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Christmas in England with my family
2018-12-26 · 12 min
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Look at
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0:04–0:07 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_0all the presents. There's so many.
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0:09–0:11 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_1Hey, I got a new fan! It's Christmas!
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0:28–0:30 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_2Hey! Hi! Everyone liked you in
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0:31–0:35 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_3my last video. Did you see the comments?
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0:35–0:37 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_4They said you're hot!
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0:39–0:40 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_5Hey, I said 10 out of 10 would bang!
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0:48–0:52 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_6She has a boyfriend.
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0:54–0:56 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_7I always forget
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1:01–1:06 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_8how nice our house is when you come into
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1:07–1:09 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_9the driveway. People think we're rich now.
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1:09–1:12 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_10I think we're middle class.
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1:16–1:17 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_11Baby, we come early, early. Then we gonna
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1:21–1:25 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_12box it.
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1:26–1:26 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_13It's Christmas.
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1:51–1:52 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_14It's Christmas today.
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1:54–1:57 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_15Christmas. Oh no, Christmas.
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1:58–1:59 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_16Where's my present? No, I don't—
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2:04–2:08 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_17I didn't buy your Christmas present.
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2:09–2:13 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_18You, when you're making
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2:13–2:16 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_19the goose, I said making
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2:16–2:20 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_20now.
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2:20–2:20 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_21You chuck it all away.
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2:28–2:33 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_22Because we eat every day, not cooking.
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2:38–2:42 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_23Cup, cup, all the cup in there. Look at my
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2:57–3:00 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_24cup. He didn't make one for her.
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3:00–3:03 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_25Daniel, help her.
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3:05–3:06 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_26Daniel,
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3:07–3:10 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_27it looks weird.
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3:10–3:13 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_28It's a free-range.
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3:15–3:18 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_29Wonder why is it tied up. Is this hot?
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3:19–3:22 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_30Hot? No, boil it. Daniel, check whether
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3:22–3:25 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_31got water or not. I don't know, lift it.
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3:25–3:28 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_32Put some more water. Put more.
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3:28–3:30 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_33My fake pizza and my fake pork chop.
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3:32–3:36 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_34That's me, I was a baby. You got
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3:39–3:44 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_35to make yourself really hungry.
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3:45–3:49 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_36The liver— why is it in a plastic bag? Of
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3:50–3:53 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_37the goose. Very nice, I like.
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3:53–3:55 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_38What's all this white stuff? Fat. Oh,
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3:58–4:01 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_39very fatty. You can
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4:02–4:05 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_40have little bit of shepherd's pie.
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4:06–4:09 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_41I got all my herbs. It's a good massage.
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4:10–4:13 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_42Massage like this. All the salt will go
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4:18–4:21 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_43in. Be a good
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4:21–4:25 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_44girl.
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4:25–4:27 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_45I'd like to put all this onion,
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4:29–4:38 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_46lemon, lemon.
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4:38–4:40 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_47That's fine.
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4:41–4:43 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_48Ah ha.
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4:44–4:45 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_49Okay,
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4:56–4:56 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_50but go
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4:58–5:06 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_51in there nicely. Yeah,
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5:06–5:09 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_52you like my new oven? Looks very nice.
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5:09–5:12 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_53Cost £1,300.
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5:12–5:15 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_54£1,300? Yeah.
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5:15–5:16 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_55Just for an oven? No, both. Close the
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5:18–5:21 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_56door, please.
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5:22–5:23 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_57Sabrina, why it's in a big bucket?
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5:29–5:32 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_58Like a baby. Well,
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5:33–5:37 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_59you put it
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5:39–5:42 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_60down. Is it stuck?
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5:43–5:47 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_61Wait, let me carry the bucket underneath.
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5:53–5:54 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_62I open your Christmas present.
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6:10–6:13 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_63What's inside?
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6:14–6:15 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_64Oh wow,
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6:18–6:20 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_65cosmetic! Nice,
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6:21–6:23 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_66thank you. Do you have a bathtub?
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6:25–6:28 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_67A picture? Yeah, Danny, go choose
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6:29–6:33 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_68your person. Where's my present? You got
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6:33–6:37 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_69two. No, you got three.
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6:37–6:39 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_70It's an apron.
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6:47–6:48 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_71Stormtrooper. I'm gonna try my
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6:55–6:59 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_72lipstick. Go mini. How do?
