Welcome To My Capsule - Day 2

If

I

put it here.

Stupid

couch.

Need

to find my tripod.

Found it,

I found it!

There we go,

I'm in my capsule.

Do you like it?

Do you like my hair?

I cut it.

I think it looks good.

My new house.

Do you like it?

I don't think I have to whisper.

I don't think the other guy's there.

The other guy lives by there.

He literally sleeps here and I sleep down

there.

No, I don't think he's here, but there

might be someone on this side.

I'm surrounded by capsules and this place

is definitely not soundproof.

The person who lives above me, he's like

this big-looking guy.

I saw him walk past and he looks like 6

foot tall, and when he walks, the ground

shakes.

The whole place vibrates, and then when he

gets into his capsule, the whole thing

starts shaking.

It's horrible.

I don't know how someone can be so,

so clumsy.

I get in and I'm pretty light-footed.

I don't think I make the whole place

shake, but when he climbs up into his bed,

it's like an earthquake is happening.

The whole thing rocks.

It's horrible.

Maybe I'm just unlucky and I got a bad

roommate.

Maybe I should have taken the top, the top

cabin, because

that way— I don't know if being at the

bottom means it would shake less.

I don't know, I feel like some people are

just really unagile and they're really

clumsy,

or they're just really big and fat or

tall.

I'm guessing there's one next to here as

well.

It's just annoying because I feel like

this place is pretty good.

Apart from that one thing, apart from the

person you're sharing it with,

everything's great.

Maybe the construction of this whole

building is not good, because even when

he's just walking past, the whole place is

shaking.

How can the whole place shake like that?

So yeah, I thought I'd do a stream because

the internet here is amazing.

It has like 40 download and then 20

upload,

and I have nothing else to do anyway, so I

might as well stream.

Cheap plastic walls.

Yeah.

I guess so.

But how hard is it to just try and be a

bit more gentle?

Try and tiptoe, or don't slam things or

drop things.

I had this massive crash

this morning, like he dropped his suitcase

or something.

But this whole Capsule hotel things really

reminded me of last year, and this is my

first time sleeping in one.

I've been to a few capsule hotels last

year to make videos, but I never actually

slept in them.

That was when I was pretending me and my

wife were separated.

I would just film in the capsule hotel and

then leave after I finished filming, go

back home to her.

I never slept in one, so this is my first

time actually sleeping in one and using

the showers, and I just had a shower.

And it was quite nice.

You don't have to get naked in front of

everyone.

Um, there's like a partition inside of the

shower cubicle where you can put your

stuff so it doesn't get wet.

The only problem was shoes.

So the whole floor gets wet.

It was hard drying my feet and then

quickly putting it into my shoe without

getting the shoe wet.

Might need to get some kind of plastic

slippers maybe.

So the shower was really nice, really

clean.

I like the way it had music playing, had

free shampoo, free soap, and there's no

one in there, so I had the whole place to

myself.

Usually during the day it's pretty quiet.

It's just in the evenings when people

start coming back, you can hear doors

banging, footsteps.

It's a bit annoying.

I thought it was supposed to be

soundproof, but it's not.

I can hear people talking outside pretty

clearly.

Did I wank?

Yeah, I wanked like 3 times.

It was pretty nice actually.

It's been a while since I had a good wank.

I got this special thing for my next

video.

It's a sperm testing kit.

So my next 2 videos gonna be about my

sperm and then maybe getting banned from

Airbnb.

I think that's quite a good idea.

I think I made a mistake buying this, this

bacon and cheese.

People were saying that It's not a good

idea to leave bacon out in room

temperature,

and when I bought it, I thought it was a

good idea, but now I'm rethinking it.

Do you think it's okay?

I bought it yesterday.

I haven't opened it yet.

It looks fine,

it smells fine, and if it's bacon, it

means it's cured in salt, so how's

bacteria going to multiply on it when it's

covered in salt?

