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Testing, testing.

Testing.

Uh, NASDAQ has entered The gap.

SPY has gone way below the gap. That's crazy.

But NASDAQ finally breached the gap.

Yeah, I think, um, today's going to be my last stream on Kick. The money is just really bad now. For some reason I thought yesterday was Tuesday.

I'm not doing this £5 an hour. Fucking ridiculous.

Making me miserable.

The next move, I don't

know, really.

Don't know. I'm just so mad that they're just paying me £5 an hour now. Terrible.

It's like even if I do 10 hours, I only make £50.

Jesus Christ.

Now the only plus side is I can just trade and stream. And make extra money whilst trading, which is not really anything I can't really do. There's nothing else that will let me do that really. Like, I can't, I can't delivery drive and trade at the same time. I mean, I could like monitor my trades.

The only thing I'm thinking of is, I mean, I could just carry on streaming whilst I trade.

For extra money since I want to trade, not go out and work.

But I'm thinking like I stream on Kick during the day whilst I trade, and then after dinner when there's no trading, I'll do a stream on YouTube.

No, multi-streaming is not worth it. Damn, look at this short I took, up £6.

My account balance is at 927 now. 927, come on, 1,000.

Yeah, ignore everything I said yesterday because

for some reason yesterday I thought it was Tuesday. Yesterday is Tuesday today, so I need to crank out as much as I can today to get the final payout on Thursday. I don't know why I thought it was Tuesday yesterday.

I don't know where the bounce is gonna be. I don't know, this obviously wasn't that fib level. I thought maybe this fib level was the bounce. Maybe this fib level is a bounce.

Also, my overdraft is in £1,000 now because some Amazon payments went out, so

My finances getting wrecked. I'm gonna be in overdraft £1,900 in 3 days,

and all Kick's gonna pay me on Thursday is probably £210.

10:18. Oh God,

and my stock's taking a beating. My 5x leverage SP long is down £11 now from being up £50. My leveraged silver's down £4. I'm down £28 on rare earth, down £9 light strategy, down £300 Bitmine. Oh God, the only thing I'm up on is CFD account, which is heavy on shorts.

927. So I think my savings at 5,000.

So I'm tempted to get that new car. Just because they'll pay me £900 cash and I get a £500 charging credit

for InstaVolt. So £500 of free charging,

plus the car is nicer in every way even if it has the same range.

Oh damn, market tanking. Oh damn, come on, £8. £8, come on. I'm getting out at 50% of this gap.

Yeah, the new car has heated seats and steering wheel. The only problem is I want to know what the maximum range is at 100% charge, because when I saw it at 44% charge and it only said 65-mile range, I was like, oof, that's not very good.

It's a pretty new car, September 2023, so it's only— it's not even 2 years old. I mean, actually, wait, yeah, it is 2 years old, but it's good. It doesn't have insane mileage, so I don't know why, unless it's like a crappy battery,

like something wrong with the battery. At 44% charge, it shouldn't be saying 65-mile range. So that's the only thing that I'm not really happy about.

Yeah, I went to the dealership yesterday with my mum. She bought a new car and I had my car valued. I brought my car in as well. They offered me £6,500 for my car and they also offered to throw in an additional £500 Octoverse charging card, which is £500 of credit to charging— for charging, or £500 towards

a home charger.

And they also knocked off £400 off of that Citroën electric C4. Like, they really want to get me to buy the car. It's a nice car. It's 30 centimeters longer than my car, higher up, bigger wheels. I think it's 18-inch wheels. Bigger wheels, higher up. It's like a, like a crossover between SUV and a saloon.

It looks really nice.

Much nicer seats, much nicer interior,

but it's got the same battery capacity, 50 kilowatt.

So it won't solve my range problems.

They said it'll be £126 a month PCP with a £6K balloon payment at the end if I want to own the car, or I can just trade it in for another car and carry on paying the monthly payments and like never own a car but just carry on paying the payments every month and just basically be able

to like keep trading it in for a new car.

Obviously if I get like a way more expensive car, it increased the monthly payments.

AF73 reg. I don't know why some cars end in like 73, 74. And then some cars end in 21, 22, 23. So 73 basically means 2023. And why don't they just put 23 then? So 73 sounds like it's from the '70s.

My mum got the Citroën Aircross— Citroën Aircross C3. It's quite nice.

First half of year versus second half of year. Oh yeah, maybe it's not bouncing here already, is it? If it bounces here, I'll be pissed. I better take this profit of £6. It's like not worth risking it rips here. Over £2, is it? I might put my stop loss there. I'll lock in that £6.

You either give me £6— oh, okay, give me £6 then. Locked in. I'm a bit scared it's gonna rip here.

Looks like it is.

Maybe I got my 50% mark wrong. Maybe it was like more there.

It's hard to— a 50% mark should be, yeah, basically there.

Damn, Bitmine tanked. I'm down £300 on Bitmine.

Yeah, I think because I really enjoy trading, it gives me a lot to talk about and the time goes fast. I do my trading on Kick and then after dinner I do like a 3-hour YouTube stream because I get so bored when there's no trading. And I have to do gaming, which I don't really— I enjoy gaming

for like 1 hour.

So if I trade my car in, I get £900 cash up front plus a £500 charging card, and then I have to start paying— my monthly expenses increase by £120 a month

for the new PCP plan.

And so the extra £900 would give me like a 9-month head start.

I don't know, so annoying. He said if there was no damage on your car, you'd get like £9K for it. So my stupid driving cost me £2,000.

So irritating. The new car's white, it looks really nice.

Oh, I get the petrol C4. They got a, um, 2021 reg, but it's— I don't like the cut. They got 3 petrol C4s. One's like 17K, but it's 2024 reg and it's, it's gray. I don't like it. And they got a black one and a teal. It's like bluish-greenish. I don't like any of the colors. The black

one's probably the best one, but it's manual petrol.

