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Hmm, what's wrong with YouTube?

What do you mean, WTF, is this live?

Yes, it is live.

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with YouTube? Why is it

saying something went wrong?

What went wrong?

Is it working?

Testing.

Live was planned. I don't understand

anything you're saying. Can't you use

proper sentences? What are you talking

about? Yes, I plan

to do a livestream today. That's why I'm

live now. What are you talking about?

No, not 10 hours. I'll probably do 5

or 6 hours. Why not do 24-hour livestream?

Because who's going to watch that?

Because I have stuff to do. I gotta have

lunch, have dinner, gotta play Elden Ring,

I gotta have a shower, then I gotta go to

bed. I only stream the most

exciting part of my life when I've got

We had to wait for you to join in the

Don't know. Because I had to make a stream

event and then I had to choose the event

to go live from. My hair looks good today.

Look at my sideburn looking neat,

nice and neat. I like a neat sideburn.

Yeah, I've been playing the Elden Ring

DLC. I think I've nearly finished it.

I've killed almost all the bosses. I just

defeated that Midras— Midra Madness

boss, and I killed that Mesmer guy, the

skinny fire flame guy. It took me like 2

hours to kill every boss. It took me like

2 hours of practicing before I could

defeat the bosses. I think I've basically

finished it. Boring though, isn't it?

It's just the same thing over and over

again. I found this one move that just

lets you cheese the whole game. You get

the Dry Leaf Arts and then you just spam

Palm Blast over and over again. It's so

easy.

Is there a limit to the endless uploads on

the Expert Review Zone? What, you mean

spamming out 10 videos a day? No, loads of

people do it. Basically all the news

channels spam out one video every 10

minutes. That Fix Your Life guy does it,

he spams out like 15 guides in a day.

There's no downside to spamming stuff out.

That, um, what's his face, Harold Boulder

does it. He'll disappear for half a year

and then he'll randomly pop up in Vietnam

or some country and then suddenly spam out

like 5 vlogs. All at once.

It's just a different tactic. It wasn't

really a tactic I used back in my day.

I preferred the put out quality stuff and

let people have time to watch it, and then

give them a few days before releasing the

next one. But when you don't really have

an audience, there's no harm to just

spamming stuff out and letting the

algorithm pick it out, pick it up.

There's no downside.

The faster you get this stuff out, the

faster the algorithm is going to pick it

up and put it out to people.

So it's in your best interest to make as

much stuff and put it out as quickly as

possible. Because you're just wasting

time. What are you waiting for?

And the longer it takes to post it to

public, the longer it's going to take to

be pushed out to people. So you might as

well just spam it out.

The videos are doing better now. They've

all got a couple thousand views now. When

I first put them out, for like the first

whole day, they only got about 100 views.

Well, people are not very talkative today,

are you? Slow day,

huh?

My favorite piece of Beethoven. I don't

even remember the names of the songs. I'm

okay. My, my Malaysian relatives are

coming back today, so, so much for

the whole Oh, I'll get the whole house to

myself and everyone's going to be

traveling the UK. My mum kept saying, I'm

going to go travel around the UK with my

family. Can you look after Pushkin when

you come home? And I thought, oh great, I

get to be alone in the house.

My mum had a fight with my relatives, so

then she refused to go with them. And then

they were going to go to Wales,

Manchester, Scotland, travel all across

the UK. They got to Wales and then they

changed their mind and now they're coming

back. What is the point?

They said it's too expensive. Didn't you

like look at websites and stuff to like

plan it? So you should know how much it's

going to cost. Yes, the UK.

Welcome to the UK. Everything's expensive.

They said the hotel is expensive, food's

expensive. So instead of going on to

Manchester, they went back to London with

my sister because my sister and her

husband went to Wales as well. And now

they all came back to London and now

they're going to come back here. So

they're going to be here until middle of

July. I don't know what they're going to

do. It's like 2 weeks. They're going to go

crazy. There's nothing to do here. The UK

is a boring country. What, what do you do

here? You go to London, you see the

palace, maybe go to the museum, eat fish

and chips, go to Stonehenge.

That's it really. What else can you do?

See a castle? Go to Leeds Castle? There's

really nothing to do in the UK. It's not

like Japan where you've got Kyoto and Nara

and Osaka and then Tokyo, Yokohama, and

then, I don't know, Mount Fuji.

You just drive endlessly across the

country here and it's just fields and

trees and cows and a few towns and

villages here and there. There's really

nothing to do in the UK. That's why it's

so boring. That's why I keep leaving to go

to Japan or Asia. I travel a lot, but I've

not traveled around the UK because there's

So here I'm enjoying the last peace and

quiet before the Chinese people come

back. Then it's gonna be chaos.

I just hope my mum doesn't have a big

fight with them again. That was so

awkward.

