Feeling Exhausted after going on Date

Balls. Balls to YouTube.

Wow, thanks for the balls.

I feel very tired today.

Oh Stupid fridge, would you shut up?

The fridge keeps making a noise, pissing

me off.

You need a haircut. Yeah, I know, stupid

hair keeps getting longer and longer,

keeps going in my eyes now.

Why does it keep growing? Why can't it

just stay at the same length? Like, cat

hair doesn't keep growing.

So I've got a few things to show you

today. I got a new electric

bicycle, and then I got a new musical

instrument. And I'm gonna turn this potato

into chips.

That would be fun. I got 2 potatoes.

Every time I go on a date, next day I'm

exhausted. My legs are killing me.

Ah, it's like torture. My feet hurt on

the arches and the top bit where the bone

is. I don't know why the top of my feet

hurt. Maybe my, my shoes are too tight,

but the, the bones on the top of my feet

hurt when I walk too much, and then the

arches also hurt, and then my legs will

hurt, and I feel so low

on energy. So if I'm not very

energetic today, then that's why.

I got a new bicycle so

I could visit my lady because she lives

like 10 miles away and there's no good

public transport there. So I got an

electric bike. Would you like

to see it? I'll show it quickly. It's not

that interesting, I guess.

If the camera would stay still. Oh, now

you can't even see it. Stupid moving

camera. Um.

So that's my new electric

bicycle, £1,200.

Very good.

And it's got, it's got 7 gears.

It's got 7 gears, and I bought my own

light, so I've got this light here.

See, it's very bright,

and it's got a little pedometer there for

the speed, and it's got gears. You change

the gears like this. That goes gear down,

and that's, that's gear up. Gear down.

So it's very easy, you just hold it like

Feels really nice to click those buttons.

And got nice thick tires,

it's quite light.

And there's the battery, battery's here,

you plug it in there. Yeah,

it's Good e-bike.

It's really nice, you can go straight up

the hills without any effort.

Oh, I feel out of breath now.

It's just when I was going up the hills,

it was really tiring, but With the

electric bike, you can go up the hills at

like 20 miles per hour and it just zooms

you up there. You still have to pedal to,

to activate the battery. You can't just

press a button, it zooms you up.

And the battery lasts really long as well.

I rode about 10 miles and the battery only

went down about 10% maybe.

And then on the way back, it didn't even

go down at all. It's still full battery

from when I left, so it must have went

down like 5%. Maybe it's because I, I

weigh nothing, so it's very good

for the battery life. It's pretty fun.

I think this The highest speed I went was

40 miles— no, 40 kilometers an hour.

It's in km per hour. I think 40 km per

hour is 25 miles per hour.

So I nearly went 25 miles per hour. It was

a bit scary though. I could have gone

maybe faster, but I was kind of scared,

so I kept putting the brakes on. You go

over 25 miles per hour on a bicycle you

can really feel the speed.

It's a bit scary. If you're in a car,

it's kind of different because you're in a

big box and you don't really feel the

speed. But on a bicycle, you really feel

the speed.

Finding it difficult to speak. I need to

warm up a little bit, maybe.

Why didn't Chris Broad get an electric

bike for his journey across Japan? We

could do journey across England.

Problem is I just can't really be bothered

to go very far, and I don't really have

anywhere else to go,

and you can't really leave it outside

because someone's going to steal it.

There's no way I would chain that up and

just leave it on the street. It'll be

gone. You'd either just lose the whole

thing, or someone would steal the tires,

or they'll steal the seat, or they'll

steal the pedals, or they'll steal my

light. They would take anything. There's

no way I would leave an expensive bike

just chained up on the street.

Did I get overtaken?

Um, yeah, a few times. It's a bit annoying

because you have to stop and let them go

by. And then I had to keep checking behind

me to make sure there's no cars behind me

because I can't hear. Because when you're

riding, all you can hear is all the wind

blowing in your ears, and you can't really

hear if there's anything behind you until

they're right behind you. So I had to keep

checking behind whilst riding.

I just do this quick turn like that.

I had some friends tell me I look like

Daniel. Yeah, I don't

like it when people say I look like other

people as well. I don't like it when I see

other Asian guys and they've kind of got

similar hairstyle and similar glasses. I

don't want people to look like me.

Get a side mirror. Oh, why didn't I think

of that? Do they even have those? That's a

good idea. Get a little mirror.

