Lunch with daniel

I'm not a weirdo.

Look, I have garlic French bread for

lunch. From France.

What time is it? Okay, it's half past 11.

Um.

Okay, let me see the chat. Where are

you now? I'm in Japan at my

wife's apartment. Oh, that banging's gonna

drive me crazy. They set up scaffolding—

they set up scaffolding all around this

building right next to mine. Opposite on

the other side of the street.

So I have to put up with constant banging

all day long.

What happened to Ice Poseidon? He was on

the mountain. I was watching his stream

all day yesterday. He was on Mount Fuji.

It was so funny. When he, uh,

responded to my video. Who saw it? He

said, fucking Daniel made a video about me

saying he got offended. I wasn't really

offended, I was just hurt.

And I kept thinking to myself, how funny

would it be if I, if I quickly got onto

the train to Mount Fuji and I rode the bus

to the top of the mountain and I was just

waiting at the top of Mount Fuji and then

Ice Poseidon finally gets to the top and

I'm just waiting there for him? That would

have been so creepy. It just would have

been so funny though. Kept imagining it.

Daniel! Fucking Daniel. Americans say

Daniel in a weird way.

Daniel.

He said as soon as I switch on the

livestream, then I can't use social

anxiety as an excuse, which I think is a

bit silly. Just because I turn my

livestream on doesn't mean my social

anxiety suddenly vanishes.

And I was actually— I was talking during

the livestream. I was whispering like

I didn't want to interrupt Gary.

If I quickly get on the train now,

actually, I don't even know how to get to

Mount Fuji. How do I get

to Mount Fuji? Mount Fuji Station.

I would have to get the Shinkansen bullet

train to Tokyo quickly and

then get onto the local train to Mount

Stream sniping again. He's not streaming

now. I saw his tweet. He said

his phone is broken or something,

which is a bit weird. You would think he

would have backup phones, multiple phones,

just in case his main phone breaks.

I have, I have multiple phones. Look, I

have, I have my second phone here. You

would think a famous professional streamer

would have at least 2 phones in case his

main phone breaks so he can carry on

streaming. Bit weird, bit strange.

According to his tweet, he said he's

coming down the mountain now.

Mount Fuji. Wow, Mount Fuji looks crazy on

Google Maps. Looks like a massive

bird shit. It does. Looks like

a big white splattering.

Where is it?

It's not actually that close. It's quite

far away from Tokyo, actually.

I don't even know how to get there. I

would have to get to Fuji Station. I can't

be bothered, too lazy.

I thought it was pretty funny, the whole

stream sniping thing. I was so nervous

when my wife entered that little bar.

I didn't want to enter the bar. I wanted

to wait for them to finish drinking, and I

wanted them to come out of the bar, and

then we would approach them. That would

have been more— that would have made me

feel more comfortable than standing in

this doorway. I was getting soaked. It was

raining, and we were standing outside of

the bar. Talking, and my whole— all of my

hair got drenched.

But my wife got all excited. She just

barged in, opened the door, started waving

at him. That's not how I would have done

it personally. I would have waited for

them to come out so I could have ambushed

them on the street.

Oh well, what happened happened. My voice—

I listened to it back, my voice sounded so

stupid. He was like, uh, what's your name?

And I was like, Daniel, I'm from England,

I came to see you. I sounded like such a

wuss. My voice doesn't usually sound like

that. This is what I usually sound like,

but when I get nervous, my voice gets

really high. I'm from England. I sound so

stupid. Oh,

and then when I entered the bar and they

were looking at me, I pointed at Gary's

livestream and I said, that's me. Like,

what does that even mean? I don't even

know what that meant when I pointed at his

camera and I said, that's me.

So embarrassing to watch over again.

And then it was really awkward trying to

explain my channel, trying to explain what

kind of videos I do. I should have just

said it's like a video diary. I just vlog

my life, pretty much the same as Ice, but

I don't livestream it, I vlog it.

When I get nervous, my voice just gets

high. It goes higher than it usually

sounds. Usually I have a deep husky voice,

but oh, I sound like a girl when I get

anxious.

It's tension on the muscles. Yeah, I heard

that when you feel nervous you feel tense,

so you have to try and relax, and then

your voice goes back down. But when you're

tense, it goes all high.

It was funny when TKO Sam just randomly

appeared and then started talking about

This smells really good. Holy moly,

smells garlicky.

Just trying to think what to do for, for a

new video now. I don't know what to do.

I'm gonna go to a game center later on for

my second channel. The second channel is

doing pretty well actually. Quite

surprising. I'm so stupid for not

uploading more to the second channel

earlier, but I've been doing daily uploads

to the second channel and I'm making more

money on the second channel than I make on

Patreon now. So I've got 3

sources of income: my main channel,

second channel, Patreon. So it's pretty

good and I'm having fun on the second

channel. I do— I use my GoPro and I just

strap it onto my chest and then walk

around places and I go to restaurants.

