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What was happening?

Stupid internet crashed.

Okay, why does it keep blacking out?

Why is the resolution so bad? Okay.

Lost all my viewers.

The Sacking of Bridgetown.

Ah, well,

yeah.

Play some of this instead.

Is this against bots or what?

Why can't I do anything? Uh.

Oh, he dead.

Oh.

Oh.

What?

I don't know why my internet just turns off like that. It's weird.

Get

out of the way, stupid fucking team.

Oops, everyone looks the same. I can't tell.

Why are the enemies brown?

Oh, oh.

Oh.

How do I put first person? I think first person might be better.

Mm, I don't know.

Nah, third person's better.

We win. I don't like this mode.

The game's a bit laggy.

64-player mode.

Why is it not finding a match?

Dead game. Wow, viewers piling back in unprecedented speeds.

Why is it not finding a match?

The Fall of Lionspire.

That's what I

said.

Just spawn, come on.

This

game's so

stupid. The trebuchet.

How do I do, um, slash jab?

Uh, where's Sharp?

Ah, oh no.

Too many of them. I don't know which one.

Eat it,

eat it! Give me that shield.

Whoa, he dead. Did that, did that.

Ow, ow!

What

the trouble? Haha.

Oh, what?

Undead.

What? Oh, that

Wow, I got him.

We win. We have won. The Mason Navy is in retreat.

Easy.

Shut Dijang. You said I had to leave Japan because of the police.

No, I left Japan two months after the police incident, you idiot. Where's my apology?

Stood and bled for us. Now he rests here in peace. The heathen horde is at our holy gates. Protect Phaedrus too, and the holy city of Galencourt. Protect the city of Galencourt and safeguard Phaedrus too.

Oh, I got him!

Oh, I got him! Oh,

I got him!

Right.

Oh.

D Zhang still thinks it's 2018 where I give a shit about my view count.

I'm still making $8 an hour.

Don't give a fuck if it's 1,000 or just 10.

You think I care anymore?

I'm just here milking my last shekels, then I'm out.

The biggest joke is Whoever's paying me for doing this, money out of their pocket. He did.

Can't aim.

This thing's rubbish.

God, this thing's rubbish.

God,

I'm bored.

Oh, I'm like not in the mood for gaming for some reason.

Wow,

I'm dead. Anal extravaganza.

This is like Battlefield but old.

He dead. Defend the flagships. Do not allow the Masons to disable.

Ah.

Oh, I fell into the sea.

I got the wheel.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys? Where are you tuning in from?

No, I nearly fell in

the water. Ow. Wow, my wheel. I didn't even get to use my wheel.

You have to run so far to get back into the game,

you know.

Oh, I killed my man.

He dead.

What?

Why am I back?

Oh, wrong person. Well, wrong person.

Give me that stick. Oh yeah, I got the stick.

I killed him with the stick.

Ah,

that—

I

want a different weapon.

The lion's roar is lost. Its mask is broken. Rally to the Golden Age defense! The chicken!

This game's so stupid.

Chicken!

Oh,

that yelling sound is so stupid.

He dead.

Oh, you got a nice sword.

Eat it.

Whoa, hit them both! Wow,

no, why did he pick up this bottle? I nearly killed both of them.

No, not the ship. Our fleet has been crippled. The fleet? It's like 2 ships. Stop them at the main gate. They must not enter the city.

How's my new video doing?

Number 3 out of 10. Momentum's good. People thinking it's actually like a proper video, as if I ever made a proper video in my whole fucking life. Like, oh, disappointed this wasn't a proper video. When have I ever made a proper video, you fucking morons?

Well,

imagine still thinking I make or ever made a proper video in my whole life.

Can you imagine people actually think or ever thought that I'm like a serious content creator? Bunch of fucking morons.

It's a troll channel, you dumbass.

How many hints do you need?

Like, maybe the only time it wasn't troll channel was before 2017. He dead,

he dead. Oops.

Oh, stop standing in front of me. He did.

Ah,

must be nice though, being able to make serious videos and people take you seriously.

But once you go troll, you don't go back.

Damn, his sword's massive. Look at that thing.

Oh.

The peasants. Uh, look at the women, they're so ugly.

Ow! Oh, oh, oh, I nearly got him! Look at him running away.

Nearly half our relics have been defiled! Stop the Mason scum!

He dead.

Ah, they just come out of nowhere.

Oh, I killed him.

30 out of 10.

My video is number 3 on the ranking.

He dead.

Oh, he dead.

Whoa, look at the sword. Oh, what? Why is it an upside down sword?

I pushed him in the fire. Did you see that? I pushed him into the fire.

Ow. Instant karma.

Agathians, make a final stand and protect Lord Phaedrus' tomb!

Ha!

Oh, I opened the stupid chat box by accident.

