life in japan is getting worse [oQh1UYmoJaA]

Testing.

Is it working?

Oh my God, why are they shouting?

Um.

I'm trying out this new thing with

a different app. Hopefully it won't

overheat like before.

Don't know if it'll work. So instead of

doing split app with the YouTube app, I

put the Chrome browser with the chat.

Okay, so I've got a 15-kilometer walk back

to my home. I hope that sounds

interesting.

Oh, what? I don't

think my new idea is gonna work.

Don't know why the browser thing keeps

pinging. Where did you go? That is

top secret. I had business in Osaka.

But I didn't really want to stream it

because it was boring. Look, the sakura is

still blooming. Well, it's finished

blooming now. It's going green now.

Take a swim. Um, no.

I've got bad news.

Very bad news.

So, the tax people have told me when I

need to pay my penalty by— it's not good.

I've got 3 weeks to pay the penalty.

£6,100.

With my mum to see if she can lend me more

So if she lends me the money, it means I

owe her £10,000.

I said to her I could pay her back £1,000

a month when I get back to the UK,

because then I'll just focus on grinding

videos and not going out.

But even then, it will take 10 months

before I can pay her back. Nearly a year,

isn't it? Can't really save up for another

trip if I'm paying out 1,000 a month.

More tax? It's not tax, it's just penalty

for the tax I didn't pay on time.

But after that, then it's basically done,

all the tax stuff. It's just I owe another

£6,000.

Wow, Sakura looks nice.

Oh my God, oh, it's blowing everywhere.

It's like it's snowing.

Sell stock? I said I don't— I said to

her I don't want to sell my stock cuz I'm

very confident on gold. Hold on, let me—

is the mic too loud? Hold on, I still have

it booted boosted from when me

and Blood Bucket streamed. I put it back

to normal.

Do tax donation goal. I don't

think people were very excited to donate

towards paying my tax. I put like

meet some weirdo goal,

not mentioning any names.

Stop buying new gadgets. I haven't bought

any new gadgets in ages. What are you

talking about? Although there is a phone

I'm interested in. Have you heard of it?

It's called the Red Magic Pro 9. It's got

a built-in fan because it's like a gaming

phone. My phone keeps overheating and

then it crashes the Split app. Tell us

about your top secret mission. Oh,

thanks, Daniel Ford. Can't really talk

about it, super secret.

It looks fugly. What, the Red Magic Pro?

I think it's pretty cool. It's like a

little square rectangle box, very flat

around the edges, but it's got a built-in

fan which I'm really interested in. But I

don't think it's worth buying a new phone

just for so I can do split app, although I

really need split app so I don't

have to hold 2 phones in each hand.

Blood Bucket said she found it on the

Japan version of eBay for about ¥100,000.

¥100,000 is like $600. It's pretty cheap

secondhand. I feel bad for Sunny.

She paid for everything and you used her

for content. You were so cheap and

pathetic. Are people just being stupid on

purpose? She didn't pay for everything. I

paid for everything on our first meeting.

I paid for the drinks and the karaoke,

which I'm totally fine with because she

helped me make a good stream. But I don't

want people saying that I didn't pay for

anything when I did. And then I paid for

all the yakiniku. She said she'll pay me

back the other half next time we meet.

What are you guys going on about? He made

another video slagging you off. What for

this time?

Don't know what his problem is. I was as

friendly and as polite as I could be.

It's not my fault I'm not interested.

Thought everyone's seen my most popular

video by now, even the explain in that

video that I'm only interested in meeting

women, and I'm pretty sure he's seen it,

so I don't know why he's misunderstanding.

Saying you are unfriendly? Well, yeah,

I am unfriendly.

I wasn't rude though. I was pretty— I

think I was pretty polite.

I saw this boat earlier. It was full of

gaijins and they were having like a

barbecue party on the boat. Really

enjoying life, aren't they? It's a nice

area here.

Pretty good place to bring a date to, if

that was what I was doing, which

definitely not.

Nice sakura trees.

What area is this? I don't know. It's near

Osaka Castle, I think.

You said you were only interested in

meeting women, but you were okay with

meeting the gay Japanese guy and ladyboys.

If anything, you're just straight up gay

and don't want to admit it. I meet— I

would meet women and gay guys and

famous guys. Straight normal guys

they're like right at the bottom of the

list of people I want to meet.

I like gay guy because he's, he's a fun

guy to be around and he's like full of

positive energy and good vibes and he

doesn't slag me off and he gives a good

Boris Johnson. And honestly, the gay guy

is more attractive than probably 80% of

the women I've dated,

which sounds pretty gay. Damn, look at all

the cherry trees.

