why i regret getting divorced

What happened? Stupid thing.

Stupid thing just ended. I thought

the Wi-Fi ran out of battery, but it

didn't. Why did it

end? Didn't even give me a chance to

Ah, so annoying.

I have no idea why it ended. It just said

no connection and then it reconnected and

then the end— the stream just ended.

Why did it end though? It shouldn't have

ended. Should have given me like 30

Laso, my viewers. Now,

just as I was getting onto an interesting

topic, I said, how many times do you think

Chihira came here since we got divorced?

5 times? 10 times?

Let me

Yeah, it ended. Ah, I guess

we just make a new stream.

It's so stupid. People at YouTube need to

change it. The stream should not end

unless I press end stream. If there's no

footage being streamed, it should just

show a black screen. I'm not paying

hundreds— I'm not paying $100 a month just

to get an IRL server so it doesn't end.

When I disconnect. It's not worth it.

Why can't the people at YouTube just make

it so the stream doesn't end until I press

the end button? Simple. Why does it

automatically end?

Annoying.

I'm not paying $100 a month for a

streaming server. I don't think it's worth

it.

I'll wait until everyone gets back and

then we'll head into the mall.

What happened? I don't know, I just had

one second where the connection dropped

and then the stream ended. Didn't even

give me 10 seconds to reconnect.

I haven't seen it happen to anyone else

but you. Happens to everyone. Happened to

Ice, he loses connection all the time,

but he has a server, so if he loses

connection, his server keeps the stream

going. But I don't want to pay $100 a

month for a server.

Some streamers might forget to hit end and

the stream would go on perpetually. Well,

make it 10 minutes then until it

automatically ends. It ends in like 30

seconds, it's not enough time sometimes.

But I swear that wasn't even 10 seconds.

It showed up on my app, no connection,

but I could see the chat saying, oh,

stream ended.

So I think it was something with the app,

so I could see the chat moving.

I need to get a drink.

I know where to get a drink.

There's vending machines on the inside.

We had about 150 people. They'll come

So this is Q's Mall where Chihiro

brought me many times.

When I met Sora the Troll, I did 12-hour

stream. It didn't disconnect once. And

when it did disconnect, I reconnected

pretty quickly.

Tuck my cable in. I was worried— wait,

let me check my battery bank, cuz

sometimes it does stop charging the pocket

Wi-Fi even though it's plugged in. Let me

check it's charging. The annoying thing

about the new battery bank— I mean power

bank— I mean power I mean, Wi-Fi, pocket

Wi-Fi is. It doesn't have a battery

indicator on the screen.

Let's see. Yeah,

it's charging 2 things,

phone and the Wi-Fi. Good, good.

How much battery does the battery bank

57%.

I can't believe Ice buys that Momo guy

free Kobe beef, but when he meets me, he

just grills me. Didn't get me anything.

Not fair. That's how he treats his real

I can stream for 10 hours on the battery

bank. Yeah, like 10,

11 hours.

It's okay because I don't think I'd ever

do a stream longer than 12 hours outside.

Eventually I will go back to my room.

Oh, now we're stuck at 50 people. Come on,

people, come back! I want to go inside.

You're going to miss the epic Entrance.

People thought the stream ended. Why would

I just suddenly abruptly end the stream

without saying bye?

Well, I guess we need to wait until they

get notified again or they refresh the

page and they see the new stream. What's

that guy wearing, a bathrobe?

Okay, we're gonna enter the mall.

He's wearing like a samurai robe.

Oh, they got Oppenheimer out today

or yesterday, Friday. This movie looks so

boring. Why would Japanese

people want to see a movie about how their

country got nuked? I wonder how they feel.

They feel angry, or do they feel like,

oh, we deserved it? Japanese movies.

What are

they building here? Like, uh, table seats.

I think it's going to be a water fountain,

maybe.

I guess we go in.

Too many kids around.

What restaurants do they have?

Hamburger.

Why does it look so depressing? Well,

that's because we were once married, had a

happy life. Now we're alone,

seething in regret and misery.

Look, that's where I bought my hoodie.

This is where I bought my shoes over

there, the Nikes. That's where I bought my

glasses. I bought my women's

glasses here. Jins. Chihiro just said,

do you want to get new frames? So I said

okay. Maybe it's one of these.

Yeah, I got my eyes tested here too.

I think they don't actually test the eyes,

they just tested the lenses and they just

copy and pasted the same power lens onto

the new lens.

And I bought my coffee cup here last week.

I came here before alone about a week ago.