I want to do more walking around. I want

to go to a game center and

maybe a Japanese-y place in Japan,

somewhere that just looks kind of

Japanese-y. I want

to go to more restaurants. I want to go to

yakiniku. I want to go to Shabu-Shabu and

I want to go to okonomiyaki place.

Oh, thank you, Henry. Don't be too hard on

yourself. I'll try.

For some reason my name is censored.

I don't know who censored my name,

but it won't do the text-to-speech if you

type Daniel.

Things between me and my wife aren't so

great right now. I'm not sure if I should

talk about it.

She's kind of angry with me because

there's this stupid Greek woman. She has a

channel where she just sits there with her

boobs hanging out. She messaged me on

Twitter and saying something like, do you

want to make— do you want to start some

drama for a video? And I said, what do you

have in mind? And then she said, we could

have sex, we could pretend to have sex.

And then I said— I was just going along

with it— and I said, sure, why not? And

then I said, I wouldn't mind actually

having sex with you because you're pretty

hot. And then she ended up making a video

Attacking me using those screenshots,

leaking our private conversations.

Obviously my wife saw it. She's pretty

angry with it now,

and she gave me the silent treatment

yesterday. I wasn't actually going to have

sex with her. I was just messing around.

So annoying when you have these private

conversations, they bloody screenshot it

and leak it.

She showed me her boobs, so I sent her a

dick pic. Now my wife's

angry. My wife said if you keep doing

things like this, I'm not gonna renew your

spouse visa. You can go back to England.

It's not serious. I was just messing

around. I wouldn't actually have sex

with her. Jesus.

And then she didn't talk to me the whole

evening yesterday, and then she said she's

coming back late today, so gonna have to

spend pretty much all day by myself. Not

sure where she's going.

It's not serious, she just sent me some

boobs, I sent her a dick pic. What's the

big deal? Oh,

thank you, Oliver. That clacking is

annoying. I know. I don't know how long

it's going to last. This entire area has

just been constant construction sites.

There's a new building there, new building

there. You think in Japan, where there's

hardly any space to build anything, that

they would have built everything by now

and there wouldn't be any more space, but

they keep finding these tiny spaces and

they shove a new building which is the

size of a shoebox. You should see the size

of these new buildings going up. They're

like an actual shoebox. They're so small,

it's crazy.

Um, thank you, what,

what's your face? Neil, Neil Sharma,

thanks very much. They're so

funny, the new buildings. They're They're

like this wide, like a— there's just a

door and a window. Can you imagine living

there? Be like in a sardine can.

I don't really see what the big deal is

showing my dick to people. Loads of people

have seen my dick. I'd show you my dick

right now if I didn't get banned. If I

wouldn't get banned, I'd pull my pants

down. I'm not embarrassed

of my dick. I think I have a nice dick.

Tomoko messaged me as well because that

Greek woman was messaging her. I just

It's so dangerous sending dick pics to

people now because you don't know if

they're gonna make a video about it to get

views. I can't really complain because I

stream sniped Ice Poseidon so I can make a

video about him. I just

had to. Come on, it's Ice Poseidon.

And I wasn't lying when I said I'm a fan

of his. I have been watching him since

2017. And he did inspire me a lot to start

streaming and to go outside.

So main— the main reason I wanted to meet

him was because I am a fan of his and

because I wanted to get views. I'm also a

YouTuber, so, you know, content is

content. Oh,

thank you, Life You do you, my friend.

You're awesome.

Very kind of you. The Greek woman's

channel is Revenge Star. Such a, such a

cringy name for a channel. And she's been

making videos about me for about 2 years

now, ever since I started growing as a

channel. She's been making videos on me.

She's— I think she's kind of obsessed with

me.

What do you admire about Ice Poseidon the

most? Just the way he, he can go up to

anyone and start talking to them. That's

the main reason why I like watching his

streams, because as someone who's very

scared of talking to strangers, when I

watch him going up to strangers, I feel

like I'm living that experience

vicariously. I think that's the word.

I don't know why text— oh, I set

text-to-speech to over $3.

That's why.

She's ugly. Yeah, she's not great looking,

but she has big boobies, which are quite

nice to look at.

Something I always wished I could do in my

streams was to be able to go up to

strangers and have weird conversations or

say weird stuff like Ice does, but I could

never do it. I tried. There was one time I

did a stream, I'm not sure if anyone

remembers, called Trying to Talk to

Japanese Girls, and then I ended up pacing

up and down for about 2 hours at Osaka

Station. I didn't manage to talk to

anyone. I went— the most I could do was I

went into a store and I

said excuse me when I was trying to get

past girls. That was it.

