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It's your birthday. Again? I thought it

was your birthday a couple weeks ago.

Oh my God, drowned on

Why has my overdraft increased? Because

it's rent day tomorrow.

I had to take out £900.

No, the Switch 2 is not even in the

calculations. I haven't even— um,

so I used the other credit card to buy the

Switch 2. And that's not even on the list

because I don't count it because I'm gonna

return it. Probably.

May— maybe gonna return it. Probably.

Unless— hear me out— unless

I keep it and then if

there's like new, new games on it that

come out, I can cover the game.

And also business tax write-off.

Every game, business tax write-off.

Every— I mean, the console, business tax

write-off. Barely going to have to pay any

tax in 2027.

No, the Switch 2 hasn't come yet, stupid

Amazon. They always deliver to my house

really late. So it says it's coming

between 7 and 9 PM. So annoying.

So what I'm going to do is I'll probably

do the unboxing on stream and then record

it and then just post it straight away.

Get the unboxing done. And then tomorrow

I'm just going to grind out video. I need

to make 200 videos averaging

around $3 per video would make back my

money.

Or one video with 100,000 views,

or maybe 100 videos with 5K views.

I don't know. So I mean, it's more likely

that each video flops and only gets like

1,000 views max. So I'm

just taking into consideration what I

usually get, which is like 1,000 views.

And it usually makes like $2 or $3 for

1,000 views. So then I got to make 200

videos, 6 videos a day. I get 200 videos

done in a month, and then I'll decide if

I'm going to keep it or not. So yeah,

what are we going to do? Why I hate the

Switch. Why I regret buying Switch 2. Why

I love the Switch 2. Why I was wrong about

Switch 2. Why do not buy Switch

2. Why I love Switch 2. Why Switch 2 is

the best handheld gaming device out now.

Why Steam Deck is better than Switch 2.

Why ROG Ally is better than Switch 2. Why

Legion Go is better than Switch 2. Why MSI

Claw is better than Switch 2. Why Switch

OLED is better than Switch 2. Why Switch 2

is better than Steam Deck, ROG Ally.

That's already like 30 videos right there.

And then we've got game reviews, but I've

only got one game. So I do some game

reviews. I guess that was like 3 or 4

videos there. And then how

I use my Switch 2 as a desktop computer,

because according to my research, you can

plug it into a monitor and the Joy-Cons

work as a mouse. Don't know if you can

get a keyboard for it, but I can pretend

it's like my desktop replacement. How I

replace my desktop with my Switch 2. I can

make like 50 videos already just like

that.

And then I just do the same videos on the

other channel with the same topic.

I'll post the videos on this channel and

the gaming channel.

Do I not value my time? I'm just sitting

at home all day doing nothing anyway. So

what am I losing by having to do this?

I'm losing my precious nap time,

and I get to play the Switch too, which

I'm kind of interested in seeing what it's

like. Can I update the numbers? They are

updated. The annoying thing is I lost all

my day trading gains again. So yesterday I

was really happy Got back to 220. I'm now

back to 160 overnight. The matty ripped,

the market ripped, and then it

ripped again. And now I lost all the gains

I was celebrating yesterday.

So yeah, that's kind of annoying. I should

have closed out all the shorts. I didn't

know, did I?

For all the The gains I got from the

shorts from the Trump and Elon Musk fight

completely gone.

Oh well,

at least I closed out one of the shorts,

so it's not as bad.

It will tank again and then I won't take

profits again.

Power of a PS4. Um,

PS4 is pretty good though considering it's

I don't see any handhelds with the power

of a PS5, probably in like 10 years' time.

And yeah, it won't have many games at the

moment because it just launched. Give it

time, it'll have more games, won't it?

So that's kind of a silly point.

You might kill the channel. As if the

channel's not already dead. Look, 50

viewers. I can't even get over 100 viewers

on stream anymore. I used to get 150

viewers every stream and then half of them

left.

All the videos are like struggling to get

4K views.

Am I gonna stream the gaming with the

Switch? No,

I'll stream myself unboxing the Switch,

and I might launch the game. I don't know,

I might make like a 10-minute clip of the

game and then just call it Cyberpunk 2077

performance on Switch 2. People like those

kind of videos to see how the game runs.

Yeah, I mean, I need the Switch 2 because,

uh, my audience has abandoned me, so now I

got to go rage bait a new audience,

unfortunately. My audience

will abandon me until there's some kind of

drama going on.

So until there's some drama, I've got to

now view farm something else.

It's worth a shot.

I mean, I got half a million views on my

Switch over to that video.

Wait a minute. Someone pulled up outside

and then a cat came running after them.

Never seen these people before.

Weird. I've never seen that card before.

Hmm. Now another car.