No, not a week ago, like 3 days ago. I

haven't even been at the guest house for

more than a week, so it must have been a

couple days ago. I think

me and Chihiro came here too.

Guys, this isn't Osaka, this is Hyogo.

Hyogo Prefecture.

And then, um, yeah, let's just— shoe

stuff. I will go back.

Oh my God, is that Taylor Swift?

Can you hear that song? Who sings

that? Maybe it's like Katy Perry.

Uh, my viewers not coming back. We're

stuck at 50 now.

I got copyright claimed for the last

stream. All that singing outside of Osaka

Station got me. It said cover song,

shared revenue.

So we got Muji there. Me and Shiro came

there a few times to buy house stuff.

It's not very interesting, it's just

Muji.

Ice said he likes Momo. Huh, really?

Imagine Ice ditches him too. I'd feel kind

of bad for him. I had to ditch quick. I

couldn't— it was just so awkward. I didn't

know what to talk about. Oh, that music's

Maybe I just talk over the music, it won't

get picked up. So what restaurant? This

restaurant looks pretty cool. What is it?

Oh, they got like a teppan grill thing.

That looks pretty cool, actually.

Manseki says the full— oh

my God, the music!

And then they got Kushikatsu here. This is

like the brand I took— the chain I took

Elvis to.

The music stopped for now. Oh no, it

I'm muting the stream, by the way. It's

And the cinemas here— I think me and

Chihiro watched Guardians of the Galaxy or

something here. I made a video here as

well called Inside a Real Japanese Cinema.

Wait, I'll go outside. I need to go back

I want to go down and then out— outside

I'm giving you history lesson of the law,

untold stories and behind the scenes.

How do I go outside? Goddamn music.

If Japanese restaurants want streamers to

stop coming, I should put music on.

I think I hear Michael Jackson.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, more music.

How do I get out?

5 years from now, he will stream here

reminiscing about Chihiro. Yeah, maybe

when I'm 40.

There should be a door that goes outside.

I can't find it.

Does copyright get you banned or

demonetized? Makes me lose ad revenue.

Kind of surprised no one has stream sniped

Daniel yet and poured poop water over his

head. No one wants to stream snipe me

because I'm boring.

If I was not boring, I wouldn't only have

50 viewers.

Can't believe I had 150 viewers. I lost

100 of them because I went offline for

10 seconds.

I can't find the way.

How do I get up to the roof?

Yeah, I had 180 nearly, and then I lost

them all because I disconnected.

Maybe I need to go back up. Oh wow,

thanks karma.

Toys R Us still alive in Japan.

Yeah, I remember my mum taking us there

when we were kids.

I used to like the Transformer toys.

Maybe you get to the roof up there.

Forgot now.

Oh, go back up again.

Nice point

for a white guy. Did he

understand what I was saying?

Very rare to see a white guy here. Now you

are struggling to get 150,000 views during

streaming. Thought you banned all of the

trolls and not let them run wild. This is

what happens to your channel. You should

have embraced the trolls.

Maybe it's out this way.

I think I'm too high up to get to the

roof. It's not the roof. It's like

a mid-level layout.

God damn it. Maybe I can see it

from here. Why would the roof

bit be on the first floor?

It wasn't. I went all around the second

floor. I couldn't find it. It doesn't look

like it's on this floor. There's music

everywhere here.

Why doesn't Momo like Daniel now? Why?

What did he say? Because I ditched

him and I said it was awkward. Well, it

was awkward. It's not my fault.

Why is

everyone just standing in the middle of

the walkway blocking me?

Maybe I go up again.

I don't think you can go higher. Oh, I

think the restaurant's here where I told

Chihiro I was on Pornhub and then she got

mad. Maybe it was here. Oh, I think it was

here. It was like a very spacious

restaurant. It wasn't really crowded.

Yakiniku Shizuru.

Maybe it was here. I don't remember. I

think it was on this side. I remember

there was a mirror— I mean, a window— that

wasn't here.

Xiao Long Bao. What's that?

Maybe it's here. It seems like I would

have wanted to go here because it's meaty.

Sit here. Nah, it was

more open plan.

What's here? I already

came this way.

I can't get to the rooftop. I don't know

how. Maybe I have to go back down and

then come back up. Where should we eat?

Maybe I eat at the yakiniku. I think that

is the place where she got mad at me.

Maybe it's over here.

Oh, this is just the car park. Go back.

Is Daniel trying to snipe ice? No,

I'm trying to find how to get to

the roof. I think

we go down 2 floors. It's definitely not

here. Oh God,

should I ask permission to stream, or

should I sneak in and then see if I get

I don't think I'd get kicked out.