I didn't think cheese would be a problem,

but people were saying if you leave cheese

out unrefrigerated, that's bad as well.

So I'm not sure what to do.

I might just put it in the bin.

I've also got this salad.

The salad should be fine, but I really

didn't think this out very properly.

Very

Cleverly.

I thought I would just make sandwiches,

so I think I'll just make a sandwich for

today and then bin the rest of it.

It's a bit of a waste, but I don't want to

get sick.

It's a bit tricky doing the whole food

thing

because if I'm having to eat out every day

That's going to start getting expensive.

And I was thinking,

what is the point of saving money by

living in a capsule hotel when you end up

having to spend loads of money on food

because you don't have a kitchen?

I guess I could go to a restaurant every

day and it would still be cheaper than an

apartment, but would it really be cheaper?

I think it still would be cheaper even if

I went to a restaurant every single day.

Let's say I spend €20 a day on food.

Let's just say €20.

$20.

If I stayed in a capsule hotel for a

month, every day $20, 20 times 30 is $600,

plus this place is about $1,000, so I'd be

spending $1,600 in total.

That's still cheaper, way cheaper than the

apartment.

Unless I find a cheap restaurant that

sells meals for like $5.

Get a Keddie kettle.

I went shopping for a kettle yesterday,

but I couldn't find one small enough.

I don't think being able to make coffee is

really that important.

I don't think coffee's that important.

The best place I could find was this hotel

apartment, and it cost about £1,500 a

month.

And it looks quite good.

It has a bedroom, kitchen, dining room,

but it's not in the city.

It's about 40 minutes away in between The

Hague and Rotterdam.

I guess that is the best option,

but still, it's going to be cheaper if I

stay in this capsule hotel and eat in a

restaurant every day.

Still cheaper.

Oh,

I'm in so much pain recently.

My hip pain is back.

It's kind of like in the center now.

And I've got this weird jaw pain.

I don't know if it's my gum or my tooth or

the actual jaw joint,

but the, the right side of my jaw is very

painful when I open it and chew.

So I can't even open my mouth wider than 2

inches.

I don't know what happened.

I just woke up yesterday morning and it

was painful,

and then my finger was painful here.

You can see I don't know what happened

here.

It swelled up on the corner of my nail.

So I feel like I'm in a lot of pain

recently.

My hip joints are painful,

my jaw is painful now, it's hard to eat,

my finger's painful.

I feel like I'm dying.

A share house.

I haven't found any guest houses here,

but I don't want to share a kitchen.

I guess I'm sharing a shower and toilets

now.

If I had like a, a shared place, it would

be cheaper.

Well, it'd still be more expensive than

this place.

I feel like it would be more awkward

because there'd be less people in the same

building, so there'd be more pressure to

say hello and be friendly.

Whereas here there's like 5 floors and

there's loads of people and we're all just

strangers, travelers, so there's no

pressure to

say hello to each other or anything.

This looks better than Japanese capsules.

Yeah, it is.

This is probably the second best capsule

hotel I stayed in.

The only one better was the, the First

Cabin one.

If— I don't know if you remember.

Wait, someone's coming.

I can hear footsteps.

If you remember, I made a video last year

called Luxury Capsule Hotel, and I was in

a place called First Cabin, and that place

was good because you get a whole room.

It's like this, it's like it's pretty much

the same as this, but instead of being

split into 2, you get the whole thing to

yourself.

So it's not connected to another cabin, so

it doesn't shake when other people get

into the cabin.

But it was quite expensive, it was like

$55 a night.

This place is about $36, $35.

For $50 a night, you might as well just

get a normal hotel.

This place cost me— I've only booked it

for 5 nights, not a month, so 5 nights was

£128.

Let me get my phone.

£128.

$164 divided by 5,

so it's about $32 a night.

There are cheaper options, but those are

like mixed dormitories.

I don't want to— I don't want to sleep in

a bunk bed.

