late night talk about life and future

Testing.

I'm back.

Wow, the previous stream got like 4,000

views. 4,500 views.

What? I guess because it was so long.

Now that the month of March is done, mind

telling us how much you made? Okay.

I already calculated it this morning. So

in March on the main channel, I made

$1,217,

and then on the second channel I made—

Helldivers really fell off. So it's now

tanking in revenue, but March I

made $620,

so that's $1,800

from YouTube. And then PayPal donations,

uh, how are— £300. Well, how many pounds?

PowerPay, £350.

Made £445 on PayPal,

so I made $2,282 in

March. Damn.

What? I made over 2K?

Holy crap.

But I think March— I mean, April is going

to be tougher because I don't have

Helldivers.

I haven't made any Helldivers videos. I

How much after the fees? That was after

the fees. Before the, before the fees, it

would have been more.

Yeah, it's weird. My channel fell off,

but I managed to maintain the earnings.

Just switched to non-stop streaming.

You got ex-wife content for this month.

Time to go all in, knock on her door.

Yeah, pretty good.

Poopy dee scoop scoop daddy whoop whoop

scoop dee poop poop dee scoop dee scoop

dee whoop whoop scoop poop daddy whoop

scoop poop poop fantasizing me inside and

you riding scoop daddy whoop whoop daddy

scoop whoop daddy scoop poop.

Okay, I made like ¥350,000.

To Japanese people, that's loads.

Yeah, it's like ¥350,000.

Hitler rehearsing in the mirror.

Hitler was known for practicing speeches

countless times until he felt ready to

deliver them. That's like being a

YouTuber. I would sit there going,

guys, my ex-wife wants to break up.

I don't know why. I didn't do anything

wrong. I just slept with my viewers, but

she kicked me I also had

to practice my speeches before recording

the video. My epic performance.

Did anyone else think this girl was hot

from the Romeo and Juliet movie?

Look at Leonardo in his knight armor.

What was her name? I bet she's fat now.

Oh my God, these are the new Romeo and

Juliet. Is that a man?

That's the new Romeo and Juliet. Tom

Holland and Francesca Amadori or Rivers

are the new Romeo and Juliet. Oh my

God, that's the new Juliet.

She's got a mustache.

Literally has a mustache.

Can't they get an attractive Black woman?

At least if she has to be black, can't she

look attractive? It looks like a freaking

man. Poor Tom Holland's

going to have to kiss that.

Yeah, there's a Twitter post saying 1996

versus 2024, actual cute girl with

attractive man. Tom Holland's not ugly,

but he's not like handsome If

that was my Juliet, I'd kill myself

too.

Imagine that was your Juliet and you found

her dead. I'd be like, oh, thank God. I

would not join her.

Romeo and Juliet cast.

Jaheira was the woman that introduced her

finger into Daniel's virgin ass.

Jaheira's finger was my favorite thing to

enter the anal cavity.

Her name was Claire Danes. Oh my God,

she's old. Now? 44. She's same

age as my ex-wife.

Yeah, she's okay.

Claire Danes, Juliet.

Why do the women keep— oh no, Titanic,

she didn't die.

That Romeo and Juliet movie was weird

though, didn't they have like rap battles

with each other?

What would happen if you made a new

Airbnb? As soon as I put my name on it,

they would ban me again.

It was a gangster-themed movie. Yeah, I

thought it was weird. I might watch it

again because it was funny and the girl

was kind of cute.

Romeo,

Juliet,

Leonardo.

Hot. Although Leonardo looks more handsome

than she's pretty. You still need

to book Airbnbs, but if Airbnb finds out

Then they'll ban her too.

There's a rule saying if someone helps

someone who's banned book an Airbnb, that

person can get banned as well.

Why are the toilet rolls near the laptop?

I don't know where else to put it. This

table's a bit crowded.

How'd you even get banned on Airbnb by

using, using the kitchen stuff to

masturbate with?

I go through a lot of toilet roll.

Look,

I went through this much in a week.

It starts off like that, and now it's like

that. And this one's my bedside roll. I

use half of I've

already been here a week.

