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I'm getting attacked by these massive

mosquitoes. Squished 2!

They keep coming for me. They got me!

Damn it, didn't even

see it. Black and

white striped mosquitoes,

probably because of this park here.

Whenever you go into a park, you get

attacked by mosquitoes.

Yes, we're live. Welcome back.

My life is a mess.

Oh, I feel so tired.

I went bar hopping yesterday.

It wasn't that fun, to be honest. It was

okay, then it just got more and more

boring because of this Japanese

guy who wouldn't shut up.

I feel like every time I go to a bar, it

gets less and less fun compared to the

previous time. I wanted

to go down into this park, but it's full

of mosquitoes.

I think when you go drinking, you come

home late, you just feel tired the next

day. Whoa, are they building a new bridge?

Another bridge?

There's so many bridges, you might as well

just concrete over the whole river. At

this point, wouldn't that just be easier?

Uh, smells like the sea.

See where I'm going. Okay,

I don't know if I can go where I want to

go. Oh no, I need to go down there.

We don't want to cross the river.

And then I got this massive pimple on my

cheek. It's like a hard lump that's

going to leave a scar. Getting these

massive pimples recently, not tiny ones

that you pop after a day, like big,

big, thick, firm lumps.

Maybe it's the alcohol, or is

it the wanking? Oh my God,

am I not supposed to walk on this road? I

hate my sleeve keeps falling down even

though I'm trying to roll it up.

I only wanked— I only wagged— I

can't swear, social creep, I might get in

trouble. I only winkered once

today. Oh no, it's raining!

Oh my God, can my life get any worse?

Why is weather in Japan so rubbish?

Yesterday it was non-stop wind, like

hurricane, outside my window, and the

glass doors were rattling, so I had to

shove little bits of paper and cardboard

into the gaps to stop the door frame from

moving.

And then now it's calm, but it's starting

to rain.

Oh my God, fucking hell,

I hate that sound.

So loud.

I think I got bitten again.

I don't even see where the mosquitoes are.

Oh, now it's starting to rain a lot. Get

my umbrella. I want to check— I guess

there's no point checking. It's been 5

minutes. I think the rule is you're not

allowed to swear in the first 30 seconds,

but then afterwards it's fine. No idea

Accidentally swapped. Where's my umbrella?

Oh my God, I'm getting wet. Oh, I can't

find my umbrella. Where is it?

I thought I put it in this compartment.

Did I not?

I can't find my umbrella.

Oh my God, I hate this stupid bag.

Can never find anything.

Oh, it's here.

Why is everything so hard?

No, I got my umbrella.

Come on,

go! Stupid car.

I can't open the umbrella. What?

Why won't it open?

Okay, as long as it isn't windy

as well. Windy and rain might break my

umbrella. Oh, now I need to pee. What? I

just went to the toilet.

How do I need to pee again?

God's sake,

I literally went to the toilet. Twice

before starting the stream.

Everything in life is just annoying,

isn't it? Yeah, so last night I

went to meet the Canadian viewer guy and

he brought his American friend.

He was really tall, like 6 foot something,

white guy. And then we went to a gyoza

place, like I don't know, like Chinese

food place. They sold gyoza and dumplings,

so I had some gyoza,

and then we went to some English pub and I

had fish and chips. And then after that,

the American guy left. I feel like I had

a feeling he was gonna leave because it

was kind of— I wouldn't say boring,

maybe like low— the vibes were low energy.

So I was kind of expecting him to say,

well, I'm gonna go. And then he did. He

said, that's me for tonight. And then he

left at like 9 PM, half 9. I thought we're

gonna go bar hopping and drinking and

stuff, and then he just leaves at 9. But

anyway, I— we said we're gonna go home

too, but we ended up going to The Hub in

Umeda. I went with the Canadian guy, and

then we ended up in The Hub until 1 AM.

I saw— oh, you remember the Japanese guy

who said I have a beautiful face? I saw

him again, so I tapped on his shoulder and

I was like, oh, hisashi buri. And then he

said he saw my live stream where I was

leaving Osaka. I said, oh, that's just

content. He said he was worried. I said,

don't worry, it's just my YouTube content.