The one good thing about petrol is when it's cold, you can blast the heating and not worry about your range going down. I hate having range anxiety in winter, and then you have to like sacrifice the heating and then freeze your nuts off. Although it's got heated seating, which apparently is much more energy efficient, uses way less

electricity than just like having the aircon heating on.

I'm at 925 on the CFDs. I'm also, um,

where is it?

I am £20 away from getting my P&L down into the 1700s.

I don't know if the market is going to bounce here. I mean, that could be the bounce and we're grabbing liquidity right now.

Well, maybe I'll put in a little long on the SPY.

I don't know if it bounced. I mean, it could bounce off there at demand area.

I

don't know, market's pretty weak.

Like, it's either gonna bounce there or there.

I don't know if I want to put a little long here or if it's going to keep tanking through it. It could bounce back up there.

Hmm,

patience.

Well, the guy did say that today that there's someone else interested in the car. Maybe it's not even there anymore, or maybe he was just bluffing to like get me to panic buy it. Oh no, someone's gonna get it, it's mine. I know what these salesmen do.

Or maybe just wait, they might have a new car coming in that's nicer.

I just think £126 a month is, um, not bad. I barely noticed that.

But on top of everything else, God, I don't know how I'm gonna pay for everything.

Gold's just going sideways. I feel like maybe I just sell all my gold to pay off some debt if gold's not going to do anything.

I'll probably jump back into gold in a few months' time and it hasn't moved at all.

No. All night long, Pushkin kept jumping up on the window, jumping back down, running out, coming back in, jumping out the window. Just go to sleep, for fuck's sake.

What is he spazzing out about looking out the window all the time? Yeah, there's stuff outside.

Why are you freaking out over stuff moving around outside?

It's funny how he only cares if he sees another cat outside, but anything else like a bird or a squirrel He doesn't care. But if there's another cat, he's like, oh my God, wow, World War 4,

man the cannons.

We really hate our own species more than anything else, don't we? Even humans.

Like, if you're in the woods alone, you saw another guy in the distance, you'd be a bit freaked out. But if you saw, I don't know, like a deer, you wouldn't care.

If you saw a bear, you'd care, I guess.

I'm scared of our own species so much.

Same with cats, same with dogs. Like, they see another dog, they spaz out.

Looks like it's bouncing a bit here.

Am I gonna leave Devon?

Yeah, probably.

Maybe I can get some money back for life. I mean, I, I should get my £1,000 deposit back. Maybe they might deduct some because of the damage to the plug socket,

or I just pay to get that fixed myself.

Maybe I get some money back from things like the furniture.

I don't

know about the little kitchen appliances like air fryer stuff, not really worth much.

But without the big kick money anymore, I'm really stressing my finance— financial situation for,

for very little or basically no advantages of having the house.

It's just annoying because if I do finally decide to move out, I could have been— I could think, oh, I could have moved out 6 months ago and saved 6 months of expenses because it all headed towards the same endpoint anyway.

It was like you dragged it out and spent all this money when good money was coming in, when you could have saved that good money and you just— I mean, the Kick thing was always gonna be short-lived, and then instead of saving all that nice Kick money, I blow it all on stupid rent and bills.

Which achieved nothing really.

I mean, you could say, oh, at least you didn't put it into— I mean, yeah, but okay, maybe I didn't put into stocks and lose the money, but I still— I lost the money anyway. I lost 100% of it because it went to rent. At least with stocks I wouldn't lose 100% of it.

Had some independence for a bit, I guess.

I really just gotta message him and get the ball rolling, I guess.

Yep, called it. Bounce at 50%.

操作。嗯哼哼哼。

Then accounts at 924. It used to show it there, and now I've got to click this button to drop it down. It's really weird.

Why did they change that?

Should I just message the landlord now, letting him know that I want to move out, start the process?

Just feels like such a big trigger to pull.

Like, I wouldn't wait for 2 months to move out. I'd just move out straight away.

Like, I'm not gonna sit in the house for 2 months whilst I wait for the official move-out date. I'd just start moving straight away.

Yeah, my mum keeps telling me just move out

and pay her the money instead.

I could have paid off my mum ages ago with all the money I've paid in rent and expenses.

How much do I pay living there, like £12,000, £13,000?

I've got more chances making money here because I could do Uber Eats and Beelivery pops off more here.

All the neighbours give a sigh of relief. The weird guy from number 17's gone, we can go back to our normal lives.

After all the chaos that's happened, Like prostitutes coming, shady people showing up.

Bitmine tanked. Jesus.

Oh God, it's not looking good.

I really hope that's the bottom, otherwise next bottom would be like in the 20s.

Bitmine has wrecked my stocks and shares ISA. I put way too much in it.

The thing I hate about manual is when you've got to delicately, delicately balance the car on a hill.

I remember the worst part of the driving lessons was always getting out of my driveway, where you had to like play a juggling act between 2 pedals, slowly rolling up the hill of the driveway and like holding it still. Like not too much gas but not too little clutch, otherwise you stall it. I hate that.

Overly unnecessarily complicated.

Finding the biting point is so delicate.

What a stupid idea for driving that was.

I shouldn't need 2 pedals to make a car go.

Uh, do you think that's the bounce liquidity sweep

at the 0.38 fib?

Don't

know.

It's also annoying to stop the car as well because you gotta press 3 pedals. Like, you're like, he's about to stop, so Maybe not 3 pedals. You put clutch down, start braking,

but then if you got to go again, don't drop it into 1st. Maybe just drop down to 2nd or 3rd. It's just— I hate manual cars.

It's also so much more expensive for petrol.

But then if you're gonna rent a place,

you kind of need a place where you can charge the car. That's why I chose my house, because I could charge my car from the window.

Some of these other places I considered, you couldn't do that because there was no parking near the house.

