bedroom stream (no biking)

Testing,

testing,

testing, testing.

Um, okay, so can't stay, haven't seen

you in a while. Oh yeah, I haven't seen

you either. Irony high. When am I going to

Thailand? Very soon. I've only got a few

days left in England, but I've

got some stuff to do. Including opening

this box. Still haven't decided what I'm

bringing to Thailand, so I need to do like

a packing stream soon.

Not sure if I'm going to use this mic or

not. Maybe let's just unplug it. Not sure

if I'm going to use this. Maybe in a

minute I'll use it.

So I'm not going to do cycling today

because kind of bored of cycling, and then

every time I go cycling it keeps

disconnecting and it looks like crap. It

looks quite good now. I've got, um,

720p,

2,500 kilobits, and Yeah,

it seems good. I don't know why I was so

scared of streaming at higher quality. I

always used to have it like 360p, 700

kilobits, and I was worried because before

my internet used to be really rubbish.

Remember back in the Chihiro days when I

tried streaming at home? It would

disconnect all the time.

Um, and I had like 5 download and 0.5

upload speed, but my internet's a lot

better now. It's like 30 download and

2 upload.

Is your internet covered in Thailand?

Um, I don't think so. 3 Mobile,

they have overseas roaming but mostly just

in Europe. I don't think it works in

Thailand. It's in Europe. So I'm

gonna get a Thai SIM card when I arrive in

the airport. They sell Um, SIM cards in

the airport. I'm out of breath.

They sell, um, tourist SIM cards at the

airport, and the most expensive one is

£38, and you get unlimited 4G for 30 days.

So I might get a few of those so I've got

a good connection. I might get a few of

those.

What am I drinking? It's just water.

So I've got to do the unboxing today for

the Switch OLED. I think

I'll do it down here.

I also want to maybe set up a second

camera in case something happens to the

stream, so I want to upload it to YouTube.

But I don't have a second tripod, so how

am I gonna do this?

Where is another tripod?

I also found a way to solve the problem

where, you know, I said I couldn't charge

my phone whilst using this mic. I got this

wireless charger.

So hopefully I can just place the phone

on that and then it charges

with the mic plugged in as well,

because for some reason DJI, they didn't

design the wireless mic so that you could

charge the phone at the same time whilst

using it. I don't understand, it's a bit

silly. They boast about having 15 hours of

battery on their mics But my phone only

lasts about 4 hours when I'm streaming.

But my phone only lasts about— so it

doesn't matter if the mic lasts 15 hours

if your camera doesn't, and then you can't

charge the camera whilst you're using the

Also, I'm pretty happy because, um, I've

made $40 on Twitch so far.

So I think that's pretty good. It's more

than I was expecting. Seems like ad rates

have gotten a lot better on Twitch. Last

time I tried to do Twitch, I remember the

ads were really low paying and I

could never make money unless people

donated, and people don't really donate

much for me for some reason.

But it seems like the ad ad rates have

gotten a lot better on Twitch because I

made like $40 mostly from ads and I only

get like 30 viewers most of the time. So

if I can make like $50— it hasn't been a

month since I started coming back to

Twitch. I think I came back to Twitch on

the 15th of September when I was doing the

Steam Deck test stream, so it's been 3

weeks. If in a month I

could make $50 to $100 on Twitch, I'd be

pretty pleased with that. So that means

after 2 years it would pay for the money

that I spent on the LiveU Solo, which I'm

not using right now. I got this.

This is costing me— this is costing me

like $60 a month. To be able to use.

So hopefully it pays for itself because

it's an expensive bit of gear.

What percentage of YouTube donations go to

me? Isn't it like 70% and then 30% to

Be funny if I don't even need the live

view, cuz the phone is pretty good as long

as I have a good connection. If I have a

good connection, then the phone would

probably be fine. I don't know why I

wanted to get the live view. It's just I

remember trying to stream in Japan back in

the day, and it used to be so bad.

In Thailand, am I streaming on Twitch or

YouTube? Um,

probably mostly on Twitch and then

occasionally on YouTube. For like a sad

and lonely, or maybe like a drama

clickbait stream, like, oh, she dumped me,

walking out on my bitch Thai girlfriend.

If I do, if I have like a dramatic drama

stream, then I do on YouTube.

But if it's just like everyday life, not

really much going on, but I want to stream

and go outside and take you guys out,

then I'll just do it on Twitch.

