life updates my plans for the future 2025

Testing.

Oh,

wait a minute.

I'm late. Yeah, been checking

the market.

Hmm, not doing very

well.

Oh well, I just won't look at it for an

hour. So updates,

uh, got my YouTube money last night,

£1,185 pre—

that was the money I made from coming back

to YouTube. After me and Sunny broke up.

So it was a really strong coming back

month.

That's like,

that's like, um, uh, divided,

uh, straight away with the bots, uh, not

even 5 minutes. It's like $1,500.

The bot guy must be pissed that he

probably paid for like 30k yesterday and

then he didn't even get them because I

quit the stream. No, the bot

guy is back again.

What I'll do is we'll just let the bots go

up and then I'll end the stream. I'll make

a new one. I donated a lot in April when

you came back. Yeah, that was really

helpful. Thanks. A lot of people donated a

lot. I was getting like $50 donos when I

came back. People must have been like, oh

my God, he's back.

Did I cut my hair? Uh, yeah, a month ago.

Not recently.

Yeah, it was really scary trying to make

the decision to come back. And how was I

going to execute the decision to come

back? I knew I wanted to come back and I

knew being with Sunny wasn't worth it. I

just had to engineer like an exit

strategy. It's kind of like how Trump

wants bond yields to come down, but he

needs to engineer a recession to get that

to work. So I didn't want to be in a

relationship, so I had to engineer a

convenient way to exit it without it,

without me having to, like, initiate the

breakup. That's usually the best way

to break up is not by telling them you

want to break up. It's always easiest to

break up when you're having a fight,

isn't it? When have you ever broken up

when everything's good? If everything— has

everything just been good in your

relationship and you're like, So I kind of

want to break up. It's always during a

fight, isn't it?

I never had a breakup like that before.

No, I didn't take weed or get drunk,

but I did just nut all over my love doll.

I made an OnlyFans video today.

Now my bum kind of hurts.

People already offering themselves to me.

Who?

Thought you weren't allowed to mention

Logi by name. I don't care anymore.

Whatever. Sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny,

sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny. I'll say

whatever I want and then face consequences

later.

Have people started donating again? I got

a nice big ¥10,000 dono from the DSP guy.

Why can't you just say no? I don't know.

It's like when Chihiro asked me to marry

her, I was like, okay, even though I

didn't really want to. You know,

honestly, probably you're not going to

believe me, but I didn't even want to get

married to Chihiro. As soon as it became

official and we signed the paper and it

was official, I was like, oh shit,

how am I going to get out of this one?

I don't know. I just— I couldn't bring

myself to say no. And it seemed like a

good idea. So I thought, okay,

why not?

Chihiro said you begged for her. No, I

didn't. Of course she's going to say that

because she's a liar. Women lie

to make themselves look good and their ex

look bad.

I did not even ask her to marry me. She

brought it up. She was like, how do you

feel about getting married? And I was

Okay, I was all ready

to fly off to Korea.

Oh God, why is everything ripping? Like,

the indices are ripping, gold is ripping.

I'm short on everything and everything's

ripping. It's insane. Usually when

the indices go up, gold goes down. Now

everything's going up.

Everything's ripping.

Yeah, I made money in the morning when the

market crashed and now I just lost it all.

I literally just lost— I'm like down £11

now. I thought, okay,

I'll try going short again and also go

short gold in case indices go up. That way

I'm covered. And now everything's going

up.

I thought at least if indices go up, then

I'll make money off the gold short. Are

the gold going up too? Can't do

that. Total balance of my account,

124. It was 133,

now it's 124.

How much money do you need to come to the

UK Crypt? How much

are the tickets and how much have you got?

I feel like maybe beginning

of August-ish would be good. I feel

like maybe September starts getting cold.

Just, it would kind of suck if it's cold

and not nice.

1,300. Canadian dollars.

I don't even know what that is.

Why doesn't it just tell me how much it

is? It says 0.54 pounds for 1 Canadian

dollar. So like 700 pounds.

Well, not too bad. So 500

to go.

I can't remember what it's like in

September. I think it does

start getting a bit colder. Usually the

temperature peaks in July,

but that might be too hot.

I think it's 1 Canadian dollar to 50

pence, so it's just double what a pound

Look at my overdraft. Only £170 now.

Pretty good. So yeah, I got my YouTube

money and paid off most of the overdraft,

and I got some OnlyFans money coming, a

couple hundred dollars. So when I get

that, I should be out of overdraft. I've

got 400 Ethereum,

but I'm saving that.

My, my, um,

what's it called, place where the poo

comes out hurts. It doesn't hurt, it just

feels like I need to go for a poo.

