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How to play Switch Games on an iPad Pro!
2020-10-31 · 12 min
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Hello and welcome to my video, how to play
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0:03–0:06 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_0Nintendo Switch games on an iPad Pro.
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0:06–0:09 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_1So I have the Nintendo Switch Lite, and
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0:10–0:12 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_2even though it's great for playing games,
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0:12–0:13 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_3one of the big problems I have with it is
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0:13–0:16 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_4the screen is just kind of small, and the
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0:16–0:19 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_5iPad Pro screen is much bigger and much
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0:20–0:22 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_6better for playing Switch games on it.
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0:22–0:24 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_7Now you may not know that you can actually
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0:24–0:26 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_8play any Switch game on the iPad Pro So
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0:26–0:30 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_9as you can see, I'm playing Mario Kart
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0:30–0:32 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_10now. The problem is I can't film and play
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0:32–0:34 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_11at the same time, but yeah, it is
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0:34–0:36 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_12controlling. Look, if I move left and
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0:36–0:37 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_13right— oh, it's just kicked me out of the
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0:38–0:40 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_14game. Okay, so I've set up my camera
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0:40–0:44 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_15on a tripod and you can see that I'm
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0:44–0:47 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_16playing the game. It's not a recording of
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0:47–0:49 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_17a game, I'm not pretending that I'm
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0:50–0:52 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_18playing it, I am actually playing the
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0:52–0:53 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_19game. So you can see I'm moving left and
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0:54–0:56 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_20right to change the map selection,
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0:56–1:00 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_21and I'll just show you what it looks like
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1:00–1:03 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_22when you're playing Nintendo Switch games
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1:03–1:05 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_23on your iPad Pro. Now this also works on
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1:06–1:10 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_24the 12-inch version of the iPad Pro.
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1:10–1:13 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_25I'm using the 11-inch version of the iPad
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1:14–1:16 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_26Pro, and I'll show you how to do it in a
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1:16–1:20 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_27minute after I show you some gameplay.
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1:20–1:21 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_28Oh look, there's loads of Japanese people.
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1:29–1:31 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_29What a surprise. Isn't it the middle of
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1:31–1:34 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_30the night in Japan? What are they doing
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1:34–1:35 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_31staying up playing Mario Kart? Anyway,
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1:35–1:38 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_32let me show you how great the game plays,
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1:38–1:40 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_33and you can see I am actually playing it.
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1:41–1:42 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_34I'll just put my hands— show my hands here
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1:42–1:44 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_35so you can see me playing it.
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1:45–1:46 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_36It plays perfectly well, as you would
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1:55–1:58 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_37expect.
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1:58–1:58 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_38So the first thing you need, you need a
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2:02–2:03 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_39controller, otherwise this is not going to
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2:04–2:05 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_40work. And secondly,
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2:05–2:08 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_41you need an iPad Pro. It doesn't have to
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2:08–2:11 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_42be a Pro, it could be iPad Air.
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2:11–2:14 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_43If you're poor and you can't afford an
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2:16–2:18 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_44iPad Pro. Nothing wrong with being poor
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2:18–2:21 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_45and buying an iPad Air. They're pretty
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2:22–2:24 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_46good as well.
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2:24–2:25 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_47Hold on, I'll play this game and then I'll
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2:30–2:32 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_48show you how I've set it up.
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2:33–2:34 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_49Stupid game, keeps getting stuck on
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2:42–2:46 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_50the edges.
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2:46–2:46 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_51I'll also show you some other games to
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2:52–2:55 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_52show you that this works with any game on
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2:55–2:58 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_53the Switch, not just Mario Kart, but any
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2:58–3:01 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_54game you can think of that's on the
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3:02–3:02 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_55Switch. This technique, this method will
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3:02–3:05 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_56work.
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3:05–3:06 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_57So hopefully this match doesn't drag on
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3:10–3:12 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_58too long.
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3:12–3:13 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_59Okay, so 7th place, and that's
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3:35–3:38 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_60the end of the match. And I'll show you
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3:39–3:40 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_61what else you can do with it. Let me see
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3:40–3:43 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_62my games. I've got Rogue Company, Darkest
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3:43–3:45 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_63Dungeon, Rocket League, Mortal Kombat.
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3:45–3:48 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_64Which game would be quick to start up?