And then I don't know, maybe I want to do

some food stuff. Like I'll buy a load of

snacks from 7-Eleven, make a stream,

and then I'll clip it into a video called

it Trying Taiwan Snacks and then put it

onto a second channel. So I got a lot of

plans for content to like churn out

content like a machine. That's why I got

the LiveU thing. That's why I want to come

back to Twitch as well. That's why I got

the live thing. That's why I want to come

back to Twitch as well. Out of sync? It's

not out of sync. Well, out of

sync? It's not out of sync.

Does the money go straight to your bank?

Yeah, well, no. First it goes into like my

Twitch or YouTube account balance,

and then it gets cashed out at the end of

Okay, let's unplug the wireless,

go back to built-in camera because I'm

going to be near the camera. We're going

to unbox the Switch OLED.

Wait, why is it sideways?

How does that look? Look, they put their

stupid Lord of the Rings Rings of Power

thing all over Amazon box now. Did anyone

else try and watch Rings of Power? Wasn't

it really rubbish? It was so boring. I

watched the first 2 episodes, it's just

Galadriel being all sulky and moody. And

then these other weird characters who I

don't even know who they are.

Battery bank, plug in my phone.

Uh, so nice to do a bedroom stream instead

of a biking stream. I can actually read

the chat. Connection's stable, it's nice

and warm.

I liked it. You like The Rings of Power?

I didn't like it. I actually completely

forgot what happened. I remember in the

beginning they go on like a trek to find

Sauron, and then they get attacked by a

big troll thing.

I think it's streaming well. I don't need

to set up a second camera, do I?

I mean, this won't get views anyway. It's

like, it's not like the Switch OLED is

new. I just thought it'd be fun to get one

and then compare it to the Steam Deck.

Just for fun, because I made so much money

now from my Steam Deck trolling videos.

I've made like $600 off my Steam Deck

videos in total. My newest one is actually

going kind of mini viral. It has nearly

30,000 views now. I can't believe how much

money I made just from clickbaiting Steam

Deck. These people are so dumb.

And then they say stuff like, how can you

claim to be an expert reviewer? You don't

know what you're talking about. The Steam

Deck is not made for people who want to

casual game. It's made for the serious

gamer. They take everything I say so

seriously. It's so funny.

People have the same reaction to my tech

troll videos than they used to have with

my kind of, you know, weird personal life

stories and drama videos. They always

can't believe that I'm real, and they'll

say stuff like, at first I thought he was

a troll, but now I see he's serious. You

got it the wrong way round, bro.

If you had boobs, you'd be rich off

clickbaits. Yeah, it would be easier.

Where's the Steam Deck?

It's just funny how easy it is to troll

people on YouTube. You just say stuff in a

serious way and they believe that you're

being serious, even if what you're saying

is completely ridiculous.

Now how should I do the unboxing if I want

this to be a YouTube video? Do I have to

do the intro? Hello, welcome back to a new

video. So today I got myself a Switch OLED

because I really hate the Steam Deck and

it sucks. And Nintendo, as an avid fan of

Nintendo, I just knew I had to get one.

Unfortunately, um,

Actually don't know why I didn't get a

Switch OLED. I wasn't really interested.

I've only got one game on the Switch.

Where's my Switch Lite?

I forgot I bought the game in cartridge

form for Mario Kart.

Mario Kart 8. I think the

good thing about buying the game as a

cartridge instead of buying it on the

Nintendo Store is you can set it You could

resell the cartridge. If you buy a game on

Nintendo Shop, you can't even get a refund

like you can on Steam. So I can just put

this in instead of buying a game. But if I

do like the Switch OLED, I'm not sure what

games that I would want to get. Maybe I'll

get Dark Souls. Is $13,000

a lot of money? I'd say it was. I'd be

pretty happy if I found $13,000.

I might have to clean the floor a little

bit because there's a lot of clutter. I'm

not sure if I should zoom the camera in,

do another game review. I wanted to review

that game called Grounded. I remember the

British girlfriend used to keep telling me

about how she was playing it, and I never

showed any interest. It looks kind of

rubbish. You're like really tiny, and then

you're, you're running around grass,

and the insects are really big. It's like

a survival game.

Hold on.

That was just my finger. Had to flip the

camera to close-up view.

I had $40,000 in disposable income.

What did you do with it? I would just end

up buying everything and then having

loads. I mean, I already bought everything

I wanted, but I got battery banks,

MacBooks.

Guns, bug guns, Switches, Steam Decks.

This is what happens when you got

money to, to spend. You just end up buying

everything because when you don't have

much money, you keep thinking, hmm, which

one's better, A or B? B's better because

of X, Y, and Z, but then you end up buying

both A and B.

