beer and snack night -)

Why should I be streaming?

Why did it stop?

Why are you still there?

Why does Twitch take so long?

Bloody Twitch. Why does it take like 5

minutes for a Twitch stream to get up and

running when you press go live?

Why are they so slow?

You press live on YouTube and it's like

straight away you're streaming live and

people know. Look,

I put on my work clothes today.

Am I in a good mood today?

Uh, to be honest, I wasn't in a great

mood, but I feel a bit better now.

But that might change after I had

Did I see Casey's video? No, I don't watch

bloody Casey.

Casey's the most boring person in the

whole world.

If Casey was so interesting, do you think

I would have Blocked

him and refused to hang out with him

anymore.

Do do do do. Stop drinking.

I'm a responsible adult. I can enjoy a

Who are you watching? I watch Dragon's

Den on the BBC because there's no

good YouTubers anymore. They all suck.

Actually, I'm watching PewDiePie play

Resident Evil 8. It's nice. I miss those

days, just hanging out with PewDiePie as

he plays an actual good game that isn't

bloody Minecraft. I miss

those days. I used to really enjoy

watching PewDiePie play Walking Dead. It

was like you're hanging out with a friend

and you're playing the game together,

like when I was a kid and I had friends

and a social life before the

internet ruined everything. You know a

game is mainstream when even PewDiePie is

playing it now and not playing bloody

Minecraft.

You banned everyone on Discord because

they didn't find you interesting. I didn't

ban everyone, I just banned people who are

being stupid idiots. Now go fuck yourself,

bitch.

Oh wait, you can see me. I forgot.

Yeah, I guess I am a bit on the ban spree

on Discord, but everyone's just getting so

irritating recently, and now they all have

their own little secret servers where they

hide away from me.

I'm gonna ban all of you traitors,

you traitorous fellows.

I wish the lighting was a bit better here.

Well, I was going to do a desktop stream.

I set it up. Everyone left a Discord

because they didn't want to talk to you,

you dumb fuck.

They were there for each other and the

community. Yeah, and the community

abandoned me. Just choke yourself and go

suck a daddy off in down in H3L. After all

my sacrifices— sacrificed my marriage so

I could provide you with entertainment,

and then look how I was rewarded.

Dead Discord, dead channel, and a bunch

of annoying idiots just going, we told you

so, we told you you should have stayed

married.

Yeah, well, if I knew bloody COVID was

going to be a thing, I would never have

left.

Stupid.

COVID ruined my life.

There's really something about Casey I

want to say, but I'm not sure if Chihiro

would be okay with it. It's so funny.

Oh nah, I don't know.

She said Not to blank blank everyone

because then blank blank would happen. I

can't fucking say anything these days.

Everyone's spying on me, stopping me

from spree speech— free speeching.

Do you like my hair? It's growing a bit.

I need to cut the back, it's getting a bit

mullety. My pimple's

still massive. It's getting smaller. I

think in a few days it'll be gone, but

there'll still be a patch, probably.

Is he going on about immigration or

something? He must be joking, or he

must be autistic.

It's kind of weird though. I don't know

why he's just— he hasn't made an upload in

3 months and then all of a sudden he's

putting my name in the title again. I have

not said anything about Casey since I got

back. I barely said anything about Casey.

I don't know why he's suddenly going off

I guess he's just bored.

If he wants views so desperately, why

doesn't he just do what I do and then just

do like a fake video game review of some

game? I got 4,000 views on my fake

Resident Evil 8 review.

I don't think Casey's gonna get 4,000

views by using my name anymore. I'm not

really famous anymore. You know, if you

made a video about me back in 2018 or '19,

you might have gotten 20k views. But come

on, it's 2021. My channel's dead. No one

cares anymore. Using my name

for views is like— I don't know.

I guess people do use Onision for views,

but at least everyone knows who Onision

is. I'm like a nobody.

So it's obviously not for views because

there's a lot of other ways you could get

views on YouTube a lot easier than using

the channel name of a dead YouTuber who

only has 100K subs. I mean, you could just

do like James Charles drama if you really

wanted more views. So it's not for views

and not for money because he doesn't do

YouTube for money. He has a real job. So

it's obviously personal, isn't it? Which

is the saddest one. At least if it was for

money, I could kind of respect the hustle.

But he's just doing it as like a personal

thing. That just makes

it so sad. You know, you can say what you

want to say about me, but I'm doing it for

money. You know, I make these clickbait

videos where I just say dumb stuff because

I want money. Not for anything else,

really.

It's like I don't have some kind of

vendetta or message I want to spread

across the internet. I couldn't care less.

