time for change and new life updates

Hmm,

maybe.

You can't stand the banana drink? Why?

They're nice. I like the creaminess. If

you put some ice cream in it, I think it

would taste good. I just feel kind of

sleepy, so I need something to give me a

Started raining as well,

and it's cold. My nose is cold. Sick and

tired of this damn coldness.

Tell us what's happening. Uh,

No. Yeah, I put the heating on, but it

takes a while to get warm.

And also I did my laundry, but it was kind

of cloudy today, so it didn't dry

properly. So I'm putting it on the

heating. So I don't know how you're

supposed to do laundry in the winter.

I had my laundry outside almost all day

and not all of it is dry.

I had this big problem with the washing

machine, flooded my kitchen. That was not

fun.

Go back home to save. I won't save though.

I'll have a fight with my mom and then

I'll storm out and then I'll blow another

load of money trying to become

independent. We all know how it goes. You

think I can live with my mum peacefully

for even a year?

Name one time. How long have I lived with

my mum peacefully?

I think this time I came home in June

after Japan. And then lasted until

January. 6 months. It's always 6 months.

I think it's nearly always 6 months before

I have to leave because I can't stand her.

Manchester. So I came home January after

Mita dumped me, and then I left probably

around June as well.

I don't think I've ever stayed at home for

more than 6 months at a time before. I

just can't stand it anymore.

Rent the garden shed. She won't even let

me cook bacon in it. Do you remember when

I made the garden cabin video? I wanted to

do cooking. I wanted to do cooking inside

of the cabin. She wouldn't let me.

She thinks I'm going to burn it down or

something. So in the video, I'm making

bacon outside on a little gas stove.

She just thinks I'm going to wreck

everything and destroy everything for some

I think you underestimate how difficult

she is. I don't

want to live somewhere where someone's

constantly nagging me and I can't just do

I want my own place where I can just do

what I want. Within reason, of course.

Just had to flip my socks.

Yeah, so today I didn't go to work. I

mean, I did go to work, but then I came

home because there was nothing there. And

then I asked the woman if there's any

parcels for me, and she said— well, the

guy— there was another guy, he said I

said, why aren't there any new parcels?

He said, because it was bank holiday

yesterday. And I said, oh, I came on bank

holiday to work. I didn't have the day

off. He said, well, you can have the day

off today. So I said, okay, got home then.

I'm not complaining.

So yeah, apparently I wasn't supposed to

work yesterday. I don't really care.

Stupid. Easter holiday, whatever.

So I had a day off today. I came home,

did laundry. Oh yeah, I thought I would

try and clean my car, so I put my— the

floor mat of the car into the washing

machine, not realizing that underneath the

floor mat is like rubber that will tear up

if it's violently treated. So it got

shredded inside of the washing machine and

then it blocked up the drainage and then

it was saying error and I couldn't open

the door because it was locked and the

water wasn't draining. So I had to pull it

out and then unplug it and then figure out

how to drain it manually. There's a little

door and then you had to like pry it open

with a screwdriver and then I opened the

knob and then the water just flooded out

and I tried my best to catch it in a in a

bowl, but they, they designed this so

stupidly. They put the hole so low to the

ground you can't put a container there.

So it would be nice if they just put the

hole a bit higher up so I could put a

container under it to catch the water,

but no. So then I've prepared towels,

thankfully, because I thought this was

gonna happen, but the towels weren't

enough. The whole floor got soaked. I used

my spare bedsheets to try and mop it up

and 2 towels, bunch of cloths, and tissue

Screw a tube? I don't have a tube.

So yeah, all the water came out and it was

all dirty water from the washing, and

there were all these little bits of rubber

stuck wedged in the rubber wheel bit,

and I had to pick it out of the drainage

thing. So I managed to get it all out.

I was a bit worried I broke the washing

machine. I'd have to buy a new one. So I

fixed it, but all the washing was not dry

because it didn't do the spin bit. So I

took the washing out and I had to squeeze

it dry and put it outside. And then I did

another batch of washing. I had to wash

all the towels and the bedsheets that I

used to mop up the floor. No,

it's not damaged. I think it's fine. It

works fine now. The problem is I put the,

the cap back on, but for some reason I

can't get it out again. So if the washing

machine ever blocks up again and I need to

do that again, I don't know how to get the

cap off because I, I pushed it in, I

twisted it, and it just spins around now

instead of unscrewing. So I think— I

don't know why, I just didn't realize that

when it spins around so fast, things get

shredded. Because I put a doormat in the

washing machine before— no, I put the

floor mat. And you know, under the floor

mat, it's got like straw lining that

got shredded as well.

Things just get shredded in the washing

machine.

Oh God. Talking about getting shredded.

