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And then, um, we were fine, but I was, I was totally concentrating on getting to the restaurant. And then afterwards we couldn't get picked up because of the protest, so we walked through Hyde Park. Mate, you know, absolutely zero people were just like, there's Robbie Williams, there's Robbie Williams. It was very, very sober. Do you think that

says a lot about London though as well? You can kind of be whoever you want to be. I mean, look what it says about me and my career right now. But this was just a glitch because I went out the next day and I was just like, we've got to put this to right. Because look, you know,

I'm going to be able to say this, it's my career based on attention. You know, I'm in an attention economy and I'm still really ambitious and there's things that I really want to do. So it's quite important that people know who I am because that's my job. So I did go back out there and I put the

words to it. I wrote— I went out this year and said, well, the speaker is very entertaining, but you know, the design is still funny. This is all good.

Hmm,

testing.

Hair's getting long.

It's only been 2 months since I cut it. The hell? It looks so short a couple months ago.

Why does this back bit always grow so quick? It should be like, like that. Why does it always grow so quickly?

嗯。

I'm only £130 away from 6K.

Easy.

Come on, stocks.

Well,

uh.

嗯。

嗯。

嗯。

嗯。

Why does my back hurt?

Oh,

I added XLF to my portfolio. I think I'm done building it then.

I chose my 3 things. I got VWAG, S&P 500, gold ETF, and, uh, XLF

financials. Those would be my 3 picks. Now I just need to do the allocations.

What do you think of my 3 picks?

What is VT?

No, I want gold. Gold would do well. And I want XLF because Tom Lee said it would do well.

I've got curry on my shirt.

Total world? No, I don't want the world. I want America.

XLF is mainly

US banks and some Berkshire. I don't know why Berkshire is the top holding, like the financial parts of Berkshire maybe, and then JP Morgan, Bank of America.

I don't have any small cats. If I get too much, I'm spreading myself too thin. I don't have Russell.

60% of my portfolio is in gold.

I need more in voige, but I want to pull back synthetics.

Laundry again. Ah, I missed this one. Fucking hell.

I wish you could just open it and drop it in.

Look at my portfolio, up £12.

In my asset allocation,

gold, physical gold ETF, VUAG, and XLF-S. I don't know why the S. They wouldn't let me get XLF,

I think because it's a US thingy and you can't get— I don't know why you can't get it on ISA.

And I got— yeah, that's it.

I'm up £6 on my gold,

up £2 on my Vantage. I need to clean my screen.

Jesus, XLF is up 20% this year.

So I've got 2,800 cash, 1,600 in investments. I'm done buying until next month.

Now I just gotta rebalance the allocations.

You're richer than Just Kev. Really, but she gets more viewers.

I want VRAJ to be my biggest holding,

but I think it's probably buy a better, better buying opportunity next month.

I'll wait for the pullback.

Vouage sounds like vag. Yeah, that's why I got it.

Stay classy, as I always say. Okay, I like my new chopping board. It doesn't have mold on it.

Ice lolly's getting hard.

Oh, nice.

Fridge is getting icy already.

I'm gonna get paid $1,000 tomorrow. I made £713 last week.

Pretty good.

Not as good as £1,200 a week though.

But what can you do? Spend money to make money, or don't spend money, make less money? Really, that's all you can do.

Yeah, so I've got S&P 500, gold, and some financial exposure. I don't really have small caps,

which people are saying

The things are going to get rotated into small caps

out of tech.

I don't really have any crypto exposure right now, but whatever.

No, I've got £20 in Bitcoin actually. I've got, uh, no, I think I've got £7 in Bitcoin. I've got £20 in Sui coin.

Altcoins haven't gone up.

Well, I'm not buying anything more until September.

I'm not going all in all at once. Slow and steady,

deploying my capital.

嗯哼哼哼。

Made 150 yesterday. Not bad.

Beginning of the next month. I hate it.

A lot of money goes out— rent, electricity.

£1,050.

I should have

£700 plus £600. I should have 7,000 first week of September, but then it will get knocked back down to 6,000 because of rent and stuff. And then 3 more weeks

of maybe 700, maybe 2K, 2,500, maybe I'll have 8,500. 8,000 end of next month, my goal.

Problem is I got a date on the weekend, so I'm going to miss a day of streaming.

Spanish girl.

I'm spending about 2,000 a month. I'm making about 4,000. So far I've made 3,800.

This month. There's a few more days left in it.

I'm spending too much. It's all the car parks and buying random little bits and bobs, like broom here and a brush there and,

uh, clothing here. And then I've spent some money on dating sites, didn't I? Which was a waste.

All these little things add up.