I got a warning on OnlyFans for putting

the sausage up my bum. It says you're not

allowed to put things up your bum that's

not intended for penetration.

Sausage up the bum was quite nice. I

microwaved it slightly before so it'd

warm.

It was just a frankfurter.

I spew out ungodly amounts of semen.

I don't know if it was the spatula up the

bum or because I was wearing one of the

Airbnb host's girlfriend's clothing

and jerking off in it and

filming it. I stayed at this guy's Airbnb

in Berlin, and he had

a girlfriend or a wife, and they were

traveling. But I found his wife's

clothing. It was like, like a woman's

vest top— not a vest,

like a sleeveless t-shirt.

And I found panties, women's panties.

And I wore them and I was jerking off in

them on OnlyFans, so maybe it was that as

well. I don't know.

I think the spatula did it.

That's perverted. Yeah, but I put

them back how I found them, so they

wouldn't even know.

Or maybe it was the Jewish Airbnb in

Berlin, because me and the German girl did

it on his sofa and like juice got

everywhere. I got cum on his fancy sofa.

German girl was crazy, she just wanted to

fuck everywhere.

She was like, fuck me everywhere. In this

Airbnb, Daniel.

And then with Mila in the Rotterdam

Airbnb, we did it in every room, on the

sofa as well. So next

time you stay at an Airbnb, The sofa,

cuz yeah, you wash the bedsheets but

people don't wash the sofa.

Yeah, there was a German

girl in between me though.

Do you remember? I was traveling around

Berlin alone.

No,

that's German girl number 1. This is

German girl number 2.

Would you date Sunny if you were not with

the Thai girlfriend?

Yeah, I guess so. She ticks a lot of

boxes.

Oh my God.

Yeah, maybe I should have stuck with

Turkish girl. She was okay being on the

but I preferred to go back to Chihiro than

be with Turkish girl. I just didn't feel

Turkish girl, I didn't really feel like

I wanted to be with her. I'd way rather

be back with Chihiro than with Turkish

girl,

easily.

See, Chihiro gets mad because I said some

mean things, but Come on, I said some

pretty good things too, like she was

better than any of the fangirls.

She has to admit that probably felt pretty

good to be like a 40-year-old woman, but I

still chose her over these 20-year-olds.

I probably would have ditched Mila and

gone back to J-Ro if that was an option.

I mean, it was an option. Chihiro still

liked me in 2021. She even told me. She

sent me a message saying, I still like

you. Chihiro was

not over me in 2021. We chatted a lot.

So I would have easily gone back to

Chihiro after Mina if it wasn't for COVID.

So literally COVID cockblocked me.

And then maybe we got married again.

Dutch girl. I really don't care about Mina

anymore. I, I wouldn't go to Rotterdam and

walk around Zwiebelswijk and be like,

oh, this is where we start. I couldn't

care. Barely meant anything.

If Japan was open back in 2021, I would

have tried to have gotten back with

Chihiro.

Would you do anything if she gave you

another chance? Anything different.

I guess I have to give her access to my

phone because I can't expect her to

believe I wouldn't cheat again. So I would

have to like not put a password on my

phone, let her GPS tag

me. I don't know,

I would have to make big compromises.

No drama.

But I can't promise that, so that's

probably why she's ignoring me now,

because she knows I can't promise it. I'm

just a walking drama machine. I can't help

There's always freaking drama. I don't

I think it's because I'm retarded. Oh,

thanks, Mummy. Sounds weird to

say. Thank you, Mummy.

How long did it take you to get over Mina?

Like a week after she dumped me in

December. Well, I was heartbroken

when she first dumped me, but the second

time I was happy because I was so fed up

And then I was like pining after Chihiro

beginning of 2021, and then Pia came and

kind of messed it all up. Also messed

it up with Essex Girl. Essex Girl didn't

want to meet me anymore because I slept

with Pia. Pia again. And then I think it—

I think the whole Cesium Pia thing kind of

ruined what me and Chihiro were

rebuilding. How long did it take you to

get over Mila? I guess a couple

weeks. Stupid Cesium.