My gold short getting shredded.

The gold thing just bounced hard.

Why didn't I just take profits? I just

don't understand myself sometimes.

I went short gold and it was doing so well

and I recovered all my losses from

yesterday and now I've now lost the

recovery of my losses.

I should have taken profit, got greedy.

Where are we at now?

Happens every damn time.

Every goddamn time I'm in a winning trade

and I don't exit it thinking, oh, I'm

going to get more.

And, and then it does a hard reversal and

then I lose half my profits or get stopped

Oh my God, it's going up so much.

Yeah. So yesterday I was really miserable,

wasn't I? Because I blew like 30% of my

account, went from £9 down to £5.80. I did

a really good trade in the morning and got

it from £5.80 back up to £6.40. And then I

did really well today, got it from £6.40

back up to £9. But now it's back down to

£8. Really frustrating.

No, it's not pure gambling. There's a

strategy to it. There's strategy and

psychology and risk management, greed

management.

Never thought I'd see the day where

Daniel's a slay wave. Yeah,

me either, me neither. But look where

we are.

No one cares when you invest pennies.

It's about the percentages, not the

monetary amount. Also, I've created

a new membership level, £45 a month,

Day Trading Masterclass. Sign up, I'll do

trading live streams for paying members.

Who's ready to go?

It's definitely worth your money.

It's only £44 a month to

see me trade live.

Don't you wish you had that?

Access. Come on, it's half the price of

Traveling Trader, and then you can just do

the opposite of what I do, and then you'd

I don't know why you guys are so

anti-stocks. I've never seen such an

anti-stock market community on all of

YouTube. It's actually insane. I don't

know what's wrong with you people. You

don't like money. You're like, oh, that's

bad. Stocks are bad. It's gambling.

It's so boring. Jesus Christ. I don't know

what's wrong with you. Are you guys like

all depressed or something? So miserable.

Such a miserable bunch of people.

You're just like Negative Nancys about

everything. Oh, car's bad.

Oh, job's bad. Oh, going to Japan's bad.

Getting a house bad. Trading's bad.

Everything's just bad to you guys.

I think you all need therapy or something.

I think you're more depressed than I am.

I'll save the rest of my banana

drink for my dinner. I'm gonna have a good

dinner tonight, not that disgusting liver.

No, I'm not going to Asia. Boring.

Been there, done that.

I put the liver rubbish bag outside, but I

saw ants around it, so I brought it back

inside. I think the ants are like the

scout ants. They're gonna report back to

the main base. I can't be

bothered to go to the dump because I want

to— when I go to work, I just want to go

to work. I don't want to wait until 9 AM,

go to the dump, and then go to work

because I want to go to work early, like 7

something, and just finish quickly. I

don't want to wait until 9 and then have

to finish late. So I'm trying to wait

until Sunday to go to the dump,

which is 4 days away.

It's going to be stinking.

I could have gone today, but I didn't want

to go all the way to work, come all the

way home, and go all the way back out

again, then come all the way back home.

Really annoying that the dump was closed

I don't know how to get rid of the rubbish

here, so I have to take it to the dump.

I think my hair is looking pretty good.

Yeah, I don't know where to put my

rubbish. I don't know what day they come.

I don't see the other people putting out

bin bags of rubbish. They just put out

recycling stuff like bottles and

cardboard.

Come on, gold, go down, please. Yes,

yes, go down.

I want to get back to £9. I want to get

back to where I was yesterday. I've got

such a good dinner prepared for tonight.

I've got pork loins and we're going— oh,

where's my panko? The Amazon should be

coming today. I hate that my house seems

to be the last place he comes to deliver.

I always get my deliveries like 6 to 8

o'clock. It says between 5 and 8 o'clock.

I must be on the last route or something.

Yeah, I got panko and chicken stock,

so I've got flour and eggs. I was going to

make breadcrumb crispy tonkatsu.

I had Japanese lunch as well. I had soba,

tsukemen. Which I used to think was

stupid, but actually I quite like it now.

They put some green onions on it, put an

egg, and then you dip it into the honshu.

I can hear something.

No, no, I ordered breadcrumbs.

How much does it cost to be a channel

member? Well, there's 3 membership levels.

£44 for the day trading masterclass with

me. Oh crap, I didn't plug my charger in.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Oh.

Only £44 a month, guys. Sign up.

Imagine one person signs up and now I've

got a livestream for one person.

It'd be weird. It'd be like doing a phone

call. I'd be like, hey, one viewer, well,

let's get started with today's trading

session. I don't know if it was a good

idea. What if one person does actually

sign up for it?

Then I have to do it. I mean, for £44,

like,

I'd want to do it because it's pretty

good.