Casey has a crush on Chihiro. Lol, just

say it. Maybe Casey's just jealous because

he can't get a woman as good as Chihiro.

He's like all the subredditors. They're

like Frank Grimes, aren't they? They're

like, oh, but I'm a good guy. How come

Daniel's so ugly and stupid and girls

still like him? Wee wee wee wee. Mate,

it's because I don't waste my life whining

on subreddits about YouTubers. Like that

Bold and Bankrupt dossier. Have you seen

that? It's just a bunch of morons going,

oh, did you know Bold Bald and Bankrupt

went to Ukraine in 2009 and he had sex.

Oh my God,

disgusting. Get a life.

Like a bunch of teenage girls on the Bald

and Bankrupt dossier. Did you know Bald

put his willy in the Ukraine girl vagina

and he used his charm and charisma to get

her into bed?

Disgusting bunch

of losers.

The funny thing is no one cares. Bold and

Bankrupt gets millions of views and no one

knows about his shady past, and no one

gives a shit either because he makes good

videos and he's a cool guy.

Ah, good old San Miguel hits

the spot. One way to get back to Japan

ASAP is to remarry Chihiro.

Once she signs the papers, you can get the

visa at the embassy in London.

I was gonna do a YouTube stream, that's

why I dressed up in my costume, but I

don't know why I feel like there's some

kind of anxiety when I put

stuff on my YouTube channel now. So I'm

scared it's gonna get really bad views

again. I don't have any idea What

to do for a stream apart from just sit

here and drink beer?

Maybe that would be fine. Just get ten.

Maybe I get ten K views just by drinking

beer. I do it on Twitch. I feel less

pressured. You know, it's just Twitch.

Who cares about views?

I just feel like I

can just switch on Twitch and do a stream,

and then you guys come, and then I don't

really feel this immense pressure to have

to get views and have to be entertaining.

But on Hiding in My Room, I feel like if I

don't really have an idea, then it's best

not to do it. I want like

Um, for a stream.

I've got a few ideas for videos, but I

don't really feel in the mood. I want to

do why I regret more

things and maybe why I'm a terrible

husband and boyfriend.

People seem to like the why I regret stuff

and the self-deprecating stuff.

Get a wedding ring for Chihiro this time

when you remarried her. Why do people

care? Think Chihiro cares about a wedding

ring so much? It's clear she wants you

back since she is still talking to you.

Oh my God, you didn't get a wedding ring?

Wedding rings are just dumb. Why? Why

would I want a piece of metal stuck to my

finger all day long? Look how skinny my

finger is. It'll just slip off.

She had wedding rings from her first

marriage. She never wore them. I think

rings are the dumbest things in the world.

I don't understand why people want to wear

a ring. It's just a piece of metal around

your finger. It doesn't do anything. It

just gets in the way. It costs money. It

has no purpose or function. And then, I

don't know, it can get stuck on things.

I once put a ring on my finger and I

couldn't get it off, and I had like this

panic attack. I felt like, oh my god,

it's stuck!

I hate having metal things stuck to my

body. You people who pierce metal,

metal stuff into your bodies, you're just

weird. Seen girls, they got like a massive

ring in their tongue or in their belly

button. Why? It hurts, it costs

money, it doesn't do anything. It's just

like con, con, con. Nothing good about

it, and it probably gets all infected.

You gotta clean it, otherwise you get

bacteria in there and it starts smelling

like cheese.

The only piercings I'd accept is maybe

just some earlobe earrings, but anything

else is just weird, especially weird stuff

like in your nose, on your tongue. Oh,

imagine piercing your tongue. I once bit

my tongue. Since she is with me now, you

better fuck off, you beta bitch. Shut up,

Irish guy.

You're so conservative. Yeah, I guess I

am. I don't like tattoos. I don't like

weird piercings. I don't like garish

fashion. I just like nice and plain,

simple, not weird.

Why can't people just stop being weird?

And being weird isn't too bad, but looking

weird is the worst. You can be weird, but

looking weird— no.

I like to dress smartly.

Dyed hair is okay as long as it's not like

green or weird colors.

Bring the mirror a bit closer.

I can't make this bend backwards any

further.

Yeah, you can see me. It's fine, isn't it?

What happened to my garden hole? My

uncle's buried it. Now they're building a

house in the garden. Not really sure what

it's for. Maybe it's for me.

To be honest, I think it's a waste of

money. Do you know how much it's gonna

cost? It's gonna cost like $50,000

just so you can have like a tiny house in

the garden. Why?

