Cutting Me Some GARLIC

At the beach, babe.

Go look, go look.

Why does it look so hazy?

That's weird. Is it just me or

the camera looks kind of— hmm,

this looks kind of smudged.

This is the daily life of a chef.

Gotta prepare them veggies.

Oh, thank you, T-Pop. Moan on camera for

us. Oh,

was that satisfactory? Oh look, I fixed

it. Yeah, I just had some smudge on the

lens. Now it looks way better. Got my

stocks over there in the background.

On my Magic Keyboard. I got a

Magic Keyboard. It's so good. You can type

and it's got a trackpad.

Very exciting day planned. We've got

garlic to chop because I've noticed I

don't use much garlic, and that's because

I'm too lazy to chop it. So I should get

it all chopped up so it's ready to go.

Ready to go.

So I'm getting my garlic chopped, uh, my

pepper chopped, my poppa chopped, my

pepper chopped.

Very exciting day on the stock market.

At one point I was up— I could have, if I

cashed out, I could have made $1,000

today. But I decided not to

cash out and I decided to wait for next

week where after Biden becomes president,

um, they should go up even more because

I've invested heavily in electric vehicles

and renewable energy.

Chi Chi tweeted she misses your hot dog.

Really? Wow,

maybe she still loves me.

Yeah, I got, uh, NIO and I got XPeng and I

got Li Automobiles and I got SolarEdge. I

got NextEra Gen Energy. So I

just pumped in an extra $7,000 into a

new investment profile because my other

one got maxed out. Why is it all squishy?

And the electric vehicle companies I

invested in are just blowing up.

On Xpeng, I'm up by about £400,

and NIO, I'm up by about £200. SolarEdge,

I'm up about £50.

I can't believe how much money I could

make.

Hopefully next week everything doesn't

tank and I start making even more. I'm

just— I don't know, because everyone's

saying that I should hold on to it.

Everyone's saying NEO is going to get to

60. At the moment it's about 42. Imagine

how much money I'd make if I sold it at

60. Can you tell Ollie you love—

I love you, Ollie. Are you happy now?

So yeah, I'm not sure when to sell. This

is the problem with it. You start winning

and then you just want more and more, so

you don't pull out. And then it starts

going down, you wish you pulled out

earlier. It's like gambling, I guess.

I can't believe I could make $1,000 just

from a few days of trading these— ah,

this stupid garlic.

Garlic is so annoying.

$1,000. That's almost as much as I make on

YouTube. Crazy.

Stock market is so much fun.

And I got some other random companies and

they're going up as well. I got Fiverr and

I got eBay. And they're going up. Yeah,

everything's going up, but I'm still down

because I was stupid and I started

investing when it started to dip.

So I'm starting to come out of the red

because everything's finally coming back

out of the dip,

but I'm a beginner, so Have to

expect this. Beginner mistakes.

What am

I preparing to make? Um, just nothing

really, just getting some vegetables ready

for my next meal tomorrow. I'll probably

just make some burgers and stir-fry all

I was so stupid for getting Amazon. I got

Amazon at 300— 3,300, and then it

dropped down to 2,900, and now it's

finally back up to 3,300.

Hopefully it goes up so I can make a bit

of money, but I've really had a bad

experience with Amazon. Call us your

daddy. No, I refuse.

What do I do all day? I was literally

staring at the stock market screen all day

long. I bought some more shares in XPeng

when it dipped down. Oh, I also invested

£1,000, £1,500 in this cannabis company

because apparently cannabis stocks are

supposed to go up as well under Biden

because he's going to legalize it. So I

put £1,500 in Aurora Cannabis.

Hopefully they go up. Well, they've

already made me £50, so if they just go up

a bit more, then it's already profits.

Yeah, I'm really having fun with the stock

Why don't I just buy pre-cut bags of

frozen vegetables? Because then what would

I do on livestreams? I need something to

do. Also, isn't it more expensive?

It's cheaper if you do stuff yourself.

Oh, and my eToro managed portfolio finally

went up because it's been red this whole

time. eToro is good because you can just

copy other people's portfolios and they

manage it. And then you can just forget

about it. So I have $1,000 on eToro. I

just chose this random person, I copied

his portfolio. Finally it's made me $10.

It's been down this whole time,

but he's got a bunch of stuff like

Bitcoin, gold,

Microsoft. He's got loads.

I'm not really interested in Bitcoin. I

don't really understand it very well. I

don't understand why it goes up and down

and it's so expensive. I guess I could get

a fractional share, but Bitcoin's boring.

I want a proper company that actually

makes stuff.

So weekend is here. I hate the weekend.