Maybe this time we do the full, full

version. Not— the

main goal is I want to try and get him on

stream and meet Blood Bucket because I

think it would be funny.

If not, just hanging out would be fine.

Be cool to see him again. I liked him.

Maybe we can like meet off camera and then

I ask him, and the next day we could do a

stream or do something. Or maybe I can

just introduce him to Blood Bucket and we

just hang out without any cameras. That

could be fun too.

How long will I be in Japan for? About

another 8 weeks, 2 months left.

I think my plan's working.

I'm not sure. I think using YouTube and

the streaming app at the same time

overheats the phone, but it's not really

hot now because it's nighttime, so I'm not

sure. There's this external fan

you can buy for phones, but if I use that,

I can't plug in my— I mean, I can't attach

my selfie stick. So I don't

know, unless I could super glue the selfie

stick to the bottom of the fan, but the

bottom of the fan has the charging port.

Unless I flip it upside down, but then you

got to plug in a charger into the fan as

well. It's kind of fiddly, weird.

Stream titles are too repetitive. Well,

I don't know what else to put. Walking

along the river That would really get

people to click, would it? I have massive

life update.

Blood Bucket tweeted that you are a leech

and sociopath and then deleted it. Her

true feelings of you are coming out.

Everyone gets tired of you eventually and

leave you. You are just a disgusting human

being to be around, stalker Daniel. I

don't think she deleted it cuz it was

still there when I checked.

No, I shouldn't say leech. It said isoro,

which means freeloader. Did you ever watch

Japanese Granny Prawn? It's kind of hot.

Reminds me of Mommy BB.

Um, Granny is a bit too old.

I prefer more like mother age.

Granny age is like 70 plus.

I think if I follow this river It will

lead me back to Yodogawa.

Goddamn, this place is nice. How come I've

never been here before?

Problem is the chat's kind of small. Zoom

up.

I didn't even know Blood Bucket had a

Twitter. I'm not really upset

about Twitter. I think it's funny that she

tweets about me so much.

Oh, thanks, Gia. Have you eaten yet? I had

sushi. I'm not really hungry right now.

Are these planes landing at Itami?

Because Itami is kind of

far. Like three-hour walk.

I don't know where else it'd be landing.

Can't be landing at the international

airport. Oh well, thanks,

Mister. If the Japanese gay guy asks you

if you want him to satisfy you tonight,

would you go full on gay in bed with him

for one night? And will there be

passionate kissing and cuddling? I don't

know. Maybe if I'm like see you aiming

really hard. And our eyes lock.

Might not be able to see. Have you eaten

yet? Might go in for the tongue. Oh,

thanks, Jill.

I'm not sure what to have tonight. Might

just get a bento.

Maybe I stream with him, do a dono goal.

How much people willing to pay? To make me

Yeah, but as soon as you see wham, you

feel instantly kind of grossed out, won't

you? It's like being really hungry, going

to yakiniku, stuffing down loads of meat,

and then you have too much and then you

feel sick, and then the sight of meat

disgusts you.

Would you be top or bottom Uh, why not try

a bit of both?

How many times would you want to do gay

cereal with the Japanese gay guy? How much

tongue would you want to do with him?

Please explain. I don't know.

Sometimes did it like five times over one

night if I'm really in the mood.

Someone mentioned a mean tweet you did

about Daniel, then deleted it.

It's not mean, it's okay.

Is Blood Bucket arc over?

Um, maybe have a bit of a

break, let Blood Bucket have a bit of a

Before we do stuff again,

because I'm not really sure what else we

can do. I like the cooking. Cooking is

fun, but that won't take very long.

We'll take like an hour at most.

Need something that's fun but also takes

up a lot of time. That's why I just end up

walking. Until I get home.

Daniel isn't offended by being called a

leech. She didn't say leech,

but if someone lets me leech, then I will

leech. Why not?

I'm not ashamed of it.

I will suck where I can suck.

I'm pretty sure I can walk all along the

river. Let me check my maps.

Oh wow, so Blood Bucket is just

a weird old hag. Her tweets are weird.

Let's just admit she sounds like a

sociopath in her tweets. She's just lonely

and nobody in Japan wants to hang with

her. She's got lots of friends. Japanese

people find her creepy. She will die alone

anyways. Nobody cares. I care.

I can't get rid of this pop-up. Ah,

there. Oh, it keeps popping back up when

I click on the name.

There.

Yeah, I never said

he was a leech. They're just trying to

troll. They always do this. They'll say I

said or you said or someone said something

that no one actually said,

and then they try and get the other person

to believe that that was actually true.

