My thoughts on Daniel so far... [JgfsO7SndwM]

Shit,

I need

to press this.

Press that and then press stream.

I'm live.

Hello guys, welcome to Daniel's room.

Talk with

Mila.

Show tits?

No, no tits. I have no tits. Stop it,

you perverts! You can see me at the

beginning. You can see me at the beginning

clicking it and then just come.

Hmm. What? Come sit with

me here. I don't

like it. Why not? I'm shy.

Daniel wants me to talk to you guys alone,

but I cannot. I'm too shy.

He needs to sit next to me.

Where is Daniel? Is he holding a gun?

No, she wanted to make a video. No, he

forced me to make a video by myself, but I

couldn't, so now we're doing a live

because that is less awkward, even though

it's still awkward.

Stop talking.

No, what should I say?

You have to tell them what it's like

living here, and then I can make a video

about it.

I really don't like talking in front of

the camera. Why?

What do you want to do then? I don't know

why I agreed to this. What if I hide you?

There, they can't see you now. Is it

better? It's just as weird. Why?

They can't see you. Just put me back

inside.

Should I tell the truth? About what?

About you. What is it like living at

Daniel's house? Daniel's kind so

far. He makes me tea.

Is that it? Yes.

Um,

guys, help her. Ask her questions.

The tattoo is a shark. If you couldn't

notice already.

Why so many Dutch people again? I don't

Apparently it's lagging.

Don't sit in the corner, Daniel. Why?

Actually, this is worse than making the

video by myself because people are

actually watching. It's your third, third

stream. I know, but it's different. You

have experience now. I'm not experienced.

Who's that behind you? There's no one

behind me. Okay, we have to stay on

topic. Oh my God. Oh,

thank you. Gaby, you can buy a new sweater

now. Now I can finally change my clothing.

What if I get the same type of jumper?

What are your thoughts on Daniel so far?

I think Daniel's kind. Oh, and he's sweet.

Talk about how weird I am. That's what

everyone likes. Well, today he wiped his

ear with an ear pad and he licked it.

Don't leave me alone here.

I don't know what to say. You put on the

livestream, you talk.

They're complaining it's laggy.

Let me check, see if it's lagging.

No, I have like 5 tattoos.

Someone send you money. Oh, it's Caesium.

Thank you.

Come to the Discord. Okay, hand.

Okay, what if— what if I sit in front and

then you sit behind me? How do you mean?

Be less awkward? I'm not sure.

Ah, yosh! I'm making it less awkward.

Fuck you! Why would you hit me?

I'm sorry. Daniel is a woman abuser. You

hit me in the face.

Oh, thank you, Phoenixology. You messed up

my hair. I'm sorry.

That doesn't help. Massage your earlobes.

Live massage. Let me sit here in front and

then you sit in the corner.

You sit in front with this chair and I'll

go behind you. Move, move more.

I will take control of the ship like

a man. Oh,

okay. I don't

like this angle.

Why not? Looks fine.

You always look like this. I like it like

this. I don't like it like this.

It's too straight. Why is it so bright in

here? You can't even see my red light.

It's only 4 PM.

What the fuck? No, what about me?

Okay, you have to ask her questions

because we're awkward. I want the topic to

be her thoughts on me so far,

but she just says I'm nice.

Well, I don't really have something to

complain about. You must have something to

complain. Do I really?

Well, I guess that's a good thing then.

Do you have something to complain about

me? How's it like Dating a guy. I'm not

shorter than her. I'm five centimeters

taller. Yes, he is taller. A little bit.

A tiny bit. Massively. This is

my personal mirror. Let me fix my hair.

Okay, I'm ready. Ba ba ba ba

ba ba ba ba. And stop trying

to find her Instagram. Yeah, why is

everyone trying to follow me? It's not

nice. There's like 50 people. These

weirdos found her Instagram even though— I

don't even know how they found it

actually. How do you think they found it?

Your friend was telling everyone? Yeah, I

think my friend told them and then

eventually they just copy and pasted it.

Why would she share my Instagram? Why did

you close the door? Why not? Do you want

your mom to come in? She might come in,

it'd be funny. Okay, I'll open the door.

Stop complaining about the lag, I can't

fix it. Where's Sabrina?

She went for a walk. Ah,

the internet seems to be a bit slow today.

Show them the VR.

Look, we got HTC Vive Cosmos,

my new present.

It looks funny.

