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Christmas in England with my family

2018-12-26 · 12 min

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  1. Look at

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  2. all the presents. There's so many.

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  3. Hey, I got a new fan! It's Christmas!

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  4. Hey! Hi! Everyone liked you in

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  5. my last video. Did you see the comments?

    Segment details0:35–0:37 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_4
  6. They said you're hot!

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  7. Hey, I said 10 out of 10 would bang!

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  8. She has a boyfriend.

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  9. I always forget

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  10. how nice our house is when you come into

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  11. the driveway. People think we're rich now.

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  12. I think we're middle class.

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  13. Baby, we come early, early. Then we gonna

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  14. box it.

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  15. It's Christmas.

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  16. It's Christmas today.

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  17. Christmas. Oh no, Christmas.

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  18. Where's my present? No, I don't—

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  19. I didn't buy your Christmas present.

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  20. You, when you're making

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  21. the goose, I said making

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  22. now.

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  23. You chuck it all away.

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  24. Because we eat every day, not cooking.

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  25. Cup, cup, all the cup in there. Look at my

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  26. cup. He didn't make one for her.

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  27. Daniel, help her.

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  28. Daniel,

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  29. it looks weird.

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  30. It's a free-range.

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  31. Wonder why is it tied up. Is this hot?

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  32. Hot? No, boil it. Daniel, check whether

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  33. got water or not. I don't know, lift it.

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  34. Put some more water. Put more.

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  35. My fake pizza and my fake pork chop.

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  36. That's me, I was a baby. You got

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  37. to make yourself really hungry.

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  38. The liver— why is it in a plastic bag? Of

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  39. the goose. Very nice, I like.

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  40. What's all this white stuff? Fat. Oh,

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  41. very fatty. You can

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  42. have little bit of shepherd's pie.

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  43. I got all my herbs. It's a good massage.

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  44. Massage like this. All the salt will go

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  45. in. Be a good

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  46. girl.

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  47. I'd like to put all this onion,

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  48. lemon, lemon.

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  49. That's fine.

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  50. Ah ha.

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  51. Okay,

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  52. but go

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  53. in there nicely. Yeah,

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  54. you like my new oven? Looks very nice.

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  55. Cost £1,300.

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  56. £1,300? Yeah.

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  57. Just for an oven? No, both. Close the

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  58. door, please.

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  59. Sabrina, why it's in a big bucket?

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  60. Like a baby. Well,

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  61. you put it

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  62. down. Is it stuck?

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  63. Wait, let me carry the bucket underneath.

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  64. I open your Christmas present.

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  65. What's inside?

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  66. Oh wow,

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  67. cosmetic! Nice,

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  68. thank you. Do you have a bathtub?

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  69. A picture? Yeah, Danny, go choose

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  70. your person. Where's my present? You got

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  71. two. No, you got three.

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  72. It's an apron.

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  73. Stormtrooper. I'm gonna try my

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  74. lipstick. Go mini. How do?

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  75. Google, Google Home.

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  76. It's underwear. My head is not underwear.

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  77. It's underpants.

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  78. Daniel, do you remember

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  79. what time I cooked my goose? No. Oh no,

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  80. Daniel doing chopping. Oh, is it nice?

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  81. It is a little bit weird.

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  82. Mommy, try it. Why? Is it nice?

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  83. It's kind of nice.

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  84. You wait for to have that.

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  85. How did nothing It

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  86. makes me nervous.

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  87. Oh my God, oh my God,

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  88. what's that sound?

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  89. What? He was— download the Google Home

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  90. app. The Google Home thing is coming

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  91. alive. The mic's off. To turn it back on,

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  92. slide the switch on the back of Google

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  93. Home. Okay Google. Your Google Home isn't

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  94. set up yet. To get started, download the

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  95. Google Home app on a phone or tablet. The

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  96. goose is ready. Okay, Daniel, say hello.

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  97. Hello. Don't come here, he's busy.

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  98. You're busy? She said, why don't you

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  99. come here?

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  100. Interesting. Who wants a drumstick? Can

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  101. you sit down, Robert? Oh, for goodness'

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  102. sake, stop fighting.

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  103. Everyone's filming each other. Who are you

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  104. filming? I film you,

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  105. you film me.

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  106. Quick carpet. Right.

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  107. You can have the time. So when now which

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  108. part you like? Any part. Sell shoes? No,

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  109. I never. Let me keep an eye on your curl.

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  110. Okay. Japanese people don't eat goose.

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  111. Hey, put— watch your table.

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  112. Small cabbage. She called the Brussels

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  113. sprout a small cabbage. Take a picture of

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  114. Hattie. Why are you sitting like that?

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  115. Say very nice. That's good. I really like

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  116. this. Messing around. Wow, I hope

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  117. it's cooked. I'm already full. No,

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  118. just eat I'm full. There's too

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  119. much. Been brining for three days.

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  120. Turkey versus goose. And then we can

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  121. pull. Pull. Chihiro. Happy Christmas.

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  122. You got nail clippers. Oh my God!

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  123. Don't fuck it.

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  124. Oh, now she make you walk like this.

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  125. Yeah. No time, no time, because the tent

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  126. is already booked. Then my one wait one

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  127. week and I look at the view. Wait 3 weeks.

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  128. She come back 2 weeks. Can't see anything,

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  129. the sun's overexposing it. Because there

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  130. you go, we live down there. When you can,

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  131. because private. Oh, no one's listening to

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  132. me. And then to put a chair here, it's so

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  133. beautiful, isn't it?

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  134. They drilled a horse right in the middle

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  135. and tied it on the tree. It's not a real

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  136. horse. It's a baby horse.

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  137. Why tie a horse like that uphill?

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  138. It's very pretty sunset.

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  139. Nobody here.

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  140. This rock for where? Down here.

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  141. This rock for where? Look at my shoes.

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  142. So cute.

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