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Climbing a mountain in Kyoto
2019-07-28 · 11 min
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We're in Kyoto.
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0:07–0:11 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_0$25 lunchbox.
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0:20–0:22 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_1It's Snoopy. $25 for
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0:24–0:27 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_2a bloody lunchbox? No thanks.
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0:28–0:29 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_3What a fantastic view of
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0:41–0:45 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_4a helicopter landing pad. Uh, so hot.
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0:46–0:48 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_5We're in Kyoto. Very hot in
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0:51–0:55 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_6Kyoto today.
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0:55–0:56 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_7More escalators. Well, this station is
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1:08–1:10 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_8weird. Look, it's like a massive hole in
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1:10–1:15 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_9the ground.
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1:15–1:15 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_10Oh, but when she sent me a message,
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1:46–1:49 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_11I don't have a choice.
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1:49–1:50 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_12We're in a tourist area.
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2:05–2:08 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_13I 'm
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2:23–2:29 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_14climbing a mountain.
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2:30–2:34 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_15ど う も どう いた。
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2:34–2:40 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_16はい ら へ ん。 Your
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2:40–2:44 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_17bag 's too small.
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2:45–2:46 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_18I'm sweating. Me too.
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2:49–2:52 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_19Oh, more steps.
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3:00–3:01 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_20It's never-ending.
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3:05–3:05 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_21We're still
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3:09–3:13 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_22climbing. The mountain.
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3:13–3:15 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_23Are we at the top yet? Oh yes, yes,
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3:19–3:22 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_24yes. 20 minutes from here to reach
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3:23–3:26 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_25the top.
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3:27–3:27 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_26How did they build a staircase up a
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3:30–3:32 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_27mountain? Crazy.
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3:32–3:35 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_28It's just so weird. Hundreds of years ago,
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3:35–3:39 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_29they just decided to build a staircase up
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3:39–3:41 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_30a mountain. Someone's living here.
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3:41–3:45 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_31Can you imagine living on a mountain?
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3:45–3:48 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_32Weird. It's quite peaceful when there's no
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3:50–3:53 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_33people around. Very peaceful. You can
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3:54–3:58 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_34listen to the sounds of the jungle.
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3:59–4:00 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_35Very nice. Very quiet place.
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4:06–4:09 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_36What's in here? They'll tell me off again
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4:16–4:20 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_37for filming. For some reason, the people
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4:20–4:22 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_38who own these shops, they don't like me
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4:22–4:25 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_39taking photos or videos around it.
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4:25–4:27 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_40Apparently there was an old man sitting
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4:29–4:31 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_41there staring at us.
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4:31–4:32 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_42Spider.
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4:37–4:39 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_43Touch it.
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4:40–4:45 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_44It's nice and cool here.
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4:46–4:48 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_45Waterfall flowing into a plastic bucket.
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4:50–4:54 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_46What a beautiful scene. Go inside.
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4:56–4:59 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_47Have a shower. Ha ha ha!
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5:00–5:03 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_48Look at the plastic bucket.
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5:05–5:06 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_49Whoa! Gobolte nanti? Stick insect.
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5:08–5:12 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_50Sticky. Stick insect. Sticky insect.
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5:12–5:15 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_51Yeah. Really? Because it looks like a
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5:16–5:18 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_52stick. Sticky insect.
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5:19–5:21 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_53We made it to the top.
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5:35–5:36 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_54Mount Inari. Better than
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5:38–5:41 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_55Mount Fuji.
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5:41–5:42 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_56There's so many red gate things
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5:52–5:54 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_57everywhere. Why are there so many?
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5:54–5:57 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_58What is the point of these red gates?
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6:04–6:06 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_59What do they mean?
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6:07–6:08 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_60You know nothing and you call yourself a
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6:12–6:16 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_61Japanese woman.
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6:16–6:17 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_62You don't know your own country.
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6:20–6:22 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_63They got told off, not allowed to sit on
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6:26–6:28 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_64the steps. No sitting,
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6:28–6:32 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_65get off the steps.
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6:36–6:37 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_66We're at the top of Mount Inari.
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6:39–6:43 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_67How do you feel? Yeah, we achieved.
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6:43–6:48 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_68We achieved. Yay!
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6:48–6:50 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_69Look, they put spikes.
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6:56–7:00 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_70So you can't sit here. They put plastic
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7:10–7:12 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_71spikes there. They're so
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7:12–7:16 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_72sneaky. Give me water.
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7:16–7:20 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_73Take his stuff. Take his stuff.
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7:25–7:28 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_74Steal it because
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7:29–7:35 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_75it looks like a stick.
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7:35–7:36 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_76Oh,回ってる。Hey, how do you feel?
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7:49–7:50 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_77You bored? You anywhere
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7:54–7:58 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_78you said bored, stupid man.
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7:58–8:01 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_79I get her. She doesn't even know how to
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8:11–8:15 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_80use a camera. Look, this is racist.
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8:15–8:17 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_81Japanese only.
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8:18–8:19 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_82Look, it's racist. Japanese only
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8:22–8:26 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_83fortune telling. Foreigners not allowed.
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8:26–8:29 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_84No sitting. No, no sitting.
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8:31–8:36 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_85You're gonna get told off. Do not give
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8:38–8:41 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_86food to monkeys. It is dangerous to see
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8:42–8:44 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_87eyes with a monkey.
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8:44–8:45 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_88Who's this?
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8:47–8:51 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_89Something bit me. So where? Here.
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8:51–8:55 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_90Look,
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8:55–8:57 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_91the skin getting wet.
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8:59–9:00 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_92So many insects everywhere.
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9:03–9:05 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_93Disgusting insects. Yuck.
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9:06–9:09 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_94Smells like smoke.
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9:12–9:13 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_95They're having a barbecue. Barbecue in the
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9:16–9:19 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_96mountains. Roast boar,
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9:19–9:22 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_97roast monkey.
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9:24–9:24 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_98What are they doing? They're praying.
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9:28–9:31 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_99Praying.
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9:31–9:32 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_100Very nice view.
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9:46–9:48 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_101Why is he blowing a horn?
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9:56–9:57 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_102Mr. Meow Meow. Meow meow, another cat
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10:28–10:31 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_103coming.
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10:31–10:31 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_104It's the cat from before.
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10:35–10:37 · rev_318523d96de2f03e72747a4e47cde9bf_105