Bicycle mirror.

Oh, they do have them! It just

seems a bit lame.

And then on the one— on the way back from

her place, there was a guy also on a bike

and he was topless. And he had nothing.

He had no light. He was just riding in the

pitch darkness, and I overtook him on my

electric motor. I zoomed right by him,

and he was just pedaling, like, half

naked, no lights, just cycling through

the darkness. And I'm with my high-vis

jacket and my 4 or 5 layers, my special

handlebar light.

I wanted to be safe. I don't know if the

high-vis jacket is really that important.

Okay, what am I gonna make today?

I wanted to make— try and make some chips

and maybe some crisps. Maybe some potato

slices would be fun to make.

And then the other day, last— was it last

week? I went to London. I went to Canary

Wharf. Have you ever been to Canary Wharf?

That place is so weird. It's like a

different country, I swear. It's like

being in Japan. It didn't feel like

England. There were these big skyscrapers

and all these bank— kind of banking

buildings like HSBC and Citigroup,

and there was a monorail that goes into

it. It felt really strange, like it was a

fake artificial city.

Like some kind of Truman Show set.

Now everyone there was like Asian or

Indian, hardly any white people.

Really weird place.

It was a bit like, um, Shinjuku kind of

feeling, very businessy.

I think that's where they have all the

financial stuff, financial centers. Well,

I went to Canary Wharf and

Tower— Tower of— what's that

bridge called? London Bridge Tower?

Forgot now. You know the big fancy bridge

that opens? I went there. It was really

nice, and the train stations there are

huge. Compared to Victoria.

Some of these places in London I've never

been to. They're quite modern looking and

nice to be in because

usually I just go to London Victoria and

then I don't really go much further away

from Uh, Hyde Park and that

area when I

go on a date. Where's my water?

Oh, I feel so sleepy.

Okay, I'm gonna do cooking now.

Keeps moving there.

And then when you point it down too far,

you can see the base of it.

Not very good.

What do I think of riding the tube? It's

okay.

I remember finding the underground to be

really complicated because I would just

follow my dad and my sister when we went

to London, and they did all the

navigating, trying to find out where we

have to go. Me and my mum would just kind

of tag along and not really pay any

attention. And it always looked

really confusing, and I thought there's no

way I could do this by myself.

Actually, it's just really easy. There's a

few lines like Jubilee, Circle,

District,

and then you just look on the map at which

station you need to go to. It's not hard.

I don't know why I thought certain

things were so difficult when actually

Why are these potatoes hairy?

But I think I feel pretty experienced with

London now. It's not really intimidating

like how I used to think

it was. Put my bike away since you're not

interested in my bicycle.

Maybe I can ride it inside.

Oh, my bum hurts from yesterday.

Oh, my bum hurts so much. My bum hurts

more than my legs.

I'm stuck.

I feel like it's gonna fall over.

Yeah,

who likes

my bike?

Okay, let's do cooking.

Chup chup chup chup chup.

I got this new MacBook stand made out of

cardboard.

There's battery. I spent like 20

minutes trying to take a thumbnail because

my hair looks stupid now. I need to cut my

hair quickly. Maybe I'll do it today.

Maybe.

Okay. Oh,

why is it— oh, there's like weird stuff on

this cutting thing.

I've got to do another stupid sponsor

video. Ever since I started making gaming

content, all these sponsors started

contacting me and they think I'm a gaming

channel.

So I got a new sponsor offer, but they're

only offering $92 to promote this web

browser, and I thought I might as well do

it since it's only a minute and I don't

really have to do much. But I really hate

doing sponsored videos. It's so boring,

and then you got to sound all excited

about it. But they

asked me, they said, we've noticed your

last videos have not been gaming related.

Can you confirm that you will make a

gaming video for the sponsor deal? So I

had to say yes, I'll make another Elden

Ring video. So I gotta make an Elden Ring

video again for this sponsor thing.

But it seems like all these sponsors are

only contacting me now because they think

I'm a gaming channel after I made all

those Elden Ring videos. Before I did the

gaming stuff, I never got any sponsor

stuff in ages. When I was in Japan, I was

getting sponsor offers for language apps,

like learn Japanese apps. And then I left

Japan, I stopped making Japan content.

And then for a while, ever since COVID I

never really got any sponsor offers

because my channel just was about nothing.