It would be so boring though, streaming to

one person. It's only fun streaming when

you've got at least 100 people. When it

gets below 100 people, it starts feeling

like, eh, what's the point?

Copy Danny's— Daniel's trades but inverse

them. Yeah. I think the one thing I

can prove is that I'm consistently wrong

about everything.

So just do the opposite. Yes, gold's going

down. Come on.

Yeah, I mean, a lot of people won't trust

you if you just say, oh yeah, I'm pro at

trading stocks. But I think I've proven

that I suck at it. I've got like 70%

loss rate.

Your hair looks clean. Yeah, how could you

tell? I had a shower today. It's looking

fresh.

If it just grows a tiny bit longer, it

would look Great.

Definitely much better than the mushroom.

You're shorting gold, you don't even know

why. Yeah, because Traveling Trader said

to, and I'm part of his premium Discord

membership. Cost me $100 a month.

I promise he already took profit, but I'm

still in it. That's the thing, like, I

follow his trades and they'll be like,

hey guys, I took profit, and I'm like,

what? I'm still in it. I didn't get to

take any profits. What about me?

Helmet hair will be back in 4 months.

You blocked me on Instagram. Did I?

I haven't blocked anyone in ages. I wonder

I actually don't know why. I think gold's

just going down because it went up a lot

and now it's selling off. It went up to

$3,500 an ounce, which is insane.

And of course, Barrick Gold is doing

nothing. What even is the point?

Gold is making all-time new highs and my

stupid stock is not moving.

Look, Barrick Gold actually went down.

Well, I mean, it makes sense if gold's

going down, it would go down as well,

wouldn't it?

Yeah, I didn't really do anything today

apart from staring at the stock market all

day. Didn't go to work, or I didn't

have any work. Oh, wow.

Thanks, Sherbet. The Sherbet.

Daniel, you look handsome. I just got out

of a hot, steamy shower. You should join

next time. We can have loads of fun.

Yeah, loads of soapy fun.

I'm clean. Oh crap,

I should take the socks off the heater.

Or what if I put heated socks on my feet?

I want

to get them a bit hotter first.

Little bit hotter. My feet

get cold a lot in this house and my nose.

Yeah, I have socks on almost all day and

all because I seem to wear my socks in bed

recently because it's cold. I'd stopped

taking my socks off in bed. So I barely

ever have time where I'm not wearing

socks. I don't know if that's bad for your

feet. They don't smell

I shower. I kind of got lazy showering. I

only shower every 2 days now,

so I won't shower tomorrow, but I'll

shower the day after because I realize

that My hair doesn't really look that

different if I don't shower for one day.

And the main reason I was showering was so

I could wash my hair to reset it because I

really cared about my hair looking

perfect. But now I just don't care. No one

cares about what my hair looks like. Just

go to work, pick up the parcels and

deliver them. No one's looking at me,

stupid hair. Excuse me.

I have this obsession with my hair where

If I'm going out, I want it to look great,

but I'm starting to stop caring about it

so much.

So I'll go one day without showering,

and when I shower, I shower in the

afternoon instead of in the morning now so

I could just get ready for work quicker.

There's just so many things you have to

do, like you've got to make coffee, and

then I've got to make my huel. And then I

keep needing to go for a poo like 2 times.

And then I've got to floss my teeth, and

then I've got to exercise, brush my teeth,

and then I've got to put on my shoes and

then get in the car. I can't be bothered

to have a shower as well.

Oh, gold's going down. Yes, get wrecked.

I've had like 40% gains today. Went from

£5.80 to nearly £9.

Yeah, my poo's pretty good after eating

Huel. Huel's great.

I got this other protein whey powder

called Bulk and it's disgusting. It's got

no flavor.

You gotta add loads of sugar to make it

edible.

I think currently I've made £1,950 this

month and we still got a week to go. Can

we crack over £2,000? That'd be amazing.

What am I cooking today? I'm gonna cook

breadcrumbed pork loin with cabbage

stir-fry, miso soup, a bit of kimchi,

and rice soup. So basically

tonkatsu. I should have got tonkatsu

sauce. I'm just waiting for the Amazon

delivery. He's so late.

Where's my panko?

It says delivery expected between 5:40 and

8:40. Oh my God.

He's probably not near because the, you

know, the GPS tracker, it's not even on

yet. And it only comes on when it's, when

he's nearby and you're the next 6th

delivery or something. Oh wow. Thank you.

Tell me why Bitcoin is soaring.

Uh, no idea, but I bought some Ethereum.

I bought, I doubled my Ethereum holding.

So I had $130 in Ethereum that was down

50%. I put another $130, took my average

cost basis down to 35%, minus 35%.

Yeah, I feel like crypto summer is coming.

