I Bought A Drone And A Gun!

Oh shit, keep forgetting to allow

comments on my second channel. Just

finished making my Surface Pro video and

that just went up. It's been a very busy

day. I made a response video to some guy

that will be going up tonight. And I just

finished my Surface Pro review video,

finished editing that. That just went up,

and now I'm ready to do livestream.

The busy life of a YouTuber.

I got a gun!

Got a gun on Amazon. It's been such a long

time since I got— had a gun. I remember

when I was 10, me, Max, and Ben, my

friends, We got BB guns, we used to shoot

each other. I remember I got shot on the

tip of my nose, really hurt. Decided to

buy another one. I was so excited. I'm

gonna shoot the crows outside on the

balcony. Fucking crows, crowing all day.

I'm gonna show them who's boss.

And I got this little shit drone to fly at

the crows, see what they do. Let me make

sure my address isn't on it first. I need

some kind of COVID to put over the lens

like this.

Let me check.

I'm pretty sure I took the address label

off, but you never know.

Okay, I think it's safe. It's safe.

Wow, I can't believe how good I feel

today. I woke up this morning, I feel

great, and I'm not sure if that's because

I didn't masturbate for nearly 2 days. I

didn't masturbate yesterday, all day

yesterday, and I haven't masturbated today

yet, and I feel great. I don't know if

it's a coincidence because sometimes I

feel great anyway, but it's really weird.

Maybe the whole NoFap is actually true,

because usually I wake up and I feel

depressed. I feel like there's this dark

cloud hanging over myself. I feel like

there's a sense of impending doom. I feel

like everything's gonna fail. But today I

woke up, I felt great. I felt focused. I

felt like my mind was clear. I feel like

anything could happen. And if that's just

because I didn't fiddle with myself for

more than 24 hours, Wow, that's, um,

that's powerful stuff. I might have to

give this NoFap challenge an actual try,

try and go for a whole week. My wife's on

her period anyway, so it

just doesn't make sense because I always

thought masturbating makes you feel good,

it doesn't cost money, doesn't hurt your

body in any way. Might as well do it if it

feels good and there's no negative

effects. But then I started hearing people

talk about how it makes you depressed and

stuff, and it's just weird how something

that makes you feel good physically can

make you feel depressed mentally. I don't

understand that. Maybe there's science to

it. But I feel good.

I don't feel horny. I'm touching myself

now and I don't really feel anything. My

dick is soft and small.

Usually in the morning I have a massive

boner and I rub one out before I get up,

but I didn't feel like doing it this

morning. I just got out of bed, I started

So which one should I unbox first, the gun

or the drone?

The gun. The gun?

I, I thought the drone would be more fun.

Okay, where's my knife?

Pretty sure I brought the knife here.

It's gone now.

Found it. And we can make sausage

sandwiches again. Later.

I'm not sure what the gun's going to look

like. In the picture on Amazon, it looks

fairly realistic, but it might be very

small, like a toy gun. It is a toy gun,

it's not a real gun. Don't start calling

the police. I didn't buy a proper gun off

of the dark web.

The Surface Pro is so shit. I have it over

there. It's so bad compared to the iPad

Pro. It's a terrible device. It's a shit

tablet. It's a mediocre laptop.

If you want a tablet, do not get the

Surface Pro. It's horrible. It's laggy,

it's jittery, it's slow, it's

unresponsive. It keeps glitching.

It keeps doing these weird glitching

things. The iPad Pro is so much better in

every single way, even multitasking. You

think You think Windows would be

better at multitasking? No, the

multitasking on the iPad Pro is so much

better. You can have split-screen apps,

you can have a little app that swipes,

swipes out from the side, you can have a

little pop-up window for YouTube to watch

whilst you're playing games. You can't do

that on the Surface. You can do the

split-screen app thing, but it's really

rubbish. It's very slow and jittery,

non-responsive. I just don't

know who would unironically buy a Surface

Pro for £1,000 when you can get an iPad

Pro for less money, or you can get MSI

gaming laptop for less money. Why would

you buy a Surface Pro over a gaming

laptop? If you need something powerful to

do technical work on, get, get a laptop.

Why would you buy a Surface Pro? Just get

an iPad Pro if you don't do anything

technical.

My MSI gaming laptop costs the same as the

Surface Pro and it's way better. It has an

i7 processor, GTX 1060,

1TB of storage. The Surface Pro

just has an i5, integrated graphics card

which is shit, and only has 128GB of

storage. It's rubbish.

Oh, you can see the box.