But I think part of the fun— it's

like in games when you have infinite money

and then there's no challenge anymore,

the game becomes boring. Have you ever put

in the cheat code into GTA and then you've

got like 6 stars, the army's chasing you,

but you're in a tank and you're

invincible? It's fun for like 5 minutes

And then it gets boring.

Twitch testing.

Twitch testing.

Testing. Yeah, sounds pretty good.

Let me practice because I want to clip

this and upload straight to YouTube. He's

spending like there's no tomorrow. No,

I'm making informed financial decisions

based on my future plans to live in Asia,

and choosing what tech you bring Um, can

make a big difference whether you have a

good trip or a bad trip.

How are the YouTube earnings? Well, main

channel not doing so great, but second

channel is doing really well. I made

nearly $250 this month on second channel,

but main channel dropped down to about

$800. And Twitch is now up to about $40.

OnlyFans is like $600, but I think

I'm gonna have to take a break from it

again. I'm not sure if it's okay to do

it in Thailand, so I might have to not do

it for a few months and then go back to

doing it. I'm not sure if I'll come back

home for Christmas or if I'll just go

straight to Japan from Thailand, or if

I'll just stay in Thailand because I

really like the Thai girl. I'm not really

sure. It's hard to plan anything right

now. We need to wait and see.

He never had to work hard to earn it.

What do you mean? I've been making YouTube

videos and streams since 2017. This is

what I do to earn money, like it or not.

You think it's easy? Getting views on

YouTube, then if it's so easy, why don't

you do it? Why don't you give it a try?

See how far you get.

Last time my mum gave me money was she

gave me twenty pounds for as like a

She gave me an umppao. Oh, it's actually

Chinese New Year, she said.

Daniel, for luck and best wishes 2022.

It's like a Chinese thing. I thought the

kids are supposed to give the parents the

umppao. How much do you

think Trash Taste is making off their

tour? How much were they selling tickets

for? I reckon they were selling tickets

for like $250 per person.

I watched Connor do IRL stream in Canada

and he had stream sniper after stream

sniper after stream sniper. It was insane.

He's so popular, people love him.

The one girl stream sniped him, she was

like crying, oh my God, Connor, I love you

so much.

And he was trying to eat a bagel on that

staircase and people kept coming up to him

for pictures. He looked like he was

getting pissed off.

The price of fame.

She bought you the e-bike. Well, okay,

but I didn't ask her to buy it for me. I

was going to buy my own e-bike when I was

dating those 2 British girls. I was going

to get a cheap one though, like £300 one

off Amazon. But she knows a guy who sells

them and then she's also into them as

well. So she thought, I'll just buy him

one.

It was nice though to have that e-bike.

The e-bike really helped me a lot. It

helped to motivate motivate me to do

driving lessons and helped me get to that

British girl's house. And I did a bunch of

cycling streams. I had fun with it too.

She pays the bills for your food?

Actually, I pay my own food because she

doesn't go shopping. I had to go on Tesco

and order my own groceries. Cost me £60

for a few weeks of groceries.

I paid for her car insurance for the whole

year, and that's like £800. So I think

that is worth more than electric bills.

Okay, am I ready to do the unboxing? Let

me think what I want to say. So I need to

do this uninterrupted. I won't, I won't be

responding to the chat for maybe Maybe 6

minutes because it's got to be like

YouTube style. So I'll

just unbox it, say some stuff, probably

say wow. Spoiler alert, I might go wow.

And then if I run out of things to say,

I'll respond to the chat because I think

after 5 minutes in a video, it doesn't

really matter what happens after 5 minutes

as long as the first 5 minutes is relevant

to the title of the YouTube video,

because most people don't watch longer

than a few minutes, especially if they

realize it's like clickbait or something.

Average view duration on a 10-minute video

is usually about 4 minutes.

Let me see my Steam Deck unboxing video.

I got to double monetize everything. I

made a mistake. Just filming videos.

I should livestream and film the videos

live. That way I get AdSense on Twitch and

AdSense on YouTube. Genius. I only

made $6 on my Steam Deck unboxing video.

$6. It only got 2K views.

It only had a 2:56— 2-minute 56 average

view duration.

I thought he had work today, yet here he

is on Twitch. Who, me?

This is my work. I'm a professional Twitch

streamer. Trash Taste probably making

50K each place, probably since they sell

merch. Yeah, I bet they're raking it in,

like 500 per person per ticket per

event. And then they got merch, they

probably sell merch on site, and then they

do all the meet and greets and signing,

all those Lame people. Do you think the

people are lame? They want Connor's

autograph and they want to take a selfie.

They treat him like he's some kind of

A-list celebrity. Oh my God, can I have

your autograph?

Those kind of fans are just lame.