It's weird, isn't it? Just make some

gaming videos and then all of a sudden

you're a gaming channel.

Why can't I get some cooking sponsors? I

want to be a cooking channel, livestream

cooking in my kitchen.

I don't like doing sponsors because it's

such a pain, and then you got— I don't

like making videos for people. Because

you've got to make it how they want you to

make it, not how you want to make it. And

then you've got to sound all excited,

which I never do. But the money's good

usually. I mean, $92 is not good, but it's

better than nothing. And I kind of spent a

lot of money recently, so it'd be nice to

make a bit of extra money.

Spent so much on tickets to London,

getting on the train, and then I spent a

couple hundred on these stupid dating apps

as well, which didn't really help at all.

What else did I spend? Oh, I had to pay my

sister for the aeroplane ticket to

Malaysia, and then I think Japan might be

reopening this year, so I want to buy some

yen in cash. Very expensive

recently,

and I didn't really want to go back to

making Elden Ring videos. I wanted to go

back to making some vlogs, tell— do some

story times. I kind of got burnt

out doing video game stuff. Okay,

I want to make chips now.

So to make the chips, I'm gonna cut this

in half like that.

And should I make thin chips or thick

chips? Maybe I'll make both.

I'll make some thick ones And

some thin ones.

Do I need seasoning?

And I've got a burger in the fridge too.

It's quite a lot actually, just from one

potato. I don't need 2 potatoes.

Maybe I'll make

crisps with this one.

Was that a good crisp?

Oh, now I wasted this bit.

I wanted to get McDonald's on the way back

home. I was going to get McDonald's, but I

couldn't find McDonald's outside. There

was one I went to with Milo that was

outside that I really liked. But the

stupid— I couldn't get internet connection

in London. I was waiting for data to come.

I was stuck on 3G and then Google Maps

wouldn't load, so I didn't know where

McDonald's was. So I went into the station

and there's a McDonald's in the station of

Victoria, in Victoria Station, but they

don't have the touchscreen things. It's

like one of those old rubbish McDonald's

where you have to talk to people to order

stuff. So I didn't go there. I went to

Burger King in London Victoria, and in

Burger King they've got the touchscreen

menus, but then these stupid girls were

hogging all the menu things and there was

like a queue forming. So I was trying to

wait to use the touchscreen and the guy

kept waving at me saying, would anyone

like to place an order at the counter? I

tried ignoring him because I want to use

the menu, but he kept like calling at me,

so I had to go up to the counter, which is

the number one thing I hate doing is

ordering food. Because I don't know what

the food is called, so I couldn't even see

the menu that was behind him. So I was

like, uh, can I have a— uh, what's your

burger called? What's the name?

What do you call your burger? I must have

sounded so dumb. And then I remembered,

oh yeah, it's called a Whopper, isn't it?

So I said, can I have a Whopper and some

chips and a drink? What drink do you have?

I don't know what they have. Gave me a

Capri Sun. I hate it when you go to a

restaurant and you don't know what the

menu is. My eyes are so bad

I can't see the big menu that's behind

them.

I hate ordering food.

They've always got some stupid name for

the special burger. Can I have a burger,

please? Just give me the

normal burger.

Chicken McDippy Dappy.

That's why I never go to KFC, because I

don't know what the menu is. Can I have

some chicken?

This is the trickiest bit.

Oh, it's wobbling.

I can't cut this bit.

Yes. Okay, got the chips.

Now we add the seasoning.

Oh, that Burger King was really good

though. I'm hungry now. I had a Whopper.

I think Burger King is so much better than

McDonald's. Even the chips— Burger King

chips are way better. Put some salt.

Do I need flour?

Rub your potatoes into the salt like that.

I can put some salt afterwards too. Can't

Oh, do I need to spray some oil? Yeah,

that's a good idea.

Salty.

I've got some butter flavor

cooking spray.

Is butter flavor spray good for it?

It's not spraying, it's like squirting it

out in a stream.

Oh, whatever.

Oh, it smells weird.

Why is it butter spray? I just want some

Where's chips?

Put it in your Cosori air fryer.

25 minutes. Why does

it take so long to make some chips.

Ask Kasori for a sponsorship. Maybe I

have to make cooking videos to become a

cooking channel, then they might.

Why is the air fryer gross?

I think we're gonna run out of cooking oil

too. Because doesn't Russia export a lot

of oil, cooking oils?

