dont watch testing

What happened? I couldn't connect to the

internet. It said connected but no

internet. What happened to my Wi-Fi?

How to connect to my iPhone hotspot.

Wow, a fishy. What's his name? His name is

Jeremiah Koplinski III.

Well, the Wi-Fi box had a red light on it,

now it has a green light, so I'm guessing

it's working now. Stupid YouTube ended

my stream because I wasn't connected for a

few minutes.

That's why you need an IRL server, but I

cancelled mine.

Jesus Christ.

Is it streaming now?

That was

so random. Why did it just Say no

internet. I bet it works now.

To which government do you owe tax?

Maybe all of them. Maybe Germany as

well. I mean, I did stream in Germany,

didn't I?

Yeah, the Wi-Fi is working now.

Thoughts on Thai political situation? I

don't really know what's happening. I

think there was an election.

Did he not win or what? I don't know,

the elected primer won't get accepted.

Oh, is there going to be another military

coup? Maybe I go livestream the military

coup. Yeah, that'll get me arrested,

won't it?

I finally got up to 70 viewers and now I

lost it all. Thanks for the— thanks for

it.

Disconnecting. Why does it end the stream

just because I'm disconnected? Now I have

to make a new one.

Why don't you do Cooking with Daniel Thai

style? Uh, I don't know

how to make Thai food. I can make

Japanese food and Korean food.

Great content. Well, that's what

the people want, isn't it?

I got more viewers when I was doing that

IRL, got like 90.

I have to sit like this. I need to think

of a better camera setup.

Hopefully my phone signal holds out

I think

it's okay. I'm really upset

my, my market stream looks rubbish, but

then when I left the market, the quality

got really good near the train station.

The entire stream looks terrible.

And my girlfriend said it's because Jat's

Chat Market has bad signal. But I streamed

there and his stream looked fine. He has

like 5 SIM cards.

Oh yeah, Ice doing a road trip again. He

really loves his road trips. I would find

that so boring.

Thailand van trip. Wow, Sam has

10,000 viewers. I want to watch it.

Why is Ice not streaming? I want to see

what he says about the situation. That's

such a racist thing to say. It's so funny

that Ice thinks that white girls in

America are so great, bro.

Bro, don't know what he's saying. Total

IRL. The guy who sucks. The guy who sucks

like an Undertaker dick on Twitter.

Who's he fighting with? I thought that

guy exposed Suspenders for being a snake.

You overfed him? Yeah, I got too many

donos.

If I did another IRL, what would you want

me to do? Not going to any

ladyboy place. I heard— I saw— I heard

Hugh Summer got attacked by a ladyboy

because he was streaming there and they

got mad at him. Not going to any adult

entertainment streets.

I could do a stream after school next

week. Maybe we go, I don't

know, get a haircut. Do you want to see me

get a haircut? My hair

looks so stupid now.

Say, give me the most popular haircut in

Thailand right now. I bet it'll just be

like a fade and then a bit on top. I've

got like a Japanese hikikomori hairstyle

What else does Thailand have to offer?

Well, it has basically anything Japan has.

It's even got a maid cafe. There's a maid

cafe in— I think it's Central World.

They're dressed up as maids. They do like

the kawaii punpun cutesy stuff.

Moe moe. I don't know if they let you

film it or not. Anything you

can think of in Japan, you can do in

Karaoke, sushi.

Sushi is better in Thailand because in

Japan they stopped doing the conveyor belt

sushi because of that kid that spat in the

soy sauce. But in Thailand, they still do

the conveyor belt. I was really annoyed

when I went back to Japan and they didn't

do the little conveyor belt sushi stuff.

That's the whole point of going to

conveyor belt sushi. So you pick it off

the tray, off the, off of the belt.

I don't know, what else is there? So it's

just food markets,

big shopping centers. You can go and see

the Teslas. They got a Tesla exhibition

in— is it

Paragon or Central World? They've got

some Teslas. You could go sit in one of

those. And they've also got BYD

electric cars from China. Big display,

but I don't know if I'd have signal in the

shopping mall, plus security

might kick me out.

And the music— there's going to be music

in there too. All my Japan

streams got, um, copyright claimed and

partially blocked. By Japanese music

companies.

They could just destroy my channel if they

wanted to. Copyright strike me.

YouTube doesn't do anything to protect the

creators from music companies. They should

automatically mute the music. If it

detects music, just automatically mute it.

I'd rather have segments of my stream

muted than have the whole thing not

make any ad money or get partially

blocked.