And then he laughed,

and then I talked to him for a bit, but he

always disappears. I don't get it. So we

talked a bit, and then he went to the

smoking room, and then I never saw him

come out, and I never saw him again. So I

don't know if he's like really good at

nampa and picking up girls, and he comes

in and he leaves with a girl within an

hour or something, or if he just comes in

for one drink and then leaves. Because I

swear I never see him again after the

first time I talked to him, same as the

first time. So then he left, or we lost

him, and then Canadian guy tried to talk

to some girls. He did better than I did,

at least this time they talked back a

little bit. So the Canadian guy goes up to

some Japanese girls and starts talking to

them in Japanese, but the conversation

lasts for like 30 seconds and then they're

like Oh, we're gonna go get more drinks,

but they already have drinks. Their

glasses were not empty, so that was

obviously a lie. Japanese people are very

good at lying. They don't just tell you

straight up. Like, you could go on a date

and then you say, oh, I had fun, can we

meet again? Let's go here. And then

they're like, oh yeah, I want to meet

again, I'll let you know when I'm free,

we'll do this and that. And then they

never message you. And they're just saying

that to be polite, but it starts to get

annoying when you're constantly being lied

to. At least in the UK they just say, oh,

sorry, but I didn't really feel anything,

but good luck. At least they tell you

directly in the UK. In Japan they just lie

to you and then probably secretly block

you. It gets really annoying. If you don't

want to meet, then don't say you want to

meet again. But they're so, uh, they're so

two-faced here. And then we started

standing around the bar, and then this

Japanese guy comes up to us who looks just

like Nobita. He looked like spitting image

and also spoke in almost the exact same

way as Nobita, like Japanese people,

like that. He sounded and looked just like

Nobita. So he came up to us and he was

talking in English and he was telling us

his whole life story. But then all these

other guys kept coming in and they knew

him, and these guys were like really good

at nampa, picking up girls. So we said to

him, we want to talk to Japanese girls,

and then he's like, oh, okay, leave it to

me. And then he gets his like nampa friend

to bring some girls over to us.

This guy, he's got like really white

teeth, nice hair, Really smiley. He looks

like one of those host guys who lives— who

works in the host club. He brings over

these 2 Japanese girls, Mizuki and Saki.

They were quite— I mean, they're not bad

looking, they're quite pretty. They're

wearing like black short skirt,

long black hair, looked okay. And then we

talked to them for like 1 minute and then

they said, oh, we need to go to toilet.

They walk over to the toilet, they don't

even go in the toilet, and they stand

there for like 10 seconds. And then they

walk back to the bar, which is where they

came from. They're such liars.

So we just were saying stuff like,

uh, what's your name? I'm Daniel. I'm from

the UK. Do I look Japanese?

And then that was it really. I don't know

what else we said. You just talk about

where you're from and how old you are and

what your name is, and then they walk off.

So yeah, that didn't go very well. The

Japanese guy was not getting involved

because he said, um, he said he had a

girlfriend, so he didn't want to talk to

the girls, but he would let us have a go.

So me and the Canadian guy were like

trying to talk to these Japanese girls

that his number friend just dragged over,

and then they'd walk away within a minute.

So it was so weird, but at least this

time we actually got to talk to some

girls. Better than last time, I guess.

So hard to talk to Japanese girls. When I

went alone a couple weeks ago, I went

up to a couple groups of Japanese girls

and I was like, hello, do you speak

English? And they just say no and they

look away. So then you feel kind of

stupid. But even if you talk in Japanese,

it doesn't really make a huge difference.

They just one-word answer your boring

questions and then they walk off. They

either say, oh, I need toilet, or I'm

gonna get more drinks, or my friend over

there, and then they just walk away.

So the night progressed. As the night gets

later and later, you notice there's less

and less girls and there's only guys left.

There's like 90% guys, 10% girls left

around midnight. And I saw these really

big 6-foot-tall Chad Japanese guys who

look like they play baseball or something.

God, they were so big, and they were just

going up to girls and Literally grabbing

them by the arm, pulling them over to

their tables, chatting to them, laughing.

Oh geez, how do you compete against that?

That's basically your competition if

you want to go to a bar. It's just way too

hard. You need so much charisma

and confidence, and also you need looks to

some degree. If you don't have those 3

things, you're kind of screwed. Like, you

could be really good at talking, but if

you don't have confidence, you're not even

going to start talking. You could be

really confident, but if you suck at

talking, you could go around the entire

bar talking to every girl, they will just

walk away, won't they? And then if you're

really ugly, no one's going to want to

talk to you. So you're kind of screwed if

you don't have the 3 traits.

I've got zero charisma, I got zero

confidence, and I got like

My looks may be mid. I think my looks are

like 5 out of 10. I've got a nice face,

but I look like a boy. I don't look like a

man. That's the problem. I've been told

many times I'm handsome, so I don't think

my face— my pimples make me look ugly.

That's the problem. But it's my body,

really. I've got the body of a 15-year-old

boy. That's the problem.