And I was actually thinking, oh God, am I just gonna have to charge at Superchargers all the time? Might as well just get a petrol then.

You only really get the benefits of an EV if you can charge at home,

but then that really limits the places you can think about living at.

But I really wouldn't want to live in a place where it doesn't have its own driveway and parking, because it'd be like a flat with like flat parking,

and then You might also have to park on the street if it has no parking. I don't want my car parked on the street.

Market ripping.

So yeah, I'm gonna try and do 10 hours today, but Most I can make is £50.

Get my payout for Thursday up to £200.

Drive to my girlfriend's, about the same really.

I don't know, maybe it's slightly longer. Let me check.

No, it's the same. 2 hours to that Tesla Supercharger. 2 hours.

4 minutes from my house, or my mum's house, or from my house,

2 hours— actually, it's further from my house in Devon, 2 hours 30 minutes. It's like almost bang straight in the middle. Yeah, so the Tesla Supercharger in Amesbury, which is like the halfway point where I aim for, Amesbury is, uh, 2 hours drive from my mum's house but 2 and a half hours drive away from my Devon

house, so I'm actually closer at my mum's house.

And then instead of like 1,200+ hotels, I'd just be paying hotels.

I should have gone long.

I did put in a buy order at 50%, but it didn't hit exactly 50%. It nearly did.

Look, maybe it's going to come back down.

I don't know if I want to do a long here.

Might do 10 units, aim

for that.

I could have made £7 already if I went long there.

Poly Markets betting that the government shutdown lasts until 16th of November. In 2 days, it's going to be the longest government shutdown in history.

I think it's 65% people betting that it lasts until 16th of November.

Tankin' down ATP.

Bitmain tanking.

The anxiety of the charger not working. Yeah, I know, that's another thing.

Happened a few times to me as well. That's why I, I try and only use Tesla Superchargers because I've never had a problem with them. It's those Gridserve and Instavolt ones that sometimes are a bit iffy.

I still don't understand what happened that other time. I charged at Gridserve, I came back 40 minutes later, it didn't charge at all even though it said charging beginning and it was charging, and then I left it. Came back, it didn't charge anything. I couldn't believe it.

You just get there and you've got like 5-mile range left. You kind of need it to work, otherwise you're screwed. You don't know if you can make it to another charger.

Maybe I just give it up and go for a petrol.

How's trading going? Pretty good. I shorted from there to there. Now I'm trying along.

Yeah, I quite like the Toyota C-HR hybrid.

How much are those?

Toyota

C-HR.

I don't know, they're kind of like bulldog-looking cars. Very like chunky kind of look, not sleek.

16K. The newer models look quite nice, but they're like 30K. They'll be down to 15K in a couple years.

22K. Any— there's only one at 18K. If I put in an older model, the 2021 to 2025,

16K. 51,000 miles.

It looks quite nice.

What is it?

Automatic as well. What

about hybrid?

16. This is a hybrid.

Petrol hybrid,

16K,

up 14p.

32p.

I also get way cheap— I did a car insurance quote for that Citroën and the best price I got was like £450 for a year, so it seems cheaper to insure than my Peugeot.

Oh, searchy pants.

Might want to take profit maybe there.

But don't they say hybrids are like more— they have more complicated systems, so they're more expensive to repair if something goes wrong?

They didn't have any Toyotas at the Citroën dealership.

Maybe VIX goes down, market goes up, profit on my long.

Come on, rip it,

rip it.

I'm hungry.

The thing is, I'm worried about going downstairs because

with this setup it kind of goes laggy.

Or Ethernet cable. It's not that laptop that's a problem, it's the connection between my phone and the laptop.

Up 66p.

Up 70p. Come on, rip it! Go!

Where everyone tuning in from?

Yeah, I don't really like Toyota CHR. Bit ugly.

I'm not really a fan of Toyota. I don't like any of their cars. Yaris is ugly. I don't really like the Corolla. Prius is fuck ugly. Apart from the new one, but those are expensive.

God, Prius is so ugly.

It sounds lame as well. Prius.

I don't like Honda. I don't like the Civic or the C-HR.

I mean the CR-V.

Ford Puma. I quite like Ford Puma.

15K.

I just wish they had more choice at that Citroën place. It's like they only had 2 cars, a C3 and a C4,

and the hatchback C3 that Dave Gibson has.

Up £1.

Got overhead supply. That'll be tough to get through.

How many Tesco points did I get yesterday?

284 points total. Oh, I got 106 points. Made stone, grove green.

16 points away from a £3 voucher.

Up £1.44. This long's working out pretty well.

Maybe I take profit.

Don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth, as they say.

I'm hungry.

FIX is dropping.

Bitmain are tanking. Facebook's still tanking.

Why does Russell Brand look like a white version of that Toranaga samurai guy in Shogun? What's his name? Hiroki Sanayuki or something. He was in that Bullet Train movie as well with Brad Pitt. He's in a lot of stuff.

He's in a lot of Western Japanese stuff. He seems like he's more famous in Western media than Japanese media.

Uh, going down.

It's nearly 11.

I've got a haribo.

Might break for lunch at 12,

and then 12— no, 1 to 7.

I wonder if I got sick again. I've got a bit of a cough.

Oh God.

Oh Jesus. But I have some Haribo.

No, my £1.50 is gone.

Ah,

buying new car with no money.

No, they'll pay me £900

and give me a £500 credit charging card and then put me on £126 a month, 4-year plan.

I'm making money.

How am I today?

I'm hungry.

I watched Asmongold's video about Johnny Somali. Why do I think all these people cheering at him getting 10 years in jail, uh, are kind of sick?

I feel sorry for Johnny.

Yeah, okay, he was a dick and annoyed people, but he didn't hurt anyone.

