I'M BACK ON YOUTUBE BABY -D

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Can I do chat?

Oh no.

Welcome back to my YouTube.

Oh, I didn't sign in to Streamlabs.

Login YouTube.

Excellent connection.

Wow, it's been a very long time.

How do

I— oh, it's here,

and then you do pop out.

Let's see

if this works.

Yes, pro streamer,

pro streamer.

What do you mean?

Sponsored. Okay, I think— yeah,

everything looks good. Wow.

Oh, I didn't tidy my room.

Maybe I'll turn my light off.

Whoa, it's spooky!

Welcome, Johan Level 1. Oh,

thank you.

Do you like my lighting? It's purple

Okay, so finally 90 days has passed.

Bloody Tim Schofield.

Uh, if you remember, 3 months ago I

got a strike because of stupid Tim. I

couldn't stream on YouTube, so I was on

Twitch. But finally,

it is the 22nd of April, exactly 90 days,

and I'm back on YouTube.

See if people prefer the YouTube streams

over the Twitch streams. Oh, it's so

annoying getting a strike. I hate waiting

90 days. 90 days is such a

It's crazy to think the last time I

streamed on YouTube was all the way back

in January,

and I was wearing my robe and it was

freezing cold. It seems like such a long

time ago. And my stocks weren't all

crashing and I wasn't depressed. I was

much happier in January. Escaped from that

horrible Rotterdam place.

My stocks were doing really well and now

everything sucks. Well, at least I'm

unbanned from streaming on YouTube, so

that's one good thing.

Why did they strike you? Because I used a

few, few minutes of his footage and he

didn't like it. And then he completely

ignored me when I tried to apologize for

it. Even tried to go on his Twitch stream

to talk to him, and he banned me from his

Twitch stream as well.

Can you believe how immature and petty

some people can be?

You have so many downvotes already. Yeah,

well, the haters don't come to Twitch,

and Twitch doesn't have a dislike button.

Button thing. It's one of the reasons why

I like Twitch more. Twitch doesn't have

all these toxic features. Why does YouTube

encourage toxic behavior like having a

dislike button? Why don't they just have a

massive fuck you, Daniel button as well?

Twitch is better in some cases because

they don't promote this toxic

hate-watching kind of thing that happens

on YouTube.

All these stupid people still following my

channel just so they can press the dislike

button. You know, the hate comments have

gotten a lot better on my channel, and

that's not because I've been moderating

it. I haven't really been doing anything.

It's because YouTube have become really

strict when it comes to hate comments.

Even my own comments are getting deleted.

You can't swear, you can't tell people to

eat my ass. I tried typing eat my ass in

like 10 different ways and I couldn't get

the comment past. The bot just

automatically deletes it. I couldn't say

stuff like go fuck your mama.

So all my haters have probably gotten

bored because they can't leave hate

comments anymore because of this stupid

new really hyper-strict YouTube auto mod.

And then they're accusing me of deleting

comments. I'm not deleting it, it's not

me. Even my comments are getting deleted.

So now the hate watchers have gotten bored

because they can't leave the hate

So on the plus side, we've probably gotten

rid of most of the hate watchers. On the

downside, I've lost a lot of views because

a lot of the views were coming from the

hate watchers. So you take the bad and

the good. You lose the bad, you lose the

Still vaping? Yeah, well, I gotta suck on

something, don't I, during the stream.

See how much my channel has died since I

stopped streaming.

Can you start making interesting content

soon? I can't do anything until the bloody

world reopens, which is not happening

anytime soon apparently. My views are down

so much, I can't even get 10k views after

3 days, and that's from one of my classic

girlfriend videos. Can you believe it? A

classic girlfriend video like that would

have gotten 40k views back in the day.

And now it's 6K views after 3 days. I'm so

disappointed,

but what can I do?

Usually I would have gone to a different

country, I would have met a girl, I would

have ranted about it and made some

content. I can't do it.

I can't even book a hotel until May 14th.

I can't even go to another country.

Japan's not even telling anyone when

they're reopening because they don't even

know when they're reopening. They might

not even reopen ever. I'll send Matthew

Perry over there again.

Maybe Korea could work, but they've got a

2-week quarantine period.

Just really annoying, stupid lockdown.

You would think a channel like me who's

called Hiding My Room, where I just sit in

my room, you think the lockdown wouldn't

really affect me. It turns out I need to

be able to travel to get content. You

can't just have content when you're in

your room all day long. And you can't meet

So yeah, it's very annoying. I feel like

this year is going to be worse than last

year because of all the variants. At least

last year we didn't have variants, did we?