That was all I could do. I couldn't even

ask anyone where the train station was.

My goal was to try and ask someone where

the train station was. I couldn't even do

that. I felt like such a failure.

I managed to do it last year.

Around October, but I didn't, I didn't

livestream it. I did it offline.

So I had this massive argument with my

wife last year, and I ran away from her,

and I went back to the city where my

ex-girlfriend used to live. And then I was

asking— I was walking into shops and

asking random people if they knew her. I

had a picture of her, and I'd show them a

picture, and I'd ask them, do you know

this girl? She used to work here, and I

went into about 6 different shops and

asked them all if they knew her. And I

said she used to work here 4 years ago

when she didn't. It was pretty exciting,

actually.

It was pretty exciting just talking to

them, asking them questions.

No one recognized me at the immigration

center. I went to the immigration center

last week, I think. I had to wait in there

for about 2 hours. No one recognized me.

Kind of weird because I got recognized the

first 2 times when my channel was really

tiny, when I only had about 5K subs. Now

I've got 90K subs and then no one

recognized me. I'm not complaining. I'm

glad no one recognized me. It would have

been really awkward, but I was kind of

expecting that I would get recognized. I

don't like getting recognized.

He mentioned in his livestream Daniel is a

slimy snake. No, he didn't.

Let me find his response.

Here, I'll show you.

How do I play it? Does it play on iPhone?

It's not playing.

There's a play button, but nothing happens

when I press play.

Happy birthday! Happy birthday to yo Josh.

He's a fucking weirdo, but happy birthday

to him. Yo, Josh is one of the biggest

weirdos I know. Just like fucking Daniel,

dude. Oh, fucking Daniel. Fucking Daniel.

Daniel called me last night saying that.

Messaged the ice beside him. And he got

offended because I called him a weirdo.

Listen, Daniel. His excuse was he has

social anxiety. Listen, Daniel.

I understand social anxiety, I do, trust

me. But when you turn your livestream on,

you're not allowed to have that. You

either talk or you're a weirdo. You can't,

you can't like, sure, stream snipe,

social anxiety, I give you, I commend you,

that's awesome. But when you turn on your

livestream, you no longer can use social

anxiety as an excuse. At that point, you

need to talk. Otherwise, you're a weirdo

for livestreaming but not talking.

Why do I have to talk when I'm live

streaming? I was talking,

I was just— I was talking like this into

the microphone, if you remember.

Should I make another one about Ice

Poseidon? Next one would be my apology to

Ice Poseidon. No, I don't like using

people's names in the title for so many

times. Once or twice is okay, but a third

time is pushing it. I made about 4 videos

about Ben Dean when I was hating on Ben

Dean. I don't think— I don't,

I don't know. I felt a bit guilty using

Paul's Ice Poseidon name in the title

because I like, I like Ice Poseidon. I

don't hate him.

But I thought it was funny, the whole

Daniel's a weirdo thing.

I didn't know what to talk about when we

were drinking. I didn't know what to say.

Because Gary was just non-stop talking to

his stream, and then Ice wasn't talking

much. He was mainly talking to Gary,

and then my wife was just sitting there

laughing to herself. So I didn't know what

to say. I didn't even know what they were

talking about most of the time.

Yeah, there was lots of things I wanted to

ask Ice. I wanted him to show me his

YouTube analytics. I think he would have

because, uh, there's a video Ice made

talking about how much he made in a year,

and then he shows all his Streamlabs

earnings. I think he might have shown me

if I asked him. I really want to see his

YouTube estimated ad revenue for this

month, compare it to mine.

I think he might have shown me. David Bond

showed me his. And I wanted to ask

him things like what gear does he use

for streams, what kind of internet is he

using, but I think he's just using a

pocket Wi-Fi because

I always struggle for video quality when I

go outside to stream, it always gets

pixelated. I wanted to ask him stuff like

that. I don't know, I just didn't really

have many interesting things to ask him.

So that's why I was so quiet.

I was scared to ask because it felt rude.

It feels kind of rude asking people how

much money they make,

and I'm a very polite person. I don't like

to be intrusive.

How much money do you think he makes on ad

revenue? I don't think he makes much

because he doesn't upload many videos. He

just leaves up his streams. And from my

own experience, livestreams don't make

much money on ad revenue. For example, I

can make a 20— a 10-minute video that's—

that gets 20,000 views and it'll make

$100. And then I could do a livestream

that gets 20,000 views and it only makes

about $5 ad revenue. I don't know why.

It's like short 10-minute videos make way

more money than a 2-hour livestream, even

if I fill it full of ads and mid-rolls.