Oh, is market tanking? I hope when market

tanks, gold tanks too, because

everything's ripped. So it means when

everything tanks, everything will tank.

There's weird noise coming outside, like a

very heavy big machinery vehicle.

I don't know what it is. I can't see it.

I can't see it. I think it's maybe like a

bulldozer or something, heavy machinery.

I might need to go toilet. I went

a bit wild with the Lubdeol. Hold on.

I think, um, there's just a lot of air

rammed up there from the activity.

Oh, I finished my coffee. I was

enjoying that. What's a prolapse? Is it

like a time lapse but professional?

Uh, okay. How has debt gotten worse? It

hasn't. It's gone down. Are you blind?

Look at the overdraft. Look at the IKEA

loan. It's just that Amazon credit card.

No, I have no idea what a prolapse is.

I know what a time lapse is, or a lapse in

judgment. I wanna cuddle you so bad. RN

starstruck pleading face. Oh wow, thanks.

Get that money then.

No, I got some moron botting my streams

for 2 weeks now. I wonder how— should we

start making bets how long until he gives

up? What about a month? After a

month and he's still doing it?

God.

Unfortunately, we just have to keep

streaming until he realizes it doesn't do

Oh, is market tanking? SPY is

tanking. Gold looks like it's exhausted.

I'm down £9.

My bet is EDK. You may be.

Apparently he's got a lot of money.

Could be him.

He probably spends more money every time I

stream than I make money from the stream.

Crazy, isn't it? When Crypt

comes over, when I make OnlyFans content.

Yep, could do.

You miss Kbug saying she has 5K saved up?

Wow, she got more money than me.

Crypt was in EDK's DM. He was showing us,

be careful. Yeah, Crypt told me that

he was like trying to turn her against me

I already warned her about him.

Yeah, Travelling Trade has kind of been

rubbish recently. Yesterday— no, 2 days

ago he got, uh, stopped out because of a

news candle. He lost thousands. And then

yesterday he wanted to go short, but he

didn't get the entry. So he front ran it

and then he chickened out and then got out

of it and then it went down anyway. And

then today he went long, but then he like

misread the entry

and then he canceled it. So he's not been

very good recently. And what's more useful

is just seeing the community talk about

stuff and take trades. I get more

value from the community than him.

Like, the community's doing trades all day

long and then he doesn't even do one.

Yeah, it kind of makes me feel like it—

he doesn't have to take any trades because

he makes all his money from Discord and

stuff like that, whereas everyone else is

like trying to make money trading, so

they're eager to trade. Whereas for him

Taking a trade is like an unnecessary

risk. So it's just better

for his credibility to play really

cautiously because not taking a trade is

better than losing a trade.

I don't regret joining. I learned a lot of

stuff like London low, Asia high.

I learned a lot of words like consequent

encroachment and, um,

FVGs and CSDs.

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M. That's really hard to

say. MMSM. MMSM.

I learned a lot of acronyms. DOL,

NWOG, and NDOG. All extremely useful

words.

Jumping, trying to take your woman.

Yeah, got my eye on you.

You're no ally if you're trying to steal

my women.

What's a fupa?

Oh my God,

it's still

ripping. What stupid

gold.

Okay, K all banned for harassing

my women.

No trying to get with my women.

He's been trying to message all my women.

I'm not happy about it.

This is not a dating website, guys.

Keep it in the pants.

Go on Tinder. Sick and tired of people

using my channel, my community as a dating

website. It's not a dating website.

$10 for Kale's release,

or else he goes to the gulag.

Who's gonna pay his bail?

What if he pays it himself?

Banning people is the only fun part of the

It's still funny.

And how many single mothers and broken

families is the Hiding My Room community

gonna create? We already got one single

Who else?

I'm pretty sure no guy from my community

is what, like,

long-term material.

There. I don't know if you know the story.

I don't even know if these 2 people are

still around. So back in 2017 or '18, I

had a superfan. Her name was

Jaye. J-A-Y-E. She made

the emojis that I had, custom emojis on my

Twitch streams and I think also on

YouTube. Yeah, she made the custom emojis

and she was around since like 2017.

And she got with some guy.

I forgot his name now. This guy from

Liverpool. He was on the Discord as well.

What was his name? Frey?

Frey? Yeah, she got with him and

then she bought him a gaming computer or

gaming laptop and then he ghosted her.

And like ran off with the gaming computer.

And then there was like a load of drama,

and I thought, that's what you get for

even thinking you can find a normal guy on

my Discord. Like, you go and meet him,

and she probably had sex with him, and

then she never wants to meet me. I

wouldn't run off and steal the gaming

laptop if you got me a gaming laptop.