What happens if you're in the middle of

the meal and they tell you to stop

streaming? If I say no,

then I've got to leave, but what about my

food?

Excuse me, could you stop streaming? No.

No, make me.

Excuse me.

Momo went to Tokyo to get free Kobe

beef food.

Well, if Chihiro sniped me, I'd buy her

free beef food too. But no,

she doesn't want to give me content.

Oh no, Daniel's gonna make $50 using my

name. Boohoo. She acts as if I'm a

millionaire using her when I just make a

couple hundred dollars here and there.

Where's the roof? I remember

coming to Caldi to look for baked beans,

but they didn't have any.

High school girls wearing thick

makeup.

Can we walk any slower?

Thanks.

High school girls softens your marbles.

They had so much makeup, like red lipstick

and white foundation.

Why do women sexualize themselves and then

they're like, guys staring at me?

Why are you wearing makeup then?

I really can't find how to get to the

Does Momo have a YouTube? Someone left a

comment saying it was him. He had like 190

subs and a bunch of random videos. I don't

know if it was him.

I don't care if it takes all day, but I'm

gonna find where the roof is. How am

I not? Last time I came here, I found it

straight away.

Plight of the creep. Who, me? Why am I a

How do I go down?

Oh, maybe down here.

I actually don't know how to get out of

I think it's just a car park. Oh my God,

go back up.

It's just the car park. Oh,

I'm getting really annoyed now.

Oh my God, I'm going around circles. Why

can't people watch where they're walking?

Staring at their stupid phones all the

I hate people walking whilst they look at

their phone.

I don't know where I am. I'm in some kind

of food court area. Maybe I go back up.

I think I'm in a basement. I don't know.

Are you circumcised? No,

not yet.

Thanks very much.

I'm back at the entrance now.

Are they saying they're closing? I can't

find the roof. Where's the roof?

I think it's this way.

I found it! Oh my God,

why did that take so long? Oh my God,

it's right here. Uh, thank you,

Froggy. Are you circumcised?

No. Oh my God, it took

me ages. How did I not find this? This is

what I was trying to find. The rooftop.

It's nice out here,

apart from those stupid kids.

Oh my God, why did I think it was higher?

I thought it was up there. It was

literally on the level where I came in.

I could get McDonald's and eat here. Got

benches, got Wi-Fi.

Internet. Are these apartment buildings?

Imagine having your apartment building on

the top of a shopping center.

Fashion over there is trash. You do see

some weird fashion. I think the girls'

fashion is okay with the stockings and the

skirts, but the guys' fashion is weird.

Wear baggy trousers. Some of them wear

these platform shoes. I saw this guy, he

looked like a twat. They're like really

baggy Aladdin trousers.

Let's just go the other way. What's he

doing? Yeah, he was wearing baggy Aladdin

trousers. He had these massive thick

platform shoes, dyed blonde hair, wearing

a girl's purse. Looked gay.

Do you like Osaka better than Tokyo?

Yeah, Tokyo's boring.

Tokyo is very bland and boring. Why is

he doing— should I just walk past him?

Oh, is that an old people's home? It's

full of old people sitting in wheelchairs.

Look.

It's an old people's home. Oh, that's sad.

That's like gonna be us. There's just

loads of people in wheelchairs playing

mahjong. They just sit there all day doing

nothing. At least the waitresses are cute.

That's an old people's home. Imagine you

gotta sit in a room full of old people.

Boring. I wonder how much it costs Like,

how hard did they have to work so they

ended up there at the end stage of life?

I don't want to get old. Do you think I'll

need a wheelchair?

Daniel, live from the old people's home,

2065.

Good time living? More like waiting to

die. What do they do there? Look, good

time living in Amagasaki. This is where

Chihiro is going to be in 50 years,

sitting in there with a wheelchair when

she could have been out here having fun

with me.

Suit herself, I guess.

God, I'd be depressed if felt stuck in

that room on a wheelchair. I guess it

could be worse. It could be stuck in

England. I guess they live

here as well.

What are these people doing down there?

Delinquents. Good-for-nothings.

She will find a dude. Really? She's 43,

divorced twice, schoolgirl.

She's divorced twice and what

else? I don't know. She would have to

really lower her standards to find

someone. Damn schoolgirls everywhere.

Shouldn't they be at school? At least

can't they change out of those uniforms?

Goddamn pedo bait uniforms. Don't know

who's designing them. Whoever's designing

those uniforms, definitely a pedo.

What's he saying? Hi. I'm here.

Hi. Hi.