Like, if I met— when I met Ice Poseidon,

I wasn't like, oh, can I have your

autograph? Can you sign my underwear?

Who am I a massive fan of? I'm not really

a huge fan of anyone. I like watching some

people, but I wouldn't consider to be a

super fan. Made $20

from Twitch. I actually made $39 on Twitch

in only 3 weeks, so at this rate I think

I can get to $50 in a month, which would

pay for Well,

it easily covers the LiveU because the

LiveU cost me £22 a month for the next 48

months. So I'm going to be paying for the

LiveU for the next 4 years.

We want action, not talking about ice,

Poseidon. What kind of action?

Join my OnlyFans. It's got plenty of

What? Why is it not charging the phone?

The battery icon is just blinking instead

of charging. That's weird. Yeah,

it's not charging.

The battery thing is just blinking. Maybe

that means it is charging. I don't know.

Okay, yeah, I need to unbox this. Stop

talking. I'm nervous because I don't want

to like break character during this

because I can't edit it. Well, I could.

I'd have to download the VOD and then edit

it and re-upload it, which is a pain. I

just want to clip it and export it

straight to YouTube. Now I'm

getting nervous.

Okay, don't distract me.

It's way harder to do when it's live.

Okay, let me do a practice.

See, when I take it down now, you can't

see it. I need to angle it lower, maybe

like this. It will look better like that.

It's quite a heavy box.

Oh, I'm so excited! Is it gonna

be bigger than the Steam Deck?

Okay, here we go.

What if I don't do an intro?

Fuck, I can't do it now. I'm getting stage

fright.

I made too much of a fuss about it.

I should have done it more casually.

How do I do this? I'm scared.

Okay, I'm just gonna open it.

Oh, there's hairs all over it too.

Okay, unboxing my

brand new Switch OLED, take 1.

Did you see that? Oh, it's the box!

Wow, this knife's sharp.

Switch OLED.

Wow, it's pretty heavy.

What's inside the box? Nothing.

Okay, so This is the main box.

Oh look, there's stuff on the back.

Tabletop mode. Oh yeah, it's got this

fancy kickstand now, and it comes with the

dock thing so you can plug it into the TV.

Oh, it comes with this as well. Very

generous of Nintendo.

What's that thing here? How do I open it?

Oh, this is the Switch. That's it.

Oh my God, it's so thin. For some reason I

thought it'd be thicker. So the cool

thing about the Switch OLED compared to

the Steam Deck is you can detach the

controllers and you just have this screen.

It looks like a phone. That's so

weird like that.

It doesn't look like a Switch, it looks

like a phone or a tablet.

Yeah, it's interesting because you don't

actually need the controllers plugged in.

Okay, so that is the main bit of the

Switch OLED. Let me compare it to the

Switch Lite. Wow, that is big! Whoa,

that is big compared to the Switch Lite

screen. It's huge.

And then we have the Joy-Con.

Smells like plastic.

Joy-Con number 2.

This reminds me when I had the original

Switch and I bought this custom white

housing, and then me and my dad unscrewed

it, and then it took ages to screw it back

together. It was really difficult.

It looks pretty nice to have the white

housing, and then I sold it online because

I didn't want it anymore, and then I

bought a Switch Lite. So I sold the

original Switch, bought another Switch,

now bought a 3rd Switch when I don't even

like Nintendo games, to be honest.

What else do they give you?

Oh, this is the dock for the TV.

If I'm going traveling, I'm not sure if

I'd bring this because, well, I would have

a TV in hotels, wouldn't I?

Would I bring the dock? Hmm,

it is quite heavy and bulky,

but it turns it into a proper console. I

don't like the way when it's in the dock

it moves like that. That feels not good

because it's plugged into like a USB-C at

the bottom. I don't really want

it to be moving around like that.

Not great design.

That sounds not good when you put it down.

It should fit in snugly and then stay in

place.

Then you've got— what's this?

HDMI to HDMI. Very useful for

TVs. Then you've got the power

charger.

Oh nice, another USB-C charger.

Nice to have lots of those.

And then the control pad.

I've actually got a Switch Pro Controller,

I just remembered. Where is it?

I bought one of these braces as well, so I

could put it in here.

I tried putting the Steam Deck in this,

it would not fit. Okay, that feels pretty

good. That feels quite nice.

It's quite nice actually like that.

This feels so much better than using the

Joy-Cons. I need to try the Joy-Cons

first, I haven't Plug them in yet.

Just feels interesting.

It does look really nice. Look at that.

And the kickstand— whoa, look at the

kickstand! Oh, that kickstand is really

nice. It's like the Microsoft Surface

tablets. Whoa, it goes all the way back

like that. It bends so far backwards.