Now I'm thinking of getting— what else? You know, I got that mop and I got the broom.

It's pretty 1,400 base expenses and then like 500, 600 on top of that for random bits and bobs, data for my phones, parking, any travel ticket stuff.

So I'm spending like 2K a month on average.

Next month I might have to buy a TV. I don't know,

I don't know what to get.

Might get a TV next month. That'll set me back 500.

Didn't I get another phone or camera? Got a GoPro, sent it back. I got a Flip 7, which I'm using now, but it's actually quite useful for going out.

I'll put the TV here in this corner, but then where am I going to have dinner? Right in front of the TV?

I used to eat dinner on the sofa at my mum's house. I'd sit like this. I used to play it on my lap and I'd watch TV, and now I stopped doing that because I sit on the floor now.

Why am I buying a TV? I might have some girls over if the dates go well.

I know it's a bit of a gamble. That's why I'm waiting until next month to buy it, to see how the dates go.

I always have a month to return it in case the dates don't go anywhere.

You gotta have something to look at. What are we gonna do, like just sit here and stare at the wall? Or I get that tiny monitor.

I also don't really want to plug my laptop into a TV because I'm scared if something's going to pop up on it.

So I want all the apps and stuff to be built into the TV.

Yeah, I get that Fire Stick. I had that in Japan, it was pretty good. But do you really need it? Because most TVs have all the apps built in, like Netflix and whatever.

Isn't that basically all it does?

Make a guest account on your PC. Yeah, I might do— make it like a second Microsoft account.

Imagine my OnlyFans stash just popping up on the 75-inch TV.

Oh God, it's like my biggest nightmare now.

I feel like I just want to get a completely new laptop, completely fresh, no history or anything.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

嗯嗯嗯。

And I could play Switch on the TV. That'd be cool. Or get a PS5.

You'd regret not having a kid? Yeah, well, it's so damn hard to find a woman, isn't it? Especially doing what I do.

The money's so good, but women don't like it.

I mean, how else am I gonna make $5,000 a month with my skill set? There's no way it's happening.

I'd need like 2 jobs, full-time at Tesco's and then night shift, and then I'd still not even make that.

I'm feeling okay.

Enjoying the last few days of the month. Yeah, I got a date on the weekend.

The hell's a suicide stack?

My goal is 8K for September.

Get a fulfilling career.

Yeah, but I don't know what, what I'd want to do.

I'm not really passionate about anything. That's the problem.

I like cleaning my house. Maybe I'll get a job cleaning.

Yeah, but I only like cleaning my house, and I only like accounting my finances.

Not other people's.

I want 15,000 invested. Problem is I don't have the I enjoy helping people mindset.

Very selfish.

I mean, sometimes it felt good delivering stuff to old people.

I feel like they're depending on me to get their stuff to them because they can't drive or they're too old or something.

I miss that old woman. I used to deliver to this old lady when I did Every. She was bedridden. She was like all plugged into one of these hospital beds, like pipe in the nose and everything. She was really friendly. I used to just go into her house to leave her parcels. Sometimes she had a carer there.

I think her name was—

I forgot. And one time I didn't deliver anything to her for weeks and I thought, did she die? But then she ordered something again. She used to like having a chat. She said, oh, I don't know why everyone complains about you every drivers, you don't seem so bad. I was like, yeah, I try my best. Ignore the

fact I've got a 3 out of 5 star rating full of 1-star reviews.

I felt a bit sad for her. Her whole life is just sitting in that bed.

Buying stuff on Temu.

You get like an insight into a lot of people's lives delivering to their houses. See the cars they drive, the houses they live in.

There's this one house I used to deliver to. It was so nice. The views were amazing.

Had nice cars in the driveway, personalized license plate,

buying stuff off Temu every day.

If they're so rich, why do they shop on Temu though?

The house was like a big house, and the land you could see all around. It was like on the top of a valley. It was in between Horribridge and Grenafon.

Every time I walked down to that house, I just, I couldn't stop looking at the view.

He had a nice Land Rover.

I wonder who's delivering my round now. All those people must be thinking, oh, the last driver was rubbish, he never knocked on the door.

Asian guy with a little red car.

I bet it's like some guy with a van who knocks on the door.

Sometimes I wonder if I see the other Everydrivers driving about,

I'd remember what their cars are like,

or their vans.

I remember when I got unbanned from Every and I went back, there was this tall, quiet, muscular-looking guy, really outgoing, very talkative. He was like, oh, you're back. Yep, gone again now. He must be thinking, oh, I guess he's gone now.

It's the third delivery service now. I'm done driving. Hated it.

They got Yodel, DHL, Parcel Force. I did apply for Post Office, but I got rejected.