My doga tototaro. Livestream. Oh.

What? YouTuber. Sorry. YouTuber.

Yeah. Oh. Channel me please. Hiding in my

room. Hailing mailer. Yeah. Hailing

mailer. Yeah. Ah, is YouTube?

New York. Good day. Good day. Okay. Okay.

New New York, please. New York, please.

New York, please. You got English?

English. English. Okay.

Hiding.

YouTuber, right? YouTuber. YouTuber,

right? Come here. This.

Ninki? No. Oh, do it, do it, do it! Not

Ninki. No, no, no. Just eighty.

Ah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What? Just just

ninety-nine. Not many. Japanese no. Maybe

Ah,少しだけ。なんで撮ってたの？なんで？ な

んで 撮 って た の？ ミ ニ

ピ ク チャ ー な ぜ why? な ぜ my picture な んで

your picture your picture ピ ク チャ ー って あれ

じゃない 冒 険 の や つ。 Show ing

people around. Live 配 信 yeah。 顔

は 見 せ ない から。 Okay. あ こ って ない です ですね。

大丈夫ですね。Goodbye.

Thank you. God, scared shit out of me.

I nearly got beat up.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God, they got beat up, guys.

I thought they were mad.

It's 2024. Daniel Chihiro can still find

love. It's not too late, jerk. He asked me

why I was filming. I don't know.

Oh my God, I'm scared now. Chihiro, save

Chihiro, save me. And he got beaten up by

a gang of kids. I think even if I got beat

up, no one would do anything.

No one would like step in and help me.

Oh, were they the ones sitting on the

steps and I pointed my camera at them?

That was probably why.

What if they come back because they think

they made me cry or something? Oh my God,

my hand's shaking.

I thought they were mad. Were they mad? I

couldn't tell. I think they were just

excited because they thought I'm like a

big YouTuber. I think they were just

excited. I don't think they're mad. He

fist bumped me.

I gotta clip that. What should I title it?

But now they know my channel.

I was like, please, viewership count,

please don't go up, please don't go up.

I'm not famous, I'm not famous. I've only

got 80 viewers. I'm a nobody. They seem

chill. I'm actually shaking right now. Oh

my God, hero, help me!

I'm trapped in Q's Mall. They could take

me. They were shorter but they were

stocky, and there were like 8 of them.

They— I could hear them. They— the way

they were speaking, like, was scary.

And then they said backpack, and then I

knew they were talking to me cuz I turned

that corner and I could hear like tongue

rolling sounds. The tone was aggressive.

Yeah, at first it sounded aggressive.

They did the tongue roll thing.

I think they were like 15 at

They were aggressive at first. Yeah, they

sounded aggressive at first, and then I

didn't want to speak Japanese because I

thought if I spoke Japanese they

would press me harder, but if I pretend

I'm like a gaijin which I am,

they would be easy on me and they would

give up because of the language barrier.

Once I leave the vicinity— there's

something else I want to add to it, but I

don't want to say it because they're

probably still here.

Maybe go back.

I'm lagging a bit. Why do people leave

just because it lags a bit? I want to get

out of here, it's full of kids.

I didn't realize that would happen.

This is also a bad day and a bad time.

Sunday after school times. I mean,

there's no school on Sunday.

I'm kind of scared now because if

I walk back through the quiet streets,

they would probably know where I am.

Go this

way. That's the problem though.

Maybe I

get the train back.

I shouldn't have told them my channel

name, but if I told them a fake channel

name, they'd be like, but you're not here,

it's not you.

Do you think they live nearby? They

probably do.

I thought they were gonna like start

shoving me and pushing me.

Beaten up by kids. Okay, and shove

them back or something.

Group of

friendly mall rats.

I guess kids get very excited at the idea

of a YouTuber.

Ah, adults. Well-behaved,

predictable, friendly adults.

Oh my God, I'm traumatized. Oh my God,

I nearly got beat up, guys.

That place is Yakuza town.

Really? I thought it was a nice place.

Now I'm not so sure.

The kids do speak very roughly, probably

from their parents. They were like rolling

their tongues at me. Did you hear?

I don't know if they're— what if they're

watching now and they come find me, beat

me up? I don't know what I'd do.

Like, a bunch of kids start shoving you,

are you gonna start shoving them all back?

And then it looks pretty bad, an adult

attacking kids. I'd have to

turn the stream off.

They literally started surrounding me.

They're like, crap, crap. Did you hear

them say that? As soon as I heard that,

I thought, oh my fucking hell.

They were suspicious at first, but being a

YouTuber made them calm down.