I phoned up the garage. I said, um,

can I come get the wheel today? They said

they sent the wheel back because they

thought I wasn't coming. So then they said

they'll order it again and then can I come

in on Tuesday next week? So I said, okay,

I decided to go back to them to get the

wheel because I

don't know, I feel like even if you ask

some other company to repair it, it would

still probably be £100 or something. I

don't know. I might as well just get a new

one. And then how do they even repair it

anyway? What, bash the dent out? It won't

be perfectly round again, so I feel like

I might as well just get a new wheel. I

feel like you don't really want to mess

around with stuff like that because the

vibrating could damage the car, couldn't

it? And then even if they try and fix it,

who knows if it's actually gonna make it

good again.

So yeah, I wish I just got the wheel

yesterday. I guess I'll go next week. The

annoying thing is they keep asking me to

come in really early, like 8 o'clock in

Yeah, so I thought maybe they could fix

it, but then it

might not be a good job, and then I might

end up having to get a new wheel anyway.

And then I would have paid to repair it

and get a new wheel, and then it's like

more money than I would have had to pay if

I just got the new wheel in the first

What happened with Crypts? I don't know,

it just says she's fading down.

Well, if you guys got scammed, it's your

fault. You decided to donate to her

instead of donating to me, and then you

got scammed. Good luck with your new

videos. Oh wow, thanks Raven,

very generous. Yeah, I'm gonna pump out

Switch 2 videos.

Like no other,

like nothing else matters. 6 videos

I mean, people donated to Crypt when

they've never donated to me ever,

so you got scammed Haha,

not my fault. That's what

you get for not donating to me. At least

you know I won't scam you.

What is 1,200 Amazon debt? It's for my

monitor and my LiveU Solo that I bought in

2022. I'm still paying off the LiveU Solo

until 2026, I think.

Now, I'm not calling her a scammer. I'm

just saying that if she does take the

money and run, then I guess that would be

scamming, wouldn't it? And then you guys

got scammed. And I'll be like, well,

that's what you get for not giving me the

What other debt do I have? Just the money

I paid for the Switch 2, but I'm not

counting that because I don't know if I'm

going to keep the Switch 2. If I really

like it and I can get enough views to

break even and I see like a potential

future where I could make future videos

with it. Yeah, I might keep it.

Plus I can use it to deduct tax,

and I wouldn't mind sitting on the beanbag

and doing some light gaming.

Oh yeah, that was a good crack. Oh.

Do I make enough income to pay tax? Well,

yeah, I make like $20K a year.

If I didn't make enough income to pay tax,

I wouldn't be in debt because then I

wouldn't have gotten in trouble with the

tax people.

I make less money than most people. I've

got less education than most people. I've

got a lower paying job than most people.

I work less than most people.

And yet I've got a nicer house than most

people. I've got a nicer car than most

people. I've got multiple phones than most

people. I live in luxury.

Minimum effort, maximum outcome. Always

wins. People making like £3,000,

£4,000 a month live in dumps and drive

rubbish bangers whilst I drive the latest

electric automobile, Peugeot e-208,

in the beautiful Devon countryside.

Life's funny like that, isn't it?

Generational wealth.

How long until I get my bloody Switch 2?

If they say not coming today, I'm gonna

rage so hard.

It says estimated delivery 7

to 9 PM.

Now I'm

going to keep my cart because it's cool.

But I don't want to get a cheap banger.

No way, because I'll sell it for like 7K.

There's no way you get a car that nice for

7K, so it's not worth it.

Yeah, one day I'll get the Tesla.

One day. Although I kind

of would rather just have— I

don't know, I don't really care about cars

that much anymore, to be honest. Maybe

something with more range would be good,

maybe slightly bigger. I don't know if I

want a bigger car or not. I quite like my

car. I don't really want a bigger car.

Sometimes I feel nervous enough in my

small car. I don't really want a bigger

So if you want a small car that's

electric, I don't think you could do much

better than what I've got. Teslas are too

big. They should make a small one. Just

make a hatchback Tesla. I don't like these

saloon cars. They're too long.

So we've got— what time is it?

5:45.

We've got about 2 hours-ish.

They won't come on 7 on the dot, will

they? Won't they? So I've probably got

like 2 hours-ish until stupid Switch

comes. Oh, market's tanking. Oh.

Ho ho ho! Very nice.

The thing is, when you're in an SUV, it

feels very slow. I remember doing 60 in my

mum's car and thinking, this really

doesn't feel like 60, compared to when I

do 60 in my instructor's Ford Focus,

which is much lower to the ground.

And I thought it would feel safer if it

doesn't feel fast.

Um, I don't know, my car feels snappier

than a sluggish SUV. I remember

driving in Sunny's Vauxhall Mokka SUV and

it felt like sitting in a tractor.

