my Last month in Thailand [3Lt-BxIbYuY]

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Okay, I got time for one maybe

4-hour stream today.

I thought I was gonna go out today with my

girlfriend, but then she said Her friend's

coming too, so I said, actually, I don't

want to go then. Boring.

What's the point?

She went to some kind of fashion shopping

center. I don't know.

I got all ready and showered and dressed

thinking we're gonna go, just 2 of us,

and then she says, oh, my friend's coming.

Yeah, I know exactly what's gonna happen

if I went because I've met her friends and

family before and it's always really

boring because they don't, they don't

talk. The only one that talks is her

sister. So I go along and

I just end up sitting there staring at my

shoe. So I

thought I'd stream instead. Hang out with

you guys. Was she

upset you didn't go? I don't know. She

said let's go out and I said okay.

Boring. I just end up following them

behind whilst they talk in Thai. I don't

know what they're saying.

This one time last year I met her friend

And the— I didn't even say anything, not

even one word to the friend. I just sat

there on my own.

Such a waste of time.

Whatever. Don't need friends,

got you guys.

Watching now on my new Vision Pro.

Really? You got a Vision Pro?

$3,500. I watched Marques Brownlee's

video about it. It looks so boring. It

looks like it does exactly what the Oculus

Quest does from Facebook. How is

it any different? You just sit there,

you've got floating web browsers and

stuff. Oh, you could do FaceTime with

people. Wow. As if you can't already

do that just with a phone.

It's like the most boring

piece of tech I've ever seen.

I really don't see the point of VR.

It's just like real life. Like in real

life right now, I got a screen in front of

me. I can move it around. I can touch it.

In VR, you got a floating screen,

but you gotta wear this stupid headset and

it messes up your hair, and then it, it

makes these marks appear on your cheeks

because it's heavy and all this sweat

comes out. Yeah,

VR, AR, same thing. Whatever.

VR's so boring. The only good thing about

VR was playing Beat Saber. I was really

into VR when Mida was at my house. I got

the HTC Vive. And then I got the Oculus

Quest. It's kind of cool and

gimmicky, but after a while you get fed up

with it. You just go back to your phone or

your computer. I don't want to wear a

thing on my head.

It would be cool when it's really small,

like a It's just like a plastic lens that

goes over your glasses and goes clip,

magnetically attaches, and then you're in

VR. But I don't know how they would do

that. I don't know why they're so big.

Surely the little chip thing is tiny.

The battery, you need like a cable. Just

have a cable that comes out of it.

The problem is the battery. Either it

needs to be wired or it's wireless, but

then it needs a big battery.

You're a noob in Palworld? I got bored of

it. Leveling up in Palworld is so boring.

The best way to level up is by going out

and capturing pals, but then you gotta

make loads of balls. Killing stuff is a

very slow way of leveling, so I end up

just messing around.

I don't even know what I'm doing, to be

honest. I just run around trying to find

powers I don't have yet. Gets pretty

boring. I unlocked the

handgun, it's not very interesting.

I tried breeding stuff, but the breeding

thing kept glitching. They kept walking

out the breeding pen, had to keep putting

putting them back in. I think they fixed

Yeah, the Vision Pro just seems boring. I

don't know what I'd do with it apart from

watch you know what. That was the only

good thing, fun thing I did with the

Oculus Quest. I watched you know what when

I was single. I think that's probably the

closest thing you can get to the real

thing on your own. Maybe combine

it with a love doll, which I did when my

mum went to work. I got my love doll out

and I put on the VR headset. It was pretty

realistic actually, but then, oh my god,

the cleanup and the mess you make

afterwards is so annoying. So you finish,

everything's sticky, you take off the

headset, put put it down somewhere and

then pull out and then wipe up and then

take the love doll to the sink and wash

it. So annoying. And then an hour later or

so you feel like doing it again, you've

got to get it all out again, and then you

finish and you've got to put it all away

again. Oh my god, such a mess. I mean,

such a fuss faffing around.

That's like really dedicated level of

self-enjoyment.

I'm thinking of selling my laptop. I found

a way to stream on my phone. It's called

Prism Studio, and I did a test stream,

and I can get the stream to look basically

exactly like this with widgets and text.

So I don't think I need the laptop. For

streaming. I only need the laptop for 2

things: streaming and gaming. And I

don't know if I really want gaming that

much. So I've been playing a lot of Tekken

8, and it kind of just makes me

miserable. The more I play it, I feel

really bad. I get annoyed because I keep

losing, and then even if I win, I don't

really feel like I earned the win. I feel

like I just cheesed it. And then even if I

win, so what? What did I actually win? I

didn't win anything. My financial

situation hasn't gotten better. I don't

feel better in life. Didn't win anything,

really. You put in all these hours to try

and win some stupid game, and you feel

like you've won, but you haven't actually

won anything. So I don't know.