Also, he swears a lot and he talks about

sexual stuff, so most of stuff might,

might be demonetized.

Ben Dean removed a lot of videos. Yeah, I

noticed that he deleted All of his

adoption story stuff, all of his fashion

stuff, and he just left all the mukbangs.

Really weird.

Maybe he realized that people mainly care—

mainly watch him for his mukbangs, not for

his fashion stuff and vlogging stuff.

When am I going to eat? I'm not sure.

I'm trying to figure out how to cook it.

I might just open flame cook it.

That might work. Oh shit, I don't want it

to catch on fire.

I just want to— oh, it's burnt now. I just

want to toast it. I just want to toast

No one's gonna watch a 2-hour stream.

That's what I think. But it's funny

because the Ice Poseidon livestream that I

did got way more watch time than

my videos usually do because it's so long,

but then it barely made anything on ads.

It made like $10— not even $10, maybe $5

on ads.

It's not toasting, it's just burning.

Look, it's just burning.

Oh, thank you, Evan. What happened to

Cooking with Daniel?

I just haven't really been doing much

cooking recently, and my recent videos

haven't needed the cooking segment to get

to 10 minutes.

I don't know what to cook. I feel like

I've cooked everything already now. I've

made meatballs, burgers, fish and chips,

pizza, I've made pizza so many times.

I've made curry pasta, curry spaghetti.

I've made fajitas. I've made burritos.

I've made fried rice.

I'm not sure what to make.

I've made spring rolls.

I think I've made everything.

I'm trying— I want to cook something that

I haven't cooked before.

I need ideas.

Oh, who remembers when I roasted an onion?

The cooking bits when I was in England

were quite good because I had a proper

kitchen. I had a big oven. Oh, that oven

makes me sad. I remember my dad— I'm gonna

make everyone depressed again. I remember

last year my dad was messaging me about

the new oven, how it's a new

fancy magnetically— magnetic induction

heated oven. And then he died, and then I

ended up using it when I went back home.

And every time I used the oven, I kept

remembering when he messaged me, he was

telling me about it.

Why don't I try Chinese food? I've made

spring rolls, fried rice. What else is

there for Chinese food? That's pretty much

all it is, rice and vegetables.

I wanted to get an octopus, you know,

octopus legs, and then deep fry it,

or make batter and then dip it in the

batter and then deep fry it.

Got a little square frying pan.

Bloody Jun, Rachel Jun, have you seen

their new video? Oh, I hate Rachel and Jun

so much. Their new video is A Life in the

Day of Our Cats, and it all almost has 2

million views. And it's just them filming

their stupid cats.

They're so lazy as content creators. They

only make one video every few months and

it's just some crap like their cats, and

then it gets 2 million bloody views. And

then people just say, oh, it's because

Rachel and Jun are nice and, and they have

good video quality and Jun is a loving

husband. Who cares? The content

is rubbish.

Washing pots and pans. Bleh.

I hate Rachel and Jun.

No bacon. I have bacon here. It wouldn't

be a Daniel lunch without some bacon.

Stop watching them. I don't watch them, I

just check their channel. I click their

channel and see what they've been

uploading. I can't watch them. I can watch

like 10 seconds before I click off and get

bored. I don't know how they have such a

massive audience for being so boring.

They're not entertaining at all. There's

zero entertainment factor when you watch a

Rachel and Jun video. It's just Jun

faffing around with flowers or cutting

something with a very sharp knife, or it's

Rachel talking about her bloody hair. Or

showing her cats,

which is fine if they got, you know,

100,000. I would be okay if they got

100,000 views, but they get insane views

for showing the most boring stuff ever.

So who cares about Rachel's bloody ginger

hair?

I don't like Rachel and Jim. I don't

like the fan base. The fan base is stupid.

Oh no, I haven't checked Zach Choi for a

long time. Let me guess, he's on 4 million

subscribers now. Oh Jesus

Christ, 2.9 million subs. I can't believe

it. Can't believe how

big he got. He got, he got so big so

Now every time I criticize other

YouTubers, people always go, oh, as if

you're interesting, Daniel. Your videos

aren't interesting. I'm not comparing

myself to them. I'm just criticizing them

subjectively. My own content doesn't

really have anything to do with it. I'm

not saying my content is godly, I'm just

saying that theirs is boring.

Where's my knife?

Oh, I found

it.

I'm gonna recombobulate

this French toast. So right now I'd give

this French toast 4 out of 10, but we can

make improvements. And I'm very good at

improving sandwiches with

a little bit of DIY.

See, this is my problem with Japanese

bacon. This is what Japan— Japanese people

think this is bacon. This is not bacon,

this is ham. They don't know the

difference between ham and bacon. They

call ham bacon, and then they call actual

real bacon pork slices or something.