I'm not really sure what the plan is for

it. If you— even if you're going to rent

it out and you somehow managed to get it

fully booked and you made like $3,000 a

month, it's still going to take you like

15 years to make your money back,

or maybe 7 years if you're going to charge

more. Or maybe if you charge $5,000 for

a month, uh, you could make

your money back in 5 years. It just

doesn't seem like a good investment.

Unless you're just using it for yourself,

for like your own personal use,

I personally wouldn't spend so much on it.

And then if it's for me,

I don't know, I guess it would be nice to

have my own little Separated,

isolated place. Would it

have running water? Yeah, it's all

connected to the water stuff.

I feel like something's moving on my head.

It's not a spider, is it? This massive

brown spider came into my room. I don't

know where it is now. I get scared when I

wake up it's going to be above me on the

How big's the house? It's just like a

little garden summer cabin. It's not huge.

Um, I guess it's maybe triple the size

of my bedroom.

I think it'd be cool if you put solar

panels on it and then it could be

self-sustaining.

But still, my long-term plan is— it

wouldn't be to live there because I want

to go to Japan, don't I? As soon as Japan

opens up, I'll be the first one there.

I'll be on my bicycle.

Japan is my main goal. I've got

so many ideas for Japan content that I

could do, that I could utilize my Twitch

channel, my main channel, and my second

channel all in tandem for triple profits

whilst making Japan content.

Uh, what if Casey manages to ban you? How

can I get banned?

I haven't done anything illegal. Get

banned for what?

No, I didn't see bloody Casey's new stupid

What's he talking about this time?

Chihiro herself said to me she didn't

report me to immigration because she

couldn't be bothered.

When my channel blew up in 2018, I had

thousands of Japanese people reporting me

to immigration. You know, when I made the

Japanese bacon sucks video, I had like a

right-wing nationalistic 4chan-style

message board of Japanese people

constantly bitching about me, like my

subreddit, but it was like 100 pages long

full of Japanese people going, who's this

guy? If he hates our bacon so much, why

doesn't he go home? He's not actually

English, he must be Chinese. There were

like 100 pages of it, and then they were

all trying to report me to immigration.

And then the people on the subreddit were

going on there and linking the link to the

immigration report button Trying to get

them to report me.

Nothing happened.

It is

so funny how much. Those Japanese people

hated me just because I said the bacon's

not good. It just shows you that the

people on the internet, they will find the

dumbest reasons to hate on someone.

It wasn't even anything about weird pervy

stuff like cheating. The whole message

board was just people angry because I,

I was complaining about their food.

Where's my beef jerky?

They got so triggered.

I still got my birthday jerky.

Yeah, I don't even know what they would

report me to immigration for.

For secretly recording sex. Yeah, but

where's the proof?

Oh no, I need a toilet. I'm getting

excited.

Might have to poop.

Oh, I can hear someone outside. Okay, I'm

gonna poop.

Remember McLovin was threatening you that

he is working with people and Chihiro to

He's working with Casey.

Well, I'm back.

Seems like there's some very uneducated

people in the comment section today.

Okay, about search engine optimization.

My videos are not about any trending

topic, so what kind of SEO can I do when

my videos are like, my life sucks, why I

regret cheating? What kind of SEO can you

do on that? And number 2,

you don't even have to do tags or anything

like that anymore because the YouTube

algorithm is so advanced these days. It

knows what the video is about just by

speech recognition. It doesn't need you to

enter tags so it can find out what the

video is about. It knows what the video is

about because it knows what you're saying.

I don't put any SEO stuff when I did my

Cyberpunk video, and it got like 100K

views in a week. I only

put Cyberpunk in the title And then you

have to say cyberpunk in the first part of

the video. You just say, hello, today's

video is about cyberpunk.

It's because I don't make videos about

trending topics on my main channel.

I make videos to try and cater to the

viewers I have already.

Big YouTubers have managers because they

have a very big channel and they make a

lot of money, so they can afford to pay

someone to manage it. Idiot,

stop asking stupid questions. It just

makes yourself look like a fucking moron.

If you're PewDiePie and you're making

millions every month, why would you bother

editing and managing your channel when you

can just pay someone like 0.0005% of your

income to do it for you and save you hours

and hours and hours each day? Why would I

do it when I barely make anything and I've

got nothing else to do anyway?

Idiot.

People saying stuff like, oh, did you put

any tags? Just shows how outdated your

knowledge of YouTube is. Yeah, back in

2010, tags were an important thing.

These days you don't need tags.

And this is not my opinion. This is what I

heard from other YouTubers like Top Lists,

my friend in Korea. He said this.

Both of you, he's got like 5 channels with

just get off YouTube already, you dumb

fuck.