Wow, it's just like the real ones from the

army. It's pretty big. I didn't think it'd

be so big. M92F military

real scale completed high-grade hop-up

type soft air gun. Tokyo Marui.

That's pretty cool. Made in Japan.

Pretty sure it's okay to show this on

YouTube. I mean, there's gun channels on

YouTube where they have real guns. I saw

this one channel called Demolition Ranch,

and it's buying his 10-year-old son his

first rifle. A rifle

for a 10-year-old to take to school

in case he, he needs protection. He needs

to be able to defend himself from the

other kids who also have machine guns.

Imagine those parents and they, they

refuse to send their kids to school unless

they have a firearm on them. If I lived in

America and I had kids, I'd make sure my

kids were wearing bulletproof vests to go

Wow, it even comes with pellets.

So how do I use it? Military model.

I would not feel comfortable unless my

child was wearing a Bulletproof vest. If I

lived in London, I'd give them a

stab-proof vest. In Japan,

I wouldn't worry. I'd let them play out on

Oh, it's so big! I haven't had a gun

since I was about 10.

So this is the ammunition thing.

Look, they're made out of plastic.

I shouldn't have bought the other— I

bought a little box, it has 800 pellets

I think I bought too many.

And this is the gun.

Ooh,

feels cool.

I feel cool. What's this thing?

It's plastic. It's not made out of metal.

I don't know how to use it.

Oh, okay,

let's load the magazine.

You know in games when you reload after

you've only shot one shot, I always

thought, but isn't it a waste of

ammunition because they take the magazine

out after just shooting twice? And they

chuck it away, and they put in a new

magazine when you reload the gun.

This is going to take ages. How'd you put

them in? They go in like this.

Oh, oh no, no, no, no, no, no! I don't

want to make a mess. My wife will be

angry. Come back.

Can I replace these metal ones with? I

mean, these plastic ones with metal ones.

What if I put spikes?

This is so fun. I should buy my wife one.

We can shoot each other. I should make

targets with Chris's face and Nobita's

face, Ben Dean's face, and then shoot

them. I think I'll get in trouble on

YouTube then. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I wonder if it hurts if I shoot

I don't think I can fit any more in. I

didn't put many in. Oh, I'm not sure how

many goes in.

It's getting hard to put them in now.

What's the maximum capacity? I didn't put

that many in, did I? Oh, they're still

going in. I can't see, that's the problem.

Where's my phone?

My second channel is actually making

money. I can't believe it. My ad revenue

on my second channel is nearing $100, and

I'm just making tech videos talking about

tech. It'd be great if that channel blew

up as well, and then I can actually just

rely on my tech channel instead of this

channel, which is obviously dying.

Oh, that'd be so great. Then I can

actually talk about things I'm interested

in and not things that I think people are

interested in. Oh, Diego Dan, thank you.

When will you see my sister again? I don't

know, depends if she comes to Japan or

not. I don't know why she doesn't come to

Japan. I could make a video, English girl

comes to Japan for the first time, and

then I could make her eat all the Japanese

food that she's never tried before. Okay,

let's load this baby up.

So there's a switch here that does— oh,

it's a fake switch. What's this

do? I don't

know. There's a button here as well. This

is a fake switch.

Feels really good to hold. I don't know

why it feels very— I feel powerful. Like I

could kill someone.

Oh, I feel cool.

So how do I shoot?

I'm scared.

It's not working.

I thought it was going to shoot something.

I don't know why it's not working.

So this releases the magazine.

I don't know what this does.

I don't know how to use it.

What's wrong? Put the clips in.

Oh, that sounded different. I think it's

gonna shoot now.

Oh, holy shit!

Okay, okay, that's a bit more powerful

than I expected. Jesus!

I thought it would just bounce off. Holy

shit, that's powerful! Good thing I didn't

shoot my hand. I didn't think it would be

so strong.

Bloody hell!

Oh, whoa! I didn't think

it would be so powerful to actually shoot

a hole into the tissue paper. Now I've

lost it. My wife's going to get angry if

there's little BB pellets all over the

Where'd it go?

Okay,

let me shoot at this box. What should I

shoot at? Oh, I know! I'm going to shoot

at this plastic thing and

see if it makes a popping sound.

Oh, that feels powerful. I'm scared,

I'm scared.

Whoa, hey, it came back to

me. I don't think it

did anything. No, it didn't. Oh, there's a

little hole. There's a little hole.

It's not that powerful then.

Sealed air.

I'm scared it's gonna hit me in the face.