I think the UK is nice if you got a nice

house. It's relaxing, food's good,

countryside is peaceful. But I wouldn't

really recommend to come here to travel

because there's just nothing to do.

Why would you go to Manchester? They were

planning to go to Manchester and I

thought, what are you gonna do in

Manchester? I lived there for 6 months,

it was boring. There's nothing to do in

Manchester. There's a museum, I guess,

and there's some Roman ruins. Such a tiny

city and there's no beautiful nature or

anything. You gotta go outside of

Manchester to see nature. See the Peak

District. There's absolutely nothing to do

in Manchester. It's got an Aldi and it's

got a cinema and it's got some— people say

The live music at the clubs, that's what's

so great about Manchester. Oh wow,

music. As if I can't just listen to music

Boring. Scotland was okay, I guess, for a

few days. You can see the castle and go to

Ben Nevis. No, not Ben Nevis. Go to

Arthur's Seat and you can walk around.

Edinburgh is more of a historic city, so

it's more beautiful. Manchester was the

home of the Industrial Revolution, so it

looks ugly. Liverpool was just

depressing. Liverpool was so miserable.

But yeah, they find it very expensive

because coming from Malaysia where

the currency is very cheap compared to the

pound, everything must be so expensive for

them. It makes me wonder, how was

I able to travel across the UK, live in

Manchester, go to Scotland, get the

Caledonian Sleeper luxury train back home

when I don't have a real job according

to so many people, but 4 adults from

Malaysia find it too expensive to travel

the country?

So I guess they're going to come back

here. I don't know what they're going to

Wales and Northern Ireland, they look so

boring. It's just a load of fields and

small mountains.

Oh, they're back already. Oh, I can't even

get one hour. My mum and Dave Gibson went

to meet Nigel Farage.

Because he was doing like a speech, an

event in Maidstone. Oh, shut the

door. I was hoping I'd go downstairs.

I don't know when my Malaysian relatives

are coming back. Does your mum like Nigel

Farage? I think she doesn't even know who

he is. But Dave Gibson loves Nigel Farage.

He worships him. You could— they were

doing a livestream of the Nigel Farage

event and you could see my mum in the

audience. It was pretty funny. I'll look

at it later to find it. They had 18,000

viewers in Maidstone. My mum's more famous

than me. Oh, shut up, Sam. I'm

clickbaiting to get you people to click on

my damn streams. Otherwise you won't click

it. Why, why do you think I'm gonna

clickbait? Idiot.

Obviously I want people to click on the

stream. I'm not just sitting here for

nothing. Jesus Christ.

What was that other question?

Why did you come back to the UK? Because

my sister was getting married and I ran

out of money and I was bored in Asia and I

missed my home.

I ran out of money, basically. Didn't

really fancy sitting

around in random Asian countries paying

£1,000 a month to sit in some crappy hotel

room. But even if you gave me an infinite

visa to stay in Japan, I wouldn't want to.

Stay in Japan and do what? Sit in an Apple

Hotel all day long blowing £1,000

a month to sit in a tiny little cramped

Apple Hotel? No thanks. Japan's boring.

Everywhere's boring and expensive. It's

not even fun to sit around in Japan.

I got so bored of Japan.

Bit snappy today. Yeah, I'm just kind of

stressed because my relatives coming back

today and it's gonna be chaos again. I had

4— I think not even 4 days, 3 days

of peace and quiet where I could just go

downstairs, sit in silence,

enjoy my meal.

My mum's coming up now. Oh my God.

Did you take a picture?

She can't even hear me half the time. I

have to like really yell to get her to

hear me. I can't believe she couldn't hear

that. What are we even paying the money

for the hearing aids for? It's so hard to

talk to my mum. Yesterday she was like,

Daniel, can you help? How do you

put photos from the camera onto the

computer? And I said, what camera? About 7

times before she answered me. I was like,

what camera? What camera?

What camera? What camera? And I just kept

saying it over and over again until she

answered me.

So then I had to teach Dave Gibson how to

put his photos from his camera onto his

laptop. I left my thingy downstairs,

my SD card reader.

I have very quiet, soft voice. My mum

cannot hear me. I have to yell, like

project my voice, which I'm not good at.

So I don't even— I can't be bothered to

talk. What's the point?

Too much energy. I'm too tired. I can't be

She has hearing aids, but she still can't

hear. They're not very good.

Is Tommy Robinson your new stepdaddy? I

don't like Tommy Robinson. I don't know

why, he just— he has like this chavvy,

annoying vibe, but I like Nigel Farage.

You see, whether you like the person or

not is so important because they could be

standing for the same things, but I just

don't really like Tommy Robinson.

He gives me chav vibes.

I think people just vote for who they

like, not because of what they stand for

or what policies they're going to

Tommy Robinson is like the leader of all

the chavvy football hooligans. Who I

dislike as much as everyone else or anyone

else in the country. I hate basically

everyone in the UK apart from, I don't

know, 5% of the population.

