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It was my WIFE'S fault

2018-12-11 · 13 min

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    なんでまた取るんだよ。悲しいぞいしょ。Where's your sofa?

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    My sofa. I want to sit on

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    the sofa. Today so cold. Here is

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    uncomfortable. It's your fault.

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    No, your fault. You told them the wrong

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    room number. No. You should ask,

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    should ask the delivery man.

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    This is my sofa. I don't have proof.

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    I don't have the receipt or proof.

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    I sent text to you. Delivery man

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    coming soon.

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    Your fault. Not your fault.

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    You told them wrong room number.

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    Delivery man was waiting about 20

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    minutes.

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    I was waiting as well. You were like scary

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    dog. I was waiting for them

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    to ring the doorbell. You are going around

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    this room.

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    So funny. Scary dog.

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    Ah, so cold today. The sofa will

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    come next Tuesday.

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    Monday. Not Monday, Tuesday. I thought

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    it was Monday.

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    Mondayでしょ。 Live始まったね。うん。うん。

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    いい わ ね。 いい で しょ。

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    うん。 もう ちょっと こ っち 端 行 って よ かった な。 机 入

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    る？ ここ。 動 き な よ。 もう

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    ちょっと だけ 押 して。 ぐ

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    ら いい い じゃ ん。 うん、 もう 行 かな き ゃ。 じゃあ ね。 バイ

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    バイ。 Oh,

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    it's freezing.

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    Leather is very cold. Oh,

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    it's hot. No,

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    no, no, no, no, no. So who likes my sofa?

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    My brand new sofa.

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    Oh, it's heavy.

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    I'm gonna scratch the desk. Let's open it

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    properly. I want to make sure I don't show

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    my address though.

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    What's that noise?

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    I'm making a table. You could

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    kill someone with this.

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    This time was better than the canned pie.

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    And then you just screw it in like

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    so. Oh no, these ones are too long.

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    No, it's not these screws, they're too

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    long, sticking out.

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    That was easy.

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    Legs are on. Keep your eyes glued to the

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    ground. Press 2

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    if you know what I mean.

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    Press 2. No,

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    84 abandoned me.

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    No, stop complaining about your

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    subscribers. It's not good luck.

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    Welcome to my office. How do I make it go

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    back? I want to lean back.

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    It's fine like this as well, actually.

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    Oh yeah,

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    you can kind of lean back like this.

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    Yes, perfect. This can go here.

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    Playing games here and then watching

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    YouTube here. That can be my YouTube

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    screen. Need to charge it. I haven't

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    charged it for ages now. This could

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    actually go behind the sofa, and then I

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    could put it under the table.

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    Oof. Put this behind the sofa,

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    and then Put the multi-adapter here.

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    Warm. Look at that.

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    Put it here. I'm not sure if

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    that's a good place. Do do do do

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    do do do do do. Oh,

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    and we have some super fish oil. Look how

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    big these are. A bit hard to swallow.

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    Expects me to swallow this? I bite it and

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    chew it into powder.

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    It's Christmas

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    for Daniel.

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    Christmas Day for Daniel.

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    It's a Christmas Day for Daniel.

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    Look.

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    Yes.

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    Pockets? Where are the pockets?

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    And look, this floor chair, you do this

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    and then it flattens out and you can use

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    it as a little sofa, you see? So we can

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    eat here, and then after we finish eating,

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    we can sit back on the sofa and make love.

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    Where did Daniel go? He laid down on the

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    sofa and vanished. It's my camouflage.

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