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testing, testing,

testing.

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My life, it's Over my

life.

Is it working? Camera seems a

bit laggy.

Whatever.

No, my relatives left just half an hour

ago. I booked them a taxi, same taxi

company I used to send Mila back home.

Cost £160. Big 7-seater minivan

came. He drove right past the house. He

drove— we saw him. He went right past and

then he disappeared. And then he came

back. I was getting a bit nervous that

he wasn't going to show up or he got lost.

Because I had to book the taxi, so it was

like my responsibility. So if that got

screwed up, it would be like my fault.

But it all worked out. That company's

pretty good. Never had any problems with

Finally, it's all over. The wedding's

over. The relatives staying here is over.

Ah, it's been a long month. I thought

when I get back home, everything will be

back to normal, peaceful life. But I

haven't really been able to experience

that because of the wedding and

everything. But now I think we can begin

the true home calling. The true peaceful

life can begin now. This is what I came

home for. I left the guest house hoping

to come home to peace and quiet, and then

I ended up sharing the house with like

5 people every day for a month.

Now finally we can move on to the next

thing, whatever it is.

Very exciting.

Move to Pattaya? No, Pattaya sucks.

Rubbish.

What next thing? I don't know. I live

my life unplanned,

unscheduled. I flow with the wind from one

thing to the next. You never know what's

going to happen. I don't even know what's

going to happen next. Depends what

opportunities come by. I just sit here and

I wait, see what comes by.

Now the real England life can begin.

You could make £10,800 quickly working.

Yeah, but why would you want to destroy

your health and your mental health to make

money only to then use your money

to restore your broken mental health?

Doesn't make any sense.

Then I'll be all depressed and miserable,

and then I start splurge spending to make

myself feel better, and then I waste it

all buying rubbish on Amazon. At least now

I'm happy. I might not be making loads of

money, but it's better than being

miserable. Imagine waking up every day in

the morning, getting ready, leaving the

house, getting on a bus or train to go to

a place where you hate everyone. To do a

stupid job that you hate doing just to get

a bit of extra money. It's not worth it

unless they're going to pay me £1 million.

How does working at a petrol station ruin

your health? Because I nearly died, for

one. A person robbed us with a knife.

He was like, give me all your booze now!

And then we were like, okay, please don't

kill us. Me and the Nepalese guy just let

him come in and take whatever he wanted

to. Not worth risking my life over some

petrol station vodka.

And then, um, yeah,

doing night shift, it's not exactly safe,

is it? So yeah, I mean, it's not America

where you're getting held up at gunpoint,

but still, you're in the middle of

nowhere, very quiet road, middle of the

night. Anyone could come in and rob you.

The police take like 5 minutes to get

there. They could rape you in the time

before the police arrive.

So yeah, it's a risk. And then you get

miserable because you're doing night

shifts. You don't see the sun. It's bad

for your health, bad for your mental

health, just to make an extra quid.

Not worth it.

Where is Blood Bucket? I don't know.

Um,

it's only 11 PM. She's probably in her

bedroom smoking. She stays up all night

just smoking in her bedroom.

Well, that's what she did when I was

there. She didn't seem to go to bed. I

don't know what she was doing in the room.

You lost 5 donators over the past year.

Who? Blood Bucket donated like 2 streams

ago.

You've gave her jack so far. I gave her

£3,000. She lent me, I think,

£14K. I paid her back about £3K now.

What actions have you taken in the last 48

hours to earn money, repay your mum? I

made 5 Elden Ring videos. And I gave her

that $100 bill. I said you can go and

exchange it next time you go to Maidstone.

Should be worth £75 roughly.

And I made like 40% gains on my Tesla

investment. Oh, the stock market's open

now. I forgot.

Oh, Tesla, $257. It's up 1.5%

today. I don't know what to do.

I'm thinking I sell another chunk around

$270 and then I sell the final chunk

around $300 and then I would have exited

it.

What else is up? Nvidia. Why can't Nvidia

shut up and go away?

Hmm.

I'm getting a bit fed up with my China

ETF, to be honest. It just never goes up.

It went up about 20% a month ago and then

it just crashed all the way back down

again. I should have sold it. Oh, I can't

wait to get out of the China ETF. It

Maybe I just dump it all. I put it all

into Tesla. Should be able to get a 50— I

mean, I've lost 15% on the China ETF. I

could make back 15% easy if I just dump it

all in Tesla.

My sister really loves Japan. I told

you it's the best country in the world,

but no one ever listened to me. I've been

going there since 2010, and now you

realize Japan's a great country.

I got banned from this guy's Discord.

Why? Oh, you're that guy that I banned.

Well, you were being mean. Number one,

you said that I'm just losing money in the

stock market when actually I've made over

£1,000 in the last year.