Go hang yourself and be with your daddy.

Topless has like 5 channels with 600,

700K subs, and he literally said you

don't have to bother with tags anymore

because the algorithm knows what you're

talking about just from the title and from

listening to what you're saying.

And the footage on my Resident Evil 8

video review I just took some photos from

PewDiePie's playthrough.

Haha, I don't

think PewDiePie would strike me.

Go on then, try and message PewDiePie.

Good luck. Imagine all the hundreds of

thousands of people trying to message

PewDiePie. Do you think he'll even notice

your message? And PewDiePie's not a dick.

He's not going to start reporting people

and copy striking people. Imagine

PewDiePie copy striking someone.

PewDiePie is one of the good guys. He's

not like idiot Tim Schofield.

PewDiePie got a copyright

strike. Remember when PewDiePie said the N

word? Some game developer. You know

the game developer of that game called

Fire something?

What was it called? Some stupid stuck-up

snotty game developer gave PewDiePie a

copyright strike because he said the

N-word, and he was like, we don't like

someone who uses the N-word to be playing

our game. There was huge backlash.

Against him. People were saying, thanks to

PewDiePie, your game sold millions of

copies. People wouldn't even know your

shitty game if it wasn't for PewDiePie.

Yeah, Firewatch.

See how risky it is doing what PewDiePie

does? Game developers can copyright strike

you just for playing their game. And if

you get some kind of scandal, like

PewDiePie had quite a few, and you've got

a game developer who's got a stick up his

ass, like a Tim Schofield type— like that

Firewatch game developer was like a Tim

Schofield type, wasn't he? He was like,

ugh, I don't want to be associated with

This is hilarious.

People think they know what they're

talking about. If you're so clever, why

don't you make a YouTube channel then? If

you're such a genius and you know so much

more than me, come on then, where's your

YouTube channel? I'll delete my channel if

you get more subs than I do. I bet

you won't even get to 500 subs before you

give up and start crying because it's too

difficult. Oh, you— I don't want to be a

YouTuber, that's what they say. I'm not

trying to be a YouTuber. Yeah, you can't

even try because

you wouldn't get anywhere. People have

done it for years, like, and they still

can't even get more than 100 views. Too

fake for you.

I banned Mr. Anderson because he's

obviously a troll and I'm bored of trolls.

I want to have a serious conversation,

not have a load of trolls.

But yeah, I'm quite pleased with my new

Resident Evil game review. It's got number

1 out of 10 on my rankings.

And people actually agree with me.

I didn't realize the game was actually

shit, but it seems like a load of people

don't like the game either.

Apparently some of my points are actually

valid.

If you're such a genius, then where is LA

located? LA is located near

the border of Mexico. Next to California.

I looked it up. I was looking at hotels.

Yeah, I don't know about going to

California. I mean LA. Number one,

the girl just seems too good to be true.

She's incredibly cute.

Plus, she ticks almost all the boxes. She

ticks almost every single box I have. So

she has her own place, she drives, she

does adult industry work like I do, she

doesn't mind being on videos and in

videos, she's really, really cute, and

she's Japanese, and she's Asian,

and she speaks fluent English. It's like

all my wishlists come true, so I'm

starting to feel a bit uneasy about it.

You know what they say, if it's too good

to be true.

But then I have to go all the way to LA,

and I don't really like America.

If it was New York, East Coast, I'd be

more willing, but West Coast and all those

Spanish places just kind of rub my willy

the wrong way. I don't like Spain.

It's just, I don't know, I just have

all these bad ideas of

Spain and Mexico, like drugs and the

Mexican cartel, the Colombian cartel from

GTA. Remember them with the Hawaiian

shirts and the 4x4 Jeep?

And then I saw Breaking Bad, and it's all

just drugs and the Mexican cartel and

gangs and people getting their heads

chopped off and then tortoises blowing up.

I don't really want to be anywhere near

that part of the world. It just looks

scary and dangerous.

If Japan was open, I might think about

it because I could just fly to LA, stay a

couple weeks, see if this girl's real or

not, make a couple videos, and then just

fly straight to Japan since Japan's quite

But if I go to LA and I get ghosted and

this doesn't work out, then I'm kind of

stranded in LA. Or I could go to New York,

but all of America is so expensive,

and then less expensive places are all

really dangerous, full of crime.

I don't really want to go anywhere in

America. I wouldn't mind going to

Times Square just because it's like a

meme. It's like a really famous area in

movies,

but I'm not really that

interested in America, to be honest.

I would like to make some clickbait stuff

like I'm moving to LA or why I hate LA,

but I wouldn't really want to live there.