I don't think hooligans and stupid people

should be able to vote. What do they know

about the economy and politics and how to

run a country? Imagine some idiot

18-year-old who's like a football chav.

What does he know about running a country?

He shouldn't be able to vote. This is why

democracy is stupid. You let all the

idiots have an effect on

the future of the country, and then the

country goes down the toilet. What do you

expect? You should have a degree in

politics and economics at least to be able

to vote. So you actually know what you're

doing. And no one here knows anything

about how the world is run, let alone how

to run a country. I mean,

I'm allowed to vote. I'm the biggest idiot

here who makes the worst, terrible

financial choices and decisions, and

they're letting me vote. That's just

crazy.

You think I understand about how to run a

country, and then you're gonna let me

Okay, this is why democracy doesn't work.

If I was gonna vote, I'd probably vote for

Nigel Farage. I'm not voting for Rishi

Sunak and Labour. I don't like Keir

Starmer. He's an idiot.

He keeps saying his dad's a toolmaker when

no one cares.

Yeah, I'd probably vote for reform,

but I honestly, honestly don't really know

what The difference would be Nigel

wants to kick people like you out of the

country. No, I'm British born and bred.

They said you wouldn't have to pay tax

unless you earned over 20,000 a year.

I probably earn like 10,000 a year now.

My channels are so dead. So in June, so

far I've made about $700, and there's only

6 days left in June. Might be able to get

up to $800 if I grind, but the

Elden Ring stuff's not really working

well.

Why is there always some random guy typing

the N-word in the

chat? I have to ban him.

Oh my God, I can't ban him from

Streamlabs. Where's my damn moderator?

Kerry B is slacking.

Where is that? I gotta go onto my

livestream, livestream chat.

Okay, he's banned.

What's the plan for making money?

Hmm, I don't know. Maybe I'd get a

job at Leeds Castle. Now my mum's retired,

I can have her job cleaning toilets. Make

way more money than doing this. I mean,

like £1,200. That's like

$1,600. It's nearly

triple what I make on YouTube. Crazy to

think someone just cleaning toilets makes

more money than a famous YouTuber.

Wild.

I was hoping Elden Ring would blow my

channel up, but so far it's been pretty

slow. They're getting a couple thousand

views, but they're making like $5 each.

How's my British poop? It's the best poops

I've had in 2 years. So I really don't

understand why my poops were liquid in

Thailand. It's got nothing to do with the

food because I didn't eat Thai food. I had

Japanese and Western food in Thailand,

and I cooked my own food. Here in the UK,

I literally just had a Rustler's microwave

burger. And a packet of crisps.

It's not like my diet here is any good

either. As soon as I

left Thailand, all of these weird problems

I had disappeared, like the skin rashes on

my hand. I don't use the corticosteroid

cream anymore. Look at my hands,

completely smooth and clear. When I was

in Thailand, stupid rash kept coming. I

had to put cream on it to stop it from

spreading. It was so bad.

November 2022, my entire hands were

covered in this itchy, pussy rash. It

drove me crazy.

Do you think— the only reason I can think

of is the tap water when I wash my hands,

and the water in the shower is the dirty

tap water as well. So I was washing my

whole body in Thai water. How do you

filter the shower water? Maybe it was the

heat. Could have been the humidity.

It's either the humidity or the water. It

can't be the food because I wasn't eating

the food. I was eating imported Australian

beef and imported New Zealand

potatoes. They don't grow potatoes in

Thailand. They don't even have beef in

Thailand. They import it all from New

Zealand and Australia. The only food— I

don't know what food they grow in Thailand

natively. Bean sprouts,

rice.

Don't know.

As soon as I left Japan, went to—I mean—as

soon as I left Thailand and went to Japan,

all these problems disappeared. My poos

went back to solid logs. My skin cleared

up. I lost all that chub and go in

Thailand. I don't know what's wrong with

Thailand. My body does not like Thailand

at all.

I don't know if Thai people are like that.

Do they all just have liquid poo and

that's normal? They all seem to have fat

bellies as well. Like, all the policemen

all got big fat bellies. I think it's

really hard to avoid getting a fat belly

in Thailand. I think

the humidity just makes you fat because

you become lazy and not very active.

Now I got protein powder today, trying to

bulk up again. I think I'm starting to

notice my muscles coming back. Look,

and look at my biceps.

It definitely looks bigger now, doesn't

it? Compared to a few weeks ago. I lost

all my muscle in Japan. Look, I look

ripped. So I got protein powder because I

read that if you want to build muscle,

you should be eating 1.2 kg of

protein per body weight. So I'm about,

I'm about 50 kg. I should be having 70

protein, 70 grams of protein. I had a

Rustler's microwave burger and 2 slices of

bacon for lunch, but that's only going to

be like 20 grams. I need another 50 grams.