I also heard Japan's going to reopen in

June. Is that true?

That'd be convenient if I go to Malaysia

and then I go straight from Malaysia to

Japan.

Is it

working?

Too fast.

Acknowledge our disgusting twinness.

Your picture's so small. Yeah, I can kind

of see the glasses. Imagine if we had sex.

It'll be like twins doing it.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins. How do you like your

chips, Dan? Crispy. How do I like my

chips? Um, yeah, I like them crispy.

Brown on the edge, soft and fluffy in the

Can you collab with TQ-san? Doing what?

I don't know what to do.

Me and TQ will be waiting outside Turo's

apartment. Not really.

And we went to watch Doctor Strange in the

cinema. It was okay, I guess.

I've never really been a big fan of Doctor

Strange. He's not a very interesting

superhero.

He just does this with his hands like

and then orange things come out, and then

he shoots his cape at people that flies

around. It's not the best superhero in

the whole world.

Why are you so happy? Because I got $2

donation! I'm gonna have chippies.

I hate it when I, I talk about how Japan's

been closed for 2 years and then always

someone goes, Japan's been open since last

October. No, they haven't.

Just because some people can get in

doesn't mean it's been open. I'm talking

about being open to foreigners. I mean,

being open to tourists.

It doesn't help me if it's open to work

visas or students because I don't have a

work visa and I'm not a student.

Japan's been open since, since the

beginning of the pandemic to Olympic

athletes and celebrities, but I'm not any

of those, so why does it matter? I'm only

interested in it being open to tourists

because that's the only way I can enter.

But yeah, even Chris Broad is tweeting

about Japan hinting at reopening this

year, so Fingers crossed,

maybe I'll get a new Japanese waifu.

Become a student? I don't want to be a

student. I want to go to Japan, I want to

make videos, and I want to eat food and

have you know what. I don't

want to go to a school, that's just lame.

Imagine going to Japan to be a student.

Out of all the things you can do in Japan,

sit in a boring classroom learning rubbish

that doesn't help anything. And then it'd

be like $10,000, $15,000 for one year of

Japanese school. Oh,

thanks, Jake.

The stickers. I don't

want to spend like $20,000 just to get

into a Japanese language school, and then

I'll get bored after 2 weeks and then give

up and then lose all my money. And then I

have to go to school every day, otherwise

they won't renew my visa.

So I just want to go as a tourist,

really. I don't want to faff around

because I don't want to stay in Japan for

years and years straight. I want to go to

Japan a few months, come home for

Christmas, see my family, eat some

fish and chips, and then go back to Japan

again when I feel bored. That's what I was

planning on doing after I got divorced. I

was going to come home for a bit, do some

gaming, Meet some viewers, then go back

to Japan when I'm bored, go to Korea,

then come back home for Christmas, and

then stupid lockdowns happen.

Do you ever wake up, your eyes just feel—

I don't know, they just feel like you

can't open them. It's like this weird

haziness around my eyes. Like they're all

puffed up and swollen, like I've

been crying. Maybe I've been crying in my

sleep. I don't think I cried last night.

Japan is not a country you want to work

in. It is shit for working in.

For being a YouTuber, it's great. There's

so many things you can film,

but I hate having a job. I hate when

people say, why don't you get a job?

That'll make your life so much better. My

life was worse.

Whoa, chippy's looking good.

I'm gonna get my burger.

Are burgers brown?

Ah,

that's how you do washing up.

I need to get a hair clip. My hair keeps

falling into my face.

I don't have any beer. I drank it all.

I'm also going to go to the optician to

get my eye tested. I haven't had my eye

tested in 17 years. So I'm gonna get

new glasses, I think, and I'm gonna get

those sunglasses glasses so

I don't need to wear sunglasses when I go

to Malaysia.

Am I from Malaysia? No, but my mum is.

You have 2 fridges? Yes,

one's an old fridge and then the other's

new. We used to have 3 fridges, but we had

to get rid of it because it was always

empty.

I'm gonna get the same kind of glasses

because I like these. I don't know why

people keep saying my old glasses were

better when they were more angular and

rectangle. They just

look really boring.

Dan, there is a lot of ladies watching

your stream. Thumbs up, medium skin tone.

Wow, I'm a ladies'

man again.

Who's moving the camera? I'm using the

power of

telepathy.