It felt so slow.

If you were delivering, it would be on

your doorstep. They wouldn't have knocked.

Yeah, but I'm not a stupid old person. I

actually check my phone and see if it's

been delivered or not. Imagine not knowing

that your parcel has been delivered when

it literally tells you in the app and via

email that your parcel has been delivered.

Check your phone, maybe. Stupid old

people.

Do I miss Cake sometimes?

Um, not really.

Although I guess it was kind of fun

wanking off to her a few times.

I mean, I'm not really— can you imagine

that I was actually gonna go to Canada?

Yeah, okay, sure. You're gonna blow

thousands of dollars to go to Canada and

then get ghosted by some 20-year-old girl.

As if I was actually gonna do— I'm not

stupid. What a waste. Oh,

thousands of pounds. I could have bought

so many things with that instead of going

to Canada. God, I hate that country's

name. So annoying to say. Like, it's

spelled Canada, but it's like Canada or

Canada. It's a stupid name, isn't it?

No, I'm not interested in blowing

thousands to go traveling somewhere. If

I'm gonna blow thousands, I'm getting the

girl to come to me.

Because I keep thinking, yeah, I could

blow thousands to go meet some random girl

off the internet, or I could pay

off my debt and get a Switch 2. That

sounds more fun.

And then if they want to come, they can

come to me.

I don't pay all this money for this house

to leave it. I paid good money

for this house. I'm going to enjoy it all

the time, every day. I'm not leaving my

house.

Paying $900 a month for this place. I'm

going to enjoy it. Get my money's

Am I going to renew the rental contract?

I don't have to. It automatically converts

into a monthly rolling basis,

as I've said a bazillion times already.

Yeah, I'm not leaving unless I get kicked

out. And then if I get kicked out, I'll

just get a new place, and then I'll just

use my credit card. And then maybe I would

have to get a job, although I don't really

think so, because look, just because I've

got to get a new place doesn't mean I've

got to go into credit card debt again.

Because to get a new place, all I gotta do

is is do a bit of driving to look at

different places and then put in a holding

deposit. Holding deposit's like £200. And

then I've got to get a moving company to

move my stuff. Moving house would cost a

couple hundred, like £500, and then I'll

get my deposit money back.

So yeah, moving house would cost like £500

max because I already got all the

furniture. And I wouldn't need to stay in

a hotel because I would be here whilst I

look for places, not living in a hotel.

So I really don't see how having to move

would be like a massive financial

catastrophe. It will set me back a couple

hundred, but that's it really. And then

maybe if I can find a cheaper place, then

in the long run that'll save me a couple

hundred, wouldn't it?

Yeah, I know I've got to pay for the

moving company. I just said it will cost

me a couple hundred for the moving

company. Or I just do it myself.

The thing is, I can't— I don't

know. I reckon I could fit the sofa in the

car if I take it apart. Like, I take the

cushions off and I separate it into the 2

bits. I probably could fit half of the

sofa in the car.

And then the bed. The bed is the main

problem. Maybe I can just ask if I can

leave the bed here, and I'll just take the

mattress. I don't really need the bed

frame, do I? I'll just make— actually, I

would just make one. I make a new bed

frame out of cardboard boxes because you

can't even see the bed frame once the

mattress and the blanket is on. You can't

even see the bed frame. I should make it

out of cardboard boxes. It'd be a fun

little DIY project. Why won't the landlord

let me leave the bed? It's a free bed.

Unless I can dismantle the bed. I guess I,

I could, but then I've got to unscrew

everything and then fit it in the car,

and then maybe it would take 4 trips back

and forth to transport all the stuff to

the new place.

He wants it empty. Well, it wasn't empty

when I got here. Got a weird box up in the

roof thing, got all this junk in the shed.

You got like children's tricycle is in the

shed. Do you want to see it?

There's like rusted garden tools and stuff

in the shed, and there's like a compost

bin full of compost,

and there's like boxes of floor tiles in

the cupboard. And also there's like a

massive TV antenna thing in the garden.

So it didn't seem very empty when I got

Maybe I could just transport my own stuff.

Could be fun. Save myself a couple

hundred. Yeah,

the main problem would be probably the

bed. Yeah, I don't think I could fit

the bed in even if I dismantled it because

the side bits are very long.

Sellotape it to the roof. Get some rope or

do what Sunny suggested, hire a van. You

know, when I was looking for a sofa, uh,

the sofa— we went to Dunelm. They had a

nice sofa for like £250 and I said, let's

get this one. But they didn't have a

delivery service. They said we would have

to book a van through anyvan.com.

And then Sunny was saying she could just

rent the van and do the driving.