I think Post Office has much higher standards. I mean, it is the Royal Mail after all.

So for delivery, but then I'll break my back doing that.

Best I can do now is Uber Eats. I got accepted for delivery, but I can't be bothered.

If only there was a driving job where I drive places and I don't have to deliver anything.

Well, might as well milk Kick as long as I can.

Easy money, and it

Yeah, I feel like it's boring if you do everything properly. What's the point having a job if you don't find secret shortcuts? The problem is they don't stay secret and I get busted.

I'd still have it if I didn't make those Amazon videos and didn't tell people I was doing it. They wouldn't have fired me for having

Bad reviews.

They've got pretty low standards, and I got fired from that as well.

I just gotta keep whatever I do next a secret, I guess.

Stupid haters just report me for everything. I can't even let a cat into my house without getting reported.

How do I get paid on Kick? Because I got a YouTube channel. If you already have a following somewhere else, they just fast-track you and give you partnership.

Now you need 75 average viewers for a month. To be approved for it. But I don't think just because you drop below what you need, you lose it. Those are just requirements to get it. It doesn't say you have to keep having those numbers, as far as I know.

I guess we'll find out. I'm dropped down to like 85 average viewers per week. My average chatters are 450 out of 150 needed.

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嗯。

What's like an important qualification that could give you access to more jobs. Like, driving's a pretty obvious one. I got that.

The only way to get more than minimum wage is if you do night shift or if you do a driving job.

Bigger vehicles, 7.5 ton. No, I don't want to do driving anymore.

Driving for a living sucks.

So many hidden expenses as well.

If I drove a lorry, I'd be like one of those guys that crash into a low bridge or something, or hit a curb, tip it over,

or I don't know, get a bunch of migrants hiding in the back.

Coding boot camp. I hate coding, it's so boring

staring at a bunch of numbers and digits.

I feel like to earn more you need to like choose something and

get your head down to focus on it. I just don't know how people wake up one day and they're like, I want to become a lawyer, I want to learn how to become a barrister, I want to become a judge.

It's such a specific thing to wake up one day and say, oh, I'm going to study 4 years for this one specific thing.

I want to become an accountant. How boring. They just think of the money, I guess.

Yeah, but I'm not gonna invest 4 years. I'm gonna get bored of it in 4 days and then give up.

I

was watching these things like how to spot a guy is a narcissist on the first date, and I was thinking, okay, so I just won't do those things. He said one way to spot a narcissist is if you ask why his previous relationship failed, he will always make himself out as the victim. Okay, so I just won't

do that then. Thanks for telling me.

I'll just say, oh yeah, it was all my fault.

That was obvious. Like, if anyone asked me why my previous relationships failed, I'd never say, oh, it was all her fault. That makes me just sound like, like, I don't know, like I'm trying hard to sound like the victim.

All these tips on how to detect a narcissist just gives me tips on how to avoid being detected as a narcissist.

Thanks for the tips.

I use their tips against them.

How to spot someone's a sociopathic maniac. Look out for these 3 things. And then I go, okay, I just won't do those 3 things and they won't find out that I'm a sociopath.

Yeah, he said, um, One way to find out is if after 3 hours— they said narcissists are good at keeping up a facade, but they can't do it forever. They get worn out

after 3 hours. If you notice that their expressions or energy seems different—

I'm— I think I'm good at the initial keeping up the facade, but then after a while, yeah, I do start getting lazy and then I stop putting the effort in, that's when I get dumped.

I think I'm quite good at acting, which is why my YouTube did quite well for a bit until I got bored with the whole facade. I'm like, yeah, whatever, I don't give a shit. In the first few years, I was pretty good at pretending I gave a shit,

and then my true colors came out. Yeah, well, you try keeping up an act for 7 years without breaking character. People said I shouldn't have streamed because when I streamed, the mask slipped. Yeah, you try streaming all day every day without slipping the mask.

Streaming is really— if you're, if you're not genuine and your whole channel is like an act, then yeah, the act is gonna be seen through when you stream. Like Boogie, everyone thought he was a nice guy, but on his Twitch streams his true colors came out. That's why he got canceled. The problem is the money's so nice

from streaming, it's hard to resist doing it, but at the same time it kills your

image. Unless you're someone like CDawgVA who's actually a good guy, then you're fine. Well, Asmongold's a genuine good guy. That's why he's so successful with his streaming, because he's not putting on an act. You either gotta be really good with the act or don't put on an act in the first place.

I kind of feel interested in psychology because I feel like I can use it to my own advantage.

I think everything in life is basically just on some level manipulating people into getting what you want out of them.

Everything is some form of manipulation, isn't it?