Have I checked Korean streamers? There's

that one girl, Jinnyty. She's quite cute.

She streams on Twitch.

So I thought I would— wait,

let me check.

Yeah, I'll just do a short stream like

announcing I'm back on YouTube, and then

I've got some other streams planned.

Like, I'm gonna do a birthday stream since

I didn't get to do my birthday stream

thanks to bloody Tim. Otherwise I would

have streamed my birthday in March, so

I'll have to do it a month later since I

had the strike back in March. So it'd be

like a delayed happy belated birthday

stream.

I've got to do my birthday stream to keep

up with traditions.

My birthday was in March, so it's only a

month late. It's not too bad. It's not too

late. I feel like I still am allowed to do

a birthday stream.

That's weird.

I feel like just giving up making videos

and just streaming full-time like Ice

Poseidon does. What's the point trying to

make a video and then it only gets 6K

views when I could just stream for like 10

hours and it'll probably get 10K views?

I feel like there's no point even trying

anymore because people are not watching.

Just do a stream and smoke my vape.

Oh wow, I did a ring. Did you see it?

How's your stocks? Still doing terribly.

Had a bit of a— it went up a little bit

today, then it crashed again.

I managed to sell some when it went up,

and then I didn't— oh, I did. I bought

back in when it crashed again.

We've been telling you forever to switch

to streaming. Yeah, but I still— I was

still hoping that I could make like weird

cringe videos like back in the day and

maybe it would go viral, but it's just not

happening. Even my latest cringe

video about wanting a girlfriend— maybe

I'm just not as cringy as I used to be.

What do you think? As I've gotten older,

I definitely feel like I've become less

You're just uncreative. Yeah, maybe I just

ran out of ideas.

Why my ex-girlfriend wasn't up to my

standards and then lose 500 subs.

Great.

You can go Twitch, play games. I might

play a bit, see if I can play Rainbow Six

on Twitch next time. Not sure if my

internet can handle it.

I want to do an angry rant about Abba and

Preach. I feel like some of their points

are a bit stupid. Like, they were

criticizing me for making a video that

could upset my ex-girlfriend's feelings

whilst they were completely okay with

making a video reacting to me upsetting my

feelings. Don't you think that's really

hypocritical? So they're saying, boohoo,

Daniel made a meanie video saying mean

things and it's gonna upset this poor

woman, and then they just made a video

bashing me to half a million people and

didn't even care if it upset my feelings.

And then they say, why didn't I write it

in a journal instead of blasting my

girlfriend to hundreds of thousands of

people? Well, why didn't they write it in

a journal instead of blasting me to half a

million people? It's like I could turn

every point they made back on them.

Write in a journal. Even Elvis was saying,

why don't you write in your diary? Why

don't you write in your diary?

Why doesn't every YouTuber just write in

their diary? Write in

your diary, idiots. The whole point of

making a video is because you want people

to see it. If I write in a diary, no one's

gonna see it.

People say such stupid things.

Why doesn't Report of the Week write in

his diary about what he thinks of

Starbucks' new coffee instead of making a

video? Just write in your diary, bro.

Stupid points.

So yeah, I'm gonna make a My Problem with

Abba and Preach. So since my own viewers

don't watch anymore, I need to leech off

other people's viewers. Simon and Martina

video is doing better, starting to rack up

views thanks to people searching Simon and

Martina. So now I just gotta do the whole

my problem with blah blah blah and then

come up with some points to moan about.

So I'm not— I'm done. I'm not making these

stupid videos anymore to get 6K views.

I'm done. I quit.

They used you. Yeah, exactly. They're

complaining, saying I used my

ex-girlfriend for views, and they're using

me for views for their own benefit, and

they don't give a crap if they upset me or

if they sent a bunch of their fans to come

and hate on me. They didn't even ask my

permission to use my footage. So obviously

I'm happy about it because I made a couple

hundred dollars and I got some new subs.

But they're bashing me and

then they're doing exactly the same thing

for what they're bashing me about.

So that makes me a little bit upset,

to be honest. I'm sick and tired of

getting constantly bashed for doing things

that everyone else is doing.

Maybe I should just clip that and put that

as the video. That was pretty good. It's

basically what I wanted to say.

Stop whining. You stop whining, Sherry.

Tell me to stop whining? The hell do you

think you are? King of England.

When am I going back to Japan? I'm going

as soon as they open. But I've been

following Andy Milonakis and he wants to

go to Asia. He said Japan's a no-go.

He tried getting an entertainment visa and

he got denied. So he's trying for Taiwan.

If Taiwan's a no-go, he's going to go to

Korea. So maybe I'll just copy him. If he

can go to Korea, then I should be able to

I would like to go back to Asia where I

belong.