I think he found out I was talking to

Chihiro again and he was like, I'm gonna

send Pia to wreck it for him.

That's a lie. No, it took me a couple

months the first time she dumped me. The

second time it was quick, and I was glad

to leave.

Have you got any more fangirls apart from

Sunny? No, no one else messaged me on

Instagram.

And no one messaged

me.

Just Blood Bucket and this

other woman.

The other woman, she's in the chat

sometimes. Her name's Shannon.

She just said she found my Facebook and

she thought it was an imposter, but it was

actually me. I wonder what the twin flame

channel says. That guy's channel kind

of grew. I remember I kept it a secret

because I was scared trolls were gonna go

over there. It's called All-Star New

World. New World

Old Star. Oh, he's nearly got 100K subs!

Damn, his channel grew. He used to have

like 2K subs. He only gets 2K views

though. It's like 3K, 2K views.

His latest video is There's No Such Thing

as Twin Flames. Why twin flames can't stop

thinking about each other. Divine feminine

game on. Divine masculine

awakening.

Hello everybody, welcome to another— why

has he become a woman? I used to watch his

videos every day.

Hello, why is there a woman doing it now?

Hey guys,

reading for me. And I would do the reading

that takes like a half an hour, but then

we would talk for like 2 hours after that,

if not longer. And I just wanted to— this

guy's such a scammer though, because he

makes videos about twin flames knowing

people are desperately watching it because

they're heartbroken. And then he's like,

oh, buy my guide on Patreon, then you can

find out how to get back with your twin

flame. Only $100 a month, guys.

It will help you reun— reunionize with

your twin flame. He's just a hustler.

But it actually kind of helped me when I

was having a mental breakdown.

Made me feel like there was hope.

That I'd see her again.

And I did. I got Mila back. I'll get you

back too. I'm gonna— what's

the word? Oh, damn it, what's the word?

Metastasize it into reality. What is the

word I'm looking for? Manifest it. I'm

gonna manifest it,

metastasize it.

Yeah, I did it with Mina. I got her back,

didn't I?

I know the

trick. The trick isn't to become obsessive

and chase them. The trick is to just

First, you gotta practice manifestation.

Send out a clear signal into the universe

what you want.

It's kind of like a seed. You don't plant

the seed and stare at it going, why won't

you grow? You just plant the seed and then

you forget about it.

And then one day it will pop out the soil

as a little green leaf.

My balls are itchy.

Manifestation and law of attraction,

it's, it's real, you know.

What is law of attraction?

A philosophy that claims one's thoughts

determine the reality. An individual

attracts what they think. What you see in

your reality now are the seeds, the

thoughts and emotions you planted at a

certain point in your life.

Attracting, creating, and allowing.

It. I think it's real.

Ask the universe what you want every day.

You send out requests to universe.

Believe you'll get what you want. Time to

remind Daniel what he did as a teenager.

Stole from the cafeteria, stole from his

classmate, jerked off into his cousin's

undergarments and took Victoria's phone

without her permission to snoop.

Definitely no delinquent tendencies there.

LOL. That's all normal behavior for a

teenager that is horny. You mean you never

had a distant relative stay at your house

and then snooped through her dirty

underwear when she was away and rubbed

your willy on it? Come on, be honest. Oh,

look at the time, 1:11. Now that is

law of attraction. That means I'm on the

right path.

1:11. I'm going to send out a mental

message to Chibiro.

It is sent.

I looked at the time exactly as it was

1:11. That's no coincidence.

I wonder if Jira thinks it's hot you want

her this much.

She's pretty scared,

like, oh, when's that freak gonna go back

to the UK?

Law of Attraction states that whatever we

focus on and put mind to, we attract into

our lives and manifest them into our

reality. It's based on the idea that the

very power of our thoughts, desires, and

feelings can create our reality.

Well,

Thoughts do create reality. Like, all

this, before it came into existence, was

just a thought. Someone thought, oh,

let's have a piece of glass that reflects

our image. Let's have some tissue paper.

They all had to think of it before it

became real, didn't they?

My girlfriend's gonna get pissed.