No, Japan, this is not bacon.

It's all slimy. It's like a fleshlight.

There we go. Look, this is ham. You can

eat it like this. It's already cooked. It

just tastes like a piece of ham. You don't

even need to fry it. If I ate British

ham like this, I'd get food poisoning

because proper bacon is supposed to be

raw.

What else do I have?

Oh, I've got onions.

Got onions. I want to go camping. I think

camping might be fun for a video or

maybe a stream, but I don't know where you

can go camping here. There's a big river

and there's lots of Land, just green

grass. I'm not sure if you're allowed to

set up a tent there. It'd be quite funny.

I could buy a stove. I have a stove. I

could bring my stove, but I think I'll

just be very bored. Cook some steaks,

call me hand. Cook some steaks?

Oh, thank you. I don't have any steaks

though. I think if I went camping,

I'd be very bored. I'd just be sitting

there on my phone. The whole time.

I've only been camping once, and that was

when I was 10, and it was a horrible,

horrible experience. I hated it so much.

They stuffed us all into one tent, 4

people per tent, and the tent was so small

I was squashed in between 2 other boys,

and they Stunk. Stank. They stinked.

What's the past tense of stink? They

stunk.

And then it started raining and the water

got into the tent and there was like

puddles of water in the corner of the

tent. There was this girl I had a crush on

called Kerryanne Wallace and

I wanted to shag her.

But then I have to buy a tent.

How much are tents? Tents are pretty

expensive. I don't want to spend $60

on a tent and then only make $30 off a

video. That would be silly.

Kerryanne Wallace was the girl who beat me

up because I broke

her bracelet a few years later after the

camping. We were messing around

and I grabbed her wrist and apparently I

broke her bracelet, and then she demanded

I pay her £20 and I said no. So she

started harassing me every day on the

playground and she would start headlocking

me, and then she punched me in the face.

So I just caved and I gave her the £20.

Bet she's ugly now. Bet you anything

she's ugly and fat, just like all my

Classmates. It's smoking.

Why does it smell like smoke?

Look at that. This just Made

this French toast taste 100 times better.

Some onions on top.

Looks pretty good.

The problem with French— I mean Japanese

French bread, it's not crispy. Usually

when you get a baguette, it's all hard and

it's crispy and flaky, but Japanese

baguettes, they're all soft and squidgy.

Would you be mad at your wife if she went

through the same situation you went

through involving the explicit pictures?

If my wife was sending her nudes to random

guys, I'm not sure how I'd feel about

I think I wouldn't care. I don't know,

it's hard to say unless it actually

I don't really think it's a big deal.

It's just, just genitals.

It's just a naked body.

Why is it something to get upset over? I

don't know, maybe if she was still sending

nudes to the Australian guy, I might get

upset. It's hard to tell.

If she gave me permission, I'd give guys

her nudes myself if they paid for them.

I'd show you her nudes right now on my

phone if she was okay with it.

I'm happy to detect that you may be

feeling less depressed as of late. Your

mood seems to be improved. Yeah, I do feel

I think it's because my second channel

quite well. And I met Ice Poseidon,

which is really cool.

It was a really weird experience when

you've been watching someone for years and

then you meet them and they're right in

front of you.

But he wasn't— it's weird because he's not

the same as you would expect him to be

when you watch his streams. He's slightly

different. He was much quieter,

much more laid back, much more toned

down, I guess.

I'm not complaining, I'm just saying that

it was interesting to see a different side

of him compared

to what I'm used to seeing.

Thanks for the Super Chats, Oliver.

Very generous.

Uh, people saying he's rude. Um,

I guess so, but I don't really have a

problem with it. People were saying he was

being rude to me. I don't think he was

being rude to me. I was telling him weird

stuff, so he was just reacting to

it. Any— anyone would react to the stuff I

tell them in a shocked, surprised way.

I didn't like Gary. I thought Gary

just a bit loud.

At least they asked me questions.

That was nice. It's not like

they completely ignored us. They did make

a bit of an effort to

ask me things.

I should have made more of an effort to

ask them things. I want to ask, how does

Ice and Gary know each other? Because I

have no idea who this Gary guy is. Why is

this random Gary guy all of a sudden

streaming? With ice. It's just kind of

What was your favorite aspect involving

Ice Poseidon personality off the camera?

My favorite aspect, um,

Um, I'm not sure

how to answer that question.

I didn't really have a favorite aspect.

Put the bread in the oven. I might put the

rest of it into the toaster oven,

see if I can make it crispy.

Ham is bacon, bacon is ham. No,

ham and bacon are completely different

things. What are you talking about?

It's like saying a peach and a pear are

the same things.