That would be about $20 a night, but

that's too far.

Even I have standards.

When am I gonna buy new shoes?

When I need new shoes.

There's nothing wrong with my shoes.

They're fine.

I think I need to get rid of some stuff.

Chihiro chose his last shoes.

Yeah, well remembered.

So I feel like buying the Switch

controller was a waste of money

because I don't even use it.

It's way more comfortable just holding the

Switch in your hands because then you can

hold it closer to your face.

If I use the controller, I have to put it

down and then it's further away, so it

makes the screen seem smaller.

And I'd rather have a bigger screen than a

better controller.

So that was a waste of €60.

I might just ditch it because I don't see

myself using it.

I need to ditch a lot of things actually.

For example, I need to get rid of this

t-shirt, this button shirt,

because I only bought this to do my I got

a job video.

It's not like I wear it, my buttoned

collar shirt, and I don't really have any

plans to make any more I got a job videos.

So I think I'll get rid of this.

Where should I put it?

I might just ditch it here in the corner,

put it into a plastic bag maybe.

I can't believe some people actually think

I got a job working on a boat.

Some people were saying, what happened to

your job on the boat, Daniel?

Oh my God.

So I probably don't need the tie either.

When am I ever going to wear a tie?

What else should I ditch?

I keep ditching stuff, but no matter what

I ditch, the bag still feels heavy.

I probably ditch this face wash because it

doesn't really make any difference.

I ditched my electric toothbrush.

I went back to using a normal toothbrush.

Because the electric toothbrush was kind

of heavy and it was annoying having to

charge it up all the time,

and then I had to carry around the charger

and make sure it's charged.

It's easier just using a normal brush.

I just want a lightweight backpack.

I guess the shampoo is pretty heavy.

I have no idea why it's so heavy.

What do I even have here?

It's all these little things like this, my

earbuds, that make it heavy.

Why not go outside and do something?

Do what?

Probably go outside after I finish

streaming to go and have dinner.

Apart from having dinner and getting food,

there's not really much to do outside.

Just walk around, I guess.

We can peek outside.

Look, I don't think anyone's in the

opposite cabin.

It's quite a big bed, it's king size.

It was really nice sleeping here.

I have to say, it's extremely quiet during

the night.

I had no problem sleeping.

So what do you recommend I do about food?

Look, if I show you—

That's what I look like when I'm standing

up.

Did you see?

I could just get snacks and fruit for

lunch, and then for dinner I could go to a

restaurant, get a proper meal.

But not like a fancy restaurant.

Maybe someplace like Wagamama.

Did I really adopt a kitten?

No, it was Mina.

It's Mina's kitten, not mine.

The amount of people triggered about the

kitten was so funny.

There's stupid people saying stuff like

Oh, Daniel's so responsible, he shouldn't

be able to get a kitten.

I can't believe how many people were angry

and unsubscribed just because I got a

kitten.

How sad are people?

People wrote these comments saying stuff

like, I disagree with a lot of things

Daniel does, but this is crossing the

line.

Now he got a kitten, I'm gonna

unsubscribe.

What a bunch of idiots.

I would just wish they would get fucked.

And saying stupid things like, oh, getting

a kitten is a lot of hard work, as if I

don't know what it's like having a cat.

I've had 5 cats, family cats.

I know what it's like to look after a cat.

They, they think I'm gonna kid it or

something.

Anyway, it's not my cat, it's Mila's cat,

but I thought it'd be funny if I made it

seem like I got a cat.

But got shit views anyway.

Got 10K, I guess.

I guess 10K is a new norm for me.

This is funny.

Couple months ago,

normal for me would have been 20K.

Now I consider 20K to be a success because

10K is what I get now.

Next it'll be 5K and then 2K.

Fucking sucks.

It's like the only way to get more than

10K views or more than 15K is to have some

stupid drama like getting kicked out or

getting banned.

Looking after a cat is so easy.