But it's give and take. I understand that they want stuff too. I'll give it to them.

I'm happy to oblige.

It's a trade, isn't it? I got this thing that you want, you got that thing I want.

We have a fair trade. The problem is when it feels like they're giving more than you are, then they get mad.

I actually wanted to learn psychology. I signed up for a course when I was in my early 20s. My dad talked me out of it. He was like, oh, I didn't think you'd be interested in that. I thought you'd be more into computer science. So then I dropped it and took up computer science, and it was so

fucking boring.

I should have stuck with the psychology. I went to this— the job center sent me to this CV writing seminar, and then this woman from a college came to visit and talk to us about courses to get us to sign up to do a course. I was going to sign up for psychology.

Also, a lot of girls do psychology.

I thought, yeah, I like computer games and computers. Oh, I know, I'll do computer science. 'Cause it's boring. It's all just binary and zeros and ones.

I found it so boring.

Oh God, why am I doing laundry when it's raining?

Says it finishes waning 1 PM.

Damn rain. I need a way to dry my laundry better without relying on the sun.

Laundry plan for winter. I don't know, how do people do it? Does everyone just not do laundry over winter?

My mum never puts the laundry outside. I've noticed

she always put it outside my bedroom. And it would dry in the house. Why don't I do that? For some reason, my clothing doesn't dry in the house. I leave it overnight and it freezes. I woke up next morning in February or March and the stuff was all frozen rock hard.

We have an airing cupboard

where the heating pipes and all that stuff is, and she hung stuff in there. And then she also had like a laundry rack like mine, but she always put it outside my bedroom in the corner. And now she puts it in my sister's balcony because it's like a little conservatory there now.

Buy a dryer— what, a tumble dryer? Do those actually work?

My washing machine spin dries, but it doesn't fully dry it.

Tumble dryer with indoor water container.

Now I want just the dryer.

3-tier heated clothes airer with COVID spin dryer,

tumble dryer.

Is this one a dryer? I think this is just drying. 160. I put that in the closet where that plug is.

Maybe I gotta get one of these. Who puts it next to their bed?

Imagine putting the tumble dryer next to your bed. What a weird picture.

Surely it doesn't need plumbing, it's just a dryer.

Why would it need water

unless the wet clothing water goes into a hole.

Put it in the oven. I need a massive air fryer for clothing.

Don't know really.

What a great day for laundry.

I'm gonna make my bacon naan lunch.

Oh my non.

Nonny.

Maybe Scotch egg.

Bacon on down.

Hey.

This bacon looks nice. It's not all skinny and fragile looking. Nice and wide.

The best bacon, better than American bacon. Not too much fat, got this nice medallion of meat, got some fat on the edge for flavor. Perfect.

In Japan, they have these slices of meat, but it's not cured, and they don't call it bacon, although it's the exact same cut. I forgot what they call it. It doesn't have the same flavor because it's not cured. They put unknown ginger, like some kind of ginger soy sauce with it. I forgot what they call it.

Oh, the nonstop is good.

I always have my coffee when I wake up.

First thing I drink when I get up is my coffee, so I've already had it.

I'm not really hungry when I wake up.

Oh

my God, no.

Voilà.

I need more

hands.

I'm gonna eat this.

A bit tricky.

Maybe I'll just hold it.

Oh

yeah.

Tastes way better than using naan with the curry.

Kind

of filled up already.

I'm kind of full up.

啊。

Uh-huh.

Oh God, I feel sick.

Maybe I take a break.

That's why they call it breakfast.

Oh God, I feel sick.

Oh, that was very greasy. 啊，啊。

Wow, look at the aloe vera.

It's getting big.

Need

some Capri Sun to wash it down.

嗯。

I thought maybe I'd clean the oven fan, the ventilator.

With the steam cleaner. That could be fun.

Very good for ASMR.

It looks disgusting, all the grease stuck to it.

No, oh God, I feel sick.

Mm, not bad.

Oh, oh, I feel sick. Oh God, I think I'm gonna vomit.

Keep it down.

So I want to clean all that gunk. Do you think the steam cleaner will do it? Can I take this thing off?

Oh, it comes off! Uh, uh, it looks like a bee's honeycomb thing. I gotta clean that.

Ah, at least it comes off. That should be fun.

Get the steam cleaner out.

That's exactly what it's called.

Broken, broken.

Is it on?

Okay, that

made it worse.

Oh, fucking hate cables.

So annoying. Oh my God.

Just go under there. Okay.

Look at all that fat on it.

Damn, look at that.

It's like honey.

I've

got this attachment. That should be good.

Where's the precision?

This

should be like a very thin pipe.

There should be like a nozzle. I can't remember where I put it. I haven't used it in a while. Why did I take it off?