Okay, I'll shoot it. Yeah,

I'm scared it's gonna hit me

in the face.

This is really cool. I want to shoot

something that's moving.

What should I shoot?

Whoa, it's so loud!

I think the noise is coming from the

plastic though, not the actual gun.

Do you think I can shoot the crows from

here? I'm not sure what the range is.

I'm gonna shoot over this direction.

What should I aim at?

Whoa, where'd it go? It came back

Hey, it shoots really powerfully.

Whoa, shit, did someone give me money?

£62. I didn't notice. Send it to me again.

Sorry, wait, I'm scrolling. I'm looking

for it. I'm looking.

Can't find it. I was having too much— oh,

Andy Olson, thank you. Glad to see you're

Happy return to your art. Wow, thanks for

the 100, very generous.

Although I've kind of lost interest in art

again because people don't— people aren't

clicking on my videos where there's art in

it. Like my mukbang one, the ex-girlfriend

drawing one got clicks, did pretty well.

I've got one about bullying that I'm going

to release. I'm not sure if I'm I will,

because I don't, I don't think people are

interested in it.

That's a nice BB gun. Okay, what should I

shoot at now? It's actually kind of scary.

I didn't think it'd be so powerful. I'm

gonna shoot the green plastic bag over

there. Whoa!

I lost one. They should make these bright

blue, bright red, so it's easy to find.

Why they make them orange?

Okay, so I'm

gonna wait until there's a crow perched

outside. I'm gonna shoot it in the Fuckin'

face. I think that's enough of the gun.

It's kind of boring, isn't it? It's fun

for me, but I think it's a bit boring for

you. I don't have any targets. Don't want

to get banned on YouTube for violence or

anything. I think it's fine. I don't think

YouTube has anything against guns. I've

seen plenty of gun channels. It's not even

a real gun. It's a fake gun. It's a BB

gun. I do kind of want to shoot myself

with it.

Should I shoot myself? Okay, I'll shoot

myself for a Super Chat. I'm not gonna

shoot myself for free. Okay, where's my

drone? So this is my second anti-crow

strategy. First one,

I'm gonna try and shoot them.

I want to shoot something that's alive.

Maybe not cats. I like cats. What should I

Instructions: M92F military model.

Maybe I should make some targets. It's

boring shooting inanimate objects. I want

to shoot something that's alive.

Wow, it says do

not shoot— oh, be careful of ricochet.

Don't shoot yourself in the elbow. Okay,

Anzen cap.

Oh, Boken, some kind of voucher.

Airsoft gun. You can get these big rifles

as well on Amazon. I decided to get the

pistol because I thought it'd be better,

but I am tempted to get a big rifle now.

Big-ass rifle with a scope.

Shoot people.

It says do not modify it. Do not take it

apart and modify it.

Oh, they gave me a target as well. Free

shooting targets.

That's generous. So how do I set it up?

I'm going to shoot it right into the

plastic, see how loud it is.

I'm scared.

Oh, it went inside, but it's inside

of the plastic. Pretty cool,

isn't it? Bet you're jealous.

Only cost $20 as well. I can't

My friends would be so jealous if they

knew I could get BB guns. I remember

begging my dad to let me get one when I

was about 10. Oh yeah, baby.

What should I shoot at? Maybe I'll shoot

at this target.

Maybe I'll put it far away.

Where should I put it? No,

I'm not shooting it at the iPad. iPad's my

friend. Um,

trying to think. I need some

sellotape. I don't have any Sellotape.

I think I bought too many BBs as well.

Shoot it at the drone? That's a good idea

actually. Maybe in a minute, see if it's

easy to fly. I can make

a little stand using the paper like this.

Okay, I'm gonna shoot at your target.

Stand by,

stand by for firing.

Let's hope it doesn't bounce off

in my face.

Did I hit it? Oh look,

that's pretty good, pretty good shot,

nearly bullseye.

Wow, I feel so powerful now.

I want to open the balcony and shoot,

shoot people walking past.

That evil.

My gun, pretty cool, isn't it? Who here's

jealous?

Okay, I think I want to open the drone

next.

Real scale completed high grade. What's a

hop-up type? How much was it? It's about

$22, so fairly cheap,

fairly cheap.

It's a very nice piece,

looks pretty cool, doesn't it?

Uh, wow, people really didn't like my

video about apple milk. Terrible watch

time. I only made about $8 off it.

I put so much work into it, into the

wording of it. I guess you guys don't

really care about people from 10 years

ago. I thought I make something I

was interested in for a change, and look

what happened. Lesson is never

Okay, where's my knife?