So I need some protein powder because I'm

not getting enough protein. I don't know

if I should get creatine. Said creatine

is to give you energy for the workout and

then protein is to repair and build

muscle. I miss having

big fluffy chest muffles— muscles,

because in Thailand I built my muscles up

quite nicely and then I lost them all in

Japan.

I quite like working out actually. You

stand in the mirror and you can see the

muscles getting bigger. It feels nice.

But you don't— I don't really notice

getting— oh, my relatives are back.

Back in their rental car. I should be

like, oh, back already? What happened to

Manchester and Scotland? Hmm? Be really

annoying. Oh my God, the Chinese

screaming and yelling is about to

recommence. Here we go again.

Living in a Chinese household is like,

imagine your parents arguing and shouting

every night, and then you're hiding in

your bedroom going, oh my God.

It's funny,

people think I'm half Malaysian, as if

I've got like Malaysian heritage or my

relatives are Malaysian when we're not.

They're literally just Chinese people who

grew up in Malaysia. There's nothing

Malaysian about them. They don't speak

Malay, don't eat Malay food. I'm pretty

sure their cultural habits are not Malay.

They're just Chinese people. So I wish

people would stop saying I'm Malaysian or

anything. If anything, I'm like of Chinese

descendants.

For example, at the wedding, the best man

probably Googled how to say hello in Malay

when he should have done it in Chinese.

People don't understand Malaysia. It's

like 20% Chinese, 10% Indian, and then the

rest are Malays.

My mum's first language is Chinese. They

don't— I don't know, but I don't think

they even speak Malay. I think they

speak like basic Malay, but they pretty

sound foreign to a Malay person.

I'm sure they can get by in Malay, but I'm

pretty sure they don't sound like native

Malays. They pretty sound like Chinese

people speaking Malaysian.

My mum doesn't speak Malay. She knows like

a few, few— what's aisatsu?

Greetings. Oh my God, how did I forget

English but I knew the Japanese straight

away? She knows a few greetings and she

can say like abagaba or whatever it is.

Salama abadabadoo. It just sounds like

It's like Indonesian kind of Hindu

language.

Doesn't your dad have relatives? Yeah, my

uncle and auntie live next door. The

English ones. Arabadu,

sarabatakata badabadu karabadu. That's

what Malay's like.

Imagine. Well, my English relatives never

come over to stay unless it's the

Australian ones. 'Cause it's quite far.

The Australian uncle came when my dad

died, but he didn't come to the wedding.

I think he's sick. I think he's got

cancer. Everyone's got cancer now. Even

Victoria's dad's got cancer. I saw him at

the wedding. He looked pale as fridge

magnets. He looked so pale, like he's

gonna die anytime. Join the club,

Victoria. We're all fatherless now.

I will help you through this tough time.

My condolences.

Nigel Farage was in Maidstone. My mum just

went to meet him with Dave Gibson. They

took a photo. I'll show you the photo.

Beautiful smile, Mr.

Farage and Dave Gibson.

My mum said she shook his hand.

Yeah, he's in Maidstone now. He was doing

some kind of speech, like a tour, part of

the campaign.

Dave Gibson leaked. Yeah, no, he has a

YouTube channel. He wants to be on

YouTube. He's always asking when he can

make a video with me.

Can't barrage the Farage. I think that's

like the meme. Dave Gibson loves Nigel

Farage. He said he's a god.

My English relatives are really awkward

and weird. They don't talk to me. The

uncles don't talk to me. They're really

shy and awkward and weird. Or maybe they

just hate me. I don't know. They either

really hate me or they're just socially

stupid like me. I think all the Lord men

are kind of weird. They're all really

antisocial, introverted. Awkward. But the

aunties who are not blood related,

they're just their wives. The aunties are

all really nice and friendly. They're

always like, oh, hello Daniel, how was

Japan? They didn't ask me how Japan was

this time. They kept asking me, when are

you going back? Like, what are you doing

here? When are you leaving? Felt like— I

don't know, it felt like I was being

questioned. Why am I back? When am I going

back? I don't know. I don't really have

plans. I'm gonna be here for a bit. You

got a problem with that?

Just sounded weird. When are you going

back? Uh, when I want to, maybe.

Jeez, get off my backside.

No, they don't care about my YouTube

channel. They probably don't even know how

I make money. They're probably like, oh,

I don't know how Daniel travels the world

when he doesn't work. I bet his mum gives

him money. That's probably what they

think. They probably don't even think I

make any money doing YouTube.

They don't even know what ads are or

AdSense is. They don't even understand

donations. Why would they give you money?

I don't know. I had to explain to this

British man at the karaoke bar in Osaka

why my viewers give me money.

He seemed so baffled, but he was young.

He was like 30-something. He's pretty

younger than me, and he just did not get

why anyone would give a YouTuber money.

I don't know.