Yeah,

it's hard. I always end up— some Japanese

guy or foreign guy comes up to us and end

up talking to them the whole night. So

this Japanese guy was so annoying. At

first he was nice because he got his

number friends to bring some girls over

and he bought me an orange juice, but then

he kept talking and talking and talking

and I couldn't understand a word he was

saying. His accent was so thick, like

Nobita. And the bar was so noisy I could

barely understand what he was saying. And

then sometimes he spoke Japanese, but he

spoke really fast, so I couldn't really

catch it. So we were just standing there

nodding, pretending to understand what he

was saying, but he just didn't stop

talking. Oh my God, he kept going on

and on about how we can do nampa,

like, you can do it, you need confidence,

you blah blah blah. And if you shut up,

then we could actually find some girls to

talk talk to, but he never shut up and he

never left. So we ended up having to say,

oh, we're gonna leave now. That was how we

got out of it. But his friends were doing

nampa and like waving at us to come over,

but he never stopped talking, so we

couldn't like leave him. And he kept

saying the same thing over and over again.

So annoying.

Spent probably over 2 hours stuck with

him. He kept going on and on about who

knows what. I don't know how— I just

don't know how someone can talk so much

and not realize that people don't care

what he's saying about, what he's talking

about, because we weren't really showing

any interest. We were just going, uh-huh,

uh-huh, yeah. And then I kept trying to

change the topic by bringing up Nampa

because I don't really care about talking

about anything else. I'm just interested

in the ways of the nampa because I

find it very alien,

but watching guys do it is kind of funny.

Girls come in, they just stand around

waiting to be nampa'd, and then the guys

would swoop in. They'd usually start off

with a kanpai. They'd like raise their

glasses, do a little clink, Do a little

smile and then ask something like, oh,

is it your first time here? Oh, how many—

are you here with your friend? And then

I'm not sure what else they say after

that. Probably make some joke.

Yeah, I don't know about the hub in Umeda.

I've only been to 2 hubs. I went to the

hub in Umeda 3 times now, and that's the

one where it's all Japanese people and

it's only Japanese girls standing around

to get picked up. The one in Shinsaibashi

felt like it was more fun because it had

more foreigners, and it was just people

getting drunk and laughing and stuff, not

trying to pick up girls. So from

my experiences, the bars where it's mostly

foreigners or all foreigners have been way

more fun than the Japanese bars where it's

full of Japanese people. You end up just

talking to some drunk Japanese guy for

ages and ages. I'd rather talk

to some foreigner guy. Yeah,

so I think in the future probably try and

find places where it's foreigner, mostly

foreigners. So maybe stick to Shinsaibashi

or Namba. Umeda is mostly Japanese people,

I think. You walk around Umeda, so all

Japanese young Japanese people, 20s.

They're mostly mid-20s,

maybe early 30s, but you see a lot of

young Japanese people walking around there

getting drunk. Barely see any foreigners

around Umeda when it's late. I think all

around Shinsaibashi and Namba. I had way

more fun in Shinsaibashi at that karaoke

bar. So that

is my experience.

Plans for today— well, my plan is

to livestream and then pee, I think,

because I just had a McDonald's before

doing the stream. I didn't want to do

McDonald's on stream because I feel kind

of tired. Don't want to mute the stream,

lose all my viewers,

and it's nice to just eat food slowly

without being on camera,

not worrying about music, stuff like that.

Had a Big Mac and I had a big cup

of orange juice, so I think that's why I

keep needing to pee.

So the first bit of last night So

the first bit of last night when we just

got food with that American guy who was

friends with the Canadian guy, uh,

I found it kind of boring to be honest

because we didn't talk to anyone. The only

reason that I want to go bar hopping is

because I want to bump into random

strangers and have random encounters, not

kind of get stuck with people and then

just sit in our own group. I like it when

you go to a bar and just end up chatting

to strangers. That's when it's the most

fun. I went to some bars with Blood

Bucket like a month ago, but we were

the only customers in the bars. There were

no people there, so it didn't feel that

fun. There are a few people in

the BDM— I mean, the rope tying up bar,

but we didn't talk to them.

I think I'm figuring out what kind of bar

I like to go to.

We went to some place called Tenma, Tenma

Station, where they've got these little

tiny streets full of food stalls. I think

it's like Golden Gai in Tokyo, but I

didn't like it. It's just for food. It's

got little food stalls, little Korean

style, you know, you sit around a barrel

and and then you have some chicken and a

beer with your friends. It didn't really

feel like a place you go to to meet

strangers. It just felt like a place you

go to with your friends or girlfriend.

Don't know if you've been to Tenma before.

Had lots of little kind of like bars but

not really proper bars. Tiny little holes

in the wall selling food. I don't think

I'd go back there.