Like, Crip's dad literally murdered someone in cold blood and got less time. I think the punishment is way too much for what he did. And then you got all these sickos like Asmongold, Atozy, um, the, the what's-his-name legal mindset guy. They're all like, oh yeah, fuck him.

I think these guys are sick, like cheering a mentally ill person possibly getting over a decade of jail time for basically just being a prat.

That's 12 years of your life.

I think they should just fine him like, I don't know, $50K, kick him out of the country, and ban him.

Way too harsh.

He's a human being at the end of the day. We all make mistakes.

Watching Asmongold sitting there snickering Like a little girl pisses me off.

Maybe that's just my hot take.

I mean, people like Logan Paul, Jake Paul, I think they'd done much worse and they didn't get any jail time.

Eh, taking

it way too far.

I hate seeing all these big streamers and YouTubers dogpiling in to get clicks

with their stupid smirking faces.

And the Legal Mindset guy, he's always got this annoying smirk on his face

like he thinks it's so funny.

I don't know.

Come on, do a little pump.

I wonder if Trading212 saw my streams

and then they were like, this guy is being reckless,

making our platform look like a gambling site where people lose loads of money. Maybe I'm like bad publicity for Trading 212.

Like, they think I've actually got 200 viewers watching.

Am I mentally ill? I think like the greed for money and fame messes with your mind

and turns you into a psycho.

I mean, you really do get addicted to it and then you start trying to chase it and it like screws you up.

It really is an addiction. There's no other way to put it,

where you get rewarded for doing dumb stuff and being a dick.

I feel sorry for the future people who are gonna fall into the trap.

And then you realize

your 15 minutes of fame is over, and then you just become really depressed,

and you just have to start trying to let go of it.

This is all just so sad.

I mean, what happened to that TikTok guy called, um, Mizzy? You remember the black guy from London?

He didn't get any jail time. He was literally walking into people's houses and scaring them. I can imagine a gang of teenagers just waltzing into your house. Like, there was a family, a family man with his kids and wife in the house, and Mizzy and his mates just stroll on in

filming it all for TikTok.

How come he didn't get any jail time? I think that's way worse than what Johnny's done.

Why is Bitcoin tanking? Well, everything's tanking.

Government shutdown. Possibly no rate cut in December.

Bye. He got kids and a construction job. What, Mizzy?

I find it hard to believe.

I think if you just can't be a content creator doing it the good way like PewDiePie, then you should just quit. Because your only choice is to be a nuisance to get clicks, and then it's going to catch up with you.

Sure, if you can make good videos,

have a nice audience, then you should stick to it.

But the dark side is very tempting if you don't have what it takes to be a good creator.

I thought I was a good creator, and then I realized all my stuff was just drama. Clickbait.

The number I'm gonna sell what at?

Da da da da.

I don't know about this long.

No,

my £1.50.

Oh.

Where are the Americans at? 6 AM New York time.

We need liquidity.

Oh

yeah,

my back still hurts. Oh, backache is so uncomfortable.

It makes you not want to move. If I don't move, I don't feel the pain.

I'm bored already.

Oh, I'm bored.

Why is it not ripping?

I got 4K views on my last video.

$23, pretty good.

$8.50 on my Fall of Japan video.

I made $14 on my Chris Broad video,

pretty good.

The— oh, something so draining about streaming. I don't know what it is.

It's just so incredibly boring.

Oh yeah,

I don't think

ad rates going up,

they're basically the same as what they've always been.

It's going up, £1.30. Come on, ripping.

I could do 0.29 sells, 0.29 buys, so I'm exactly 50/50 long and short.

I still got this short, I got that short, this short, and that short, and then the mega short down 478.

Oh, buyer.

And then up here I got these 3 longs right at the top.

Maybe I gotta hold them until next year to break even.

Everything's in the way. 55p.

I want to clean my car.

I want to do anything else but this, really.

Oh, 88p, 90p.

Oh, £1.

I'm not gonna ban me.

But that's so dumb. Does Robinhood do that? Because you've had people on Robinhood lose massive amounts of money.

I haven't even lost that much. I lost like a couple thousand,

but I'm making it back.

That's what scalping is. Well, you're not allowed to scalp. Scalping is you take like— you go long, short, long, short, long, short. You take little micro trades. Why aren't you allowed to do that?

It's ridiculous.

Yeah, maybe someone lost a lot of money and sued them.

Yeah, but how is it the platform's fault if you lose money? It's your fault.

No one made you take a trade.

I don't understand how you can blame the platform if you lost money.

The court could say, oh, you didn't put in enough protective measures for your customers.

It's ripping.

I wonder if anyone's been banned from Trading 212. Let me Google it. Banned from Trading 212.

Someone said, for the past couple months I've been getting this message from Trading 212. Based on checks we implemented as part of our consumer duty obligations, we noticed some of your tendencies considered risky financial activity could be applied to your account. Large number of deposits or trades for a short period of time.

Potential loss in your account becoming a large proportion of your declared income.

Large deposits seem to be a theme with brokers banning people.

Maybe I'll update my income.

It's a risk of them getting in trouble with

FCA. I don't remember what I put as my income.

Can you get banned for having too many positions?

I mean,

I was doing like 50 trades a day with that up and down thing. Maybe that's what flagged it. To them.

But I didn't lose money. I've been making money. I got my P&L down. Hundreds of pounds.

I forgot what I set my income as because I signed up back in 2021, 2020.

Oh, my back.

Oh.

I put my annual income as $10K to $24K.

What if I just change that?

Okay, I updated it. I put annual income $25K to $50K. Which is true.

It's ripping.

Really wonder how much I'm gonna make this month with Kick being rubbish now.

I made £3,200 last month. I reckon I'll struggle to make £2K this month.

I lost viewers because I didn't do anything interesting. I didn't go to Japan. I did the 2 things that my viewers hate, which is gaming and stocks.