It's really nice. We got lots of

games. I got Half-Life: Alyx and

Beat Saber and stabbing people.

Oh wow, oh my God, what the— what?

Thank you, Bill Ray. Very generous.

I think a lot of people are unhappy with

my apology video. It got 400 dislikes.

All hail Danny Lord. Very kind

from Bill.

I need a more powerful one.

Why do you want your face to be red?

Because it looks romantic. I'm setting the

Place a circle in front of her face like

Last night we stayed in a tent in the

garden. That was pretty nice. It was

really cold and wet. It was nice at first.

Don't you feel tired? Hmm, no, not tired.

Why, do you feel tired? Not really.

We still slept like 6 hours. Yeah,

we slept on the grass.

I would not go to Ireland unless there's

a girl there.

Goodbye. I said if, only if,

if not when.

But of course there's girls in Ireland.

Look, he's doxxing your Instagram. Oh no,

why do you do that? But oh, I got deleted.

My Instagram is private anyway, so it's

okay. The mod moderator deleted it.

Thanks. You guys can't follow me even if

you wanted to. She says it's a private.

Yes, I'm a very private person. Why are

people so obsessed with finding her social

media? Someone asked to drop all my photos

inside of a file so that people could

watch it. Like Dropbox my Instagram.

Your mum still wears her ring.

Monogamy. Yeah, what?

I didn't notice she was wearing a ring.

Hey Mila, how many times can Dan cheat

before you leave?

I don't do cheating. If he cheats,

I'm gone. Zero times. I mean, he can't

cheat, we're not in a relationship, so

yeah. Yeah, why is there lipstick here?

Do you want to wear it?

No. What was I gonna

do? Oh yeah, that's not how many money you

got. I know, I already have like— I need

to update it. Money.

I hate having to update it. Why can't it

do it automatically?

Are you guys in lockdown? Yeah, it's been

a week now since we locked down. So I'm

stuck at Daniel's house if I want to or

It's so expensive to get plane tickets

anywhere now. Going back to Netherlands

would be like €300.

103, 104, 10485,

104,

104.

The stream is way behind.

Plus 10685.

Okay, I'm nearly done.

Takes ages to do this. Is he marriage

material or a fuckboy? He's a fuckboy.

No, I'm loyal, loving, and devoted.

In your dreams. I spelt it wrong. I put

new sweater fur, Dan.

Okay, let's get back. Serious questions

need to be answered. The red light hides

the acne. He's the first person who,

who noticed. Oh,

thank you, Linda, but your message got

removed for some reason.

Hello?

I don't like that you messed up my bangs.

I didn't.

I don't know what to talk about. How is

it living like with me? You tell them.

Um.

Yeah, it's hard to answer that,

isn't it? It is! Do I annoy you in

any way or form?

Sometimes. Like what? Like when

you hit me. I didn't! You just hit

me. You hit me too with a pillow. Kind of,

but that was gently. No, you smacked my

face. She beat me.

Something else.

Um, I don't know. I don't

want to hurt your feelings. But you can

say one thing. I'll say it when you're

gone. No, that's so mean. He will probably

Is Daniel good in bed? Yes, he is.

We had a very nice time yesterday in the

tent. Should we do it again? Should we

sleep in the tent again? But not today,

it's wet. We can in the daytime.

It was just a bit cold. It'd be nicer when

it's warmer, then you can roll around in

What happened in the Discord?

I got angry with the Discord. People were

saying stuff about me. Oh no. So I

removed everyone's roles and banned some

people. The Discord's

a mess. It needs to be— I feel like

deleting the whole Discord and starting a

new one. Someone said I shouldn't be

on Reddit, it's toxic. Do you want to

talk about the Reddit? No, you're having a

nice conversation with the people. Wait,

did you see it? I saw it.

Oh well, I was just— I

don't know, they're stupid.

I forgot what they were saying.

Complaining about me, that I shouldn't be

with you. And they were saying bad stuff

about you. That's what the whole Reddit

is. It's just them saying bad stuff about

me.

Yes. They're just jealous because I got a

nice girl. Hmm. And I'm a famous YouTuber.

Lies.

I was just going on and on about how she's

living her life wrong. Yes. And when she's

40, she'll regret it. Oh, you, you read

everything. Well, who knows what you're

gonna be doing when you're 40? That's ages

away. Yeah, of course, it doesn't matter.

It's a change. Something could happen to

change the way you think or change how you

live. You're never secure, so just do

whatever.

