How I made money selling used panties

Hello and welcome back to my video. So

before I start this video, I quickly need

to make a legal disclaimer that everything

I'm about to say is completely fake,

false, and not true, and I'm just making

all this up for views on YouTube. Now we

have that out of the way, today I'm going

to tell you about one of the schemes, one

of the money-making schemes that I used to

use back in the day before my YouTube

channel got big enough to be able to

support my lifestyle. So out of the many

money-making schemes that I used to use in

my early 20s and up until my mid-20s— up

until I was about 27, I guess, is when I

stopped using my money-making schemes—

mainly because number one, they didn't

really make that much money, and number

two, it was just taking too much time and

too much effort to make such little money.

And thanks to my YouTube channel blowing

up and getting loads of views, I didn't

really have to do these money-making

schemes anymore, which was great because I

didn't really like doing them. Took a lot

of time and effort. I spent all day long

doing online surveys and all these other

stupid tasks just to make a couple hundred

dollars a month. And one of my more

successful money-making schemes was my

online used panty selling business,

and this was my most successful because I

made the most money from doing it. I did

it for about a year, and I used to make a

couple hundred dollar— dollarydoos every

month, and I decided to stop doing it

because I felt like— I felt like it was

too easy. You know the saying, when things

are too good to be true, then usually

something bad is going to happen, and I

was starting to get a bit worried that I

might get into trouble with the police

Even though I didn't really think it was

very likely because I was only charging

about $10 per piece, and I don't think

anyone would have rang up the police after

losing $10. What would they say? Hello,

Mr. Policeman, um, I just got tricked into

purchasing some used panties. Can you

arrest him? Um, I'm pretty sure no one

would have rang up the police admitting

that they were buying used panties. And

the reason why I was worried they might

ring up the police was because I wasn't

actually selling anything. I would make a

post on Craigslist. Craigslist is where I

did most of my selling, all of my selling.

I tried eBay, but you can't really do it

on eBay because they'll just ban you

straight away, and it was kind of tricky

setting up new accounts and stuff like

that. Well, it wasn't tricky, it was just

time-consuming. It was much easier on

Craigslist because, well, even on

Craigslist they would ban you if you

posted selling used stuff like that, but

usually enough people would see the post

before you get banned so you can get

enough customers And I'd post a written

post saying something like, hello, I'm a

20-year-old Japanese high school student

or university exchange student living in

London, and I would like to make some

extra money, so I decided to come on

Craigslist and sell my dirty laundry.

And then I'll just get some random

pictures of my friends on Facebook— I

mean, some random pictures of Asian girls

off Google. And then I would also just

search for used panty sellers and go onto

their websites and steal their photos. I

would also Google girls wearing panties,

and they had to be realistic-looking

photos, you know, no photos from modeling

agencies or catalog— product catalogs,

because they look too professional. In

order to get a believable picture of

someone wearing panties, it had to be kind

of dark-looking, kind of like a

low-quality selfie. So I had a whole file

full of these low-quality-looking panty

selfies And I would put them together so

they— so it looks like the same girl, so

it looks consistent. And then I'd make a

post and put a picture of her face and put

a picture of her sampling some of the

panties. And then usually I'd get about 5

to 10, um, 5 to 10 emails.

I would make a fake email account as well,

and I'd say, email me here if you want to

buy my panties. And usually I get about 5

or 10 people interested, and they would

pay me the money. Well, they didn't

actually pay me real money. I asked for

Amazon gift vouchers because it was tricky

trying to get them to give me PayPal

details, and I only had one PayPal

account, and I didn't really want people

to know my PayPal details because it had

my real name and stuff like that on it,

and I couldn't keep making bank accounts

to link to new PayPal accounts. So to make

things easier, I just asked for gift

vouchers, which I would then save up and

then buy stuff like cameras off of Amazon.

It was shockingly easy to just get some

random person on the internet to send you

a $10 or $20 gift voucher, Amazon gift

voucher, in exchange for panties. Some

people just hand over the gift voucher

without any questioning, but a lot of

people also wanted proof and they asked a

lot of questions. And this is where I came

up against a bit of bit of a— bit of an

obstacle. It was when they asked me for a

picture of me holding up a sign with their

name and the date on. Obviously, I

couldn't do that because I'm not actually

an Asian girl, and I

had one method of getting around this

obstacle. So it's a bit of a long story,

so, um, sit down on your chair.