And then you said I just sit in my room

doing nothing all day, which I don't. I'm

working hard to make videos and streaming.

And I'm learning about stuff like

financial stuff. Been researching about

cars recently, like leasing, purchase

hire, outright buying it. Which one's most

efficient?

You said you hated Japan. Well, yeah, if I

have to live in a guesthouse like a poor

person, then yeah, I hate Japan. But if

you got some nice money, got an apartment,

live in a nice area, Japan's great.

So I've been researching stuff like fuel

economy. I researched that diesel is

better than petrol because you get more

miles to the gallon, but really hybrid,

plug-in hybrid is the most effective.

And full EVs, if you get a good rate of

electricity, they can be pretty efficient,

but it depends how much your electricity

costs to charge it. And then you've got

different body types, like SUV, not very

good aerodynamics, so it has worse MPG.

And then you've got like buying a new car,

the value depreciates by 70%,

so you're better off buying a 3-year-old

car. After it's already depreciated and

you're not paying for the price of a new

car. You're paying for the value after

it's depreciated. So you save a lot.

Yeah, I've been nerding out a bit on cars

recently.

You had a chance to live there and threw

it away. What, in Japan? Married to a

40-year-old woman. Great.

How lucky I was.

Really hit the jackpot, didn't I?

When you're 30 years old, you do not want

to be married to a 40-year-old woman.

Trust me, I know from experience.

It will not make you happy. Unless you're

like moving from Afghanistan, then yeah,

you better cling on to that 40-year-old

woman like your life, because your life

probably will depend on it. You go back to

Afghanistan, probably get bombed.

Should rent a Tesla, see if you like it.

I don't know if I like Teslas anymore.

I'm noticing the kind of person who drives

a Tesla are kind of lame,

like a bit cringy, soy boy-ish.

They're the types who drive Teslas, or

middle-aged old women. It's like a woman's

car, isn't it? Only women and gay people

seem to like Teslas. It's like the main

demographic of who drives it.

It's not really a— I mean, the car's cool,

but can you buy crisps? Bought already,

one big box downstairs. Okay. Can't you

see on the table? No, I can't see when

there's so much junk everywhere.

Can't you see on the table? Fucking idiot.

Yeah, as if I go around the kitchen

inspecting every single box. When there's

crap everywhere. Yeah.

Oh, thanks, Robo Ghost.

If you bought crisps, why don't you tell

me you bought crisps? Then I'd know we

have crisps. I don't know, there's a box

of crisps on the table.

Yeah, so it just seems like losers and old

women drive Teslas. I'm not really— I

don't know about Teslas anymore. It's like

iPhones. You've got your iPhone users and

you've got Android users. I don't really

know if I want to be the guy who has a

Tesla anymore. I thought they were cool,

but then I saw this channel, there's like

this weird-looking guy with dyed red hair

and he looks weird, and I thought, yeah,

that's like the, the demographic of Tesla

owners. And I think— and they don't even

have that much better miles per gallon

than a diesel. It's the right one.

Yeah, how come you cannot see? I don't

know, I don't look everywhere in the

kitchen. The back kitchen. Do I need

to bring it to my room? £40. £40 for

a box of crisps? Rip-off. I can get it

cheaper on Amazon.

Yeah, so a diesel car would be cheaper

than a Tesla, and it's got better miles

per gallon, and they're

cool. Only real men drive diesels. I'm

gonna get a diesel. What do I think

of the Tesla robot Optimus? I don't know,

if it actually works, then I guess it

could be— 9/11. Oh well, thanks. I heard

Amazon uses similar robots, hundreds of

thousands of them already work in the

warehouses. So if Optimus is gonna be like

that but better, Tesla's going to go to

the moon with AI hype.

Yeah, I don't know about electric cars

now. I think diesels are cool.

How come every time I look up a diesel

car, they've got better miles per gallon

than electric? I looked up how much it

would cost to charge a Tesla

battery if you want to drive like 100

miles, and it was more than how much it

would cost to just drive 100 miles in a

diesel, or a Toyota Prius hybrid would

be better fuel efficiency. Now I don't

know about getting SUV because they don't

have very good aerodynamics.

I looked up my mum's car and it has

terrible MPG. It's got like 45 miles per

gallon. That's rubbish.

Diesels are if you drive a lot of miles.

Well, yeah, I'd only get a car to drive

long distances. If it's a short distance,

I wouldn't even go. Why would I go drive

down the road? The only reason to get a

car is, let's say I've got to drive like

200 miles. Across the country.

That would be the reason of getting it.

I don't know if Dave Gibson's going with

that. It'd be kind of weird if my mum went

out and he's here.

Unless he's out in the garden. He did come

to do gardening one time and my mum wasn't

here and I thought, that's kind of odd.