I'm using the Force.

I think if you want manly glasses, you

kind of need a manly face,

don't you? Otherwise it looks weird. I

don't have a very manly looking face, do

I?

Oh, it's burning!

I thought someone's gonna drive into the

drive.

Look, looks pretty good.

Give it a taste.

That cooks really quickly.

Oh, looks pretty

good.

Look, but it's not crispy.

Um. It's cooked, but it's not

crispy. Why? It tastes

good though. Oh, a little

bit crispy.

I think it will start burning.

Oh, can you hear that? Oh, it tastes like

crisps.

Tastes like ready salted.

Not bad.

What about the burger?

Where did I buy the sweatshirt? I think I

got it in Rotterdam. When I was with Mila.

I think it was at Jack and Jones.

I actually think I got this with Mila as

well because I went— when I went to

Germany, it was probably really hot.

I probably still brought my hoodie. I

don't know, actually forgot now.

Can't see what I'm doing.

I'm cutting my burger.

This MacBook's blocking.

Mm, the onions are crispy.

Should I

put ketchup or mayonnaise? I think

Maybe some Tabasco.

I never used to like Tabasco, but I quite

It's got an interesting flavor.

Oh, oh,

it's like

Lots of weird stuff inside burger,

like gristle.

How the burger's pretty good.

My mum cooked it on the barbecue the other

day. Oh,

I just put a big lump of gristle in

my mouth.

I forgot about that.

Did anyone find out if Chihiro misses me

yet? Has she made a response to my recent

Did you

see when it fell out my mouth? That was

very uncivilized. Oh, actually, the bit I

spat out wasn't even the right one. This

is the one that has the weird stuff in it.

It's probably like a cow's anus or

something.

Are we really getting a video about the

blonde Muslim? Maybe.

It's just people are not really interested

in my stories anymore. The video about

crying at that girl's house only got 6K

My nose is running.

I nearly finished. Don't worry,

there won't be chewing noises for very

When I have spicy food, my nose starts

running.

Okay, last one, then I'm finished.

Finished.

Oh, I heard it for a second.

My nose keeps running.

What was

I saying? Yeah, I feel like people don't

really care about my stories anymore, so I

don't know. I think it would just get

about 6 or 7K views if I did the Muslim

girl story.

So I'm not really sure what to do now for

People used to love my stories. How come

they don't care anymore?

That used to be what the whole channel was

about, just me telling stories that

happened before. I think I lost those

viewers somehow.

Wow, that was the fastest lunch I ever

Maybe the stories would do better if I

illustrated it instead of just did a face

thing.

I want to show you my new, my new

instrument. Wait, let me drink this.

Us viewers need to see the action, not

just hear stories. The problem is, if I

filmed it whilst it was happening, she

would have killed me. She would have been

knocking on my door at 2 AM in the morning

going, Daniel, I told you not

to tell anyone we had sex.

Okay, finished my meal.

She kept trying to make me promise that I

wouldn't tell anyone what actually

happened, as if I would listen.

Why would I listen? If there's

nothing to be gained out of keeping it a

secret, then why would I keep it a secret?

Just because we're friends?

Come on, people must know by now that I

place no importance on friendship.

Imagine me caring about a friendship. The

Scottish girl was like that as well. She

said, Daniel, can you take the stream down

if you care about our friendship?

How have you been watching me for over 2

years and you think I care about

friendship? Literally my most popular

video is why I have no friends, and then I

talk about how I don't want friends

because it doesn't interest me. Silly,

silly people. So silly.

Okay, what's the topic of today?

I don't know. Let's go into the other

room. Oh,

why aren't

you coming?

Ah, oh, this is my new favorite streaming

spot, I think. On the sofa.

Can't stand up for too long, my leg's

getting tired.

Perfect. Okay, so, um, what was I gonna

say? Tell us about the date.

Well, we went— first of all, I rode my

brand new electric bike to her house, and

usually it takes me an hour because the

first time I went to her house on my

normal bike, it took me 1 hour, and I

couldn't go up the hills. I had to, I had

to get off the bike and push the bike up

walking because I was riding it slower

than you could actually walk, and it was

just taking up loads of energy. So I got

off the bike to push it up the hills and

it took me an hour, but with the electric

bike I just zoomed up the hills at

probably 20 miles per hour.

And then We

went to the cinema and we watched Doctor

Strange, and that's it really.