I think Hub is still the best place. Hub

and karaoke bars in Shinsaibashi. Have

been the most fun. Am I allowed to walk on

this road? It doesn't look very

pedestrian-friendly. I'm just like

standing in the middle of the road right

Whatever. Sometimes the roads in Japan are

so bad, no footpath or anything.

I want to get over there to the river.

So we left the bar 1 AM. Actually, I

didn't want to leave the bar, but I felt

like if I didn't leave, that stupid

Japanese guy would never shut up. So I was

kind of talked out of the bar. There were

a bunch of girls just standing around I

thought I might be able to talk to, but

then I was too slow and then Japanese guys

quickly swooped in. They're so quick.

When it's midnight, you just get a massive

group of Japanese guys standing around,

and then sometimes some girls come in. As

soon as they come in, they get pounced on.

So quick. If you're not quick, you lose.

But even if you're quick and then you,

you talk, but you're not very good at

talking, you lose their interest and

they'll just walk off, and then you just

blew your shot. It's tough,

tough game,

not easy.

I thought I could walk along the river,

but they closed it.

I don't know why Japanese women are so

boring to talk to. I just— I can't.

Compared to French girls, the French girls

were so different. They just came up to

us, they're like, hey, where are you guys

from? Here, sing some karaoke with us.

French girls are so good, so out going

and extroverted. Oh, I'm so bored of

Japanese girls. I think the reason they

don't— the reason why they're boring is

because they're pretty and they don't have

to put any, any effort in because loads of

guys just come up to them and the guys are

putting in all the effort. So all they

have to do is like stand there and smile

and giggle. They don't have any reason to

have to put any effort in, so they don't

put any effort. So you end up talking to

like giggling smiling robots that look

nice. I don't know why Western

girls are so different, but I feel like I

totally get why Chris Broad and Anime Man,

why they date Westerners and not Japanese

girls. Because for the longest time I just

thought, why didn't Chris Broad just get

like a cute Japanese girlfriend? Because

they're so boring.

God, I don't know how an

entire nation of women can be so dull.

Yeah, pickup culture here is really weird.

The girls just stand around like prey.

Like, they actually look like a scared

pack of sheep, like prey, nervously

looking around. And then they wait for

some wolves, some Japanese guys, to sweep

in, make them laugh, buy them drinks, and

then if it goes well, they end up leaving

together. But watching

it is quite funny. It's like watching a

nature documentary. Just imagine David

Attenborough's voiceover. The male

Japanese man stands around waiting for

prospective females to enter the bar.

As soon as some females enter the bar,

the Japanese guys swoop in with the pickup

lines that they practice with their

friends. I don't know, it's very

weird, especially seeing the big Chad

Japanese guys. They give no Fs. They grab

the girls by the hands and stuff.

You gotta be really assertive. You want

something, you gotta take it. Otherwise,

no one's gonna give you handouts. It's the

brutal reality of dating in Japan.

That's probably why the— why so many

people here don't date and don't have

kids, and they're like single hikikomoris,

because the dating culture is weird and

the women don't put any effort.

Just stand around like docile robots.

I think it's only until the women here get

to like age 40, then they actually develop

a personality and they're not all, oh,

that's good anymore. The 20-year-olds— oh

my God, I can't stand the 20-year-old

Japanese girls here. They're all like, oh

my God.

Best women in Japan, probably like 35 to

Oh my God, I can't stand the 20-year-old

Japanese. Girls drive me crazy,

and the way they act so childish like

little children really pisses me off. And

the high-pitched squeaky voice—can't stand

it. Oh,

shut up!

They call it buriko. It's that act of the

high-pitched voice acting cute. They do

that because Japanese men like it.

Japanese men, they really like submissive

women. A lot of Japanese men won't date a

Western woman because Western women are

known to be stronger, more feisty. They

can't like boss them around like they can

boss Japanese girls around. But I don't

really want to boss people around because

I'm not very

assertive. I like a strong woman, maybe.

So I'm kind of in the wrong country.

Not that I'm in the wrong country because

obviously I've got a girlfriend, so none

of that really affects me because, you

know. But really, in the dating scene,

I'm just observing.

Don't think I'd go back to that hub again.

I'd stick to Shinsaibashi. Canadian guy is

going to bars again tonight. He asked me

if I want to come. I said no, I can't do 2

nights in a row. So tiring staying up all

night having drinks. Then I had to get a

bicycle 2 AM in the morning. I got home at

3 AM, but I wasn't really drunk.

I just had 1, 2 drinks. I had a lot of

food, so I sobered up really quickly. I

had some orange juice.

Really tricky.

It's just boring. I mean, it's boring to

talk to the girls here. So then you think,

oh, why don't you just pay for cereal?