You girls go and hook up with my fucking

weirdo Discord guys, and then you get

screwed, and you don't wanna meet me?

Fucking pisses me off. Get the fuck out my

Discord. Get the fuck out my YouTube

community. You meet all the freak guys

from my Discord server, and you don't

wanna meet me? And I'm probably the best

guy you're gonna get out of the whole

community. 'Cause all you're gonna get is

a bunch of scumbags and weirdos from my

Discord. Trust me, I know what these guys

are like. You think I'm bad? You think I'm

bad? Oh my god, you have no idea what

these other guys are like.

And they're like, oh, Daniel's weird.

Daniel's a weirdo. Why would I wanna meet

him? And then you meet some fucking weirdo

on Discord, as if that's not weird,

or the people on Discord aren't weirdos.

Trust me, the people on Discord are bigger

freaks and fucking weirdos than I am.

At least I'm honest and you know what I'm

thinking. These guys in Discord, they're

like, hello, hey, did you have a nice day?

And then secretly they're talking shit

with other weirdo incel people like, yo,

I'm tricking this girl, I doxxed her

yesterday, I got her nudes. They're all

like talking shit in their little private

incel fucking weirdo Discords. Whilst they

act all nice to you in the DMs.

Pisses me

That fucking Scottish girl hooks up with

Alan. Alan's like the biggest fucking

weirdo I've ever seen. Baseball cap, tall

and lanky, hunched over. Just appears out

of nowhere outside my hotel. Hey Daniel,

nice to meet you. Shut the fuck up and get

out of my face, idiot. Used his

Scottish girlfriend to lure me out into

the open, making me think that Scottish

girl was interested in me when all it was

was a ploy by Alan to meet

me because he's like my biggest fan or

something. And then he's got to use

Scottish girl to get me out because I

wouldn't agree to meeting a guy.

So Scottish girl fucked him, but she

didn't want to fuck me. The hell?

It's what grinds my gears.

It's like you go to a football game And

instead of banging the superstar football

player, you go bang some random weirdo in

the audience, and then you get scammed

and he runs off with your gaming laptop.

Yep, well, I warned you, didn't I?

Was Scottish girl cute? No, to be honest,

I thought she was cute in the photos. And

I met her, she looked kind of old.

Wasn't cute at all.

Sick and tired of all these people hooking

up on my Discord.

Sherm K about to get banned.

30-minute timeout. Keep my

ex-girlfriend's mouth out of your fucking

name, or something

like that.

Why is gold not going down? God's sake.

Wow, I'm down £10 now.

Come on, stop going up, for God's sake.

I bet everything's going to come crashing

down at once. It's so weird gold goes up

as well as the indices.

You have to go to work? What time is it

there? It's only 2 PM EST.

That's a late work.

How am I losing money? Because I went

short on 2 different things that usually

act inversely and then they're both going

up.

Why do I say I only traded for 2 months,

but losses have been since 4 years ago?

Because 4 years ago I was investing. I

didn't lose the money from trading. I lost

it from investing. And I wasn't day

trading with patterns and CSD

and SMT in 2021. I didn't even know what

those things were until a month ago.

I only recently started learning ICT

terminology.

Okay, have a nice work, Crypts. Catch you

Would I have profited if I held any of

them? No, I would have lost all the money.

BNGO is like $2 now.

Microvision is like $1. So they've all

gone down over 90%. If I carried on

holding them, I would have lost all the

money, not just half the money. I

literally had all— I had I had £30,000

in 2 penny stocks that have both gone down

90% now.

That's how stupid I was. I thought, oh my

God, these are going to go 100% gains.

I'm going to double my money. I'm going to

get £60K. I got so greedy.

And then I fell for all these videos like

BNGO. $100 at the end of the year. I was

like, oh my God, calculating how much I

would make if it went to $100.

They just put out these stupid numbers for

Yeah, some of the trades made a couple

thousand, but then I sold them and then I

put all the money into the 2 big losing

trades. Yeah, I had Tattooed

Chef as well. The stupid Jeremy guy kept

going on about how great it was. Even Meet

Kevin made a video about it, and then the

company went bankrupt. Zero. It went to

zero. Jeremy lost $1.7 million.

Jeremy also lost half a million on GoPro.

Jeremy sucks. He loses millions of dollars

on his picks. His only

good pick was Tesla because he— I think he

put like $10K into Tesla back when it was

about $1 or something. $2.

KBug's making OnlyFans content with the

crypt. Wow. Can I join?

I'll be the cameraman.