The problem is I can't find anyone to buy

the damn laptop. People keep messaging me

saying, oh, is it still available? I say

yes. And then they don't reply back. Is it

because I'm replying in English? Maybe if

I replied in Thai. They just

ignored me. Check out my YouTube channel

if you tits on making professional Japan

content. Oh, thanks.

No, I hate real Nishida. Oh wait, let me

check my PayPal before you PayPal donate

again. Because I had to make a new PayPal.

I want to see if it's working. Oh, it's

working! I got the money. So I had this

big problem a few days ago. You know, I'm

paying £30 a month for my unlimited data

UK SIM. I have to find a way to cancel

that. The problem is my PayPal and my UK

bank is connected to it. So I tried

removing the phone number from my PayPal,

and then I got locked out my PayPal. And

then it said, use facial verification to

log back in. And I tried, it said, show

your driving license and then show your

face. And then it kept saying verification

failed. So I can't log into my PayPal. So

I made a new PayPal,

but I couldn't use my Thai phone number

for some reason. It only let me use my UK

number. So I had to use my UK number

again. So I didn't achieve anything. But

the good news is I made a new PayPal. And

yeah, I got the money. Let me see if I can

actually withdraw it to

my Revolut. I think it's fine. It's pretty

easy to make a new PayPal. You just enter

a new email address, enter phone number,

link a bank. How do I withdraw it?

Withdraw.

Withdraw now. I was worried

it might not work properly, but it seems

like it's fine. Yeah, I got it straight

away in my Revolut. Wow, so fast.

Yeah, so PayPal is fine.

But then I contacted my SIM card person,

chat person. I said to them, Can I cancel

my plan? They said no, I can't. If I

cancel my plan, I lose my phone number.

So I said, okay, what is the cheapest plan

I can change to? They gave me a new plan,

£12 a month, 12GB light

data plan. So I'm still paying £12 a

month, but that's better than £30 a month,

I guess. I don't know why I got unlimited

data. I think I got it back in 2019 when I

didn't care about money because I was so

rich making all this money off YouTube,

didn't really care about £30 a month. I

got unlimited data because I thought,

yeah, I'm not going back to Japan, I'm in

the UK, I'm going on dates, I need data

when I'm out and about. But I didn't

really need unlimited data, I could just

go on like 10 gigabyte plan a month.

The only reason you'd need unlimited data

is is if you're gonna do live streaming.

I'm pretty sure at the time I wasn't

planning to do live streaming outside, so

it's kind of weird why I got unlimited

data plan in the first place.

Also, I couldn't change my phone number on

my bank account because I think it needs

to be a UK number, so it's kind

How is it instant? I don't know, I got the

PayPal money just now and then I just sent

it to my Revolut and I got it already.

So I've been in Thailand for how many

months? A year and a half.

16 months. I've been paying £30 a month.

That's like £500 that I've been paying for

nothing because I can't even use the data

because I'm not in the UK. What do you

have to do in 4 hours? Well, that's when

my girlfriend said she'll be back. I told

her to come back later because I'll do a

stream, so maybe she'll come back late.

She came back really late yesterday. Like

11 PM. She was with friends.

She's been meeting friends a lot recently.

Yeah, I really hate SMS verification.

It's so annoying.

Stupid bank needs to send me codes on it,

and then PayPal Needs to be linked to a

phone number. Hate it.

Really annoying.

I guess £12 a month is fine. I need

some data anyway when I go back to the UK,

you know, in case I need to order an Uber

I won't be back in the UK until June, I

think, unless I try and extend my Japan

stay and don't go to my sister's wedding.

I still don't know if my sister would be

upset if I don't come. I'm kind of scared

who's gonna be at the wedding. I don't

think Victoria is gonna be at the wedding.

She was at my dad's funeral, but that's

because her dad was like best friends with

my dad. I don't think they'd come to the

wedding. It's not like they're close with

my sister. We weren't invited to their

weddings. Her sister's wedding. She's got

2 sisters that had 2 weddings. Didn't

invite us. So screw them.

Who else would be at the wedding I'd be

awkward about around?

I know some of my Malaysian relatives are

going to be there. Australian uncle and

auntie are going to be there.

Is she hot? I don't know. I haven't seen

Victoria since I was 20,

but I had a massive crush on her. She was

like, I don't know, like Asian girl next

door kind of crush you have when you're a

teenager. Last time I saw her was just

before I went to Japan for the first time,

but I didn't really get a good look

because I was kind of shy and I just ate

No idea what she looks like now. Maybe she

got fat. Maybe if I didn't make a stupid

video about her and she didn't block me,

I'd be able to see her new pictures.

Who will give her away?

I don't know. Brothers don't usually give

away the sister. It's usually the dad or

like an uncle. I don't know.