Well, then you go and pay for cereal and

then boring because you've got to use a

rubber ducky and it's obviously fake and

she hates you. And then they put so much

lube on, it's so slimy, so slimy and wet,

and a hole so big and you can't feel

anything. You put your dick in, it feels

like your dick vanished. Honestly, it's

like they inject anesthesia into your dick

so you just can't feel it anymore. And

then it goes soft and it's really

embarrassing because she's like, oh, why

is it not hard? Maybe this is covered and

drenched in lube. And your hole is like a

so you can't win.

Boring to talk to, boring to smash.

Nothing beats the real girlfriend

experience, really, because you don't have

to talk to them anymore, and then you can

smash raw. Which way do I go?

I'll go this way.

Oh, hi Sunny. I had a bad time at the bars

last night. Japanese man

wouldn't stop talking to me. I feel

like there's 2 types of Japanese men.

They're either like Nobita or they're

either like Natsuki. There's only 2 types,

maybe a 3rd type who's like a host with

the white teeth and the nice hair. They

got the slick moves.

You peaked in Shinsaibashi. Yeah, I think

the 2 weeks ago one at the karaoke bar was

the peak. It was so fun.

I want to do it again, but it's really

hard to recreate because you need a

similar group of people, and also the bars

need to not be completely packed so you

can actually go in there.

Oh, thanks, Young Joshy. Yeah, stay

strong. It's just hard

to fulfill my manly needs.

I want to talk to women, but also I I

find it boring. I don't get it.

How was your sleep at the end of last

livestream? Uh, he went to bed pretty soon

after I finished the stream, so that was

fine. I guess it's not bad he stays up

until 2:00 a.m. because to be fair, I do

come home a lot at 2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m.,

and I'm probably making noise as well when

I'm taking my shoes off and stuff. So him

being up makes me feel a little bit less

guilty. So I can't complain too much when

I'm coming home half drunk from bars in

the middle of the night. I'm probably

making some noise as well because I'm

stumbling and stuff.

I think it stopped raining.

I don't know, I found the beginning of

last night boring because we just hung out

with the Canadian guy and his American

friend, and I wanted to talk to strangers,

but the American guy was a stranger

because I never met him before. But then I

felt kind of sleepy.

I want like spontaneous stranger

encounter. That's why I

want to go to the bars, not sit in a bar

with people I already know and then just

stay in your own group. I find that a bit

boring.

Otherwise there's no point going to a bar.

I might as well just go to yakiniku or a

restaurant if you're just going to stay in

your own group. God, this place

looks rubbish. Why is it all weird

looking? Mess. Look at this massive mess

of bridges and tracks.

Yeah, I saw Venus Angelic posting a story

saying she's going to jail. Yeah, well,

shouldn't have been selling weed then.

Imagine she goes to jail because I leaked

that spicy bit of info.

No, it's not my fault.

I have slippery lips. Daniel, do live

streaming camping with barbecue.

I don't want to buy all this stuff. It

would cost thousands of yen to buy a

stove. Gas, cooking utensils,

and then all the insects will come swarm

over me, and then I will clean it up.

She was shoplifting. Oh, she like addicted

to shoplifting now? It is kind of

exciting, shoplifting.

I've done it before. Oh my God,

I'm on the road. Why is there no footpath?

I feel like Venus is just going through

every addiction. She's done— she's

done porn addiction, making porn,

alcohol addiction. Probably drug addiction

and then shoplifting addiction. She should

try gambling next.

She should do stock market. Daniel, do a

live streaming camping with barbecue.

Maybe if I had someone to do it with.

Hong Kong guy is not messaging me, so I

don't think he wants to meet.

Probably stealing alcohol. Do you think

she's broke? She said she hasn't had

access to her YouTube account in a year.

She said she, she gave her password and

login details to someone she thought she

trusted. Why would you do that though?

Why would you need to give anyone your

password and login details? And then that

person locked her out of it, so they

weren't very trustworthy. But why would

you do that in the first place? I wouldn't

trust anyone with my— maybe my Sister, I

might trust her.

But I don't see— what was that

text-to-speech? It vanished so quickly.

I don't know what's gonna happen to our

girl Venus. She ignores me, but she knows

she's one of us. Venus would fit right in

with us.

Even though she would hate to admit it. I

messaged her and she left me on read. I

can't believe it.

We can save her.

I'll fix her.

I have no idea where I'm going.

I think it stopped raining.

Yeah, maybe my sister locks me out and

she's like, Daniel, you have to get a job.

This YouTube thing, you have to stop it.

It's hurting too many people.