We're gonna get everyone doing OnlyFans.

No one has to work anymore. It's gonna be

great. Oh my God, it's still going up.

Oh God. Why gold? Why? It's crazy

because gold is going up,

but Barrick Gold is not going up.

So stupid. Barrick Gold is completely

flat, but actual gold is mooning.

It's so dumb.

Yeah, I've been, been getting botted for 2

They did, uh, 30,000 yesterday.

Today they've only done 6,000. It's weird

because on my chart it's like a wave like

that, like Bart Simpson's hair. It

fluctuates between 7.6 and 5.9K.

It's like 7.6,

5.9, 7.6, 5.9, like that.

I don't know why.

Oh my God, I'm down £12 now.

It's just going to keep going. It's

completely erased the massive drop from

this morning when Trump said he's going to

put 25% tariff on Apple.

That massive drop just filled back in in a

single day.

No, you don't get any extra revenue from

it because as soon as the stream ends,

none of it counts.

YouTube knows that it's not a real view.

It's, um, it's— what's

the word— artificial.

It's not really 7,000 people logged into

Google or on the computer watching my

stream, is there? I don't know how they do

it, like some kind of software.

I'm not only making 1K. Okay, Darlene,

banned. I'm not in the mood for your

bullshit today. Every stream you come on,

you say some rubbish. I'm not already in

the mood. I made $2.4K this month.

Mm, everything's going up.

I knew I shouldn't have touched anything.

I would have been at £135 today.

And then we got a 3-day weekend. I hate

them. Stupid Memorial Day or something.

Stupid America. They've been in so many

wars. They've got so many Memorial Days

now. Who cares?

Do we have to have a special day for every

fucking war?

And why does the market have to be closed?

Why can't they have the Memorial Day and

do the markets? Makes no sense.

Yeah, and stupid president birthdays. Oh

God.

And thanks. Thanksgiving is also horrible

because you got 4 days, 4-day weekend,

no markets.

Could I beat Wings of Redemption 1 versus

1? What is a gooning match? I thought you

meant a real match. No, cuz he would have

so much fat. I wouldn't be able to do

enough damage to penetrate the fat.

I'm down 13 lbs now.

When it rips, it just never stops, does

it?

You think, oh, it's just going to rip a

little bit, but then when it tanks, it

tanks, and then it just reverses, and then

it's all back.

So quickly.

Well, you look forward to them because you

have a free day off. Yeah, but I don't

want a day off. I want to work. I need

money.

I guess it's okay for everyone else

because they get paid holiday. If I don't

trade, I don't get paid. Well, at least I

can't lose money either.

Today I made £15 and then I lost £12.

Well, I haven't lost it yet because I

When's next rent? It will be the first

week of June.

No, I don't like it when people know that

something they're doing annoys me and then

they carry on doing it. Very

disrespectful.

I find that incredibly annoying.

Yeah, it would be cool if— the

problem is by the time the analytics come

out for the stream It's

already removed the fake viewers, so I

can't see where they came from. For some

reason, I keep getting Brazil high up on

my demographics, and I'm pretty sure no

one here is from Brazil.

Reddit, external websites, Reddit.

Reddit front page, sharepoint.com,

1%, and then Discord,

Johnny Chang Podcast.

What is sharepoint.com?

It is saying 15% of traffic came from

external, 7% Reddit.

Is that the subreddit? Surely 7%

of my views can't be from the subreddit.

What about this

one? 17% external, 20% of the

17% from Reddit.

Which Reddit though? Why can't it say like

the exact link? It says 100 views from

Reddit. I guess that could be the

I mean, 20% of 17% of a couple thousand is

not much, is it?

This one, YouTube search.

And then Reddit front page,

reddit.frontpage. Well, am I on the

Reddit front page or something? I don't

know. 20 views,

so it can't be that. It doesn't say where

these views are from because they don't

get registered, they get removed straight

away. Previous stream Oh,

it has been processed.

Oh no, it hasn't.

For external,

34% of the views came from external,

um, but then it says 2%

Reddit, 1% Google search. Okay, where's

the 34%? Where's like

the remaining 99%? Those must be the bots

then. Because it's saying the top traffic

source is 34% external. But then on

external sources, it only says Reddit 2%,

Google 1%. Where's the remaining

99%? Because the

bots obviously coming from an external

place,

aren't they?

Weird.

Really weird.

I don't know why I get so many German

viewers. Germany is the 5th highest

demographic and then Netherlands.