So we were looking to rent a van. We ended

up looking at the van rental company and

it was like, I don't know, hundreds of

pounds. And I said, let's forget it. The

delivery is more expensive than the actual

sofa. I'll just get one online. But yeah,

I could rent a van and then deliver it. I

mean, move my own stuff, couldn't I?

It's so silly. Like, furniture company— I

mean, a furniture shop doesn't have its

own delivery service or doesn't provide

delivery. Then who's going to buy your

stupid sofa? It should at least prove— you

should at least like include the delivery.

Wow, market's tanking.

£800 to rent minimum. Yeah, that's what

I'm saying. Everyone keeps saying I'm

stupid for renting this place, it's

expensive. But to get a place like this,

you're not gonna do much better than £900.

Maybe you get lucky, you get a place for

about £800, £850. A place that's £700-ish

would be a dump or like a flat share thing

or like a dump, like a terrace house thing

in a rubbish town. You're not going to get

a place like this for much lower than

£800. So I don't

really— I feel like £900 is quite

normal for this kind of property.

And I really would not want to live in a

horrible place. It's not worth it. I think

it's much worth— worth much more to just

spend a bit more money, cut back on other

things, and have a nicer place to live. I

mean, what would you rather have? Nicer

place to live and less food, or better

food and worse place to live?

Yeah, I don't really want to live in a

flat share thing. £500 a month, kind of

tempting, but it'll be

hard to do OnlyFans and also stream and

stuff like that because of the noise. It

would be good if you worked and you

weren't at home most of the time. But if

you're like me and you're at home all the

time and you want peace and quiet, you

want privacy, it's just not going to work.

I would not want to live in a flat share

thing. Room share. Unless there's like

cute girls and I get to bang them all.

But unlikely to happen,

unfortunately.

Also, I need a driveway for my car, don't

I? Am I

scared of seeing Sunny at the grocery

store? No, actually, I go to the other

Tesco's now. I used to go to the Tavistock

Tesco, but then the viewer got my

groceries delivered to Launceston Tesco.

And at first I was like, I don't want to

go to Launceston. But then I went to

Launceston and actually it's quite a nice

drive there. And zero chance of bumping

into Sunny. And actually, it's easier to

drive to that Tesco than go through

Tavistock town centre.

I'm not scared of her. It's just if I see

her again, I'm going to be triggered

because she, like, triggers anger in me.

Now, seeing her again would,

like, re-trigger anger.

It's weird, market always seems to tank

around this time.

I live in a 2-story house, refuse to find

a roommate. Uh, I'm not allowed a

roommate. I'm supposed— I signed a

contract that said I'm gonna live here

alone.

I wouldn't really want a roommate, so I

mean, what are they gonna do, like sit?

Where are they gonna sit? Like sit there

when I stream and annoy me?

This place would only be good with a

girlfriend or a wife, not a roommate,

unless you're banging the roommate. It's,

it's not really I mean, 2 adults

can't really live separate lives in this

place. You can live a conjoined life,

but you wouldn't want to live a conjoined

life with a friend or roommate unless

you're banging them.

I mean, I wouldn't really want a roommate

unless I wanted to bang them anyway.

Otherwise, what's the point?

Although it would be nice if they paid

half the rent. God, I'd save so much

Free rent, but I have to— you have to let

me bang you every night. How about that?

Or what about this? Free rent, but the

whole house is streamed 24/7.

And if the viewers don't like you, you get

kicked out. Big Brother.

They just copy Big Brother.

Viewers get to donate to kick out the

person they don't like.

Where's my Switch 2? 1 hour.

I said 7 to 9 PM I get my Switch 2.

What is going on?

I don't get it. The neighbor's out, but

then this car came and parked In front of

their house. Now they're leaving, and I

think they went in the house. I mean,

what— where else did they go for the last

15 minutes? Now they're going,

and I've never seen this car before.

How does my mum feel about buying a Switch

instead of paying her? Well, if she

understood business, she would know that

this is a business investment,

but she won't understand it, will she?

Yeah, I got a Switch too, with Cyberpunk

2077 coming in about an hour's time.

Very excited. Damn it, I should have used

the Amazon credit card to get the 1%

cashback. I would have made £4.

I didn't use Amazon credit card because I

thought— well, I still think I'm gonna

return it unless it's really good and

I get back into gaming. I don't really

like gaming now because my laptop is not

powerful enough to, to run the game on my

big monitor. When I run the game on the

screen, it's not too bad,

but it's like struggling to run games on

my big monitor. It hasn't got enough VRAM,

so I reckon Switch 2 could have smoother

gaming experience, and I could also

connect it to my monitor.

I've already finished Cyberpunk anyway.

It's just that it's the only game that

interests me. When I was looking for a

game to get with it, I was like, Mario

Kart? Nah, looks exactly the same as the

Uh, Yakuza? Nah, I don't like Yakuza.