It means I can't do any trading. So wait

until Monday. I think maybe Monday will be

bad, but then Tuesday it will get better,

and then maybe Wednesday will be really

good. So I'm still not sure if I should

sell or not. I could easily make between

$600 or $900 If

I time it well, but what if I just wait a

month and I could make ten times more?

I just really don't know.

I guess I'll see what happens when we know

who's won the the election.

I bit the inside of my mouth so hard, 3

times in the same place. This is what you

get when you try and eat with your mouth

closed. So I bit it 2 days ago

and it was kind of tiny, and then I bit it

again today at lunch in the exact same

place and it swelled up really big. And

then I bit it a 3rd time just now when I

was having dinner, and I was scared that

I'd bite it again, so I ate my whole

dinner with my mouth open. It's my cooking

is so good, and when I'm hungry, I'm just

chewing really quickly, and I'm trying to

keep it in my mouth. And whilst I'm moving

my lips around and chewing at the same

time, sometimes I accidentally bite on my

lip, and it was bleeding. Now it's all

swollen up and big.

I have to be really careful now. I don't

want to bite it again.

It's always on the right side where I've

got this pointy canine. Stupid canine.

So painful when you bite it. You can, you

can feel this crunching sound, like,

and it's just like intense pain for about

5 seconds.

Every time I've been doing this since,

since forever, and I just never learned

that I should slow down whilst eating.

I just get so hungry and the food I make

tastes so good, I just want to destroy it,

not eat slowly. I can't eat slowly when

I'm hungry.

I trolled everyone so good on the main

channel with the last video, I want to

become a girl. I didn't think that would

get so many views, but it got number 1 and

then dropped down to number 3. And I also

got about 10 new OnlyFans on

OnlyFans thanks to it, which is

making me think maybe I should actually

dress up like a girl and get a wig and

make a video that might get more, more

people onto OnlyFans.

I can't believe it got so good, such good

views. My viewers are weird. I put normal

stuff out and they don't care, and I put

like some weird video about wanting to

become a girl and they will click it.

Next, I think I'm gonna do stuff like why

I wish I was gay.

And they also seem to have a good reaction

when I start talking about gender equality

because they like debating, I guess.

And then they get triggered by the stuff I

So I might copy some topics from Coach Red

Pill because he was pretty good at pissing

off women with the stuff he says.

I could— oh, I know one I could make: why

men love cheating. And then I could talk

about How it's an evolutionary

advantage if the man has sex with multiple

women because there's more chance of him

having kids, and that's the whole point of

life, blah blah blah blah blah. You can

trigger the anti-cheaters.

You could call it, uh, why men love

cheating, or maybe I'll put it why

I love cheating.

And then I can talk about evolution and

male biology. It would be pretty funny.

So yeah, quite happy with my new video.

People also like the drawing, and no one

was complaining about me not showing my

face. So that's great.

It's a big relief not having to show my

face because it was one of the things

stressing me out a lot.

But I'm gonna win no matter who wins the

presidential election. I put £200 on Trump

winning. With great odds. So I mean,

really bad odds, so I'd get a good reward,

a good payout. And if Biden wins, I,

I win from the stock market because I've

invested heavily into a Biden presidency.

But I've still got a lot of stuff in oil,

so that would be good under Trump as well.

Can I BJ a wiener or dildo on OnlyFans?

Hmm, I don't know. I was thinking of doing

something with food, like I could get one

of those stiff sausages at the

supermarket.

I don't really want to get a dildo because

I'd probably just use it once for OnlyFans

and then never use it again. At least with

a sausage, I can use it as a dildo and

then I can eat it later.

But I just— I don't really like doing bum

stuff on OnlyFans because I'm

not really interested in getting bummed.

I prefer having a sex doll and filming

myself doing the sex doll because that's

the closest I can get to filming actual

sex, because obviously no girl's gonna

actually let me film them having sex.

Okay, now I finished peeling the garlic.

Now, how thinly should I chop this garlic?

I think I should mix it all together on

the plate so I can just toss it into the

pan whenever and it's all evenly spread.

I bought myself a Magic Mouse as well.

It's coming tomorrow. So I've turned my

iPad into a laptop, basically. The

trackpad's really nice, but I think a

mouse would be much more comfortable.

It's so nice using the iPad with the

trackpad and the keyboard. Don't have to

keep tapping the screen.

Really liking the Magic Keyboard. I'll

show it to you later. It just makes typing

such fun. I did a lot of typing, more than

I usually do.

Can you get off to Cesium and Ollie on

OnlyFans? Maybe if you pay me enough, I

will cum on a picture of Cesium or

Ollie. I can do cumming requests. I'll get

a picture of them on my iPad and then I'll

cum on the iPad screen while saying their

name. How much would you pay for that?