Be like me going over Mila's house when

Mila's in Korea. I'm like, oh, hello,

grandmother.

What's AMG?

Oh, it's so nice they left now, the

relatives.

Felt a bit sad to say goodbye. Gave some

hugs, shook some hands. They said if I'm—

they asked if I'm going to come to

Malaysia. I said maybe. Don't know.

I'm not really interested in traveling

right now.

I'm really tired of the whole, you know,

traveling the world kind of stuff.

I would much rather save my money and

build my investments and stuff like that

instead of just blowing it all on hotels

and Airbnbs.

Automatics are not more expensive than

manuals. Where are you from? Because you

have no idea what you're talking about.

The cheaper cars are all manual, and as

soon as you filter automatics, they're way

more expensive than the manual cars. What

are you talking about? Obviously

automatics are more expensive because

they've got more technology in the car.

It's more complex to build an automatic

transmission.

Also, automatics are less fuel efficient

because if you got a manual car, you know

when to change the gear. You can do more

fuel-efficient gear changes.

No, manuals are still way more common.

Like 80% of people drive manuals.

You're the clueless one.

Stream on Kick, one, get 30 viewers with

no ads, and all my donators won't come

over to Kick.

I barely get any donos on YouTube, but at

least I get ads. If I streamed on Kick,

I'd get no ads and even less donos.

So what's the point? Acquiring a

new audience? I don't think I can get a

new audience. People just don't like me.

Only you guys seem to like me for some

reason. I've had massive exposure to other

audiences. They all hate me. Elvis's

audience, Abram Preach audience, Ice

Poseidon's audience. As soon as I open my

mouth, they hate me. There's just no way I

can get a new audience. Even Ice's

community, the most edgy bunch of losers

on the internet, hate me just

for making a joke about Deepak's mum. And

they're all like, oh, this guy's a psycho.

When they literally worship Ice, who is an

actual psycho who scams people and all he

cares about is making money and content no

matter who gets hurt. So Ice is way more

psycho than I am, and they got the nerve

to hate on me, but they all worship Ice.

Bunch of stupid idiots. Especially that

fat-ass Nick White dragging

out chat logs of me joking around and then

posting it on Discord saying, oh,

Daniel's a scumbag. At least I'm not

fat-ass like you, Nick White. Nick White's

such a dick. I hate him.

Why does he even hang out with Ice? He's

like, oh, I'm friends with Ice, but then

he's hating on me when

Ice is even worse than me.

Yeah, so I just can't really get an

audience outside of what I already built

because everyone's just By default, they

hate me. These are stupid idiots.

Fuck them.

You wouldn't say this to his face. Yeah,

because I can't be bothered. I don't waste

my breath talking to people who don't

listen, and I'm not going to start raising

my voice to be heard.

If you want to hear what I have to say,

then shut up and let me speak,

not shouting over me.

Do I have any redeeming qualities? Yeah,

I think I'm pretty fair, and I

think I give people a chance before I ban

them. Let them show their true colors

first.

I really don't think I've done anything

wrong, to be honest. From my point of

view, they wronged me. I didn't do

If I knew they were going out, I could

have streamed downstairs. Wasn't it Sam

Pepper that sent the screenshots to Ice?

If you check the stream, it was Sam that

messaged Ice. By the way, I am glad to see

Dave Gibson is back in your mum's good

graces. Yeah, well, Sam Pepper's a massive

dick anyway. He's even worse than me. He

was cheating on Sam, who was his wife,

for like 5 years, and he like made his

brand all about Sam and Hannah, and then

he was constantly cheating, and then as

soon as his Kick channel started to get

lots of exposure and traction, he got a

Kick deal, he just ditched her as soon as

he could to go banging girls around South

America for content. He is no better than

me, he's worse. So he's got no right

to be all morally righteous. And he's a

little snitch if he went and snitched on

me to Ice.

He's not a good person either. What's all

about that Save the Children scam thing he

did? I mean, he was big on YouTube ages

ago and he got cancelled for being a

weirdo and a creep, so he

doesn't really have much ground to stand

What do you think of Suspenders? I don't

know why he chose that life. It sounds so

rubbish. Stuck in Thailand, married a

woman who hates you,

buy a house and it's full of her friends

and family all the time. It sounds like

hell. If I was him, I'd just ditch.

Just take it as like a loss. Cut your

losses, ditch everything in Thailand. He

still makes, what, thousands of dollars a

month? Just go back to Japan for a few

months, figure out somewhere else to live.

I would not— if I woke up one day and I

was him, I'd just ditch. His wife's not

even cute. She's young, she's not cute.

She's got a really bitchy personality,

that Riri. I would not want to be married

to her. It must be like hell. I don't

know how he keeps smiling through it all.