Like, I guess someone told Meaningless

that I said it takes 3 months to build up

confidence when I never said that, and he

obviously believed it.

Same old tactic.

It is kind of effective though.

People just believe what they're told.

Oh, thanks, JR. I find all of you creepy.

Yeah, stop being creepy. This tunnel's

kind of creepy.

Blood Bucket, just go away, you two-faced

old hag. You are a waste of space in

Japanese society and also a waste in the

HMR community. You are the hunchback of

Kansai. No, when you walk, you're hunching

your back. You are a couple of years away

from your grave. No, it's not nice.

Stop it.

Ignore them, just being mean tonight.

They plant sakura all across this river.

That's pretty impressive. Didn't she say

she slept next

to you? No, I slept completely

alone.

Wait, I need to send off a message.

Just gonna minimize quickly.

Okay,

hold on.

Okay,

but all the sakura is floating in the

river now. Wow, it looks so pretty.

Okay, I've got 15 kilometers back home.

I'm gonna take you through the scenic

views of whatever this river is called

over the bridge.

It's okay, blood bucket. I don't believe

what they're saying.

I still like you. Everyone just call Blood

Bucket a two-face and ostracize that

stupid old hag. She is weird and creepy.

Nobody should like her. She probably

unalived her parents for the insurance

money anyway. Old hag is not accepted by

Japanese society.

Blood Bucket's under attack tonight.

Who's shouting?

Can't I just enjoy a nice peaceful evening

without screaming?

The subreddit is slandering Blood Bucket.

What are they saying? That she said I'm a

leech?

Well, I guess it's kind of true.

I did leech off her buzz— I mean, a little

bit. Wow,

look at the planes. Oh,

light's too bright.

So what should I do about my tax? I've got

3 weeks to pay £6,000. I've got £5,000

in gold, £2,000 in china. $500 in

Tesla, $400 in inverse SPY.

I really don't want to sell my gold

because I think WW3 is coming very

soon. Have you seen the stuff with Iran?

How are they going to de-escalate that? I

think WAR is kind of already priced into

gold, so I don't know, maybe I sell it.

It's gone up quite a lot recently. Gold

has just gone crazy. The H.I.M.R.

community loves Mommy Blood Bucket. Do you

think next time you over in her house she

can give you a massage with some oils?

Yeah, maybe she can tie me up.

Tie me up and bring Sunny over and whip

me. One dono equals one lashing.

I'm pretty sure that won't be allowed on

YouTube though. I get like a strike for

violent content. Pay for Daniel to get

flocked. If the gay Japanese guy were to

invite you to the park again, would you

want to recreate the Boris Johnson scene

from many years ago? No, I don't think I

would. Would you like him to finish you

off this time? He wouldn't try again after

what I said in my video. He was really

apologetic because that video made him

sound a bit grapey. I said no, don't

worry, I didn't think it was grapey. But

when I explained what happened, it does

sound that way. It's fine, he was just a

bit drunk. And I thought, okay, whatever,

just give it a suck then.

It's not like I've got any girls lined up.

2016 was tough. Didn't get any

girls, not even one. Closest thing

I got to a girl in 2016 was I sniffed the

Iranian girl's armpit, and then she said

no when I asked for cereal. God,

2016 sucked.

Rate his Boris Johnson. He did the thing

where he tickles the tip with the tip of

his tongue. Not a lot of girls know to do

that because the tip bit,

like under the tip, is very sensitive.

Iranian girl is from

a country that's about to start World War

III— I mean, WW3. And make my gold go to

the moon. I don't want to sell my gold

yet. Do you think I should sell my gold?

It's gone up like 10% from down— from

being down, it was down 15%, now it's up

10%, so it moved up like 25%.

It sold off a bit yesterday though.

I think it's kind of already priced in,

but you never know, further escalations

could make it go up more.

Maybe oil is better. Oil would go crazy

if there's any more conflicts—

conflicting.

Sell the gold, it's peaking. Yeah, I feel

like maybe It is hitting a

fib line, probably won't break

out of it, I don't know. Well, it's the

weekend so I can't really do anything now,

but I've got 3 weeks until I have to pay

my tax penalty, but it takes like a week

when you sell a stock until you actually

get the money into

your bank account. So maybe I'll wait

next week, see what happens. It's just the

worst thing would be if it crashes before

I sell it.

Maybe I sell 2K gold,

1.8K China, and sell the Tesla.

So then I've got 4.5K. I need another 2K.