Threesome with Shinon, would you be up for

it? No. Aha, me too.

Threesome with Shinon? Maybe with another

guy. What? You'd prefer a guy instead of a

girl? No, I'm just kidding. If you had to

do a threesome, would you prefer 2 guys

and you? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2

guys? Definitely 2 girls. Yes, 2 girls. 2

guys is a no. Uh-huh.

My bum will not be touched. Hmm,

I wouldn't want to do 2 guys. That'd be

weird. But you like your bum to be

touched? Not by a guy.

They're saying the stream is lagging, but

you can hear us, can't you?

Oh, thank you.

Yes, I think she's pretty.

That's my honest answer. No,

I'm not mean like you.

But you could beat her up. Why would I?

Who would win in a fight? I'm not sure.

I'm quite weak, actually. But you're

taller than her. You tower over her.

That's true. You have the height

advantage. I could push her over.

Oh wow, look, we've damaged these already.

You did that. You smacked them into, into

the bed. When will your sister start a

channel? Never. I might ask her to do a

livestream next since Sabrina is more

comfortable in front of the camera.

People seem to like her.

Hmm. VR is so good. I don't know why I

didn't get VR gaming headset earlier. I

thought it was just gimmicky, but it's

really fun. Some games are shit though,

but we found some good games.

When will your sister start a channel?

Never.

Why do people keep wanting girls to start

channels? They said you should start a

channel as well. Yeah, they wanted Chihiro

to start a channel. Why don't you just

watch my channel and I'll show them to you

and I'll get all the money? No, it doesn't

work like that. Maybe I should

make a channel and profit off you.

Mm-hmm, like the Hong Kong guy.

Yes.

Do I look cool? Yes, you look beautiful.

Are you looking forward to having Daniel

ruin your life? He's not gonna ruin my

life. How can he ruin my life? I'm in

control. We'll see.

Why are

you so awkward? Because you want

me to talk and that makes me even more not

want to talk. People want to know your

opinions, but I don't

know what to say. You want me to say

something bad, but I really have not much

to complain about.

Well, I guess people don't really get on

Quickly. People won't be happy to hear

that. Why? They want drama. Because they

think I'm weird, and then they'll think

living with me would be stressful or

something. But Daniel is weird, but I like

weird people, so it doesn't bother me.

Oh, thank you, Bill. Get some cereal.

Noice. For £10. Where can I get cereal for

£10? You should buy some this. Oh, he gave

50 as well. 60. Yeah, you could get cereal

for 60 in Japan, but only from an old

Chinese woman. I, I found this massage

place in Japan, but they don't massage.

What did they do? They do other things.

And you went there? I went there 4 times.

And it was an old lady? They weren't old.

They were like forty something, and you

liked it. It was not bad.

It was right next to the train station.

How convenient! Why isn't Streamlabs

tipping working? It only works if you use

the. Oh wait, I forgot to write the link,

didn't I? What link?

Um, there's. There should have been a

link, but I forgot to—I forgot to put it

on the description.

Hold on. Two girls.

It's streamlabs.com forward

slash Daniel is bored.

Woo t t t t t t t t. Shit, I can't

use it. If you're reading this, stay

blessed. How kind of you. You stay blessed

too. Thank you, very kind.

Did you see all those people moaning about

people donating to me on the last video?

Yes, stop giving this child your money.

Wait, I'm trying to— okay. Okay,

thank you, Carlos. Oh, I did it

wrong again.

Streamlabs is stupid because if

you do a Super Chat, it doesn't get added

to the donation ticker or the donation

goal. I have to add it in manually.

Why are so many people mad about your

sweater? I don't know. I don't wear it

that much, do I? On Reddit, they were also

arguing about it. They say it's

disgusting. I washed it last week, didn't

I? Yes, you made me wash it.

You've been wearing it now for like 5

days, maybe. Hmm,

I like it. It's nice and baggy. Smells

fine. Not too tight. And I wear a shirt

underneath it, so this absorbs all the

sweat, oil.

What happened to Kanaito? I don't know,

he kind of disappeared. Which is what I'm

hoping the Hong Kong guy will do. He

hasn't uploaded since a week ago,

so I'm not sure if he's still uploading

his Chihiro and Casey videos.

You're ruining his channel. Hopefully he

got the virus.

So in conclusion, thoughts on

Daniel so far are he's nice and

he's weird. That's it. Yes, I don't know

what else to say. Sometimes he gives me

this look that is kind of scary. This

look. This one. Is that like your serious

face or something like that? It's really

creepy. You give it sometimes. It's my no

expression face. Maybe that's your I'm

annoyed face.