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3:48–3:51 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_65I don't know, maybe Rogue Company
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3:54–3:57 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_66won't take too long to start up. Whilst
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3:57–4:00 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_67it's starting up, I'll show you how I've
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4:01–4:03 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_68set it up. So yes, this is
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4:04–4:08 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_69my phone stand. I've got some oat milk,
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4:08–4:11 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_70and then you need a toilet paper roll to
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4:12–4:15 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_71put your Nintendo Switch stand on, which
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4:15–4:18 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_72is going to hold the iPad. And we've got
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4:18–4:20 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_73the Switch here on the tripod. So yeah,
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4:21–4:24 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_74that is the setup.
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4:24–4:25 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_75And you want to go into the camera app on
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4:29–4:31 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_76your iPad and just readjust
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4:31–4:35 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_77it so you can get a closer view of the
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4:35–4:38 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_78screen. Maybe you want to zoom in a little
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4:38–4:40 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_79bit like this to make it bigger, make it
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4:40–4:43 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_80fit the screen, and maybe you want to turn
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4:43–4:45 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_81off the lights in your house.
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4:45–4:47 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_82Oh, it's dark, it's dark.
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4:53–4:55 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_83Yeah, turning off the lights will make it
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4:57–5:00 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_84The one problem is, I guess, the quality
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5:07–5:09 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_85isn't amazing. You get these
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5:10–5:10 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_86cross-hatching things.
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5:12–5:13 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_87So I'm playing Rogue Company
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5:18–5:22 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_88on my iPad Pro. Turn the lights back on,
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5:22–5:24 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_89otherwise you can't see anything.
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5:24–5:25 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_90Do do do do do do. Look at that!
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5:28–5:31 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_91That is sweet, sweet bro.
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5:33–5:37 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_92Sick dude. That is dope man.
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5:37–5:40 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_93So dope, my bruv. Dope,
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5:43–5:46 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_94my bro. That is sick,
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5:46–5:49 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_95my homie. Okay, so we're gonna load
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5:50–5:54 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_96up some Rogue Company, show you how this
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5:54–5:56 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_97bad boy plays. I could try the video mode.
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5:56–6:00 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_98I don't know if that would be better.
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6:00–6:01 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_99Hmm.
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6:03–6:04 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_100I think video mode looks better.
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6:08–6:09 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_101Maybe, uh, make sure the
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6:11–6:14 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_102exposure— you can set the focus and
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6:15–6:18 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_103do an exposure lock or change,
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6:19–6:23 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_104change the brightness or the darkness so
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6:23–6:25 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_105there's more contrast. Okay, let's play
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6:26–6:29 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_106some Rogue Company, see what it's like.
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6:29–6:30 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_107So much better when you've got a bigger
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6:32–6:34 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_108screen. I don't know why Nintendo didn't
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6:34–6:35 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_109include this as an option. The Switch
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6:36–6:38 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_110screen is so tiny, it's about— it's just
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6:38–6:41 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_111slightly bigger than my phone screen, and
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6:42–6:44 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_112it's supposed to be a gaming console. Why
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6:44–6:46 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_113didn't they include a USB cable that you
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6:46–6:48 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_114could directly connect it to some kind of
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6:49–6:50 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_115monitor or tablet or TV so
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6:50–6:55 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_116that you can play on a bigger screen? And
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6:56–6:57 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_117don't give me that, oh, why don't you get
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6:57–6:59 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_118the dock with the Switch original?
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6:59–7:02 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_119Why don't you just dock it to your TV?
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7:03–7:05 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_120Well, then I have to carry around this
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7:05–7:06 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_121massive docking brick with me, don't I?
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7:06–7:08 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_122Why can't they just make it a cable and
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7:09–7:11 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_123not a dock? And I sold my Switch original
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7:11–7:14 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_124because I didn't think I'd play anymore,
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7:15–7:16 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_125and then I felt like playing again, so I
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7:16–7:18 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_126got the Switch Lite instead because I
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7:18–7:20 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_127didn't think that I would really care that
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7:21–7:23 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_128much, but turns out I do. I would
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7:24–7:28 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_129like a bigger screen when I'm playing my
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7:28–7:29 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_130games.
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7:29–7:30 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_131So turn up the volume a bit.
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7:33–7:35 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_132So you can see, yeah, it plays Rogue
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7:40–7:42 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_133Company perfectly well, plays Mario Kart,
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7:42–7:45 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_134plays anything you have on your Switch.
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7:45–7:48 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_135Look at these noobs, they can't keep up
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7:53–7:56 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_136with me because I've got a controller.
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7:56–7:58 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_137That was a lucky shot.