She didn't talk to me about it, so I'm

guessing I'm not gonna give her away.

Such a weird phrase. Like, give her away,

like she's a— like an animal, like a

product to be breeded.

I don't like that word. Give, give her

away.

Someone signed up to Revolut using my

link, but you haven't made any purchases

yet. I don't know if you're here. It says,

it says you've signed up, added money,

and ordered a physical card, but you

haven't made the purchases. You've got to

make 3 purchases of at least £5, and then

I'll get my reward. Imagine I get £200.

That'd be crazy. I gotta make a video

trying to get you guys to sign up to it.

Even if 5 of you sign up to it, it's just

a lot of steps Revolut makes you take.

Come on, it's only £15. You don't lose

anything. It's free to sign up to Revolut.

You get the free membership, you get the

free card. Actually, I think you gotta pay

for the card. I think it's like £5.

And then just make 3 purchases. Just buy

like coffee a couple times with your card,

and then I might get £200 as a reward.

I'd be loaded.

Support the American— shut up, Australian

Demonetized. Same thing's happening every

day now. Every stream I get demonetized

during the stream, and then I end it, and

then within about half an hour it goes

green, which is good. But it'd be nice if

it'd be green during the stream.

Make a random account look at Victoria's

socials. I'm pretty sure she set it to

friends only or private now.

So what do you think about selling the

laptop? I can't get a good price. I've

sold— I've listed it as 40,000 baht. I

bought it 54,000 baht. So I would lose

like £300. But I can still sell

it for like £1,000. If I sell laptop, I

lose. The ability to game.

I think streaming, I can just do that on

my phone without too much problems. Prism

Studio seems pretty good.

Also, I think streaming is not really an

issue. It's just gaming. Do I really want

gaming or do I want £1,000?

Also, if I get rid of the laptop,

My backpack becomes 1.6 kg lighter.

I'm streaming from my laptop today.

My backpack— I did a backpack test and it

currently weighs about 5 kg with the

laptop. Without the laptop, I can get it

down to like 3.5 kg. Imagine traveling to

Japan with 3 kg backpack. Never been done

before. I would be the ultimate minimalist

traveler. All I would have is my 2 phones.

Well, 3 phones. I haven't even charged my

iPhone for weeks. Don't even use it

anymore. Why do you want to sell the

laptop? Number one, I want my money back.

I want £1,000. Number 2, I want to get a

lighter backpack, 3 kg backpack. And

number 4, I want to live out my fantasy of

traveling with only a phone.

It's my dream to go through airport

security and not have to take anything out

of my bag. Also,

I feel like I'm wasting my life playing

Tekken all day. Such an annoying game. It

sucks you in. You want to get good at it,

so you like spend hours and hours on the

practice mode. And then I tried online

again and I actually improved, didn't get

bounced up and down like a basketball the

whole match. The trick is,

don't— when the match begins, don't rush

forwards and try to spam attacks. Always

step back and like try and scope

out your enemy, see if they're good or

not. Get a sense for their movements. So I

always step back and maybe do some

sidesteps, like get a feel for your

opponent, and then do some jabs, see what

their defense is like. You got to approach

the game tactically. I was a noob and I

was just like rushing in trying to spam my

combos, and that's like a gambling

mentality. Sometimes it works, sometimes

it doesn't. Against a skilled opponent,

that will never work because skilled

players, they always step back and guard.

To like get an idea of what you like.

So it's pretty fun on a tactical level,

but then you end up just wasting all day

playing it. So you got to like put some

jabs in, test the defenses. If you feel

like there's an opening or a weak point,

then maybe go for a big move. I found

a new move with Lily. Where you, you spin

back and then you go in for a low crusher

kick, and then you can combine that with

an uppercut and launch them. And then I do

like a special attack. I can do a 3-move

combo and do like 50 damage, 55 damage.

But I don't know how you bounce them and

then you keep juggling them in the air

with little jabs. I don't know how to do

that yet. I can bounce them and do one

combo, like a 2-3 move combo, but then I

lose them. They get back up. The really

skilled players will bounce you and then

they'll just keep jabbing and jabbing,

doing low kicks to keep you up in the air,

and you'll never get up until you've lost

like half your health. That's what you

gotta master. But I feel

like that's such a lame way to play. I

don't like to play like that. I like to

give my enemy a chance to get up at least.

Not just cheese them with little lower

jabs. I hate Victor.

Victor's so annoying. He does all these

little pistol whips and little jabs. And I

hate Harorang, or whatever his name is. I

don't understand him. He's Korean, but his

name is Harorang. It's not a Korean name.

He's really annoying as well. He's got

these really quick kicks. That Lily— Lily

has the slowest kicks in the game. You got

to do jabs and only do kicks when you've

got distance. I really hate Harol

Wang. I hate Jin. He does those stupid— I

hate Devil Jin with these lasers. He'll

just like low kick you, uppercut, and

laser you.