We had the crypto winter. Ethereum up 7%

today. It's just the beginning.

Alt season's beginning. It's usually the

summer. After the halving.

So I hope you've been buying.

Well, Bitcoin's up, what, a couple

percent? Ethereum's up like 8% today. So

Ethereum goes up way more than Bitcoin

does.

Oh, I hate that. I hate when you drink in

a can and then you put it back down and it

slops inside the can. Jumps out of the

hole and splashes you in the nose. So

annoying. Yeah, so I've got

£300 in Ethereum now. I'm expecting 50%

move. I'm going to double it, £600 by

Okay, I'm going to do my thing. So these

socks were on the heater. I'm gonna see if

it feels good. This doesn't really feel

super hot. Oh my God. Oh,

your new haircut looks like a chair,

Daddy. Oh, the heat's going already.

It looks like a chair. What does that

mean? Is that good?

Why does it look like a chair?

'Cause you wanna sit on it.

Oh, you do wanna sit on it, but then

you'll mess my hair up. My feet were warm

for like 2 seconds and the heat

Yeah, I cut my hair pretty good.

20 years of experience. I just went— I

haven't even done any fine tuning. I think

it's fine by feeling. I just have to try

and find imbalances.

I'll find imbalances. I think that's fine.

Any problems will fix itself when the hair

grows back. Bangs are a little weird.

Yeah, they're kind of like curling inwards

for some reason.

I think it looks fine.

When am I shaving it bald? Never. I would

look so weird if I didn't have any hair.

It would not suit me. I'd look really bad.

I think I would also look really old. I'd

probably look like a 45-year-old Asian

man. I think the reason why I look young

is mainly because of my hair.

And maybe my, my lips, because I don't

have thin lips. But without those

2 things, I probably look really old.

Yeah, so when I get my YouTube money, for

some reason I still don't have it, and

it's Monday— no, it's Tuesday. Where's my

YouTube money? If I get my YouTube

money, I should nearly be out of

I still don't have it. Maybe because it

was Easter holiday, bank holiday

yesterday, so the banks didn't process it

until today. So I'll get it tomorrow.

Stupid bank. Oh yeah, bank holiday.

That's why. That's why the banks didn't

do anything. I hate holidays and

bank holidays. It's so annoying.

Everything gets disrupted.

Does your mum allow you back?

Yeah, but if I— only if I apologized.

And admitted everything was my fault, and

she didn't do anything wrong, which is

ridiculous.

She's still mad at me over. I don't know.

Apparently, I said horrible things to her,

but she didn't say anything horrible about

me. She honestly thinks that she asked me

nicely. It's like that meme where it says

in the book Dumbledore asks calmly,

and then in the movie he's like.

I can't believe she actually thinks she

asked me nicely when she didn't sound—

she— maybe that's just the way she thinks

she sounds, but actually she doesn't sound

Now, I didn't expose her cheating

recently. That was ages ago and she

already knew about it. So I don't know why

she's getting mad about it now.

So I said I'll just stay here then, if

you're gonna be like that.

I don't really want to go home. My mum's

gonna be like, oh, I told you so. Oh, I

knew she wasn't good. Oh, I knew you're

wasting your time, wasting your money

again. She'll just be all negative.

So I think I'll just stay here, focus on

making money, enjoy peace and

no fighting. It would just be nice to not

fight with anyone for a while. No women.

No women, no fighting.

I don't know why men and women, they just

end up fighting all the time.

Does she want grandkids? She'll probably

be all negative and say stuff like, oh,

what's the point? Bring them into this

world for nothing. Waste my time. But then

if she actually had grandkids, she would

Will I get my lease extended? I don't

need to get it extended. It will just

roll. You'll keep going on as a monthly

rolling thing, not a決まってる。Was

that not like on a decided basis? You

know, not like a fixed basis, but as a

rolling monthly basis.

But yeah, I will stay here. I like it

here. I like my little house now and

I like my life and I like how

I can just purely focus on money making

and not have to worry about women and

fighting and, oh, I got to prepare this.

Oh, I got to plan a date. Oh, I got to be

careful about what I say. Oh, I got to do

this. Or I gotta buy a gift. I can't be

fucking bothered anymore. I don't have

time for this shit. I just want to focus

on me and not worry about upsetting some

woman and focus on making money and

enjoying my hobbies and

live stress-free.

That's what I should have been doing a

long time ago.

I just don't want to waste time having to

do stuff I don't want

to do. Oh, that banana drink's so nice.

Don't know how you don't like it.

I'm going to try using the Korean pancake

mix for the pork flour flour

dusting to see if it'll make it crispier,

cuz it's got baking soda and cornstarch

I mean, I could just leave the bin bags

out and see if they collect them.