The people who did watch it, I think they

liked it. They got really low views.

I've never had a video get such low views

before. Even my videos about lasagna or

eating food got more views.

Okay, let's open the drone. I'm starving,

by the way. Should I eat my sausage

sandwich or open the drone first?

Age is 14 plus. That's a pretty

thick instruction manual.

Thank— thanks card. Thank you for choosing

our Potensic products. We sincerely hope

you are satisfied with our products.

Potensic is a highly innovative,

innovative brand. Oh wow,

okay, that's a lot smaller than I

expected. I didn't think it would be so

small. I thought it'd be like this big,

like this big. That's tiny.

I didn't think it would be so small.

Look how small it is. It's gonna get blown

away in the wind. This cost ¥5,000,

which is about $50.

Can't open it.

Why do they make boxes so difficult to

open?

What's in here?

See that power? Oh, the remote control

is bigger than the actual drone.

Oh, do I need to buy batteries? Please

tell me this bat— oh, for fuck's sake,

there's no

batteries.

Oh, stupid thing.

Let me see if people

buy batteries when they buy it. I have to

buy batteries.

Where, where's the battery? Are you

sure there's no batteries? Maybe this is

the battery.

What's this? Oh,

it's just a clip.

There's a screwdriver and there's little

propellers and a USB stick.

Weird. There's no batteries.

This is made in China. What kind of

batteries go in here?

Let me check Amazon.

Do people buy batteries when they buy

No, I have to buy the battery separately.

It's a special kind of battery.

It looks weird.

That's a weird-looking battery.

Look, why is it in a plastic wrapper?

Why doesn't it come with the battery?

Obviously I'm gonna want the battery.

I thought it would just come with

batteries. Oh, this— I

should have read this review. This guy

reviewed it, he said batteries don't come

included. I have to buy the separate

batteries for $10.

Oh my God, and they're not standard

batteries, it's like a special battery

that you need to get for it. So I can't

just go to the shop and get batteries, so

I'm gonna order it. I was

looking forward to flying the drone.

Wait until tomorrow now.

Where would I use it? I'm gonna fly out of

the balcony to chase off the crows.

Just ordered it. £7. Fine. I'm so

I should have checked. Why didn't I check?

Oh, the spring clip thing goes, goes here

so you can attach your phone to it like

that. It's a bit weird, isn't it?

Ouch. So your phone goes

here like that, and then you control

it. Why do you need your phone on it?

There's no camera. Oh wait, is that a

camera? Didn't know there's a camera. I

could fly over to my neighbor's balcony.

Maybe she'll have her door open. She might

be naked. Oh, could fly over

to the opposite building. Oh,

what's this? And then film her.

There's— there might be a woman in there

naked after having shower. She'd be all

wet, nice and wet, and she's wiping

herself off. And I have my drone and

outside filming her naked,

and then I'll masturbate to it.

Wait, this little white thing goes in

there. Oh, oh,

it's blinking!

Why does the drone have a battery if the

remote controller doesn't?

Battery.

So the drone has a battery inside of it.

Oh, this is a camera.

Oh, I guess you charge the drone using

this. Plug it up

its anus. Oh wait, the battery comes out.

Ooh, this is what the battery looks like.

Oh wait, this looks like the battery

I just ordered. Shit, I don't want a drone

battery, I want the battery for the remote

control. Wait, I need to cancel.

I think the battery I just bought is for

the drone, not for the remote. Yeah, this

is exactly the same battery that,

that's on Amazon that I just bought.

Look, I don't want that. Cancel this order

Okay, we cancel. Where's the cancel

button? Cancel order.

Cancel checked items.

Successfully canceled. Okay,

so what battery do I need for the remote?

What if I don't even need a battery for

the remote? That's weird. Why is the

battery in a plastic— it's like it's

wrapped in sellotape.

Do you think I could bite it? What happens

if I bite it? So how do you charge the

battery? Why is there a USB stick?

Maybe the USB stick takes the drone

footage off of the drone. I think it goes

here, but it doesn't fit in the hole. No,

it doesn't fit there. So this goes in

here,

and then you poke this in.

I don't want to break the connection.

Goes in like this. There,

it's on.

New— what do I need for this? It says

size AA.

Is it a AA battery?

Why is this bit bigger than this bit?

I think it's just AA battery that goes in

there.

And there's— oh, these are spare

propellers.

Why are there screws?

Maybe there's AA batteries in this remote.

Oh no, these are AAA. Are they AAAs?