Laundry and steam cleaning.

This is the content everyone's missing out on because they stopped watching me. It sucks to be them.

Weird. Damn it, that nozzle thing's good.

Last time I used it was upstairs in the shower. Maybe I took it off and left it there.

Na, ha.

No, damn, I really lost it.

Can't believe— why would I take it off and not put it back on?

In the barbecue.

Not very clever.

Fuck, I need that to clean the shower.

Well,

This thing not ready yet. Whoa!

Oh,

look at that!

Damn.

Damn,

stuff's really sticky.

Oh my God, it's so loud. The fuck?

Oh, it's hot. Oh God, why is it so loud?

Oh Jesus, the one— the nozzle makes it louder. Uh-huh.

Oh, it's too loud. I can't.

Oh, it's way too loud. I can't do that, hurt my ears.

Yeah, it's like glue.

Oh,

so loud.

I'll scrub it off.

Oh God, the other side.

Everything get out of the fucking way. Oh my God, seriously.

I just glued it all onto the other side, but

You clean one side and it blows it to the other side, all the grease.

Now it's all in the sink.

Oh,

bricks blasted everywhere. Oh no, it's funny.

Why? I clean one side, the other side gets dirty again.

It's like it washes through into the other side.

嗯，没问题。OK。

Oh my God, uh, the bucket's too small. Oh, it's spraying the bleach everywhere.

Get boiling water,

baby.

This thing just won't get clean.

Look, you wash one side and then it pushes it all out into the other side. Now I'll wash this.

And then look, it comes out the other side.

I think the cabinets are sticky.

It blows it out the other side.

It's very good enough.

Okay, have a look at the rest of the fan.

Uh, these bits— oh, that's liquid oil.

How's there liquid oil?

Watch this.

Oh, it's like when I wipe my bum after riding Bobby.

Damn,

ew.

Whoa, why is so much water come out?

I really feel like landlord should be paying me. I feel like I'm cleaning his house,

working for free, a housemaid.

Oh yeah, why didn't I use this with the freezer? I didn't think of that.

I should have just steamed the freezer.

It completely slipped my mind that I had it.

Hmm,

what's that big barrel thing? Must be like a motor.

At least this is looking quite clean.

Considering—

goddamn grease, why does it taste so good?

Oh, look at the top of this,

but this is all sticky too.

There

you go.

I need a spray, like a soap spray.

Not

too bad.

How'd the oil get up here?

Somehow it did get up here.

These tiles are surprisingly clean.

You think this bit would get splashed

to hell, but it's not bad.

Look, nothing on there.

Now I've got to wash the tub because it's greasy.

I actually didn't clean anything for the inspection.

Yeah, I tried to clean the wall, but I don't think

Charcoal filter. What the hell is that?

What's in there?

Uh, I don't actually know where that goes. That— oh.

Oh, go on then.

How am I going to get up there?

Huh?

Cleaning all the brown stuff off. Amazing.

Wow, it's going shiny.

Oh wow, it's shiny.

Oh, this acts like a plug when you push it in.

Huh, didn't know that.

Well, you push it in. It's like a plug, and I wondered why it kept blocking. I thought it was blocked. It's a plug.

Look, I thought it was blocked.

Amazing.

You push it in, it becomes a plug.

Look. Okay, push it down. Oh wow,

you learn something new every day. I wonder why it just kept blocking for some reason.

Now I've got to clean the drying rack. It's all gungy.

Oh, so slimy. How do I get in there?

Some slimy at the bottom.

I don't even use this anymore. I might put this in the bin.

I bought this when I first moved in here because I had a pizza.

Might just put it in the cupboard. Never using it again.

I also never use these knives.

Put these in the bin too.

If you're complaining about the energy companies, why don't you just buy some energy stocks and then you get dividends and they basically pay your bills for you? Get free energy.

Energy bills are what, like $2,000 a year? Um, then you need— just put $20,000. In energy stocks, get 4% dividend yield, and they'll pay you dividends, and then they'll pay the energy for you. Free energy.

20K in Tesco, free food. 20K in SSE, free electric. I don't have to pay anything. The people working at Tesco makes the money and then they pay it out in dividends for me while I do nothing. Haha, free money.

That's how the rich stay rich.

Wow, ventilator fan's looking good. Look at that. Oh, not golden yellow anymore.

From gold to silver. Beautiful,

looking clean.

Also, I gotta clean out these drawers because they're not usable like this. This is just ridiculous. I don't even use tin foil anymore.

Rubbish.

He's so old as hell.

What's that? I don't even know what that is.

Oh, what's

that?

What are these? What? Ow! Fucking thing. What's that? What are these?