Hitman? Nah, already played Hitman loads.

You bought a game you already played? The

only games on Switch 2 are all games I've

already played. They're all just old

games. The only new game— I mean, Breath

of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, I

already played those.

Why get a Switch 2 then? So I can farm

views. Are you slow? Why do you think

I do anything? Do you think I do anything

that isn't to get views?

That's the whole point. Do you think I'm

getting it because I just want one? I

don't really want one. If I really wanted

a handheld gaming device, I'd probably

rather get an ROG Ally again.

These streams don't get views. Well, they

make $1,600 a month, so I don't

really need views. I need donos.

You do want one? Hmm,

I am curious. I did used to

have the Switch OLED and it was pretty

nice, but then as soon as I got the ROG

Ally, I never used it again. 'Cause I Was

Your Ally has all the games I like

playing. I remember playing Red Dead

2 and Diablo 4 on it, and I thought, you

can't play these on Switch, so why would I

choose Switch over this?

So I'm gonna make 200 videos. If they make

$2 per video, that's $400. It's nearly

break-even. I need to make $640.

If each video makes $3, I need to make 213

videos.

If you wanted views, should have got Mario

Kart. Yeah, but I don't want Mario Kart.

Boring.

I nearly dropped my phone. What do I think

of the Steam Deck? I had the Steam Deck

before. I got nearly a million views.

I made nearly $5,000 from the Steam Deck.

I made $2,000 from Switch OLED. I made

thousands from Switch Lite. You guys

haven't checked my gaming channel, have

you? You guys so lazy, you don't

even check my gaming channel and then you

talk shit. So obviously Switch 2 comes

out, I'm going to take a punt. It's zero

risk. Yeah, I'll have a punt.

I'll make the videos. If it doesn't work,

I'll just send it back.

I've only done, um, yeah,

people are saying, oh, I'm gonna get

banned from Amazon for sending stuff back

too much. I've only sent back 2 things

this year. I sent back the, that big

chunky phone, and I sent back the Nothing

phone. That's it. So I've spent I spent

£5,000 on Amazon. That's why my Amazon

credit card's maxed out. And I've returned

2 phones that are worth about £500.

The Doge VMAX Pro is worth like £200.

What am I going to make for dinner? Yeah,

let me think. I don't want to eat those

fried pork things again. I had some for

lunch. I'm gonna try and make maybe a beef

burger, beef patty with my own secret

blend. They're not

gonna ban me. I got warned for returning

stuff too much back in 2011 because

it was back when I was really into cameras

and I was buying like 5 cameras a week.

Because I couldn't decide what camera I

wanted. So I'd buy like 3 cameras and send

them back. I sent back like 6 or 7

cameras, expensive ones too, and they gave

me a warning, but I didn't get banned.

So if that's not enough to get banned,

I'm pretty sure sending back 3

things in a year is not going to get you

banned when I've spent thousands already.

I don't care if I get banned, whatever. I

mean, there's plenty of other shops. Got

Temu. If I want electronics, I'll go on

Currys or Argos,

or I don't know.

Then I can make a video how I got banned

from Amazon.

Temu Switch 2. Yeah,

yeah, I've got a gaming channel. It's

called Expert Analysis Reviews.

Again, uh, email from Amazon saying

discover the Switch 2.

Do they really have it in stock? Everyone

else says out of stock. Am I really

getting it today?

You know, you know what's so stupid? You

have to pay extra money to— so you know

the new Zelda? Well, it's not even new. I

mean the old Zelda. To unlock the new

features, you got to pay extra money.

Like to unlock 60 FPS and some other

features, you got to pay, I don't know,

$15 extra. That's so Nintendo as such.

They're so greedy and lazy. They just pump

out the same games year after year and

then they try and find a new way to rip

you off and then

they just milk the same console for like

20 years. When did the Switch come out?

Like before 2010,

I think. I don't know actually.

The thing I like about the Switch though

is it is very light and the battery lasts

way longer than the

Windows handhelds. Like the ROG Ally

lasted only an hour. Oh,

2017, the original Switch came out. 8

years. Yeah,

I had a Wii as well, but I'd never played

it, so I sent it back. I remember the

parcel force guy delivered it to the

gypsies, and then I got mad, and then I

got my mum to go over there and get it for

me because I was scared of them. My mum

went over and got the parcel.

Yeah, you can't really do long gaming

with, uh, ROG Ally or Steam Deck because

they only last about an hour or 2. Well,

yeah, a Switch 2 battery might be a

downgrade because it's more powerful

hardware, but that's the trade-off. You

want more power, you gotta use more power.

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun.

50 minutes until 7 PM. I don't know if

I should wait for the switch to come first

before cooking, because I don't want to

start cooking and then I get disrupted.