2 things I vowed to never do because it always dropped my viewership, but I kind of stopped caring.

And then banning people as well.

But I burned myself out by streaming too much.

Because the money was so good.

Come on, where's the ripping?

Everything's tanking.

Up £1.

Uh, £1.20.

For some reason I can't open OnlyFans up,

it just times out.

It seems to do that quite often recently.

At £1.60.

Come on, give me £10.

Up £2.

Yay, up £2.70.

Come on, America, wake up!

All the Wall Street guys probably banging their wives in the morning right now.

I do love banging in the morning the best.

It's just, I don't know, it's like having a A nice cup of coffee wakes you up.

The annoying thing is when you wake up too early next to a woman and she's still sleeping, and then you've got a massive boner and you're like, come on, wake up.

You can't wake them up. Because they might be pissed.

Up to about 90, up to about 50.

No, my £2.90.

Maybe I put some bets on the poly market. That's another way to trade, isn't it?

When will the government shutdown end?

But how can you know that? Before November? After December?

I just don't know when it's going to

reopen unless you have insider information,

which is illegal, isn't it?

Come on, ripping.

Now even my mum's saying there's something wrong with my face, with the black dots. She said, you've been eating too many pot noodles. I've had these black dots my whole life on my face. How have you only just realized?

It's not like they just suddenly appeared overnight one day.

Had them forever.

Come on, rip in.

I feel like taking profit here.

This seems like it's going to struggle to push past this cluster

unless it's gonna barcode all day.

What happened to my Uber Eats? Oh look, be liberal. Oh, that was an hour ago.

I got my Uber Eats back on.

See if that McDonald's pings.

Subway at Langley,

busy.

Ripping.

I'm at £920.

When Tesla? Oh, you just can't get a good Tesla for under $20K.

Yeah, there's $10K and $15K Teslas, but they're rubbish.

Let me see.

TTT Tesla,

cheapest one,

£10,000. Tesla Model 3, 129,000 miles. You're really gonna spend that much money on a car with 129,000 miles?

So if I put mileage under 40— under 50,000 miles,

you're looking at £16K.

And it's a 2021 reg, 2021, 48K miles. Tesla Model 3.

I don't even really think they look that good anymore. I like these Citroën and Peugeot cars more.

Teslas just look a bit plain.

This one looks— 17K. 37,000 miles.

And then the insurance is expensive, and the inside of the car looks so boring.

The inside looks really boring. Where are all the buttons and stuff? It's too simple, it's too minimalistic.

I'm not really that into them anymore.

And 53 kilowatt battery, that's not much more than my Peugeot.

So you got to spend over $20K to get a decent one.

Tesla Model Y, 41,000 miles.

I think it's too expensive. Insurance would be crazy as well.

I think it's classed as like a luxury car,

so it's expensive to insure and repair.

I think my budget would be around £12K, £12-13K entry model

kind of EV.

I don't know what gift to get my girlfriend. I was thinking like, like a bath set with soaps and stuff

with chocolates.

She gave me permission to buy her a gift. I said, I want to get you a gift, is that okay? She said, I guess on special occasions it's fine.

Since she seems to be kind of sensitive about spending money on her.

Oh, £2.89.

Never known a girl to not like having money spent on them.

I haven't bought her a star. But I've been paying for hotels, haven't I? Which I think she feels guilty about.

Come on, Rupin.

I mean, what am I supposed to do if I don't— if I like refuse to pay for hotels, then how are we gonna meet? We're like, okay, you're right, I'm not gonna pay hotels anymore. See you in 2026.

Obviously I want to see her, and this is the only way to do it. How are we gonna do it?

She offered to pay half, but I kept saying no. And if I did let her pay half, she'd be even more broke than she's now, and then she'd be like, oh, I can't pay half.

Can't meet you.

I mean, she's already saying it's— things are tight even without me asking her to pay half the hotel.

And she spent £200 on that, on tickets for that thing we went to with her friend.

I think it's like a guilt thing, like she feels bad for not paying or helping me pay.

I just tell her, oh, it's okay, I'm rich.

I think she'd still feel bad.

How do I convince her not to feel bad?

Although I am kind of broke as well now. Nearly £2,000 in overdraft.

I mean, compared to a lot of these people, I am rich. Like Spanish Girl, for example, doesn't work. Lives off of student loan, lives in like a dormitory. She's got like 6 roommates, has a tiny little like goshiwon flat thing, shared kitchen, shared bathroom.

On paper I do seem rich, like I got a house and I got a car and it doesn't really seem like I'm working a lot.

No, she's studying psycho— psychology.

And Spanish girl couldn't even afford to pay for drinks. I had to pay for everything. I paid for the food, I paid for the shisha, I paid for drinks at the shisha.

She said, oh, I know a free place you could park on the street. And I was like, nah, I'd rather park at the shopping center. It's like £5. I don't care.

But that's cute, you thinking that I care about £5. So, oh wow, £5 savings.

I'd rather not have my car parked on the street, actually.

And some people are so tight with money, like, they don't even want to spend data.

I've got 100 gigabytes data.

You care about £1 trades? Well, yeah, if I'm gonna make £50— if I'm gonna make 50 trades, that's £50.

I don't think you people understand how broke. The majority of people in the UK are like— they live with their parents, parents don't work, they got benefits, they got help pay for the upkeep of the parents, they live in like little terrace townhouse,

they got no car.

People are broke in this country.

They don't want to work. They can't hold a job.

Parents always got some kind of disability. Basically, they're just fucking lazy and don't want to work. So like, oh, I got my back pain. Oh, I got my leg pain. Oh, I got this and I all got that.

The parents live on benefits, and then the kids go like go out and work and give their paycheck to the parents because they can't afford to move out. Or they try and move out and like live with friends or something, it doesn't work out.