Yeah, I shouldn't have pointed the camera

at them. I didn't think they would notice.

You got to be careful where you point the

camera at. Cora is just like, oi,

oi, you!

They thought you another, what,

15-year-old kid? Why don't kids think I'm

an adult? How old do you think they are?

I mean, how old do you think they think I

First I got Pressed

by an old man last year, now I got pressed

by kids. Oh my God, what next, gang of

women? Oh,

they think you're 18.

Maybe when they saw my face up close,

they saw I was older.

I think you can tell I'm not that young

when you come up close.

Damn, the amount of guts to like just go

up to some stranger, follow them like

that. I can't even imagine it.

How many of them were girls? I think there

were like 2 girls and they kept doing

peace signs. I was trying not to point the

camera at them, I thought they'd be mad.

Go to McDonald's? They're probably at

McDonald's.

I don't feel so safe now walking those

quiet streets.

Yeah, I feel like I'm kind

of glad now I divorced you, Hero, because

I wouldn't want to live here. I have just

done the 360, 180 flip.

The people here are not— I don't know,

they sound scary.

I mean, they could have easily started

shoving me or grabbing my cable, and there

were no security or adults really around.

One of them was wearing a lot of makeup.

Ah, sometimes I wish I was big and fat, 6

foot.

Being a YouTuber brings unwanted attention

sometimes.

That was the scariest thing that's ever

happened to me in Japan. I think that even

tops the old man thing. Maybe they're

gonna subscribe to me.

It wasn't the kids at the stairs, really,

but they came from that direction.

My hand's actually shaking, kind of.

I was shaking during the thing. I thought

they were gonna start shoving me and start

telling me to get lost.

They were following me from behind. I

walked back and I turned right and they

were coming up from behind.

What did they say? When I was like typing

in my name on YouTube, my finger was

shaking.

What could those kids do to you? They

could kick me and grab my cable,

whack my phone on the ground, break my

I can't really hit a kid, can I? I'd get

in trouble. Imagine I hit someone's kid

and then they find out. The parents would

beat the crap out of me. The parents would

take me to court. They'd be like, this

gaijin hit my kid.

You do not want to mess with people's

kids. Human beings,

there's like this uncontrollable emotional

rage if you mess with their kids. It's

just built in, built into parents'

psyche. You mess with someone's kid, oh,

do not. I need to get out of here. It's

just not a safe place.

How do I get out? I can't go back to

Tachibana. That's where Chiyura Station

is. Like thinking of going into Osaka,

move up to the Hankyu Line, and then

double back. I don't know. I'm scared now

to walk the streets.

What if they follow me and they're like,

"Kura, you should die." They

were like following me, shouting yakuza

Oh my God, that was the scariest thing.

I've never been confronted while

streaming.

I could have run away, like run into the

mall. They wouldn't have done anything. I

was kind of isolated on that dark rooftop.

They only said, yeah,

they were like mad because I was filming.

I guess they thought I was like filming

them. I mean, I was filming them.

Damn, they're so confrontational. Jesus,

I literally pointed the camera at them for

like 1 second and

they were about to beat me up. I can't

They were literally about to beat my ass.

Just because I'm pointing the camera at

That's just not what you expect from

Japanese people because they're usually

very respectful. That's not

what you expect from British chap kids.

How does Chihiro live here? Chihiro

literally lives in the slums of Shogo.

Oh, thank God I divorced her. I would not

want to live— imagine living here for the

rest of your life. Enough complaining by

now, just stop, geez. Thanks,

Duts, but you're going to be hearing about

this for the next year. My whole image

of this area just completely flipped.

Now I see it everywhere. They've all got

hair, they're like really rough and stuff,

and they all speak really scary.

I don't even want to rewatch it. I think

I'm gonna have to though to edit it. Do

you think— what if I edit it and post it

as a video and they see it and they get

mad?

Because they could just track me down.

They probably live here. If they're just

hanging out without parents.

Ice ran from Momo. Really?

Told you

to start working out.

Why? I can't hit them. But if I was

bigger, they wouldn't have been so

aggressive to me. But I can't bulk up that

big. My legs are really skinny, that's the

I had a match with his ex-girlfriend on

Japan Cupid. Who, Chihiro?

They probably know the area very well. If

I just take some quiet street back home,

they could easily follow me. I don't think

they would though,

but they could.

Oh, thanks, Whisker.

Did they even do anything? They said,

"Kra, oi, biu ke," like

that. Basically means, "Oi, backpack." And

then they said wait there. They said stop,

didn't they?

One of them,

he had like really thick makeup and white

foundation on.