Even Sam Pepper said he's gonna move to

Thailand. He said he's gonna buy an

apartment. Why would you buy one?

Just rent one.

Sandpepper must be loaded if he just buys

an apartment.

I would not want to buy property. It

sounds like such a headache. Number one,

I can't buy one. You need to be Thai, so I

don't know how he's buying one. Probably

has a Thai friend. Thai fighter.

Sandpepper and his girlfriend really love

Thailand.

Suspenders moved here. Ice says he wants

to move to Japan. He said the

entertainment— entertainer's visa is like

$20K.

I don't even have enough money to buy an

apartment. Even in Thailand.

I think this apartment I'm living in, the

owner actually lives next door. She's a

lady. And I think my girlfriend asked her

how much it cost for her to buy this

apartment. And I think she said it was

like 5 million baht,

which is 5

million baht in US dollars.

$144,675.92. $140,000? No,

can't be that much.

No, can't be $5 million.

Must be like $2 million. It's probably

like $50,000, $60,000.

I don't even have $60,000. I've got I've

got barely $20,000,

£18,700 in US dollars.

That would be $24,500. I've only got

$24,000, plus I'm gonna lose it all soon

because I've got to pay tax.

I could probably buy some crappy apartment

outside of Bangkok.

The fish glitched. Oh yeah, it looks like

it's frozen.

Why is it so frozen? Ah, it's moving.

It likes sitting on top of the little

leaves.

Maybe it's

starved of oxygen, so it's staying at the

surface. How do I make it more oxygenated?

I've already got a pump thing.

I think going to the school is definitely

helping with my anxiety. Like I did that

stream 2 days ago walking around the

market and I held the camera in my hand

with my selfie stick. You might think

that's nothing, but before I was hiding

the camera in my bag strap and scared to

stream. I just walked around the market

holding it like, like a vlogger with my

selfie stick and I felt free.

Fine. I didn't really feel nervous. I

think that's thanks to going to the class.

I think going to the classroom, having to

interact with people, is definitely making

me less afraid. I would love to just be

fearless and do— well, not super crazy,

but like crazier stream interactions.

Maybe practice more of my Thai,

Thai language.

Wasn't there some big highway motorway

thing that collapsed in Bangkok recently?

Now I think about it, when I was on the

train, I saw smoke coming

out from the distance. Bellowing out into

the sky. I don't know if that was it. Was

that it, or was it just like a random

fire? I thought it was clouds, but it was

coming from the ground, not from

the sky, and it was moving very quickly

like smoke.

You know, they say having money gives you

opportunities, opens more doors. I

actually think having no money or less

money gives you more opportunities. For

example, if I had money, I would have just

got the Thai Elite Visa and not gone to

school and not had this

new experience, and I would have just

carried on staying inside. Being bored.

But since I got no money, I had to get the

school visa, which means I have to go to

school. And that's an experience I

wouldn't have had if I had money.

Also, having no money means you have to go

to school or go to work, which means

you're going to get new experiences and

meet people. If I had loads of money, I

wouldn't do anything because I wouldn't

have to. I'd just sit here playing

whatever, watching porn and stuff.

I wouldn't do anything with the money.

That's the problem. I wouldn't have any

business ideas to use the money for.

I feel like I should get my IRL server

back for the disconnect protection. I had

nearly 80 viewers and then disconnected.

I had to make a new stream.

Now they're gone.

But it's, it's like $90 a month just to

have that server.

I didn't need it last time.

I don't know why my house Wi-Fi just

turned itself off randomly.

Am I still doing dumb things? Uh, kind of.

But I canceled— I messaged the IRL

streaming server guys for a refund and

they canceled my server, and then I went

out and did an IRL. Doesn't make any

Why did you buy a fish? I like fish.

It's nice to have something to look after.

It creates a feeling of wholesomeness.

Look, he can see my hand.

Oh, my hand looks like a massive snake.

That must be terrifying. Look at this.

Imagine this coming towards you. Do do do

do. Oh! Oh!

Does he think it's like a massive mouth?

Trying to eat him.

There's something nice about having a pet

fish. You can't touch it or play with it

like a cat or dog. You just kind of look

at it and then feel relaxed.

I think it's like an ASMR thing. You just

look at it and And it makes you feel at

peace, which I don't

know, cats do the same thing. Like you

look at a sleeping cat on your lap and it

relaxes you. Dogs, I don't really see dogs

as a pet that relaxes you because they're

always so hyper, hyperactive.