Bet you don't miss the Netherlands, not

even a little bit. Horrible place,

probably one of the worst places I ever

lived. It was the only place I actually

got physically assaulted. If you don't

know the story, I was walking home and I

crossed over this overhead walkway over a

busy road. And then as I was coming down

the steps, this like brown man approached

me and then he grabbed me by the collar,

started shoving me about, and then he

pushed me down to the ground and he was

yelling at me in Dutch. And then

apparently some white guy translated and

said, apparently he's saying that I threw

a stone at his car when I obviously

didn't. So he walked off

and then I got up and started walking

home. And then he was following me in his

car, filming me with his phone. And then

the only word I understood was police.

Guess he was going to show it to the

police. I mean, I'm the one that should

report him to the police. He just attacked

me. Like, why are you

filming me? If you want to, like, get

evidence, you're supposed to film me

throwing the stone. What, just film me

walking down the street? Fucking moron.

So I gave him €20, he took it, tutted at

me, and then drove off. Yeah, €20 is all

he's worth. Stupid broke beggar. Imagine

getting that mad because you think someone

threw a stone at your car when it was

probably just a stone that bounced off

someone else's wheel. Really?

Low IQ, no brains moron.

But that's the thing, you live in a world

full of idiots who get the wrong idea and

then just randomly attack you.

And then on my last day after Mila broke

up with me, my Dutch girlfriend, on the

last day I was there, the police raided my

neighbors. They had a battering ram and

they were bashing down the door. They

knocked on my door asking me if I had

access, and then they took a guy out,

handcuffed him, put him in a van, and I

was like, fuck this, I'm out of here, I'm

going home. I just booked the next flight

home the next day,

and then I didn't get my deposit back.

£3,000 for 2 months deposit. They just

ghosted me. Horrible place.

It was like a previously— previously

it was a shop converted into an apartment

on the high street.

So you hear people walking up and down the

high street all day long and the traffic

and you got all these like immigrant

migrant families living above you.

Someone knocked on my door asking for

money. And she even pulled out a card

reader as if I'm going to like put, oh,

let me get my credit card. Here you go.

People have no shame. You go outside,

you just get— you either get beaten up or

you get beggars following you.

Horrible place. You can't— I went to a

supermarket, had beggars following me

around, ended up giving them like €50.

I would not recommend Rotterdam.

I was living in the most dangerous

neighborhood as well. I didn't even know

it was— apparently it's like 3rd most

dangerous neighborhood in Rotterdam.

Okay, Duo Lipo, you're banned.

Calling me a racist. How come

you're allowed to say white people but

then saying brown people is racist? Well,

then when you say white people, that's

Yeah, probably one of the worst places I

ever lived, and I got scammed and beaten

up.

Horrible. Mida was no use. She could have

at least suggested we went to the police

and like helped me file a report,

although some— nothing would have happened

anyway. What are the police gonna do? I

don't even know what the guy looked like.

Oh, he was brown and he drove a black

car. I don't even remember what he looked

like. Just in my mind, he looked like

Snoop Dogg. Tall, kind of skinny,

but big frame. Hands. His hands dwarfed

my— his hands were like, imagine that's my

hand. His hands were like that big. The

size difference was like that.

His hands were huge.

My hands are very small compared to like a

normal man's hands. I got very slender,

dainty hands.

Not good for wrestling. I don't

even know what I would have done. Like,

if I fought back, he would have just hit

me, wouldn't he? So unless I could knock

him out in one hit or kick him in the

balls and then run— I actually couldn't

run that day because that day I had my

arthritis in my hips and it was quite

painful that day. My chlamydia arthritis.

I would have to like hop limp if I wanted

to run.

Oh, is market tanking yet? I wanted to

enter another short But I don't have the

money because it's tied up in the gold

short. And I was expecting if the market

ripped, gold would tank. I sell gold and

enter a new short. But now I couldn't

enter another short.

What time is it? It's only 2:20.

Yeah, then if I tried to run, he could

just chase me down in his car and And then

also, if I— even if I knocked him out or

if I ran away, he probably lived there.

So then he would see me again, wouldn't

he? And like chase me down with his

gangmates or whatever. Would not be a wise

idea. And then he's probably carrying a

knife as well. Not worth it.

Sometimes, you know, it's humiliating,

but you just got to, you know, surrender.

It's not worth getting in trouble or

even dying.

It's just really, really, really bad luck,

because if I was just 5 seconds slower or

5 seconds quicker, I would have not been

on that bridge as he passed under it.

So unlucky.

Mila would just casually talk about how,

oh, a couple days ago a girl got raped in

the park nearby. Great. What a lovely

place. Why are we living here?

I've got YouTube money. We could just rent

a place in the countryside. But no, you

have got to live with her stupid

grandmother.