She did give you 11K. Yeah, to pay my tax

penalty, not to travel.

Yeah, no one asked me how Japan was.

Maybe they knew that it annoys me, but

then they were asking me, when are you

going traveling again? I said, I don't

know. I said, I owe my mum a lot of money.

I had to pay £6,000 in tax penalties.

Imagine if I just did my taxes properly

when I was supposed to. I would have an

extra £6,000. Could buy a car.

And I have an extra— I had to also pay

thousands in interest for late payment

since 2018. They added

on interest year by year, plus the tax

penalty. They don't message me anymore. I

guess they're happy they got their money.

I feel, I feel used, pump and dumped.

They got $20K out of me and then they

stopped talking. I wonder if next year

they're going to ask me again to show my

bank statements. I should get

a part-time job. No, never.

My dream was to support myself doing

YouTube. If I get a job,

I failed my dream and my goal in life,

which was to become financially

independent without getting a job.

I'm only 3 years away from

being 10 years without getting a job.

Yeah, well, I'm never going to pay tax

ever again. 'Cause I'm just not gonna make

enough money. If Nigel Farage becomes the

Prime Minister, he's gonna make it so you

can make £20k without paying income tax.

God, for that alone, I would want him to

be my Prime Minister. But wouldn't the

country lose so much money if they stopped

taxing people? I thought we're already

broke and we need to tax people more.

Not tax people less.

Yeah, you probably can't do that. I reckon

if you did that, you would bankrupt the

country because you'd have less money for

taxes. I don't think

it's financially possible.

Yeah, so if they didn't tax me, I would

have spent the money anyway on products

and services. So the money would have gone

back into the economy, just in a different

way, and I would have been happier. It's

not like I would just put $20K in my bank

account not doing anything with it. I'd

buy a new gaming computer, buy a car, buy

a phone, buy some new clothing.

Well, if they change it so you don't have

to pay tax unless you earn over $20K,

they should give me my money back because

I paid tax on earnings over $12K. I want

my $8K back or whatever.

Oh, I'll get the money back somehow. I'll

join back up to the job centre, get £400 a

month. It will take me 400

times 4,000. It took me 4 years on

benefits to get my money back. You took my

20K because of tax. I'll get it all back

from the taxpayer through the Job Center.

Daniel always wins.

It's still broken.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Now I can't go on benefits now because I'm

making money from YouTube. They would see

my YouTube income and be like, are you not

allowed to have income if you're gonna

claim Jobseekers, Daniel?

Stupid Pauline will start nagging me.

Pauline was like, the Jobcentre's

Jobseekers Allowance money is to help you

find a job, Daniel, not to Go on holiday

in Japan. I said I was looking for a job

in Japan, idiot. Which technically I was.

I went to Japan, I got a job, didn't I?

Using the money I got from JobSeeker's

Allowance. So you lose, I win, Pauline.

I out-debated her. She tried to sanction

my benefits, so I

just left and went to Japan.

Yeah, I don't know if I can get

unemployment benefits if I'm

self-employed, because you're not

unemployed if you're self-employed.

Surely Pauline has died. She was like 60

back in 2010, so she'd be like 80

now. She must either be dead or retired.

I forgot what she looked like. Every time

I try and imagine her, I keep imagining

Margaret— I mean, what's that woman?

Theresa May. I keep picturing Theresa May

when I picture Pauline. I forgot what she

looked like. She's just like old British

woman with white, gray hair, short

£400 is incredibly low.

Yeah, I googled it. They said £91 a week,

and you're supposed to be able to live off

that. I don't know who can live off £400 a

week. You'd have to be living in a

dormitory full of 15 or 10 people.

Daniel always wins.

No, I can't be bothered. I'd have to keep

going to Maidstone every week, risk

getting beaten up at the train station,

or I bike there and then risk my bicycle

getting stolen, and then I get lectured at

the job centre and then sent on stupid CV

interview training. I hated

it. They sent me to this 2-week course on

how to go to interviews, and I was so

bored. I just sat there doodling, and then

the teacher saw me doodling, and then he

took me out of the class to have a word

with me. He was like, Daniel, can I have a

word with you? Step outside, please. And

then we went to this other room, sat me

down, and he was like, don't you think

it's incredibly rude and disrespectful to

the other people who are here to work hard

when you're sitting there doodling? Don't

you think it's disrespectful to me

teaching a class and you're not even

listening? Stupid idiot. Yeah,

because I don't care and I was forced to

be here. I don't want to be here. He said,

don't you think it'd be better if someone

who actually wants to be here— it's so

annoying the way he spoke, like the tone

and everything.

Condescending. Obviously I don't want to

be here and I was sent here against my

will. So I said,

okay, I'm gonna go home then, don't really

want to be here to be honest. So he said,

okay, you can go home then. And then I got

a phone call from the stupid Jobcentre

saying that I refused to attend the class

and then they sanctioned me. Stupid Job

He asked me if I want to be here and I

said no, I want to go home.