All you have to do is put down some food

and water and a litter tray, and it

basically looks after itself.

Don't have to take it for a walk.

You don't have to do special things for

it.

It prefers to be left alone most of the

time.

Just make sure it has food and water and

keep its litter box clean.

People are just overreacting.

It's like they think looking after a

kitten is so difficult.

It's an animal.

I'm pretty sure it'll be able to survive

better than a human would be able to

survive.

Animals are designed to survive outside

anyway.

It's not like cats need humans to survive.

If humans all just went extinct, I'm

pretty sure cats and all the other animals

would be perfectly fine without humans.

People are so dumb.

See, this Black Jill person is a complete

idiot.

It's not hard to, to look after an animal.

I've looked after them before.

There's nothing special about it.

See, this is why I just find it more and

more irritating doing YouTube, because

there's always a bunch of idiots who just

judge, judge, judge.

I think they know what they're talking

about when They don't know anything.

It's like people like to act like they're

so smart and so clever when really they're

no fuck all,

and they should just shut the fuck up.

Because I didn't ask you to be here.

You came knocking on my door.

It's like you knock on someone's door and

then you start having a go at them in

their house.

This is my house.

So if you don't like it, you can fuck off.

No one's asking you to be here.

You came here voluntarily,

and you're trying to pick a fight with me.

It's just a really dumb idea because

number one, you're not gonna win.

Number two, I'm always right, and if you

disagree, you can fuck off.

And number two, if you carry on irritating

me, I will ban you.

So what is even the point?

You can try and test my patience, but my

patience is pretty limited, as you should

know, and I will just ban you.

So if you disagree with something, just

keep it to yourself because no one fucking

asked for your opinion, okay?

Black Jill, got the message, you stupid

bitch.

Fucking idiots.

Okay, Black Jill, goodbye, you're banned,

fuck off.

Stupid idiots.

My knowledge of cats is probably way more

than most people.

I grew up with cats since the age of 10.

Got 20+ years experience of living with

cats and feeding them, cleaning up after

them.

People don't even know what they're

talking about, and they think they know

better than me just because they watched a

couple of my videos.

It's just so dumb.

They think they know my ability to look

after a cat just from watching some of my

videos.

You don't know anything.

You only know what I show you.

I just wonder when

the day will come when I've eventually

banned every annoying fucking Karen, that

I'll have no more of these idiots to deal

with.

It's like there's an unlimited supply of

these idiots just coming out of nowhere.

I just keep banning them.

And there's always another 10 more of them

replacing them.

They're so dumb.

The stuff they say doesn't make any sense.

But all I did in the video was I showed

the kitten

in the box, in the cage, in the basket,

and they were saying, oh, the kitten looks

so scared.

Duh, no shit it looks scared.

We were taking it outside and bringing it

to a new home.

That's what happens, they get scared

because they're not used to it.

People are so annoying.

Trust me, I love cats a million times more

than I love humans.

Human beings are the most irritating

creatures on the entire planet, and I

would be more than happy to live in a

world without people because people are

just so fucking annoying.

I prefer cats way more than you stupid

humans with their opinions.

They've always got so much to say and

judge.

Just fuck off.

Anyway, yeah, another disappointing video

with hundreds of annoying comments from

thousands of stupid idiots.

Just another day in the life of being a

YouTuber.

It's kind of ironic, I guess.

One of the reasons I don't want to get a

job is and why I hated having a job was

because I hated having to deal with

idiots, stupid co-workers, stupid

customers.

I thought YouTube would be a great way to

make money and something I would enjoy

doing.

Who would have known that YouTube

would be

just as bad?

Because now I'm having to deal with not

just a couple annoying co-workers, not

just a couple annoying customers, I'm

having to deal with literally hundreds,

maybe even thousands of idiots in the

comment section every single day.

And everyone has their own fucking

opinion, don't they?

Oh, you're doing this wrong, doing that

wrong, you shouldn't be doing this.