Am I even allowed to do that? I think I'd

get banned if I did that on YouTube.

Cumming on someone's face seems

wrong.

I could get pictures of my ex-girlfriends

and then cum on their face. On my iPad.

Do you know how many subscribers I lost

after my new video? I lost about 60.

Can you believe that? Why do you think

they unsubscribed? Because I said being a

woman is easy.

If I had the choice between getting sent

off to war and having a baby, I think I'd

rather have the baby.

Yeah, so I lost 60 subs.

People got triggered.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do

do. I can't believe how much money I'm

gonna make. Oh, should I have cashed out

today? If I cashed out today, I could have

made a thousand dollars. But I want more.

Okay, next time, I promise. Next time it

blows up, I'm gonna cash out, cash out my

earnings. I'm selling it all.

NIO, XPeng. I hate how everyone's

pronouncing it as XPeng, like they're

trying so hard to do the proper Chinese

pronunciation. I don't get it. Just say

XPeng. Who gives a fuck if the Chinese say

XPeng? We're not speaking Chinese, we're

speaking English. They sound so dumb.

They're like, uh, today I've got 20 more

shares on XPeng. Trying so hard

to pronounce it properly. It sounds

stupid. Just call it XPeng.

No one tries to pronounce the other

companies properly, like Xiaomi or Huawei.

It's really cringy.

This is the thing about trading. When your

stocks are going up, you start thinking,

should I sell now or should I hold? And

then you sell and then it keeps going up.

I had a Google share, half a Google share,

and And then I sold it, and then 2 days

later the value of Google shares went up

by $150. I was kicking

myself.

It's so annoying.

We'll pay $2,000 if you pleasure Ollie.

Hmm, don't know if that's worth it.

Can you imagine if I made $10,000?

Imagine if I held on to NIO. Everyone's

saying NIO is going to report its earnings

on January next year and the value

is just going to blow up 10 times.

That would be insane. I would make

thousands if that happened.

I don't really understand what puts are.

I keep seeing people use the word, but

I'm, I'm still not sure what it is.

So what do you do? You— can someone

explain it simply? Because I'm stupid.

Is it like you place a bet that it will go

up in price or something?

What I do now is I do triggered

fractional buys, so when it reaches a

certain value, it automatically buys for

me. And then I do stop losses,

so if it goes down to a certain price that

I set, then it automatically sells.

My fingers

are so sticky now. Am I

going to cook tonight? No, I already

cooked. I'm thinking of doing a new

routine where I film a Cooking

with Daniel video where I just cook, and

then I upload that to this channel, and

then I just trim it down to about 4

minutes for Cooking with Daniel on the end

of videos on the main channel. And then I

do vegetable prep for the livestreams.

I'm doing it this way because I need

footage for Cooking with Daniel on the

main channel. I can't really cook on the

streams unless I use the grill, because if

I go over to the kitchen, I lose

connection. And it's kind

of difficult cooking everything on a— on

that table grill.

So that way I'm profiting 3 times off of

making dinner. I've got the,

the how to make salmon or whatever I'm

making for the Chef Daniel channel, and

then I've got 4 minutes cooking with

Daniel that I put onto end of clickbait

videos on the main channel, and then

livestreams, I got to, um, prepare

vegetables. So I think that's a pretty

good way of doing it.

And I don't think it's good to eat during

streams because a lot of people don't like

the sound when I'm chewing, and then it's,

it's hard to talk whilst eating. And I'd

rather just eat in peace by myself and

watch YouTube.

So that's how I'm doing things.

Do I still watch Dragon's Den? No,

recently I'm just watching stock market

stuff. I found a bunch of YouTubers who,

they talk about stocks that they're

interested in that they think have

potential, and they make update videos

about it. That's how I found out about

NIO. I missed out on so many though. I

missed out on the cannabis one when it was

low. I missed back on Square,

who are kind of like PayPal.

I don't really watch any entertainment

channels anymore. It's all just financial

stuff and stock market stuff. I became

boring. Back in the day, I used to watch

stuff like commentary channels,

um, YouTubers roasting each other,

and now I'm just watching financial stuff

and stock market stuff. What have I

become?

Become like an old man. Gotta check my

stocks.

And I watch some political YouTubers like

Ben Shapiro.

Quite like Ben Shapiro.

Why don't I stream on the main channel?

Hmm, I don't know, because I get pissed

off at the people on the main channel.

They're just so irritating.

People on the second channel are the cool

people.

And I feel like the videos

on the main channel make enough money,

but my videos on the second channel just

make a couple dollars, and the streams

always make more money than the videos I

make on the second channel. So it's more

beneficial to just make streams constantly

on the second channel.