It says arriving 7:15 to 9:15. It keeps

getting later and later. It really better

come today or I'm gonna be fucking

annoyed.

Better damn well come tonight.

The problem is there's already a lot of

big channels hating on the Switch 2, but

when the Steam Deck came out, everyone was

praising it. So my tactic

of hating on stuff might not be as

effective. I'll just do everything. I'll,

I'll try and bait the Steam Deck people by

saying Switch 2 superior, and then they

can call me a Nintendo fanboy. People get

very defensive over their favorite

console. I'll be like, Switch 2 better

than Steam Deck because it's got Mario and

Zelda and it's

got a kickstand and it's got magnetic

Joy-Cons. And what else? I mean, what else

can it do that Steam Deck can't? It has—

maybe I'll ask Copilot. How is Switch 2

better than Steam Deck?

Has higher resolution textures,

better battery life, more portable design.

Yeah, Steam Deck was very chunky. I didn't

like the design. Docking convenient.

That's it. Higher resolution textures

and lighting, better battery life.

30 minutes longer than the Steam Deck.

Wow. More portable design, thinner and

lighter, and it comes with a dock.

That's— that is— that it got 120Hz

support, ray tracing.

What? Switch 2 has ray tracing?

Built-in microphone. Dual USB-C ports.

Okay, comparison between Steam

Deck OLED and Switch 2.

God, I should get a Steam Deck OLED so I

have them side by side.

Switch 2, 7.9-inch LCD screen. It doesn't

even have OLED.

What? Why didn't they put OLED on it?

Switch 2 doesn't have OLED screen.

It has an LCD screen, but it's an upgrade

from the original Switch. Well, why did

they have a Switch OLED?

Okay, why didn't they use

OLED like with Switch OLED even

though it's more expensive?

Stuck with LCD due to advancements in LCD

technology.

Okay, so is this new LCD better than OLED?

120Hz compared to Switch OLED's 60Hz

screen. OLEDs are more expensive, harder

to produce in large quantities.

OLED has deeper blacks, but LCD

prioritizes— has better HDR refresh rate

and availability.

Hmm, no OLED.

I honestly can't tell the difference

between OLED and LCD though. It just looks

more vivid, like more saturated than

an LCD. My monitor is OLED, I think.

Wait, let me check.

Damn, I spelled every single word

correctly without any typos.

Yeah, my monitor is an OLED, but my laptop

screen for some reason looks better, like

it's got more accurate colors. Now my

monitor is OLED, trust me,

I would never lie. I hate

it when you say trust me and then people

say, I wouldn't trust you as far as I

could throw you, mate. Shut up, it's just

Uh, yeah, LG UltraGear curved OLED gaming

monitor 39GS95QE,

um, Switch, Nintendo Switch OLED I bought

in 2022. I barely played the Switch. It

was a really nice looking console with the

white. I barely played it.

£256. I only

got it for Mario Kart and some Mortal

Kombat, but then I got the ROG Ally and

then I thought, I'm— I don't see any

reasons to play the Switch OLED over the

ROG Ally. I can play PC games on it.

What have I paid for the monitor?

I think £1,400 in total because

I got it on finance and they charged me

20% APR per year.

So it was actually only £1,000.

So you plus the interest in total, it's

going to be £1,400.

I'm paying, uh, £25— no, £29 a month for

4 years for this monitor.

It's a damn good monitor though.

Ultra-wide curved 39-inch.

Um, what else does it have?

1440p,

200Hz. 0.03 millisecond

response time, smart energy

saving, and HDMI.

Yeah, I kind of got ripped off with the

interest, but what can you do?

And also, if you get it on sale, you can

get it for only £800. Currently it's at

£950, but if you get

it on a lightning deal, it's— I've seen it

as cheap as £800.

How my stock trades today? I took a few

punts at longs, didn't work out. I lost

£5, I made £1,

decided not to touch it.

It's been really boring today. It didn't,

didn't do anything.

I thought it would be wild with the new

farm, non-farm payroll thingy coming out.

Yeah, I feel like longs are a bit

dangerous here. I see bearish SMT

everywhere.

The obvious bearish SMT here.

Um, ES took yesterday's high, NQ didn't on

the 1-hour time frame.

And then there's also SMT on the smaller

time frame. No longs.

Would I short Tesla? No, I bought, I

bought 2.7 shares of Tesla. It's up 1%.

Also, my Russell 2000 is up 2%, so pretty

good. How much did I pay for Switch?

Well, I don't buy stuff on finance

anymore. I learned my lesson. I buy it on

the credit card. So I

bought— it cost, um, £400, £395, I think.

Yeah, buying stuff on finance, it seems

appealing because you pay just £20 a

month, but in total you're going to be

paying 20-40% more than you would have

paid if you just bought it outright. So

now I just buy it on my credit card.