You shouldn't be allowed to do that.

Oh, just shut up.

Get a life.

I watched iDubbbz's new video on his

second channel where he dressed his dog up

in a squirrel outfit to hunt squirrels,

and no one was complaining.

Imagine if I did that.

They'd all be like, Daniel is abusing his

dog, making it wear a costume.

And iDubbbz is the guy who, who made those

videos with Filthy Frank vomiting and

eating a vomit hair cake and doing all

this crazy stuff.

And apparently I'm the psycho just because

I cheated a couple times.

I don't know how people think I'm a psycho

when there's people like Filthy Frank,

iDubbbz, MaxMoeFoe, HowToBasic

There's all those crazy people on YouTube,

they do all this disgusting stuff.

Oh God, my roommate's back.

Bloody magnitude 5 earthquake about to

begin.

Right, when Filthy Frank does it, it's a

character

Oh, I do this as a character when they do

it as entertainment.

But no, Daniel's a psycho because he's a

bit weird and he G2'd.

People are so stupid.

I thought, I thought when I finished

school and I left school that I managed to

escape

all the idiots from my school

and that irritating kind of lifestyle.

Starting YouTube just kind of put me

straight back into it, but on a much

bigger scale,

because there's just so many dumb people

on YouTube who think they're smart,

and I'm just fed up with arguing, because

it's just— it just exhausts you.

Anyway, the video was a bit of a failure.

Didn't get any more views than I usually

do.

I'm just wondering

if I turned off the

comments.

Wait.

How much of a difference would it make if

I just turned off the comment section?

But I don't really want to because I like

the comments.

It's just I don't like the people who are

annoying.

But if I ban them all,

eventually the comment section will just

be funny and nice comments only.

Not just stupid people whining

at

me,

but turning off the comments would just

I don't know, I'd lose any sense of

community.

The problem is I get idiots like that

Black Jill person who just want to argue

about everything and everything I say.

I don't come onto YouTube to argue with

people.

I come onto YouTube to talk about things I

want to talk about,

not to argue with idiots like Black Jill.

I want to talk about what I'm doing and

problems I'm having and ideas I have.

I don't want to start arguing with people.

It's just annoying.

Am I still on my spiritual journey?

No, that was all fake.

I'm just a bit stressed out because I'm

finding it hard to find a nice place to

live that's not too expensive.

And I just don't feel appreciated on

YouTube.

And I can't go anywhere else because I

want to be able to see Mila, obviously.

I don't really know what to do.

The cheapest place I could find was £1,500

per month.

And it's like

an apartment, got a kitchen and

everything,

but even that's still kind of expensive.

I want an apartment just so I have

privacy, don't have to whisper, and so I

can do cooking.

Plus I can livestream and do more stuff

instead of just sitting in the corner like

this.

How much do I make per month?

Well, on OnlyFans I made about $1,800 this

month.

And then on YouTube I made about $1,500.

And then I sold some merch, so my merch

made about $80 this month.

And then I made about $80 on Patreon.

So I would say

on average it's around $3,000

But if I got a place for £1,500 a month,

that's about $1,900.

Yeah, I'd still have this place, but

income, but that's like 2/3 of my income

going on rent.

The person above me is back.

I think he's walking away.

No, he's coming back.

Oh, fuck's sake.

Can

you see the whole place shaking?

The whole place is shaking.

Oh, I saw her.

I think he's gone now.

Why are you complaining about me

whispering?

I can hear it perfectly fine.

You just have to turn your volume up a

bit.

Okay, I've got a reply from this apartment

woman.

She said, you say you are looking to rent

for a few months.

Would you have the exact dates for me?

Are there any other wishes we should take

into consideration?

I would like to move in

around October 5th if possible.

Also, I am

So I'm gonna say, I would like to move in

around October 5th.

Also, I'm not a resident here, I'm here as

a tourist but want to stay longer.

What do you think?

What else should I say?

2 months would be good, I think.