I can't pay it with my credit card, which

is annoying. All I can do with the

credit card is buy stuff online, in shops,

or take money out of the ATM, but I can't

pay my tax with it or send

money to my mum with it.

Could borrow another 5K from from my mum.

Then when I'm back in the UK, I just focus

on video game stuff.

I rode a bicycle back from Blood Bucket's

house yesterday. It took an hour and

it costs about ¥400. Pretty good. Nice

bike ride too. My legs felt like jelly

when I got off.

So if I pay the penalty, I only have 2K

left.

Just let them pass.

If people are about to overtake you, I

just stop so they can overtake.

I don't want to walk right in front of

them.

She's using a flash. In the evening.

Anything she takes is gonna look ugly.

Never, never use a flash. Why would you

use a flash? Makes everything look ugly.

I think the Nepalese guy at the petrol

station is waiting for his bitch Daniel to

return. Why not go back there and work for

a bit to save money? You know, I would

only just make sure to not make your

master Nepalese guy mad again. I would

only have to work 3 months and then I

could pay off my tax. Maybe 4. I think

minimum wage went up in the UK, so if I

worked a month, it would make— I'd make

probably £1.5k. So I just have to work 4

months. Should I just get a job? I don't

want to get a job. That would be like

losing my no-job streak.

I just want to hunker down in my bedroom

and spam out gaming videos. Elden Ring DLC

is coming out in June.

Well, my goal would be I want to go

to Thailand, Malaysia, and Japan next

so it's going to cost a lot of money.

When would I go though? Probably next,

um, Maybe next

spring. Probably going to be stuck

in the UK around Christmas as well.

Girlfriend might come to the UK, or she

might come to Japan.

Might do a vlog or something.

Go to India? No thanks.

I like the lighting here. Yeah, very

romantic. Definitely came here alone.

Look, definitely alone and

not on a date.

Getting worse, how? Tax people now

say I've got 3 weeks to pay £6,100.

I'm on a date with you guys. This is what

being on a date with Daniel is like.

Apart from in real life, I don't talk this

much. I only talk this much when I'm alone

streaming. If this was actually— this is

what a real date would be like.

So what are you doing tomorrow?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ah,

that was

what a real date would look like. A short

snippet.

I have no idea what to say on dates.

What do you like to do on the weekend?

What is your favorite movie?

Now she's trying to act all nice to

She is nice.

Everyone's really nice and I like

everyone. Definitely don't

find anyone annoying.

My favorite pizza topping is pineapple.

Pool.

I guess all these planes are landing at

Itami, so if I follow the plane, it will

take me home. Wow, look at the boat!

Looks pretty cool with all the lights.

I don't know why boating isn't more

popular. These rivers are very empty.

I'm just picturing like Spirited Away

wooden boats sailing up and down the river

with lanterns, yakiniku smoking away on

it. I mean, that is kind of like what I

just described. It's got lanterns on it.

That looks pretty cool.

Why don't you stream on Kick? Because you

guys won't come over to it. When I tried

streaming there You said YouTube only,

so I have to stay on YouTube.

Wow, that's so romantic. Dinner on a boat

along the Sakura.

I can't be bothered with Kick. Also, you

don't get any ads. I made like $30 last

stream just from the ads. When a stream

stays green, it makes good money. That's

why I got so stressed out when it kept

going yellow. But I don't know why now

they're green all the time. It makes no

sense. In Thailand, I was freaking out

every time it went yellow, remember? And

now they're basically all green. I have no

idea why.

My only thought is maybe because I'm

using a different app to stream from.

Can't be that. I don't know, it's just

changed suddenly and randomly.

Oh my God, imagine living here and then

you can just walk down here and you can

see the river. Oh, can you hear that

sound? So noisy.

I think my Japan streams are better.

Do I miss Kent?

Not really.

I miss the food. What the most exciting

thing was when my mom would come home with

Chinese takeaway,

and then you can see her getting out the

car with the bags and the smell starts

coming out, and me and my sister would

like run to the door and get the plates

out. Chinese food in the UK is so good,

way better than Chinese food in Japan.

Chinese food in Japan is boring. They just

have, I don't know, what's that Hakusai

dish? It's like a bunch of vegetables in a

sauce. It's boring. In the UK we got,

I don't know, deep-fried pork balls,

sesame toast, prawn sesame toast,

fried rice. Even tastes different in the

UK from Japan one.

Didn't your mum cook Chinese food? Yeah,

she cooked it too, but I liked it when she

got takeaway, or she'd come back with fish

and chips with big red sausage.

I want to go to a Thai restaurant,

see what it tastes like compared to—

imagine I like Thai food in Japan but I

don't like Thai food in Thailand. That'd

Is that a person?