Poor fish. Why? I saved him from the

Yeah, in the market they're all in this

tiny little bottle.

Must be boring being a fish though.

Imagine your entire life is just in a

tank. All you can do is swim

around in a circle. Don't they get bored?

What do they do for fun? You can't do

anything as a fish. You just look for

food. You can't hold things.

They don't catch or chase things.

I guess they chase other fish for fun.

Look, he's taking some air. Did you see

that? He just took some air from the

surface. Does that mean the water doesn't

have enough oxygen?

How do you get oxygen into the water?

Blow some bubbles?

Is it just one fish? Yeah.

Do you think it can see itself in the

reflection and it thinks it's another

fish? Because that's not going to be good

for it. He likes to hide

The pump's not enough for the tank, but

the fish shop person looked at my tank

and recommended this one for me.

This is the smallest tank they had there.

So if it's not good enough for the

smallest tank, then what kind of tank is

it supposed to be for? Like a bottle?

Well, the good thing about these fish is

they actually have— they're not lungs,

but they're kind of like lungs. They can

take air from the surface.

I think their natural habitat is like a

muddy puddle.

Is it streaming?

Yeah,

it's streaming.

Jesus, 30 viewers today.

So bad.

Maybe doing some IRL to get people to

watch again.

The pump is— yeah, the little

valve thing is fully open.

It's like my pump in Japan was

this little square plastic thing inside of

the tank and and it blew bubbles out, but

this one is like a cascading waterfall and

it hangs off the back of the tank and

there's like a waterfall of water flowing

into the tank.

Oh, thanks, Johnny. Just sent you an

email. Would you be interested in doing a

collab stream? Uh, what kind of collab?

We just talk?

I did think about doing like a voice

chat for streams, but I'm too

shy. I feel like I'd be too nervous.

I thought I could put my phone number on

the stream and then people could just

phone the phone number. But then

that would cost people money, so they

wouldn't phone it.

You did the whole interview with Elvis.

Yeah, and I felt really nervous. I look

and sound stupid.

I hated it when I didn't know what to say,

and then I do that— I do that weird smile.

Like, uh, I don't know.

And then I do that nervous laugh. I

watched back the interview and I really

hated it whenever I did that.

I do like this really big grin, like,

like that when I'm nervous and I

don't know what to say.

It just looks weird.

No, it's a pump. It says on the box that

it's a pump,

and it's got a filter inside of the tank

that hangs off the back.

He asked me really hard questions like,

do you love your wife?

I really hate using the L word. Is anyone

else saying— does anyone else hate saying

that they love something like

a person. I can say, oh, I love,

I love my Switch OLED. But when it comes

to saying I love a person, I really hate

it. Just, it feels kind of gay,

like sappy, soppy.

I would never say I love my mum. Or like,

oh, bye, Mom, I love you. So cringe.

I never told anyone I love them.

And my girlfriend gets mad at me. Because

I never say I love her.

And then she asks me, do you love me? And

I'm like, I guess. And then she gets more

Dun dun dun dun.

Oh, thanks, Johnny.

Just from home online, no pressure.

You're pretty good at streaming.

I don't know about that.

People say my streams are boring.

The hell? 13 viewers? What is going on?

Yeah, just from home. Online, no pressure.

You're pretty good at streaming. I just

want learn from you. Maybe could

think about it.

Is my stream offline or something? It says

15 viewers.

Oh my God.

That is insane.

Holy crap, 16 viewers.

There must be some kind of glitch.

Stream's bugging out.

I don't know if people are still on the

other stream that ended.

I could probably switch back to my house

Wi-Fi and it'll be better. Let me switch

Is it working?

Testing.

Okay, switch back to the house Wi-Fi. It

should be better now.

Okay, switch back to the— hopefully

that will be fine.

Should make some videos tomorrow.

Can I think of anything interesting

though?

How are your paintings going? I kind of

got bored of painting. I still have the

same painting up there from before.

Yeah, I got bored. Painting's too hard.

Painting landscapes is not too hard, but I

really want to paint faces,

but it's just so difficult without being

able to erase or move stuff around.

I go through hobbies really quickly.

I'll get really into something and then

I'll ditch it after a few weeks. Faces are

so hard because you need, you need to have

each feature down where it should be

before you start painting it.

And I, I find it really hard to place the

eyes so they're not looking

weird.

No, I don't play banjo. That was one of my

hobbies that lasted 2 weeks.