At least I didn't waste hundreds of

thousands of pounds buying a house for a

woman who hates me and buy all these

stupid cars. Why do you

need a car when you live in Bangkok? It's

got the best public transport ever. It's

got BTS, MRT, Grab taxis,

worst traffic ever. I would not

want a car if I lived in Bangkok.

Ah, so nice. Peace and quiet at last.

Now I can finally start thinking. Let the

creative juices flow.

Got a good feeling about July.

Thai people are so money hungry. All they

care about is money, money, money, money.

I don't know what is wrong with them. I

thought they're supposed to be Buddhists

and everything, but all they care about is

money. No matter what the cost.

Everything's always about money.

No, I can't stream downstairs now. It will

do the same as what happened. This camera

will be all laggy. It's kind

of laggy now. I wonder if I get the Wi-Fi

extender, bring it up to my room, because

the router is over there, but somehow the

line of sight is blocked by that bit of

wall.

Doesn't matter.

If I go back to Thailand, my channel is

dead. Look at the vote. I asked you all

where should I move to, and 10% said

Thailand. 40% said stay in England.

Imagine my next video. I'm like, hey guys,

I'm back in Thailand. The channel would be

over.

There's nothing to do in Thailand. It'd

just be me sitting in the condo being

bored, and then

my— nothing.

I did talk to Suspenders, but he didn't

know who I was. He keeps forgetting. I

talked to him on Instagram when I wanted

to know how to set up a stream setup. He

told me about the Pocket Wi-Fi company.

That's the one I used.

No, I don't want to stream with people

unless it's like a girl from my community.

I don't want to meet up other streamers

and then have their stupid community start

bashing me. That's what would happen

even if I met like some other small

streamer who's got their own community.

They would start researching about me and

then they'd be like, oh, don't hang out

with Daniel because he did this and that

and he said this about so-and-so and he's

naked on the internet.

Thought you had thick skin. Yeah,

but it's just annoying when you get an

entire community who don't know you, but

then they judge you. Based off a few

things that they found out about you.

Can't really get a fresh start.

Yeah, I guess I do have a bad reputation.

All I did was I cheated on my wife. Is it

really that bad? Who cares?

I don't see what else I've done that's

bad, but people can easily frame me in a

You don't understand power games people

partake in. I do, I just refuse

to take part in it because I'm bad at it.

I always lose, and then I just cut

ties and I'm like, ah, fuck all of you

then, bye. It's always been like that.

So even when I was at the guesthouse, age

20, fresh-faced, no luggage, no bad

history because I'm fresh on the scene as

a young adult. People were already turning

against me in the guesthouse just because

I cheated. This stupid Korean guy

was like, I'm watching you, Daniel.

You're cheating. Fuck off. So I had

this Korean MILF girlfriend when I was 20

and she was 35, and she was friends with

all the Korean people, and then she went

on a trip in Japan with her other friend,

so she

wasn't at the guest house for a few weeks,

and during the time she wasn't there, I

started becoming kind of chummy with this

cute Japanese girl, and we were like

sitting together, and then the stupid

Korean guy was like, I'm watching you,

Daniel, cheating. Ta ta ta. And then

this stupid Japanese guy called Kei, who

worked at the NHK, he didn't like me

either. I don't even know why.

He got mad because I was like leeching or

something, but I wasn't leeching. I was

helping to make the food. And then he got

triggered or something because I was there

eating the food. But the other Korean guy

stuck up for me. He was like, no, Daniel

helped. He was such a dick though. They

were turning against me quick,

and just because I nearly got 3 girls at

the guest house and he didn't get any.

Yeah, it is very hard playing the social

Because you want to come across as a nice

guy, but then there's all these

temptations that ruin your image,

like when all these girls start coming at

you. Yeah, I did care.

I mean, the guest house was my entire

world. Everyone at the guest house and

the community in the guest house was like

my entire world. And it was very important

to me because I extracted

a lot of good stuff out of that community,

like sex, BJs,

feeling of— The Height of It All Girl puts

out much better contents than you. Her

channel has surpassed yours and she is

easy on the eyes, unlike your old fat gay

ugly self, Danny Boy.

Don't even know who she is though, so—

What year was this? 2010. My first time in

Japan when I was fresh-eyed, clean slate.

I ruined it straight away though.

If you had friends, a lot of your problems

wouldn't exist. I wouldn't last with

friends. I'd end up sleeping with their

girlfriends or wives or something. And

then they'd hate me, or I'd find them

boring and then just not hang out with

No, I wouldn't be good friends. Look up

the Hitobito channel. She just started and

she already surpassed your channel.

Hahaha. Yeah, whatever. When my channel

blew up, I surpassed other channels who

had been doing it for decades. And when my

channel blew up, I overtook how many

J-vloggers? I overtook TQSam,

Unrestless, or whatever his name is. I

overtook Gimme a Break Man. He's been

doing YouTube for like 20 years. I

overtook all these people in months. So

it's not like I haven't done the same.