I had YouTube money and OnlyFans money

back then. We could have just gone Airbnb

in a nice part of Ross— I mean,

Netherlands. Why do we have to live in the

shittest city in the whole country?

I wanted to live there because I wanted to

be near to her so she could easily come

over.

Otherwise I would have not wanted to live

there, to be honest. And I was kind of

desperate to get a place because I was

spending a lot of money on these Airbnbs

and stuff. I spent, I don't know, $5K on

Airbnbs in just a few months.

Yeah, I would never go to Europe. And if I

did go to Europe again, I would never go

to the cities. I would rent a

car and then stay in like a nice little

village, historical village or something.

Never go to the cities. And if you do go

to the cities, never go out of the central

bit. And also never go to the southern

part of any city. For some reason, the

southern part of all cities are like the

shithole part of it. South London, South

Rotterdam.

Apparently North Londoners are scared of

the south of London, south of the River

I don't

know why, it's like the shit sinks to the

bottom geographically.

Even in Osaka, the south side was where

all the slums and brothels were and the

shit parts like Shinsekai. Were in the

south, and then the northern bit was like

Umeda, Osaka Castle area, Namba,

all that nicer places.

I lived in Zuidplein in Rotterdam, which

translates to South Plain, I think.

I think Zuid is south in Dutch.

I went to Amsterdam for a few days with

Mila. Bit of a weird place.

The, um, the red light district was just

weird, and the women all look

kind of ugly. We saw a peep show. You put

some coins in and then you look through a

little hole and there's a naked woman

dancing and fingering herself in it. And

they also had like live sex on stage. We

didn't go to that. What else?

Oh yeah, we got weed brownies and then I

got really high and then I fucked the shit

out of Mila like 3 times in a row. God,

that thing made me so horny. I nutted

and then I was like right back in. I

nutted and then my dick was still hard.

Usually after you nut, your dick goes

soft. It was like Viagra.

I was like an animal.

I don't know how anyone does weed without

having a girl naked with them because you

get so horny. It'll be like torture not

having anything to fuck.

I would never do weed alone.

I smoked it in Bangkok as well, and the

same thing happened. Fasta said she liked

it because it was like the only time that

I was really horny. Because usually I

wasn't really that interested in sex with

her. She should have got me some to smoke

in the apartment. Then we might have had

more sex.

Would I take some again? Mm, I don't know.

I would have to go— I guess you could get

it here, but I don't know how. It's

illegal here, isn't it? And I

would not want to go to the Netherlands

again. Me and Sunny did talk about it,

and Sunny kept going on about traveling to

Ireland and going to the Titanic Museum in

Belfast. And I was like, hmm.

Secretly, I thought, that sounds so

boring. I do not want to go to Ireland.

Yeah. And she also kept going on about

going skiing to the Alps. Thank God we

didn't do that. She was really serious

about it as well. We were like looking up

hotels and like planning the car journey

there. But then after we drove here, in

the winter and we had all that charging

problems, she said, no way would

I want to do that in your EV. It would

suck in an EV. You'd have to stop every

hour and a half. And then if it's cold,

which it would be because it would be

Alps, apparently the charging rates,

speeds get really slow.

Excuse me.

Yeah, I like museums, but I don't want to

go all the way to Ireland just to go to a

museum. What else is there in Ireland?

Nothing. Ireland looks so

boring and it doesn't even

look peaceful. It's just all I remember

about Ireland is the thingy,

like car bombs. And riots

and then people getting drunk all the time

and fighting. That's all I think of when I

think of Ireland and also Irish gypsies.

My perception of the Irish people has been

forever tainted by those gypsies.

As soon as I hear the accent, I'm like,

we're about to get shoplifted again.

Every weekend they'd come and shoplift at

the petrol station.

What am I supposed to do about it though?

Like, you there, stop it! They'll just be

like, shut up, and then take it anyway.

What am I gonna do, wrestle them to the

ground? And then they'll go and get their

Irish mates come and beat me up.

They could just walk in, pick it up, and

take it without paying right in front of

me, and I wouldn't— I wouldn't do

anything. I don't really care, to be

honest. I still get paid the same. Oh

yeah, I had this idea. You know policemen?

If I was a policeman,

I just— I wouldn't bother stopping anyone.

I couldn't care less. Like, you see

policemen stopping people for doing such

minimal things like, oh, 5 miles per hour

over the speed limit. Oh, changed lanes

without indicating. Oh,

touched his phone whilst driving. I did—

I'd see that and I'd be like, whatever.

As if I'm gonna like put on my blue lights

and chase him down because he touched his

phone for 2 seconds. I just don't get it.