Even when you're down, he'll do like an

aerial laser. So lame.

People all play the same characters. All

you ever go up against is Jhin, Viktor,

King, maybe some Hurra Wangs.

There's like 20 characters in the game and

everyone plays the same character.

Barely— I haven't come up against any

other Lillies.

No one plays Yoshimitsu. No one plays—

there's some Reinas. Reina is

probably the easiest one I have to fight

against. Victor is most annoying. Jin is

probably the most common. I don't know why

he plays Jin. He's such a boring

character.

No one plays as Bear or Kuma. It's funny,

Kuma in Japanese means bear, but in

English it sounds like Kuma.

Cracks me up.

Well, what else am I gonna do if I'm not

playing games? I want to be productive and

do work, but what is my work exactly?

Making these stupid YouTube videos.

Did you like my last video?

Surprisingly, a lot of people watched

until the end and typed banana pancake.

Yeah, you got pretty good watch time since

I'm working now. This is my job.

Only 30 days left until Japan, guys.

I really hope it's not going to be like

last time. Last time was miserable. No,

this time is not going to be like last

time. Hated it last time. All the biking

and then the slum hotels. We spent way too

much time in the slum area. No, I'm not

doing that again. No bikes, no slum

hotels.

Yeah, I got money for Japan. It's already

paid. I already paid the tickets, paid my

flights, paid for a few hotels.

Just need food.

I am thinking we IRL stream and then we

just clip stuff for videos because the

stupid old Japanese man got 14K views,

and I'm thinking why don't we just do that

again, get clips

and post it as a video.

The problem is copyright music really

screws me up. Any shop you go into is

gonna have copyright music. Really

annoying. If, if Japan wants

to stop streamers, just play copyright

music everywhere.

Streamers' biggest enemy.

The problem with the bike streams is

people didn't watch it very long. They got

really low watch time, which means the ads

were really low.

So people were clicking it out of

interest, but they weren't staying around.

I'm not sure what to do in Japan. I don't

know. I don't want to do IRL. I don't like

IRL. It's expensive. Stream keeps

disconnecting. It looks rubbish. It's

tiring. Also, I don't want weirdos to come

and snipe me. I was kind of worried last

time some weirdo might come snipe me. It

would just be weird. Like, what do they

want to do? They want to hang out? If we

hung out, it would be weird.

I don't want to like start going up to

girls and chatting to girls on the street.

Being a creep. If I do do that,

I don't want to do it on stream.

I'd only get attention by being a creep

to girls on the street. It's not the kind

of attention you want.

I don't really know what I'm going to do

in Japan.

No idea.

Maybe like life in Japan when you're

broke series. How to live

in Japan when you're broke. How to live in

Japan on $500 a month.

I keep having this dream recently where

I'm driving a car and I keep crashing it.

It's really weird.

It's like I'm driving the car, but I don't

have control over it. It keeps swerving

left and right.

Blood Bucket can introduce you to all

kinds of weirdos. But the problem is that

they're probably her friends, and then if

I trash talk them, she would be upset. So

I can't trash talk them.

I'd have to like pretend to be nice. So

she probably wouldn't introduce me to her

friends because she would think I'm gonna

trash talk them, which I tend to trash

talk everyone I meet,

which is why no one wants to meet me

anymore. I can be nice if

I really have to.

Snipe Ice Poseidon again. He doesn't even

stream anymore, and when he does stream,

he just has a cameraman following him

around whilst he talks to his friends.

You notice after Ice bought his house and

got the Kick deal for millions, he just

changed. You want your old room?

Oh, thanks. Um,

not really.

It would be kind of depressing if I went

back to the guest house though and I got

my old room back. Oh, did you see Chris

Broad's new video? He went back to his

apartment that he stayed in, his first

ever apartment when he was an English

teacher, and there's some American young

guy there now. He invited Chris to come

over. And then

Chris said, I was paying ¥12,000 and

now you're paying ¥6,000. How is that

possible with inflation? Doesn't Chris

know Japan doesn't have inflation? Japan

has deflation or stagflation.

Chris lived in Japan for like 12 years.

He knows nothing about Japan. It just kind

of proves that I had some stupid troll on

Twitter trying to troll me saying, Oh,

you only lived in Japan for 2 years?

That's basically a tourist. You know

nothing about Japan. No, idiot.

Just because you live in Japan for like

10, 20 years doesn't mean you know about

Japan. You could only live in Japan for 1

year, but you spend a lot of time studying

economics and watching Japanese content,

and you would know more about Japan than

some, I don't know, gaijin who lived there

for decades who Who lives in a gaijin

bubble? I mean, look at suspenders. He

lived in Japan for eight years, and all he

can say is "ちょっと待ってね." He can barely say

anything in Japanese. He knows nothing

about Japan. He lived there for eight

years. Chris lived there for twelve years,

and he doesn't even know what "小さい顔" is.