No expression face.

I want to be friends with Mila. How can

talk to her? You can talk to her now.

Yes, talk to me now. Then we can be

friends. Best friends. Mila, how can talk

to her? How can talk to her? Is Mila

loud during cereal? No, no, she's very

quiet.

Daniel makes sound too. Maybe I'm louder.

Yes, I only make sounds

when I really enjoy it. Why do

we always end up talking about this?

Do I still hate Ben Dean and Zach Choi? I

never hated Ben Dean, but I do kind of

hate Zach Choi. Who is Zach Choi? He's

this stupid Asian guy who just eats food

and he has 6 million subscribers. Hmm. He

used to be smaller than me 2 years ago,

and then in a year he just blew up.

Oh my god, he has 7.5 million now.

I've never seen this guy before. A year

ago he had less subs than I did. And he

has— you need to step up your game. All he

does is eat junk food and he doesn't even

talk, and he has over a billion views now.

Jesus, a billion just

from eating. Makes me sad. I put in so

much effort into my videos. Try harder.

It was shocking. I just woke up one day

and I randomly checked it and I saw he had

1 million. I nearly choked.

I hate when that happens, when a tiny

channel overtakes you so much. It's

depressing. And then your own channel

doesn't grow. No matter what you do, you

lose your viewers.

I don't want to do this livestream for a

long time. It's only been half an hour.

It's already too long. Well,

I don't like it when the attention is on

me. It needs to be on you, and I feel very

burdened now that I am the one who's

supposed to be talking. I don't want to be

talking. What if you sit on the bed and I

sit in the chair? It doesn't make a

difference. People are still watching me

and listening to me. But you're not the

focus of attention. Why are you standing

on your chair? I'm getting fidgety. Can I

have your permission to date Shishi?

Smiling face with smiling eyes. No, no

one's allowed to date my ex-wife. She's

only allowed to be with a new guy who

doesn't know my channel.

How do you see Daniel in 20 years?

I will be 51. Oh, what?

That's crazy. Yeah, well, you'll be

45. I know, I'm gonna cry. I don't know

what I will be doing by then. I'll have

babies by then, a whole family.

I don't have any goals because I already

achieved all my goals. My goals were to

make money online somehow. My goals are

to travel, travel, travel,

travel, only travel. Hmm.

Oh, they keep spamming lag. So annoying.

Yes, I know about Daniel's past. I have

watched his videos. I don't think it's

great. What? You said you didn't know

about the Japanese girl thing. Ah, no, I

didn't. What was it? I haven't heard you

wanting to touch Japanese girls or

something like that. I don't know, but

everyone wants to touch Japanese girls.

They're cute. Why would you not want to

touch Japanese girls?

Don't breathe like that.

I don't prefer chubby boys. I like skinny

boys like Daniel.

I'm not too skinny. You're quite skinny.

Can it get any more skinny? Yeah, I'm not

anorexic.

Not far from it.

I'm not. I eat more than anyone else eats

in this, in this house. You weigh like 47

kilograms. But I eat more than you and

Sabrina does. That's true. That's weird.

Why do you stay so skinny? I don't know.

I don't know what to talk about now.

I find it hard to stream unless I'm alone.

Should I leave Daniel alone here so he can

stream alone to you guys? I think that

would be better. No, I'll stream. I don't

want to be in it. I'll stream by myself

next time. No, do it now. I'll leave you.

Okay. No, I want to play VR. Hmm.

I got a new game. It's called Superhot.

Superhot what? It's like it's like Pistol

Whip, but there's no music. And you go

slow motion, you shoot people. That sounds

a little bit boring. No, I don't know,

people think it's good. Do more Cooking

with Daniel. I did one today, a new one on

my second channel. I made salmon and

mushrooms. I love

your sweater. Thank you.

I bought it in Japan.

Can I leave you alone? Okay.

Yes, I'm gonna leave Daniel alone. I'm

gonna go because I don't want to be on the

camera. Goodbye everybody.

Goodbye. She's leaving.

Wait, can I sit in the background? No,

that's why I asked you. I said you can sit

on the bed. Yeah, but then you still want

me to talk. You don't have to talk.

Really? Okay, I'll sit on the bed then.

Pretend you're not there. Okay, pretend

I'm not here.

Looks funny. Why is my chair so high?