Genius idea.

Although I wish I bought it on my Amazon

card and got the 1% cashback. I need

toilet. Hold on.

I'm back. A bit cold today.

It's raining again. It's been raining for

2 weeks now. I can't believe it. I haven't

been out in the garden in ages because

it's just horrible. Oh, I saw the cat

today. Came and said hello.

There's also— my garden is full of cat

shit. I've seen 4 new cat shits and

they look quite fresh. That's why the

cats— the cats use my garden as like a

massive toilet. I don't know

why.

What can I do about it? How can I stop

them pooing in my garden? I don't really

care that much, I guess.

What can the neighbors do about it? They

can't— I mean, unless they keep the cat

inside, which would be a bit cruel. I

don't really care, I guess. I mean, I like

seeing the cats. This would be nice. I

mean, there's a massive field over the

gate— I mean, over the fence. Why can't

they go shit in the field? They've got to

come in my garden and shit in the garden.

Is it because of the stones and it looks

like a litter tray? My garden's like a

massive litter tray with all the stones,

and they don't even try and bury it. The,

the other cat tried. He tried to scratch

some stones over it, but it didn't work.

That's weird.

Usually our cats would poop in the litter

box, not outside, because we don't have

cat poo in my mum's garden.

Our cats always pooed inside.

I can't believe it's June and it's like 12

degrees and raining every day and I'm

freezing. Thinking about

putting my jumper back on.

You think by June it's gonna be nice and

warm. Where did I buy the Switch?

On Amazon, from the official Amazon

website, not some third-party seller. It

says sold by Amazon EU.

Yeah, I thought it was weird, like how

come it's sold out everywhere but I could

get one on Amazon? It says arriving today,

7:15 to 9:15. Switch 2. Imagine I got the

wrong one and it's Switch OLED. No, it

definitely says Switch 2 and

it's from the Nintendo store on Amazon.

Imagine I get scammed.

I left my Switch Pro Controller at my

mum's house. Can I use an Xbox controller

with it? Because I bought this Xbox

controller and now I don't even use it.

I got it to play— I wanted

to play Assassin's Creed with it.

14 days return window. What, not a month?

Nintendo, they don't like returns, do

Well, whatever. I need a handheld gaming

device anyway, so if my laptop

breaks, I'll get a MacBook and then I'll

do gaming on the Switch. That's how

you save money, because then I don't need

to buy a gaming computer.

Play DBD. Mm, I've tried

it before. That girl,

remember Mishi, the French girl, was a

viewer. She got me to play it on stream

and I got bored in 5 minutes. I turned it

off. That was ages ago.

Who remembers Mishi?

She used to be a mod on my Discord.

For some reason, girls really like that

game. Not sure why.

I played a game similar to it before where

you kind of crawl around a house and you

pick up stuff and you avoid detection.

Was it that Chainsaw Massacre game?

Mm, I don't know, I'm not really a fan of

that genre.

Rainbow Six is better.

Remember when you played Tekken 8? Yeah,

didn't get many views off that.

I didn't drop an n-bomb. A stupid

subreddit clipped it where it kind of

sounded like I said the n-word, but I

didn't. The reason why is because

I didn't have my mic plugged in. The whole

stream and no one told me. So it was using

the laptop mic. So my words were all

muffled and I was kind of tired and

slurring. So then it sounded like the

N-word, but I didn't say the N-word.

I think I said something like, oh, not

again. But then I slurred the middle bit

and it was like— so you could hear the N

part of not and the Gut part of again.

So it sounded a bit like the N-word, I

guess. I mean, I wouldn't

mind saying it. It's just that I don't

want to get banned or demonetized.

Otherwise, I would just say I don't give a

fuck. It's just I don't

want to get in trouble with YouTube.

Probably don't even have any black viewers

anyway.

What, Poppy was black?

Really? That explains a lot.

What does it explain? Well, it just

explains many things.

A lot of things, you could say.

Like what? I don't know.

It's up to you how, how you want to

interpret it.

Up to your own interpretation.

What did I do to Poppy? I just gave her a

1-day timeout and then she raged and never

came back again like a baby. Holy crap,

it's raining loads!

Whoa, you should see the rain, it's like—

Poppy got poppied real good,

if you know what I mean.

Listen to that.

Can you hear it?

Oh. Amazon guy is

gonna get soaked.

It's pretty loud. I'll shut the door.

No, very rarely get a thunderstorm. I

haven't seen one in ages.

He doesn't care about what.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

All I care about now is where's my fucking

switch?

I've got to get my secret password ready

as well.

Have I ever been with a Chinese lady? Uh,

I guess the Hong Kong woman counts as a

Chinese lady.

Well, the punishment for fraternizing with

the enemy is severe.