She'll be like, you, you think your

ex-wife is your twin flame? What about me.

I could have multiple twin flames,

a triple, triple triplet flame.

To the age, you it's

no. Yame te kudasai. Ya desu.

Yame nai desu. Imagine I said ya desu.

I should have said nande. My picture

nande. The way he said

that was so funny.

Picture the other day, book in Johnny.

God, they sound so dumb.

That's the future of Japan as well. Oh my

God, this country's doomed.

Broken nanja ne? Adi broken

nanja ne?

His dad needs to get his belt and give him

a good beating. If that was my son, oh my

God. If my son started wearing

makeup, oh my God, he's getting the boot.

Send him to the military.

Imagine my own son beats me up.

Dad, give me a tenner. I want to buy some

fags. He's like, give me

a tenner, Dad.

No, I will instill fear into my kids at a

young age.

How are things between you and Chiro?

Well, she blocked me and won't talk to me,

and I live Just down the street from where

she lives. She literally lives like there.

You see, you see

where, you see

where that light is? I think

her building is like right there, further

down. Towards— you see those red lights?

That's where the station is. She's like

halfway in between those red lights and

here.

I got her cornered like a rat.

Any other girls as the girls that got

away? Yeah, stupid German girl number 1.

Got her into my hotel room, but I didn't

close the deal.

A restraining order? Well,

I'm too far away for the restraining order

to matter. How far is the restraining

order? Like 100 meters? I'm not that

close to her.

Old lady from the other night. Who?

Seems like you're bored with life. Yeah,

kind of. That's why I've been meeting

people recently. I used to refuse to meet

people after the Hong Kong guy thing

happened, But now I'm like, uh, whatever,

just meet anyone. Sora,

Blood Sunny, Momo, whatever.

It has been kind of interesting though, I

have to say.

You met Sora for 10 minutes? Yeah, it was

interesting.

Now he keeps going on about some guy

called Jack Kusong who's

famous for saying penis in

Japanese or something.

He only got 26k views 2 days ago. He was

like really excited to meet this Jakusong

guy. He's not even famous

though, he's got like 100K subs. I'm more

He's got— he's only got 22 million views.

I've got double that nearly. I've got like

38 million. I'm way more famous than this

guy. He doesn't even get that many. He

gets like 100K views now.

That's not funny at all.

What is this?

What's funny about that? I don't get it.

This is his most popular video, 5 million

views.

That got five million views. He just

ripped off Filthy Frank. Filthy Frank said

that all the time. Oh, chin chin ga dai

shi ha ha ha. Pathetic.

That got five million

views. Oh my god!

Japanese humor is so stupid.

お 姫 様、 ノ ーパ ンツ エ

ム ライ の ジャ ック で ございます。 俺 は

あ なた の 奴 隷 です。 俺 の 体 は あ なた の もの。 股

間 の 18 セ ンチ の 刀 も あ なた の もの。 全部

あ なた の もの です。 これ を

虐 待 して ください。 頼 む。 Why

does he say Daisho? What does that mean?

That got 2 point— oh, it got 130K views.

What was the other one? 2.8 million views,

this one got.

I got 2.8 million views. He said he has an

erection. Oh my God,

Sora was really excited to meet this guy.

The next Filthy Frank. Yeah, sure.

I don't think I've ever found Japanese

humor funny. It's just not funny. It's

just cringe in a not funny way.

This woman's kind of hot. She's like 40.

Look, she looks

retarded though. She's got like this

stupid smiley face.

How do I make it bigger?

How is she 40-something? Her body's pretty

nice. Her face is good too.

She's got like this always smiley dumb

face, which should look pretty hot if she

does it during sex. Like she's feeling

so good, she's like blissfully retardedly

smiling all the time. I don't know, have

you ever had sex with a girl and she's

just smiling? It's weird. I slept with

this Japanese woman before and she was

like the whole time.

I think it's hotter when the sex feels so

good they have like this disgusted look on

their face, like, oh my Oh, this is so

gross, but it feels so good at the same

time. Like, like they're about to sneeze,

but when they're like— a massive grin on

her face is freaky. It looks so weird.