Because I could put them out in the

morning and I'll be at work, won't I? I

just feel a bit embarrassed. What if I've

done it wrong and then all everyone will

see I've done it wrong?

This is how well you make money when you

can focus. Uh, yeah, I've made £2,000

already and there's still a week left in

the month. I would not have been able to

make £2,000 if I had to stop doing

YouTube. Oh, it says I got my money.

Google Payments.

Where is it? I bet this stupid bank hasn't

done it yet because it's bank holiday,

but I got an email saying check your

recent payment. But I

don't have the money.

Today's not a bank holiday.

I don't have the money. Where is it?

£740 for last month. This month

I'm expecting to earn about £1,200.

Because I've already made $1,200 and

there's still another 10 days left. So if

you average out $51 a day times 31, I made

$1,600, which in pounds would be £1,200.

I should be getting a payment of £1,200 in

May for this

month's earnings.

Yeah, the money I'm getting tomorrow is

going to be the earnings for last month.

Which aren't amazing because I took nearly

a 3-week break, but considering the fact

that I took a 3-week break, it's still not

bad. It's about the same as what I usually

get. It's just I managed to save it

because thankfully for the Turkey Tom

3-day stream marathon that I did where

Turkey Tom made a video about me,

I managed to make $400 from those 3— for

3-day stream.

Yeah, so thankfully for that three-day

stream I did, it managed to make it so

that. Even with the nearly 3-week break

from YouTube, I didn't really lose that

much money. Well, I lost a lot of money,

but I still made around the same money

that I usually make.

Yeah, of course I'm reporting my earnings

to the tax people. I'm not getting in

trouble for that again. I've already

submitted my Self-assessment.

Dan, I need you inside of me. I can't wait

until I get to rip these pants off of you

and suck your balls. Please lick the

cheese off of my toes and make me cum. I

don't like my balls being sucked. It feels

weird. It feels like they're gonna— the

tube connecting them is gonna snap or

Yeah, so I don't see how I can get in

trouble again because I've basically

written down every single penny that I've

made on the spreadsheet and I just added

it all up unless I've missed something.

And then I added my business expenses, so

I don't see how they can get me again.

It'd be interesting to see if they

actually audit me again because I haven't

heard anything from them.

Sorry, I think— what? What? Oh,

fuck. Nothing.

I got, I got confused.

Oh, I thought gold— for some reason I

thought gold was at 4,000. And it dropped

down to 3,400, but it didn't.

I just, I thought, oh my God, I'm gonna be

rich. I nearly had a heart attack.

I thought it was at 4,000 and then it

dropped down to 3,400. I don't know

what I was thinking.

You'll be on the list to be automatically

audited. Yeah, I know, I'm not trying

to cut corners this time. I nearly got in

trouble at Tesco because I accidentally,

through no fault of my own, didn't scan

the kimchi. And I

scanned the thingy, the scanner at the

scanning place, and it said your items

need to be checked. A member of staff is

on their way. I was like, oh shit. I was

trying to figure out what to do with the

kimchi. I was like, should I just lob the

kimchi? I should have just chucked the

kimchi somewhere. But it was too late.

The woman was too quick. She saw— I don't

know how she knew that I needed

assistance. Stupid Tesco's.

Maybe it's because it's my first time

using the thingy. So they did like this

automatic first-time users have to get

checked.

I didn't think that would happen because

someone else did a sneaky with a pack

of donuts.

I think it's because I added it and then I

removed it. I kept removing stuff because

I was trying to make sure The amount of

money I was spending was below my budget.

Budget.

It was pretty awkward. Do you think she

suspected that I was trying to pinch it?

I was like, oh, I don't know why it's not

scanned. Must be a glitch.

Very awkward.

Definitely just an innocent mistake.

No, I did not try and pinch it. Why would

I do that? As if I need to pinch a £4 tub

of kimchi. I'm not that

broke. How dare you?

Well, I'm just happy my stock's doing

well.

Yeah, I didn't realize they do that random

checking stuff. Where it basically locks

your scanner. It locks your scanner and it

says someone's coming to check. And then

if you've got something in your trolley

that's not scanned, they'll know that you

haven't scanned it. But can they just

accuse you? I don't know. Like, I mean,

if half of it wasn't scanned, I'd probably

get in trouble. But if it's just one

thing, well,

better be careful next time.

I thought the Tesco kimchi is not too bad.

The problem is I don't know where else to

get kimchi, and I really wanted some

kimchi. I'm surprised they sell kimchi at

all because what British people are buying

kimchi? I think no one's buying it.

You can't imagine your regular British

granny buying a tub of kimchi.