As your little sister, I must step

in. I would never

tell anyone my login details. Check the

Yeah, we're just kind of going this

direction. I was hoping to walk by the

river, but I can't get near it. There's

construction. How much longer will

you be in Japan? About 4

weeks, I think. Going to Tokyo nearing

the end of May.

Can I

just go this way? I want to get to the

Yeah, one month left in Japan,

back home. To my big

house. I have maybe

half a month left when I

come home until my sister's wedding.

Look at Japanese pickup trucks. I keep

saying there's no pickup trucks anywhere,

but that is basically basically the

equivalent of the pickup trucks here.

They look weird, like the head's too big

and the trailer bit's too small.

Bro, you still alive? Yes,

I will be a few more decades,

then I'm gone. See ya.

I left my mark on the world.

Did everything I wanted to do.

Now we're just doing side quests.

Does anyone know if Daniel's still doing

crypto? Yeah, I've got £100 in crypto. I

buy £2 a day. I wish I bought more at

57K though, as it went straight back up

65K. But I feel like that could be the

last rally before the dump. Don't know,

don't care. I'm just going to stick to £2

a day no matter what happens. £2 a day,

dollar cost average.

Oh wow, thanks, Putanaki. You should def

watch Broke Tourist's video on picking

ladyboys in Thailand. You could get some

lessons on how to do it as soon as you get

back in Thailand. Maybe that's the

ladyboy. There is one specific ladyboy on

the video that is hot enough. Trust me,

you would def hit that winking face

laughing face. I feel like the best

Japanese girls would be a ladyboy who's

really cute with the personality of a guy

who's not shy. That'll be great.

Maybe I go to a gay bar.

Why only £2 a day? Well, really I want to

do £5 a day, but only if it goes lower.

I don't want to buy £5 a day when it's

over 60k. This cat's running up and down

the street.

Now I'm not gay, but if I can't talk to

cute women because they're too shy, then

the next best thing is I talk to cute

ladyboys because they're not shy.

I'll do £5 a day if Bitcoin drops down to

like 50k.

If you could do your childhood over,

would you rather have grown up in

Malaysia? No,

because I like my UK passport and I

think if I made money in Malaysian

ringgit, it'd be very low money. In

Malaysia, the minimum wage is similar to

Thailand, so it's like £1 an hour. You

work 40 hours a day— I mean, you work 40

hours a week. It's like,

I don't know, 40,

40 pounds. Probably make like £200 a

month. £250 a

month. You'd never be able to leave

because you make such little money.

And then if I was a Malaysian YouTuber,

I'd probably have a really crap CPM

because I have a Malaysian audience.

Really, the best audience to have is an

English-speaking audience from America,

Australia, Canada, Germany.

You really don't want a third world

country audience because the CPM sucks.

I had some videos where it had loads of

Indian viewers and the CPM was rubbish.

So yeah, being a native English speaker

automatically means you're going to

attract an English audience, which is the

best audience. If I was Malaysian,

I guess I could make English videos

because Malaysian people are good at

English. I don't know.

How are your pickup tactics different with

white women versus Asian women? Well,

with white women, they just come up to me

and they start talking to me. I talked to

French girls, British girls at the pub.

They came up to me and they even bought me

a drink. A British woman bought me a drink

and she had a boyfriend or husband and she

still bought me a drink. Imagine a

Japanese girl coming up to you, rubbing

your nipples, and then buying you a drink.

It would never happen.

Oh yes, the big busy road, my favorite.

Wow, Sunny's still in Korea.

That's a long holiday.

The fence doesn't look safe. Yeah, what's

that sound? Is that electricity or is it

bugs? Should I touch it? It sounds

like an electric fence.

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I tell you I saw that Japanese guy again

at the same hub from the

first time I went alone? The one who said

I have a beautiful side profile. He was

there again. I can't believe it. He must

go there every night or something. He said

he comes a lot. I said, I bet you do.

But he only stays for a very short time

and then he disappears. I don't know what

He's funny. I think he's gay. I don't

know, he looks kind of gay. He did come up

to me and say I have a beautiful face.

Maybe I'll message him. He said he watched

my livestream. He said he saw the

livestream called I Have to Leave Osaka.

He said he was worried. I said don't

worry, it's just content.

Those guys, they probably go to the same

hub every weekend.

Trying to get lucky.

How do I go along the river? This did not

go how I planned.

I thought I'd have a nice relaxing walk

along the Yodogawa,

but nope.

I want to go down there.

Yeah, it's so tiring

going out. I'm so tired today. I slept

like 12 hours, but I still feel really

tired. My face— after you come back from

drinking, the next day your face is all

bloated. My face is all bloated now. I

don't want to show it. I know I've got a

big pimple. I'll walk it off. I think next

time I just have one drink and then I have

orange juice afterwards. It's not worth

it. You have more than 2 drinks and then

you just get too drunk and you feel

terrible. Oh, I don't

want to cross the river. Fine, cross the

Have you lost weight? From walking so

much. Yeah, I think so.