I mean, small face in Japan. He doesn't

even know what small face in Japanese is.

Chris recently did a podcast with his

friend Pete. And they were talking about

how baffled they are by the small face

thing. You've been living there for 12

years. You still don't understand small

face. He was like, I don't understand what

small face is. Apparently it's attractive

to have a small face. Duh. How is it

attractive to have a massive blockhead?

How, how do you not notice yet that a lot

of Asian people have massive blockheads

and Within Asia, that is extremely

unattractive. So when they see someone

with a small face, they are amazed by it,

by your attractive small face. I don't

know why Chris is so baffled by this after

12 years there.

Some, some of the Asian people I met at

the guest house have massive heads.

Even my chlamydia girlfriend, she had a

massive head as well. We couldn't take

photos together because she was so

embarrassed at the difference of size of

our heads. So yeah, that person is an

idiot saying I know nothing about Japan

because I only lived there for 2 years. I

know more about Japan than most people.

There's nothing you can say about Japan

that I don't know. Destroy you with

my Japan knowledge.

Yeah, it's sad with Ice now. He made his

millions, he doesn't have to care anymore,

and it shows. After lockdown COVID ended

and he was in Japan doing the subathon,

you could really tell he had the hunger

and he was working really hard to rebuild

his streaming career. And that's why it

was so good. No Kick, no stupid gambling

streams, just pure on his own.

No stupid cameraman, no stupid ideas

like, I'm gonna get 10 people in a house

and watch them go crazy. I hate these

weird ideas he has. I like it when he's

just streaming himself on his own. In a

foreign country talking to the locals.

Now it's just he's coming up with these

stupid ideas trying to be the next MrBeast

or something. I don't like

it.

The Japan subathon was so good. I was

hooked watching all of it every day. I

probably watched the entire subathon every

minute. Oh no, I think there was a time

when I was in Vietnam and I stopped

watching, and he was in Hokkaido,

and I got a bit bored, and I was busy in

Vietnam. Yeah, I got bored

as well when he left Thailand. I was

hoping he'd do more streams in Japan, but

he kept getting swatted, and then he went

to Australia. I didn't watch any of the

Australia stuff. It's boring. Australia

looks so boring.

I felt— I actually felt kind of lonely and

sad when they all left Thailand. I felt

like, you know that feeling when you stay

at a guesthouse and then you make friends

and it's great and then all your friends

leave and you're left there all alone?

That's what it felt like, which is weird

because it's not like I was friends with

them or anything.

I felt like maybe I could be part of the

streaming gang. That didn't

last long. I got exposed and everyone

hated me straight away. Not even a day

went by and I got cancelled.

You stood there like a weirdo. Well, I

didn't know what to say. I went there and

they all just started attacking me about

cheating and, I don't know, girlfriend

stuff.

I didn't want to talk about stupid

cheating and girlfriend stuff and ex-wife

stuff. Kept going on and on

about it. So boring. Yeah, I cheated,

whatever, who cares?

It's not interesting. Men cheat all the

time, women cheat all the time.

And then they called me an old man, which

was kind of insulting. You know what I

hate? You ever notice people treat me like

a kid? They talk to me like I'm a kid when

I'm like 10 years older than they are.

They call me an old man, but then they

treat me like a kid. If you're gonna call

me an old man, at least Respect me as your

elder. I always get treated like a kid.

Like the Nepali— I forgot to mention this

in my last video, but part of the reason I

got so pissed off with him is because he

talked down to me like I'm a kid when I'm

3 years older than he is. Just because I

look young, people don't talk to me like

I'm an adult. I remember the police came

to my house one time and they were like,

is your mum home? Is your dad— are your

parents home? I'm like, no,

but you can talk to me because I'm an

adult, idiot. People always

talk to me like I'm a kid.

My dad was tall. No, he wasn't. He was the

same height as me.

We were the same height. I started to get

taller because as he got older, he shrunk

a little bit, got a bit hunchbacked.

Which reminds me, you've got to sit up

straight. I think the worst thing about

aging is you become hunchback.

Worst thing. I've been watching a lot of

these Japan, you know, like old Japanese

men working at a ramen shop or something.

They've all got these horrible hunchbacks.

Like 90-degree hunchback. It looks so

ugly. Come on, guys, you don't want

to become hunchback. Trust me, you can get

gray hair, bald, wrinkles, whatever, but

hunchback? I do not

want to get hunchback.

When you're on your phone, look at your

phone like this. Do not do this. Do not do

that. Always look at your phone like that

if you're going to be on your phone. I

think you've got to avoid the hunchback.

Have you seen these— this channel

recently? It's called Yatai Food Stalls

in Japan. It's like a thing in Fukuoka.