Well, he's flexing on me.

What? The chandelier crushed us.

The people who made this game must have been inspired by

Monty Python. You dead.

Oh.

We lose. Run away.

Oh no, no.

Ah,

they got me.

Ah,

the raid on Aberfell.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Guys, where everyone tuning in from?

Where everyone tuning in from?

Take the village, conquer the hideouts, and destroy the heretic's ancient stones. Guys,

I don't like being the Masons. I like the blue guys. They must be stopped. Oh,

I got him!

Oh, I

got him! Oh, he dead,

he dead!

Oh, I got his head.

He dead. Ow, I'm

dead.

They're stealing the pigs.

Oh,

ah, oh, he knocked me in the water too.

Japan

has fallen.

I got him.

Give

me a butt mop

cake.

Nobody has a fucking clue.

He did.

Uh, lost an arm. Oh no, I didn't.

Oops,

hit it.

He

did. I can't

see what

We failed to protect the village. Fall back to the tower. Masons, this tower is our only remaining force.

Whoa.

Hmm.

Here.

Oh,

do not let them destroy that tower.

What? How's my new video doing, guys?

Number 3 out of 10.

Wow, hmm, Stellar Blade girl.

She's not even that attractive. She's got a nice bum in the game.

Uh,

I

don't know.

Oh,

I'm dead.

I can't find a screenshot of like a— of the girl.

Maybe that one.

Okay,

are we winning?

Oh,

I killed him.

Oh, he dead.

Oh, he dead. I'm dead.

No, the tower. The tower has fallen.

You did.

Kind of lagging.

45 FPS.

What's that? Wrong person. Oh wow, put the graphics down.

To medium.

Why am I still getting 45 FPS?

Miren,

miren.

He dead.

He dead.

I dead.

I killed the chicken.

I like this sword more than the two-handed one.

Ow.

We win!

Those pompous Agarthians were no match for the might of our Druid Warlords.

New video doing well.

I predict 2,500 views.

How about you?

Oh,

I forgot my

jelly. Nice and soft.

Wow,

look at that.

I did.

Get

up, you!

Double your efforts! Half of the village has been destroyed! You hate the maces, I hate the maces. We should team up.

Ow. Actually, it's quite fun, the melee system, when you get the hang of it,

because you swing to the left and then you could do a follow-up overhead, or you do a swing to the left, swing to the right.

Overhead. But it swings to your right and then you follow it with a stab. You can mix up the combos,

keep them guessing. This is shite. Agathians, hold the gates! The Mason horde must not gain access to the city.

Oh, how would I foster them, mate?

He

dead.

Oh, I

bring my— a gate about to be breached.

See

that?

Fall back!

The Masons have taken the gate! I can't see with that stupid deserting thing there.

Fall of Japan, number 12, 10.

5 o'clock might make

apple crumble. Hit it.

Ow.

He dead.

You're dead.

Why is— I thought he was on my side.

Integrate where everyone's tuning in from. Hello, welcome back to a new video. Where's everyone tuning in from?

Sounds disjointed.

What? The community in this game is so toxic. I put you guys to shame.

I've got him! Fall back and defend the mark! Need that.

I got hit hard back

Do

I believe my dad's passing was important time for spirituality? Uh, name it.

What? Oh, I'm getting bored of gaming.

The enemy has completely robbed an area of loot.

Oh, I just killed 2 of them.

Where's my weapon?

I need a weapon.

What?

Hit that. Damn, look at this sword, massive.

Oh,

oh, disappeared. Oh, what? Where's my sword?

Where's my big sword? There it is.

Oh, one shot!

Is that a chair?

He dead.

He dead.

He dead.

Ah, I like that sword.

How do I get that sword?

The chair was funny.

Oh,

I got him.

What?

What?

I got no stamina.

Ah

God, combat's so difficult.

He dead.

Only half the garrison remains. Die with honor.

How come they can swing more and faster than I can?

How's my new video doing?

3 out of 10.

Oh,

what?

I'm bored of this.

Got a headache.

Oh, made apple crumble.

Uh, gaming is nice and everything, but sometimes it feels really nice to not gaming.

I'll show you my new jumper.

I

got a new bowl for my apple crumble.

I got a new jumper.

Try on later.

This is my old new jumper. Got a lot of new jumpers now.

I don't know what you're going on about, Anise.

Do some housework, eat my crumble.

So I've got

frozen fruit and pre-made crumble.

Might cook it instead of microwaving it. I've got this berry mix.

Berry good.

So my plan is we boil down the fruit,

put it in the dish. Uh, probably need to ship it.

A bit cold.

That's the problem with charging the car, you've got to leave the window open, lets out all the heat. It's really cold.

Funny, I made such a big fuss about getting a cat, phoned up the landlord and everything, and then didn't get one.