Instead of just making these random I hate

video game videos, which sometimes— I got

disconnected. What was I saying? What was

the last thing you heard me say?

I was saying that ever since I started

streaming on the second channel, the

revenue on the second channel has Gone up

by four times,

and I'm not entirely sure that I would

make more money if I streamed on the main

channel.

Because, well, I guess I would make a tiny

bit more, but it wouldn't be a huge amount

Yeah, and the bloody subreddit found my

secret channel, didn't they? Really

annoying. I didn't

want people to find it because I wanted it

to be a completely separate channel that

was completely not connected to the

viewers that I already have. But now it's

too late. Flooding my

new channel with dislikes. Had to disable

the comments. Now I have to make another

secret channel. Can't even

make a secret channel in peace. They just

won't leave me alone, won't they?

It's called a secret channel for a reason,

because I want it to be separate.

These people just are relentless. They

just won't leave me alone.

The only way I could get away with making

a secret channel would be if I got someone

else to do the voiceover,

because my voice is pretty distinctive, I

guess, if you've heard it before.

I've got random people finding my I Hate

Video Games series going, oh my God, it's

the Asian Onision! Stupid idiots.

Pisses me off when they say that. They

don't know me as Daniel or Hiding in My

Room. They just know me as the Asian

Onision thanks to bloody Elvis.

It pisses me off that to some people

that's all I am.

And I'm not even Asian, I'm half Asian.

Now I've got stupid people calling me

Asian all the time. I hate it when people

call me Asian. I'm only half Asian.

I'm half white, but people don't call me

white. And then they say, we call you

Asian because you look Asian. Yeah, well,

a whale looks like a fish. It doesn't mean

it's an actual fish. It's a mammal. A

whale doesn't have gills. It has lungs.

It looks like a fish, but you don't go

around saying, oh, that's a fish. It's a

mammal. I mean, you don't go around saying

that whale is a fish because you'd be

wrong. It's a mammal.

I get pissed off because people don't use

the word Asian in a good way. They use it

in a derogatory way, like it's a bad thing

to be Asian.

Because where I grew up, everyone kind of

looked down on you if you're Asian,

and I don't like being reminded Of it.

Okay, I think that's enough with the

garlic. It's making my fingers sticky.

Okely dokely. Put this garlic

in the rest.

See if you can see what I'm doing.

Bloody neighbors were fighting today.

There was a woman shouting.

Bloody women going hysterical.

Hear her from upstairs just yelling,

and there's lots of stomping.

It only gets peaceful around this time.

So I guess it's good timing that it

becomes peaceful when I start streaming,

but around early afternoon is

really noisy.

Wow, look at this pepper, fat and juicy.

Hey Siri.

What's my name? I don't know who you are,

but you can tell me. In Siri settings,

tap on My Info and then choose yourself

from your contacts.

She likes me.

That Magic Keyboard's so good. It's a bit

overpriced, I guess. $400 for a keyboard.

But wow, it's amazing. It just transforms

the iPad into— it's

like the iPad evolves into a much better

I really wish I, I got the bigger iPad

though. I want the 12-inch iPad.

The 11-inch is a bit small.

Ambulance is coming. Another stabbing.

Oh my God,

I feel sorry for the ambulance people.

Yeah, I wish there was a way that I could

trade in my 11-inch iPad for the 12-inch

one. It would be a waste to

sell it and buy the new one now, so I

guess I'll just stick with it.

And I like the iPad more than a MacBook

because I still need the iPad to do

drawing and artwork. I can't do that on an

iPad— I mean, a MacBook.

I spend too much on tech. Yeah, I guess

so. Last month I spent £500 on the Oculus

Quest, and then this month I spent about

£500 on the Magic Keyboard plus the Magic

Mouse. What about next month? I'm still

thinking about getting an iPhone 12. Oh

no, I'm gonna be poor.

Need to make more money. On the stock

market to fund my addictions. I just

love tech so much.

How could you not love tech, especially

Apple? I want the iPhone 12

Pro Max. That'd be nice.

It just makes me happy, makes me feel good

having the latest tech.

I feel like I need it and it improves my

And I feel like I've made quite a lot of

money last month, and this month I could,

I could also make a lot of money if my

Chinese electric car stocks go well. So I

feel like treating myself.

I guess I'll try not to get the iPhone.

I, I really don't need the iPhone,

but I do feel like the Magic Keyboard has

made me more productive typing stuff.

Also, it's just nicer to sit at a table

and type instead of tapping awkwardly on

Oh, I got my groceries today. Did I say?