They don't invest. They blow all their money on Starbucks and Uber Eats. They don't cook. No one seems to know how to cook.

I spent £6 on mincemeat and chopped tomatoes and I made 6 dinners worth of pasta.

80p a meal. And then these broke people are going out like spending £15, £20 on a meal and then wonder why they're broke. No one knows how to cook anymore.

Oh, I don't know how— oh, I know how to make a sandwich.

Uncle, why can't you just boil some pasta and buy some meat and make a sauce?

Everyone's got excuses, and then if they do get a job, they half-ass it, get fired. That's why this country's going down the toilet. And then you've got all these immigrants desperate to work, willing to put in like 60-hour weeks I mean, 60-hour weeks. Yeah,

and then the English are like, oh, why are there so many immigrants? Because the economy would fall apart if they didn't have the immigrants, because you people were so fucking lazy.

The immigrants are hungry to work and put in the effort. English people are lazy.

They just want to sit in some office and barely do anything, mess around on Facebook.

Oh, not Mood Deuce. Go away, I don't like you.

We're not friends anymore.

Mudeus wrote hate comments about me on YouTube. Don't think I didn't notice.

Why can't we see a number anymore? I don't know, they changed the website. It used to be up here, now I've got click here. There it is, 920.

Oh yeah, sure, you worked at finance. What did you do? Stock the vending machines at Lloyds Bank?

Make coffee for the seniors?

Yeah, I worked in engineering at my dad's company. I made tea and coffee for the office.

Didn't realize I got so many high-flying finance bros in my audience making $200K a year.

Yeah, sure you are.

Come on, rip it.

Up £1.70.

Yeah, and everyone's depressed and everyone's on meds. Oh God, so many people on meds. Anti-depression, anti-anxiety. Anti this, anti that. I'm not on anything and I'm fine, and people think I'm weird.

I got a can-do attitude and Optimism,

and I don't give up.

Been doing trading for 5 years, still didn't give up. Don't care how much I lose.

One day I'll figure this out and I'll be rich.

And then you'll see

that you can become a profitable trader, that you can teach yourself how to do it.

One day you'll believe me. I don't expect you to believe me now, but one day I'll prove you wrong,

and then you'll be signing up to my $100 a month Discord

You're witnessing the birth of a trading guru.

Come back in 5 years, I'll be making tens of pounds instead of just pounds.

Yeah, maybe it's delusion, but you got to be delusional to succeed. I mean, look at Elon Musk. Who the hell wakes up in the morning going, I want to fly rockets to Mars?

You got to be deluded.

That's part of what you need to make it work.

Oh God, tanking.

Time is 11:50. Hey,

I'm more like Elon Musk than you are. You're just negative. That's why you'll not succeed in life with that attitude.

Keep on hating.

People told Steve Jobs iPhone will fail.

Microsoft mocks the iPhone for not having physical buttons.

People mocked electric cars. Now look at Elon Musk, richest man in the world.

111. Might do one more hour, then break for lunch.

There's been no Uber Eats popping up.

No, tanking! I lost it all.

No, my £3.

Shit.

Not hiding the account balance. It's there.

It just stopped showing up here for some reason.

Very weird.

Come on, ripping.

America should be waking up soon. 7 AM.

Rip it!

Yes, £1.

Rip it.

Ah, no,

rip it.

Very flat.

Oh God,

no,

I

should have taken the £3.

Maybe I'll make a clickbait video pretending my mum's new car is my new car.

Maybe I'll buy that electric Citroën C4. Heated seats, heated steering wheel,

bigger boot size.

Fit all those McDonald's from Uber Eats in.

No, no,

she traded in her car. She spent £200 part exchange to get a Citroën.

Can't drive a bigger car. It's not bigger, it's higher up and 30 centimeters longer. It's, it's like this much longer. Imagine a 30 centimeter ruler, that's how much longer it is.

It's not a bus,

it's just got bigger wheels and it's higher up and it's slightly longer.

No.

Ah.

Ah.

Come on, bounce.

Why is what red?

Oh, the background. I put a Fibonacci.

I put this Fibonacci so it's green there and red there and blue here, blue there, red there, purple there.

It shows different areas of the

Fibonacci. Come on, rip it.

I don't really want to be in this long anymore.

Get me out. I'll take the £1.

Rip it.

Oh, rip it.

It's spasming.

Rip it.

No,

no,

no.

I think I last about 20 to 30 minutes. Is that good or bad?

I feel like after 20 minutes I should start wrapping it up.

Ripping.

Come on, ripping,

ripping.

Ah.

Longest I've gone, I think first time I did it I went for like 2 hours.

It's like an hour at least,

and if I'm high I do it for like 50 minutes. It's like never-ending.

Come on, rip it.

Spasming. And when I'm high, I can endlessly pump without nutting, and I have to start thinking, I probably should nut soon. And then I kind of have to put effort into nutting.

Rip it.

Why no ripping? Uber Eats, £8 McDonald's. Wow,

only £8.

Ripping. Whoa, ripping.

What sleeping girlfriend? I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on, rip him.

Why,

why no ripping?

You mean the French girlfriend? You're completely twisting the story.

She said no, Daniel, because I came too quickly, and then she had to finish herself off. Stop twisting the story, you fucking idiot.

You don't get to rewrite the story to suit your agenda.

Apologize now or ban.

Tell the story correctly or else you're fucking banned.

Don't fucking change the story,

you fucking wench.

She was disappointed because I finished too quickly, not because she didn't want me to do it.

Come on, rip in.

Oh.

Damn it, I wish I took my £3.

Come on, let me out. 50p

ripping.

Ripping,

ripping,

ripping.

Ripping,

ripping. 50p stop loss.

I'm out. 55p profit.

Well, better than losing money.

But market's too weak.

Should have taken £3.

Well, no one ever went broke taking profit.