Hydrophobic spray.

Why does it smell like rubbish?

Oh, magnets! That's pretty cool.

I don't know where to stick these.

Hmm.

Oh, this is supposed to go on the freezer.

Look, I think it's That's supposed to go here. Why did it come off? Let's keep the cold air in.

Ah, oh, fucking hell, you fucking bitch!

Now look what you've done, my beans! Floor beans.

You try and fix one thing and you break something else.

Wait, how's this go on?

Oops.

Oh, I got it. Is it supposed to go like that?

Why doesn't it go in?

It isn't. Oh, the ice is blocking it. It's already growing back ice already. I can't believe it. Where's my steamer?

It's not steaming, just shooting water out.

What?

Whoa.

Yeah,

it's supposed to close like that to keep the freezing air in.

Ooh, misty. See, that's supposed to go there and keep the freezer frozen.

Floor beams.

I found the door thing in the cupboard. I forgot I took it out. Because it broke. I didn't break, it just came off.

Now put it back on. Oh look, all the ice is melting! Wow, that's how I'll defrost it next time.

Look at that, that's why my ice lolly wasn't freezing.

Oh, my knees.

I don't know how I was bored before, not knowing what to do.

There's like an infinite thing— number of things to do when you look for them. There's always something to do. I don't know how I kept saying, oh, I don't know what to do. How can you be bored and not do anything?

I'm just not looking hard enough.

Ow, fucking poked me! Damn, these things are sharp. Look at that.

Why are the predators turning on each other?

These would be cool if I needed somewhere to stick my magnet MagSafe stuff to. Maybe a quick break.

Oh,

what

are they arguing about?

They're just a bunch of toxic people. Once they get bored of me, they'll just turn on each other, won't they? Start doxxing each other.

They're all mentally ill. Got nothing better to do with their stupid pathetic lives.

All

right, Golden Idiot 20.

$27. I can't believe I was right.

Oh my God, I sold all mine at $21.

30% missed out, missed out 30% gains.

I'm

done with this.

The sun should be out now.

Stupid curry stains in the fucking shirt. Fucking stains, why don't they come out?

So annoying.

Look,

stupid curry stain.

So annoying.

Why doesn't it come out?

Why does my fucking phone keep locking itself? Oh my fucking God, why can't it just not keep auto-locking after fucking 10 minutes? How do you turn that off?

So irritating.

Stop locking the fucking screen, you stupid fucking Samsung.

It's like a million different settings. Where the fuck is it? Screen timeout, 10 minutes.

Why is 10 minutes the maximum? Why can't I just put never screen timeout?

I don't want screen timeout. I've got to tap the screen every 10 minutes.

So annoying.

I don't know.

I can't get this stupid stain out. It just smears yellow everywhere.

嗯。

IV cam app keeps going into like black screen, and I've got to tap it, and then the phone keeps auto-locking itself every 10 minutes. Be nice if I didn't have to keep tapping the screen over and over and over and over. And then when it does lock itself, then I've got to use my fingerprint unlock it.

Why does it think I want that?

How do you turn it off?

嗯 哼 哼 哼， 嗯 哼 哼 哼。 嗯， 不是 不是 没有 吧？

Why am

I always barefoot? I don't know, it's kind of nice.

Socks just slow me down. Oh no, I didn't think that would happen.

Oops.

Maybe that's not how you do it.

Glass cleaner on the wood.

Genius.

I know.

Hey, hey, yo.

Hmm, maybe I— Wipe the wooden bits.

Da da da da. Da da da da.

Just don't look above the cabinets.

Oh my God! Disgusting.

No, the landlord didn't say anything. The real estate agent said the place is being maintained well. Living room looks great. I'm just bored

and it feels kind of nice to clean stuff,

so now I'm like hooked on cleaning.

Oh yeah, look at

that. Oh,

look at that. This is my new hobby.

I just hope I don't get triggered if I get a dirty girlfriend.

I'll become like one of those OCD people.

Oh,

we're

back. This fireplace is really annoying

with all the grooves on it.

Why'd I delete all my live streams? Well, I'm thinking of slowly dismantling my YouTube channel.

It just doesn't really benefit me. Oh my God.

Ah, that splinter in my heel really hurts when I step on it at a certain angle. I don't know how to get it out. The skin healed over it.

Look, it's completely smooth, but when I step on it, it really hurts.

I don't know how to get it out.

I don't have a needle.

It's like a tiny 1mm little thorn thing.

Yeah, but there's nothing to grip onto.

Maybe it'll just be in there forever.

I don't have time to be sitting here picking my foot. I've got stuff to do.

That stupid spider's already making cobwebs again. Get lost.

