cream? Why do you like

going to bed?

Isn't his wife Korean? Who? I forgot what we're talking about.

Malcolm.

What, Frankie Muniz? Is that his name? He seems kind of gay, to be honest.

Macaulay Culkin. I don't know, I thought he was gay too.

That guy just did one series of movies and he was set for life and then didn't do anything else. That's wild. Apart from a load of drugs. Justin Bieber looks depressed as fuck. He just looks miserable all the time.

Boohoo, I'm too famous, I can't go outside without people taking my photo, my life's so bad.

Must suck being so rich and famous, am I right? And having a hot girlfriend and being great at singing so everyone instantly likes you. God, I wish if I could do like one thing Being able to sing.

I don't know what's cooler, being able to be, be a singer or like play the guitar really well. Girls love a guy who can sing, but then they'll just be like, oh, sing for me, babe, all the time. It would get annoying, wouldn't it?

I think like one thing that would instantly make people like you would be something musical. Would be so cool. I always dreamed

of going to Japan, going to karaoke, and I just start singing and I'm like really good, powerful voice, and then all the girls get wet. That's why I kept going to karaoke thinking, or like deluding myself into thinking, that I was good at it.

And then I streamed myself singing and I realized, holy shit, that's what I sound like. In my head, I thought I sounded okay.

I sound so bad when I try and sing.

I sound like I'm just talking, like I'm doing, I'm doing the tones for the song but in a talking voice. I don't know how you, you have a talking voice and a singing voice. I don't know how to do a singing voice. It's just like you talk louder

And elongate words like near, far, wherever you are. I'm just— it just sounds like my talking voice, doesn't it? How do you have a singing voice where it's like an instrument? That's what I don't understand about singing.

Yeah, I can't sing. My mum's really bad at singing too. My sister's not bad.

My mum sings just like that as well.

I thought if I could choose one skill, it'll be either singing or being able to do a backflip.

Being able to backflip would be really cool.

Do you like my beard?

It's weird, I only get a beard on my chin. The side of my face is completely smooth,

but it's quite— I mean, if my whole face was like that, it'd be quite a beard, wouldn't it?

What Titanic? Everyone sings Titanic or Bohemian Rhapsody because they think it's easy. I mean, it is kind of easier than a lot of other songs. I would always sing either Bohemian Rhapsody, Titanic, The Bare Necessities.

I can sing that one okay-ish. I always sing Bananas as Seas, or I try and do Under the Sea, Disney one. Under the sea, and you do the stupid voice.

Wetter is better. Under the sea.

Some people are actually quite good at karaoke, and then I get jealous.

Yeah, I used to try and sing My Chemical Romance. I try and sing— I sang it last year. Oh my God, I did it again. I sang Mama.

Mama, we are gonna die. I sang that at the karaoke bar and it was so bad. I could just imagine everyone thinking, oh God, hurry up and end. And then I went to that Drunken Clam karaoke bar with the Canadian guy. And I met that American guy and I sang My Chemical Romance, The Black Parade. And everyone

at the bar knew the song, so they all started singing and it just drowned me out. The bar was full of these Australian guys, very rowdy, young, immature Australian guys. They started singing this song by

John Lennon, something about women are the N-words of the world. And then they were all laughing, like they found it so funny. And the American guy was like tutting and shaking his head, saying this would never fly in the States.

Yeah, and then these other American guys, 2 American guys and a girl came in. The girl was quite cute. She was slim. She had like brown hair. She looked a bit like— I can't really think who she looks like. Yeah, so they started chatting to our American guy and they clicked, and then they said, oh, we're going

to this other bar, do you want to come? So we all went, 6 of us. It was the Kama Sutra Bar. And then that's where I got fingered in the armpit by a French girl, and that was the most sex I got from my bar hopping experience. It's so sad. I went bar hopping 4 times because the

first time was so fun. Because I touched a girl. I held her hand. Like, she said, do you want to sing, um, that song by The Killers? I forgot what it's called. So we sang it together,

and she seemed kind of drunk. She kept thinking I was Japanese. Then she put her arm around me, and then I put my arm around hers, and I like held her hand and like gave her a squeeze and a rub. And she squeezed me back.

And then they all left. She left with her friends. And I was so sad. I was like, oh. And then no one new came in because it was like 12:00, 1:00 AM. So all the French people left and it was just us 3 again. Me, the Canadian guy, and the other American guy. And the American guy kept

singing. He was quite good though, but he just sang and sang endlessly. And then it was like 3:00, 4:00 AM. And I get up, say, I'm gonna go, I'm done.

Yeah, I wanted to go back there, but it was so crowded the next time. They said, sorry, we're too crowded. I gave them my phone number. She said, if it gets less crowded, we'll phone you. They never phoned. I went bar hopping 4 times, and the only girl action I got was that French girl. I was like

so so desperate to, to have some kind of interaction with women.