There's no room for traitors.

It's raining a lot.

So tomorrow I'm going to be very busy,

which is actually good because it's the

weekend and I won't be looking at stocks.

It's— I guess it's kind of nice to have

the weekend as a break from stocks,

otherwise I'd just be glued to it.

There's beer go with sushi. Oh wow,

thanks. Are you, are you the one who

posted the sushi pic on Discord? That

sushi looked pretty good. See, that's what

I mean. In Japan, they don't have sushi

like that with the plump, thick salmon.

They just give you like a little thin

sliver of salmon.

Beer? I don't

know. Beer's more like it goes with food

that is oily and meaty and hot.

Sake is quite nice with sushi. Japanese

rice wine.

I have never been impressed with sushi in

Japan. My favorite sushi was this one time

I went to Germany and went to a Japanese

restaurant. They had this thick salmon

avocado sushi roll. It was so good.

Japanese people don't like putting avocado

on sushi. It's like, I don't know,

weird to them,

even though it goes really well together.

You go to a Sushiro or any conveyor belt

sushi in Japan, all they got is like the

same old rubbish. The only things I eat

at Sushiro are the salmon ones and the

tuna ones, and that's it. I don't like the

uni, the orange goo. I don't like the

salmon eggs. I don't like the weird

tamago, the sweet omelette thing. What

else they got? That's all they have

really. And they got some weird white

fish, yellowfin snapper, whatever the hell

that is. Or they got some weird pink

looking fish and then octopus. On rice,

which is disgusting. And then they got a

bunch of meat sushi, like hambagu on rice.

It's weird Japan sucks at sushi

when it's their own food.

Yeah, maybe scallop. Ugh, scallop's

disgusting. So I'd only ever

eat the same 2 sushis when I go to

conveyor belt sushi.

Or unagi, which I don't like. Tastes

really fishy. Japanese people love gooey

stuff. Like, what's that tuna? They have

like a tuna paste. It's like pink paste

on the rice wrapped in seaweed.

Never tried it because it looks gross.

They really love the gooey, gunji stuff.

And then the salmon's always really thin,

whereas the sushi here you get thick

pieces with the fat, like the strips of

white fat going through it.

I think we got better sushi in England.

Yeah, I probably just like salmon the best

and then tuna second best.

I went to Sushi-Lo a few times. I went to

the other one, didn't I? Kura Sushi. When

I walked home from Nara and it was

horrible.

It tastes really weird, like warm and

metallic. Did not taste good.

The only thing I miss from Japan is

probably yakiniku and udon,

cuz you can't get that here.

I wasn't a big fan of the ramen. It was

okay, wasn't amazing.

Would I go crazy if I had to live with Ice

and Sam Pepper? Yeah, probably.

I should— I should probably try and get me

and Sam to fight or something.

I think I'm older than Sam Pepper. It's

weird, isn't it? I think we're the same

age, actually. I think he's also 1989.

Yeah. Oh my God, he's only 6 days younger

than me. March 26th, 1989. That's wild.

I'm March 20th,

1989. Might have nearly gone to the same

school as he did.

He's still grinding hard on his Instagram

with the Shorts. He still gets a couple

million views now and then.

You're quite old now. Yeah, I'm older than

everyone. I'm older than Chris Broad by a

year. I'm older than PewDiePie.

Let me check. I'm older

than Anime Man and Connor. I'm older than

Connor by like 10 years. Yeah, I'm older

than PewDiePie. PewDiePie was born on

October 24th, 1989. He's also 1989.

Wow, 1989 makes the best YouTubers.

So that makes me 7 months older

than PewDiePie.

Chris Broad was in the year below me, so

he must be 1990.

How does it— how can you sleep knowing

younger people are richer than me?

Because I'm probably richer than— I bet

there's more people in the world who are

poorer than me than there are people

richer than me. Because there's probably

billions of like broke Indian and Chinese

people working

on the rice fields. So that makes me feel

a bit better. I'm probably

richer than at least 4 billion people in

the world.

Definitely not at the bottom.

What's the point comparing yourself to

those people? Because it makes me feel

better. And someone said,

how do I sleep at night when people

younger than me are richer? Because I know

that there's at least a couple billion

people who are poor— poorer than me.

Just stating facts.

Oh wow, thanks, Anonimouse. There is a

girl that I have been texting for 2

months. That's great. She told me from the

beginning that when she is meeting guys,

she is trying to check her phone because

she doesn't use it much. We only text

once. Do such girls really exist?

I don't understand. She's checking her

phone because she only uses it once.

What? She's checking

her phone because she doesn't use it much.

She is trying to check her phone because

she doesn't use— I don't understand what

that means.

Makes no sense.

Yeah, it is a bit annoying people like

Chris and Connor get to be