I wonder if I can train the fish so when

it hears the donation sound It knows

it's gonna get a treat. I forgot to give

Damn, 21 viewers. Yeah,

100K subs, 20 viewers.

Oh my God,

I had 80 and then the stupid thing

disconnected and then everyone left.

Didn't come back.

See, because I'm streaming at an odd time.

Could be. Also, it could be because I

disconnected. Usually when you disconnect

and the stream ends, you gotta make a new

one. You lose half

the viewers that you had on the previous

one. That's why everyone has a server, an

IRL server. So when it disconnects, it

just shows a message and it doesn't end

the stream. I thought I'd be fine because

I'm using house Wi-Fi.

This is the only time I can stream. I

can't stream in the morning because I've

got school. I can't stream in the evening

because then my girlfriend's here.

So the stream would have to be really

exciting for people to want to stay up to

watch it, which is just not Oh

well,

I think the highest amount of viewers I

had last was the Scottish girl phone

call. I think I had nearly 400 viewers,

or like 300. People really love drama,

especially if it's on camera,

like a face-to-face confrontation.

Oh, if I stream on Instagram, how many

viewers do you think I'll get if I stream

on Instagram? I could go live now on my

Because I feel like my Instagram's more

active. How do you even go live?

Live. How many

viewers do you think I get on Instagram?

I'm just going live on everything. How do

I do it? Camera enable.

Where should I put it? I'll point it at

the fish tank. Where's my

tripod?

Wait, it has to be portrait mode or what?

I think it has to be portrait mode.

Has the taxman told you what your

punishments are? No, not yet. They're

still trying to determine if I was

tax-exempt or not.

Fishy fish is famous now. Actually, I

could just prop it up against the glass,

couldn't I? Like this.

Okay, that's pretty close.

That's too close now. I can just put it

like— It

says checking connection. Wow, I'm live on

Instagram! How many viewers do you think

I'll get on Instagram?

Maybe Instagram algorithm is not crap like

YouTube.

Hello, welcome to my stream.

Stream. Oh, I got 10 viewers. Oh, I got

16. Hey guys,

why aren't you watching my YouTube stream?

Do you like my fish?

I got 20 viewers on Instagram.

How do I check my stream on Instagram?

Do you remember when Chihiro was doing

Instagram streams? That was so weird.

How do I watch my own stream? Did I change

my YouTube name? No.

Still hiding in my room.

Do you like my new fish?

I can't watch my own Instagram Live, can

I?

Can you see me?

The fish has 2 streams pointing at it now.

Wow, my fish is famous.

I can't find you on YouTube anymore. It's

hiding in my room. Just search it and

you'll see it.

I don't know what to call my fish yet.

What should I name my fish?

Are you shadow banned on YouTube? Could

be.

How do I watch my own stream? I can't see

Now the Instagram thing's not working.

Maxed out at 20, 23 viewers, now it's

dropped down to 15. No, it seems that all

my platforms are dead. YouTube is still

the least dead one. I guess when

you die on YouTube, you die on everything.

Disappointing.

Yeah, maybe I'll go live on TikTok.

We got 10 viewers now. 9.

Well, that sucked.

Go live on TikTok next.

I guess when you die on your main

platform, then you die everywhere.

What's my TikTok hiding in my room?

21 viewers now. Oh my God,

I'm going to be broke.

This is actually the end of my channel.

Okay, well, end the stream on Instagram.

Let's go live, go live on TikTok.

How desperate can we get?

TikTok. How'd you go live

on TikTok?

Just says camera and templates.

Oh, I'm not logged in. I think I forgot

my, my password.

Can't be bothered.

Guess how much money my channel made this

month? Well, in the last 28

$515.

I am screwed.

I can't believe it just— I can't believe

it came to this, really. I knew it was

gonna fall off at some point, but to fall

off this hard is kind of shocking.

Girlfriend might breathe some life into

the channel. Hmm, I did ask her

if she wanted to stream with me.

She said she's shy.

I don't really want to stream with her

though. It would be hard.

It would be, it would be a struggle to

have any kind of interesting conversation.

It would just be like me saying what half

the time and then her saying huh.

I think the fish tank is, is making the

stream suffer.

I think it would have been better if I

just showed my face.

May I just put the camera back to where it

You people are so fussy.

There's that. Better. Can't do anything,

can I?

Maybe I put the fish tank in here.

No more fish. Would you still do

YouTube just as a hobby, or is it more of

a bother to you? If it

made $0, then no, I wouldn't even do it as

a hobby. It's pretty boring.