Welcome back, you bitch. Miss you

too, guys. It's nice streaming on Twitch,

but I don't know, there's just something

a little bit different about streaming on

Twitch. It's like half you guys are not

there, and it's like half the community

is not there. Maybe the better half of the

community is there, but still it just

feels— I don't know.

Because I was born and raised on YouTube,

not Twitch. I'm not a Twitch streamer,

I'm a YouTube streamer.

Is the Twitch still sublocked? No,

everyone can watch now, but I had to

delete everything because stupid idiots

kept spamming the N-word, and then I got a

1-day ban because I wasn't moderating it

properly. So I had to wipe everything in

case there were n-words somewhere. So now

I've also had to prevent text-to-speech

from popping up unless I approve it.

I ordered some presents for my fake

birthday party.

So I should have more stuff to open.

Oh, I got this beer set.

I don't know if I'll have another,

another beer. I've still got 4 left.

Yeah, I might have a beer a bit later. I

might have a burger as well because I

didn't have much for dinner.

So what are we gonna talk about?

I don't know. Look at my beer set.

Wait, I have to approve everything now,

do I? Don't I? Or do

I? Oh no, I don't have to.

Oh, thanks, Shift Kill. You can stream on

both Twitch and YouTube at the same time.

Oh, but it sounds complicated. I don't

know if my internet can handle it.

Wow, it's so delayed. I think I've got the

settings so it's delayed.

Very generous.

Don't you need really good internet to be

able to handle it? What, what I could do

is— no,

I was gonna say I could stream on my phone

and logged into Twitch and then like

set the phone up. But it's the same

people, isn't it? You guys watching now,

you're the same people who watch me on

Twitch. It's not like I have a separate

audience on Twitch. It's all the same

people. If I had a separate audience,

then yeah, maybe that would be a good

What's he gonna do? Alert delay donation

Super Chat.

No, there's no delay. I don't know why it

takes so long to pop up.

Welcome back.

I think you can make more money on Twitch.

I'm not sure. I did Twitch for about 4

weeks and in total I made about $400.

It's okay. I think the YouTube streams

would make more.

Um, what am I doing? Oh.

How many weeks has the sweater been on?

I've been wearing it since January.

Smells good. I'll stop wearing

it soon because it's starting to get a bit

warm, but it's still not warm enough. I

used to have triple layers, so I had a

shirt, this one, and the jumper, but now

I'm down to 2 layers. 2 layers

is still manageable. I think in June the

jumper would be a bit difficult.

I also got this penis cream, antifungal,

and it's so good. You know how my foreskin

smells a lot sometimes? It doesn't smell

of anything now since I started using it.

It's so good. It's like an alcoholic

base, so it does burn a bit in the

beginning, but it just kills everything

down there and nothing can grow.

And then you can, you can not wash for 2,

3 days and then smell down there and it

still smells of nothing. It's amazing.

But I had a bath and I washed it off, so

it might start smelling again. I just

don't want to have a bath every day

because it just seems like a bit too much.

I can't shower because the shower's been

broken for nearly a month now and

no one's fixing it. I don't know why no

one's fixing it. The heater

plumber man came and he said apparently

the broken shower has nothing to do with

the heating. It might be the actual

shower. So I think we need a shower person

to come.

Where is Daniel now? I'm in my love hotel.

No, I'm in my bedroom. I could make my

bedroom Japan-themed. If I get, you know,

those Japan— what are they called?

It's like a, a folding wall and

it's like white squares. I could get one

of those put in the background,

or I could get a green screen and put

a Japanese background. But the green

screen is about £40. I don't know if I

want to spend £40 just to get a green

screen. It's like a

square that attaches to the back of your

Green screen Chihiro back in.

Yeah, I could green screen all my exes.

So I need to Photoshop all the pictures so

that they look like they're standing

together and then put them in the

background.

That would be kind of weird.

It's been a while since I watched you. I

left after the divorce. That was

ages ago. So much happened since then.

I'm so sad so many people just forgot

about my channel after everything that

happened last year. So many things

happened last year. People just got bored,

or they forgot, or the algorithm stopped

telling me— telling them about me. I lost

so many viewers. I don't know if I can get

them back.

I don't know what kind of tags or topics

would bring them back. Maybe I'm

getting back with Chihiro would bring back

a lot, or I got a new girlfriend might

bring some back. But then they might go,

oh, I forgot I was subbed to him,

unsub. So I always lose a bunch of subs

when I make a new video. I think it's

because The topic is bringing them back,

but then they're coming back and then

they're unsubbing.