I can't believe it. I got bullied at

school, now I'm bullied as an adult by

literal kids. Kids are scary because

they got no social Tacked.

So what do I do? I was gonna walk back,

but now I'm scared.

I gotta be careful where I point the

I'm trapped. I could get back the

train back to Tachibana. I don't, I don't

know. I don't want to go into Osaka and

then switch lines. That'll take ages.

I risk walking home and getting beat up,

or I risk getting on the train and Chihiro

beats me up, or I go

all the way back into Osaka and get back

on Hankyu to come back.

As soon as you talked, they weren't going

to do anything. They weren't bullying you.

Yeah, why did they ask me why was I

filming? He said nande.

I don't know,

my mind actually went blank. I couldn't

think what to say.

One guy took his watch off about to punch

you. Really? We gotta watch it back

when we get back to the room.

You could have said tourism,

they wouldn't have understood that. Oh, I

said I'm showing, showing the air,

showing around, showing people around the

Did he call me a liar?

Jesus.

What? I can't believe— damn,

they would just talk like that to a

stranger.

There would have been nothing I can do or

I've done. I would have had to leave

whilst they're like kicking me up the bum

or something.

Watch it again once home, wasn't so bad.

Yeah, I think they thought I was like a

perv taking pics of kids or something.

I think Japanese awareness of perv filmers

is quite high.

One guy took his watch off about to punch

you, clenched fist collision. The hell?

You were filming 2 schoolgirls? Not on

purpose, they were just there when I

turned the corner.

You were talking about pedo bait uniforms.

Yeah, as if they would understand that.

And I was criticizing the person who

designed the uniform.

No, I don't want to rewatch it now. I'm

scared that there's more scary people.

Young people, very scary now.

God, I'm actually kind of shell-shocked.

I'm not ignoring comments.

They asked what the channel was and they

went on to it.

The thing is with kids, if they sense

weakness, they don't care how big you are,

they'll still like whack you. They're like

those dogs that just bark at anything.

The problem is the weakness. They sense

the weakness.

I could have been six foot, but if I

哈哈！有三十。 6 and got scared of teenager.

Haha, you are a weak bitch. Someone should

really beat you up for our amusement. You

won't fight back either cause you're a

I just had a life-threatening encounter.

Can't you be a bit more sympathetic?

Even in the UK, I never had a gang of kids

swarm up around me. Yeah, they shouted

some things at me as I walked past. They

never actually followed me. That was so

Now I'm scared while I'm pointing the

Oh my God, kids shouting.

I gotta get out of here. Uh, what do we

Did you see the end when I said, "Okot

denai desu." Did he say anything back?

Because I don't think he said anything. I

don't know if he heard. Why should we be

sympathetic of you when you were stalking

your ex-wife and illegally filmed sex cam

of women? I'm not stalking anyone. If

anything, you were born to be a target and

should get beat up. You're coward. Ha ha

ha.

Oh, thanks, Nick. Those guys were scary

even if they were kids.

Yeah. Oh God, I hear more Osaka

yelling. I got to get out of here.

I'm getting out of here. Look at this.

It's Sunday evening, you're around the

shopping center full of apartment blocks.

This is where they live.

Do we risk it on the train or do we risk

it on these dark streets?

I can hear Osaka yelling everywhere.

Now.

What if they got bikes? Maybe there's a

rental bike nearby.

I don't know.

If they had a problem, they wouldn't have

left. They would have like followed me

around. They would definitely know where I

am. If they're watching, it's pretty

obvious.

If anyone is in Osaka and Amagasaki area,

if you see Daniel rough his coward bitch

bum up a little, scare him. He won't do

anything back. He needs to be taught a

lesson. Go on Kiwi Farms, you will find

his guest house address. I can't do

anything.

If I attack someone who lives here, they

could just report me to the police.

Catch the train.

I don't know. This is for

an ice pack. Tears of joy. Nah,

seriously, those guys were scary. Even if

they're kids on bikes over there, you

handled yourself well. Hands clapping,

hands clapping. I'm not going down there.

There's like a bunch of teenage boys on

bikes. I think

you're right, we get the train. Where's my

train card? Oh,

where's my train card? Maybe I get a taxi.

Crap, I think I left the train card in my

room because I didn't think I was going to

get the train. I don't have my train card.

Oh yeah, I do, I do, I've got it. There's

literally 8 kids on bikes on the street

yelling and stuff.

I think we get on the train.

To.

I think I have to be careful because I

unders— underestimate how creepy I look.

I think I look pretty creepy.