And then every time I went to those Japanese bars, it was just hanging out with drunk Japanese guys or foreign guys. It's so boring.

Why is it the first time you do something is always the best, and then after that it's all downhill?

I tried so hard to recreate the other night,

and then I had to just give up. I got fed up walking home at 2 or 3 AM in the middle of the night. I'd walked from Umeda, I'd managed to get all the way to over the bridge of the Yodogawa River, and then I had to piss really badly. I just couldn't wait to get back into

bed. I was so tired. I had to get on the first train, 5:00 AM, so I could not walk all the way home before the first train started running. Those bar crawling nights were the worst. I kept thinking, at my age, I want to be in bed with my wife or my long-term girlfriend where we love each

other and it's great. I don't want to be bar hopping, like being this loser single guy Half wasted, crawling into bed at 6 AM in the morning.

This felt like so loser-y,

but I didn't know what to do. I felt so desperate for female affection.

And then you think, oh, you go to a prostitute. Yeah, but it's not enough.

I want intimacy. I don't just want pointless sex. Like, I want the sex obviously, but I want more than that. I want more than just sex.

I want someone to like care about me and want to spend time with me, not because I'm paying them.

Why was she musky down there? Is it because of what she ate? It must be because of what they eat. A lot of garlic and butter

and cheese.

I like it when they smell kind of like, like, you know, like a damp kitchen cloth that's been left out for a bit, so the bacteria has been festering,

but not too strong. Like faint, but enough so you know it's there.

Might have an orange.

Waitrose is hiring night replenishment assistant.

What kind of job's that?

Stock replenishment, ensuring shelves remain full as possible,

fulfilling online customer orders, reduce wastage.

How much they pay? Why doesn't— oh, night shift.

It doesn't say how much they pay.

It must be £12 an hour.

Yeah, night shifts are So miserable. You gotta be desperate for a job to do a night shift, or maybe you got like a weird nocturnal way of living. It's just miserable.

I want to be up when the sun's out. I hate night shift.

Just wanted to be in bed so badly.

When I quit my job at the petrol station, it was so nice to go to bed at 10 o'clock. I kept thinking, I'm so— I was wrapped up in bed at 10 thinking, I'm so glad I'm in bed and I don't have to start my shift now. It's like heaven being able to wake up in the morning.

And then I really thought, I've got to really focus on my YouTube channel because I do not want to work at the petrol station.

The annoying thing is when I gave him my notice, they got a new guy in and then they made me train the new guy. And I thought, why am I having to do this when I'm leaving soon?

Well, I thought night shift would be good because there will be less customers,

which was true.

Although you still got quite a lot coming in at 10 PM.

I don't know if I have dinner. The problem is when I have a 4 or 5 PM meal, I'm not hungry at dinner time.

What time is it now?

7:20.

Hmm, I might eat on stream then.

If I break now until 8, And then I'll come back 8 to 10 for 2 hours more,

do some Battlefield 6 final 2 hours.

But if I do 30 more minutes, then I only have to do 2 hours later, not 2 and a half hours. Can't you tell how much I love streaming? I'll suffer 30 minutes more now so I don't have to suffer it later when I'm more tired. Might have to take the Nurofen if I start getting a headache.

How have things been on the Discord server since I've been gone? Everyone having a good time now they're not going to get banned?

You're doing pretty good, better than 50 viewers last month. Yeah, thankfully I put in the work. And luckily the viewers came back.

Because if I kept on only getting 50 viewers,

I think I would have given up. It wouldn't be worth doing anymore because I was making like $7 an hour.

I would have only made $70 for streaming all day. I think I'd rather just get a job.

I would not be able to force myself to do this for $70 a day.

I would have been out of here.

Blue orange.

Red, blue, blue, green, red, green, orange.

Orange and blue,

blue, red,

and then you do the cross.

Easy. And then you line them up, you got red below, and then you do the algorithm.

Fuck, messed it up. What did I do? What? Ah, the wrong thing.

Where's it gone?

Ah, I messed it up now.

Um, blue, where's it gone? That's not right.

Okay, and then the cross, and then you line it up, and then you do that algorithm.

Wait, what?

I keep messing this one up. What? Why do I keep messing this one up?

Red, blue. Yeah, there you go. Oh yeah.

And you twist it like that,

and again,

and then again,

and it's still not right. Now you got blue.

And green,

and then you twist it like that.

Still not right,

still not right.

How'd you do it? It's still not right.

I think I've messed up this step.

Green, orange. Yeah, I did it. Okay, and then you do this final bit,

which is,

uh, oh, then you do this one.

Where's everyone tuning in from, guys?