It was my first time ordering online

groceries and they came today and

they didn't charge me. It was weird. I

brought out cash and I kind of— I tried to

hand him the cash and he said no. He said

something about pay by mail, the payments

will come in the mail. So I'm guessing

they're gonna send me a bill and then I

have to pay the bill, but I could just do

a runner and not pay it. It's just weird.

I thought they would make me pay on the

website, but they delivered all the food

without me even paying, and then they left

and I still wasn't— still haven't paid

But I got loads of food. I got pork, I got

beef burgers, I got vegan plant-based

burgers as well. I'll try that for a

Maybe I'll do that for a stream.

I got milk, got coffee, eggs, sugar,

peppers, got loads of stuff.

Now I don't even have to go outside.

I forgot to get toilet paper, so I've only

got one roll left.

Not getting beaten up on the street again.

So I don't have to go outside at all.

I've got my groceries delivered to me.

I've got Amazon. I've got— I

use a company called Coolblue in the

Netherlands. They do tech. They're really

good. Next day delivery,

and they've got all the latest tech.

Amazon's kind of annoying to use here

because the Dutch— the Dutch Amazon's not

very good. They don't have much stuff, so

you have to buy from the German or the UK

Amazon, which makes it take a long time

for deliveries. So the best websites

here are MediaMarkt and Coolblue.

Oh, I got some miso soup. Do you want to

I got some miso soup. Reminds me of my

days in Japan. I got some Japanese ramen

as well.

Yeah, oh, Milo got this.

Mina got this Korean chili paste,

gochujang. It's funny, she was really into

Korea and then she gets Korean chili

paste. I was really into Japan and I get

miso soup paste.

It's like the, the coming together of a

Koreaboo and a Weaboo.

It's kind of funny how we're sort of

similar in that way. She was obsessed with

Korea, and then I was obsessed with Japan

and living in Japan. And then we kind of—

I think we're over those phases.

I think she's more over it than I am, but

I'm still kind of interested in going back

to Japan at some point.

We built this city.

We built this city.

Look at that vegetable mountain.

Beautiful.

Do you like my vegetable mountain?

And people say I don't eat healthy.

People were saying, oh, Daniel is really

unhealthy, he only eats bacon and

cheeseburgers. What's this then? Got a

mountain of veg here.

Do you know what I found out today? In the

1500s, Spain conquered

the Netherlands for about 6 years. That's

crazy. The Netherlands was under Spanish

control for about 6 years.

I did not know that. I don't

know how it just randomly popped onto my

YouTube feed.

And then the, the Dutch rebelled against

the Spanish and kicked them out.

I just don't understand how the Spanish

managed to conquer the Netherlands. How

did they get there? They sail there.

They didn't go through France, did they?

In the 1500s, the Spanish were pretty

powerful. I guess they were like the world

power, and then they started slowly

becoming weaker and weaker, and then

England and France became the next world

powers. Germany had a few attempts

at becoming a world power but failed. And

then I guess it's America and China.

Europe is just a bit weak. Had the Spanish

Empire for hundreds of years, British

Empire, French had a pretty good empire,

the Romans. It's like every big country in

Europe had a really successful empire for

hundreds of years. First there were the

Romans, everyone knows the Roman Empire.

And then the French and the English, the

Spanish. I guess the Germans didn't really

have an empire, although they tried 2

times and failed.

The Dutch had the empire.

Maybe the Swedish and the Norwegians

didn't really have an empire. Oh, they had

the Vikings though, didn't they?

Okay, I think I'm done vegging.

I think it's coffee time. Coffee time and

then orange time. Note-taking,

note-taking.

It's like every country has their turn in

history at having a really big empire,

and it crumbles, and then they fade away.

What happens if enough time passes? Do you

think it'll just rotate around? Like in

500 years' time, the British Empire will

be big again, will make a comeback.

No, I think the day of empires is over.

You can't really have an empire like you

did back in the day,

but it would be funny if it was like on a

rotation. In 1,000 years' time, maybe

England will be a superpower again.

So who's going to be the next superpower

after America and China?

Maybe India and

then Vietnam. I mean,

what— look at this veg,

stir-fry that with my burger.

I just hope I die before the next massive

war starts. I really don't want to be

alive when the next massive war starts.

That'll be just so shit. Just think about

how much life sucks now because the whole

world is shutting down because of the

virus. Imagine how much worse it would be

if we were in a massive world war. Can't

go on holiday. Normal life would

be over. You might get blown up.

Life must have sucked so much during World

War II. And then if you were

a young guy, you'd get sent to war. You

couldn't even do anything you really

wanted to do.