Daniel, मदमितिरुनारा Daniel वो बोकोबोको

निश्चिते कुदासाई J and F House Kanzai 2,

the 4th of March 10, Minami Mukunosu,

Amagasaki-shi, Hyogo 6610033 Deshio.

Let me just hang out at the train station.

I'm safe here. Oh my God,

Osaka's scary.

I get the blue line. Yeah, blue line.

Oh my God, I'm gonna have nightmares of

that tonight. My whole image

of this whole place just flipped. Oh my

God, there's school kids everywhere. The

school kids— oh my God, I point the camera

at them, they're like, oh, nani tokin de

yume.

I just told them in Japanese if they still

watching to go to that address and beat

Daniel up. Hahaha.

I'm scared to point my camera up.

People think you're filming them.

I look like a creep, that's the problem.

They think I'm like doing secret filming

or something. Oh yeah, really secretly

filming holding the freaking camera in my

hand, am I?

I look like a weirdo. The kids probably

sense I'm a weirdo up to no good.

Why is there no space to stop?

I'm actually in Osaka now. Maybe I should

go to that area, and if I see those kids,

I should hire them to Gorov Daniel up at

the guest house. What do you say, guys?

Thought Ice was filming a porno in the

sushi place. Yeah, cuz the caller's

probably said that. Oh my God, I lost all

my confidence now. I was pretty full of

confidence today. It's all gone now.

Yeah, they got real close. You see the

distance between my feet and theirs? Like

they were sizing me up.

Seriously though, do they think they could

actually take me though? Cuz I'm like 5'9,

they're all like 5'5, 5'4.

I need

They all look skinny as well.

Waxing such faces.

No, I swear to God, if that happened

again, I would have whacked one.

They were just curious. And why were they

where'd they learn to speak like that?

From their dad. I bet their dad speaks

like that to their mum every night, then

beats her after getting drunk. That's the

only— the only reason why you speak like

that is because you picked it up from

someone, most likely your parents.

Such a place.

Thank God I left Chihiro. Jesus Christ, I

didn't realize this place was such a dump.

I thought this was nice. I was like, oh my

God, I can't believe I left Chihiro. I

could have lived here. Thank fucking God

Bangkok's way nicer. In Bangkok,

never had Thai kids come up to me.

Oh my God, I feel sorry for Chihiro has to

live here her whole life. That's why

Chihiro talked like a man. Tomoko said she

talked like a man. That's why Chihiro is

like— oh, it all makes sense now.

It all makes sense. Chihiro coming and

whacking me in the park, the way she

strangled me and whacked me, and she was

like— the way she Spoke was like real

rough Osaka. I can't believe I didn't know

what Chihiro was like until now. It all

makes sense.

She literally is from the slum.

How can you talk tough now that you're

away from it? Yeah, well,

what are they gonna do now? I'm in the

train station. Got security camera right

there.

So here literally lands in the slum. Now

that you're away from them,

I'm going back to Thailand. Screw this

place.

I thought that guy was gonna beat me up.

He's got beanie on.

He's got a beanie and his skin was brown.

Everyone looks weird now.

Everyone wants to beat me up.

You see someone wearing a beanie, it's not

good. You like Thailand more now?

Yeah. I thought

he was coming back because he heard me.

I don't think Japan's as safe as I think

it is. Maybe I'm wrong.

I think if you piss off the wrong person,

you would get whacked. Ice is

lucky cuz he's 6 foot and he's loud.

I'm quiet and short.

Those friendly teens? Are you joking? Did

you hear the way they speak? Did you see

how many tongue rolls there were? And they

call me omae.

If you don't understand Japanese, maybe

they seem harmless, but oh my God, they

spoke so rudely. You don't just go up to

an adult stranger and call them omae

unless you're about to lay down hands.

It's basically just like saying oi you

instead of excuse me.

Japanese people won't do anything to help

either. That's a scary thing. Like, you

get beat up here, they would all just look

away. No, no one would help.

No one would do a thing, even if you're

getting beaten to death. They would like

glance and then look away.

Have you ever seen Japanese people step in

to help someone in trouble?

Don't like

Japan anymore.

Those kids wouldn't have touched you. I

don't know. You are 36-year-old weak

coward. You deserve to get roughed up.

You are a bitch, Daniel, and will always

get bullied. You were born for this,

idiot. They look

very intimidating.

My flight or fight thing was booting up.

I had adrenaline poursing. My lips are

shaking.

I think they were like 14. I think 15 or

16-year-olds, they would have been bigger,

like started to develop. More masculine

traits. They look— they still look

adolescent. Use insoles.