I had my time in the sun. It's over now.

Let someone else have it.

Some of these channels still haven't

overtaken me in views. Like, Asagi's Life

still has less views than me, but she's

got double the subs, gets more views than

me as well.

You can't seem to revive the channel.

I reckon I could if I had a willing girl

to spice things up with.

It wouldn't take much, I reckon, to make

things interesting again.

It just needs some dry powder and the

right spark to light it, and then I could

get the numbers back up, probably. But it

just depends on how much I want it. Do I

really want it badly? Or would

I just prefer more of a peaceful life,

focus on my gaming stuff? Not sure

right now. I do feel a resurgence

of old Daniel seeping its way back in.

Halt Tesla at $258. Wow, China ETF

is up 2.4% today. Maybe China bounces

again. I get out of it. I want to get out

of China. Not feeling

good about it anymore.

Your gaming videos are so rubbish, I don't

even watch. Well, they're not supposed to

be good. They're supposed to leech off the

algorithm until this Elden Ring game dies

off. Hello guys, welcome back to a new

video. Today I'll show you my new Elden

Ring guide build. Do massive damage with

electricity and blood using these

talismans. We can do insane damage.

That's basically every Elden Ring channel,

they all do the same thing. They just say,

oh, using this Ash of War we can destroy

any enemy, using this weapon and

this skill, blah blah blah blah blah.

They're not doing anything special.

Why were you so stressed last stream?

Oh yeah, because people found my auntie's

Instagram page and they were harassing

her. They didn't realize she was following

me on Instagram, so that was how they

found her. Instagram's so stupid with how

you can see who's following me. Why can't

I turn that off? So all you have to do is

click on my followers, scroll down the

list, and you find who's following me.

So stupid. But they're gone now,

so I don't really care.

Nothing happened. Said goodbye today and

she was fine. So I don't know if anyone

sent her anything or if she noticed.

Oh, the decision I had to make.

Uh, yeah, I don't really want to deal with

that right now, to be honest.

I really want to just say how I feel,

and I feel like I'm getting closer to that

moment where I feel like, yeah, I'm just

going to say it, but I don't think it's

going to be today.

I need a bit more time.

Why does it say not

receiving enough video to maintain

streaming? Streaming, isn't it?

Testing. What does it say?

It's fine. Why is it giving me a warning?

Stupid YouTube.

Have you tried being clickbait Minecraft

YouTuber? I can't play that

game. It looks so boring. I hate

Minecraft. I was watching this channel.

I watch this channel. He does driving

videos and sometimes he does mock tests,

and he did a mock test with this nerdy

loser guy who never shut up and he talked

so much. And he was like cringe trying to

be funny. I went down in comments and I

found him and he's like a massive

Minecraft YouTuber with 2 million subs.

He's got like 850,000 million views total,

and I thought, oh my god, I should have

known. Why is it all the Minecraft

YouTubers? They're like these loser soyboy

moron nerd white guys usually. You can

tell they're Minecraft YouTuber almost

instantly. And I was thinking, oh my God,

why are you on this driving channel? Get

lost. Go back to playing Minecraft,

loser. Hate Minecraft weirdos.

All the same, like fat white nerdy guy

who's a soy boy, probably drives a Tesla

as well. That's why I don't like Teslas

anymore. Tesla owners, they're always like

soy boy rich YouTubers who probably play

Minecraft. And they drive a Tesla and they

got an iPhone. Ugh. No thanks.

I don't wanna be part of that demographic.

If I became a famous rich YouTuber, I

thought I was gonna get a Tesla, but now—

no, I don't want a Tesla anymore. Yeah,

that's him! How did you know? Toy Cat.

That's the fucking guy I'm talking about.

He just randomly appeared on this driving

channel that I watch.

Yeah, IBX Toy Cat.

He was doing like a mock test, and I

thought, Jesus Christ, guy's such a loser.

And then I realized he's got a Minecraft

YouTube channel, and I thought, no, now it

makes sense. I bet he drives a Tesla as

well. Why is he so fat and talks like

a nerd? Plays Minecraft, obviously.

But damn, he's got some good YouTube

views. Nearly a billion views. He must

make good— or he must have made good

money.

How did you know who I was talking about?

I can't believe you knew who I was talking

about. I was so vague. Like nerdy YouTube

Minecrafter on some driving channel.

Why do they all talk like that? I bet he

voted for Labour, and he—

I bet he hates Nigel Farage. I bet you

anything he hates Trump and he hates

Farage. I can just tell straight away.

I hate these Minecraft YouTubers. They're

all lame. Name one Minecraft YouTuber

who's cool. Yeah, exactly.

He has 3 channels. Does he have a vlogging

channel?