I feel like we're living— well, before the

virus, we were living in this golden

period where there's peace. We've got

amazing technology. We don't have to work

much. Don't have to get sent off to

war. Most of us live in nice

countries. We're probably living

better than most kings did hundreds of

years ago. This is like the golden era.

I feel sorry for babies right now.

Imagine what they're growing— what they're

gonna grow up and have to live into.

They're gonna have to grow up and then

they'll be living in this weird world that

could be World War 4 by then.

Put this in the fridge.

Oh, I got my live streams remonetized.

You know I was saying recently my live

streams have been getting demonetized? I

submitted all of them for review manually

and they all got greened. Which is funny

because I'm pretty sure I said a lot of

stuff in those streams that would not be

monetizable about immigration and

brown people or something. And I'm pretty

sure they didn't sit there watching the

whole 6-hour livestreams. I've had about

10 livestreams— no, maybe 6 livestreams

that I submitted for review, and they

all went green again, but too late now

because people have already watched them.

I don't know why they're getting

automatically demonetized. They didn't

used to. They used to just be green no

matter what I said.

Oh, I got coffee, but for some reason it

tastes weird. I got the same coffee I had

before, Nescafé Gold, but I got sugar

cubes because I wanted sugar. Before, I

was making it without sugar and it tasted

okay, but now I got sugar cubes and I put

2 sugar cubes in my morning coffee and it

tastes— made the coffee taste really

weird. I don't know why. I'm pretty sure

it's sugar and not salt. You don't get

salt cubes.

What am I making? Uh, I'm not making

anything. I already had dinner.

Just preparing vegetables.

I'm not sure what to do for tomorrow

dinner. I guess I'll just stir-fry the

vegetables and then have meat with

But so if I should livestream it or just

make it as a video. For dinner I had

salmon, I had grilled salmon and broccoli

and rice.

Tomorrow my Magic Mouse is coming so I

could do an unboxing. Let me show you my

Magic Keyboard.

It's very nice.

Look at that. Yes,

it's backlit. Keyboard is backlit. You've

got a little trackpad here.

Closes like this.

It's just a bit fiddly to open it,

but it's really stable. It's really stiff.

Look at it. Oh wow,

oh wow, look, you can

open it when it's a little bit open like

this. You can one-hand open it and the

bottom stays, doesn't lift up. That's

really weird. How does it do that? I can't

even lift it up if I tried. What?

What? That is so weird. How is

it stuck to the table? Oh, I can

if I lift it up like this. There's no

sticky stuff on it. Look at that.

That is so strange. But it has to be open

about this much first. This much.

Oh, it is lifting a little bit. You can

see.

Yeah, that's nice. And the hinge is really

stable, but it only bends back this far.

Look, so that's about 90°.

It only bends back this much, which is

Good enough, I guess.

Oh look, NIO. NIO has just kind of gone

sideways today. It spiked in the morning,

dropped down there, and I bought some more

around here in the dip, and it went back

up, and then it came back down, and then

the rest of the day it's just been

sideways like most of my shares have been.

Tesla. Tesla was kind of similar,

sideways most of the day, bit boring.

And I've also got SolarEdge,

also very sideways.

And you can do the finger motion, finger

gestures on the trackpad. So you do

sideways, 2 fingers, 2 fingers down Brings

down the search box, and then you can do

Bilbo Baggins, and then it will just

search on Safari.

The people are back and banging.

Can you hear them?

Bi bu ba bu bi bu bu ba bu.

Is that a low-income laptop? What are you

talking about? It is an iPad Pro.

It can do typing, it can do touchscreen,

you can do drawing with the pen, you can

use a mouse. Can you do drawing with your

laptop? I don't think so.

If I wasn't an artist, I would just get a

MacBook Pro, but I need to be able to

draw, so the iPad is best for me.

I want to show you it. Where was I? Yes,

I was talking about the gestures. So if

you do 4 finger up— I mean,

is it 3? Yeah, uh, 3 finger up.

Oh, you have to be in an app first. Let me

get the calculator. So you do 3 finger up,

it will close, minimize the app. And when

you're in an app and you do 3 fingers

swipe left or right, it'll switch between

apps like this.

And then you can get rid of it like that.

And then if you swipe to the side,

You can bring up the side app, and then

you can switch between swipe side apps by

doing a 3-finger swipe like this,

like that. And then you get rid of it by

swiping into the side again. It feels

really nice. So all day long I'm just

swiping and sliding everywhere.

Ah, just wait for these stupid people to

get upstairs. Why does it take them so

long to come home and go up the stairs and

shut up? They have to stand around

outside. There's this one guy who just

spits all the time and coughs. He'll stand

around outside spitting and coughing.

I guess he's waiting for his friend and

then they all go out together.