Oh, thank you, Super Mannen, for the 66

sex.

Just not really much has been happening to

keep people watching, and then when you

stop watching, YouTube stops telling you

that I've uploaded.

Very kind.

The problem I'm having is So if I date a

viewer, then either I would have to keep

them a complete secret if they ask me to,

or I have to keep it very private,

or else it's gonna be a train wreck,

isn't it? So that leaves me with the other

option of dating a non-viewer, which means

I need to get back on Tinder, which I

have, and I've been chatting to some

Japanese ladies.

And a couple have said they would like to

meet up, but obviously I can't.

They seem quite nice. I'm pretty sure if I

can get back to Japan, I can quickly whip

up some dates so I've got some content.

Try and film it secretly as well.

I can say, oh, do you mind if I just film?

I want to show my mum I'm in Japan.

Just like that Korean girl. She didn't

even know. Remember the Korean girl I went

on dates with and I was filming from

behind?

Little did she know 50,000 people were

gonna— what?

Whoops, didn't mean to press it again.

I pressed accept and it showed up again.

But then she— I don't know if she blocked

me, but her profile disappeared from my

friends list. So maybe she found out.

Creep? Don't call me a creep. I'm doing it

for you guys because you won't watch any

of my other bloody content unless it's

creep content. So don't blame me. I'm

making it because that's what you guys

want to see. You're the creeps.

If you just watch my sausage review videos

in my garden, then I just do that, but you

don't watch it. So I'm blaming you

calling me a creep. You're the ones who

want the creep content. Look at the views.

Creep content. 50,000 views. Non-creep

content, 6K.

What if you got a job? Number one, how am

I supposed to get a job in a lockdown?

You know everyone's lost their jobs.

Number two, why would I want a job?

I've got many jobs.

I'm a content creator and a stock market

trader.

Everywhere's closed. Where am I going to

get a job at? All the people who were

laid off, they're going to get their jobs

back. And then the people who are looking

for jobs now, they're going to have even

more trouble.

Businesses still not opening.

Businesses are laying people off because

they can't afford to pay for staff, and

then you're telling me to get a job. It's

like some people don't even realize

there's a pandemic going on.

That was for you, for insulting

me. I burp in your face.

When's next anime arc coming? Stop

spamming, ruining my chat.

Why can't I ban people?

I have to do it from the YouTube app.

Cub Foos, put you on a timeout.

Enjoy your timeout.

Have I been to Germany? Yes, I went twice.

It was okay.

I could go to Germany again. There's a

girl who said she would meet, but I don't

really know anything about her. I wonder

if I should have a drink. No, it's still

too early. I think I'll wait until

after 11, and then when I get really

thirsty, I'll whip it out.

So if I give you a quick rundown of girls,

I don't really have any strong leads.

One, one is in Berlin, one is in

Barcelona, and there might be one in

England. But apart from that, I don't

really have many options.

And then I don't really know them well,

you know, they might be flaky, they might

change their minds. I don't really chat to

them much. I don't really know anything

about them. They just said, next time

you're here, let's meet up. Not really

placing any bets on anything.

And no one messaged me after my new

girlfriend video. No one's interested

anymore. No one wants to be my girlfriend.

Why are they scared? Maybe they're scared

that I'll sex them and then afterwards

I'll call them annoying on stream like I

did with Mila. That was funny.

Because you're sociopathic? What do you

I'm just the most honest YouTuber.

Do you like my skills?

I feel bad for girls' self-esteem if they

are messaging you. Shut up, you're just

jealous because no girls message you.

I bet I've had more girls messaging me

than any guys here have, and you're just

jealous.

I wanted to make a video called Why I

Don't Respect Women. Do you think it's a

good idea?

Who started the messaging? Not me. They

messaged me. I don't even know who they

I keep forgetting how to refit it. You

have to twist it like that.

But then the coil comes out with it,

which is not good. So you pull the

coil out. Oh, who's spamming?

Fuck's sake, why isn't my anti-spam

Just put it up here.

How come the spam— you can see the spam on

the screen chat, but it's not actually in

the chat?

That's weird.

What am I doing?

Okay, so this goes in there. You screw it

in. Okay, so I kept refilling it and

doing it wrong, and I broke it, so I made

it all wet. I had to dry it. I think I

know how to do it now. I've got blueberry

flavor.

I think it's run out of battery.

Every time I refit it, it stops working.

I should really check it before— am

I in the UK? Yes. How come some people

still don't know where I am? I came

back home 4 months ago.

Can you imagine if I was still in

Rotterdam getting annoyed

about people stamping up the stairs?

Remember I was whining the whole time

about people making noise upstairs?