Fukuoka is famous for yatais, temporary

food stalls. They set it up in the day and

they take it down And then they set it up

the next day. It's such a load of work.

They spend like 2 hours setting up this

stall to sell noodles. And I just think,

what is the point of this? Just get a job

working in a ramen shop if you love ramen

so much. They don't even make good money.

They make like ¥500 a bowl.

And it's like an old man And he's, he's

got like a little truck with all the stuff

on it. And then he carries all the

concrete blocks and the wood and stuff,

and he sets up a stall. And then he's got

all the cooking equipment and the tubs of

raw meat and the soup and the pots and

stuff. And then you've got to take it

all down again at the end of the day and

then set it all up again next day. What a

load of faffing.

How can you not be an alcoholic? Because I

don't like being drunk. I don't feel good

when I'm drunk. I feel terrible.

I'm more of a game addict and a

fapping addict. I fapped like 3 times

yesterday because I was so bored. You just

get bored and the only thing that can like

break you out of the haze is to pop

Gives them something to do. Yeah, I guess

that's more important than the money. I

want something to do as well. I don't know

what to do. Yeah, I guess I can understand

it now. I just sit here being so bored out

of my mind. I don't know what to do. I

just play Tekken all day. And then I feel

even worse. So I guess it's nice.

You set something up, you make the food,

people enjoy it, make a bit of money.

Yeah, I guess it, it could be nice and

How long will you be in Japan? Probably 3

months. Hope maybe 6 months if I extend

it and don't go to my sister's wedding.

If I really can't afford it, I'll start

using my credit card and then try and save

the money back up when I go home.

Why'd my sister have to get married? Why

can't she get married next year?

I don't really want to go, to be honest.

It'll be boring and there'll be too many

people, but they spent

a lot of money on it. I feel kind of

guilty for not going because they spent a

lot of money to have a nice wedding and

all I have to do is show up. And be there.

But I hate weddings. Like, I think the

whole— I think everything is

stupid. Weddings, birthdays, Valentine's,

anniversaries, any kind of holiday. I

think it's all stupid and a waste of

money.

No, it's not 60K. I think it's like 20K.

I don't know.

I went to my cousin's wedding back in

2011— no, 2012— and

I thought, this is lame. I never want to

do this. Imagine if that's me.

Everyone coming up to you, congratulating

you. I remember he went around all the

tables to say hello to everyone. So

cringe. Imagine me doing that. Oh, hello,

Uncle Jimmy. Thanks for coming to my

wedding. How's things? Ugh. Imagine me

doing that. I'd probably be ignored

at my own wedding. I'd just sit there at

the table on my own like a loner.

I saw a dead body in a cask— is it casket

or casket? My uncle died last year. He had

an open coffin and my mum sent me a

picture of him and he was like dressed up

in a suit, all bluish-purple

looking. Really weird. Why would you want

to— why do you want people to see you when

I can't believe he died. I only saw him a

couple of years ago when we went to

Malaysia. He took me to Don Quijote. He

said, let's let Daniel reminisce in Don

Quijote, reminisce over his ex-wife.

It's funny he said that because that's

exactly what I was doing. That's exactly

why I wanted to go to Don Quijote. It was

my first time overseas traveling since I

was married because stupid COVID.

And he took me to Don Quijote in Malaysia.

I went in there and I was like, oh my God,

the music, the sounds

reminds me of when I was married. And then

he died next year from

lung cancer. He had bowel cancer and then

it moved to his lung. Or was it his liver?

I think it was his liver, or no, his lung.

Cancer's stupid because it moves around

the body. You use chemotherapy and stuff,

and then you beat the cancer in the place

it starts off, but then it moves. And if

it moves to your liver or your lung, then

it's game over. What are you gonna do?

You can't chemo your lung.

I think my uncle was like 66,

65. He was around the same age as my dad,

which is kind of scary. My uncles, my dad

dying in their 60s.

I think I got some— I got one Malaysian

uncle. He lives in Singapore and he's

70-something. Maybe I'll make it to 70.

I mean, the good thing about dying in your

60s is you don't get to your 80s where

you look terrible. You're basically a

walking corpse if you're 80+.

Maybe I'll still look— maybe I'll look 60

when I'm 80. I don't want to get old.

It's boring and you look ugly and women

don't care about you anymore.

The only good thing about being alive is

when you're attractive and

young. I don't

care about 70-year-old women. The only

women that'd be interested in me when I'm

80 would be like other 90-year-old women.

Because to a 90-year-old woman, a

70-year-old guy is going to look kind of

My new girlfriend, 90 years old.

Oh my God. Life would

be so boring.

Maybe when you're that age, you don't care

about women anymore.

Maybe I can play Tekken.

Someone said my mum's getting dementia.