She's just like lying there like,

that was the only woman I did it with who

ever did that.

Do you smile during sex? This is weird.

It feels good, so you're like—

smiling would be weird.

It looks like you're demented.

Aspen Gold made his character bald in

Dragon's Dogma.

It kind of looks like him. Look at this.

It does look like him.

He should have made it more ginger.

He must learn the blade.

It looks like him.

Look at that, it really does look like

Why does he run like a girl?

That game's so boring. I tried playing it,

it's rubbish.

Ah, I miss Filthy Frank. He was funny.

But I think if he didn't quit, his shtick

would have gotten old and he would have

fell off anyway. Unless he was creative

and came up with new ideas.

They used to put so much effort into

YouTube videos, like the Content Cops too.

They were like 1-hour-long videos full of

jokes, different costumes, props, and all

They put everything into the videos, all

Did you see Asmon's new girlfriend? Is she

The Upper Hotel cat massage song. I forgot

how it goes now.

It's not fun when you can't hear the music

Viewership dropping. I'm getting tired.

It's like 1 AM in

the morning. Probably go to sleep soon.

I feel sick as well from all the food.

Do I still play Elden Ring?

Nope, I haven't played any games in ages.

Played Helldivers about 2 weeks ago.

You barely ate food. Oh, I got to do my

expenses. How much did I spend today?

I'll do it tomorrow. I spent

¥800 on a Samurai Burger,

¥500 train— no, 290 yen for trains.

Uh, drinks.

I've got Pocari Sweat and that banana

drink. 200 yen. No, more like 300.

And then 7-Eleven spent maybe

800.

I didn't eat 500K cows.

McDonald's must be 600, 700,

and then that bento is probably like 500.

Wait, let me Google it.

How many calories, Samurai Mac?

400— 430

calories. And then how many calories in

chips?

Medium fries McDonald's,

350 calories.

That in a medium serving french fries,

so it was like 800 calories for that

McDonald's.

And then that bento is probably 400 or

500, so I probably had 1,300.

Calories, and I walked and burned off

about 1,000.

So total calories— caloric intake

500. Yeah, it's kind of not good. I burned

1,000 calories.

1,000 kcal burned. I did 41,000

steps. Don 't look

up. パ ジャ マ の 未 来.

Why? Is Ch ih iro on it doing

a naked dance?

パ ジャ マ の 未 来.

Why is a Japanese girl doing

horny stuff? She got her boobs out.

It would be more than 40,000 steps to walk

from Osaka to Kobe. Well, I'm not in

Osaka, I'm in Mokonosawa,

which is 20 minutes away from Osaka.

Do you think that was my girlfriend in the

chat? Because she's not messaged me.

Usually she messages me when she wakes up,

but it's half past 1 now.

You've been gaslighting Thai girlfriend

pretty hard. No, told her

the truth and only the truth when

necessary.

Tori, you should sushi no yamete kudasai.

The way you said that was so gay.

What do you mean, what do you mean,

for now?

Literally no one from Sora's audience

joined my channel. I lost,

I lost 30 subs since then.

I only got 4,600 views from the Sora

thing. I gained 6 subs. Oh well,

I guess it's cuz I don't go around

screaming Chen Chen Daos Daoyao.

I really don't think Sora's audience would

enjoy watching me. I'm too mopey,

and I don't do like cringe Japanese

humor.

I don't know how he still does the same

content he started off doing, because I

used to make pretty cringe content too,

6, 7 years ago, but then I kind of grow

out of

it. It looks like the Blood Bucket video

peaked at nearly 6K views.

Hmm, I thought it might get 7, 8K.

Last time I got 7K was Valentine's with my

new wife.

I remember when I painted Chihiro,

it actually looked like her. I can't

believe it.

I wonder if she's freaked out by this.

My girlfriend was mad. I had to like sit

down on the bed and have a talk with my

girlfriend because she was really upset.

Imagine being upset over a painting. I

can't believe how well it turned out. I

got the eye placement the nose and the

mouth really down well.