Went back to her place, did a bit of

you know what. Then I came back in the

middle of the night. It's quite fun

cycling in the dark. Have you tried it?

Just go for a bike ride at like 1 AM in

the morning. It's so peaceful and quiet.

And then the moon was out and you can just

ride really quickly and it's very easy to

spot cars coming because they have the

headlights on. There were about 6 cars I

had to stop to let by.

E-bikes are so great. I think they're

really good. When did they start having

e-bikes? I feel like

my dad would find it interesting because

he was into stuff like motorbikes and

cars. When I was a kid and everyone got to

age 17, they started getting motorbikes

and mopeds. I wonder if kids these days

would start getting e-bikes because you

don't need a license and they go pretty

fast. People on mopeds, they would just go

about 30 miles per hour. I can go nearly

25 miles per hour going downhill,

and then uphill maybe about 18 miles per

hour I could go. And you don't

even have to stand up to pedal, you can

just sit down and pedal.

I don't

know if you could hear that.

I'm gonna have to get my charger. I'm

already down to 40%

battery.

And because I don't really weigh much,

the battery lasted really long.

I need to clean this MacBook. Okay,

let me get my charger and I'll get a

KitKat.

Now we've got 3 e-bikes in the house

because my mum got one and my mum's

friend got one too.

We might all go biking, maybe.

Look what

I got. You'll never guess what

Hey, why can't they put the charging port

on the other side?

I got another musical instrument.

I'm gonna become— I'm gonna become a

musician.

Let me get my knife.

Oh, my nose is still running.

Who's making so much noise?

Wait, it's not charging.

My favorite Apple sound.

Who's scared of my knife? Why are you

saying numbers? How boring the stream is.

My stream is not boring, you are boring.

I hate these people moaning about my

streams. I get these comments, people say,

Daniel, I used to enjoy your videos, but

these 6-hour streams are just so boring

where you just ramble about the same

things over and over.

Don't watch it then. Just— they say, why

can't you stick to making the short

videos? And then I say, why can't I just

do the short videos and the streams? And

then you can choose which one you want to

Why are you exhausted? Because I just ran

down this staircase getting my new Amazon.

Do you want to see what I got?

The camera's so far away.

Ah, there's not enough space.

I keep getting distracted.

Stop messaging me, I'm working.

Yeah, look what I got.

Do you know what it is?

It looks like a coffin.

Coffin-shaped box.

Put this here.

Ah, the background's so white.

Look at this!

Is it already assembled?

It is. Oh wait, you gotta put a little

wooden thing inside of it. The strings are

made out of plastic. I thought it was

supposed to be metal. How'd you

do this? Look, there's like a bridge at

the top. You got to slide it down.

I'm going to learn how to be a musician

and I'll make some money on the streets.

If I don't like it, I might give it to my

sister as her present. She doesn't have a

banjo,

so— I don't want to break this nut

bridge. Where does this go?

Oh, it looks

kind of flimsy. It's just like a wooden

thing on, on the middle.

Is it like that?

And why is this plastic thing here?

Wait, are the strings supposed to go on

top of this wooden thing? Can you see it?

Do the strings go under or on top? Why

would she want that? Because she likes

playing music and she plays guitar.

I can't get it in now.

Take the wood thing out, but I thought I

Or do I just make the strings looser?

Why are there no instructions? The strings

go over. Okay,

but the strings are too tight, aren't

they? Aren't I gonna make the strings all

out of tune now?

But the strings are too tight to fit the

wooden thing inside of it.

Loosen the strings. Okay.

Oh.

I don't

know which way it goes.

I feel like they're gonna snap. Oh,

I got it on.

They're too— it's too high up now.

This sounds wrong.

I think that's

right.

Oh, these bits go here.

Oh,

why does it not sound like a banjo?

I got a banjo cuz I thought it looks easy

to play. You just pull the strings like

Does it sound like banjo?

Tune the strings back up, but I don't know

how. Oh, they give you a little metal

hammer too, like the other thing.

What's this for?

I don't

know why

I got this.

It sounds like a banjo. Doesn't it?

I want to tune it properly, but it'd be

kind of boring to watch me do it, I guess.

Why in the hell did you buy that? Because

I was bored and I saw a video on YouTube

and they made it look really easy.

