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23 minutes to go. Can't wait.

Maybe we do Uber Eats tonight. I want to try this other McDonald's.

I tried a motorway McDonald's.

I'm in the mood to make money.

I hate it when you accidentally close the tab by perfectly clicking on the tiny little X, but when I'm playing Rainbow Six, I never have such pinpoint accuracy.

Dinner time in 20 minutes. You won't believe what happened to your favorite game. There's loads of new words for old things. Mindfulness— sitting still.

Overnight oats— cold porridge.

I'm polyamorous. You're a shagger. Never found Russell Howard funny. Words for old. Her name is Mika. How did you get such a luxurious motorcycle? Everything you want. Here's the fastest way to go down.

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you just read a lot and you understand, like, all of a sudden you'll see trends and you'll be well informed. If you want, like, the secret to get—

2026 is 3 months away, and somehow 2026 2020 was 5 years ago. In between, everything changed. Not loudly, not all at once, but slowly. We lost people we thought we'd never lose, let go of things we thought would last forever, learned to live with questions that never got answers. Time didn't pause. It didn't ask if we were

okay. It just kept moving, and we had to move with it. Some of it broke us. Some of it rebuilt us. But all of it shaped us. And if you're reading this now, you made it. Maybe not unchanged. Maybe not as certain. But you're still here. Still breathing. Still trying. And that means more than you think. Because

after everything, you didn't disappear. You grew.

Feeling.

If someone told me I'd be

having a job as a live streamer,

I would not have imagined it would be like this.

I would have imagined it like I'm on the camera and I got all these viewers and I'm getting loads of donos and the chat's going wild and I'm like African Gold

and everyone loves me. Instead, I just sit in the fucking room,

bored out my skull.

Not even one donor.

It's like corrupt a dream.

It's like, imagine you're at school and then unknown careers advisor comes and says, in the future you're gonna be this, and then It's like, like a shit version of what this was.

So it's, you're going to be a chef, and then you're just in a McDonald's kitchen flipping burgers. You're going to be a live streamer, and then it's just you spinning in a chair with a dead chat, bored out your mind.

I love how everyone thought Dr Disrespect would cancel with all the stupid attack videos and he's still going strong with 10,000 viewers and he got his YouTube channel remonetized.

Cancel culture can go suck a dick.

I love how everyone's like, oh, Pirate Software's career is over, life ruined, and he still gets like 10K viewers on

Twitch. People are stupid.

Yeah, canceled by millions of people who never watch them anyway,

but the core audience is still there.

People are so dumb on YouTube. They're just getting farmed by a bunch of channel content creators. They're sheep.

You got the sheep and you got the farmers.

If people do fall off, it's usually because they just changed as a person, like iDubbbz did. Dr Disrespect kept going strong with what he was always doing.

No way I got an Uber Eats. Are you fucking kidding me? From my house?

Really?

You're joking.

I'm not taking that. I'm not going out at 7 o'clock at night.

I never got Uber Eats from my house.

There's like a new McDonald's on the map that didn't used to pop up there. Maybe they only recently started doing Uber Eats. Where is that McDonald's? It says it's there.

What is there? Is that a new McDonald's?

I can't— I'm shook. I've never seen Uber Eats activate when I'm at home before. That's insane. I should have it on all the time whilst I'm waiting for deliveries.

It's the McDonald's at the M20 service station.

No way, I can't believe that.

I can't believe it.

I should have my Uber Eats turned on all day.

Damn, look how many McDonald's there are. It's like 20.

Yeah, but I don't want to drive around in the dark.

I'll turn it on tomorrow morning because I could pop out and do that. And have the livery on as well.

Well, if I turn on the livery

Delivery doesn't really work like that. You got to go into the zone.

£7, pretty good though.

Do 2 of those in an hour, £14.

I couldn't believe that.

If I only had more restaurants around. I mean, they've got

fish and chips and a Chinese takeaway in Lenham. Why don't they do Uber Eats? I think the restaurant has to sign up themselves to accept Uber Eats, don't they?

Usually the chain ones are already all signed up, like Domino's, Pizza Hut,

but I think the restaurant has to pay a fee, so they don't bother.

There's the Indian restaurant in Harriersham and the pub. There's not really much around here.

And the Co-op. You think the Co-op would get Uber Eats?

It's annoying because I'm like right in the middle of 3 hubs, and in the middle there's really nothing apart from that McDonald's.

I'm in the Bermuda Triangle of food delivery.

The actor that plays Jaime Lannister, he kind of looks like a more handsome version of PewDiePie.

He speaks like 5 languages. His normal accent's really weird.

Danish. I actually thought he was British.

I thought Tyrion was British as well, but he's American. Uber Eats again?

No way, £12

to Tunbridge.

No, I'm not doing it. I'm gonna have dinner in 5 minutes.

I'm having dinner in 5 minutes. My house, come on in.

When I first saw this house, this, this room was packed with photos. Obviously we took them down, we painted it, uh, and we also added this light fixture that I am pretty crazy about. This is the main room. I've been working out of LA for 15, 20 years and now seemed like a good time to find a

place. When I then found this place, you know, obviously I wasn't sure that my wife was going to like it, but I fell in love with it, so I thought I'm just gonna go for it, and then hopefully he gives me like 45-year-old PewDiePie vibes but better looking. A friend that also is a good friend of my

wife, Lonnie Castle, and her friend Brigitta, they, they're interior designers. They said, why don't we help you out? Let's, let's, let's go in. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau comes over, and they did an amazing job, and I'm still married, so it turned out, it turned out okay. We wanted it to be simple, comfortable, and take advantage of all the windows

and all the greenery and have that be the main attraction, if you will. Oh, by the way, this is Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones. It was made by fans. I'm supposed to give this to Gwendoline Christie. Anyway, this chair is really comfortable. It looks a little weird, but it's amazing. This, by the way, is kind

of funny. I was doing a documentary All over Greenland. My wife's from Greenland, and I did this documentary. At one point, I was in a city called Tasiilaq, which is on the east coast of Greenland. By the time I get to McDonald's, the McDonald's would be cold if they've already made it. One time I got there late

because I got lost. They had to remake the meal. I wanted to say, can I have the cold one then? It can't be that cold.

Quick, put it in the bin.

Like, you can't keep it heated when it's already cold.

It was waiting on the shelf for me to come pick it up for too long because I got lost. I think I missed the exit on the road. I had to go all the way up and then make a U-turn and come all the way back down again. Oh, another McDonald's.

£7.50.

Look, damn,

I'm going to turn it on tomorrow.

I'll just— I'll farm that McDonald's. Holy shit, I didn't know that McDonald's. Why didn't I ever go to that McDonald's before? Because I just assumed it's on the motorway, so who's gonna order McDonald's from the motorway McDonald's?

Yeah, I might test it out tomorrow.

Well, 7 o'clock, dinner time.

Bye-bye.