Most British people would hate it. They

think it stinks. And I really don't think

there's Korean people living here. It's

just really weird that they sell— I mean,

they've got quite a big selection now of

Japanese foods. They even sell Shin ramen

at Tesco's and they got a lot of

ramen kits, sushi kits.

I just, I can't imagine a lot of people

buying kimchi. It's got very pungent

smell. I do

like it though. Ever since I went to Japan

the first time and I was dating that

Korean woman and I learned all about

Korean food, started eating kimchi and

miso soup. I actually do eat a lot of

Korean food strangely. Like I made the

pajeon, the Korean pancake with the green

onions and the kimchi. And then I also

make like samgyeopsal style

where you fry it, fry the pork belly and

then wrap it in lettuce.

I have adopted quite a few Korean dishes

and I've started to eat more Japanese

dishes as well.

So those failed relationships with those

ladies wasn't all for nothing. I have

absorbed some of their culture.

I'm like a culture leech.

There were things from dating Asian

women that I picked. I didn't really pick

anything up from Farsa though. Like, I

haven't really adopted Thai things.

I just, I never really liked the food in

Thailand.

I don't really know what you would do for—

I mean, like a fried egg on rice with

minced beef and chili flakes would kind of

be like, what's it called? Pad kapow

or something. The minced beef,

basil leaf, and chili flakes dish.

No, I didn't really like a lot of Thai

food. Tom yum,

it's too violent,

violent in the mouth.

There's not really anything I've adopted

from my time in Thailand, I think.

But I did adopt a lot of Korean and

Japanese culture.

I don't like any of the Thai food. Pad

Thai, didn't like it. It was just really

spicy and not fun to eat.

Well, there was this one thing she would

make. It was like a basil leaf,

like a shiny, waxy green leaf. And then

you'd wrap peanuts,

coconut flakes, all this bunch of random

stuff. You wrap it in the leaf and it'd be

kind of sweet and tangy. That was

quite nice. I forgot what it's called.

I'm hungry

Getting itchy as well.

Have I ever been recognized in public?

Yeah, I get recognized mostly in Japan

though. I got recognized when I was in

Kyoto once, and then in Tokyo

once, and Osaka I got recognized about 2

times. Yeah, I got recognized. I got

recognized a lot last year. It was weird.

I went— I was in Akihabara in this arcade.

This guy just came up to me and said, can

I take a selfie? And I said, okay. I don't

even know if he was a viewer or not.

Maybe he just saw me on Elvis Adian's

video. Who knows? He didn't even say

anything. He just said thanks and he

walked off.

But I never get— I mean, I did get

recognized a few times in Manchester back

in 2021. I think maybe if I go to a

big English city where there's mostly

English people— Manchester is different to

London because London has a lot

of non-English people who would just never

be a viewer of mine, whereas Manchester

would have a higher percentage of actual

English people. And English people are

my second biggest demographic after

American people, but I've

never been recognized here because it's

just all grannies.

Yeah, I have been recognized over the

years. It's always been— they've always

been nice. I haven't Had horrible people

come up to me.

It's always kind of awkward.

Don't really know if I enjoy it. Yes,

gold's going down! Come on, it got

rejected off of the Asia low key level.

Hair looks better short. Yeah, it does

look way better like this. I have to say,

I like, I like the feeling. I can feel the

skull. I can feel the back of my head now

with all that hair gone. It feels weird.

I want someone to give me a skull massage,

just stroke my head.

You can't get rich off these trades.

What's the point? The point is the

percentages. I got 40% percentage gain

today. If you put £1,000 in today, you

would have made £400. So it's about

creating experience, skill,

for— to get ready for when you're ready to

put in big amounts of money. Which I'm not

ready for. Why do I have to keep

explaining this every time? Are you that

thick? Why would I put in large amounts of

money when I'm not ready? Oh, thanks. My

mum watched your vlog. She said you hung

like a horse. Wow, thanks.

Did you watch it together? That'd be kind

of weird. Yeah, I think I'm gonna put out

2 new posts a month on my OnlyFans. I've

got 20 members now.

So I'm gonna put a new post 1st of May and

then another one middle of May. That's

gonna be my schedule.

You're never gonna get good at trading.

Uh, well, not with that attitude, and

that's why you aren't a profitable trader.

But you can learn to do it. You have to

believe in it. And I do believe.

I am a believer. I will

be guided by my guru, Traveling Trader. I

wonder what his real name is. I bet it's

something boring like John.

Majority of people fail at trading. Yeah,

because they don't learn the skills and

then they give up and they lose some money

and they're like, no, I'm not doing that

again. And then they give up. If they just

didn't give up and they kept at it and

they kept trying to control their

emotions. It's just that most people have

a very emotional connection to money. And

the feeling of losing money is too

painful. And then they walk away. It

happened to me. I lost a lot of money a

couple of years ago and I said, I'm never

day trading ever again. This is stupid.