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8:00–8:01 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_138I still think the iPad Pro is a better
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8:10–8:12 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_139gaming device than the Switch in most
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8:13–8:15 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_140cases, but when it comes to shooting
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8:15–8:16 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_141games, you really do need a controller,
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8:16–8:18 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_142and using the touchscreen to play a
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8:19–8:20 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_143shooting game is just not very fun. So I
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8:20–8:24 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_144got $12,000 to upgrade my guy.
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8:24–8:27 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_145I'm gonna get I think I might get this
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8:27–8:30 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_146LMG.
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8:30–8:30 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_147It would be great if they just start off
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8:41–8:43 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_148on the ground so you don't have to do this
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8:43–8:45 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_149stupid flying down to the ground thing
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8:45–8:47 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_150every time. It would save a lot of time.
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8:47–8:50 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_151It just feels kind of pointless having to
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8:51–8:52 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_152fly down. Just start off at the ground.
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8:52–8:55 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_153Makes more sense to me.
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8:58–8:59 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_154See that? That's how you do it.
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9:06–9:07 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_155Got a sweet kill.
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9:09–9:10 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_156The only trouble is when you're doing
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9:15–9:16 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_157this, sometimes— well, not sometimes,
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9:16–9:18 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_158every time The iPad camera is
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9:18–9:23 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_159going to turn itself off.
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9:23–9:24 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_160It's going to turn itself off after a few
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9:27–9:29 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_161minutes because you're not using it. That
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9:30–9:32 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_162is one problem.
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9:32–9:33 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_163So yeah, that is how you play any Switch
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9:48–9:51 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_164game on the iPad Pro. Hope you liked this
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9:51–9:54 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_165video. Feel free to try it out yourself.
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9:55–9:57 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_166I won't be upset if you copy my idea,
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9:58–10:00 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_167it's completely fine. It's the whole
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10:00–10:02 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_168reason why I made the video, so you can
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10:02–10:03 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_169try it out for yourself.
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10:04–10:05 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_170And yes, this is my original idea. I
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10:08–10:10 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_171didn't find it out from someone else,
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10:10–10:12 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_172came up with it all by myself. Using my
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10:12–10:15 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_173own brain and my own intelligence, I came
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10:15–10:17 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_174up with this fantastic idea,
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10:17–10:19 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_175and I think it's pretty good. Look, I'm
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10:23–10:25 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_176playing games on my iPad Pro that
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10:25–10:29 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_177don't even exist on the iPad Pro. You
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10:29–10:31 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_178can't play Rogue Company or Mario Kart
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10:31–10:34 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_179Deluxe on the iPad Pro. That would never
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10:34–10:37 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_180happen. It should
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10:38–10:42 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_181happen. Nintendo are stupid for not
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10:42–10:45 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_182letting Apple have their games on the
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10:45–10:47 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_183iPad, but you know what they're like.
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10:48–10:50 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_184They want you to get their stupid Switch
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10:50–10:52 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_185console and they want to protect their,
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10:52–10:54 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_186their stuff.
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10:55–10:57 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_187But how amazing would it be if they
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11:00–11:01 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_188partnered up with Apple and then you could
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11:02–11:03 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_189actually get real Switch games on the iPad
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11:04–11:06 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_190Pro and use the Pro Controller? That would
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11:06–11:08 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_191be the best thing ever. And so many
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11:09–11:12 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_192people who have iPads would buy Switch
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11:12–11:15 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_193games, and then Nintendo would make money,
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11:15–11:18 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_194Apple would make money. Why don't they do
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11:19–11:21 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_195it? I don't understand.
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11:21–11:22 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_196Oh, we only want our Nintendo games on our
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11:25–11:28 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_197Nintendo consoles because we think we'll
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11:29–11:31 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_198make more money that way. Yeah, well,
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11:32–11:34 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_199some people are just never gonna buy a
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11:34–11:35 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_200Switch, but they might have an
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11:36–11:39 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_201iPad and they might get some Switch games
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11:39–11:41 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_202if they looked enticing.
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11:43–11:44 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_203Someone's spitting and coughing upstairs.
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11:49–11:51 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_204Sounds like he's coughing out his lung.
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11:52–11:54 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_205Maybe he's got the you-know-what.
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11:55–11:56 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_206Oh, come on, I killed him. I shot him like
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12:04–12:06 · rev_42e6de2c0cc1a6f032cdd9460048c91c_207500 billion times.
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