Oh, I thought that was a person.

Oh, it's just a tree stump. God, the sound

is deafening. Is it deafening, the insect

What do sabaloy taste like?

It's a bit like— hmm,

it's a bit like a frankfurter but more

meaty, less watery.

It's kind of got the spongy texture of a

frankfurter, but it's got the rich flavor

of a pork sausage.

Yeah, slightly smoky too. It's so

good.

It's probably really bad for you though.

Everything that's good is bad for you,

isn't it? Name one thing that's good that

is not bad for you, that feels good.

What time you go back to your room? I'm

going back now. I don't know if I can walk

the whole way. The main goal is I want to

get to the river, sit there for a bit,

but I might get the train back. I'm not

sure. The river to the sea— I mean, the

river to my guest house is like 10

kilometers. I don't know if I can do that.

I already walked a lot today. I feel a bit

Go on Hiding My Room Discord. Why?

What's happening?

I hope they're all being polite and civil

during my absence.

Exercise feels good after you do it.

Yeah, but I think that's only because

you're so happy that it's over, because

when you're doing it, it feels horrible.

I hate doing push-ups in the morning,

but I force myself to do it. Because I

know the results are good.

But after I finish my push-ups, I'm like,

oh, thank God they're finished.

Now I can get on with my day. The push-ups

take the most mental power out of

everything I do in a day, which kind of

shows that I'm not doing enough

challenging things. Uh, how do I get out

of here? I thought I could follow the

river all the way along.

Why are people parking their bikes here?

It's not like a homeless place, is it?

I'm pretty sure I can get out this way.

Imagine I gotta walk all the way back.

Oh, Yakiniku King. This is kind of shady.

If this was Thailand, there'd be those

massive lizards coming out of nowhere.

Uh, this is kind of scary.

What the hell? Why did the nice walk along

the river turn into— how do I

get out of here? Come on, let me out.

I'm getting a bit scared now. I'm pretty

sure this way takes me out.

Yeah. Oh, it was getting really sketchy

looking down there.

That's like somewhere you take your date

to touch her up.

No people.

Smells like fish everywhere. Miso fish.

Very fishy. Are these

bars or what? I bet you open that and

they're like, no gaijin. They do the

big X sign.

I— okay, how do I get out?

Next big video game I'll review, Elden

Ring DLC.

I'll go this way.

That's what Japanese sounds like when you

don't understand it.

I didn't understand a word he said. It

just sounded like Ah,

return to civilization.

Coco Ichiban.

Maybe I get

yakiniku.

Haven't posted to Expert Review Zone in a

while. Yeah, cuz there's no new games out.

I'd probably just spam out Helldivers 2

videos cuz I think that game still gets

views, but I can't be bothered. I think I

make more money if I just stream, and it's

hard to make videos in the room cuz the

American guy keeps talking.

He just sits in his room all day doing

English lessons, or he'll play video games

and then start yelling at the TV.

He doesn't go out.

Update on girlfriend? Uh,

nothing really. She might come

to Japan before

I leave, so I'm

hoping she's going to pay for stuff. If

she's making big bucks in America now,

there's no excuse. I'm not paying. I paid

last time. If she doesn't want to pay,

I'll just stay at Blood Buckets.

Okay, so I came from there.

Go follow the river that way.

How do I follow the river? Around, but

then this road is going over it. Oh my

God, I'm going over the river! Why?

I should not be going over the river.

I will go that way.

You paid for Sunny? I didn't pay for a

hotel with Sunny. What are you talking

about? We did it in the car.

Just kidding, just joking.

Jesus, can't even joke anymore. Oh, the

moon crescent.

She said you're a freeloader.

Well, kind of am, aren't I, if I'm eating

and sleeping for free.

If she's okay with me freeloading, then I

shall freeload.

Yakiniku smells pretty good though. Not

that hungry yet. Smells smoky. I think

I'll go down there.

Yeah, I'll get

some discount bentos and then get diarrhea

again. Look at that

guy's little bicycle, it's so small,

like a clown's bicycle.

So what's that meaningless guy been saying

now? Someone said he was slagging me off

again. What did he say?

Just curious.

He wants you to rate the girl he talked

Well, he's gonna have to post it

When's his date? Monday.

Do you think if you don't get very good

matches on dating apps but you try pickup

in real life, won't you only be successful

with the same types of girls you were

matching on dating apps? Or does pickup

kind of like unlock a higher level of

women that you weren't able to match on

dating apps?