Come on, Daniel, he paid £4.99 for an

answer. I don't have an answer. My

favorite aspects of Ice Poseidon off

camera Um,

don't know. I don't have an answer. I'm

sorry, he was just nice.

I don't know why people hate him so much.

I know he says a lot of weird stuff and he

does weird things, but I don't have a

problem with it.

I can't imagine hating him. I think even

if he killed someone, I probably wouldn't

hate him. Maybe I'm in love with him.

Maybe I'm gay.

I think in general I just— I like bad

people. My other favorite YouTuber is

Keemstar, and he's not really An angel,

is he?

My favorite YouTubers are mostly scumbags.

I don't like these goody-goody two-shoe

guys like Rachel and Journal, Ben Dean. I

like weirdos and I like offensive people.

I like people who say and do rude things.

So someone being rude isn't going to make

me dislike them.

Wait, did someone give me money?

Um, Clay, why were there admirable

qualities that Ice Poseidon possessed

exclusively off the camera?

Have I tried whale bacon? No, I tried

whale. Have you tried whale bacon?

It's funny because whale tastes like ham.

It doesn't taste fishy. You'd think a

whale that looks like a fish, lives in the

sea, would taste like a fish, but it

tastes like ham. It doesn't even have that

fishy taste. Where the admir—

admir— admirable qualities— admirable

qualities that ice Poseidon possess

exclusively. Lee off the camera?

None that I can think of.

Qualities off camera qualities.

No, he was just quiet. He was just more

toned down, calmed down, chilled back,

laid out, chilled out, laid back.

I was eating whale because I went on this

date with this Japanese girl, 2017.

She was quite cute. I ended up spending

$200 on lunch and dinner, and she didn't

even have sex with me. She just gave me a

hug. And then after she went, I asked her

if I could be her boyfriend. She said no.

Why were you on a dating website if you—

if you're not looking for a boyfriend?

Why did you let me pay for everything?

What a bitch. Anyway, I paid for

everything and we went to this whale

place. They gave us slices of whale. It

just tastes like ham.

Do I hate my fans? No, I love all my fans.

Have your names tattooed on my

buttocks. Oh, oh,

it's toasty!

I don't even love my own wife. I mean, I

love my own wife very much.

Look, it's actual toast now.

It's weird, isn't it? 2 creatures,

a whale and a shark, they look very alike,

but one's a mammal and has lungs, and the

other one's a fish and it has gills. You

would think the one with gills is more

efficient, but I actually heard that if

you're, if you're living in the sea as a

fish, it's actually more beneficial to

have lungs instead of gills. I'm not sure,

I can't remember why. Oh, oh, I remember.

Apparently lungs are more efficient at

bringing oxygen into the bloodstream

compared to gills.

That's what I heard. But the problem with

lungs is you have to go up to the surface

to breathe. Isn't it interesting?

How come all the fish didn't evolve to

have lungs then, if lungs are so much more

efficient? Mate, please rip the Greek

girl a new one in a vid. Rip the Greek

girl a new one. I was thinking about it.

Crazy Greek woman tried to have sex with

me for content,

and then I put her boobs in the thumbnail.

I might just do my wife's angry at me

again. I need

to stop sending my dick pics to random

girls on the internet. I send them to guys

as well for money.

This is hot, wait for it to cool down.

What time should I go? I need to go out

and make a GoPro video. I'm gonna go to a

gaming center and usually in gaming

centers they don't let you film inside,

but I'm gonna be sneaky sneaky. Gonna have

this, and I've sellotaped all of the

screens and the logos to make it look

less— stand out less. Gonna strap it

to my bag, walk around a bit, play some

games where you put coins in.

4K for my second channel. Be so cool

if my second channel overtook my first

channel. Could do, you never know. A lot

of people do those 4K walking around

videos without talking, get good views.

You should snipe Ice again. I'm so tempted

to, but it's getting a bit weird.

If I— if it was me in that position, some

weirdo kept appearing

on my streams, I'd start getting annoyed.

One time, okay. Two times, getting a bit

annoying. But it would be kind of funny.

Maybe I'll donate all of the ad revenue to

Ice Poseidon from the video I made on him.

Nah, I like money. Ice has enough.

I'm pretty sure Ice has way more money

than I do. And Ice didn't even offer to

pay.

After we were having drinks.

Oh wow,

tastes so much better when it's toasted.

I still don't know how much money I made

from the Ice Poseidon video.

Have to wait until this evening.

The richest man in the room, he didn't

even take out his wallet. What a stingy,

stingy person. It's okay.

I didn't mind.

Really, I should have left after we took

the photo. It was kind of weird to hang

around and just wait for them to invite

My clock is 5 minutes fast. Yeah, that's

my wife's clock, not mine.