Especially when Japan reopens, I'd go

straight to Japan.

Mmm,

delicious beeru.

That's one can. We've got 20 cans to go.

Also, this girl, I don't know,

she messages me like once every 4 months.

She doesn't— she doesn't seem very

reliable.

Was I involved in the planning of the

garden cottage? What do you think? Of

course not. I had nothing to do with it.

My uncle is a chartered engineer and he

designed the whole thing and he's building

it.

I wonder if it's really that difficult to,

um, build something like that. Just get

some wood. Is the beer the reason

you are acting like a stupid bitch right

now?

I didn't actually ask my mum why she wants

to. It isn't working for you right now,

you whore. Maybe she wants to live there.

Kind of weird. You have a massive house

and then instead of living in the massive

house, you spend all this money to go and

live in a smaller house. It makes no

sense.

Do your uncles care about me? No one cares

about me, to be honest.

Why don't you just ask her what it's for?

Because I'm kind of scared what the answer

is. I don't think she's

really planning on doing like an Airbnb.

Who's gonna manage it?

I'm not gonna stay here to manage it. So

it means my sister has to manage it. I

can't imagine my mum managing an Airbnb.

So if it's not for people to stay in so we

can make money, then who's gonna stay in

it? Am I gonna just move there

and live in there permanently? But I'm not

gonna stay here permanently.

I don't know, it just seems like a weird

thing to do.

Just put the money onto the stock market.

I'd put all the money onto stocks,

like a safe, stable dividend stock like

Coca-Cola.

Didn't I lose 50% of my dad's inheritance?

Yeah, the stocks are crashing again.

I've now lost nearly— no, I have lost

£10,000 now. It'll go

back up, don't worry. It'll be fine. I'm

not freaking out. I didn't

lose it because I didn't sell it yet. If I

sold it, then yeah, I've lost it, but I

still have the stocks. It's not like I

have nothing. I have the stocks.

It's just kind of annoying because I

thought the bottom had bottomed out back

in March, so I panic sold around February.

No, I panic sold end of February, and I

bought back in around March because I

thought, oh, this is the bottom. And then

we had another bottom, and now we've got a

third bottom, which is even deeper than

the previous bottoms. So I panic sold,

bought back in, and then watched it go up

a little bit, and now I just watched it

drop even lower than when I bought it back

in. So now I lost even more

since the initial crash.

I should have just put it all into

dividend stocks. Oil, banks,

energy, because all that is going up.

So stupid. I thought the crashing had

finished and then everything's going to go

back to the moon like it was, but nope.

Who knows when— when's

the cottage going to be ready? I don't

know, might take a long time. I think by

the time it's finished, I probably won't

be here anymore.

It just looks like wood. They put up these

wood panels supported by wooden beams and

planks. I guess they're going to put

insulation and then put like a second

plank sandwich in, and then

they have to get the windows, doors, the

roof. Seems like a lot of work. To be

honest, I'm surprised they agreed to do

I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do nothing.

No, McLovin, I'm not accepting your text

speech. You said the N-word.

You naughty boy.

It's definitely for you. If it was for me,

then maybe I'd be less stressed out and I

wouldn't be thinking about moving to

London.

I could just stay there. So the main

reason I'm stressed out is because There's

many, many reasons why I'm stressed out,

and I'm surprised people even have to ask

why I'm stressed out. Isn't it obvious?

I'm down £10,000 in stocks. My YouTube

channel is dead, and I can't come up

with any content that people actually care

about. Uh, I got divorced,

and now I'm realizing that that was a bad

idea. I got dumped by the love of my life

like 3 times. So I got divorced and dumped

in the same year. Uh, this stupid Hong

Kong guy is obsessed with me and keeps

making irritating videos about me. What

else? The whole world is shut down. Japan

is closed. I can't go anywhere. People

keep coming to the house and I don't have

any say in the matter. So yeah, I'm pretty

stressed. Why would I not be stressed?

That's why my face is covered in pimples.

I've got a big one there.

All my online businesses are failing and

dying.

Can I watch Casey's video? I don't know,

I'll have a quick look. He's— his face

and his voice just irritates me so much.

He's got a really annoying face, doesn't

You won't go to LA anymore, so you are a

coward even when you are drunk. Wow,

how many dislikes he got. At least he's

getting dislikes. Must really be a huge

coward at your core. He has more. My God,

what happened to him?

He looks really bad. I don't know, it's

like He's had a mental breakdown or

something. He didn't used to have those

massive bags under his eyes.

Good if there are any report Daniel

to the police or to the immigration

office. Well, by the way, so cringe.

