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My girlfriend knows about my YouTube channel
2017-12-21 · 10 min
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Hey, it's me again. It's kind of painful
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0:00–0:03 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_0for me to talk right now because a few
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0:04–0:06 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_1days ago I was eating dinner and I bit
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0:06–0:08 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_2down really hard on the inside of my mouth
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0:09–0:10 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_3and lots of blood came out and it swelled
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0:11–0:14 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_4up and it's still really painful now.
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0:14–0:16 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_5It's swollen and it's very painful and
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0:16–0:20 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_6my lips were dried and it cracked here and
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0:20–0:23 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_7it swelled up here as well, so it's It's
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0:23–0:25 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_8very painful to talk, but I really wanted
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0:26–0:28 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_9to make this video today because I don't
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0:28–0:31 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_10have anything else to do. So last night,
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0:31–0:35 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_11for some reason, I thought it was a good
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0:35–0:36 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_12idea to finally tell my girlfriend that I
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0:37–0:39 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_13have a YouTube channel and I make videos.
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0:40–0:42 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_14I don't know why I decided to tell her. I
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0:43–0:45 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_15think it was because I had a really nice
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0:45–0:46 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_16day with her yesterday. I feel like I
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0:47–0:49 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_17bonded with her, and she bought me a nice
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0:50–0:51 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_18Christmas present. Look.
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0:52–0:52 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_19She got me a smart keyboard for my iPad,
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1:08–1:11 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_20which I've wanted for a while now, but I
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1:11–1:14 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_21didn't want to spend my own money to get
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1:15–1:16 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_22it. And now that I finally have it, I feel
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1:16–1:18 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_23really happy with it. It's so much easier.
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1:19–1:21 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_24To type on the iPad when you have a
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1:21–1:23 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_25keyboard. The touch keyboard is so
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1:24–1:25 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_26irritating to use, and it covers up half
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1:25–1:29 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_27of the screen on the iPad when the touch
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1:29–1:31 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_28keyboard pops up. So it's really nice to
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1:31–1:33 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_29have a proper physical keyboard. Anyway,
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1:33–1:36 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_30after we finished shopping, we came back
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1:36–1:37 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_31to the apartment. We had a nice meal that
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1:38–1:39 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_32I cooked for her.
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1:39–1:40 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_33And we got into bed and we cuddled and we
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1:48–1:51 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_34had this conversation about jobs. And this
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1:52–1:54 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_35is when it kind of slipped out. I just had
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1:54–1:56 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_36this urge to tell her about YouTube. I
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1:56–2:00 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_37said to her, um, translating isn't
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2:00–2:03 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_38the only job that I have. I have another
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2:03–2:05 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_39secret job. And she asked me what that was
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2:06–2:08 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_40and I couldn't resist. I said, well, you
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2:09–2:11 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_41know, I'm always taking videos when we're
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2:12–2:14 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_42out together. And I said, I upload those
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2:14–2:17 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_43videos to YouTube and I make money from
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2:17–2:19 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_44those videos. And she was really surprised
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2:20–2:22 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_45at first, and then she asked me, what kind
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2:22–2:24 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_46of videos do I make? And I just gave her a
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2:25–2:27 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_47fairly vague answer. I said, I make videos
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2:27–2:29 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_48about living in Japan, about my daily
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2:29–2:31 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_49life, about things like Star Wars or
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2:32–2:34 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_50movies or other things I'm interested in.
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2:35–2:36 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_51She kept asking me if made videos talking
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2:37–2:40 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_52about her. She seemed kind of concerned
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2:40–2:43 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_53about this, and I said that I might have
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2:43–2:46 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_54mentioned you here and there, but I
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2:46–2:48 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_55haven't talked about you in detail. I
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2:48–2:50 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_56haven't shown your face or told people
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2:50–2:52 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_57your name. And I told her not to worry
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2:52–2:54 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_58about it. I did ask her nicely not to look
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2:55–2:57 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_59for my channel. I said, could you not look
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2:57–2:59 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_60for it because it's kind of embarrassing
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2:59–3:01 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_61and it's a bit personal? But she seems
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3:01–3:04 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_62really interested in finding my channel.
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3:04–3:07 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_63She seems a bit stubborn about it, and I'm
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3:07–3:09 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_64pretty sure she's going to search for my
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3:10–3:11 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_65channel. She said that she wants to know
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3:12–3:13 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_66what kind of videos I've been uploading,
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3:14–3:15 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_67what kind of things I've been saying, and
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3:15–3:18 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_68I have no idea if she's actually going to
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3:19–3:21 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_69search for it. She might be secretly
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3:21–3:23 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_70searching for it right now for all I know.
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3:23–3:24 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_71It's actually pretty easy to find my
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3:25–3:26 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_72channel on YouTube. All you have to do is
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3:26–3:28 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_73search for Daniel Japanese Girlfriend and
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3:28–3:31 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_74my channel should come up and you can see
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3:31–3:33 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_75my face. You can see all the videos I've
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3:33–3:35 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_76been making. I think it's pretty safe to
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3:36–3:37 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_77say that she's going to find my YouTube
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3:37–3:39 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_78channel soonish, fairly soon, and I don't
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3:39–3:42 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_79think she's going to respect my wishes of
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3:43–3:44 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_80privacy when I ask her not to look for it.