I bet he smells bad. I felt sorry for the

driver. Driving guy. That's why

I wouldn't want to be a driving

instructor. It'd be fun if your students

like a cute girl, but then imagine you got

like some fat loser getting in your car,

stinking up the car with his B.O., and he

smells like McDonald's. I would quit

being an instructor. And being an

instructor seems like such a headache.

Not only do you have to teach them how to

drive, you've also got to be their

shoulder to cry on when they have a mental

breakdown. If you got you've got to like

psychologically reassure them and

give them a pep talk, and it's like half

driving ability and half therapy session

when you're a teacher trying to teach them

the mentality of good driving. I would

hate that. I'd be like, oh my God, stop

crying, it's just a fucking roundabout,

get a grip. I have bad bedside

table manners. I would just get fed up and

tell them to get a grip or get out my car.

What color is my Tesla? I don't have one,

but it would be white if I got one. But

I'm not getting one now because I realize

only losers drive them.

You either get like loser soy boy people

or boomers who think, oh, this is the

future, I'm part of the future.

No, if I was going to get a car, I'd

probably get a Ford

Focus diesel, twin turbine

engine, 500 British horsepower,

V6 engine. That's what I'd get.

80 MPG. I'd get a van,

diesel van, 4-wheel drive,

6-shift gear, manual pedals.

I'm done with Teslas. I want to get a

monster truck, 4-wheel drive,

twin turbo exhausts.

No, diesel's good because you can drive

really far for less money.

Okay, a steam-powered car. What happened

to the steam engine? They were good. Just

chuck in some coal, go choo-choo down the

They should bring back the steam engine.

That was environmentally friendly because

steam would come out of the exhaust

instead of fumes, and then it would just

evaporate into the air. You're creating

water.

Bring back the steam locomotive and invent

the steam plane, steam motorbike.

Are you confident you'll be able to drive

a car? I think after seeing what driving

is like in Thailand, driving in the UK is

a cake of walk. My mum took me drive— took

me to Maidstone in a car, and I thought

the driving was so slow and so easy. Just

one lane on either side of the road,

everyone's driving 30 miles per hour.

Compared to Thailand, this is easy mode.

I think if you find driving really scary,

go to Thailand and then come back and then

you'll see what actual scary is.

Yeah, Thailand's crazy. 5 lanes on either

side of basically every road you're on.

90% of the time you're on a road that has

10 lanes minimum.

Only when you leave Bangkok you'll see

2-lane roads. Motorbikes everywhere,

crazy taxis everywhere, tuk-tuks

everywhere. It's utter chaos.

People suddenly swerve without indicators.

Have you dumped Faster yet? She is so

obsessed with money and getting you to pay

for everything even though she earned

$4,000 a month in the US. She was so

controlling she wouldn't let you explore

yourself with cute feminine ladyboys.

Uh, I can't comment on the situation yet.

I think it's best It's best to let the

wind blow over before you start spinning

the fan, as the saying goes.

I don't really want to make a bad

situation worse.

I'm scared she might be watching this.

I can't

really talk about it.

Did you fix the Wi-Fi extension?

Yes, it works,

but the weather's really bad, so I haven't

been out in the garden. I thought if the

weather's good, I could do a garden

stream. It should work because I went

around the garden testing the signal and

it's pretty strong as long as I stay in

the main garden. I don't go around the

house because then the house will block

the signal. So I put the extension thing

by the window. You know what I could do?

Get extension cord and then just super

glue it to the window so it's elevated

and it's got clear line of sight above the

brick wall. I did think of that,

but I don't think streaming in the garden

is really that important, is it? It's not

that interesting, it's just a garden. But

it would allow— it could allow me to do

different things, like we could barbecue

in the bar— Bargain.

Could barbecue in the garden and then

maybe we could do tent stuff.

Or I could set things on fire for some

streams. Could do like a brick stove where

I cook some bacon on it. Do you remember

my survival wilderness survival arc after

my dad died? I was doing— because I was

kind of inspired by these bushcraft— oh,

what's his name? There's like this skinny

guy who looked like skinny Qui-Gon Jinn

who lives in Denmark, and he goes around

chopping trees down, makes little tents,

and he makes camps out of the wood, and

he'll do camping in the woods. I thought

that was really cool, so I wanted to do it

as well. I went around my garden snapping

sticks, and I made a little stove thing.

And I cooked bacon on it. That was funny.

Bushcraft in my garden. I bet

his channel's got like 10 billion

subscribers now. I forgot what his name

was. Yeah, Bertram. How do you always know

what I'm talking about? I give the most

vague descriptions and someone always

knows what I meant, who I'm talking about.

Yeah, I think that was his name, like

Vernon, Bethram, Vushnam.