Has a nice click as well.

And you also get,

oh, little bumper things for the Joy-Cons

if you detach them.

So you could put it like this,

like that.

You could have it here on some kind of

surface and

then slot these in here.

This is so weird, it's like a square.

This feels strange.

I would definitely use the Pro Controller

over that.

I don't know if I'd ever used it like this

because the screen is kind of small to

have it propped up. On a surface. You

would want it in your hands close to your

face, wouldn't you?

It feels

I don't know if I'd say it feels better

than the Steam Deck. We're going to have

to do some comparisons.

Okay, we got the Steam Deck, Switch OLED,

and the Switch Lite.

Move it over here.

Which one do you like more?

My back hurts. Too much hunching.

Wow, look at the comparison between the

Switch OLED. Oh my God, the Switch

OLED screen is the same size as the Steam

quite literally.

But it doesn't have those massive chunky

controller things like the Steam Deck has,

so it's way smaller. Wow, the Steam Deck

feels huge compared to the Switch OLED,

and compared to Switch Lite, wow, they

both feel small. I mean, they both smell—

they both feel massive. They both

smell Speaking

is hard sometimes. I want to take

off the screen. See, Steam Deck can't do

this, can it? And just become a little

standalone phone. Look at

the screen! Look, it fits exactly inside

of the Steam Deck. It's the same size as

the Steam Deck screen.

Now I wonder which screen is better

quality, because this is OLED, but what is

the Steam Deck?

I wonder if it has a screen protector.

I'm a bit scared. I think it does.

No, it doesn't. Why don't companies put

screen protectors on the products by

default? Like Samsung puts screen

protectors on the phones. You don't have

to buy one.

Okay, let's switch

on the— no, first I want to do more

comparisons. Look at the Steam Deck.

They both have fan vents.

Steam Deck is so much heavier. My, my hand

is trembling from the weight. See,

not fake.

Wow, look. I think design-wise the Switch

OLED looks way better. I love the white

and the black, and I love the little

stand. It feels

really nice, although I don't really see

myself using it.

Does Nintendo have a web browser?

Probably not. I don't think they do. It's

covered in smudges already.

It feels way lighter than the Steam Deck.

Steam Deck? I never really liked holding

the Steam Deck, although the grips are

quite nice to wrap your fingers around.

I just, I don't know, something— the

triggers feel a lot nicer on the Steam

Deck. The triggers are pretty

tiny on the Switch.

Yeah, there's definitely less controller

to wrap your hands around.

Clicky thumbsticks.

Hmm, I think the Steam Deck feels a bit

better, and the buttons feel

better on the Steam Deck. The buttons

just feel kind of small on the Switch

OLED.

Switch Lite feels, feels like a toy.

Okay, switch on the Switch,

or I could put it into the dock like this.

But I have one question. Can you plug the

Switch OLED into a monitor with HDMI?

So I could try plugging into my monitor.

I don't think it matters because when am I

going to have a monitor just lying around?

Hmm, not sure what to think.

What if

I turn it on?

Wow, where's the volume?

It looks really big. And the bezels,

it's like there's way less bezels around

it compared

to this thing.

Oops, compared to Steam Deck.

Screen size is the same as a

Steam Deck. Interesting.

English. I don't want to dox my Wi-Fi

thing. Europe.

Next. Bing bing! Ah, I hate entering my

password.

So do you like my Switch OLED, yes or no?

Wait, I need to put my Wi-Fi password

first. Um, oh yeah,

I can use touchscreen.

N, K, A,

B. I think the touchscreen feels a lot

better on the Switch.

Now I have to remember my Nintendo

password. Oh, it feels really nice

actually to hold. The size of

the screen is nice.

Time zone.

UK.

Where is it? What is UTC?

Tokyo. Oh, I wish they put United

Kingdom at the beginning of any country

list. Where is United Kingdom? Oh,

London. Why is London +1 UTC?

Detach Joy-Cons. Wow, that screen

looks nice.

Why does it want me to detach the

Joy-Cons?

Use the console with the Joy-Con

controllers attached or detached.

Okay, next.

Wait, how do I— I need to import it from

my Switch Lite, don't I?

Do you plan on using the original console

in addition to this one? No.

Transfer one user and save data.

System update required.

Oh, how is it going to update it whilst

Okay, it's updating. Maybe I should charge

the Switch Lite. It's not charging my

phone for some reason.

I could do a Switch OLED versus Steam Deck

build quality comparison from just what I

I don't

know why I can't charge my phone. I've

plugged it into USB-C.