And I didn't do it for about 4 years. And

recently I've gotten interested in it

again because I kind of just don't really

want to be a delivery driver for the rest

of my life. So that's my, my motivation is

I don't want to be a driver for all my

life. And if I

had just stuck to day trading the last 4

years, I might be able to do it.

But now I've got to start again from

scratch. But this time, you know, I know,

I know more. I know a few more things,

tips and tricks like FVGs

and SMTs and MMSMs and,

um, kill zones. I know a lot more now than

I did back then.

Yeah, I'm not going to put big amounts of

money though until I actually feel

confident that I know what I'm doing or

that I can control my emotions.

I think it doesn't have to be difficult.

I think it is very basic. It's like easy

to grasp, hard to master kind of skill.

Very basic skills. You don't

have to know everything about it. You just

have to be able to identify a few

patterns, set up a trade, and not freak

out over it. You just have to stick to

your rules and master the basics.

You don't need to explain what a fair

value gap is. You just need to know what

it is when it forms. And know how to trade

it. You don't need to understand like the

technical scientific reasons why it forms.

It's like you don't need to understand how

a combustion engine works to be able to

drive a car.

How long until I feel confident with large

amounts? Well, first of all, I need to

actually end the month in the green, not

losing half the account.

It's not really about— it's not just about

building confidence, but it's also about

building discipline to be

able to set your stop loss. And even if

it's going in the wrong direction, to be

able to just stare the stock in the eye

and watch it take out your stop loss and

not get emotional about it. Just watch it

happen. Let it happen. Embrace it.

It hurts. It sucks. But you're not

supposed to try and fiddle with it because

you'll just make it worse.

So I think to master it like an art of

trading is the art of losing money and

being okay with that, because the more you

get upset over it, the more you'll lose.

Really, it's a massive psychological

battle.

I think really I do my best trades when I

set up the trade and I walk away and I

don't look at it and I just let it play

out, which is kind of why I like to set up

a trade before I go to bed. Because then

I'm not going to be looking at it. My

bum's itchy.

Not the actual bum, but like the buttock.

And then when I get really good, I can

then sell a course and then you guys can

join my Discord for $100 a month. Just

like my hero, Traveling Trader.

But if you lose money, it's your fault.

Don't blame me.

It was probably your fault.

Maybe I'll

make dinner soon.

I'm 50 pence away from being back at £9.

I can't believe I made back all my losses

in a day. I said yesterday, oh, it's going

to take all week to make back what I lost

yesterday. I did so well today. I went

long SPY on my own. I didn't copy anyone's

trade. And then I went short gold on my

own. And then I did my third trade, which

was copying Traveling Trader's trade,

which was a big short on gold, which

honestly, I wouldn't have stayed in it for

so long if it was just me. I would have

exited it earlier.

Have I used any of the new toys? I used

the beer bottle, uh, but I haven't used

dildo.

Just haven't really been in the mood.

It requires a lot of setup, and also it's

kind of cold, so I don't really want to

get naked.

I've made some money watching Traveling

Trader. Yeah, he's not, he's not a

scammer, is he? I think he's the real

deal. He definitely knows what he's

talking about, and he can back up what

he's saying with actual results. I think

if he was just a grifter and he didn't

know what he's talking about, people would

have called him out.

Long ago.

Why am I in debt to Amazon? Because I

bought this massive monitor, 20% APR.

How did copying his trades work out for

you? Um,

what the fuck?

Scared the crap out of me.

Oh my God, I'm not sure what he said.

He said, blimey, you're not stalking me

today. Is it because last time I was

standing at the doorway waiting for him?

Because I was just worried that he didn't

know where my house was. Why didn't my

camera trigger to let me know there was

someone out there? This is

why I don't like knocking on the door when

I deliver, because when I get knocked, I

get really scared and I jump.

I hate it when they knock on the door.

Yeah, a bit weird. Why did he say that?

Blimey, you're not stalking me today.

Maybe, maybe it was creepy when I was

standing at the doorway watching him.

Yeah, when I got my new tire and the guy

was changing the tire, I stood at the

doorway watching him the whole time. Do

you think that was weird? I was just

interested in how to change a tire because

I've never seen it done before. And I

thought if I watch him do it, maybe I can

do it next time. And then

I thought maybe it was annoying being

watched whilst you're trying to change the

tire the whole time.

I was just curious.

I've never really seen someone change a

tire before. Yeah, look,

I've got my panko.

Oh, there's so much of it. Look at all

Oh, I got my Knorr chicken stock

pot. Never had these before.