I kind of forgot how annoying it was

living there. It was really noisy all the

You always whine about people making

noise. Yeah, because people always making

unnecessary noise. Why can't they just go

up the stairs like a normal person instead

of jumping? Or they were jumping down the

stairs 2 steps at a time.

It's like people don't know how to behave

normally in public. And they don't realize

they're annoying me.

I thought people would recognize my

bedroom by now. Isn't it kind of obvious?

Look, you can see my cupboard in the

background and my bed.

People don't care if you're annoyed.

Yeah, that's it. That's the problem.

People don't care about other people's

feelings anymore. They're just like, me,

me, me. I want to make noise. I don't care

about other people. Society's gone down

the toilet.

Hmm. To be honest, not really anything has

changed since January.

What has changed? Well, I don't

know how many of you know the story. But

she told me not to talk about it anymore.

Oh, this bloody guy is still spamming. I

can't show the chat box because it's just

non-stop spam, and I can't ban him because

he's not actually in the chat room. Oh,

he is. I can just ban him.

Remove.

How come I can't see it on the YouTube

app? I have to go on to Put

user in— hide user on this channel.

There. Okay, is it gone? Can you guys see

it, or is it just me who can't see it?

Why are you not streaming on Twitch?

Because I need to get some views on my

YouTube channel. We're at 1,900

views so far. That's cool. I can see the

views going up in real time.

Look, we're at 2,000 views already and

it's only been 40 minutes. We're only 4K

views away from beating my last video's

performance. See how many views I can get

on this livestream.

Yeah, that idiot's gone now.

Put the chat back up.

So I've got lots of plans for stream

topics that I'll do on YouTube. So maybe

2 streams YouTube a week, and then every

other day Twitch streams. Twitch streams

would just be like, not really anything's

happening, I'm just chatting. And then

I'll try and think of topics and things to

do for YouTube streams, like I'll do a

Q&A, or I'll do personality test. I don't

know, give me some ideas.

My— one of, one of the ideas was I could

chat to girls on Discord voice chat, but

I'm a bit worried that I'll be,

I'll be shy and

awkward. Or maybe she'll talk too much and

I'll get bored. Maybe she won't talk

enough and then it'll be boring. I don't

know, I, I'll think

about it, but it's outside my comfort

zone.

So I'll tell the story in just 2 seconds.

So I'm pretty sure if just 2 seconds of

the whole stream is telling the story. I

don't think she'll find out.

Sorry, the girl that starts— name starts

with P came to my house at night and she

stayed the night, and then I had to ask

her to leave. That's it.

Happened in March. I tried to keep it a

secret, so I felt like I was being tricked

into making drama content.

If I'm going to make drama content, I want

it to be my own, not forced on me.

I loved your video wearing makeup.

Thanks, but no one cared. I thought

people were interested in seeing me become

a girl. I put it on the main channel,

it got terrible views. I put it on the

second channel, it got terrible views.

People don't want to see me put makeup on,

I guess. But people have been spamming it

in the comments all the time for years.

Wear makeup, Daniel. Become a femboy,

Daniel. Why don't you transition into a

woman? And I was planning to do stuff like

get a dress and get a wig. And get

lipstick, but I guess people don't care,

so I'm not going to do it.

And the watch time is really low as well.

Usually I get about 40% average, but this

time I got like 15%. People only watched a

minute. So topics

I've realized don't work Education, so

anything about school does not work.

Makeup, beauty, and cosplay

does not work. So that leaves me with

nonstop talking about my marriage and

failed relationships and why my life sucks

so much. Seems to be the only thing that

works. Oh God, we've got another spammer.

Does anyone want to help me moderate?

Hide user.

Oh my God, can't these people get a life?

Just be negative, you'll get views. Yeah,

that's what I've realized works on the

second channel. Just like emo self-bashing

videos about why I suck so much seems to

be working. Gloom and doom.

People say, why are you so negative? It's

because that's what gets clicks. It's like

the news. The news is constant negativity,

isn't it?

Because that's what gets people's

attention. Ban the

spammers permanently. I am, but it takes a

couple seconds. I can't do it from

Streamlabs. I have to switch over to my

web browser and then click on his name and

then click hide user.

For some reason, no one cares when I make

happy content. I made one called Things

I'm Grateful For in Life and no one

watched it. I swear, if I made

positive content like 2 amazing

things I learned about my life last year,

or how I've become a better person, or I

don't know, I planted 5 trees in the

garden today. No one would care.

So don't tell me I'm all depressing and

gloomy. I'm not really. Most of the time

I'm in a fairly good mood.