They're so lazy,

can't even go out and hunt the food. They just sit there spinning a web.

The webs here— oh God,

spider webs are so annoying.

I thought they're supposed to be biodegradable, but they never seem to go away.

They just stay there forever until you wipe it up,

wipe it off,

wipe it down.

Oh,

my back.

Yeah, so I'm going to dismantle the channel because

these old videos don't make any money. And it increases the chance that I get discovered, which I don't want.

I don't want to be discovered.

Passive income? They don't make any money.

The ones that do make money, I'll leave up, like Elden Ring.

It just doesn't serve any benefit, and it just kind of puts me at risk.

So what's the point?

Channel doesn't— I mean, it does slowly grow. I've got 14— 114,200 subs now, but it doesn't translate to more views.

So I don't know who's subbing because my views aren't going up.

I need toilet.

Going to the toilet really slows down everything.

Hmm, very good.

That corner here is disgusting.

Yeah, I was just— I was excited to come back, but then I can't talk about anything, can I?

Every time I talk about something, it ruins it for me.

I've realized that I just can't really talk about anything.

Jobs, girlfriends, drama. It just gets me into more trouble and makes me lose it. So I'm like slowly rewiring my brain from oversharing back into I'm just not gonna share anything because it's not worth it anymore.

There's nothing to talk about that's fun that I can talk about.

That's what is boring.

That's why all you're going to get is cleaning and drying.

Hold on, I need to make a phone call.

Put on mute.

Testing.

Or is it muted?

Can't let my secret plans be revealed.

No, yeah, maybe I should take the bin off the fridge, but I don't know where else to put it.

Well, if I get another mini fridge and I put it on top of the other mini fridge, then that would be the size of a normal fridge.

I put the rubbish under the clothing.

Her clothing will have such a nice smell.

What a great idea.

My clothing's hanging in the closet. I put the bin— this rubbish is okay because it's not food waste, so it doesn't smell.

What is this closet for then? It's got plugs in it. I thought utilities, maybe. And then where am I supposed to put my clothing?

I'll take the black bins out next Wednesday because they don't come this week.

Oh,

congrats, zoned.

What is it? OG.

Done.

Okay, what next?

This is not good either. The rubbish corner.

Is this supposed to go outside usually? Because then every time I want to chuck something out, I've got to go outside.

What else would look good?

Oh God, it's looking nice though with the drying rack emptied.

These Tupperwares are ugly.

It's not even clean properly. It's all got orange bits of color.

Stupid

curry.

And what is this weird tree?

嗯。

I don't like that corner.

No, she's not coming here.

I'm just cleaning for fun.

Uh, it's all gray on the side.

Curry stain better be gone.

It's gone. Oh no, that's the wrong side.

No, fucking hell, it's still there. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh my fucking hell.

Oh, I hate it so much. I hate it so much.

Why won't it come out? Why won't it come out?

What if I bite it? Yeah, I got Vanish Stain Remover. Look, doesn't do anything.

What's that fucking fly sound?

Why can't they fly more quietly, stupid damn things?

This thing's

massive.

I can't unlock my phone because I've got powder on my thumb. Fucking hell.

I'll put it in again with, uh, detergent as well.

All this because of one little orange spot.

Okay, how do I get 60 degrees?

60. She's gonna use so much water.

She's run the water bill so high.

One cat in the drawer. Are you sure?

Oh, I hate it. You do the washing, the stupid shirt still has a little yellow spot on it.

Market open in 6 minutes.

Curry stains are the worst.

I've gotta just wear a t-shirt that I don't care about when I eat food or make food. I don't know why I'm wearing my favorite t-shirts when I cook and eat.

Yeah, well, if the stain's still— oh no, I definitely put 60 degrees, didn't I? If the stain's still there after I took your advice, then you're all banned.

Everyone banned.

10,000 minutes.

Yeah, I added a wash pod. All that for one t-shirt that's going to get a stain again.

Yeah, I put the detergent pod

I don't know why it's not possible to just clean it in the first go. I already put the powder stuff and the detergent and I rubbed soap into it.

How many fucking times do I have to wash it?

Why is Barrick Gold exploding? Because I sold it.

My washing machine doesn't go up to 90. 60 is the max.

You know, I don't have Barrick Gold, but I got gold ETFs instead. So if Barrick Gold's gonna go up, it's because the gold ETFs are going up.

I've got iShares physical gold ETF.