It's just blinking. The battery thing's

Oh wait, I got a donation. I didn't even

I need to put the thing back on.

Can you see it? When do you leave for

Thailand? Oh, thanks. Um,

that's top secret. I don't want to get

swarmed by crowds of avid fans

when I'm at the airport. Could pose a

security risk. Why was there no popup?

I think I didn't make it big enough. Let

me try again. It's been

a while since I got a dono. I forgot how

to do it.

Why don't I see it? When do you leave for

Thailand?

Where's my penguin that pops up?

Ah, whatever.

Okay, back to Switch. Do you still

have the console you want to import a user

from? Yes. No.

Transfer one user. Next.

Downloadable software purchased by

transfer user will no longer be playable

on the original console.

Connect the AC adapter.

Sign in.

Okay,

it's getting hot. I need to turn my heater

Um, sign in using email address.

Oh,

I forgot my password.

What was

my password?

Dickhead. Why is my

name

Dickhead? Oh.

Display QR code.

I think I know what it is.

How's life? It's, um, pretty good.

Not bad. Could be

Oh, I can't log in.

Going to have to do forget my password.

Now I have to check my email. Oh my God.

Date of birth.

Hope I entered it correctly.

New password. Ah,

because it won't let me use the same.

Things. I need to

pee. Yes, reset.

Wait, I need to pay.

It's a bit annoying. It says

I need to update this system.

Does anyone else have a Switch OLED? Is it

good or is it bad?

The colors pop. Yeah,

interesting to see Mario Kart if I can

transfer my damn username.

Battery is running low. It is connected.

Oh, it says it needs a system update. It

won't let me update. It says battery is

low even though it's plugged into the

Why is it updating dead cells?

Oh, I dropped it. I can't update it

because it says battery low and it's on

12% and it's charging.

A Switch is too expensive.

Um, yeah, it's a bit expensive,

£300, but then this was £500

and the Switch Lite was £220 when I bought

I actually don't know what storage size

is. It doesn't

have an SD card slot.

What?

And how do you open the game card slot?

Look.

Why won't it focus?

How do you open this?

Do I push it?

Spamming my chat.

And RVZ,

I'm gonna time you out.

Timeout 6,000 seconds. How many minutes is

that? Is that 100 minutes?

I can't open the game card slot.

Do you push it down or what? There's no

Oh, you just— I

see.

Oh, for God's sake, so annoying.

Says connect an adapter for each console,

move them close together.

Yeah, then what?

Let's play a game. What kind of game?

I've only got Mario Kart on cartridge.

Probably can't download a game and stream

at the same time. It would make the stream

lag.

P5R is coming to Switch

in 2 weeks. What's P5R?

I can't get it to work.

I'm trying to transfer my Switch account

from the Switch Lite to the Switch OLED.

Why won't it let me do it?

It says prepare the source console as well

as the target console.

Oh shit, no,

this one. Continue.

Oh, it says searching.

Oh, transfer on the other console.

Oh, it's doing it!

Look at that.

Steam Deck is so ugly.

Yeah, it is a bit. It's not a great

looking thing. It's too wide like that.

The controller bit is just so fat,

but then the Switch one is so small.

Wait, if you plug the Switch OLED into a

TV, do you still get the OLED? You don't,

do you? Because you'd be playing on the

TV. So the Switch OLED has no benefit

over the Switch Lite if you're gonna plug

it into it. Well, the Switch Lite can't

even plug into a TV,

but if you're playing the Switch on the

TV, then what is the benefit of the Switch

OLED? There's no benefit, right?

I mean, I could go and play some Mario

Kart with my sister since she's here.

Japraner! We did play it when Chihiro was

here, I think. Yeah, we did a 4-player

because that was when her ex-boyfriend was

here. I think it was quite fun.

On my dad's TV. I was surprised when my

dad got that big TV because my dad never

splashed out and bought nice new things

ever. I don't remember him ever buying

like a brand new nice thing. And then

around 2017 or 2016,

he started to buy stuff. He got this big

60-inch TV, drilled it into the wall. He

got these nice speakers.

It's a shame he never got like a nice car

or a nice phone. He hated phones.

When smartphones started to become

mainstream, he kept complaining, saying,

oh, I hate these, need really small pointy

fingers to use them. He hated touchscreen

devices. He said— I remember he used to

say, in the future, I think human beings

are going to evolve to have really pointy

fingers like mine so they can do

touchscreen stuff. Yeah, a bit annoying.

You have sausage fingers, you're trying to

use a phone. When I went to the post

office yesterday or the day before to post

the Oculus Quest, the woman who helped me,

she had massive sausage fingers. Her hands

were like a balloon, like someone Injected

it and pumped in a load of air. Why do

people get those sausage fingers?