And people calling me a fat shamer and

misogynist over my last video just because

I said I would prefer it if my girlfriend

is not fat. What is so bad about saying

that? It's not because I don't like

fat people, it's just because I'm very

skinny and I'd prefer to have a skinny

girl, or at least a girl who's around my

size. She doesn't have to be like stick

and bones, and doesn't mean she can't have

curves. She can have curves. I'm just

saying I don't want a massive blob.

And I feel like people think my idea of

what is fat is probably not the same

as theirs, so they might be a little bit

chubby and they might be thinking I'm

thinking that they're fat when I wouldn't.

Think they're fat. They probably look

fine. Are they getting all triggered?

I'm talking about like really fat people I

don't want to date.

And I just like saying the word fat. It's

just really satisfying to say for some

reason. It's one of my favorite words. My

top favorite words would be idiot,

disgusting, stupid,

fat. What else?

You stupid, disgusting, fat idiot.

You see, you can use it all in a sentence.

Hahaha. You stupid fat idiot.

Ah, it just feels good.

You don't make positive content, you're

just talking about your boring life.

Yeah, I just explained to you why I don't

make positive content, because it doesn't

get views. Views, and yet my life is

pretty boring right now.

No girls, no content.

Have I quit working out? No, I still do my

dumbbells, I do my push-ups. Do you want

to see my muscle?

That's my muscle getting

ripped.

I can do 11 reps. I can do them

now, actually. I'll do it a bit later.

After I had my beverage. We're getting

to the 1-hour mark soon. I can have my

beverage for my hard work.

You sound like Peppa Pig. I don't know

what Peppa Pig sounds like. How long will

I stream? I'll probably stream until 4, 3

AM, so another 4 or 5 hours.

How many pounds? 11 kg is about 20 pounds.

No, it's about 25 pounds. So I can do 11

reps, 25 pounds each arm.

Pretty good.

Yeah,

it's 11 kg. They were my dad's dumbbells.

Daniel, your stocks are crashing. Let me

The market's closed, so I don't know what

you mean. Actually, BNGO is up 2.6%.

It was up 14% this morning and I sold

about— I sold about 30% of my

BNGO when it rallied this morning,

which was good because it crashed after

about half an hour. And then I put it back

into some Bitcoin stuff when it crashed,

so hopefully that was a good idea.

But the stocks are really boring now. If

you notice, I don't talk about stocks

anymore. When I was in Rotterdam, I was

just non-stop talking about stocks and

everyone was getting bored. Now I'm bored

of it too because it doesn't go up

anymore. It goes up maybe 5% and it goes

down, back down to where it was before.

It just goes up and it goes back down

again, never stays up.

It's just boring. Your video

will be removed by YouTube. Why? What

video?

Yeah, it's weird. People keep saying my

videos are boring now, as if they used to

be so much— so action-packed,

and like I was backflipping off buildings

and doing parkour on the Eiffel Tower,

and I was flying helicopters. My content

has always just been me sitting here

talking, hasn't it? The majority of it.

And now all of a sudden I'm so boring.

Yeah, well, suck my nut.

I get it that I'm not really doing

anything and there's no momentum and it's

not really my fault. I would love for

anything. I would love to go to Japan.

And find my true love again.

I've got some ideas for Japan as well. We

could go stream in a love hotel like last

time, and we could stream in a bunch of

different places. We could go to karaoke.

Your channel died after you divorced

Shira. Now that's not true. I was getting

50-60k views when Mida was here. The

channel died when Mita made me keep

everything a secret, and then I had no

choice but to make up a load of rubbish

like getting therapy and working in a

sandwich factory.

And then when I got into stocks, that's

when, when the channel really took a hit,

because then I was like, fuck you,

YouTube, don't need you anymore. I've got

my stocks. Yeah, well, now I'm back

because my stocks crashed.

Sorry, my apology.

I'm so sorry that I said I didn't need you

guys anymore. I have learned my lesson. I

had a lapse in judgment. I was in a dark

place, and I would like to apologize to

each and every one of you. Thanks for

sticking around. It's just been

so tough.

Cut. That's how you do YouTube.

Remember when I did a few apology videos

and people actually believed it?

They thought I was being sincere.

Oh my God,

we bamboozled them. They fell for another

one of my classic practical jokes.

Feel like I'm hearing all my monthly

complaining all at one time. Yeah, I'm a

bit sorry because I'm in a good mood

today. I don't think you'll, you'll hear

much epic ranting. I had some pretty epic

rants on Twitch when I was really stressed

out, but I'm feeling good. My Twitch ban

got lifted, my YouTube strike got removed.