I'm gonna be back for a couple weeks and then I've got to go meet my girlfriend for her birthday.

We've got to find a gift.

I'm thinking like a bath spa set with some chocolates and a card.

Not too, not too expensive. £7.64 McDonald's.

Turn it off.

I said I won't go overboard, I'll just get you a— can I get you a simple gift? She said okay.

I don't see a trade here. Could go either way.

Could go short there or long from there, but not right in the middle.

I really want to get rid of this short. It's still down £22.

I'm at 9286, 92086, 921.

Am I going back to YouTube? Hmm, I'm gonna start easing back into YouTube, I think. I'm thinking day stream on Kick for trading, and then after dinner YouTube stream for a few hours.

Kick's paying £5 an hour now.

That's rubbish.

Yeah, I really should move out. I hate living there as well. I don't even want to be there. I feel so miserable in that house.

It's costing me so much for nothing.

The only thing I like about it is it makes me feel good, like I can brag. It's like a humble brag, isn't it,

that I can have my own place?

But on Friday I'm gonna be in overdraft £1,900

and Kick money's drying up. It would take me weeks to make Kick money to pay the overdraft.

That's why I'm thinking of trading my car in, because it'll give me 900 cash and a new car, and they'll give me a £500 Electroverse charging card.

£500 is a lot, do a lot of charging.

That would— that would last me Because it cost me £22 to drive to her at Instavolt.

5 times, I can drive to her like 25 times.

If I see her twice a month, that will last me 2 years.

2 years of free driving.

I was looking at the electric Citroën C4.

It's quite nice. It's got the same range as my Peugeot, but it's got heated seats, heated steering wheel. It's got higher, higher seating because it's like a crossover SUV saloon car. It looks nicer, it's got more premium interior,

and it's not all bashed up yet.

And they offered me £6,500 for my Peugeot. Maximum deposit on the PCP is 40%, so they'd give me back £900 cash.

10% interest rate, £6,000 balloon payment. But he said I don't have to buy the car at the end, I can just swap it out for a new car.

£126 a month PCP plan. I put down my Peugeot as a deposit, £5,000.

£600 deposit, get £900 in cash plus the £500 Electraverse card, and I'll just pay £126 a month and I have a new car.

It's a 2023 September reg.

Get a better car. Like, what? You can't really get an electric car with a bigger battery than 50 kilowatts unless you spend like £30K on something like a Polestar or a Tesla Model Y.

You just can't get better range for that price range. A £12K EV is unfortunately gonna have 50 kilowatt range, 50 kilowatt capacity.

The only other choice is you just get a petrol car.

Why buy a new car? I just said, because I'll get £900 back cash, a £500 Electraverse card,

and I'll get a nicer car than my Peugeot.

It's not that much bigger, it's 30 centimeters longer.

I mean, sometimes I have gotten in tight spaces and I was able to squeeze out thanks to my Peugeot being small, but 30 centimeters is like that much. Is it really going to make a difference?

And yeah, there's a £12,000 Citroën C4 petrol With twin exhausts, but it's manual. I don't want to drive manual, and it's got like an old-school handbrake, which I don't like, where you like holding the button and pull it up. I don't like that.

And they got a 17K 2024 petrol manual C4. That's too much money.

And then if I move out of my house,

easily be able to pay that £126 a month. Also, car insurance is way cheaper on that C4. I got a quote of £450 a year car insurance. I'm paying £860 for mine.

And also heated seats are way more energy efficient than blowing the aircon with hot air.

The problem is the windscreen mists up. I don't think the heated seat would do that. Why can't I have a heated windscreen?

It's so annoying when it fogs up. I need to clean my wipers. When I wipe from the rain, it smears up the window.

And then me, my mum, Dave Gibson, we'll have Citroëns. Citroën gang.

VIX going down. Maybe I'll go long again.

It did bounce pretty hard off this.

Go long, 10 units, take profit there.

Or maybe that—

up 14p,

lost it all.

Up 8p.

Up 24p.

And also the C4 looks like a proper car, not like a little toy car like my one.

Up 47p.

Up 57p.

Up 64p. Oh.

Up 50 feet.

Upstage 2 feet.

Got nose hair.

A

50p.

Up 62p. Rip it.

No, rip it.

26 minutes and then lunch break.

Car looks really nice though. Look at it,

doesn't it look nice?

Although it doesn't have a rear wiper for the rear window,

so how am I supposed to see if it rains? That's kind of weird,

unless it's hidden.

I don't understand why they don't coat the windows with hydrophobic spray. By default.

I bought some hydrophobic spray, it didn't do anything.

I quite like white. I like the white and black contrast. They had an all-black C4 as well. Maybe I just learn to drive manual.

Can't be that hard. I passed my test in a manual,

but I'm scared of them.

Up £1.

It's used. I'm not buying a brand new car, that'd be ridiculous.

What does my mum think? She offered me— she offered me like 7K to buy the car outright without a PCP.

And then she said, tell the salesman how much money you owe me now. I said $17,000, $18,000. Then I owe her, what, $25,000?

Oh my God, what was that?

Yeah, no one buys a brand new car. Stupid. Of course she— I mean, her C3 had one previous owner, I think.

Who the hell buys a brand new car? With no previous owners. What can the new car, the current

car can't do. It's got heated seats, heated steering wheel. It's got a heads-up visual display that projects your speed on the wind mirror—

on the windscreen. It's got higher up ride. It's got bigger wheels, smoother suspension.

For fuck's sake, why is it going down?

And it looks really cool,

like a proper car.

Look.

Looks cool, doesn't it?

Oh, for God's sake, I lost my profit again.

I should have taken the £1.

At first he offered me 6K for the car and I was like, I'll think about it. And he goes, okay, we can do 6,500. I should have said, uh, what about 7,000?

Come on, rip it!