I hate going to the Job Centre. You've got

to write out this stupid diary, like,

Monday I phoned Marks and Spencer's

inquiring about a job. Tuesday I sent off

2 job applications. I didn't do any of

this, by the way. I just made it all up.

I don't know what it's like now, but it

used to be so annoying. And then the

longer you're there claiming, the more

hostile they get towards you. Like, so

Daniel, why haven't you been making much

effort? Why haven't you been making more

phone calls? They start nagging you.

It's really annoying,

and it's full of horrible people. The

people that go into the job centre,

little stupid chavvy idiots,

fat and ugly, smelly,

say the F-word every sentence.

Oh, I need to tell you I went to Maidstone

yesterday. I think it was yesterday for

the first time since I got back to the UK.

And it was so weird, like culture shock.

So my mum drove me to Maidstone, went

shopping in this newly opened Asian

supermarket, and it was so weird. So first

of all, driving in the UK after coming

back from Thailand was so weird. The cars

drive so slowly here. 30 miles per hour

and then 40 on the big road up to 60.

But everyone's doing like 45. It felt so

slow and the roads

were so quiet, like 2-lane tiny road,

barely any traffic, no motorbikes.

It just felt so weird and quiet and slow

compared to Bangkok traffic.

And then we get to Maidstone, and

Maidstone just looks like this boring,

small, old, zero development,

zero growth. It's like nothing changed.

Time stood still for Maidstone. No

economic development or growth. Nothing

new. All these rundown, ugly brick stone

buildings with boarded up windows from

failed businesses. And then the people

were weird. English people are weird.

They just randomly say these one-liners

like the NPCs out of GTA,

and they say the F-word so

much. And the girls— some of the girls are

quite attractive, slim, nice bum and

everything, but then when they open their

mouth, it's like, oh my god,

how can they look okay but they sound so

awful? Like, fucking hell, mate, it's

fucking raining! They're like that. I

couldn't believe it. I saw these 2 girls

go by and they look quite attractive, and

then they were like, fucking raining!

Sounds so horrible. Imagine dating—

imagine that's your girlfriend. Oh my God,

they sound so stupid.

Went into Burger King and they're like

these fat chavvy British girls where I was

standing and they were like, oh my God,

why is he fucking messaging me? Why do

everyone here speak like they got Down

syndrome? Now I get why Americans

make fun of the British, like the Tuesday.

We do sound stupid, don't we?

Maidstone is such a Dumb. The people there

are like idiots.

I don't know how you date a British girl

when 80% of them talk like that. I bet the

sex is really hot though. Imagine having

sex with like a really chavvy girl and

she's like, it's so fucking good, mate.

But then you finish and then you're

grossed out and you just want to go home.

Oh my God, I don't know how the British

guys date these chavvy girls. I could not

date someone who talks like that.

I don't think any of my viewers speak like

that. I met a few British girls who watch

my channel. Thank God none of them talk

like that. Maybe it's just Kent, like

Maidstone area, people sound like that. I

don't think I have any Kentish viewers who

I sound so posh compared to these people,

but really I'm not posh compared to actual

posh people. I just— in comparison to

these people, I sound really posh, but

that's not saying much.

The regional dialects sound so dumb.

Oh wow, thanks, Ben Smith. Sabrina is so

smarter than you, she's actually a

software engineer now, unlike your

pathetic failing wannabe successful

YouTuber bum. That's funny, there was a—

she builds things while you shove things

up your bum. There was a kid called Ben

Smith at my school, he was a prick. He was

always saying fuck this and fuck that

every bloody sentence. Yeah, well, I'd

rather shove stuff up my bum than do

coding. What a boring job. Just sit there

typing out random numbers and letters.

Oh yeah, I checked my PayPal,

and you know, every time you donate $1, I

lose 30% of it to the PayPal fee. It's so

annoying. So I got $41 donations

last stream. But PayPal took 30% of it,

so I only got about $30. Because every

time you donate, every time I get money on

PayPal, they take a base fee of 30 cents.

So if you donate the $40 as one lump sum,

I would only pay a couple dollars for the

fee. But if you pay the $40 in 40

donations, $1 each, I'm paying 30% per

donation, but I guess people want

to do the text-to-speech, not just do one

lump sum. Bit annoying,

but what can I do? I got one

donation, $20, and the fee was only $1.50,

so that's not too bad. But then if I get

$21 donations, I would only get $15,

or no, $12, I think. Sabrina makes

more money as a software engineer than you

ever will with sticking gay toys up your

bum, you broke loser Daniel.

No, I'm pretty sure the top OnlyFans stars

make way more money than a code monkey

does. It's just I'm not really doing it

anymore. Oh my God, what's happened to my

If I actually focus all my efforts on

doing OnlyFans, I could probably make

$25-30K a year. Oh wow,

thanks. Just in Torridge, since no more

girlfriend, how was threesome? There was

no threesome.