Stocks, they're not

always going down, they are going up a

little, so it's not like the end of the

world. So I'm in a bit of a better mood.

I'm still a bit upset about the lockdown,

but it is easing.

But I don't know about Japan. Just feels

like travel— travel is gonna be— it's

gonna be a while until we can travel

I would like to go to Spain, maybe. Never

been to Spain.

Germany was the best, Angry Dan. I was so

angry when that girl rejected me because I

felt so convinced and I felt

so sure that we were gonna have sex.

Venus Angelic said she wants to collab.

Really? I haven't talked to her since last

year. But last time I talked to her,

she said she was gonna do a reaction video

to my OnlyFans and she never did.

But yeah, if I can go to Tokyo, it would

be interesting to meet her. I'm not sure

what content we'd make. Really, I'd just

like to do a stream and get food, and then

we just chat, talk to the chat or

something. I don't know. She had some

ideas. She was saying stuff like we could

go on a pretend date, and then she would

pretend— yeah, I quite like that idea. We

could pretend we're dating. People would

love that. My new girlfriend,

Venus Angelic. And then she

could do like, my new boyfriend, he's

called Daniel. And then people who

know me would be like, no, don't date

Daniel, he's a misogynist and he

cheated. But I think Venus would

be up for some fake drama. We could do so

much. We could be We could do dates and

then have fake arguments, and then we

could like fake move in together, and then

I could fake kick her out. It would be

funny. I kicked Venus out yesterday

because she wouldn't give me cereal.

That would be quite fun.

You're not supposed to tell them you're

pretending. Yeah, but the people who would

watch that stuff They're not here, are

they? They're like the casual viewers.

The people who watch my streams, you're

like the cool guys.

You're in on it. If I'm gonna do fake

stuff, I'm gonna let you guys in on it so

you know what's up. It's like the, the

casual viewers and the hate watchers,

like, screw them if they're not

gonna watch my streams. Then they don't

deserve to know the truth. We'll troll

them hard. Because I've got a very

segmented audience. So I've got the people

who watch my streams, and then I've got

the people who only watch the drama. So

screw them for only watching the drama.

They deserve to get trolled.

But you guys are the nice guys because you

watch my streams. So I'll let you in on

the scheming. Do you think

that's a good deal?

Ah, I miss scheming. It was fun coming

up with all these ideas, like what can I

do with Chihiro? I could pretend she

divorced me and now I'm living in an

Airbnb with a sex doll. There were— it was

quite fun coming up with the ideas.

When are you going to stop letting racism

happen on your Discord? I told everyone

stop using the N-word and I'm banning

everyone, anyone who uses it, but they're

spamming it when I go to sleep. So now I'm

just going to Disable chatting for white

names when I go to sleep. It's so

annoying. I really hate the N word because

I got in trouble for the N word now on

Twitch. Now I'm worried I could get in

trouble elsewhere for using it. I'm not

using it. This is stupid people and trolls

and kids spamming it, and then I get in

trouble for not moderating it. I'm trying

my best here. I've got 50 iterations

of the word N-word that

I could think of, but there's like a

billion ways you could spell it with

symbols and dashes and whatever.

Oh, it's so annoying. Just one word can

ruin you, and then black people use the

word all the time to each other. So I've

got this beer, I've got 5 beers, and

they're like craft beers. And yesterday I

had this lager, it's pretty good. This

one's called Soltaire

Zip Wire,

4.5%, pretty good.

Thought you deleted Discord. I brought it

back because I got lonely and all the

girls I was chatting to before,

they don't chat to me anymore, so I

thought, what's the point? Of trying to

impress them with deleting my Discord

when they're not even talking to me

anymore. ASMR sound.

Look,

I got this fancy beer glass in the beer

gift set as well.

This one smells a bit fruity. I also got

this snack. I was supposed to save this

for the birthday stream. Oh, whatever.

It comes with this little packet.

Rosemary and thyme pita chips.

Oh, it smells like rosemary, like a

flower. Look at

this, not bad.

To be honest, all beer kind of tastes the

same to me. There is a bit of zinginess to

You're not really banning people for

racism. I am. Well, I try to. The problem

is they join and they spam it and then

they leave, so I can't ban them because

they're not on the server anymore.

I didn't get to celebrate my birthday with

my YouTube friends because of bloody Tim.

I can't believe how evil someone can be.

Tim, well, you watch his YouTube channel

and he seems like a nice mature guy,

and then he's giving me a 90-day strike,

slashing my income by 60%.

Stopping me from socializing with my

YouTube friends. Over what? Just because

I used a couple minutes of his footage?