And it's magnetically attached, so if you

want to take it off the keyboard, you just

go like this and then you've detached

it. You can attach it easily. Remember I

had that cheap keyboard back in Japan for

this iPad? I don't know if you remember,

I did an unboxing and I used it for about

a day and then I chucked in the bin. It

was like a cheap plastic one, and it— you

clipped the iPad into the case, and I

couldn't get it out of the case. I was

breaking my fingernails trying to get it

back out, and it was— it just felt really

cheap and ugly.

This is so much better. Look at this, it

feels stable. Look. Whoa.

It just knocked my charging. Look, I can

lift it up here and it will come back up.

Oh, it does lift a little bit. It's not

perfect, it's not perfect. It's not heavy

enough to stay down, but it's heavy enough

you can just do it like this, see? And

then you're flipped out like that and

you're ready to do some serious stock

Ah, it feels so good. And you've got all

of the gestures like Command+A selects

everything, Command+C copies, Command+V

pastes, Command+Z undoes stuff,

and hold Shift, you got different symbols.

Oh wow, there is a, there is a stock

ticker called HIMR.

They're called Holland Industries.

They're trading at 0.00000.

There is a ticker, HIMR. That's funny.

Look.

Wow, they are pretty dead.

What do they do?

Hmm, look, the stock market for HMR

is not good. There's like a tiny blip and

then it's just completely flat.

Oh, that's weird.

The coffee tastes good. Why did it taste

weird in the morning? In the morning, it

had this horrible bitter taste, like soapy

armpit flavor. I made it exactly the same

way, and there were all these bits

floating around in it. Wow, this coffee

actually tastes good. I don't

know how I made that really bad coffee

this morning, but it was disgusting.

Did I wash my cup properly? No, I didn't.

I just left it overnight.

Why am I drinking coffee at 9:30? I always

have coffee in the morning and then after

dinner to wash it down. I don't go to bed

until about 2. So what I usually do is I

stream until about midnight,

and then I'll play Vainglory for about an

hour, and then I'll play some Beat Saber

for an hour, and then I'll watch some

porn, and then I'll go to bed.

I've realized that when it comes to VR

porn, watching normal porn on the VR

headset is way better than the actual VR

porn. If you know what I mean. And the

great thing about the VR headset is when

you're in the VR and you've, you've got

the browser open, the screen is massive.

It's like you're sitting in the cinema and

you've got this huge screen floating in

front of you. And it's

so nice when you've got porn in high

detail and you're just sitting there,

you've got this huge cinema-sized screen

with porn playing. And it's just so much

better than looking at it on your tiny

phone. And you don't have to hold the

phone because it's strapped onto your

head. When you watch porn on your phone,

you've got to have one hand holding the

phone, and then the screen's really tiny,

and then sometimes you might accidentally

drop it on your face.

But you've got the headset on, you're

completely hands-free, so you've got one

hand on your dick and the other hand you

can play with your balls and your anus,

which you can't do when you're watching

porn on your phone.

And it's like you're in a cinema theater

watching it. The only way you could

recreate that in real life is if you

actually went to the cinema and played

porn on it, or you had some kind of huge

120-inch TV in your living room. But are

you really going to play porn on that in

your living room? It's kind of

embarrassing. So in the porn headset,

you're completely private No one can see

what you're seeing.

It's amazing. I have to

say, you really should try it. It's so

much better than normal porn. And I'm not

talking about 3D porn where you look

around and you're inside a room. That's

okay, but it's kind of weird and it's not

that great. I still prefer traditional

porn. But on the VR headset,

the only annoying thing is after you've

finished is you need to have the tissues

nearby so you can wipe because it's you

can't really take off the headset when

you've got cum on your hands because

you're going to make a mess. So the porn

carries on playing even though after

you've finished. Usually when I finish, I

want to turn it off straight away,

so it is kind of weird whilst— when it's

still playing after I finished.

And the Oculus Quest 2 is great because

it's completely wireless. You don't have

any cables tangling you up.

That's why I never bothered with it with

my HTC Vive Cosmos, because it had all the

cables in it. You had to turn it on the

computer.

Yeah, I really feel like it's enriched my

Very immersive.

I think what would make it better is if

you had a sex doll and then you were in

the VR porn and the sex doll was

in the same position as the woman, and

then you were doing it in sync with the

video. That would be pretty good.

But sex dolls are just a lot of work. You

gotta pull them out, you got to clean

them. And then you get these little tiny

hairs stuck to it because they're made out

of rubber, but the rubber absorbs your

sweat and over time it gets sticky. And

then all the little tiny bits of dust and

hair get stuck to it. And I tried really

hard to wash it under the sink or in the

shower, but I just could not get the

little tiny hairs off it.