Yeah, all the code is going to get

replaced by AI soon anyway. Coding is not

difficult, you just have to remember a lot

of codes. Since no more GF, how was

threesome with Blood N Sun? Well, I don't

kiss and tell anymore. It doesn't benefit

me. You'll have to wait

until I'm about to die, then I'll release

all the secrets. If you want to know all

the secrets, just make sure you don't die

before I do. I'll spill

the beans when I'm about to die.

Yeah, so coding— when I was coding, it

wasn't difficult. You just had to memorize

a lot of code, how to do this, how to do

that, what codes to remember. AI can just

instantly memorize everything, unlike

humans. Humans take a long time. Humans

take years to learn anything because

there's so much stuff to remember, and the

human brain is very slow. You can't just

like plug in a data stick and instantly

upload all the knowledge.

What do you mean I don't know anything? I

coded my own video game. From scratch,

and I learned all the code myself. And

when you memorize and remember the code,

it's like speaking Japanese is not

difficult if you just memorize the entire

language. If you knew all the words, you

would be fluent at Japanese. It doesn't

take intelligence, it just takes sheer

memorization ability.

AI, you can just upload the entire

language and then it's fluent in Japanese.

I made this like 2D side-scrolling game

where I was the main character and had a

gun and I was shooting the Hong Kong guy.

Wait, Master broke up with you? Sorry to

hear that, but you don't seem very sad.

Hope you find another Mila soon that is

more entertaining anyway. No, I didn't say

anything that she broke up with me.

There's no updates apart

from— it seems— I don't know if it's true

or not, but it seems like— I

don't know, I have this feeling she's

getting brainwashed by a cult. You are

just jealous Sabrina can actually code

unlike your stupid bum who doesn't have

any skills. My bumhole. Mama Lord is proud

of, and you're the hardcore gay child Mama

Lord is embarrassed of. My bumhole can

take 12 inches. I don't think she can.

So she started— my girlfriend started

going to this, it's like self-help

inspirational, you know, who's that guy

who was famous for doing self-help stuff?

Big Tony Robinson. You know Tony Robinson

events? She goes to like this one in

Thailand and it just seems like a cult.

And now she's like, lecturing me on, you

know, you got to accept yourself and for

future self-development, and you gotta

believe in yourself, and I can do it, you

know, that kind of stuff. And I think it's

because she's recently been going to this

Tony Robinson thing where it's about,

you know, you can do it, believe in

yourself, that mumbo-jumbo.

So I think she's getting brainwashed by a

cult.

She said she recommended me to sign up to

it too in the UK. She said it was like

£500 and they will help me fulfill

my dream of becoming a big YouTuber. And I

was like, okay, sure, whatever. Yeah,

I'll just pay £500 and unlock the ability

to become the next PewDiePie. I hate

this stuff. It's so lame and cringe. It's

like, oh, I'm going to sign up to Andrew

Tate's University of Warriors or

whatever it's called. The Warrior

University where I learn how to be an

alpha male. Just pay Andrew Tate £1,000.

First, I heard his course is like course

1. Learn how to play chess.

His advice is to play chess. Why is Andrew

Tate's obsession with chess? He's like,

the king can only move one square at a

time because like in real life, men have

to work hard and move one step at a time

to get anywhere. And the queen can jump

across anywhere in the board because

women, they just jump from one place to

another without working for it because

they're beautiful. And they can just jump

across the board. And he said chess is

designed to reflect real life. He kind of

has a point, but it's kind of funny to

think of it that way too, because a lot of

men have yachts and mansions not because

they worked for it. They just inherited it

or they got lucky. Just like, I mean,

ugly women can't jump across the board.

Only beautiful women can just jump across

the board and hop onto a millionaire's

yacht. You gotta be a beautiful woman.

Not every woman's beautiful. Why don't you

try coding like Sabrina? It took her less

than a year to learn. She's smart. It took

me two— it took me one month to learn how

to code my own video game. I could code

better than she could if I had the

interest. If I got the interest and the

passion, I put in like this autistic

obsessive ADHD 24 hours a day obsessed

with it, I can learn it. I learned

Japanese in like 5 months. I learned

Korean in 3 months because it's basically

just Japanese. Same grammar, same words,

similar structure. You know, in Japanese

you got particles like wa and ga and o and

ni. They've got the exact same ones in

Korean. They're just different sounding.

It's exactly the same rules as well.

I forgot what ni was in Korean. I think

it's e. Isn't it just e? E is ni. And lul

and lur is o. And ga is ga.

Ga is literally just ga in Korean.

And un and nun is wa. So it's literally

the same language. So easy, Solan.

Yeah,

so you can pick holes in Andrew Tate's

chess theory by saying women can only jump

across the board without putting in the

work if they're beautiful. If they're not

beautiful, they gotta work as hard as men.