Oh, getting into cars is expensive hobby, isn't it?

You always get the grass is greener thing, don't you, where you want this other car.

Uh, down £1.

Well, yeah, obviously they make more money on finance because they're charging interest. Why would I not understand that?

Why would they make less money when they're charging interest?

Pretty obvious. Are you calling me stupid? Do you want to get banned, Star?

Apologize now for insulting my intelligence.

Dante got banned for saying that I didn't understand what sitting on cash is. Not so smart mouth anymore, is he?

That's what you get.

Insult my intelligence. Think you're so fucking smart, but you're not smart enough to realize that I'll fucking ban you, bitch.

Fuck around, find out.

Imagine thinking I've never heard of the term sitting on cash after I've been investing for 5 years.

Oh God, tanking

down £2.

I can make it go green by changing the time frame. Genius.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

In from?

Come on, ripping! Should have sold there,

missed out on £1.

Yep, Kick warned me, stop banning my viewers,

it's not good for stream interaction.

Fuck you, Kick.

I'm hungry, my stomach keeps rumbling. I've got 15 minutes left until lunch break.

Yeah, Kick's annoying. Can't do this, can't do that,

can't not talk.

How about you just let me do whatever the fuck I want, idiot? Can't sleep stream.

Can't gamble either unless it's on Stake.com.

Said no gambling because they don't know— they don't want you to advertise their competitors. I guess.

What am I doing now? I'm investing and doing stocks. It's not gambling. It's not a casino website like roulette or slots.

13 minutes. Come on, I'm hungry. I want bacon, hash brown, and eggs.

Yeah, I should add poly markets to Trading212.

The successful traders actually, they bet on poly markets to make their money. Like, oh, you're gonna bet is interest rate is gonna go below 2% or stay above 2%.

The current bet is when is the government shutdown gonna end. 65% of people are betting it will end after 16th of November.

No, I didn't finish Shogun. How many seasons are there? We're on episode 4.

John banged Buntaro's wife, and then he got drunk and started shooting arrows at her.

Only one season? But the show came out years ago. Did they cancel it? I thought there was like 4 seasons already.

Sometimes the scenes don't make any sense. Like when the Spanish guy was marooned on the rocks and they go down to save him, but then the samurai guy falls, so they get another rope and they pull the samurai guy back up, but they didn't bring the Spanish guy up. I thought the whole point of him going down

was so he could grab the Spanish guy. He went down and then came back alone, and then they cut the scene, and then magically Spanish guy was back. And then John's crew just like disappears. I don't even know if they show up again later. Probably all dead now. And then Toranaga is supposed to be like a prisoner

in Osaka Castle, and he just slips out so easily by hiding in the carriage thing. And they didn't even— well, they were gonna check, but then John starts screaming.

I like this scene when they blow the samurai up with the cannons. It's like guts and meat smeared everywhere.

Dick move. All those decades of training with the sword just to get blown to bits by cannonball.

Where's the honor? Yeah, but where's the honor in chucking a guy hogtied into a boiling pot of water?

Come on, down £2.

I also, I want to watch the Star Wars Disney show Andor. Looks quite cool. I saw one, I saw a few scenes. One, the little ships like spinning around with lightsabers coming out of it.

It looks quite gritty.

Good thing she's got a Disney account.

Ripping. 9 minutes until lunch.

Ripping.

Ripping them with tankin', then we're ripping them with tankin', ripping them with tankin', then we're ripping them with tankin'.

What rape scene in Andor? That's a bit dark.

Ripping them with tanking, ripping them with tanking, ripping them with tanking, ripping them with tanking,

tanking, then we're ripping, ripping, then we're tanking, tanking, then we're whipping, whipping, then we're dunking.

Ripping them with the— ripping them with tanking.

Uh, 7 minutes. Come on, I want lunch.

My stomach's

rumbling.

Not being good with the lungs today.

6 minutes 40 seconds.

See you back at 2 PM.

I used my new Tesla membership 2 days ago.

Cost me £13.50 to charge 34 kilowatts.

It's about 40p per kilowatt. Pretty good.

38 minutes at this— at the Supercharger. I was falling asleep.

Have a little nap whilst you charge. Membership, £90 a year, so £7.50 a month, and I've already saved £4.50.

So, oh God, save is another £3 next time I use a Supercharger, and I've broken even on the membership. Pays for itself.

Yeah, it took you 2 minutes but cost you 5 times more than charging.

Well, ripping.

You don't value your time? Not really. It's not like I'm so busy where I'm losing all this money because I'm sitting at a charger for 40 minutes. And maybe if I was like a busy businessman where time is money, but I, I Better off sacrificing my time to save money than using my time to make money.

Stop having sex for 10 years? No thanks. It's like telling a fat person to stop eating McDonald's for 10 years.

What's the point of living?

Come on,

ripping! 3 minutes 30 seconds and I'm out of here. Lunchtime.

3 hours streaming, that's £15.

Bet you're so jealous.

It's $22, 3 hours work.

I've driven 17,000 miles in petrol. That would have cost thousands of pounds in petrol. I've probably spent £500 charging.

Now I traded in my car when I was charging.

I didn't trade, I just monitored my trade.

Come on, ripping!

VIX is going down. Market should be ripping.

Gotta wait for America to wake up.

Give me a big fat greenie.

2 minutes.

1 minute 45 seconds.

It is kind of annoying. It seems like whenever I need cash, my investments tank,

because now it's not— I can't really sell anything because nothing's at good take-profit zones.

It happened last time as well when I needed to pay off my credit card.

1 minute 5 seconds.

59 seconds.

Ripping them with tanking. Forty seconds.

Gonna make bacon, eggs, make make make make make some toast.

Twenty-five seconds. God, each second goes so slowly.

20 seconds.

15 seconds. Prepare for ejection.

10 seconds.

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. I'm free.