I don't even know why we have a clock

anyway. Don't need a clock.

She's old-fashioned.

My other channel is called Daniel Lord

ASMR, and I do GoPro videos

where I walk around or go to restaurants,

and then I talk about tech as well.

It's doing quite well, and it's nice

because it's not dependent on drama.

Aren't you the guy that exposed Ice?

Yes,

I didn't expose him. I just said he called

me a weirdo, made me cry.

Look, I bought these.

I got these wireless headphones. Guess how

much they cost? They look pretty cool,

don't they? They cost ¥6,000,

which is about $55,

and the Apple AirPods cost me $200. I gave

those to my wife, and it's pretty much the

same. It just plays music.

It's not like the Apple AirPods sound way

better. They sound the same to me.

I think I have whiskey.

Where is the whiskey?

Got a little bit of whiskey left. I need

to wrap my bacon.

These are quite nice. Look,

nice little black case and wireless.

They've got that AirPod design

where this bit sticks out and

it's got a rubber tip so it fits in your

ear hole. And it's quite nice because you

tap left once to turn the volume down,

tap on this side once, turn it up, and you

double tap here and, and it plays music or

stops playing music.

Quite a nice product, only ¥6,000.

That's all

The name of my headphones, um,

I'll get the box,

show you the box.

Here's the box.

iToknic IKBH004.

It's very nice having wireless headphones.

It does make a big difference. You don't

have the wires getting in the way.

Do an IP2 recap. Is that his subreddit?

He has 2 subreddits, and then one of them

is just dedicated to hating him, which is

kind of like my own subreddit. I have a

subreddit as well where it's just all

negative stuff about me.

I can't even taste the whiskey. I thought

my subreddit was toxic and hateful, and

then I saw Ice Poseidon 2. It's like 100

times more toxic than mine. They really

hate him. Why do they hate him so much?

I don't get it. And it's pretty much the

same atmosphere. They used to be fans and

now they're upset and angry, so they've

become dedicated haters. They made a

subreddit This is weird. If you hate

someone so much, why do you keep following

them and talking about them?

It's not normal behavior. It's weird.

Very, very weird. I guess it's

entertaining for people to make fun of

someone else.

Ice is not being as toxic as before, so

he's trying to tone down on being toxic,

and his fans are upset because they like

the toxicity.

I think me and Ice kind of attract a lot

of weirdos because we are kind of weird

and we make weird stuff. People like

Ben Dean, they're very nice and normal,

so they're gonna attract nice and normal

people.

Would I ever meet up in Japan with a bunch

of your subscribers? Only if they're

cute girls and they want to go to a hotel,

but I'm married, so I can't do that.

I'm a loyal husband.

Do I like Jake Paul? No, I hate him. I

hate the way he says like every 2 seconds.

So annoying. Imagine if,

if Ice Poseidon married Jake Paul, then he

would be Paul Paul. Paul,

Jake Paul, and Paul Paul.

Ice is trying to get back on Twitch so his

content has been less toxic. Why does he

want to get back on Twitch so badly?

YouTube is, in my opinion, I think YouTube

Twitch was okay. I was streaming on Twitch

before because I,

I got a community strike for filming a

cockroach dying sometime last year, and I

got a community strike for violence, so I

couldn't stream for 90 days. So I started

streaming on Twitch and it

was okay, I guess, but I get, I get more

viewers when I stream on YouTube, so And

I didn't really see any difference between

Twitch and YouTube. YouTube has Super

Chats, Twitch has bits.

YouTube has ads, Twitch also has ads, but

you have to be a partner.

You can make better money on Twitch.

Depends if people donate or not. If no one

donates, then barely make anything. Do

people donate more on Twitch than YouTube?

Maybe.

You would be getting a lot more viewers on

Twitch than on YouTube.

I always got less viewers on Twitch

because people were too lazy to come over

to Twitch from YouTube. Maybe if I started

on Twitch— it's hard to tell. Maybe if I

started on Twitch instead of YouTube,

maybe things would be different.

But it's hard to— it's hard to get an

audience on Twitch because on YouTube you

can make a video and then the video might

go viral. And then boom, you've got

thousands of new people watching your

channel. On Twitch, I don't really think

the same thing can happen.

Can you go viral on Twitch?

I don't know much about Twitch. I, I never

watched Twitch actually.

The only time I watched Twitch was for

TotalBiscuit. But then he died. Someone

else died as well who used to be on the

Co-Optional Podcast a lot. That Jeff guy,

he was on Twitch. I think his channel is

iControl— InControl. Everyone's dying,

what the hell? He was on the

Co-Optional Podcast loads. Jeff something.