Make longer animated story videos. I tried

and people don't care about it. They keep

saying there's all these other channels

that do it and they're really popular,

but when I do it, it doesn't do very

well.

It's not a waste of money, it's, it's my

new hobby. People keep saying I need a

So I thought I would play an instrument.

What's this? Why do they give you

sandpaper? And they gave me

a piece of string as well.

I broke it.

Who's spamming? I got bored of

the Klimba because

it doesn't play stuff how you think it

How much did it cost? It was £80. It's

pretty cheap.

Where's my phone?

My mum was pretty happy when I did that

wood chopping, when I cleaned up the wood

in the garden.

She was very happy. With it.

You'll get bored of this too. I'm already

bored of it.

I need someone to teach me.

Wait, I got a new moderator.

Where is she?

You need to type in the chat so I can

click your name.

Isn't that your real name? Are you sure

you want to put your real name? As your

username.

I can hear

my stomach.

She's changing her name because she put

her real name.

She's on my Discord.

Where's the

invite button?

Copy and paste.

I'm gonna meet someone from my Discord

soon, and we might vlog it or stream

it. I'm not sure yet.

I really need to clean my MacBook. It's

covered in specks.

Do you think I should legally change my

name? Because it's giving me some

I could change my last name to Daniel—

Daniel Lloyd is close enough.

Daniel Libido.

This is not very comfy.

Oh, I got 4 new people join my Discord.

Wow. I'll play you a song from

my banjo.

Why does it just sound like a guitar and

not like a banjo? Oh, it does

have a bit of a twang.

When you do

that, it sounds kind of banjo-y.

Where did the banjo come from?

Daniel, stop. Why?

Don't you like my beautiful music?

Get a proper guitar. No, I want like a

cute little thing, not a massive one that

makes my hand hurt.

I heard all you need to know is how to

play 3 chords and then you can play loads

of songs.

I bet your Discord is a cesspool. No,

it's nice now. It used to be.

It still says How

long does it take when you try and change

your name on YouTube until it actually

takes effect?

It's not really a proper banjo,

it's a banjo-lele. So it's like a small

banjo. A real banjo is bigger.

Is it in tune?

Now I wasted £100 on musical instruments.

I need to get a harmonica as well.

What should I buy next?

I want to buy maybe a GoPro

10 for Malaysia so

I can do underwater filming.

No, I don't want to return it. I just got

He's like the guy off Mary Poppins. The

guy has like a, a drum on his back and

those cymbal things when

he steps.

Get some bagpipes. Yeah.

Or maybe a flute, or maybe a trumpet.

Trumpet would be pretty cool actually.

I should get a trumpet next. Yeah.

This hurts my foot. Ow, ow,

ow, ow.

It's just not very comfy like this.

Does this look comfy?

Get a drumming set. My sister had a drum

set, a drum kit. I tried it, it was a bit

boring though. You just hit the things

with the sticks.

Why don't I stream in the garden building?

Because there's no Wi-Fi, and when I try

and connect to data, it's really

unreliable. Keeps cutting out.

Why is there no one at home? They went to

work. I'm alone.

My sister went to— I don't know if I can

say.

I shouldn't have said that

thing about her name.

My sister went to Scotland and my mum went

to work, so I'm alone.

Try a Wi-Fi booster. I tried that before

and it doesn't really work. I don't

understand how to make it work because you

have to connect it to the Wi-Fi and then

you have to connect to that from the

device, and then it kept turning itself

off. I don't get it,

so I'm not sure what to do now.

With my life. Give me some

suggestions.

Why wouldn't you be able to say she went

to Scotland? Because what if people start

looking for her now that I said

where she is?

Get a triangle? I have a triangle. Do you

remember when I made that spirituality

video? I dinged a triangle at the

beginning. Still in my bedroom.

The best option for cabin would be to get

a really long Ethernet cable. It's got to

be like 100 meters though.

Can you get a 100-meter-long Ethernet

cable? And then it would have to enter the

cabin somehow.

And it would have to be hanging out a

window, maybe.

I don't really care about getting internet

in the cabin though, so I never go there.

I only went once when I came back home the

first time. After that, I never went back

inside because it's just kind of— I don't

know, it's just not very interesting.

It's just a cabin.

I'd rather be in my bedroom where I've got

all my computer stuff.