All the way back in 2011, I went to

Malaysia with my family, and we had a big

family gathering with all the relatives.

And my cousin was also there. He was a

guy, early 20s maybe, and he brought his

girlfriend. His girlfriend was quite cute

and I liked her. She was the only one who

paid attention to me and sat next to me

and talked to me, so she was nice. And I

added her on Facebook and I was going

through her photo albums on Facebook and

she had one photo which really stuck out

to me. It was her with her face holding a

piece of paper like a Post-it note. And I

downloaded this photo and I just used a

simple photo editing app, like,

um, like a Photoshop kind of painting app,

and I just erased what was on the piece of

paper. And then if I had any customers ask

me to write their names on, on a piece of

paper, I would use that photo of my

cousin's girlfriend. They've broken up

now, so it doesn't really matter. And I

would zoom in to the pixel level and then

use my finger to write their names and the

date to make it look like— and I had to

make it look like it was handwritten. I

had to zoom in to the pixel level, number

one, to make sure it was, it was

convincing, and number two,

because, because the color was important.

When you write in ink, it's not all black,

it's not 100% black. You zoom in on ink,

and it's like a different, different

shades of dark brown and purple. Usually

it's like a dark purpley color. So I had a

whole palette of colors— dark purple,

dark browns— and I would just color

in the line so it looks like it was real

pen, real ink. And I was pretty good at

it. I was pretty proud of my, my forgery

skills when it came to making fake ink

using a digital painting app using my

finger. And I was so good at it that I

actually convinced most of the customers

into thinking it was real when they asked

for photo proof and asked for

a sign with their name on. You know, it

wasn't 100% bulletproof, and sometimes

they did think it was fake and they got

spooked and then they stopped messaging

me. So it didn't work all the time, and it

was kind of frustrating. I kept thinking

to myself, damn, if I was an actual real

girl, this wouldn't be a problem and I

could make so much easy money. Or if I

only had a girlfriend who would be up for

helping me make these fake signed

pictures, things would be so much easier.

So I didn't actually send any dirty

panties. I think the only time I sent

dirty panties was the first time I did it.

First time I ever did it, I did actually

take a pair of panties from my family's

laundry. Not sure who it was. And I sent

it to this guy in Australia. He sent me

like £50 on PayPal for it. I can't believe

someone would pay £50 just for a pair of

dirty panties. Anyway, that was a first

and the only time I ever sent physical

things. After that, I just realized I

didn't actually have to send anything and

I could still get the money. The only

problem was, I guess, I wouldn't get any

repeat customers because, you know,

they'd be upset. And there was actually

one time when I nearly got caught. Well,

I did get caught. I tricked this one guy

into sending me about £20 Amazon gift

voucher. And I didn't send him anything,

and I just blocked him on every— on the

email app I was using, on the email

address I was using. And somehow he

managed to track me down, and I got a

message from him from another account

saying— he said something like, you know,

Daniel, it's not very wise to leave an

internet trail.

Stupid lorry.

Why do they have to drive down here?

There's, there's a really big motorway

main road just over there. Why don't they

just use that? But no, this stupid massive

lorry has to decide to drive down this

tiny country lane, interrupting my bloody

video. Look, he can't get through now

because the car's coming from the opposite

direction. Now he has to back up. So dumb.

Yeah, you're dumb. Why didn't you use the

main road? It's literally 5 minutes over

that way. Oh my God, now he's gonna back

up all the way. Look, he's right there at

the center of the screen now. I'm not sure

what he's doing because I don't think the

car is coming from the other, other

direction. He's still backing

up. Um, anyway,

what was I saying? I think I was saying

something about nearly getting caught. Oh

yeah, so this guy who I tricked into

sending me Amazon gift vouchers, he

managed to track me down somehow and he

sent me a message saying, you know,

Daniel, it's not very wise to leave an

internet trail if you're going to be

scamming people on Craigslist. I said back

to him, oops, how did you find out? And

then he said, That's my secrets or

something like that. That's for me to

know. And then he demanded that I send the

money back to him or else he was going to

tell my family or tell the police or

something. I decided to just ignore him

and I blocked him again. I didn't send him

the money back and I don't think he did

anything because my family never said

anything and I'd never had any phone calls

from the police. Yeah, as if he's gonna

phone up the police and say, hello, Um, a

guy called Daniel Lord scammed me for £10

or £20 because I was trying to buy dirty

panties on Craigslist. Yeah, as if

anyone's gonna phone up the police

admitting that you were trying to buy

dirty panties. So anyway, I don't know how

this guy managed to find out my name,

or I don't know, maybe— I really don't

know actually. He must have been really

clever, really good at tracking people

down because I was using a fake email

address. I was using— that

was it. Yeah, it's just the fake email

address. So I don't really know what else

he had to go on to be able to track me

down, but he managed to find out my, my

whole name. And I think he said something

about my mum on Facebook, so maybe he

found my Facebook as well. Kind of creepy.