I've been doing this for 8 years, you

know, and my first video was in 2015.

So yeah, 8 years.

It's pretty damn boring making videos, to

be honest. What is fun to

do for 8 years straight? Nothing, really.

I'll change the thumbnail.

I'm just trying to find any kind of way

that making videos could be fun, and I'm

just not seeing it.

What would I do? To make a fun video if I

could do anything.

Starts with a P, ends with an N.

That would be the only exciting thing.

If it's not exciting to do, then I find it

boring. How is making videos exciting?

It's not really. I mean, you'd have to

do exciting stuff, I guess you would say.

Maybe the IRL was more fun to do.

Maybe I'll try IRL again.

IRL.

Oh, maybe I'll get a haircut. Would you

watch me have a haircut?

My hair looks so bad now. It looks like,

like a hobbit. Bilbo Baggins hairstyle.

Eat the Burger King cheese sandwich.

Could do. That thing looks

disgusting.

No, animation is hard. I tried an

animation. It's just trying to make

something look like it's walking is so

Oh my god, what happened? I lost all my

My girlfriend's gonna be pissed. You made

me wait downstairs just for 20 viewers?

Oh my God, that Sushi Vlogs

gets 2,000.

Why hasn't Ben Dean made a video about the

cheeseburger? He could go viral.

That's his thing.

His entire channel is him eating burgers.

I find it frustrating when people try and

give me ideas and then they get mad

because I don't listen to the idea.

I just don't think the idea would work,

or I've already tried the idea and it

So what would be the opposite of the, the

easiest strategy? What would you think is

the hardest strategy that I could try?

And don't say animation. Tried that,

flopped.

Fake drama series.

I could say my girlfriend kicked me out

and then I'll get a tent. And make a video

in a tent. The sad thing is that probably

would do better than anything else I have

in mind. Would do better than this stupid

fish stream. Actually, just faking a

complete series would probably do better

than anything.

What if I move to a different country?

It's more about grinding. I don't know,

I think if you grind hard

making videos that suck, then you're

just grinding for nothing. If I made

videos about my fish for a year, do you

think it would ever take off like that

Floo the Blowhorn Blowfish guy?

I feel like if it's an idea that would

work, then it wouldn't take years to work.

It would just work within a few weeks.

Your content is just stale. Well, yeah, I

don't know what else to do.

I have to make videos, I guess. That's the

only way. But it has to be about something

trending.

I don't want to give up on myself.

I mean, I gotta give up making videos

about myself, so I can't think of

Don't you have to pay tax on the

donations? Yeah, I gotta pay tax on

everything. It all adds up.

And then it's labeled as YouTube income.

But at this rate, I mean, I'm making like,

what, $500 a month?

That's under the tax-free allowance, so I

don't even have to pay tax. It's like

$6,000 a month.

The main channel is really suffering. I

haven't had a big video since,

since Zelda came out and the

ROG Ally. It's 2 months of nothing.

My last big video was, um,

yeah, Do Not Buy Zelda. That was

back in May. There's just nothing.

No games, anything. The internet, the

world is dead.

What can I tell people not to buy?

Do not buy Any

new games coming out?

I go on Steam and there's nothing.

Counter-Strike, Team Fortress 2, these are

all old games. FIFA 23.

Top sellers: Counter-Strike,

Baldur's Gate. Oh, is that new? When's

Oh, that's old, 2020. I thought that's

Dave the Diver.

There's no AAA games.

I need games to get views now.

Make good content. Okay.

Why didn't I think of that before?

About what? I don't know what to make good

content about.

I used to make good content about my,

my personal experiences in life, but I

already talked about everything.

I cannot be bothered.

Telling the story of how I had to make tea

at my dad's company for the 500th time.

Chris doesn't make anything to do with

trends. Yeah,

because he makes good videos and he built

a huge audience that love his stuff. My

videos suck. They're not funny.

They're not fun to watch.

I haven't got any witty jokes or

information to tell you.

Chris's streams are pretty boring though.

It's usually just him saying what

the, the best top 5 places in Tokyo are

to visit,

but he gets like 8,000 viewers because

they love him. Yeah, I know,

if you make good stuff the people will

come. But it's not easy to make good

stuff. Can't just say, oh, okay, I'm gonna

make good stuff today. I tried copying

Chris. I got 6K views. My trip to

Phuket. I copied his intro style with

catchy music. I put all the highlights in

the first 40 seconds for the intro. It got

7,000 views.