Red, blue.

Still can't believe she canceled on me.

Red balloon.

I'm like still in a state of shock,

and for that reason as well. Like, if it's something else, like anything else,

Red, green.

Why can't I do this bit?

What? What?

Green.

What? No more TTS?

I got a $10 TTS 10 hours ago, and sometimes the $1 TTS guy comes in.

It's not doing anything.

Oh, that's a fixed spot.

It's not moving around. If you take the corner, that is correct, but none of them are.

I think— oh, maybe it's this one.

Green. I think you do it from this angle.

I'm really stumped. I'm buzzing. So where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I can't get the corners. To match up.

But take this one, I think.

No, that's just ruined it.

Orange, blue.

No. Oh, now I messed it up. Ah,

green, yellow, and then you do— what you do— it's taking ages.

I swear, sometimes it's just like random luck that I get it right.

No. Ah, oh, I got it. And then the final algorithm.

Yeah, easy.

That is how you do it. God.

22 minutes to go.

Yeah, I've never met Luffy in my entire life. I don't know why he's saying that. Um, it's kind of weird. Why is he being weird since, since I left Discord?

Sounds like he's

taking advantage of my absence.

No

one answered my question. I said, how have things been on the Discord? See, I show an interest and no one fucking answers me. It's like, why do I even bother?

Pretend that I even care.

Maybe I'll make a new Discord.

But OG's not allowed in, unfortunately. I'm sick and tired of you.

And girls only.

Why are people obsessed with my OnlyFans? Are you gay or something? What you never see in a guy's butthole.

Imagine having my gay OnlyFans saved on your computer and then you think I'm the gay one.

At least I don't have naked guys saved on my computer.

Yo, maybe I'll make a secret account and join so I can spy on you.

The account will be called Not Daniel.

You'll never know.

18 minutes left and then I only have 2 hours to do after dinner.

Put in the work now, save yourself time later. Delayed gratification.

You said there's nothing wrong with being gay. Is there something wrong with it now? No, I'm just saying, for a bunch of people that make fun of me for being gay all the time, it's kind of gay if you got my OnlyFans saved on your computer. So a bit hypocritical, isn't it?

Imagine keeping an archive of my own fans.

Maybe I should make a Japan has fallen video, and I blame the Japanese people becoming rude and hostile.

Would I take it up the butthole for £200? No,

it's got to be like £1,000 at least. It's got to be like £2,000 minimum.

One time, not inside.

No refunds.

Yeah, funny how there's so many people who've done Japan is rubbish kind of videos, like Ryan Boundless. But the only time Chris complains is when a woman is doing it. He's just scared a woman is going to get more views than he does. He's just jealous because he doesn't get viral smashes anymore, whilst Pearl— Oriental Pearl gets

like 10 million bangers quite often.

Chris is jealous his stupid boring high quality, high production value videos don't even get a million views anymore. But then Oriental Pal just uses a GoPro with no editing team, no filming team, and gets millions. I should have said that in my video. He's just jealous that a woman can do his job better and more efficiently. Like,

I don't think Chris's approach to it is very efficient if he's hiring like 10 people to edit the videos. Video and shoot the video. Oriental Pearl is like a one-person army,

shot on a tiny little GoPro, edits it herself. Chris needs a whole team to make his stupid videos and takes him like 2 months to make. Imagine not editing your own videos. It's like a singer not writing their own songs.

Chris just acting like a territorial ape just because he met the king and the emperor of Japan. And Ken Watanabe went on TV. He thinks he's hot shit.

He's just some piped-up, overblown, overhyped YouTuber who rode the algorithm and didn't have any scandals to scare people off.

He probably used ChatGPT to write his book as well.

He's just making these stupid jokes like, oh look, Oriental Pearl made a response video faster than a J-2 jet fighter squadron can take off from Moscow.

Oh, the Oriental Pearl hasn't made a reaction video. Oh wait, she has. Well, that lasted longer than an Israeli ceasefire. He's always got to make like some weird joke that's not even funny.

He really likes his hyperbole, doesn't he?

And then he does it in his stupid voice. Faster than a jet squadron taking off from Heathrow.

It's not even how he speaks. Why does he put on that weird voice?

Maybe he's not wrong, but it just makes him look kind of petty,

punching down.

Yeah, one day his kingdom will collapse and I'll be there to laugh. How the mighty have fallen.

That's why he's starting up all these, you know, all these things he's doing, like writing the book, eSIM company. Buying a bar. It's like a desperation because he can see the writing on the wall.

Otherwise he'd just focus on YouTube. I mean, why is he focusing on all these other projects if YouTube's doing so great?

Yeah, I bet the, um, the right-wing nationalistic Japanese people would side with say. She's right, immigration is gonna become a problem.