Do you think it's true? She has been doing

weird things recently, like burning

my credit card PIN code before sending it

to me.

I don't know. Someone said it's a

sign of early onset dementia. I don't have

any family members who have dementia.

They usually get cancer.

My mum has always been extremely paranoid

about bank cards, stuff like that. She

seems to think anyone would just steal my

card and then take all my money. How is

anyone gonna steal my card when it's in my

house? They'd have to break into the house

and know exactly where the card is. Just

hide the card somewhere, and then she'd

probably forget where she hid the card.

Do you remember she hid the bike lock keys

in the garage, and I was asking, where the

key— where the keys? And she was like,

oh, just look for yourself. I don't know

where it is because you hid the keys. And

then she was like, it's hidden behind the

wooden thing in the garage. What, what

wooden thing? I don't know where this

wooden thing is. The problem is her

English isn't good enough to be able to

accurately describe where she hid the

keys, and she was like playing a game, so

she got all angry that I interrupted her

game. We had a massive fight.

I was like, you're fucking rude to me,

don't call me fucking rude. She kept

calling me rude. She was saying I'm rude.

You're the one tutting and sighing at me

and calling me useless because you hid the

bike keys. 'Cause you're paranoid

someone's gonna break in and steal the

stupid bikes. You're the rude one, not me.

I got so triggered. I'm not rude at all,

I just asked you where the keys are. How

am I rude?

God, I got so angry, dropping the F-bombs.

I swear to Jesus, I thought I was gonna

smash something. I, I was so angry I could

have put my fist through the glass door

and shattered it. Sometimes I get

so angry, like when Chihiro stole my stuff

and hid it and refused to give me my stuff

back. I put my foot through the door and

smashed it. Good thing I didn't break my

toe. My foot went straight through the

glass in the door. It was like frosted

glass with a bit of I

don't think it had a metal mesh in it cuz

my foot went straight through it.

I thought my foot would just bounce off

it. Sometimes I get so mad I break stuff.

My mom can be so annoying. Yeah, I had to

give Chihiro like $400 to I broke 2

doors because I slammed her door and it

kind of broke the hinge and it wouldn't

close properly. And then I smashed the

entrance to the staircase door with my

foot, so I had to pay to replace that.

I ended up paying like $400 to fix the

doors. Stupid Chihiro. Why does

she take my stuff and hide it from me?

She took my iPad, my monitor,

bunch of my cameras, put it in a bag, and

then shoved it in her locker and then

refused to give it back just because I

cheated.

Stupid idiot.

I nearly trashed her apartment. So

remember she said, don't come back to the

apartment, I changed the locks. I knew she

was bluffing. You can't change the lock so

quickly. You've got to phone up a guy and

then book an appointment, and then he's

got to get the stuff, and he's got to come

to the place and measure the measurements

and see what kind of door you need. You

don't just change it in a day. I knew she

was bluffing, so I went back to the

apartment when she was at work, let myself

in. I thought of getting

a pair of scissors and cutting all her

clothing up and pouring water down the

back of her TV. I'm glad I didn't,

cuz she probably would have made me pay

for it. She would have made me pay for a

new TV.

Have to calm thyself.

I might steal that from TerryTV. Do you

remember TerryTV's catchphrase was calm

thyself, and he had a load of merch? I

could literally just steal all of

TerryTV's merch and What's he gonna do?

He disappeared. He might be dead. Do you

think TerryTV's dead? He just vanished.

His last upload— he hasn't posted anything

on social media, Twitter, Instagram,

nothing. Should I just steal all his

merch? His last upload was

like 2 years ago. I don't know what

happened to that guy. He had a massive fan

base, like 500K. Strong fan base.

No, he only got like 40, 30k views and

then he gave up. I think he got depressed

or something. He made a bit of a comeback.

Goodbye, I'm leaving.

I think Corona really pissed on his

bonfire. Before Corona,

he was doing scary stories. Like

creepypastas, and he was doing pretty

well. And then COVID happened and he just

kind of fell off. Very weird.

My theory is he went back to America and

then someone in the family died and he got

depressed, and then he doesn't want to do

YouTube anymore. He probably got a job or

something, don't know. Very weird. I can't

imagine it, having such a big channel and

then just let it go. He used to have over

2 million subs, now he's got 1.98. I

wonder what

he does, maybe like Korean social media

manager.

TerryTV was pretty boring though. He was

like an android robot of an Asian guy.

He was so robotic, even he looked like

Data from Star Trek. He had like— he had

that pale complexion. He was really big

though at one point for living in Korea.

He had like a— he had a go at me because I

was getting donos when my dad died. He

even messaged me on Twitter saying that he

doesn't think it's right. Mind your own

business, Terry. If you don't like it,

then get lost, idiot.

He advised me to disable Super Chats.

I don't even get any Super Chats now. I

got like one Super Chat last stream and

then 2 the stream before.