Rubbish. Being a travel vlogger is hard

when you hate traveling. I hate traveling

so much.

It's so boring. You just sit in a plane or

a bus half the day, and then you get to

the place and it's, I don't know, it's

full of tourists. The food's expensive

and it's not even good food. I can make

better food than a restaurant can,

because I make it how I like it.

If you hate it, why do you want to do it?

I don't know. Why do I want to do travel

vlogging when I hate it? Why do I want to

do IRL when I hate IRL?

You know what would be great? If I could

just sit here and fall asleep.

Would you watch this?

That's what I want to do.

Actually, I just want to watch Ice stream

right now, to be honest. I have some

Is Ice streaming yet? Oh, Ice is

streaming. I might go now.

Watching, watching Ice makes me want to do

IRL. Watching Bob Ross makes me want to do

painting. Watching this Japanese manga

artist makes you want to do manga art.

Why do I just want to do whatever I see

people doing? Whenever I watch Ice, I'm

like, oh my god, I want to do IRL.

I get so easily influenced. I was watching

Bob Ross and I bought a load of paints.

And then I realized I suck at it and then

gave up. And then I do IRL, realize I suck

at it too. And I realize I just suck at

everything. And I just want to curl up in

a ball and die. Life is boring when you

just suck at everything.

Probably was the slums because it looked

like they had— where's Ice now? Like,

they had like weird like pathways. It was

all very tight. I think it was the slums,

but I think Ice actually enjoys streaming.

It didn't feel dangerous. It just— yeah,

that's the thing though. If you don't

enjoy doing it, you won't be able to keep

doing it.

I want to buy that camera that he uses so

I can use my live view.

Maybe I do IRL again. What about Monday?

Saturday I'm gonna make videos about

something. I gotta think of something.

This is getting ridiculous.

I need to put a video out to get some

views. I don't care

what it's about.

What about why I

hated my ex-wife?

My arrow always looks bad. I don't know

why I can't figure out how to do it.

It's either really shaky or really low

quality. Why is

it so hard?

What are you doing? You should say kun

tamurai, not what are you doing.

What is

she doing? Plucking the grass?

Get a new setup. I wasted so much money

trying to get a good setup. I bought a

LiveU Solo, bought a new phone,

uh, I bought all these SIM card bonding

services.

I need to get that little white Sony

camera and— I don't know.

Should I buy it? Nah, I'll just waste my

money again. Wow, Sam Pepper has

more viewers than Ice.

That must piss Ice off so much.

How does Sam have more viewers?

Ice has a LiveU and a little white Sony

camera, but I

think he has the LiveU Pro so

he can have like 5 SIM cards or something.

Yeah, I says the same thing about Thai

food that I say. Yeah,

all the vegetables and fruit here look

really weird, like alien

fruit.

What is this place? Hello, how you doing?

Hello, what is this place? A printing

shop? Printing shop. Okay,

PC shop. Oh,

how you doing? Hello. All right,

why does he have white stuff on his face?

I don't know what's going on today.

I got that 360 camera. I made a review and

it got— I think it got 90K views and

made like $400.

And then I sold it in Japan.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Thank you. How you doing? It's kind of a

risk though, so if it didn't get views,

then I would have wasted my money.

Luckily it got views.

What's that camera Sam

uses? DJI. I think it's a DJI

Action. I've got one of those at home,

actually. I got the old one.

Can you get free stuff to review? No,

not big enough.

I did have a few Chinese companies ask me

to, to review Like

a Steam Deck battery bank thing. Oh, look

at that, Chris Travels guy's with them.

Don't they hate him because he got them

arrested?

A kid— I didn't buy anyone shit, but the

kid said I was like a cool guy, whatever.

They said I looked like a rock.

I'm gonna guess that's really hot too,

eh? I'm gonna get a coconut. Can I have a

coconut? Hey, what's up? I like your

outfit. Can I have a coconut?

Oh my God, Sam Pepper sounds

so dumb when he says hello in Thai. Why

does he say it like that? Why does he say

so many like that? Literally no

Thai people say it like that.

So when he get— he's saying car instead of

crab as well.

I think they're trying to sound like the

women. They hear the women, they think,

oh, that's what men should sound like as

well.

Suspenders keeps saying kop kun ka as well

instead of kop kun kap.

Suspenders is terrible at languages.

And didn't he live in Japan for like eight

years, and all he can say is "ちょっと待ってね."