I guess it would be nice to sit in front

of the in front of that window

thing where the garden is and sit on the

But then I have to keep coming back into

the house to get stuff or go to the

I thought the banjo would be more

interesting. I don't know what to do with

I don't know what it's supposed to sound

like when you do this.

Maybe like that.

Sounds wrong, doesn't it? I'm gonna have

to Google how to tune it.

Do you think it's difficult to learn?

Stupid banjo.

He's the most pathetic individual I've

seen. Who, me?

Why? What did I do that's so bad?

Oh, I need to cut my hair. Oh my God.

I don't know why so many people

keep whining at me about jobs. I don't

think I've ever seen any other YouTuber or

streamer who has like loads of people in

their comments constantly going on about

money and jobs. Why is that?

Why do I have so many people who follow me

who are so obsessed with jobs and getting

jobs? Do you work at the job center or

There's thousands of people on YouTube who

just make a living off YouTube doing the

most pointless things.

Why does it bother people? I don't get it.

It's like Ben Deen, he just eats food and

gets more money than People who work in an

office.

If you're jealous, why don't you just do

what he does then?

People whining about bloody jobs.

Because you're stuck, you have no place or

a home. You whinge

about others having things set up for

themselves. When did I ever whinge about

people? Yet they've gained skill.

I have no idea what you're referring to.

What an idiot.

Who did I whinge about?

All you do is whinge. PewDiePie. What?

When did I whinge about PewDiePie?

She's talking a load of rubbish. I never

whinged about someone becoming successful.

Can't even give one example. What a stupid

idiot.

I like PewDiePie. What are you talking

about? I never say anything bad about

PewDiePie.

I wonder if they've got ice cream. Stupid

'80s Madonna trying to bring my mood down.

Ice cream.

Oh, no ice cream.

Oh, I found a lollipop.

Oh, I didn't think that

would be so loud. Oh my, what the

hell happened to this lollipop? Look at

that, it's supposed to be a rocket.

Yeah, I whinged the other day about haters

leaving, but how does that have anything

to do with me whinging about successful

people who worked hard to get to where

they are? You whinged about

PewDiePie getting to Japan.

Well, yeah, because I felt better about

not being able to get in Japan if

PewDiePie also cannot get into Japan,

because I feel jealous. I want

Oh, it's all sticky and weird.

Look at that.

Madonna, just trying to find things to

whinge about. As if you don't whinge.

You're whinging now. Whinging about

me whinging.

I never said PewDiePie doesn't deserve his

success or stuff like that. If I did,

then you'd have a point. But your point's

dumb. I respect the hustle

and the success PewDiePie has.

Oh, it makes my teeth cold.

I don't think this was a good idea because

now I have to lick it the whole time and

my fingers are getting sticky.

Um, what was our other question?

Does your channel still make enough money

to live off?

Um, depends what you mean by live off. If

you mean living at home, then yeah.

But the views are not very good recently.

I'm only making about $1,200

Well, not a month, I mean this month.

Previous month when Elden Ring was still

doing good, I made like $2,600. Plus I got

some sponsors,

but at this rate things are looking a bit

grim unless a new game comes out or I get

a new sponsor.

But I made a lot of money in February,

March, and April, so I'm

not really too bothered about May or June

or July.

Could I afford to live in Manchester

again? Yeah, easily. Manchester is really

cheap. I only needed about £1,200,

$1,500 to live in Manchester.

Aren't there games coming out all the

time? Not huge trending games.

I need like a really big trending game to

get more views. I got 670,000 views

on Elden Ring.

But it's kind of hard to get views now.

The problem is I need people to

talk about and to do stuff with. It's for

the content. If I don't meet anyone, then

things get really boring for the channel.

What happened on the date? We just went to

the cinema. I watched Doctor

Strange.

It was okay. It wasn't amazing.

Haha, it sounds like a song.

If I know— this one actually sounds like

something, doesn't it?

That sounds pretty good.

I need to know another one. How do you do

a different sound?

You need to tune it. I will later.

I dropped ice lolly on the floor.

I might cut my hair. Do you think

I should cut my hair on stream?

Oh, I've got water on the charger.

My hair is really annoying me.

This bit's too big at the back.

I think it's too difficult to do this

live.

I can't concentrate.

I might do it later.

It's just the back. I don't like the back.

This bit,

making me feel uneasy.

Oh, there's hair all over my trousers.

I'm making a mess.

It's so uneven. Where? I barely