First of all, I don't think the police in

Japan can do much against

Daniel. See, he just admitted it himself.

The police can't do much against me. Can I

come over to your house tonight or

tomorrow? No, fuck off. We can talk it out

over dinner. Second, yes,

Chihiro can definitely report Daniel to

the immigration office. Whether they take

the case seriously or not, that's another

story. But yes, she can do it. But here's

the deal that Chihiro made with Daniel.

Is that because Daniel also has some

naughty photos of Chihiro in his hand?

And as long as Chihiro doesn't

make a move, Daniel won't make a move

either. It's so stupid that

anyone would even think that I would

release the nudes and videos of Chihiro.

Can you imagine how stupid I would be to

upload videos of me and Chihiro onto the

internet? I would get in so much trouble.

I'd probably get extradited to Japan and

locked up. Why would I do something so

dumb? I want to go back to Japan. Why

would I break the law? And it's obvious

it's me because I was the only one who

took the video and she's not actually Wow,

she could frame me so badly. She could

upload them herself and then accuse me of—

shut up, don't give her ideas. That's the

situation. Whoever makes a move, the other

will make a move. Like, okay, you do this,

I do that. You rape her, I release the

photo. You release the photo— did he say

you rape her? Wait, let me hear that

again. So that's the situation. Whoever

makes a move, the other will make a move.

Like, okay, you do this, I do that. You

report, I release the photo. He said you

rape her. I think he said you report her.

It sounds like rape. Release the photo, I

report. So that's the situation right now.

And move. Like, okay, you do this, I do

that. You report, I release the photo.

You release the photo, I report. So that's

the situation right now. And we shouldn't

force Hero to do what she doesn't want to

do. And so here's the thing,

because Daniel is planning to

come back to Asia,

especially specifically in Japan,

and we all know what he is aiming for,

what he wants when he is back here.

What? And so how can we stop that?

I mean, we are doing this for Daniel's

own good as well. He's not just hurting

all the female creatures in Asia,

by the way. I don't think just, just

human. Maybe there are some other things

as well. You know, Daniel has a thing

about Doll, cats,

and some other little animals. But anyway,

so is there any way that we can do things?

And I remember that before I went

inactive, before I took my break, there

were people messaging me about collecting

evidence so that that person can report

Daniel to the, um, authorities. I don't

know which country, but I remember there

are people who messaging me about that.

And also, of course, Chihiro as well, she

told me. But how can

we make this into, um, action? How can we

put everything into action? That is the

question, I'm pretty sure. And I just read

some, uh, posts like in the past on Reddit

about how can we do that, but I cannot

think of a plan right now. So if any one

of you, Team Daniel or Team Chihiro, if

you guys want to save Daniel and

the girls in Japan, then we got to come

up with something. So stupid. Comments

down below if you have any. Save the girls

of Japan from Daniel. He's coming.

He's got his shirt and tie. What's he

gonna do? What's he talking about? Cats?

I never said anything about animals.

It's just

so dumb.

Save Daniel from himself. He's gonna go to

Japan and have sex. We've got to stop him.

Stop Daniel from having sex.

That's what he sounds like. So sad and

pathetic. Basically every

Redditor who whines about YouTubers.

He's having sex, stop him.

How pathetic can people get?

Someone put the address in text-to-speech.

I don't think I should play it. It says my

address is blah blah blah blah Avenue blah

blah blah California blah blah blah. I

think that's against Twitch rules.

Yeah, it's pretty stupid. I don't know

what he thinks is gonna happen.

And like I said before, things between me

and Chihiro are good. And I've got no

intention of uploading our stuff because

that would be so dumb. I would get

arrested straight away, or it would—

obviously Chihiro would be upset and then

she would just, um, tell the police

straight away, wouldn't she? And then I'd

be in big trouble. That's like the dumbest

thing I could ever do.

I don't know,

I don't know if he's actually serious.

He, he sounds like he's just messing

about, but also he does sound serious.

It's just really sad if he is serious.

Do you think I'm a threat to women?

That if a woman decides to sleep with me,

it's— it was her choice,

wasn't it? So why,

why do people feel like women have to be

warned? And women have to be saved from

the big dangerous Daniel. He's gonna sleep

with you and then call you annoying on

YouTube. Oh no.

I barely say anything bad about girls

after I slept with them. Most I say

they're boring, they're irritating, or

They did this which I didn't like, and

they did that which I didn't like. Like,

who cares? It's not really that offensive.

I don't use really bad words.

McLovin did tell you he's been working

with Chihiro and other people on reporting

you to immigration

though. Casey probably in the group.