Steam games are better. Yeah, that is one

interesting point, because on the Steam

Deck I can get Hitman, I can get Elden

Ring, can get Sekiro.

But if you get a Switch and you, you are

not really a fan of Nintendo games What do

you have? You've got Dark Souls Remastered

on it. I might get that.

Um, got Saints Row. I hate Saints Row,

it's so lame. You got GTA Trilogy. That

looks rubbish. I mean, you can get GTA 5

on the Steam Deck for comparison.

If you like Pokémon, you need a Switch. I

don't like Pokémon. I don't mind Zelda. I

had Breath of the Wild. I finished it. It

was okay, but it wasn't amazing. But I

like Sea of Thieves.

Can I refund the Switch OLED if I don't

like it? I got it on Amazon. I did unbox

it carefully. Didn't I?

Switch has Mario Kart, which is one of my

You're never gonna use it, refund it. But

I want it. I need to sell one of these

things. Who wants my Switch Lite? I'll

sell it to you for £80. Steam Deck.

Do you want to buy my Steam Deck? It comes

with an SD card.

Okay, let's see.

So musical when you press buttons.

The Switch OLED feels so much nicer in the

hand. It's so light.

Switch Lite is how laggy the interface is.

I don't know if it's better on OLED. Did

they improve the specs a little bit, or is

it just a screen?

Nintendo eShop.

Woo, orange!

Whoa, how do I turn the brightness up?

It's exactly the same as the Switch Lite

with the interface. It feels a bit faster.

Okay, let's see what games are on. Do I

have battery? I've got 80%

battery. Okay,

it's working

like that.

Usually when you charge on Android,

the little lightning bolt appears on the

battery, but my battery is blinking.

Okay, let me look at the eShop.

Whoa, it definitely seems like it looks

better than the Steam Deck with the

Is it the Steam Deck? Is it the Switch

Lite?

The Steam Deck screen, hmm, it's okay,

but it just doesn't really jump into my

face like the Switch OLED does.

So what games we got on the Switch?

We've got— oh, new Splatoon. I never

played Splatoon.

Stupid characters with massive names.

Uh, Overwatch 2.

When did that come out? I never liked

Overwatch. Fall Guys. That's free.

God, this looks so much better than the

Switch Lite. Oh, Skyrim!

I never played Skyrim.

Fortnite. Do you remember when I was

really into Fortnite and we used to do

Fortnite streams? That was funny.

Stream is cutting out. Is it?

Looks fine to me. OW2,

what is that? I've got

Monster Hunter. I hate Monster Hunter,

such a bad crappy looking game, like it's

from the year 2002.

Bayonetta, is that any good? What are the

recent releases like?

Just— what are these games? They look like

stupid mobile games.

Mermaid Story, £80.

Sword Art Online. Some weird weeb game.

Is Skyrim any good? I never played

Skyrim. Why is Link in it?

Is it just like Elden Ring? Skyrim?

What about Sea of Thieves? The store still

feels laggy.

Spider-Man.

Wow, I could get Spider-Man on the

handheld. Maybe Steam Deck is better.

And the games just look crap on Switch,

and the store is so laggy and slow.

You've got Cooking Simulator.

These suck.

So, so what are on the top 10 charts?

Number 1— oh

my God, some stupid Disney game is number—

Monkey Island is number 2.

What is this?

Dreamlight Valley.

Oh, that's so gay.

What is that rubbish? Monkey Island,

FIFA, Among Us.

These games are rubbish. Minecraft,

Assassin's Creed,

Monopoly. Oh my God, these games suck.

Saints Row.

Look, these are the top 3 games on Switch

right now. Monkey Island, Inside— that was

from ages ago. How are these the top

games? Coming soon.

Driving simulator. Bus driving simulator.

Saijin: NieR: Automata.

Another weeb game.

What? These games, what are they?

They look so rubbish.

I like the device. Hardware is cool, but

the software just sucks.

Steam Deck seems better. I can't even play

Hitman.

Current offers.

Cuphead.

ABBA. Oh, there's an ABBA game.

Jesus.

Yeah, this sucks. I'm refunding it.

I just don't know what I'd play on it.

What about

Dark Souls?

You've got, uh, Dark Souls Remastered.

Could be fun. I mean, I like Elden Ring,

so Dark Souls would be fun, wouldn't it?

Isn't it basically just Elden Ring but it

doesn't have the open world? I don't

really care about the open world.

What do you do on NieR: Automata?