It seems like a proper apartment agency,

not like Booking.com or Airbnb.

It's like a proper real estate place, and

they've got places for like €1,000 a

month.

But it's kind of— I don't know, seems

complicated.

Like, you need to pay deposit for 2

months, and then you have to pay extras

like bills, and then you might need a

guarantor.

And then I have to go and meet the person

to do a viewing.

Can't I live at Mila's house?

Mila's house is like a really tiny council

house

and she lives with her grandmother.

I don't really want to live with her

grandmother, to be honest.

I've never gotten an apartment for myself,

ever.

When I was in Japan, Chihiro did the

apartment stuff by herself.

Well, I went along with her, but I wasn't

really doing anything.

I just sat there.

And then before that, I always just used

Airbnb or Booking or Trivago to get a

hotel or an apartment.

I never got a proper apartment.

At apartment rates.

But maybe I should start looking into

getting a proper apartment and start

paying normal prices instead of Airbnb

prices.

It's just kind of scary paying for 3

months' rent upfront.

It's a lot of money,

but I get 2 months back if I leave and I

don't, I don't damage anything.

No, I don't live with her.

I go over there to stay for like a few

days a week, and then the rest of the week

I stay by myself.

So before, I had the apartment for a whole

month, and she would come over and stay

with me for a few days a week.

And then she would go back.

But right now I don't have an apartment,

so I'm just kind of staying in a hotel for

a few days and then going to her place a

few days and then staying in a hotel for a

few days.

But really, I want to get my own place for

a month at least,

so I have some kind of stable life.

The problem is

my job requires me to talk, and I don't

feel comfortable talking.

When I feel like someone could be

listening.

I just don't feel comfortable.

I'm not like one of those people who can

just be really loud on their phones

walking down the street without a care in

the world.

I'm very self-conscious about

whether people can hear me or can see what

I'm doing.

I don't like it,

so I need to feel like

I've got total privacy to make videos.

Otherwise I just start whispering like

this.

This is why when I stayed at the guest

house in Japan I always made videos

outside in the middle of the night

because I didn't want to make them in my

room.

Oh, I'd love it if my channel— I just wish

I had a channel where I could make videos

without talking.

There's loads of channels like that where

they just show you stuff and they don't

even say anything.

It's kind of frustrating.

I wish I could just get views like that

RanBlack guy.

He just walks around, walks around with a

camera, just films himself walking.

He has like the best content.

If I could trade my channel with anyone

else, I would trade my channel for his

channel.

I'd kill my auntie to be able to have his

channel and his audience.

His audience are the best.

They're like the most stupid people on all

of YouTube because they find watching

someone walking around without even saying

anything entertaining.

I have the most demanding audience on all

of YouTube.

All they want is drama, drama, drama, and

anything else they're not interested in.

All these other audiences are just so much

better than mine because they're satisfied

with watching a guy eat a pizza or

watching a guy walk down the street.

Why do I have to have the most whiny,

entitled, drama-hungry audience on the

entire platform?

And for some reason I can't attract a new

audience because any— if I make anything

different to what I usually make, it gets

shit views and no one, no new audience

finds it anyway.

All I want to do on YouTube is boring

mundane stuff, and you cannot be telling

me that boring mundane stuff doesn't get

views on YouTube because it fucking does.

The amount of people just getting views

from walking around the stupid town or

eating a stupid burger

Or cutting their hair.

Why can't I get views for doing boring

mundane stuff?

There's one channel where the guy just

sits there for 4 hours and doesn't even

say anything.

And he gets more views than I do.

So

annoying.

And then people keep moaning, saying I'm

boring.

Since when have I ever not been boring?

My videos have always been boring.

It's just they thought it was interesting

because there was drama.

You should do these live streams outside.

Well, I can't because it uses up so much

of my data and no one even donates.

So what's the point of using my data when

I'm not even making any money from it?