Hey, so last year you may remember that I was making quite a lot of videos about the stock market and investing, and I was bragging all the time about how much money I was making on stocks. Well, I kind of have bad news. I'm not doing very well with the stocks recently. Well, I haven't been doing well

with the stocks for about 3 months now, and that's kind of why I stopped making videos about the stock market. I kind of, in some cases, a 50% hit, and my stocks were hit particularly. I'm not against the stock market. I simply

Hello and welcome back to a new episode of Cooking with Daniel. So it's been such a long time since I made one of these. It's just been very difficult with family being in the house. The perfect steak.

Okay, so first thing you want to do is cut the steak into smaller chunks so it's easier to manage, and then apply your seasoning. I like salt and pepper, but you can use any kind of seasoning you like. And here we have a big juicy tomato. I find tomato goes very well with steak. Oh, so get your

scissors and— I actually do very well in the market.

I don't know what you're talking about.

In general, I've done better than I've not done. It's just my 2 big losses have been massive compared to my many other wins.

But everything I predicted went up, didn't it?

Gold went up, China went up, Tesla went up. Those were my picks since I had 2 massive losses and then a bit of a loss shorting the market, which didn't do well.

I've only been wrong about 2 things, which was BNGO and Microvision. Everything else I was correct.

I was right about Barrett Gold, wasn't I?

Yeah, I was wrong about 2 meme stocks and then I was right about everything else.

I obviously did predict the market, didn't I? I said gold will go up,

and I said China will go up.

I said crypto will go up. Check my video from Thailand.

I said Bitcoin is going to do the halving and it's go up, and it did go up.

It doesn't really take a genius to predict that inflation is going to get worse. That's why I bought gold.

Why would I nuke my OnlyFans?

It's not really something that's easy to find, whereas YouTube is used by billions of people

and the algorithm can randomly recommend your video to anyone based on the topic. Like, if some person is like really into,

I don't know, PewDiePie, then my video about PewDiePie might at some point be shown to them.

OnlyFans is behind a paywall.

It's not going to just pop up randomly.

YouTube's a threat because a lot of people use it and they get random videos suggested to them. If they're into Japan, there's a chance they might find my channel.

All my Japan videos are kind of a risk.

I've got to take it all down.

Yeah, maybe I will mess up the relationship myself, but I think If it's going to be messed up, I want it to be messed up because of me, not because of some external factor messing it up before

I'm done with it.

If things are going to end, I want it to be on my terms.

Yeah, this is the end, I guess.

It's not worth it anymore.

I'm not trying to go viral. I'm not trying to maintain my brand. I just want it all to go away whilst I just milk whatever's left of it.

I'm just going to milk whatever's left of it and start shutting it down.

I'm not trying to go viral. I'm not trying to get views. I don't care about leaving a mark. I just want it To like not affect my life anymore.

Yeah, like the British Empire didn't go out with a bang, did it? Just slowly started giving back territories and giving independence to countries, slowly backed out until there was nothing left.

I don't make a living with YouTube anymore. I haven't done for 2 months.

And if I had to go back to YouTube because Kick ended, it doesn't make enough money.

Sorry. I'll have to get a job anyway.

Stupid fucking clothing blowing everywhere.

Yeah, I bought clips and pegs. I can't be bothered to peg everything because then I've got to unpeg it.

I just get any job in a shop, petrol station. I just look at what's going on.

Do that for as long as I can before getting fired and then get another job.

That's just how it is.

Why is my fingers— why are they sticky? Why are there cobwebs Everywhere. Oh my God.

Yeah, the guy who streamed his videos in the 7-Eleven, he got fired, didn't he? Because the stupid viewers harassed the 7-Eleven. This is the problem with the internet.

They can't just watch. They gotta watch and fiddle and get involved with people's lives when no one asked them to.

But he got the job back, didn't he?

Posting stuff online is such a liability.

There's so many fucking cunts online that just ruin everything.

Psychos and losers and idiots.

You can't just have fun posting stuff online. You go viral and then you get all these stupid idiots coming after you.

It's not— internet's not safe anymore.

Market's so boring this week, it's like barely moving.

It's not a fake name, it's my middle name. How's it fake? People use their middle names all the time. Why are my fingers sticky?

I guess I'll work out, get that done.

Time to work out.

My fingers are still sticky.

Why am I still sticky after washing?

With soap. It's really annoying me.

That's it.

What? Oh.

Wow,

it's getting better.

Exercise done.

Getting massive. Fingers are Still sticky.

This whole thing is sticky.

Why is everything sticky?

It went up my nose.

Fingers keep getting

sticky.

If they're still sticky, I'm gonna rage.

Look, it's still sticky.

What?

I don't know, I give up. It's still sticky.

How are they still sticky?

Yeah, uh, it's been a hard day.

Still sticky.

Come on, market, do something

boring.

Uh, it's doing that Bart Simpson hairstyle.

Tonight I'll make 10