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3:44–3:46 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_81Usually if you ask someone not to do
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3:47–3:48 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_82something, it makes them want to do the
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3:49–3:50 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_83opposite of what you asked them to do. So
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3:51–3:52 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_84if you start to notice that some videos,
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3:53–3:54 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_85some certain videos, have started to
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3:54–3:57 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_86disappear, then you know why. I need to
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3:58–4:00 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_87start cleaning up the channel. I need to
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4:00–4:01 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_88start hiding things. I need to do some
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4:01–4:03 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_89damage control, basically, so when she
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4:04–4:06 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_90does find my channel, it's, it's not too
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4:06–4:09 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_91bad. I would appreciate it if people
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4:09–4:11 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_92didn't write things in the comments to try
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4:11–4:13 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_93and make me look bad. I would appreciate
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4:13–4:15 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_94it if people didn't write things like,
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4:15–4:16 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_95Daniel did this and Daniel did that and
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4:17–4:19 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_96did you know Daniel did this? Just please
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4:19–4:21 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_97don't write stuff like that, otherwise I
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4:22–4:24 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_98will have to put my foot down and ban you.
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4:24–4:27 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_99I don't know why I told her about it in
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4:29–4:30 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_100the first place. I didn't need to tell her
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4:30–4:32 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_101about it. I just had this sudden urge to
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4:32–4:34 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_102share this part of my life with her.
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4:34–4:36 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_103Maybe it's because I feel like the
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4:37–4:38 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_104relationship has gone up a level, has
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4:39–4:40 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_105gotten more serious. Maybe it's because I
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4:40–4:42 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_106feel like I'm more emotionally connected
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4:42–4:44 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_107to her after she, she bought me the Smart
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4:45–4:46 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_108Keyboard for my iPad Pro. Or maybe it's
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4:47–4:50 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_109because I wanted her to find out about my
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4:51–4:52 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_110YouTube channel from me and not from some
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4:52–4:54 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_111weirdo who starts shouting at us on the
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4:54–4:56 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_112street. So what this means is, now that
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4:57–5:00 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_113there's a risk that my girlfriend might
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5:00–5:02 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_114find my channel, I can't talk about things
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5:02–5:04 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_115like I used to talk about. There's certain
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5:04–5:06 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_116things— I think you know what I mean— that
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5:06–5:08 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_117I won't be able to make videos about. And
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5:09–5:11 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_118yeah, that's a shame, but people have also
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5:12–5:14 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_119been saying that I've been talking too
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5:14–5:16 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_120much about those things anyway. Maybe I
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5:16–5:19 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_121should start talking about different
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5:19–5:21 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_122things, otherwise people are going to get
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5:21–5:23 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_123fed up. And maybe this is a good chance to
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5:23–5:27 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_124turn over a new leaf, to start making
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5:28–5:30 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_125different kinds of content. If you really
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5:30–5:32 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_126want to know about my adventures on, um,
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5:33–5:35 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_127you know what, then I will be making
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5:36–5:37 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_128written blogs on my Patreon which you can
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5:38–5:40 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_129read. If you are a $1 patron.
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5:40–5:43 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_130Now here's where things get a bit tricky.
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5:44–5:46 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_131I don't know if she's going to tell me if
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5:46–5:48 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_132or when she finds my channel. I don't know
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5:48–5:50 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_133if she's going to find the channel and
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5:50–5:51 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_134then pretend that she doesn't know
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5:52–5:53 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_135anything about it while she's actually
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5:54–5:55 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_136secretly watching my videos. So just to be
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5:56–5:58 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_137safe, I'm going to have to assume that she
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5:59–6:01 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_138has found my channel, because if I don't
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6:01–6:03 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_139and she's actually secretly watching my
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6:03–6:04 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_140videos and I make a video talking about
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6:05–6:06 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_141something that I don't want her to hear
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6:07–6:09 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_142about, then I'm going to be in some
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6:09–6:11 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_143trouble. So in conclusion, I, I love my
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6:12–6:14 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_144girlfriend. She's the best girlfriend I've
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6:14–6:16 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_145ever had. She's beautiful and funny and
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6:16–6:18 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_146clever, and I would never say anything or
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6:18–6:21 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_147do anything to, to hurt her or make her
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6:21–6:24 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_148upset. Never. I love you, baby.
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6:24–6:27 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_149Something special.
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6:31–6:32 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_150This is quality content.
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8:42–8:44 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_151This is quality content you'll find
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8:46–8:49 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_152nowhere else apart from on this channel.
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8:50–8:52 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_153Quality content delivered to you on a
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8:54–8:57 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_154daily basis, free of charge. You don't
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8:57–9:01 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_155have to pay anything. All I ask is for 10
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9:01–9:05 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_156minutes of your time. And you will be
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9:05–9:08 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_157delivered to quality content.
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9:08–9:11 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_158The quality content shall be delivered
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9:13–9:15 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_159straight to you for absolutely no cost,
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9:15–9:19 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_160no fee, no catch.
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9:20–9:23 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_161You don't have to pay anything for
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9:23–9:27 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_162this quality content provided to you by
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9:28–9:31 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_163Daniel. For free.
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9:32–9:34 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_164We love Daniel.
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9:34–9:37 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_165He's the hero that we needed during this
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9:39–9:42 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_166time of desperateness.
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9:42–9:43 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_167And in time, all shall know the greatness
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9:45–9:48 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_168of Daniel and his
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9:49–9:52 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_169quality content on this YouTube channel.
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9:53–9:56 · rev_31892c159bca25688c4c4f5c8405409c_170Thank you for listening. And I'll see you
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