I tried that before and I nearly broke my

ankle. I nearly twisted my ankle

slipping.

The height is not really the problem

because I was way higher, way taller. The

problem is my silhouette. And my demeanor

is very beta-ish. I don't know how to fix

it. Puff out my chest more?

Yeah, where the fuck's the train?

They thought you were Japanese. Yeah,

they might have thought I was like some

creepy Japanese guy, incel guy, otaku,

hikikomori filming girls or something.

I didn't think they'd be so mad. Use

insoles if you want to be 6 feet.

Here all my life, I think I would not— not

in a good way. I don't know how people

live here. Why would you want to live

here? I hate

kids.

I wish human beings just went extinct,

stopped having kids.

You film the girls? Yeah, there's girls

everywhere. I can't help it. I pan my

camera around, there's freaking— look,

girls there.

I think Amagasaki is worse than Osaka.

He was balling his fist, really? Oh my

God, I'm not filming

anyone. Look, filming the tracks.

Do you think it was the right idea to

pretend to not know Japanese?

Because it instantly makes all the presses

meaningless if they think I don't

understand it.

Yeah, I think that was a good idea.

Gotta play the gaijin card.

You see, this would have never happened to

Suspenders, and he's like 4 foot, but he's

got like tough guy demeanor.

How about

surviving Thailand? People in Thailand are

really nice. I never saw any angry Scary

people.

This goes to Himeji. If I got on this,

it'll be bad. Look at this one.

Himeji Castle.

Watch your back, I'm coming with my boys.

LOL. We are in Takibana Station waiting

for you now, boy.

That guy, that guy was scary.

Oh wow, thanks, Vlog Build. I think

I'm lagging.

Testing.

Guys, is it back?

Stupid fucking

Wi-Fi.

Is it back?

Stupid thing.

It keeps losing connection.

I think I have to like turn off Wi-Fi and

turn it on again to fix it.

Where's the stupid train?

San Nomia train approaching.

Oh my God,

Jesus Christ.

Futsu 1917. It's 1912.

So I put the camera down because I thought

they're mad because I was filming them,

so I thought better not keep filming them.

But then they kept doing peace signs at

the camera, so it seemed like they wanted

to be on the camera when they found out I

Yeah, when they said bye, they seemed

nice. He fist bumped me, but oh my God, I

was scared.

That was the train. How do I get on it?

It's coming at 19:17.

The stream didn't end, did it? I think

it's the same stream.

I gotta get on the train. It says going to

Akashiya or something.

You handled it good.

Hmm, I don't

really know what else I could have done.

Maybe I'll

clip it and I'll like go around and I'll

show Japanese people and ask them what

they think of it.

God, it's literally like that song My

Chemical Romance sings. Teenagers scare

the shit out of me. What's the title of

Teenagers and old men. Women are fine.

I never had problems with women. Freaking

men.

If I clip it for a video, what if they see

it? I'll title it Meeting Lovely

Japanese Kids.

Thanks so much for not killing me.

Looks like they wanted to be in your life.

Yeah, I was scared then because some of

them were girls, like teenage girls. I'm

not filming teenage girls. Oh my God,

that is so dangerous. Then they'll be

like, oh my, why are you filming teenage

girls?

Number one thing you don't want to do as a

streamer is film teenage girls. That is so

bad.

I wish I turned around. I was like,

what? What did you say to me?

I just pretended I don't understand what

omae means. I guess it's a

nice polite way of addressing someone

because the Japanese are so polite,

aren't they? Unless they're from Osaka.

Maybe I'll post it when I'm out of Japan.

I'll just clip it and I'll save it and not

release it until I'm out of Japan.

Did you really think Japan was 100% safe?

Well, yeah, I didn't think I'd have

problems with people because I don't go up

to people and I don't disturb people. I

didn't think people would come up to me

just cuz I'm filming and then get in my

face. I'm not really doing anything wrong.

I'm scared to put people in the camera.

Oh crap, I think that's the train

I'm supposed to get on.

Oh crap, that is the train I'm supposed to

get on. Nishi Akashi.

Did you ever

see that clip of Suspenders ask this

yakuza-looking Japanese guy where Chinese

Food is, and the guy was like about to

whack him.

Have you ever seen that?

He's like, "Shouldn't end there, old man."

And then his friends had to hold him back

from launching at suspenders.

Some people, they are just angry all the

time. Oh crap, well,

it's your heroes now.

That never happened to me when I was with

Chihiro, and I livestreamed with Chihiro

as well here and vlogged.

If I wasn't alone, I would have been fine.