Apparently he just suddenly died. Who

knows who I'm talking about?

Imagine if I died. That would be weird.

My body's still good. It's so weird how

dependent we are on our bodies. When our

bodies start breaking down, then we die.

I don't want to die.

How did InControl die?

Oh, that I Am Seer guy, he went over to

Twitch, didn't he? He completely abandoned

his YouTube channel and now he just plays

GTA 5 on Twitch. I wonder how he's doing.

I haven't seen him for ages.

I don't want to die.

Being dead just looks kind of boring.

I'm bored now, but now at least I'm alive

and I can do things like masturbating,

watching porn, have a nice drink. Can't do

that when you're dead.

I just feel bored all the time. I'm not

sad really, I just feel so bored

and I don't know what to do. I've tried

lots of things. I tried hanging out with

guys, I tried going out.

I don't know what else to try.

My biggest fear would be having to get a

job. I don't want to get a job. Jobs are

boring.

I'm not sure why I feel so bored.

I'm not sure what I want to do apart from,

you know, sex. Apart from sex,

there's not really much else I want to do.

What else is there to do?

What happened to the Hong Kong guy?

He keeps messaging me.

But I haven't messaged back. What happened

to the Hong Kong guy? I don't really feel

like meeting people right now, really.

I'm not sure if we'll meet again.

Not really in the mood.

Not in the mood for socializing.

Trying to think of, uh, what to do for

my next video. Not sure.

Could talk about the Greek woman. It's not

really that interesting.

She tricked me into sending her a dick

pic, and then she made a video about it

exposing me. Now my wife found out and

she's angry.

That's basically the whole thing. I can

just explain the entire situation in 5

seconds. Not sure how

to make that into a video.

Talk about Kanae. There's nothing else to

say about him.

Not sure, maybe I'll just do some streams.

I have nothing else to make videos on.

Maybe I'll go outside.

The problem is I find it difficult just to

talk when I'm outside because I feel

embarrassed people are listening to me,

or it's too noisy outside and it's hard to

talk.

Maybe I'll go on a Ferris wheel.

I think the camping video would get lots

of views. Yeah, it might be fun.

I can imagine lots of things going wrong,

or my wife doing everything and then I'm

just filming, and then people can complain

about that. Daniel, why aren't you doing

the work? Why is your wife doing

everything?

Do I live close to the airport? Not

really, but the airplanes start

coming down around this area for landing,

but the airport is miles away.

I could do another stream stalking Ice

Poseidon, and then I'll just— I won't

approach him this time, I'll just follow

him, and then maybe on Ice's stream you

could see like this small Asian guy

following him in the background. And then

people can say, look behind you, it's

Daniel! And then I'll quickly hide, and

then Ice will be like, oh, you're just

trolling me, aren't you?

He's behind you!

It would be pretty funny.

It wouldn't be worth it though, because

I'd have to spend hundreds of dollars to

get the bullet train up to Tokyo and then

back again. So unless I made hundreds of

dollars off the stream, then I'm going to

be losing money.

There's no point streaming if you're going

to have to spend hundreds of dollars to do

Will I ever go to VidCon?

Probably not. I don't like going to events

or places. I don't like going outside.

Oh, they have those places where they have

massive trampolines. That looks fun. I

could go to one of those, strap the GoPro

on, jump around on massive trampolines.

And they have those rock climbing things

as well. I could also go to

a cat cafe again. But this time I filmed

the entire thing with the GoPro. There's

lots of things I could do with the GoPro

that I couldn't do before because I felt

embarrassed. I don't feel embarrassed

using the GoPro because it's just strapped

to my chest and I don't notice it.

There's lots of places I want to go now.

I feel like YouTube motivates me to do

things I wouldn't usually do. If it wasn't

for YouTube, I'd probably I don't know, I

don't think I would have streamed Snipes

Ice if I wasn't doing YouTube, because

make— getting content, making a video

about it was, was also a big motivator to

meet him.

Now I want to do all these things. I want

to go to a yakiniku place, I want to go to

shabu-shabu, I'm going to go to Cat cafe.

I want to go to trampoline park. I want to

go camping so I could put stuff on my

second channel.

Yeah, I'd get more views if I put it on my

first channel, but I feel like that's not

the kind of content people want on the

first channel. People want— I feel like

people want weird stuff on the first

channel, you know, like sex and nudes.

And sex dolls and STDs and cheating stuff.

That's what gets views usually.

I don't have an STD right now, but I have—

what's the word— a yeast infection on my

dick. It's getting better. I've been

putting cream on. It's just very itchy,

and the foreskin gets all swollen, which

is gross. And underneath the foreskin,

it's all red.

Why would I go back to the cat cafe? To

get GoPro footage. This time I'll take