Maybe my— no, I shouldn't say that. I

think you know what I was going to say.

Calm thyself.

What's Ben Dean up to?

Eating Big Macs. I wish I can get 60k

views just eating a Big Mac. I wanted to

order a doner kebab today, treat myself.

Sick and tired of eating crisps. And

apples for lunch.

I was gonna say maybe if someone else died

and I did a livestream crying, I'd get

some donos. Remember when Mila left and

I cried? I got like 800 viewers,

1,000 viewers, I think.

I wish I was more emotional. Crying really

gets people to watch. Being emotionally

dead is not good for YouTube. If I was

really emotional, I cried all the time,

got really mad. The problem is I don't get

mad anymore. I used to get mad and get

really triggered, and that was funny, but

I kind of became emotionally dead. I don't

get mad. I don't cry much. It's not good.

Maybe if I get drunk, if I drink like a

glass of wine, I might get emotional.

When will you be able to talk about the

things you aren't allowed to talk about?

Probably in like 2 years' time when no one

cares anymore.

I like it. I like how when time passes,

no one cares about you anymore. The people

you meet now won't give a damn in like 5

years, and then you can talk shit about

them. Like 12 years ago in the guesthouse,

there's no way I would have talked shit

about the people I knew because they were

the most important people in my life. I

really wanted them to like me and be

friends with them, but now whatever.

They'll tell you all their secrets. What

are they gonna do about it? They can't do

anything. We're not even in the same world

anymore. Like, I can say anything I want

about Mila. What's she gonna do? She can't

do nothing.

Spill all her secrets.

She has no— that feeling of when people

have no power over you. Is so liberating.

When you're in a relationship with them,

you've got to like, oh, okay, I'll respect

your wishes because I'm benefiting from

our relationship. Now the relationship

doesn't exist and I'm getting no benefit

out of you. Oh, oh,

the gloves are off.

Not holding anything back.

That's when you feel true freedom. You

don't have to answer to no one. No one's

secrets are safe. All your secrets belong

to me. I will monetize it.

Oh, thanks,

Johnny Somali. Maybe I'll go to Hiroshima

just for you. I won't go to Nagasaki

because I all the way on the western tip

of Japan. Hiroshima, Nagasaki. Hiroshima,

Nagasaki. Collision, right? Anger bubble.

Yeah, collision. Damn right.

Midas hygiene issue.

She didn't really have a hygiene issue.

She did spend ages in the shower. She

would spend like an hour in the shower

washing her hair and stuff. I don't know

what she was doing in there. Touching

herself, maybe. No, she didn't really

have bad hygiene. She didn't smell or

Although she did tell me that when she was

in Korea, her roommate said her feet

really stinked. Stunked.

Yeah, maybe she was doing something with

the showerhead. If you know what I mean.

I watched a bit of Hugh Summer. He's in

Turkey. Turkey looks okay, I guess.

People look friendly. I think Turkish

food's pretty good. They got— if you love

meat, Turkish food is great. They got all

the lamb, the kebab, the shish kebab

seasoning. The shawarma is great. I went

to a Turkish restaurant because my

sister's ex-boyfriend was Turkish. So he

took us to a Turkish restaurant. I swear

that was the best food I've ever had.

Just like a mountain of meat. Lamb kebab.

The rice. They got like this special funny

rice. It's not like basmati. I don't know

what it is. It's kind of like Indian rice.

Oh, it's so good. My stomach's rumbling

now. They got the bread, like kebab

bread as well. You put the meat into it.

Turkish food's great.

Maybe I'll go to a Turkish restaurant

Turkish food. My girlfriend gets

upset at anything Turkish now because she

knows about the Turkish girl.

Why does she think— why does she care so

much about the Turkish girl? As if I was

in love with her or something. You know,

on Hube Summer's stream, there's some

Turkish streamer, this woman with him.

She kind of looks a bit like the Turkish

girl. She's got that same kind of

underbite chin. You notice Turkish people,

they got a strong jaw, they got like an

underbite. They got that nose and

then the chin. It's like a crescent moon.

That's what the Turkish girl had, and

that's why I didn't find her attractive.

She had like a weird profile, like,

but that kind of face, I don't like that

kind of face.

I don't like the underbite. Like Casey

Neistat kind of face is an extreme

example, but she kind of had the Casey

Neistat face.

No, I'm not into Turkish girls. They got

nice bums, but they got weird faces.

They kind of look like men.

The very borderline man-looking— I

watched a bit of,

uh, Sam Pepper's boring now. I don't know,

he's just sitting around in Argentina with

that Chris Travels guy. I think Huub is

the best out of all of them,

although he's a bit boring as well

sometimes. But he's not, he's not weird

or creepy.

The good thing about Huub is he's not like

a degen creep.

He's not weird about women. I don't like