I feel like, yeah, pickup, you can go up

to anyone you want to, but they will

just— the ones— I mean, if you can't match

them on dating apps, then you probably

won't match them in real life unless

you're like amazingly good at

conversation.

I don't know.

You can't day game. What, me?

I never said I could. It has been

something I've been kind of interested in,

but you know, I've got a girlfriend.

Oh, in general,

you need to, you need

to go up to like hundreds of girls to get

a success.

You know that Harrison guy? I think he's

pretty good at it, but he's pretty

good-looking and he's got loads of

confidence, so that's

kind of what you need.

But I guess if you keep doing it, you'll

get better. That's the whole point of

trying in the beginning.

David Bond. He said he was like pretty

good, didn't he?

Maybe if you talk to like 1,000 8 out of

10s, eventually one might agree

to meet up again or exchange details.

It just sounds like a lot of hard work and

I'm very lazy. It's like very high effort,

but I guess high reward. Reward, but low

success rate unless you really put in

the work. I'm just way too lazy,

can't be bothered. It's like

everything with life, money included. If

you work hard, yeah, you'll get good

money, but you gotta work hard, don't you?

Can't be bothered. Oh well,

thanks, Gio. Can you grab me a snack?

I'll try drop it off at

your doorstep. Can you grab me a snack

before you get home? Sure thing.

Okay, let me check Maps.

Mapsu.

Yeah, I keep going around this road.

Wait, I think I've been here before.

Getting weird déjà vu of walking around

a very boring area with only apartments

with the river next to it. When did I do

this before? Was it the bicycle era? I

don't think it was. Then it must have been

like 2019. I don't know why I was here

last time. Weird déjà vu.

I'm very depressed because of a failed

relationship. Any tips? Definitely don't

move in next to where she lives and then

livestream outside her house.

That just makes you feel worse, trust me.

I thought— I don't know why I thought

coming back here, moving in, in the same

street would make me feel good. God, I

felt so crap. All the memories came back

and I was like, oh my God, why am I here?

I actually cried in

the park because I felt like, oh my

God, I fucked everything up so much.

Was not a good idea. I thought

it'd be funny. I thought it'd be like,

haha, that's where I did this and that's

where we did that. I'm not allowed to talk

What are they doing?

What's that weird squeaking? Every time

I take a step, it's like a rubber ducky

squeaking.

They most likely in the chat. Who?

I wasn't talking about anyone, I was

talking about places.

Places in my memory.

So, follow the aeroplane, it'll take us to

the airport.

Oh wow, thanks Ken 10. Did you also cry

when the police were questioning you?

No. Imagine being such a bait. Imagine

crying just

cuz your ex hates your guts and never

wants to see you ever again.

As if I care. I don't care either.

Wow, luxury apartments here.

Luxury. I can't

talk about the, you know what. They said

don't talk about it, and I

said okay. Imagine they come again because

I talked about it and they're like, we

told you not to talk about it. It's not

illegal, is it? I need a lawyer

so I know what I can and cannot do. The

lawyer would just say we best not talk

Whereabouts are you? I think,

I think I'm around the corner

where that small river joins the Yodogawa

River.

Yeah, I have been here before. I don't

know why though. I think

I got lost or something.

I remember it's very weird because there's

nothing here but these massive apartment

blocks. These apartment blocks are

massive. Do you think it's expensive to

live here? 60,000 a year— I mean, a month.

¥60,000 a month. Still cheaper than my

guest house. A nice little tree and bush

area too, but there's no shops.

If this was a Thailand condo, there'd be—

the entire ground floor would have

7-Eleven, supermarkets, swimming pool

on the 5th floor. Why are Japanese

apartment buildings so boring? They don't

have anything. Got a vending machine,

maybe. I think Thailand condos are

way better. We've got a massive swimming

pool in our condo, 7-Eleven and a

supermarket on the ground floor. Don't

even need to leave the condo area, could

just live there your whole life. You've

got hairdressers, beauty salon,

ping pong table.

Are you going to stay in the guest house

where you can't make videos because of

American guy for 2 months? Well, yeah,

that was— I already kind of accepted that,

that guest house room would be small,

thin walls,

but I save more money than

I lose, cuz if I just stayed in a hotel,

I would just end up blowing all my money

that I make on the streams on the hotel,

and then I'd just be sitting in the hotel

room all day, wouldn't I? So this way I'm

forced outside and I get a cheap room.

I saw a bar of soap in the shower room and

there were little tiny black hairs stuck

to it. Disgusting. I don't

know where those hairs came out from. Why

would they be stuck to the soap? It's like

rubbing it in his arse crack or something.