If it's so easy, you would have done it.

You're just jealous of Sabrina. I did do

it. I made my own video game from scratch.

I just got bored, moved on to different

things. I can do anything I want if I've

got interest in it. If I'm not interested,

I can't do it. I have to be interested to

put effort into doing it.

Super Chat's quiet. Um,

I might have to just turn up my computer

volume. It's coming out the laptop speaker

and the mic's not facing towards it. I put

volume on max, but really I need the

computer audio to be coming through the

sound, but I don't know how to do it.

Usually there's a desktop audio thing.

Bet your school report said Daniel was a

quiet student. I think I have it in my

drawer.

It said, today Daniel learned about the

ancient Greeks and the Roman Empire. He

has a keen interest in historical events.

Daniel has shown great talent in his

painting during the art class today.

But it said mathematics. Daniel has

struggled with mathematics. He needs extra

help. Ah, stop the N-word.

Stop. I can't— how do you mute that?

Too slow. Gonna get me demonetized.

How's your relationship with your sister?

Uh, she was here for the wedding and a few

days after, but I barely spoke to her

because she was always busy and there were

too many people around, so I didn't really

get much opportunity to talk.

We only talked a bit when she asked me

where to stay in Tokyo. I don't know, I

just said Shibuya. If that's where— if you

want like the action and liveliness

outside your doorstep. Shibuya was

pretty lively. I stayed in Shinjuku

and it was boring. Shinjuku is so boring.

There's nothing there. It's just a train

station. Oh my God. When my girlfriend

came to see me in Tokyo, On our first

night together, I took her out walking

around Shinjuku. Couldn't find anywhere to

eat. Japan is weird because they'll have

nowhere to eat, but then they'll have one,

one area where all the restaurants are,

and then everywhere else outside that

area, it's impossible to find anywhere

decent to eat. So walking round and round,

and then finally we find Royal Host, and I

say, let's just go there. I had Royal Host

before. It's quite good. And then after

Royal Host, well, I had a beer at Royal

Host, and then afterwards I needed to pee

so badly I was going to wet myself. And

then we were like sprinting, running,

trying to find a toilet. And finally found

one in the park. It was so horrible.

I went into a konbini, no toilets. I

walked into this Car park area with a

security guard, and he was a dickhead.

I said, "トイレありますか?" And he was like,

"Uh,ここは駐車場なんですけど." Stupid fucking idiot.

So I said, "Yeah, but do you have a

toilet? I don't care if it's a stupid car

park. I need to fucking piss, idiot." He

was like, "But this is a car park." I

didn't ask what it is. I asked, "Do you

have a?" Fucking toilet. Got a stupid

serious face on him. Stupid old man

security guard. When you ask

anything kind of out of the ordinary to

Japanese people, they're like, eh, eh,

eh. They look so spastically stunned,

like you just asked them if they sell

yachts at this car park. I just asked for

a toilet.

It's like the AI programming is

malfunctioning. I am not programmed to

answer your question. This is a car park,

not a konbini. I had to ask him twice

before he actually answered the stupid

So annoying. They're so unhelpful. He just

said, we don't have a toilet. You can use.

So you have a toilet, you're just not

letting me use it. Okay, gotcha, prick.

So I had to power walk to the park. They

always got toilets at the park. If you

need a toilet, just go to a nearby park.

They usually have a toilet. The konbinis

are annoying. If it's like a big one in a

not very busy area, they got a toilet,

but in the city centers, they shut the

toilets off. In all the konbinis.

I need a toilet so badly.

So annoying. I just had a beeru and a

glass of water and I was bursting for the

And we just walked and walked and there's

nothing. We walked all the way to

Shinjuku. I was trying to find some cool

Tokyo vibes, Japan street to show my

girlfriend, and there's just nothing. And

then finally found like a little street

near the station where it had neon signs,

arcades.

Shinjuku was boring. And then I took

her to Shibuya and it was way more

interesting. They had the big crosswalk,

all the big buildings and the music, the

anime music, the big screens.

That was what I wanted. When you think of

Tokyo, I think you're thinking of Shibuya,

that kind of vibe. Shinjuku was rubbish.

And what else was there? Yeah,

Tokyo Station, rubbish. Nothing there.

I went to Akihabara without her though.

I went there before. I got that little

microwave. I got recognized in Akihabara

when I was getting my microwave. Oh yeah,

my microwave's here.

It even dings. You can open it.

And my best purchase from Japan.

Yeah, I'm not really looking forward or in

a rush to go back to Japan. I would just

be bored again. And the only point of

going to Japan is to meet some woman.

That was the only exciting thing about

going to Japan. Without the idea of like a

woman to meet, I'm not really excited at

the prospect of going to Japan. Is Johnny

Somali in Japan? What? I thought they