He wears— he's like a young white guy,

but he's got long hippie hair and he wears

granny jumpers, like brown jumpers. And

he's from— I think he's Danish or

Norwegian, I forgot. But he's got really

nice looking videos. He doesn't talk,

very ASMR vibes. Oh,

did he peak at 1 million? I used to watch

him a lot because I found it soothing.

Yeah, Bertram Craft and Wild. He looks

like Qui-Gon Jinn but skinny and a hippie.

That's what Qui-Gon Jinn would be doing if

he retired from being a Jedi. He's got the

Qui-Gon Jinn hairstyle as well.

Yeah, I think he peaked.

Oh my God, he got so many views. 27

million views, his most popular one.

I used to like watching this stuff, just

men in the woods blacksmithing,

foraging. Chopping stuff down.

Do you think they ruined Elden Ring's

story with the DLC? I don't even know what

the story is. I skipped all the cutscenes.

All I know is there's like this guy who

looks like a woman called Miquella, and

there's something about Radahn. I have no

idea.

So Miquella is Mohg's brother,

but he looks like a woman,

and he wanted to make a new tree called

the Haligtree, but then he got kidnapped,

so the Haligtree rotted. Something like

that. I don't know, the Elden Ring story

is so stupid. I don't understand it at

all. Bunch of gods, and one of them's a

woman called Malenia, and then she made

children who became demigods who then all

started fighting each other. Such a stupid

story, it makes no sense.

Yeah, and then the last boss of the DLC is

just Radahn again, who we already

fought in the base game. Can't they come

up with a new boss? I thought we could

fight Miquella, maybe.

I don't understand why Radahn— or how he

came back alive. Or did we go back in

time? I don't understand. I thought we

killed Radahn, and he comes back looking

like a normal human. Really weird story,

don't get it.

Have I watched the new Fallout TV series?

No, I could because I got Amazon Prime

I can't be bothered to watch a new series.

I only watch series with a girlfriend.

If I'm with a girl, that's when I watch

series. I don't usually watch them by

myself. If I'm by myself,

I just watch something educational or like

a YouTube podcast or something on YouTube.

Oh wow, China stocks doing really well

today. Baidu is up nearly 4%.

And you were saying to sell China.

Selling now would be the worst point and

time to sell it. Now is when you buy.

Alibaba's up 2.4%.

Tesla's going to try cracking $260 again.

Do you think it can crack $260 today?

What's down? Corsair Gaming.

A bunch of meme stocks are down. Peloton,

Beyond Meat. The meme stocks are

finished. They're done.

No one's going to care about them ever

again. Half of them are going to go

bankrupt, probably. You just said you

wanted out of China. Yeah, I'm starting to

lose confidence. I heard on Twitter some

big Chinese bank declared bankruptcy.

I don't know if that's real or recent, or

is it old news or fake news? I don't

really feel confident in the Chinese

market anymore. I gave them nearly 2

years, but they haven't turned things

around. I don't really want

to be stuck in it for 2 years. More just

bag holding. It was supposed to be like a

6-month trade, swing trade, but it didn't

work out well.

Now I'm not buying S&P at all-time new

highs. That's ridiculous.

Took your first motorbike Grab in Bangkok.

I did that a few times when I was trying

to track down Ice Poseidon. I jumped on

about three Grab motorbikes trying to find

which shopping center he was in. It was

pretty scary.

It's also weird having your dick so close

to another guy's butt. Buy a car and make

content. Doesn't need to be a effing

Tesla. Yeah, I thought I could just buy

like a cheap piece of crap, and if it

breaks down or something, I mean, that

would be content in itself. Just get like

an £800 car. I'll paint it white to make

it look better. Get car seats,

car covers for the seats. I mean, seat

covers for the car seats. The main thing I

hate about old cars is the seats always

look ugly. And disgusting.

And the floor always looks gross, and the

dashboard looks crap. It's like some knobs

and air vents on it. I just get my— I get

an iPad and sellotape it over the

dashboard so it looks like I've got a

Tesla dashboard.

I heard the new, uh, 2024 Model 3

Tesla update is rubbish. Because they

don't have a stick for the indicators.

They have a button on the steering wheel,

left and right button. But when you've got

the steering wheel twisted, then you've

got to like find where the indicator

buttons are because it moves with the

steering wheel, which is a bit stupid,

isn't it? Sometimes, I don't know, the

Tesla design team, they seem kind of

stupid. Why would you get rid of the

indicator stalk? And put a button on the

steering wheel.

Haven't you paid Cami anything? I don't

get my YouTube money until the end of the

month. The money came in to my AdSense.