The links between rising immigration and the increase of graffiti and rubbish are real.

But Chris has such a lefty woke audience, even if Chris disagrees, he knows he'll be

YouTube suicide to like go against what his audience thinks. He's got such a woke SJW audience.

I mean, they all do, like Connor, Garnt, Joey.

I just think, like, from a business perspective, it doesn't pay to be right-wing because you— I mean, if you're too right-wing, you get shut down and deplatformed

and shadowbanned because all these companies are owned by Silicon Valley who are left.

So if you want to make money

and be the most palatable to the most number of people, it's wise not to go right and

be more left-leaning.

I think it's all a business move. A business decision.

What's RiceGum up to these days?

Last time I heard of him, he was streaming on Twitch, getting like 20K viewers.

His last video was 8 years ago.

Jesus. No, it was 2 years ago. He was having a baby, wasn't he? Baby girl.

My ex-girlfriend called me, we picked up 5 years ago. His video on his channel.

His voice was so annoying. Like, he sounded like he always had a blocked nose. Or he had a cold.

A pregnant RiceGum. He's having a baby.

He got 2 billion views. It's pretty good.

That was my dream. I wanted to be like RiceGum.

RiceGum started off as Some little kid just playing video games, just making silly little vlogs. Look, his oldest video, 10 years ago, Day in the Life of RiceGum.

There's nothing special about this. I used to make videos like this, just vlogging in my bedroom.

That was my dream. My dream is I'd like get 2 billion views, make a couple million, set for life. But he's some skinny Asian guy making a vlog in his bedroom, which is no different to what I used to do. How come he ended up 10 million subs? Crap, I'm so tired. I can hardly open my eyes.

When I get ready for sleep, I usually just sleep this light. All cheers, cheers. I'm not complaining. It's just some vlog in his bedroom. What's up, man? On my way to school. Very devastated. Uh, yeah, but we're almost here, man. Look at this car. Hey dude, we going like— Yo, what's up guys? I just got dropped off

on that bus. Uh, this is a really important— It's even got like cheesy stock music playing.

That was my dream, like be— have humble beginnings just making little vlogs. I thought that could be me. Make a couple million and then quit.

Now here I am, still grinding.

Didn't make any millions.

I made a quarter of a million and then I blew it all chasing the poos. Non-stop traveling.

The early 2010s, everyone was a bedroom vlogger.

That's how they all started. Like, DanIsNotOnFire.

I wanted to be like him as well. I like that Crabsticks guy, he was quite funny. He always had low-quality webcam kind of videos.

His last video was, oh, 10 months ago. 18k views.

He kept disappearing and coming back years later.

Yeah, these days everyone's like a business person. With a professional setup and a podcast where they interview guests. That's how they get big now. Like, Caleb Hammer started off doing these crappy finance videos, not getting anywhere, and then he switched to podcast format.

Yeah, it's so like overproduced nowadays. Back in those days, everyone was just vlogging from their bedroom, like Joe Sugg and Alfie Deyes. Marcus Butler. I wonder what Marcus Butler guy's up to nowadays.

The vloggers, the vlog era.

Marcus Butler got $270 million.

The YouTube boy band.

Last video, 7 years ago. He got Jack Whitehall on his channel somehow. In bed with Jack Whitehall.

Marcus Butler was so cringe. His skits and stuff are so stupid. What happens with Zoella?

Hello everybody, welcome back to my channel. Today I want to start again.

1 billion views. Her last video was 7 years ago.

Hello everybody. Zoe, Zoe Sugg.

6 days ago, still gets like half a million views.

Christmas with Mark, a decade of friendship. Friend-zoned.

Wait, so is she married to Joe Sugg?

Joey and Zoe.

No way, they're brother and sister. Zoella's married to Alfie Deyes.

That was funny. You guys don't even know who I'm talking about, so you don't get it.

Hmm, the dono thing is not working.

I got— oh, there it is.

Hey Alexa, what is my current location? Well, wow, thanks so much.

Yeah, I got confused. I thought Zoe was married to Joe, but they're brother and sister, aren't they?

That'll be weird.

Alfie Daze still vlogging, it's crazy.

I just— I feel like Alfie Daze never had any content apart from just, hey guys, what's up? Today I'm having breakfast.

Alfie Daze.

1 billion views. He's still going,

waking up in bed with the camera. So like,

God, I would hate it. Imagine your boyfriend wakes up in the morning and he's like, hey guys, I'm in bed now. It's fucking stupid.

He's got kids, doesn't he? How many kids? 2 kids. Damn, everyone being rich, having kids, getting married. Let me say, yeah, no progress.

What, do they have kids but they're not married yet?

I'm gonna have a break now. It's been 3 hours. See you after

the break.