My stomach became much flatter. My face

seems more hollow.

The worst bit is when I missed the last

train. This is basically like a recreation

of last night. This is what I had to do

last night. I had to walk all the way over

the river because for some reason when

it gets too late, there's no bicycles

around Umeda. All the bicycles are gone,

so you have to walk like an hour out of

Umeda to get the nearest bicycle. So I

walked all the way from Umeda over this

bridge All the way into that side to

find a bicycle.

I don't know what this is. Look at this,

random metal towers that go into the water

and then just kind of break apart, all

rusted. That must have been where they

used to launch the World War II ships to

fight the Americans. Maybe this is like

one of those places where maybe it used to

be a shipbuilding yard and they would plop

out the ships here, sail it down the river

into the Pacific.

I wonder where they built all the ships

and army stuff. There must be some big

area factory where they're being

mass-produced. I wonder what it is now.

It probably makes, I don't

know, like adult diapers. Now. Wow, look

at the river.

You're in calorie deficit? Yeah,

probably. I'm burning like 1,200 calories

every time I walk 25 kilometers. I get

McDonald's, it's like 700 calories I

think, and then I have a sandwich and

packet of crisps.

Didn't the Americans order the Japanese to

hand in the katanas and then they melted

it all down into scrap metal? That's kind

of mean. Imagine the rage of

being a Japanese warrior and your country

gets conquered by foreigners. With swords

melted down. I would have just seppuku'd

out of rage.

I think there was some Japanese general,

he actually advocated to not surrender and

just let the entire country get blown up.

Yeah, I don't think his opinion was very

popular.

I do about 40,000 steps every

day— no, every stream. When I'm not

streaming, I might do 10,000 or 15,000,

just a casual walk.

Let's say UFO,

UFO flying.

Where am

I? Which side, which side is Umeda?

Oh, it's that side. I thought that was

Juso. It's not. It all looks the same.

Yeah, after 12 or 1 AM, there's quite a

lot of people doing the walk of shame back

home because they missed their last train.

So either wait until 5 AM for the first

train, walk home, spend a lot of money on

a taxi, or try and get a bicycle, but you

have to walk an hour outside of Amida to

find a bicycle.

Wish I had

24/7 trains.

Why don't they have 24-hour trains?

They could get more people to get jobs,

so there'd be more jobs available for

night shift. Restaurants and pubs could

stay open later or all night.

Why do they shut the trains down?

I think they need some time to do

Import more Muslims and Indians.

Oh wow, thanks. When was the last time you

spoke with BB? You think will she ever

donate again? Is still upset about the

sleepover cancellation? She donated last

stream and she

messaged me asking me if I was okay

because I got lost

in the mountains of Nara.

What are your thoughts on Muslims and

Indians? I love them so much. I think we

should have a mosque in every town and

village. We need more cultural

diversification. It is our strength.

Oh, it's raining again.

Weather here really sucks.

Yesterday the wind was so strong someone's

jeans blew off from the balcony above me.

That was so funny, just flew away.

Someone lost their jeans.

That's what you get for hanging your

laundry out. I don't know why you hang

your laundry outside on the balcony. I

don't have to hang my laundry because I go

to the fancy coin laundry place where it

blows your laundry dry after

it's clean, so I never have to hang it

out. Imagine not being able to

afford an extra ¥100 to blow dry your

clothing in the laundry machine. People

are so desperate to save ¥100, and then

you lose your jeans cuz it blew away in

If I don't have a drying machine, I just

lay my clothing on the bed in the chairs,

let it dry during the day. I have never

had to hang my laundry outside apart

from in Thailand because

there's not really any reason not to.

It never gets windy.

I don't think I ever remember it being

windy in Thailand.

I think Japan just blocks all the wind.

It absorbs all the wind before it reaches

Thailand. I swear I don't remember it

being windy. Japan is probably the

windiest country I've ever been. It's

windy all the time.

I think today's the last day of Golden

Week. Thank God, get back to normal.

Golden Week's weird. It's too long.

It's nearly 2 weeks if you add in the

weekends. It's 2 weekends and then a whole

week, so it's like 4 plus 7, 11 days,

nearly 12 days. Of non-stop holiday.

Everywhere's packed and crowded because

everyone's doing Golden Week trips and

The hotels get expensive because they get

packed. There's kids everywhere. Trains

are packed. I hate Golden Week. Everyone

go back to work.