Yeah, but report me for what? You can't

report someone's immigration just because

they're hooking up with girls. You know,

100% of the foreign men in Japan are there

hooking up with girls.

Ants use the real My Name Is Tom avoiding

all the creases. The hell's that?

Stop sending these weird text-to-speech

things.

If the Japanese immigration had to kick

out all the people going there to sleep

with Japanese women, they'd have to kick

out like 90% of the foreign guys.

It's not illegal.

It's also not illegal to sleep with

someone and then call them boring or

annoying or anything, so I

win, you lose.

Although I guess I should wipe my hard

drive before I leave.

Bit risky flying to a different country

and leaving your hard drive and stuff in

your bedroom unattended.

I might also have to download an SD card

backup and put it in a secret location.

Wipe my phones as well. I'm thinking of

just putting everything onto an SD card

and then burying it somewhere.

Or sellotaping it inside of something.

I'm not sure where.

I don't know, I guess I could delete them.

There's just stuff that I don't want to

delete because they're pretty good.

I got some good stuff.

It's illegal to hide the GoPro filming the

escort girls. There's no evidence that

that ever happened.

I reject your accusations.

Your baseless accusation. And I'm pretty

sure Chihiro didn't show it to anyone.

The boy walked down the street in a

carefree way, playing without notice of

what was about him. He didn't hear the

sound of the car as his ball went into the

road. He took a step forward, and in doing

so, he sealed his fate. Stop trying to

sneak in these text-to-speech things.

No, I deleted most of them. I just— I

haven't deleted the best ones.

I'm not sure what to do with it yet.

Maybe I will just delete it, play it safe.

I don't really watch them anymore anyway.

I watched them too many times now.

I found this new porn. I found a

better way to get really good porn that I

really like.

Look, this is how stupid people are. Just

listen to this. What do you mean?

There is evidence. Chihiro sent the clip

to your mother and sister. So you think my

mother and sister are gonna report me to

the Japanese immigration? Are you really

that dumb? And she

didn't send them a clip or a file. It was

like a video message, which I'm pretty

sure none of them saved. My mum doesn't

know how to save a video clip. Yeah, as if

my mum's gonna report me, her son, to the

How stupid are you?

My favorite prawn is kind of ugly-looking,

skinny, nerdy Asian girl with hairy puss.

Very hairy puss puss with hairy anus. My

favorite. I don't like that really smooth

and shaved. You should be like only use my

blade and drink depending on how much we

donate. No, I'm not going to drink too

much, just one can. It would be funny to

see you get blackout drunk.

I wonder if that's against the rules. It

seems irresponsible to drink so much. You

know, on Cold Ones, they drink so much.

I'm wondering if that's against YouTube

Look at this idiot again.

You idiot, she will send the same clip to

immigration. How stupid are you? How many

times do I have to say things between me

and Chihiro are good? She doesn't hate me

All that stuff about immigration, yeah,

she said that in the beginning because she

was angry, but it's been over a year.

She's not angry anymore. Grow up.

It's been like a year and a half now.

Oh wow, thank you, Frozen Smoke,

4-month sub. Very generous.

I should get Chihiro on a livestream to

tell you idiots what's going on.

Why does every arc end with you running

back to your mum's house? Because number

one, it's not my mum's house, it's my

house, it's our house. We all moved here

at the same time, we all lived here for

the same number of years. It's equally our

home. It's just legally her house.

So I come back to my home because where

else am I gonna go? And number 3, I can

save money. So,

duh, obviously I'm gonna come home after

my adventures to save up money, relax,

play some Rainbow Six, prepare for my next

trip. It's like in World of Warcraft,

before you go questing, you stock up at

the village, at the inn, before heading

out. Do you ever have dreams

where you have a Hearthstone and you can

just teleport back home out of danger?

That'd be so great.

I wish I could get Chihiro to let me tell

everyone what she said. She told

me not to tell people.

Ah, I want to tell you so badly.

This is why I'm not mad about the Casey

stuff at all.

I can't say why.

Give us clues.

Hmm, I don't know, maybe When

will you go away like a daddy though?

What's what we all want. Ah, I want to say

it so badly.

Should I message her now and ask her if I

can say it?

It will fuck Casey up so much.

No, I don't want to. Otherwise she won't

tell me any more things if she— if she

knows I'll keep telling everyone about it.

If I keep blabbing, she won't trust me

We need content for this stream. Ah,

I've got a bombshell of a secret involving

Casey.

You would think he's so such a loser if I

told you what I know.