Plus, there's added risk that someone

could follow me or try and mess with me.

Do you know how much data it takes to do a

livestream?

You'd have to use like 5 gigabytes of data

for a couple hours streaming,

and my monthly limit is only 14 gigabytes.

And then if you want unlimited data, you

have to pay £5 for one day.

So there's no benefit for me to stream

outside.

Plus, I'd probably get bored and then end

up buying stuff like food or drinks.

How does the capsule feel?

It feels pretty spacious.

Actually, I can sit up in my bed.

My head's nowhere near the ceiling.

Yeah, it's fine because when I'm in an

apartment, all I do anyway is just sit on

the sofa looking at my phone.

It's not like I'm jumping around.

No, people don't want to see me in Japan

either.

People want to see relationship drama.

If I'm in Japan, it would be exactly like

this, but I'd be in Japan.

It's not like I'm going to go outside and

start talking to Japanese people.

Maybe the views would go back up a little

bit because people would be interested to

see why I'm back in Japan, but then

they'll just die down again because I

don't do anything interesting.

People want

all that dumb stuff like the Hong Kong guy

drama, don't they?

They want me to meet some weirdo who I

really hate, and then he somehow

interferes with my life, and then I rant

about it.

Maybe he steals my girlfriend, or maybe my

girlfriend gets impregnated by a black

guy.

They want all this stupid nonsense for

content.

They don't understand that's not what I

want to do in life.

I don't like drama.

I don't like people.

But that's all they want to see.

So what do you think I'm going to do?

Obviously I'm going to make fake stuff up

because I don't actually want to do it.

So it's either be genuine and not have

enough money to buy food, or fake drama so

I can pay for stuff.

It's not really a hard choice to make.

Out of all the videos I've tried

The only thing that gets good views

consistently is the drama.

The only other thing that worked was my

problem with XXX YouTuber,

like my problem with Chris Broad.

Well, the capture hotel videos and the net

cafe videos did well last year.

They take a while to build up views.

But my capsule hotel videos from last year

have 70k views.

Net cafe video has 70k.

So I guess technically the non-drama

videos have more views.

Maybe in a couple months my new capsule

hotel video will have more views.

It's kind of funny because when I was in

Japan, guess what people were saying?

They were saying petrol station Daniel was

more interesting.

You were more interesting when you were

back home in your parents' house.

You were more interesting when you talked

about weird stories in your bedroom.

Japan's boring.

And then I leave Japan and then everyone's

like, oh, you were more interesting when

you were in Japan.

People are always moaning about everything

I do,

so I'm gonna moan about them.

Don't blame me for doing the fake stuff.

Blame the people who only click on the

fake drama stuff and don't care about my

real stuff.

Because if I had financial incentive to

only do genuine stuff, then I would have

just done genuine stuff, but Every time I

do genuine stuff, I get punished for it

with low views.

So it's not my fault,

it's people's fault

for watching the drama stuff and not

watching my other stuff.

So If they don't want bad behavior, then

they shouldn't incentivize bad behavior.

But they're too dumb to understand this.

You want me to be genuine?

I'm being 100% fucking genuine right now.

So don't give me all that you are more

interesting when you're genuine bullshit.

Because right now I'm being 100% genuine,

and the truth is I'm fucking fed up

with people's bullshit.

Is that genuine enough for you?

The thing is,

you wouldn't like me, or you would dislike

me even more if I was 100% genuine,

because I'm pretty angry and pissed off,

and it's for the benefit of you people

that I tried to keep my mouth shut because

you wouldn't like what I had to say,

or what I have to say.

You would not like what I have to say if I

was being completely open because I'm not

a happy bunny.

Yeah, the problem is,

um, people won't be able to relate to me

anymore because

most people are not YouTubers, so you're

not going to be able to relate to my

YouTuber problems.

All my problems revolve around one thing:

money

and views, which is basically just money.

But that really— that's my only problem,

trying to keep the views coming in.