Some people say you're supposed to

sprinkle talcum powder on it to absorb the

moisture, but it's just so much work.

I just— I feel the most satisfied sexually

right now than I've ever felt before. I

felt so sexually frustrated for so much of

my life. But the VR headset works

wonders,

and it's so much cheaper than doing

prostitutes. For the price of an Oculus

Quest, you can get maybe 4 or 5

prostitutes. And if

you're gonna set yourself a limit of 1

prostitute a month,

then maybe that's fine. But if you're like

me when I was in Korea and I had one

prostitute a week, you're gonna burn

through 500 really quickly. In just a

month, you're gonna burn through that. So

if I had the VR headset back in Korea, I

could have saved so much money. I mean,

Korea is so expensive. It's like 250 for

one prostitute, so that'll just get you 2,

2 prostitutes or an Oculus Quest 2.

Where you've got unlimited uses and you

can play Beat Saber. Use my Amazon link if

you want to get one because I would make

so much money. Someone used my link to get

the, the iPad tripod mount

and I made about $5 off of their purchase.

And then someone else bought something for

$200. I can't remember what. Oh yeah,

it was, it was studio lights. You know

those big studio lights professional

YouTubers use? So Someone bought studio

lights for about $200 and I made $11.

So if you bought a $500 item on Amazon,

I think I could make $20 in Amazon

affiliate fees.

Bloody people outside having a party.

My idea for the future is when VR gets

really good and robots get really good,

you could have people controlling robots

with VR remotely from home. So imagine

a warehouse job stacking shelves.

In the warehouse, you would have a robot,

and then the robot would be controlled by

someone wearing a VR headset. And they

could work from home. And then it could be

for kitchen jobs, restaurants. You just

have a robot in the shop that's being

controlled remotely by someone using a VR

headset. That way, people like

me who hate going outside could get a job.

Can you imagine that?

That'd be amazing.

Don't I laugh with some comments from my

audience? Seems like you take them

seriously. Sometimes I do, but then

sometimes people piss me off. If I can

tell they're trolling, then it doesn't

really bother me. But sometimes people are

not trolling and they're really mad at me

for stupid reasons.

Oh, that coughing guy's outside again.

Oh, he's spitting.

Standing outside my door again.

Hayden, look, I'm gonna go and stand right

outside the window so you understand how

irritating they are.

Can you hear them?

Can you hear them?

Do you

think they can see my silhouette against

the curtain? It just sounds like boo boo

ba boo bee boo ba boo, like those

weird alien languages in Star

Wars. Boo ba boo bee boo Han Solo.

Boo ba boo da dee doo.

Shit, I said that a bit loud. Maybe they

heard me.

Where's that clip? On Star Wars,

it's like the cantina with all those weird

Han Solo. What was that green alien's

name? Gordo?

Is it Gordo?

Greedo. Oh my God.

Gold. Yes, Guido. As a matter of fact, I

was just going to see your boss. Tell

Jabba that I— it sounds

like that.

Yes,

Guido.

As a matter of fact, I was just going Tell

Jabba I've got his money.

Yeah, but this time I've got

the money. But this time I've got the

money. What do you think of my American

I don't have it with me. It is weird. Why

is he speaking in English and the alien

speaking in whatever? Tell Jabba.

Even I get boarded sometimes.

Do you think I had a choice?

Some languages actually sound like that.

I bet you have. I bet

you have. Best scene ever. Star Wars used

to be so great with these Pretty simple

scenes.

How do they ruin it? Ruin everything.

Now where's that sound effect from Rainbow

Six in the Middle Eastern map when you can

hear Arabic shouting

or something? That's what it sounds like

here.

Let me find it.

What's it called? Middle Eastern map

Rainbow Six sounds ambient.

No, that's not it.

Maybe I can show you the screen.

What is that map called in Rainbow Six?

It's the Middle Eastern one. Middle East

Rainbow Six.

Map ambient sounds.

Oh my God, fucking door

now.

I believe no one's holding. Oh, I miss

Rainbow Six.

I love the blood in Rainbow Six, the way

it just splatters when you get a headshot.

I love the way the blood splats against

Booba booby booba.

Let's go. Hey,

Ginger,

on the door. Yeah, maybe, maybe.

Let's go. Oh, I hate Friday and the

weekends. People start Socializing.

If they're gonna socialize, don't do it

outside my front door. I hate the sound of

people socializing. The most depressing

sounds in the, in the world is when people

are happy and laughing. Pisses me off.

Why can't they shut up? Take the happiness

somewhere else. This is not a place of

happiness. Ruining my whole

brooding, self-pitying vibe here with your