It's basically just this cube, isn't it?

Bouillon. It's just different brand

from what I usually get.

Chicken stock,

MSG. I don't know, I didn't realize I was

going to get so much panko. That's a lot.

This is a lot of panko.

We're going to make, hmm, I don't

know if I'll make all of it because it's

raw meat. Maybe I should cook it all

because then it will last longer, won't

it? Because I can only have one a day

because they're pretty big.

This is why you're in so much debt. Well,

I've got to make food, don't I? Jesus.

At least I'm not spending £30 in

restaurants like somebody.

This hair is really annoying me.

Yeah, well, if you buy in bulk, you save

money. Oh, gold's going down! Get fucking

wrecked, gold! I'm £1.30

in the money. I'm 34 pence away from being

back at £9.

Gold is getting destroyed. My take profit

zone is at 3356.

I'll net a £2.64 profit.

Yeah, I was saying, uh, Travelling Trader

got me a 25% gain win today.

Let me see, currently it's, uh, 15%,

but earlier it was like 20%. So yeah,

also since I joined Travelling Traders

Discord, I took my trading account from £4

something up to £9. So yeah,

this is my second week in the Discord.

Last week was my first week and I went

from— I basically doubled my account

thanks to the community.

It will go out of date? What, the panko?

It's like a pillow of panko.

Um, oh, 2026.

Yeah, sure it will. Guess you're wrong

again. I think I'll be able to eat that

much panko before 2026.

People only interested in your stuff

because they want to feel better about

themselves. Yeah, well,

you only exist because your mum had sex

with your dad, so that's

just the truth. Harsh reality checks.

Oh, goal's getting destroyed! Look at it

go down. It's beautiful.

£1.40 in the money.

What else can I do with breadcrumbs? I

could— can you do chicken wings with

breadcrumbs? Don't know, seems a bit

I'm going to have the best dinner tonight

after yesterday's failure. Never get

liver. I think if you're going to get

liver Maybe get a blender and then blend

it into a paste and then you can make your

own pâté. Because I think, yeah, like a

tub of pâté is like £3 or something and

it's just a little tub, but you can get a

whole pack of liver for £2.50, blend it up

and you'll get a massive load of pâté.

Yeah, I know how to breadcrumb stuff.

You, you go flour

first and then the egg and then the

breadcrumbs.

Yeah, that's how you do it.

Yeah, I know how liver tastes because I've

had pâté, but I've just never had— I've

never had pure liver fried in a pan like

that. I didn't realize it tastes so

strong. My hair is so soft.

Oh,

that's why gold's going down, because the

SPY spiked up.

So gold will probably stop going down when

the market stops going up. Where do you

think the market's gonna stop going up?

God, it's still going down.

It's raining again. I can't believe it.

When's it gonna stop raining, for God's

I forgot what it's like when it's not

raining and it's not freezing.

Okay, I got more boxes for the storage.

So I took some cardboard, the big pieces

of cardboard, and I put it in my car to

try and protect the fabric from all the

stones and all the mud and stuff. Should

have done that way earlier. So now I've

lined my car with cardboard. It looks

I think we have about a week

and a few more days since it's been a

whole month as a single person. It's kind

of wild, isn't it? It finally happened. I

became single. It took

3 years. It's actually

a bit strange to think sometimes that

I'm all alone. Bit sobering.

I guess a part of me felt like it was

never gonna happen, but I

had to just drop the nukes. To make it

happen, I guess. So there was no coming

back.

Yeah, part of me did feel like,

like I couldn't believe it would actually

happen.

Number one, I thought I would never be

able to get rid of faster, to be honest.

I felt like, oh my God, I'm never gonna be

able to get rid of her. She's just gonna

follow me everywhere, isn't she?

She would probably just come to England

and like try and get a visa to be with me.

She just wanted to be with me so badly.

For some

reason, I think she wouldn't be happy

in England though. She wouldn't like

English food. There's no Thai food. Um, I

mean, I mean, I mean, you could go to a

Thai restaurant, but what, you're gonna go

to a Thai restaurant every day? You can't

just get stuff you can get in Thailand

easily. They don't have crabs easily

to get for cheap. She loves eating crabs.

And then she'd be too cold, and then she

can't speak English good enough to get a

job. Don't know what she would have done

here.

Although sometimes I think, yeah, it would

be fun if I could take her to these

places. She would have liked it so much.

She would have been like, wow,

beautiful. And then

she would take pictures.

I remember she kept trying to vlog after

she found out I was a YouTuber. She bought

this vlogging stuff, like a selfie stick,

and she even got a lapel mic. We went to

Vietnam and then she was like walking

around vlogging, which was a bit annoying