Am I a sociopath

Hello, hello.

Oh yes, yeah, lovely Antrix.

Cleaning done.

What am I doing? Oh yeah, I was gonna do a

sociopath test.

What's on my mug? It's the Daniel

Cup merch, the only one in existence

because no one wants to buy it. I only

made one. Actually, I made 2. No, I made

3. I have 2 of them and there's a

different style one, but I made a second

one For this guy who lives in America, I

sent it to him. But the handle broke.

I wrapped it all up in tissue and bubbles.

Who's phoning me?

Stupid people. Hate when people phone.

Just wait for that to finish.

Finally! There's no point answering the

call because no one's calling for me. I

mean, who's gonna call me? I don't have

any friends. If it's for my mum, well,

she's not here. And what

else would it be apart from that?

Otherwise it would just be someone trying

to sell stuff. I don't want to be sold

stuff, okay?

Oh my God,

who the f— Who

rings twice in a row?

Oh, I hate these companies just phoning

you up. If I want something, I'll phone

you. Don't just randomly phone people up

offering services. I'm not the honoma.

Honomer? Homeowner. What am I doing?

Oh yeah, I was gonna do a test. I forgot.

Where is it? Okay, you have to help me do

the test, by the way, because I might not

answer properly.

Am I being bullied quiz. I think if you're

being bullied, you'd be able to know

without having to take a quiz. Let me see

if I can make it bigger. What if I zoomed

in? Yeah, that'll make it bigger.

Okay, first question, guys. What do you

think? Do you repeatedly lie to trick

others for your own gain or pleasure?

Um, what do you think? Yes or no?

Yes? What do you mean yes?

Okay, technically I lied to the Turkish

girl when she asked me if I liked her. I

said yes when actually I meant no.

Why are you saying yes? Since when have I

ever pretended to like a girl just so

I could have cereal with her? Apart from

cereal, when else have I lied? For my own

gain. Um, so you're saying

it's definitely a yes. I lied to my wife.

Okay, I guess I did lie to my wife about

the cheating stuff and loving her

and wanting to marry her. Yeah,

I think that is a yes, actually. Okay,

next question. Do you act impulsively or

fail to plan ahead? Yes,

that's an easy yes. I basically flew off

to Germany on a whim so I could fuck a

German girl. Are you consistently

irresponsible and frequently failing

to fulfill work or financial obligations?

I guess that's also a yes. What do you

think?

Oh, Christian Lewis. Hey Daniel, I signed

up to your Patreon. Thanks. Have you ever

struggled to follow the law or engaged in

criminal behavior? That's a yes.

Definitely a yes. My nose is itching.

So that's a yes as well. Do I find myself

unable to empathize with others dealing

with difficult situations?

What do you think? Okay, that's a yes.

I do find it hard to care. You could

tell me that your mum died and I'll just

feel very awkward because I wouldn't know

what to say. And maybe I'd try and pretend

to care. I'd say, oh, I'm so sorry, but I

wouldn't actually care. I made a video

about this. It's called Why I Don't Care

About Other People, something like that.

Okay, next question. If you hurt someone's

Feelings. Do I lack remorse or guilt?

Now this one I'm not too sure about

because, um, it depends. I definitely feel

guilty about my wife. I had a little cry

yesterday. No, this isn't a yes. Why are

you saying yes? It's a no. Come on. I

cried about my wife yesterday because I

made her feel sad. I'm gonna say no. It

depends if I hurt Someone who I don't

like, if I hurt their feelings, then I

wouldn't care. But if it's someone that I

kind of care about, then I would feel

guilty. I want to say no. You did feel bad

about Chihiro, the letter she sent me.

Yeah, I did. What's the difference between

remorse and guilt? Isn't it the same

thing? I don't care for some people's

feelings, not everyone's feelings. So I'm

gonna put a no. Are you an irritable and

aggressive person? Are you frequently

violent and hostile? Hostile. Do you think

I'm irritable and aggressive? I do get

angry at the comments sometimes. Oh, shut

up saying F. It's so annoying. It's not

funny anymore. So do you think I'm

irritable and frequently violent?

I don't think I'm violent though. How?

What if I'm irritable but I'm not violent?

Which one should I put? No, I refuse to

accept that I lack remorse because

yesterday I I cried about my wife and

I felt bad. If I lacked remorse, then I

wouldn't cry because I wouldn't care. Are

you irritable? I definitely am irritable

sometimes. Am I frequently violent

though? What do you mean by violent? I

don't beat people up. I'm gonna say no,

I'm not a violent person. Do you engage,

engage in unnecessary risk-taking or

dangerous behavior with no regard for the

safety or self? Of self or others. Would

you consider unprotected serials

with strangers to be unnecessary

risk-taking and dangerous?

Yes or no? I think that'd be a yes

because, um,

especially in Japan, had a lot of

unprotected serial. Okay, I'm just gonna

say yes because I think having unprotected

serial is pretty risky and dangerous, and

it definitely puts the safety of myself

and others at risk. Okay, do you consider

yourself superior than the people in your

life and those you encounter? Do you

want me to be honest? I do sometimes

look down on people, but I don't think I'm

superior to everyone. What do you mean by

superior? I know I'm not superior, but I

do feel like I am sometimes. Okay, next

question. Do I use charm or wit to

manipulate others for my own benefit?

I don't really know if I'm charming or

witty. Do you think I'm charming

and witty? I manipulate people into doing

super chats. Well, I'm not very good at it

since I haven't gotten any. If I was so

charming and so witty, I would have at

least one by now, wouldn't I? So maybe

I try, but I'm not good at it. But that

doesn't mean I don't. Am I trying to be

charming right now? I don't think I am.

The thing is, I don't know how to be

charming or witty. Oh, thank you, Oliver

Govrick. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did I

just manipulate Oliver Govrick into

giving me a Super Chat by being charming

just now?

Oh, this is very confusing.

I think it's yes since everyone's saying

yes, but I don't think I consciously

use charm or wit because I don't know how

to use charm or wit. Otherwise, I'd be a

lot more successful with women, wouldn't

I? If I was charming and witty, then I

would have laid with the German girl.

So if the girl asks me if I like her, but

I don't, and I tell her yes because I want

to have cereal, does that mean I used wit

to manipulate her for my own benefit? I'm

just gonna put yes, but then pretty much

all guys are manipulators. Everyone

manipulates, I think. Enter the text above

to prove you are human. C, D. Your score:

strong indication of antisocial

personality disorder.

No! I'm a good boy!

I'm normal! This is fake news. It's a

rubbish scam test. Your score: strong

indication of anti-personal antisocial

personality disorder. Your answers suggest

a strong indication that you are

experiencing symptoms common amongst—

common among people diagnosed with

antisocial personality disorder. However,

this quiz is no substitute for a proper

diagnosis from a healthcare professional.

We would encourage you to schedule an

appointment with your doctor. Well, I

guess I'm a sociopath.

That man's really tall, isn't he?

Whoa, he looks like Slenderman. Look at

him, look at him, look at him. Look how

tall and skinny he is. Looks like

Slenderman. Did you see him?

Did you see that man?