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My girlfriend knows about my YouTube channel

2017-12-21 · 10 min

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  1. Hey, it's me again. It's kind of painful

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  2. for me to talk right now because a few

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  3. days ago I was eating dinner and I bit

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  4. down really hard on the inside of my mouth

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  5. and lots of blood came out and it swelled

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  6. up and it's still really painful now.

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  7. It's swollen and it's very painful and

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  8. my lips were dried and it cracked here and

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  9. it swelled up here as well, so it's It's

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  10. very painful to talk, but I really wanted

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  11. to make this video today because I don't

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  12. have anything else to do. So last night,

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  13. for some reason, I thought it was a good

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  14. idea to finally tell my girlfriend that I

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  15. have a YouTube channel and I make videos.

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  16. I don't know why I decided to tell her. I

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  17. think it was because I had a really nice

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  18. day with her yesterday. I feel like I

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  19. bonded with her, and she bought me a nice

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  20. Christmas present. Look.

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  21. She got me a smart keyboard for my iPad,

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  22. which I've wanted for a while now, but I

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  23. didn't want to spend my own money to get

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  24. it. And now that I finally have it, I feel

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  25. really happy with it. It's so much easier.

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  26. To type on the iPad when you have a

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  27. keyboard. The touch keyboard is so

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  28. irritating to use, and it covers up half

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  29. of the screen on the iPad when the touch

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  30. keyboard pops up. So it's really nice to

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  31. have a proper physical keyboard. Anyway,

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  32. after we finished shopping, we came back

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  33. to the apartment. We had a nice meal that

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  34. I cooked for her.

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  35. And we got into bed and we cuddled and we

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  36. had this conversation about jobs. And this

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  37. is when it kind of slipped out. I just had

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  38. this urge to tell her about YouTube. I

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  39. said to her, um, translating isn't

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  40. the only job that I have. I have another

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  41. secret job. And she asked me what that was

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  42. and I couldn't resist. I said, well, you

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  43. know, I'm always taking videos when we're

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  44. out together. And I said, I upload those

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  45. videos to YouTube and I make money from

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  46. those videos. And she was really surprised

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  47. at first, and then she asked me, what kind

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  48. of videos do I make? And I just gave her a

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  49. fairly vague answer. I said, I make videos

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  50. about living in Japan, about my daily

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  51. life, about things like Star Wars or

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  52. movies or other things I'm interested in.

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  53. She kept asking me if made videos talking

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  54. about her. She seemed kind of concerned

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  55. about this, and I said that I might have

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  56. mentioned you here and there, but I

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  57. haven't talked about you in detail. I

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  58. haven't shown your face or told people

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  59. your name. And I told her not to worry

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  60. about it. I did ask her nicely not to look

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  61. for my channel. I said, could you not look

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  62. for it because it's kind of embarrassing

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  63. and it's a bit personal? But she seems

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  64. really interested in finding my channel.

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  65. She seems a bit stubborn about it, and I'm

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  66. pretty sure she's going to search for my

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  67. channel. She said that she wants to know

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  68. what kind of videos I've been uploading,

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  69. what kind of things I've been saying, and

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  70. I have no idea if she's actually going to

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  71. search for it. She might be secretly

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  72. searching for it right now for all I know.

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  73. It's actually pretty easy to find my

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  74. channel on YouTube. All you have to do is

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  75. search for Daniel Japanese Girlfriend and

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  76. my channel should come up and you can see

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  77. my face. You can see all the videos I've

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  78. been making. I think it's pretty safe to

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  79. say that she's going to find my YouTube

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  80. channel soonish, fairly soon, and I don't

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  81. think she's going to respect my wishes of

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  82. privacy when I ask her not to look for it.

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  83. Usually if you ask someone not to do

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  84. something, it makes them want to do the

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  85. opposite of what you asked them to do. So

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  86. if you start to notice that some videos,

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  87. some certain videos, have started to

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  88. disappear, then you know why. I need to

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  89. start cleaning up the channel. I need to

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  90. start hiding things. I need to do some

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  91. damage control, basically, so when she

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  92. does find my channel, it's, it's not too

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  93. bad. I would appreciate it if people

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  94. didn't write things in the comments to try

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  95. and make me look bad. I would appreciate

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  96. it if people didn't write things like,

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  97. Daniel did this and Daniel did that and

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  98. did you know Daniel did this? Just please

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  99. don't write stuff like that, otherwise I

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  100. will have to put my foot down and ban you.

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  101. I don't know why I told her about it in

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  102. the first place. I didn't need to tell her

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  103. about it. I just had this sudden urge to

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  104. share this part of my life with her.

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  105. Maybe it's because I feel like the

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  106. relationship has gone up a level, has

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  107. gotten more serious. Maybe it's because I

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  108. feel like I'm more emotionally connected

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  109. to her after she, she bought me the Smart

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  110. Keyboard for my iPad Pro. Or maybe it's

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  111. because I wanted her to find out about my

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  112. YouTube channel from me and not from some

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  113. weirdo who starts shouting at us on the

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  114. street. So what this means is, now that

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  115. there's a risk that my girlfriend might

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  116. find my channel, I can't talk about things

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  117. like I used to talk about. There's certain

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  118. things— I think you know what I mean— that

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  119. I won't be able to make videos about. And

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  120. yeah, that's a shame, but people have also

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  121. been saying that I've been talking too

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  122. much about those things anyway. Maybe I

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  123. should start talking about different

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  124. things, otherwise people are going to get

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  125. fed up. And maybe this is a good chance to

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  126. turn over a new leaf, to start making

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  127. different kinds of content. If you really

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  128. want to know about my adventures on, um,

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  129. you know what, then I will be making

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  130. written blogs on my Patreon which you can

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  131. read. If you are a $1 patron.

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  132. Now here's where things get a bit tricky.

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  133. I don't know if she's going to tell me if

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  134. or when she finds my channel. I don't know

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  135. if she's going to find the channel and

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  136. then pretend that she doesn't know

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  137. anything about it while she's actually

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  138. secretly watching my videos. So just to be

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  139. safe, I'm going to have to assume that she

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  140. has found my channel, because if I don't

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  141. and she's actually secretly watching my

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  142. videos and I make a video talking about

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  143. something that I don't want her to hear

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  144. about, then I'm going to be in some

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  145. trouble. So in conclusion, I, I love my

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  146. girlfriend. She's the best girlfriend I've

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  147. ever had. She's beautiful and funny and

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  148. clever, and I would never say anything or

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  149. do anything to, to hurt her or make her

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  150. upset. Never. I love you, baby.

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  151. Something special.

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  152. This is quality content.

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  153. This is quality content you'll find

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  154. nowhere else apart from on this channel.

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  155. Quality content delivered to you on a

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  156. daily basis, free of charge. You don't

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  157. have to pay anything. All I ask is for 10

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  158. minutes of your time. And you will be

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  159. delivered to quality content.

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  160. The quality content shall be delivered

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  161. straight to you for absolutely no cost,

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  162. no fee, no catch.

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  163. You don't have to pay anything for

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  164. this quality content provided to you by

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  165. Daniel. For free.

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  166. We love Daniel.

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  167. He's the hero that we needed during this

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  168. time of desperateness.

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  169. And in time, all shall know the greatness

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  170. of Daniel and his

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  171. quality content on this YouTube channel.

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  172. Thank you for listening. And I'll see you

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