Like, why do police people bother?

Do they enjoy it?

But I guess it's because they got a

partner, and then if the partner reports

them for not doing anything, they could

get in trouble. Yeah, if I was a

policeman, I just wouldn't care, to be

honest. As long as no one's killing each

other, whatever. I still

get paid the same, don't I? Unless maybe

they've got a quota, and then If every day

they don't do anything, why can't they

just fake it though? I'm sure at the end

of the day, the policemen, they've got to

write down what they did. Like, oh, I

pulled over this guy, I stopped him. And

then they have to show the ticket so the

boss knows that they did something. So if

you didn't do anything, the boss would be

like, why aren't you doing anything? And

then they'll pair you up with someone

who's strict. To grass you up.

Then I would just fake it. I'd be like,

stopped naughty teenagers from

vandalizing. I'd be the best policeman

ever.

Yeah, I always wondered why, why they

bother. They must think, oh God, here we

go again. Daniel just changed lanes

without indicating. Put on the sirens.

Can't they just be like, uh,

whatever, it's nearly the end of our

shift? I just don't understand why police

bother.

I'd be the most corrupt policeman ever if

I joined the force. Did you hear the story

of that policeman in England a couple of

years ago? He was chasing

down some gypsies that were stealing stuff

and they were in a car, so they chased

them in a car. And then I think they

stopped the car. And then the policeman

was like trying to get them out of the

car, but there was a rope attached to the

car and then somehow his foot got tangled

in the rope and then the gypsies just sped

off and he was dragged along for miles

whilst they did 60 miles per hour. And

apparently his body, it— he was naked when

they found his body because his clothing

got shredded off and he just got like

shredded on the roads. And it was years to

get them convicted and sent to jail.

That was a horrible story.

And all he had to do was be like, nah,

whatever, and then he'd be still alive

today.

Imagine the pain. Well, you would hope

that he got knocked out. Pretty quickly,

cuz you'd be like— the back of your head

would just smack into the ground,

wouldn't it, at 60 mph? You'd probably get

knocked out pretty quickly.

Yeah, it must be scary if you're a woman

and you're married to a policeman, cuz

they could die any day.

Very high risk.

Goddamn market, stop ripping.

I don't know why I can hear music

recently. It sounds like someone

practicing a saxophone or a trumpet.

My sister got a saxophone for a Christmas

present. That must sound awful when you're

learning to play it. It'll be like, eh,

no, that's the violin. She also got a

I would not want to date a girl who's into

music because then they'll be at home all

day practicing the music and it'll just

sound really bad. And then even if they

sounded good, I don't really want to

listen to violins or saxophones,

to be honest. Yeah, I would not really

want to date a musician. It'd just be

Imagine they're into drums. Ugh,

people into drums are the worst. Oh,

Sunny had a drum kit when I went to her

house in Japan. She had a drum kit.

Weird-looking fly over there.

Someone's gonna get cooked.

It moved away. It's like

it heard me and then it flew out the door.

It looked like a massive mosquito.

It flew into the conservatory. I locked it

in. It's gonna be dead tomorrow. What was

I saying? Yeah, Sunny had a drum kit as

well in her Japanese house.

Bet the neighbors loved that.

Do I miss Japan? Not really.

Not even the slightest. I quite like the

range of Japanese food that they have at

Tesco now. They got the soba, the

buckwheat soba noodles, which are really

good, and they even got ramen noodles,

which are pretty— I had some today and I

got the beef ramen broth, which was

pretty good. Tastes like, uh, you know

Vietnamese beef pho? It's a bit like that.

It would be nice with some slices of beef

boiled in it with bean sprouts.

Have I considered looksmaxxing by wearing

contacts? Uh,

no,

because I don't like things in my eyes.

It feels annoying.

Goddamn it. Is the market just not going

to move and it's going to consolidate

until next week?

It's just kind of barcoding. Or is it

going to sell off end of day?

You might attract prettier girls. From

where? Where am I going to attract these

girls from?

Well, I'm going to walk outside without my

glasses and all the girls are going to

come flocking. Yeah, okay.

There's no young girls here. Everyone here

is old. You barely see any young girls

anywhere unless you maybe go into the town

center. There's no McDonald's, there's no

KFC, there's nothing here.

What about girls here?

Are you insanely attracted to me now?

I think I have nice eyelashes.

Have I tried sports betting? Yep. In

Manchester 2021, I bet that England would

beat Italy and they lost and I lost £500.