Maybe some of the images I used meant

maybe he managed to track backtrack them

somewhere. Anyway, after that happened, I

got kind of spooked and worried that more

people would find out. And I had been

doing it for about a year, so I had a lot

of pissed-off customers. I guess most of

them didn't really care. I mean, it's just

$10 or $20. Most people don't really care

about $10 or $20. I mean, I had to pay

$220 a few days ago because stupid

Y Mobile charging me, and I thought

it was because I left my roaming data on

whilst I was in England, but it turns out

it was actually because I used 16

gigabytes of roaming data when I was in

Korea. So that $220 phone bill was

because I was using the internet outside

in Korea. I can't believe it's so

expensive. So I had to phone up the bank

and ask them to block Y Mobile from

charging me any more money because they

were charging me $60 every month. Anyway,

even if I don't use any data. And then if

you just use 15 gigabytes overseas, they

end up charging you an in— in— in

craziment. I don't know what word I'm

trying to use. An insane amount of money.

They end up trying to charge you an insane

amount of money just because you're

overseas. And ended up with a $220 phone

bill. Jesus Christ, I can't believe how

much money that cost. So hopefully next

month, Y Mobile won't be able to take any

more money out of my bank. It's kind of

annoying that I set up that phone contract

in the first place. I don't know if you

remember, but 2 years ago before

I went to Malaysia, me and my ex-wife went

to the mobile phone store and I really

wanted to get an iPhone X. And I was kind

of confused because I thought the deal was

I get the iPhone X for free and then I

have to pay $60 every month for 2 months—

for 2 years. I thought, wow, that sounds

like a good deal. I ended up having to pay

$1,000 for the iPhone on top of $60 every

month, so I don't think it was a very good

deal. And you only get— you only get 14

gigabytes of data a month. If you go over

that, then you end up having to spend more

than $60 a month. Sometimes when I did

live streams outside using my data, I had

to pay like $200 for the phone bill for

that month. So hopefully I can get that

cancelled. I don't really know how to

cancel it. There's no cancel option on the

app thing. All you can do is downgrade to

a cheaper plan. There's a fly in my hair,

stupid fly. And there's no cancel button.

I guess I would have to phone them up,

but I don't know if they speak English and

I can't be bothered to speak in Japanese.

So I just phoned up the bank and they said

they blocked— they'll block any more

transactions. They'll block any more

attempts to take money out of my account,

which is good. Hopefully it works.

So yeah, I hope you enjoyed the story

about how I used to make money selling—

pretending to sell used panties. I know

I've told it before, but you

know, I have to make videos about

something, and I got a pretty cool— got a

pretty funny picture for the thumbnail,

so I thought why not tell the story again?

Maybe most of you haven't even heard this

story before, and I think I've added some

extra details this time which I didn't

include last time. My plan is I

think I'm going to retell all of my

funniest stories on my second channel.

Oh, why is there so much traffic? People

are supposed to be staying at home, you

know, and they're all out and driving,

out, out and about, driving about.

It's hard to make a video. I can't even

get peace and quiet in my garden. You'd

think living in the countryside would be

peaceful and quiet, but no, you get people

driving up and down the roads all day long

and dogs barking and people mowing the

grass, chopping down trees with chainsaws.

It really is not very peaceful in the

countryside. Look, it's that guy again,

that guy in the red lorry. He backed up

and then he kind of stopped and I thought

he disappeared and then he came back.

Look,

there he is.

What's he doing? Yeah, so my plan is

I'm going to retell some of my best

stories on this channel because I've

actually deleted most of them from my main

channel because they got demonetized, or I

don't know, some other reason. So I

thought, why not just retell them on this

channel in a lazy way whilst I just pace

up and down my garden? Really be bothered

to make it into a decent video anymore

because I feel like it doesn't really make

any difference. So I hope you enjoyed it,

and, um,