Uh, £750 are my

YouTube earnings for June,

but I don't get it in my bank account

until the 25th, so I've gotta wait another

2 weeks until I can actually give her the

money. But I've got overdraft £150,

so as soon as I get the money, it would

turn into— it

will turn into like £580. So I'll give

her that. I've got about £200 in

my revenue savings, so I'd probably take

that out too because I want to give her at

least £800. Really, I want to give her

like $850 so I can get this number down to

4 digits. Maybe I

go overdraft to pay her back.

I gave her a $100 bill as well, so that

should take a bit off if she goes and

exchanges it. My earnings

from May. I got the earnings from

May in June, and that was about £800.

Who's that?

Who bought something?

I don't know why May was not very good.

No, May was really good. Wait, I'm getting

confused. In May, I made £1,600.

Why is he ringing the doorbell? I'm not

answering it. Just leave it there.

In May. I would have gotten May's money in

June.

He's waiting by the door.

I didn't order anything. It's not mine.

Oh, he's leaving. If he left

holding the parcel, then I would have to

run after him, I guess.

It's not my parcel, and no one told me

they were expecting a parcel, so it's not

my problem.

So anyway, I was saying, um,

April, May, June.

Surely the money in May should have been

good because I was streaming in Japan.

No, I took, I took a week off in May,

didn't I? In the Tokyo apartment.

I forgot now.

No, it says May I made ¥1,600.

From streaming, and I also got some

OnlyFans money. Oh well, it doesn't

Updates on the Gypsy's ambulance?

I don't know.

Don't know what happened.

They probably came back and they were

given a lift by someone.

Um, yeah, so I'll

get my June money in a few weeks.

The June money was £750 from

YouTube. Hopefully I

made like £150 from PayPal and I've

got £100 on OnlyFans that I can cash

out. So maybe I made like £1,000 this

month. July should be better with

all the Elden Ring spam videos. I'm hoping

July I make like £1,100.

I just really got to start pumping stuff

out. Problem is Elden Ring is gonna die

soon. I don't know how long it's

gonna work, just spamming out build

videos.

Oh my God, Tesla 259! Is it going

to crack 260? It's going to try.

Do you reckon it fails?

I also got my eye on Intel.

Intel could be interesting.

Look, it had this big flat bottom and it

broke out. I reckon it retraced— retraces

and it might head higher to like $40.

Look at it, it looks like it's gonna gap

fill. If it comes back down to like $31

or $32, I might put some in because that

could be a 15-20% gain. If it

goes from $32 to $40, that's like 20%

gain. I just sell my entire China thing

and buy Intel, get 20%, and make back what

I lost on China.

Did Sabrina message you back? Yeah, she

said she wasn't getting Facebook

notifications.

Don't you manually check your Face— I

manually check my Facebook all the time.

Look, just press the app, see if anyone

messaged me. Imagine relying on

notifications to check your messages.

Does she not go on Facebook much? Because

my name, my message should have been at

the top of the list. Unless you get so

many Facebook messages, mine got buried.

She went to this pig shop. It's like a cat

cafe, but instead of cats, they've got

little piglets. And she seems like she

really likes it there. She said it's safe

and clean and it's really cheap. It's not

scary like London or dirty.

And her husbando really likes it too.

I don't check Facebook. I check the

messaging app. I don't really care what's

on my profile. I'm only friends with my

relatives, my uncles and aunties.

Imagine my sister permanently moves to

Japan. I'd be so pissed, actually. I hope

she doesn't move to Japan. I hope she

comes back to the UK. I'm gonna start

telling her Japan's rubbish. You won't

like it, trust me. Because I've been

trying to move to Japan my whole life and

I can't do it unless I marry

some desperate woman.

I have no chance of moving to Japan

permanently. I don't want to work, I don't

want to teach, I don't want to study. I

can't marry anyone who's under the age of

40. I could easily, probably easily find

another 45-year-old Japanese woman to

marry, but I don't want to. Who wants to

live like that? I don't.

I'm only getting married again if it's

like a hot 20-year-old.

So I don't know how she would move to

Japan. She doesn't speak Japanese.

Um, I don't know how you get the freelance

visa, so she couldn't

work for a Japanese company because she

can't speak Japanese. She has skills

and qualifications which could help her

get a job if they didn't care If it's like

a foreigner company in Tokyo who are

looking for programmers, then I mean,

they could hire anyone. Why would they

have to live in Tokyo if it's like a

programming job? So I don't know what kind

of— yeah, her husband is under 30, so he

could get a working holiday visa and then

just ditch my sister. No, they can live

there for 6 months if they just go to

immigration and they apply for an

extension,

but I don't think they will because they

got a house in London, they've got

friends, family in London.

She said they'll be back in September or

August, I think maybe August. They're

doing a 2-month trip Japan one month,

then New Zealand one month. I don't know

why they're going to New Zealand for such

a long time. I think maybe one week in New

Zealand. New Zealand looks boring. It

looks like it'd be nice for a road trip