So hard that it pulls the hairs out,

and then he just leaves it there as if he

doesn't feel disgusted that I'm gonna see

it. I don't think that's American guy

because the hairs on the soap look very

black. I think it's the Indian guy.

At least he uses soap, I guess.

They just leave their stuff in the shower

room— toothbrush, soap, I take

my stuff out. I bring it in. I take it

out. I'm not gonna leave my dirty

toothbrush like that. What if they use it?

They are way too comfy with each other.

Bup bup bup bup bup. Whoa!

Planes are already coming in low. Itami

Airport must be near then.

They share the same stuff. What, they

share the soap? That is gross.

I'm still using the Apple Hotel shampoo

that I stole. I mean, that I took. It's

not stealing because I paid for the room.

It means everything in the room that's

consumable belongs to me. So I took all

the shampoo, I poured it into a Coke

bottle, and I took all the coffee,

and I took— what else did I take? I took

That's how you save money.

No, I didn't take the kettle. What do you

think they would do if I took the

hairdryer? Because I really wanted the

hairdryer. I don't know what they would

do. I guess— I

mean, if I left the country, what are they

going to do? They can't report

me to the police over a hairdryer, can

they? Or they could ban me from the hotel.

I took the pyjamas from What's that cabin

hotel? Uh, I forgot. First Cabin.

Yeah, I took the pajamas from there. They

didn't say anything. I took a cup from a

hotel in Osaka too.

Don't tell them.

Redditor's clipping this now to email to

No, I don't take towels.

They're too bulky. I had

to buy— yeah, I bought a new towel from

Muji.

So the 3 things I bought were The

towel, kettle, and the hair dryer.

I'm not sure what to do with them when I

leave. Maybe Blood Bucket can use it,

or maybe just leave it in the guest house.

Someone can use it after me.

Ban you from re-entry? What, over a towel?

Uh, I posted the pocket Wi-Fi back today,

but then I remembered I didn't put the

charging cable in the case, so now I'm

going to have to pay for that. Last year I

forgot to plug in— I put— I mean, I forgot

to put in the little plug, and then they

said I forgot to include it, and I had to

pay a couple hundred yen or something for

it. Keep forgetting.

I sent back the first pocket Wi-Fi.

This pocket Wi-Fi is good. Why don't I

just get this in the first place?

Plus, combined, combined with the SIM card

The stream never Fs.

Does streaming make you less lonely?

Yeah, it's nice. I can talk. There's no

language barrier. God, it's so frustrating

when you've got this language barrier and

you don't know what to talk about because

you're kind of restricted to very basic

conversations. It feels so boring.

Now when I stream, I can just talk how I

talk and you guys understand what I'm

saying. It's great. Can do jokes, talk

about complex stuff.

This is my favorite way of conversing,

talking to myself.

It's not a policeman.

What? Why is there a random policeman just

standing there? On his own.

No, that's a policeman, not security.

Kind of weird.

He's just standing there on the corner

of the street. This road looks very dark.

Are you sure it's this way?

Check my map.

Um, sure, it's fine.

It's just kind of weird because usually

places there's 2 of them, or they're

in a car, or they've got bikes. That guy

was just standing there on his own. I

don't see a police vehicle. He's still

there, standing there. Very weird.

Why is this road so dark? Oh my God, look

at the plane! Plane's got a little light,

like a light beam in front of it.

Why is this road so dark?

Don't know what that policeman's doing.

Very weird.

I saw police on the bridge today,

2 on one side, one on the other side, and

they were just standing there looking at

each other in the middle of the bridge,

standing in the bush. I don't know what

Does your heart beat faster when you see a

police now? I feel a bit nervous,

but no one's stopped me for filming.

Not doing anything weird, just doing a

livestream. Nothing shady.

They don't stop people who look Asian.

Yeah, I reckon if I look like Ice, I

probably would have gotten stopped.

They came so

So this whole empty road—

Itami Airport must be that way.

I don't

know what that squeaking is. It's coming

from my backpack.

Walking in.

Japan. 2 months left of this intense

content.

Don't know

what else to do. April is nearly halfway

over, halfway finished.

Non-tent Yeah, well, if I meet people,

um, the person will just talk

and then you guys are gonna get bored

because you probably don't care about some

random person.

And then if I go to a cafe or something,

I have to mute it because of the music.

You're in Japan, there's lots of stuff to

do. Like what?

Meaningless, I'll watch. What, you want to

watch him for 2 hours rambling about how

life is hard?

There's a dog behind me.

Isn't that what you do? Yeah, but I do it

in a cool way.