And then I bet Trump would win against

Biden. And then he lost. And then I lost

And I actually, I would have bet that

Kamala was going to win because she seemed

like she was going to win. Me and Sunny

were watching on news and we were both

saying she's so going to win, and then she

lost. So what do we know?

The problem is the mainstream media

doesn't like Trump, so they're making him

look bad and they're making Kamala look

good when actually Trump was slightly

more or much more popular.

But if all you watch was mainstream news,

then you would get a skewed perception of

who's actually popular.

Yeah, I'm not very good at this betting

stuff, am I?

It's gonna be my sister's birthday soon.

I guess I'll wish her happy birthday.

But not my mum. I do not wish her a happy

birthday. She didn't wish me a happy

birthday. She didn't send me my Amex

credit card either. And she didn't come

for my birthday.

Selfish.

And my sister doesn't drive, so I'll

probably never see my sister ever again.

Because I'm not going home.

Why would I go home? Go home for what?

Probably never going to see my mum and

sister ever.

Just gonna stay here and do trading

and OnlyFans and YouTube.

Christmas? No, I'm not going home for

Christmas. What's the point? Drive 5

hours, go all the way there, and then get

ignored and yelled at.

And then I've got to charge my car and

then drive 5 hours all the way back. No

thanks. I'm not driving 5 hours to

get either ignored or yelled at.

Not worth it.

Although, I mean, the only thing I'd want

to do if I go home is pick up some stuff

like my drawers, and I don't

know what else I left behind. A monitor.

I got another monitor.

Oh, my Japanese Jinbei. I didn't bring

that with me. Cost me £100.

Oh, my lightsaber as well.

Oh, my dildo. I've got 2 vibrating

thrusting dildos, and I've got a whole

bottle of lube. I might need to get some

new lube. I've been going, going through

it quite quickly.

Can I use cooking oil as lube?

Or butter?

No, I'm not going home. There's no reason

to. If I needed money, I would just get a

job, wouldn't I? But I, I'm doing quite

well without a job. To be honest,

thanks to you guys.

What do I think I'll make next month?

Well, the month is nearly over. I've

already made $900.

No, I made like $950. So divide that

by 23 days, about $41 a day, times that by

31 days. It's about $1,300,

which is about £960.

And then maybe I get £450 OnlyFans.

And maybe 150 PayPals.

Yeah, maybe £1,500 or £600, which is

about $2,000,

which should be enough. My expenses are

like £1,100. Maybe I

can get some profits day trading.

Might think about selling my crypto and my

stocks at some point between

now and July.

No, 1,600 is $2,000 in dollars. Are you

deaf?

Do mukbang? I do mukbang every stream.

Every stream I do, I do mukbang and I do

Is it streaming? The thing went weird.

Oh, it's weird. The web page just went

black and then refreshed itself.

We're gonna make pasta for tonight.

Oh damn, market's crashing. Is it crashing

yet? Come on, everything fucking crash.

Fucking hell. I'm not ending this

week with -£10. Why is everything going

up? Gold usually goes down when everything

goes up. Why is gold going up too?

But now it's crashing with everything

else. It looks like everything wants to

crash. It's like

up, up, up, and then ooh.

I've been kind of missing Faster recently.

I had a weird dream, but I don't remember

what happened. And then I started looking

at Toyota Yaris on AutoTrader. I felt

really nostalgic about her car for some

reason. Like, I did so many trips in

that Toyota Yaris with that. It was very

memorable. Like the big hazard button,

it's got this big button for the hazard

lights. It's got all the twisty knobs for

the aircon and the volume. It's got the

little cup holders by where the corner

aircon is. I just, I remember that car so

fondly. Little white thing. It had a very

short front. It looked kind of derpy, a

bit like Faster. It definitely didn't have

a sharp or sophisticated look.

2010 and previous years of the Toyota

Yaris had that strange kind of look,

which was kind of cute. I just— I still

remember her just showing up in her car

and her car was packed full of clothing

and her stuff. And then we

were staying in a hotel looking for a

place to live. I can't believe she met me

on the internet and then the next day

she's moving out her house and then

looking for a place to live with me. It

was crazy. It was

one of the wildest girlfriend experiences

I ever had. Like, can you imagine going to

a foreign country, meeting a woman off the

internet you never knew before, and then

on the second day You're at her house and

her crazy ex is at the door trying

to get you to leave the country. And then

later she comes and then you're in a hotel

hiding, looking for an apartment to live

in. It was wild.

It was so stressful. I booked 10 nights at

the Holiday Inn in Sukhumvit, and then I

booked a month at some apartment place

called Bueng Lumpa, which cost about

20,000 baht. And then she got the condo we

lived in for nearly 2 years, which cost