So he's saying that—

he's saying that he doesn't want me to get

back to Japan because I'm gonna hook up

with a bunch of women, but I think he's

not— that's not the real reason that he's

concerned. He's worried about something

else happening if I managed to get back

into Japan. It's so pathetic when

you figure it out and you realize why

Casey is so against me coming back to

No, I shouldn't say it. I need plausible

deniability because you guys saying it,

not me. It's not my fault I have

such an intelligent viewership who can

just suss things out from,

from the subtlest clues.

Oh wow, my Resident Evil video is going

viral. It's got more views than any of my

other videos.

Can you imagine hating on another guy just

because he gets cereal, and then you're so

obsessed with stopping him from having

cereal You're trying to gather a group of

like-minded hateful people to report him

to immigration.

That's so sad. It's not even his country.

He's not even Japanese. And he's like, we

must protect the Japanese women.

He's Hong Kong, Hong Kongese. Why is he

crying about me? Sleeping with

Japanese women now,

and then he pretends like he's trying to

save women.

He's like the ultimate white knight. He's

even worse than Kanae. People were saying

Kanae was like white knight in Tomoko. KC

is like 100 times more of a white knight,

and now he's trying to get people to

report me to immigration. For what?

So cringy.

Yeah, I think 4K is, is good views for

my second channel considering most of the

videos just get about 3K views,

and that's with clickbait and stuff like,

oh, my life's so bad, my life's falling

apart, that kind of clickbait. So 4K views

on the game, a video game review is good

for me because I don't have a video game

audience, do I? So if I get 4K

views on a video game review, it means I

managed to get the YouTube algorithm to

give me views and they're not my viewers.

And then maybe next week it'll have 20K

views. My Cyberpunk video ended up getting

about 90K views, so Yeah,

it is good.

It's a, it's a good indication that it

could do well. It's a trending topic. I

got in on time. Daniel, stop it. I do not

like Chihiro. You need stop spread these

lying.

I am save women from you, Daniel. Stop it.

I am not knight of anything.

You white knight. I am anti-black of

you.

You are bad and do not come to Japan

because you are bad against women. When I

first met Casey at Japanese immigration in

Osaka, me and Chihiro were waiting to get

the spouse visa and he was sitting behind

us. And one of the first things he said He

was— he looked at Chihiro and he said

something like, wow, you're so beautiful.

Daniel's so lucky to have a wife like you.

It's just weird. You only met her 10

seconds ago and you're like, you're so

beautiful. I was thinking, geez,

calm down.

Who says that? Like, you just met someone

for the first time, straight away in the

first 10 seconds you look at the guy's

wife and you're like telling her how

beautiful she is. It's like you're hitting

on the guy's wife right in front of him.

Daniel, stop to tell secrets of me.

I did not that.

This reason why all you viewer hate you.

Stop it, Daniel, stop.

Chihiro Beauty, I complimented because I

to be nice with her. I do not love her.

You're just a loser.

I am her friend and she know it. Stop to

lie, Daniel.

I eat like this because it's how you enjoy

food. You aerate the

flavors around your taste buds.

It's how you get the full enjoyment of the

That was a good orange. I wonder what else

I have in my mini fridge.

Oh, I've got an apple. Oh,

why is it wet? Got a wet apple.

Da da da da da da da.

You should have streamed on YouTube. I

didn't think there'd be all this Casey

drama. I didn't think people cared that

much about it. I guess people still care

about the Casey stuff.

I remember they did a livestream when I

got back from Rotterdam and they

were like gloating and laughing about how

I got dumped. It was just weird. Oh look,

Daniel's back from getting dumped, let's

Very strange.

Why is the vape so loud?

This is

an epic vape.

How many times I get dumped last year? I

got divorced once and then I got dumped 3

Imagine if I made an apology to the Hong

Kong guy video. I'm so sorry, you were

just trying to be a good friend and I

didn't notice that. Daniel, stop doing it.

I make video of you because you are a

Not me. I am not a Chihiro lover. I am her

friends and there is no drama. Casey's

like the defender of Asia. Stop to lie to

me because you will get a hell in Japan if

you do not stop. Can't stop me

from getting cheesecake. You will unite to

stop him. Be hero, guys.

Gonna find my next girlfriend. And there's

nothing you can do about it. You will

never stop me.

How come you have been married and I

am a girl with DDs and 30 and not married?

I don't know, maybe I'm just more

marriable. I'm more marriage material than

most people are.

Any chance Chihiro is pretending to be

nice? I don't think so. She'd have to be

very good at acting, very convincing actor

otherwise.

No, I feel 100% confident that we're fine

now. Things are good.

I'm not really worried about her trying to

screw me over.

Most people wouldn't travel all the way

across the world just for women. But why

not? You get to travel the world,