I should have left the neck like that. I

really messed up the neck. Shadow— shadows

Don't you think it's really good? Look at

this, it even looks like her.

When I put the red jumper thing, it

started to really look like a Oh

my God, it would be so weird to see her in

real life again.

I haven't seen her face in real life for 5

years, 4 years. So weird seeing her again.

I can't believe you sold it for that much.

Yeah, $150. Well, I think it

made 110, so I had to pay postage.

Stupid postage, so expensive.

I still got the video with Momo, but I

haven't posted it to public yet.

Maybe I'll post it tomorrow morning. So

probably, don't know. Blood Bucket said I

can stream at the bar.

I'm not sure, maybe I just like have fun

off stream.

Not everything has to be about content,

just hang out like normal.

I didn't make much money off the nearly

gotten beaten up thing. It got really bad

CPM. $2 per 1,000

views. That is crap.

And the Sword of the Troll one got

terrible CPM as well. $2.78 per 1,000.

It's rubbish. That means I made like $8.

Favorite Place in Osaka got nearly $4.

Pretty good.

Start making good content. Like what?

Haven't watched you since 2020. Why are

there so many comments people saying that?

Is that why I'm losing so many subs?

Because old people are actually coming

back to then only unsub.

I've seen that comment a lot today. I

haven't seen you in years. I haven't seen

you in ages.

Well, what brings you back? Did my stream

just pop up on the home screen?

Well, if you haven't watched me since

2020, just want to say that,

uh, the failure of my marriage was all

Jiro's fault. And I didn't do nothing

wrong, and I cheated 270

times and got away with it. That's some

classic Daniel.

Your stream just popped up. Yeah,

it's this stupid algorithm. The only

reason my channel is dead, cuz it doesn't

pop up to most people now, and it just

randomly chooses people that I haven't

watched for 4 years to pop up to. I don't

know why it popped up for you. It's

because I put, I don't know, late night

talk about life and future. Why would that

pop up?

It doesn't make any sense.

Jahira made me do it.

I could wave at her out of the window.

She could see it.

I can't sit like this anymore. My back

hurts. Ah, better.

I need to go to bed soon. It's two a.m.

Speak about hot topics. What like Putin,

Israel? Oh no, Israel are bombing

people. It is wrong.

I do not condone the bombing.

The bombing is very bad.

Didn't they say something like Israel

bombed some Iranian general or

something? God, they're gonna trigger

World War III. It's gonna be like Israel

missile strikes Iran, Iran counterstrikes

with nuke, US is forced to join

the fray, China and Russia join on Iran's

side. I swear to God, this is how World

War III is going to start. The whole

Middle East is just falling apart.

That's like everyone hates Israel. No one

has the guts to stand up to Israel apart

from maybe Iran.

Then you got the rebels, the Houthi.

Better not turn into World War III,

be so annoying. COVID just ended and I'm

just able to come back to Japan, and now

stupid World War III is going to start.

Can't they kill each other some other

time? Stupid people.

I wonder what happens if you ask ChatGPT,

give me the most controversial take on the

Israel-Gaza conflict. But I think it would

say My data logs have only been updated

up to 2022.

Give me reasons why Hitler wasn't so bad,

ChatGPT.

I think I need to go to bed. I'm really

tired. 1 hour 7

Do you sleep with jeans? No, I'm gonna

take these off.

Toes itchy.

I don't know why.

Fungal infection.

I think feet does get you age restricted

because one time I posted my OnlyFans

video where I was rubbing oil on my feet

and rubbing the toes against each other,

and the video got age restricted. I didn't

even show my dick or anything, just poured

oil on my toes.

Showing feet on Twitch is a weak ban.

Well, what about people who are on the

beach or swimming? I heard Twitch is gonna

ban people from streaming and showing

intimate parts, like zooming in on

cleavage. Ah, my stomach is so

Well, I'm gonna go to bed.

So maybe stream tomorrow. If Blood Bucket

says I can stream in the bar, then I guess

I'll stream for a bit. That might

be fun. Or maybe it'd just be more fun if

I didn't stream, just had some fun.

Okay, bye-bye guys. See you next time.