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I'M THE NEW BEN DEEN!

2018-01-08 · 10 min

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  1. Oh, sweet Ben. Where have you been, Ben?

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  2. It's been such a long time since your last

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  3. upload. How are we supposed to survive the

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  4. new year without seeing your gorgeous face

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  5. putting food into your mouth and then

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  6. chewing? Your last upload was 4 weeks ago.

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  7. Why did you leave us? I sent you a message

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  8. on Twitter, but you didn't reply. Are you

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  9. okay, Ben? What's going on? Talk to me.

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  10. I've known Ben for a long time now, and we

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  11. have a lot of history between us. It all

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  12. started around 4 weeks ago when I made a

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  13. video talking about him. I criticized and

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  14. judged his content extremely harshly. And

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  15. that was just purely driven by jealousy.

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  16. I was jealous of Ben and his content and

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  17. his YouTube channel. A few days later

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  18. after I made this video, Ben released a

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  19. video talking about how he was kidnapped

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  20. and how someone tried to steal his

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  21. identity. And many people pointed their

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  22. fingers at me. They said that I was behind

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  23. this somehow. They blamed me. They blamed

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  24. me. How could I, BenDeen's biggest fan,

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  25. do something like that to Ben? Even if I

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  26. wanted to do that, it's impossible. I'm in

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  27. Japan, Ben's in Korea. They are 2

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  28. completely different countries. I even

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  29. made a video officially apologizing to

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  30. Ben, saying that I was sorry, and I even

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  31. wished him well and hopes that everything

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  32. was okay. But he didn't respond to me. He

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  33. didn't say anything, which is extremely

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  34. unusual. A few days later, I decided to

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  35. make a video exposing Ben because

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  36. his story about being kidnapped sounded

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  37. very strange and very suspicious. There

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  38. were many plot holes which I I debunked

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  39. and exposed. There were many other people

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  40. who also believed that Ben's story was

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  41. fake, and in the end, we came to the

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  42. conclusion that he was lying, lying about

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  43. the whole thing. Me and my team, we waited

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  44. days. We waited days for Ben to make a

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  45. video where he defended his story, where

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  46. he counter-argued our points, but no such

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  47. video ever surfaced. Ever since he

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  48. released that video where he talked about

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  49. being kidnapped, he hasn't said anything.

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  50. There's been no activity on his Twitter,

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  51. no activity on his YouTube, No new videos,

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  52. nothing. It's like he's just disappeared

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  53. into thin air. Has he gone into hiding

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  54. because he saw my video and then realized

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  55. that there was no way to prove that his

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  56. story was real? And then I started to

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  57. think to myself, am I responsible for Ben

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  58. Dean's disappearance? Hundreds of

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  59. thousands of people who are subscribed to

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  60. Ben right now are waiting eagerly for

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  61. Ben's new groundbreaking video where he

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  62. puts something else into his mouth and

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  63. then chews. They're just going to be

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  64. waiting and waiting and nothing's going

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  65. to come because of me. I broke their

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  66. hearts. Look, Ben, I know it's a pretty

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  67. bad thing for you to do, to fabricate that

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  68. story for views, but you shouldn't exile

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  69. yourself from YouTube just because of

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  70. that. There's hundreds of thousands of

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  71. people depending on you. I'm depending on

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  72. you. Who else are we supposed to watch

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  73. when we want to watch someone eat food?

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  74. When it comes to eating food on YouTube,

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  75. you do it best. There's no one else who

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  76. can even compare to you, Ben. And I feel

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  77. like I have to take responsibility for

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  78. your disappearance. And since there's a

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  79. new opening for Asian guy eats food on

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  80. YouTube, I'm going to be taking that

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  81. opening. I'm going to be filling the void

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  82. that Ben has left, and I'm going to become

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  83. the new Ben Deen.

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  84. This is a piece of bread.

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  85. This is an orange.

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  86. This is an orange.

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  87. So that was my mukbang. I hope you enjoyed

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  88. it. I know it might not be as good as Ben

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  89. Deane's mukbangs, but I'm new at this and

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  90. I've got a lot to learn from the master.

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  91. Ben's had 2 years of practice eating in

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  92. front of a camera, and I've only done this

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  93. a few times, so I'm not going to be

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  94. anywhere near as good as he is at eating.

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  95. Food in front of a camera. So, um, yeah,

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  96. what would you like me to eat next time?

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  97. Maybe I can eat something that's more

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  98. interesting. As you can see, I'm not very

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  99. good at this, so if you have any tips or

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  100. pointers about eating food in front of a

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  101. camera, I would be really grateful if you

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  102. leave those in the comments. If you have

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  103. any food requests, please let me know.

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  104. I'm willing to put pretty much anything

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  105. into my mouth for the right amount of

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  106. donations. I'll put my PayPal address

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  107. below. Hopefully our hero and savior Ben

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  108. Deane will return to us shortly. And, um,

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  109. I said keep quiet when I'm making videos,

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  110. Ben. He's gonna ruin everything.

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