Classic, classic.

Come on, heat up. Takes so long to heat up. I don't like this sticker.

Why made the sticker so hard to take off?

Oh, oh, came off easy. Oh, a nice little dish.

Apple— I mean, fruit crumble. Can I cook it in the air fryer since it's small?

Fruit soup.

Where

everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where Everyone tuning in from— tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where?

Everyone tuning in from

Everyone dreaming in one way. Everyone,

everyone dreaming in one

First, we cook down the fruit.

It should smell quite nice.

Might

be a bit weird with banana.

The strawberries remind me of Japan. Those sugar-glazed ones, you bite into it, it's like cracked glass.

Maybe I've got to mash it up.

Mmm, so red.

Mmm, tastes like a mulled wine.

It kind of smells like mulled wine as well. Reminds me of Christmas markets.

Some cinnamon.

Cinnamon. Oh, cinnamon. Oh, cinnamon.

Cooking. A fruit soup.

Berries, banana, strawberries.

Smells really good.

Mush it down, fan on.

It's a lot of moisture. I didn't add any water, but there's so much water in it from the ice.

Mashable.

Damn, that tastes good, like a jam.

It's too watery. I need to reduce it down.

Damn, look at the color, so vivid.

Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tune— everyone tuning in

from—

my hands are wet from the steam.

And then we get the bowl.

And then

the

crumble.

Could do with more, but right now that's what I have. And then in the air fryer.

Oh, it fits in the air fryer just nicely.

Hmm, 20 minutes.

Temperature 190. I think it's not gonna blow all the crumbly bits everywhere.

Remember making the cheese on toast and all cheese blew off?

It should be good.

New video number two out of

ten. Hey everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning. Oh, I didn't do my exercise. Ah, I guess I'll do it now. Everyone tuning in from.

Info.

The raw power. 1,

2, 4.

6, 8,

10.

5, 6,

8, 10.

And then we do deadlifts like

this.

Oh, oh, 15.

Ah,

not easy.

Oh God,

feel like I got less energy today. Some days you just I don't know why I got less energy.

Beautiful.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Might take a break at 5 hours and 14 minutes.

So it's, uh, 5 o'clock now. I take a break. And I'll come back at 6. I do 6 to 11 for another 5 hours.

What? Oh,

wait.

Oh,

sick.

Hey.

Seems like it's cooking way faster than when it was in the oven.

Air fryers are so much better than an oven.

Everyone tuning in from— everyone tuning in from I want you in my arms, in my arms. I want you in my arms, in my arms.

10 minutes

to go.

嗯，真的呢。哈哈。 Daniel's still bitter towards Japan because he walked in the middle of the night.

He walked in the middle of a cycle lane streaming at night, and the Japanese cyclist shouted for him to get out of the way.

What? It was not a cycle lane.

It wasn't a cycle lane, was it, when that kid screamed at me? And there was plenty of room to go around. It was like a whole road. With a footpath. It wasn't a cycle lane at all.

Check my apple crumble without apple.

Whoa, nearly burned!

That's my apple crumble without crumble. Now how am I gonna get out?

I

can't get out. Fucking hell, you fucking stupid fucking bitch.

Fucking pain.

Ah, I've got it. My apple crumble.

Why is it so slidey?

Apple crumble looking nice. Let it cool down.

7 minutes until first break.

Hello, Mommy. You missed my crumble.

Why are you so late today?

Only gonna make $40 for this 5-hour slog.

I would have made like $100 already.

5-hour boring slogfest. I'm gonna take a break in 6 minutes.

Oh God,

if I get bored of Battlefield 6, I don't know how I'm gonna endure these 10-12 hour streams.

I cannot get bored.

Well, I'll probably break for half an hour. I'm gonna wank.

And then come back about 6 o'clock.

I don't know, Battlefield 6, I guess, and then dinner. Maybe talk 1 hour, 2 hours Battlefield, dinner time, talk 1 hour, 2 hours Battlefield.

Mix it up.

I got Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, then Friday I'm going to see my girlfriend.

So Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday— got 5 days. Oh my God.

I hate the weekend.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Everyone tuning in from?

And tuning in from where everyone tuning in from.

Yeah, they talking after the break.

Talking then gaming. Then gaming, then talking, gaming, then talking, then talking and gaming,

and gaming and talking, and gaming and talking, gaming and talking.

Gaming probably at 7, half 7-ish,

7, probably 7-ish.

2 minutes until break 1.

Did you see my new YouTube video?

It has 400 views already.

Going viral.

50 seconds.

45 seconds.

40 seconds.

25 seconds.

32 seconds. 28 seconds. 25 seconds.

20 seconds. 17 seconds.

14 seconds. 11 seconds. 10, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Bye-bye.