So childish. And then he won't even accept

my apology. He just ghosted me, blocked

And then he streams on Twitch and he's got

like— I don't want to be mean and make fun

of people who don't get many viewers

because that's going to be me in a few

years' time. But he streams on Twitch and

he gets like 6 viewers. It's kind of

funny. Why bother?

If I only had 6 viewers, I wouldn't

bother.

He just plays Call of Duty. He's like one

of those Call of Duty guys who wears a cap

and drinks G Fuel.

Maybe we should raid him.

Have fun banning 100 people.

Give me a strike. Now he's

on my list of people I hate along with Ben

Dean, Chris Broad. Got a new entry,

Mr. Tim Sko.

People mess with me, think they can

get away with it. I will bitch about you

for five years straight.

I haven't stopped bitching about the

single mother. And it's been 4 years now.

I think I'm gonna keep my mouth shut.

Entertain us, call girls from Tinder.

Number one, they're probably sleeping

because they're in Japan. Number two, I

might have to speak Japanese. That's

embarrassing for me. I don't speak

Japanese anymore,

and it'll be really awkward.

Chris and Charlotte are dating? Really?

Oh, excuse me, that was rude.

Are they really dating? That's so

adorable. Chris and Sharla smashing

in the tree.

They're so gonna do couple videos with

Joey and Akidearest, aren't they? They're

gonna do like Going on a couple's date,

Japan, uh, love hotel with

Akidearest and Anime Man.

I don't think Chris would make his, um,

his romantic life part of his content.

That's what I do.

Oh, R2-D2, would you shut up or else I'm

going to use the N-word on you. Don't

tempt me.

You fucking— no, I'm not

going to say it.

You see, YouTubers have to date YouTubers.

Sharla tried marrying some normie Korean

guy who didn't want to have their private

life publicized, and look what happened.

They got divorced not even a year. Even my

marriage lasts longer than Sharla's.

Us YouTubers, we need to stick together.

These normie people who are like, oh, I

don't want my face on camera, I don't want

my private life public. Why don't they

just stay away from us?

Just go get a normal girlfriend then, or

boyfriend.

This is

so silly. Why would you date someone? Why

would you even want to date someone? Who

makes videos about their private life and

vlogs when you want to be all private?

Okay, I finished my biscuits.

I feel like the beer yesterday was better.

This one's kind of zingy. I don't like the

fruitiness. I think they put lemon or

orange peel. Can't see it.

I don't know why, but I don't feel like

Chris and Sharla seem

like they would have sex. They just seem

like good friends, or maybe cousins.

It's just kind of weird thinking that they

love each other. I love you,

Quissy. Quissy Wissy.

I thought it was weird when Joey announced

he was with Aki. I thought that was

strange. So I always just pictured Joey

being with like a hot Japanese girl.

I just— I don't really see much romantic

chemistry between them. I don't approve.

I think Chris would be better with that

Chiaki girl, you know, that Japanese

woman? Chiaki. Chihiro likes her.

I said she has gaijin hunter vibes and she

seems weird.

Who else got divorced? Simon and Martina,

they got divorced. They went back to

Canada after all that effort building a

life in Korea and then moving over to

Japan and getting all the visas sorted out

and establishing their business and having

an office and having employees,

they just go back to Canada and get

divorced. Just seems like it was a massive

waste of time then. Imagine Rachel and Jun

get divorced next and then

Rachel moves back to America. I wonder

what Tokyo Texan in Tokyo is doing now.

They just completely disappeared.

I find it weird how— I

guess it shows that they don't need

YouTube, but it's just strange how they

can just give it up.

200K subs and they just walked away. And

it's not even like their channel was dying

or anything. They had a really loyal

fanbase that loved them. And they just

disappeared. Not even like an update

video, not even a post saying, hey guys,

we're doing well. They could just

make an audio-only video, didn't— don't

have to show anything. So unappreciative

to their viewers.

And then there was PewDiePie's girlfriend

Marzia, just deleted all her videos. And

said goodbye. Weird.

Is there a reason you wear the same

sweater all the time? Because I'm

like Steve Jobs. We have the same outfit

every day so we don't have to think about

what we want to wear.

Similarities between me and Steve Jobs and

other rich entrepreneurs: we have the same

outfit, like Mark Zuckerberg and Who else

has the same outfit?

I've never— I'm not saying this, you're

saying it. I've never seen a more ugly

couple than Meme and Dunk.

That's so harsh. Oh my God.

Duncan looks okay, but his tooth is messed

up even worse than mine. I mean, mine's a

bit crooked, see here,

but his one is like on another dimension.

It's on like another layer. It's all

the way back and it's just poking out.

How do you even fix it? You need braces

for years.