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6:59–7:01 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_73Google, Google Home.
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7:02–7:05 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_74It's underwear. My head is not underwear.
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7:06–7:08 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_75It's underpants.
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7:08–7:10 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_76Daniel, do you remember
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7:11–7:15 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_77what time I cooked my goose? No. Oh no,
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7:15–7:18 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_78Daniel doing chopping. Oh, is it nice?
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7:18–7:22 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_79It is a little bit weird.
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7:23–7:26 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_80Mommy, try it. Why? Is it nice?
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7:28–7:31 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_81It's kind of nice.
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7:32–7:34 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_82You wait for to have that.
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7:42–7:43 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_83How did nothing It
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7:48–7:54 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_84makes me nervous.
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7:54–7:56 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_85Oh my God, oh my God,
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7:58–8:01 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_86what's that sound?
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8:01–8:04 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_87What? He was— download the Google Home
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8:06–8:10 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_88app. The Google Home thing is coming
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8:11–8:12 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_89alive. The mic's off. To turn it back on,
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8:12–8:15 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_90slide the switch on the back of Google
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8:15–8:17 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_91Home. Okay Google. Your Google Home isn't
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8:17–8:21 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_92set up yet. To get started, download the
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8:21–8:23 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_93Google Home app on a phone or tablet. The
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8:23–8:27 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_94goose is ready. Okay, Daniel, say hello.
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8:27–8:31 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_95Hello. Don't come here, he's busy.
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8:32–8:36 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_96You're busy? She said, why don't you
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8:36–8:40 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_97come here?
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8:41–8:41 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_98Interesting. Who wants a drumstick? Can
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9:02–9:04 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_99you sit down, Robert? Oh, for goodness'
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9:04–9:06 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_100sake, stop fighting.
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9:06–9:08 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_101Everyone's filming each other. Who are you
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9:11–9:14 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_102filming? I film you,
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9:14–9:18 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_103you film me.
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9:18–9:19 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_104Quick carpet. Right.
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9:22–9:25 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_105You can have the time. So when now which
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9:27–9:30 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_106part you like? Any part. Sell shoes? No,
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9:31–9:34 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_107I never. Let me keep an eye on your curl.
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9:34–9:36 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_108Okay. Japanese people don't eat goose.
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9:36–9:38 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_109Hey, put— watch your table.
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9:39–9:40 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_110Small cabbage. She called the Brussels
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9:43–9:45 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_111sprout a small cabbage. Take a picture of
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9:46–9:49 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_112Hattie. Why are you sitting like that?
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9:49–9:52 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_113Say very nice. That's good. I really like
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9:52–9:57 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_114this. Messing around. Wow, I hope
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9:57–10:02 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_115it's cooked. I'm already full. No,
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10:03–10:06 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_116just eat I'm full. There's too
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10:06–10:10 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_117much. Been brining for three days.
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10:10–10:12 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_118Turkey versus goose. And then we can
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10:14–10:17 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_119pull. Pull. Chihiro. Happy Christmas.
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10:18–10:21 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_120You got nail clippers. Oh my God!
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10:22–10:26 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_121Don't fuck it.
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10:27–10:29 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_122Oh, now she make you walk like this.
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10:35–10:36 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_123Yeah. No time, no time, because the tent
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10:41–10:44 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_124is already booked. Then my one wait one
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10:44–10:47 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_125week and I look at the view. Wait 3 weeks.
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10:47–10:50 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_126She come back 2 weeks. Can't see anything,
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10:51–10:53 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_127the sun's overexposing it. Because there
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10:53–10:57 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_128you go, we live down there. When you can,
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10:58–11:02 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_129because private. Oh, no one's listening to
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11:02–11:07 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_130me. And then to put a chair here, it's so
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11:07–11:10 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_131beautiful, isn't it?
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11:11–11:16 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_132They drilled a horse right in the middle
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11:17–11:22 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_133and tied it on the tree. It's not a real
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11:23–11:27 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_134horse. It's a baby horse.
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11:27–11:30 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_135Why tie a horse like that uphill?
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11:32–11:35 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_136It's very pretty sunset.
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11:37–11:41 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_137Nobody here.
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11:42–11:44 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_138This rock for where? Down here.
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11:56–12:00 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_139This rock for where? Look at my shoes.
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12:00–12:03 · rev_518f3d39a0a3ccacb0c6b82683294209_140So cute.
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