This looks just like Elden Ring with the

They have other Dark Souls games on Steam

Deck. Yeah, they've got everything on

Steam Deck.

Maybe I'll get Dark Souls and do a review

and say, as an avid fan of Souls games and

Elden Ring, I just knew, I just knew I

had to get this game. Unfortunately, it

was shit. I don't think Sea of Thieves is

on Switch. Oh, but I like Sea of Thieves.

Do do do do do do do do do.

Oh, why can't they put Sea of Thieves on

it? Do do do do

do do.

Do do do do do

do do do do do do

do do do do. So these

games have demos.

My divorce story.

I wonder if someone just made a game based

off their divorce story.

But then I don't really know what I want

to play on the Steam Deck either.

Which one should I keep? I guess you guys

are gonna say keep the Steam Deck, but I

want— I mean, Steam Deck has Elden Ring.

That's pretty cool. And it also has GTA 5

and Cyberpunk.

Oh, I don't know. Let's try Mario Kart

since I have it here.

Mario Kart 8. I used to play this a lot

when I was in Korea.

There's also no SD card on this thing.

At least the Switch Lite has an SD card

slot under there.

Keep the OLED. I could keep both,

couldn't I? Why not?

I'm a content creator who makes videos

about tech. Kirby and the

Forgotten Land.

Let me try Mario Kart.

Imagine I get to Thailand, I don't do any

gaming.

Stock market opens in 10 minutes.

We're having a nice fat bounce today.

Game library is better on Steam Deck, but

The OLED looks nicer design-wise,

and it's lighter.

It's lighter because the Steam Deck is a

rig. Yeah,

it's pretty beefy.

I just wish it was a bit more, you know,

condensed sideways.

The buttons on the Switch OLED feel really

tiny as well.

Oh, it's downloading. Hmm,

not sure. What to do?

Battery life. The Steam Deck battery life

is maybe an hour and a half if you play

Hitman, and the Switch

OLED is probably like 5 or 6 hours,

although it claims it has 10 hours, but

that's probably if you play a very simple

game. What do I have on my Switch Lite?

I used to play a lot of more— had

Dead Cells, Saints Row, Metroid. Oh,

these were just demos. I played Assassin's

Creed, that was okay.

These are just demos I downloaded for

videos. Steam Deck has better games.

Look, it's got Dying Light, Dark Souls 3.

Switch has Doom.

It's even got Resident Evil.

I guess the Steam Deck is a better

console.

Did I buy the Pro Controller? Yes, I had

that controller from 2 years

ago. I bought it in It's

pretty— Joy-Cons

off and then just put

it on the, the Pro Controller.

It's weird when you do that, it doesn't

look like a gaming console.

Also, the Steam Deck has a web browser

which I could use for Tinder.

Oh crap, I was pressing the volume button.

So if I need a spare web— because I

keep getting banned on Tinder. This feels

quite nice.

That would be quite nice for gaming,

actually.

It's not too heavy.

I don't think I'd bring the dock. I don't

know, I might end up with the TV if I move

in with the Thai girlfriend.

You lost the rubber pad on the grip part.

Oh yeah, that— oh crap, it's gonna scratch

it.

Oh my God, did it scratch it?

Can't refund it.

Oh, I want to keep both of them. I don't

want to refund it. It's mine, it's mine,

my precious. Look how cool that is when

you got the little Stand. It's like a

little tablet. I've got

so many devices now. Oh my God, airport

security is going to think I'm moving into

the country to sell stolen goods or

You didn't need an OLED, but I wanted it.

It looks so shiny. I need help.

Got too much stuff. Taiga was gonna

Got this too,

and this,

and this.

Oh my God, oh my God.

And I've got a gaming laptop on my desk.

What else

do I have? I've got like 5 different mics.

GoPro. I got this magnet for the GoPro.

It's pretty cool.

What's that?

Wow, we've got these as

well, wireless mics.

I need to do a packing stream. Maybe not

today, maybe tomorrow I'll do a packing

stream. Got to pack all this shit into

my bag. I'm not going to bring Switch

Lite.

Was I serious in the review zone? Will I

keep the Deck? I don't know, I can't

decide. I like the Switch OLED, but the

games are not amazing on it unless there's

like a specific Nintendo game you want to

play, or if there's like a specific game

you really like that's on the Switch.

Steam Deck's good. Because it's got a

browser on it and I need to make a new

Tinder. Plus it's got really cool games on

it like Elden Ring,

Hitman.

What do I have?

I've got Sekiro, got Sea of

Thieves. Sea of Thieves is a pretty fun

game. Resident Evil.

You can even play Warhammer on it. Pretty