I do it in a poetic and self-reflective

I don't know where I am.

What's that? Oh yeah,

we're nearly at the Nagarabashi Bridge.

Have I been there before? Where did it go?

Into Kunijima. I don't even know where

that is. Oh, I'm way further

east of Juso.

Juicy Juso.

I'm going

home, taking the scenic route.

Osaka Prison. No one's getting in or

out. They like to build these new

apartment blocks with this weird black

material. Looks weird.

It's kind of creepy here.

Sell all your stocks. No,

China's on the back. China's going to go

back up. It's back on the up and going up

and rising. China's going to rebound,

gold is going to go to the moon,

Tesla— I don't know, inverse SPY.

It's just waiting for the market to crash.

I'd be a fool to sell my stocks now.

I swear, if I sell everything, it's all

going to go up.

I went out with a very nice Thai girl in

London. Wow,

sounds amazing.

They're doing that Songkran

thing in Thailand now where everyone gets

a water gun and shoots each other with

water.

Isn't that kind of scary because you don't

know what's in the water. And they're

definitely using tap water,

and tap water in Thailand is not

drinkable. What if it gets in your eyes or

in your mouth? I would not want to be

sprayed with even tap water.

There's no way they're buying bottles of

water and using that. Such a weird

festival. It's fun. It looks so not fun.

Yeah, get sprayed in the face by some

stupid fat gaijin, and then he's like,

hey,

don't the

guys just end up spraying like big titty

girls in the tits? How does that not

happen? You got Thai women with massive

tits, probably boob job. Oh my

God, if I had water pistol, that's where

I'm aiming. And then get beaten up by the

Songkran is almost as stupid as that

Indian one where they chuck colorful

powder at each other. That's so dumb,

such a mess.

Can't have a nice festival where they just

put on some music, drink some mulled wine.

Japan's got some pretty weird festivals

too, like the Penis Festival. They've got

that festival where they— all these men,

they ride a massive log down the mountain

or down a hill. And they got naked— I

don't know why Japan has so many naked

festivals where it's like a bunch of naked

men lifting up a big object. Sounds pretty

gay.

Chamaestrus. Damn it.

Wait, I need to chamaestrus Okay,

I'm back.

Pay them monthly.

Um, I don't know if I can do that.

They might say, "Do you have stocks? Why

don't you sell them and pay the tax?"

I could say because it's locked. I'm not

allowed to take the money out.

Okay, so I think I'll go over this bridge.

Oh, my mom said she could lend me 4,000.

Yeah, that'll be fine. I'm getting

1,500 from YouTube end of this month.

Whoa, love hotel, 65 inch.

Yeah, I'll get 4,000 from my mum and then

plus my YouTube money and then plus

another extra couple hundred, I think.

Now do I go through here or up there?

This crazy Saturday night, I'm walking

endlessly again. Maybe I'll just keep

walking straight and not cross this

bridge. Across further round.

It's a very nice evening.

You should make an LLP. I don't even know

I'm taking you around the back streets of

Lumeda. Very exciting.

I feel like the only thing to do in Osaka

is go to a bar, go to get food,

go to karaoke.

What else? Go to the castle for

Hanami. Look at shrines and temples.

Then you've got all the, the normal stuff

like bowling, darts, billiards.

You guys want to see me go bowling? Doubt

it.

I went to arcade with Sunny.

Oh wow, thanks Hong Kong guy. You should

start daily streams if you want to repay

your mom and make more money. I can't do

it every day, I'll get bored. I need to

pace it out a little bit.

It's nice because I do

a stream and then I get tired and I feel

like this is getting a bit boring, but

then I take the day off next day and then

I start to miss streaming again. So the

next day I'm excited to stream again,

but if I did it every day, I wouldn't have

a chance to recharge.

Yeah, I think streaming every second day

is a good idea.

The last stream got good views,

6K. I think it's mainly because it was so

long and it didn't get cut in 2.

When it gets cut in 2, so do the views.

Get 3K on one, 4K on another, instead of

just 7K on one.

What, what's it going to take to get 10K

again? Never see 10K

anymore.

Even sniping Chris Broad didn't get 10K.

Cobes has not streamed. Who's Cobes?

Sunny Day almost got 10K. Yeah, nearly.

1,000— off 10K by about 1,500.

Nearly.

We need to push it to the next level and

get married and then divorced.

Married and divorced for content.

Do a fake marriage.

Because that worked so well last time.

Start showing Thai girlfriend. I already

But she wants a normal peaceful life

without weirdos on the internet being

horrible about her.

No one talks about Tiger off-ramp,

which is good.