And then people always ask you what you're

doing on Golden Week, as if Golden Week is

any different for me to any other week.

And then you just say, oh, I'm going to

Nara, I'm going to Kyoto to meet my

I might be able to pee in the Lawson

because it's not after

midnight, so they might be still open.

It's weird, when I'm in Japan I feel like

such a loser. I don't know why. I feel

like a hikikomori, neat otaku

who can't get a girlfriend. But when I'm

in Thailand, I feel like I'm this rich

European who doesn't have to work, can

live in a nice condo. I definitely feel

kind of pathetic in Japan,

especially when you go to bars and then

you see all the other guys who are

desperately trying to get a girlfriend.

It's like this feeling of patheticness as

a man in Japan that you can't really

get away from. But when you're in

Thailand, you feel like a king. I don't

know why. You're like,

oh, it could be I'm European, my minimum

wage is 10 times yours, I live in a big

mansion. And then you stay in a nice condo

for £200 a month, it's like, God, get a

taxi everywhere. Uh, being in Thailand

feels so much better. Oh wow,

thanks. Robo Ghosts, where is Sabrina

located? She is in London,

her favorite place of cultural

diversity. She really

loves London. I hate London.

Umeda. Walking out of Umeda

again.

I don't feel like Japanese women love me

anymore. I feel like

they think I'm sad. They loved me

when I was a 20-something-year-old. They

don't love me anymore now.

I feel old. I said

to the Japanese guy at the hub I'm

probably the oldest one here. He laughed

because we were asking each other how old

you are. He said 24, and I was like, oh,

I'm 35. I'm probably older

than everyone. He said no, no, there's

probably 40-year-olds here too.

How did the stalker situation resolve

itself? Well, he just kind of disappeared

and never stalked me again. I never knew

who he was. Why do you want

to know my sister's location? Oh no,

why does the fire department have an

ambulance? Weird. It says Osaka Fire

department ambulance. Wow, it squeezed

through. I was wondering how it's going to

get by. Is there no hospital ambulance

service here? I only see a fire service

ambulance.

Oh my goodness me,

he nearly hit me. Where can I go?

I want to go along the river, I can't get

near it. I think if I go this way, it

would take me— take

me back to where I came from. This would

take me to— I want

Aren't people in Osaka more friendly than

Tokyo? That's what I keep hearing, but

that's not what I've seen. I feel like

people here are very rude. I've been

yelled at so many times.

They talk to you in a really rude way.

They call you omae. They don't

use keigo. Remember I

was riding my bicycle? I overtook this guy

turning left and he yelled at me. He,

he was going to turn left, but then he

cancelled his left so he could chase me

and yell at me out the window.

Said something like, "Oikosha kanzo."

Don't overtake. That was

a very rude way of saying it.

Where's the des? No des.

Very rude. Do you

think it was dangerous? Well, that's.

Right next to him. I was right next to him

waiting at the stop sign. I thought it

would take me like 1 second to overtake

him and then he can turn left. But no, he

wants to turn left before me because he's

in a big van. He thinks he has priority.

Why does he have priority to turn left

when I'm already on the left side and it

would just take me 1 second to overtake?

I mean, I didn't even overtake. I was

already next to him at the stop line and

he was blinking left. I don't know what he

means overtake. I didn't overtake him.

We're at the same level when the

lights went green.

You were behind him? Are you sure? I don't

remember now. Whatever.

Point is, all he had to do is wait 1

second And I would have flew— I flew by

him in like 1 second. He was just mad

because he probably had to slam on his

brakes and it gave him a jump.

I wasn't in his blind spot. He should have

been able to see me in his mirror. If he

just looked left, he would have seen me.

He's just a bad driver. He wasn't paying

attention. And then he got a bit of a

scare because I suddenly went 20

kilometers per hour. Bitch,

I have better acceleration than cars do.

When we start off, I can get to 20

kilometers per hour in a second because

of the battery-assisted motor.

I'm like, whoa,

0 to 20 in 1.2 seconds.

And then I got yelled at by those stupid

kids. They didn't yell at me, they kind of

chased— they followed me and they were

clenching their fists like they're about

to hit me.

Stupid kids, look like a bunch of weirdo

freaks.

And one of them was wearing all this

makeup like he just came back from anime

Yeah, I don't know about people in Osaka

being friendly, they're just being kind of

rude from my experience. The friendly

ones are when you go into places like

bars, but then everyone's friendly in a

bar. They're all there to socialize and

drink and have a good time. I don't know

what bars in Tokyo is like. Maybe it is

different. We shall have to see.

My first mission, I need to pee really

I think from now on I'm not gonna drink

more than 2 drinks. It's too tiring.