You know you're not hiding your identity

from anyone. Clearly, they know it's you.

You have a selfie stick and an iPad right

here. You're not— it's like putting on a

fake mustache. No, they're gonna look for

the guy with the selfie stick and the

It looks like you have a fake mustache on.

It's not gonna hide right there. If you

learn from a female teacher— yeah, it is a

bit of a problem that most of the teachers

are female.

Kimberly, I went into a slump.

The American guy cracks me up at school

because the teacher teaches us

how to do the high tone, but she's got a

woman's voice, so her voice is high like a

woman. But then the American guy tries to

make a woman's voice to do the high tone,

and he's like, ah,

no, not the other Daniel, the other

American guy.

We need to hear what a Thai man sounds

like. Thai men

don't sound like the women do.

The women screech more.

The men have more Like,

they don't elongate the vowels so much.

Jesus, Ice is covered in sweat.

Oh, they're at that train thing that

passes through the village. She said it's

in this market, the Angela.

Hell yeah! Damn, I like this song.

Yeah, shout out to David for the 35

viewers.

Markets all sell the same stuff. I swear

they're saying clothes and everything.

What is that, parrots? What the

heck? Why you walking around with parrots?

I feel like when Sam Pepper says hello in

Thai, he's trying to sound like a woman

because that's where he learned it from.

Well, even Chris Travels has a nice

setup. Well, everyone has nice setups and

I can't get damn streams to look good.

Are they all using LiveUs or what? Sam's

got 2 dongles. And he's got like an

antenna sticking out of his backpack.

I hate doing IRL because it's stressful

to, to get the setup working.

Passion. Why? I don't know.

I think he doesn't like his voice. I think

that's what he said. What?

What?

People keep saying Kim's pretty. That must

be so weird.

Asian people love Girls like Kimberly

because they look so blonde and white.

Where are you reading chat? On YouTube.

Yeah, I know that, but there's no such

thing as superpowers.

I mean, that's not how powers work.

Sorry, it's all— it's the ambulance

scam, dude.

Yeah, actually you're right.

So what happened to the suspenders? Do

they all hate him now because he was a

snake?

I mean, we'll see,

we'll see. If it's like emeralds and

sapphire, that'd be cool.

Hey, villain of autism,

it's gonna give me a power, a defense

amulet. Oh,

whatever,

dude. Why do we

have to go to Another

stamp for that. Yo, you chilling? She

chilling, bro. Take you to a

temple.

I was at a temple earlier. Smells like

ass here. Oh yeah, like a fucking

dead fish or something.

What happened to my Thailand IRL? Yeah, I

don't like fish markets. They're fucking

smell like shit. Oh, there is.

It's nice. It's just a bit heavy. My first

IRL in Thailand got eight thousand views.

I just wonder. I need to feel the live

view and make sure it's not like super

overheating. I think it's all right. Got

four fans going inside of it.

This is the most uncomfortable walking

path of all time.

I've researched it. The market came first,

but they should have just moved it after

the government built the, uh, the train

Yeah, then they built the tracks through

it. Yes. Beer, beer.

Before I came to Thailand, the streams

were still getting sometimes over 10K

views, but only when I put wife in the

title. Why I Regret Cheating My Wife 247

Times. Why I Want to Go Back, Get Back

with My Ex-Wife got 14,000 views on the

live stream. Oh my God,

it made— it made $70 on ads.

Yeah, there's no way his streams are

getting 10K views anymore.

The channel was doing a lot better before

Thailand. Why is chat so dead?

I don't know, it's only 27 people.

I think they fell asleep.

What's up, bro? Where'd you get these?

You have one for gambling.

Gambling. You have to look for the ones

with cocks on it. The cocks are the ones—

chickens? No, no, dicks. No, the ones with

dicks are the ones that are good for like

gambling. Liar. No, I'm not fucking lying,

dude. This isn't even like jewelry,

dude. No, no, you make it into jewelry.

They're just rocks.

I do not really want to wear any of that.

It's just like pictures of monks and

stuff. It's like just pictures of monks

that you— but I put on my neck and clothes

and glass. Like, that all closed.

Well, well, well. What the hell,

Sam? I feel like coming to Thailand

really killed the channel, looking back at

the numbers. What's that? Storage?

Oh, what is— what's over here? What is

this flooded house? Oh,

interesting. I was still getting like 12,

12K views on the streams back in England

last year.