I guess people found me relatable before

because I was talking about things like

not being motivated, feeling lonely.

Well, I don't really feel lonely because

there's Mila and the kids and

When people say be genuine means talking

about your life, what the fuck do you

think I'm talking about now?

Talking about my life right now.

Are you deaf?

This is my life.

Figuring out how to get people to click on

my bloody videos.

What do you think I've been talking about

for the past hour?

Jesus Christ.

Thank you, PZ.

But

in my defense, I did try and do stuff.

I went on a boat, I went to a capture

hotel, I pretended to get a kitten, I went

to different countries, I went to

different Airbnbs,

tried so many things and nothing works.

I don't know what else I could do, so I

feel like I've done almost everything.

It's not my kitten.

People keep trying to tell me— people keep

telling me to try doing different types of

videos, but I am doing different types of

videos.

I'm trying different stuff, but people are

not interested.

I enjoyed making the boat video and going

to different places,

but people just say it's boring because

there's no drama

and I'm just showing a place.

For me, drama is not interesting.

Oh, I hate when they put this

Tape around the end.

How do you open it?

The cat is Mira's cat, it's not mine.

Seems like you care more about triggering

your haters.

That's because the videos that trigger the

haters get way more views than the videos

I make that isn't designed to trigger

people.

You compare non-triggering stuff like the

boat video, my Airbnb videos,

to stuff like getting kicked out or

argument with my girlfriend, or I don't

know, doing dumb stuff.

The stuff that triggers people gets double

the views than the videos that don't

trigger people.

It's like they enjoy being triggered.

If I make a non-triggering video, it will

get 10K views.

If I make a dumb video where I jump on the

bed and I complain about stupid stuff like

her getting angry about her spatula,

then it'll get views.

So

It's like I have to do something that

triggers people, or I have to say

something that triggers them so they can

write their stupid little essay comments.

People didn't even realize, you know, in

my She Wants Me to Leave video All of the

points that I brought up in the video

were from the comments people were

leaving.

I just turned the hate comments into

reasons why she wants me to leave, and

they didn't even notice.

They were just like, I told you so, I said

this in the comments that she would be

angry.

Yeah, none of that stuff actually even

happened.

So it's, it's kind of like turned into

drama based off of hate comments.

That She Left Me video, everything was

fake.

Nothing was true about it.

She didn't want me to leave.

It wasn't her spatula.

Um, she wasn't angry at all about me

showing her underwear in the video.

What else should I say?

All of the mess was all my mess.

It wasn't her mess.

But that video did better than all of my

recent videos, and it was 100% fake

bullshit.

And

I can even openly admit it was all fake

and keep on making fake stuff.

And still the fake stuff gets more views

than my real stuff.

I'm literally telling you now, it was all

fake, and I bet you anything my next fake

video will get way more views than my

recent ones.

My next— look, I'm going to tell you right

now, my next video is going to be fake

about getting banned off Airbnb.

I bet you anything it's going to get more

views than my recent videos.

I think this bacon smells fine.

I'm gonna make a fake video tomorrow

called I Got Banned from Airbnb, and you

watch what will happen.

It will get way more views than my cat

video, way more views than the boat video,

and everyone's gonna be like, haha, you

deserved it, serves you right.

People— the majority of people just sub to

me so they can see me suffer,

and they're not interested in anything

else.

So screw them.

And I think at this point people don't

even care if it's fake or real or not.

They actually prefer the fake stuff over

the real stuff.

It's like wrestling.

Everyone knows wrestling is fake, but they

still watch it.

How do we know you saying it's fake isn't

fake?

Well, I don't know.

Why would I admit to something being fake

when it's not fake?

Look at this sandwich.

I don't want to do fake stuff.

I don't like doing fake stuff, but I don't

have a choice.

How do I eat this?

Oh, my back's killing me.

You don't need to go to the fucking

subreddit.

I'm telling you right now what is fake and

what's not fake.