It's my birthday got 12K views,

2022. This is exactly what I wanted. This

dance, this dance.

What do you think, Kimberly? Romantic,

huh?

What? Sad and Alone on Valentine's in My

Cabin got 15K views.

What?

Why did the channel die so much in just a

Fast. My response to my ex-wife's new

boyfriend got 20K views.

7-hour livestream in Manchester. That was

when the wife drama still kind of worked.

That was 2021, wasn't it?

And then I did that dressing up as a girl

stream stuff.

Yeah, the Manchester views don't look so

bad now compared to now.

I think I'm gay got 29,000 views

Jesus,

gay and ex-wife stuff.

Probably won't work again though.

Another person saying Kimberly's

beautiful. The hell is wrong with them?

Kimberly's not that beautiful. She's not

like Taylor Swift.

No one said I look handsome. No,

but children,

unfortunately.

I was gone for a bit. What happened? The

stream died and then everyone left and

didn't come back.

I think they were bored of the fish.

I lost connection, the stream ended, and

then I made a new one, and then they

didn't come back. Now I'm like sad.

My ex-wife is gay. Yeah,

next stream. Why my ex-wife is gay

and black.

Now I'm just looking at my old streams,

seeing how many views they used to get and

feeling sad.

I'm broke, gay, and black. What else can

I do?

Is the stock market open?

I can't believe Tattooed Chef.

Oh my God. Tattooed Chef is nearly at

zero. When's it going to get delisted?

What a stupid company.

They're now $0.10 a share.

Remember all those YouTubers saying, oh,

Tattooed Chef is going to be a $100 stock.

How about a stream titled We Got Married

with that same thumbnail of you smiling?

Oh, thanks. Uh,

I don't know if my girlfriend would be

happy if I clickbait marriage.

Oh, I have to talk about the marriage

thing.

Next stream I gotta do a clickbait title.

30 viewers, unacceptable.

I need to do something weird again, like

my girlfriend is gay.

Why I'm gay? I don't know.

I need drama.

What if

I get a wig? Because that kind of works

last time as well, didn't it, when I

dressed up as a girl? What if I

get a wig and then say something like,

why I'm a ladyboy? In Thailand. I wonder

if she'd get mad at that.

Yeah, next time I see a wig, I might,

might buy it.

Let's see what's over here.

Look, there's a temple. And by the way,

look, the ferry went across the river.

The girls are telling me that I was cute.

What girls? Right there. There were no

girls. Let's get a picture of this cult

like the rest of us. Why can't you take a

picture with your kids? Oh, are those the

girls sailing? The fuck? What are they

running for? The hell? My back

fucking like weird looking. What the

fuck's going on? Fine.

My girlfriend, my wife is mad because I'm

a ladyboy.

There was another school, they were

playing drums. I don't want to turn my

life into a living nightmare again just to

get the views up.

So annoying when people are mad at you.

I think I'll just stream another 30

minutes, let my girlfriend come back up.

Oh, I didn't take anything out the

freezer. I better take something out for

Nope,

I'm gonna make pork

stir-fry. With maybe

tandoori chicken.

Do you have financial struggles or bored

with a low view count?

Bored. I think I'm more bored,

more upset with the boredom than

the financial side of it. I'm not

struggling financially, it's just a bit

scary though.

I need a new video game to come out.

I'm really hoping Starfield is gonna get

me some big numbers.

Diablo is kind of dead now. I don't think

Path of Exile 2 is coming out this month.

I think it got delayed.

I already did Final Fantasy. It flopped.

I think it got 4K views.

Oh damn, those Oreos are good. My

barbarian build got 42,000 views now.

Thank God for the second channel. The

second channel now makes more money than

the main channel.

But I mean, Diablo Barbarian build videos

really saved my backside this month.

If it wasn't for Diablo, I'd be really

panicking.

Maybe I can make more Diablo videos.

Armored Core 6, when's that coming

out?

Armored Core 6, ooh, Fires of

Rubicon, 25th of August.

Ah, that's ages away. I need July, game in

July. But yeah, I'll definitely try this.

This looks cool. FromSoftware.

Oh, so what is it, like a Souls game with

mechs? How's that going to work?

I can keep saying this is like a rubbish

version of Elden Ring with robots. I

haven't done a game review in ages.

Did Street Fighter 6, that got Wow,

that got 9K views.

Zelda did really well for me, so May and

June was good. Diablo did good for June

and July, beginning of July,

but I'm kind of struggling now.

Yeah, I could do— I could cover the new