Don't think they're going to fit in there.

Why do things have to be so difficult?

Let me check Amazon again. Maybe someone

wrote something.

Oh, why is there no information?

Why, why, why?

I don't even know where you can buy

What happens if you're flying the drone

and the batteries run out? I guess it just

falls out of the sky.

It's all in Japanese. I'm too lazy to read

Do I need an application? Maybe there's an

app. Potensic is the name of

it. I'm starving. I wrote Potensuck.

Oh, there is an app. Which one is it?

Potensic G or Potensic M?

Potensic M2. Why are there so many? Let me

read the instructions.

Operation guidance.

English. Okay,

everything's written here. Drone battery.

Oh, we can charge the drone battery using

USB. Oh, here it is.

Transmitter battery. Insert 4 AA batteries

following the polarity indicators. So it's

just AA. Okay,

so I

need AA batteries.

How come we don't have any double A's?

Double A's, so old-fashioned. We use

lithium-ion now. Not— are these double

A's? No, these are triple.

Oh, triple A. No, I want double A.

What about

the Amazon Fire Stick?

AAA. Everything's AAA.

Um,

don't have any AA. What about this clock?

This clock should be AA. Oh,

it's a big fat one.

Look, big fat battery. I don't

have any double A's. I don't think I have

any. I need to go to the shop.

I'm so disappointed I don't have anything

else. Everything else is lithium-ion

and everything else is plugged in.

I don't know where to buy batteries.

Should I go to the shop with my gun? Give

me the batteries! Oh.

Give me the battery, bitch.

Get in my van, little kitty,

or BB gun you.

Well, I was hoping to have some fun in

today's stream. Looks like everything's

against me. Everything's out to get me.

Everyone's just trying to ruin my day.

Screwdriver.

I have to wait until tomorrow. Should I

just buy some from the shop or order it on

Amazon? It's kind of embarrassing because

it's always the same guy from Amazon who

comes to deliver.

I have all this rubbish I need to clear

up. Okay, I'm gonna clear up a little bit.

You can watch me if you want to.

Okay, that's loud.

What should

we do now?

So can't use this.

All my remotes are AAA. I'm not sure about

this one. AAA as well.

Everything's AAA.

It looks like a little packet of drugs.

I'll put it away for now, get some

batteries when I go shopping. Tonight.

It's quite cute, isn't it?

Yeah.

I'm starving.

Who wants to cook some sausages?

Oh, I got this new stand for the iPad Pro

as well. See, you just put it here.

And I've got this Surface Pro as well.

I've got too many computers now. I've got

MSI gaming laptop, Surface Pro, iPad Pro,

got an iPhone X and Samsung S10.

Very nice. This is shit. I'm sending it

back to Amazon. Very, very bad,

Microsoft.

Stuff. Not impressed.

I'm not sure if I want to keep the gaming

laptop because I don't use it much now.

Don't really enjoy Rainbow Six like I used

to.

That's a nice gun.

Soft egg gun.

Shoot my wife with it.

Surface Pro. I'm not sure if I want to use

it anymore. I've made the video on it, so

I don't really want to use it anymore. I

could play Rainbow Six on it. I don't

think I'd ever want to play Rainbow Six on

it on the Surface when I could just play

on my gaming laptop.

Should I just reset it, factory reset it?

I don't think I'll use it again.

I'm so hungry. I don't know why.

What are Japanese movie theaters like?

Um, pretty much the same as everywhere

else. Not much difference. Same as

England, same as Korea.

Nothing special about them. There's

nothing Japanese-y about them. So this is

the Surface Pro. It's an overpriced lump

of rubbish. Should I break it for

fun, like JerryRigEverything? I'd rather

get my £800 back.

Such a shame. I thought it'd be a good

device. I thought it would be

a good tablet and be able to do cool

things like playing Rainbow Six.

But it's not. It's a crappy tablet and

it's not a very good laptop. You can get a

way better laptop for that price. You can

get a MacBook Pro.

Apple is so much better.

Yeah, Apple is more expensive and it's

more limited, but it's good.

And it doesn't feel janky and sloppy. It

feels like a premium product, unlike that.

Well, at least I know now. I know the iPad

Pro is better. I just had this itch and I

really wanted to get one and try it out,

try and use it how I use the iPad. And now

I've done that, it's kind of like my wife.

I thought I wanted a younger, more, more

attractive girlfriend, and I tried those.

I ended up realizing that my wife was

actually better from the beginning, so I

went back to my wife. Now I'm going back

to my iPad Pro, even though the iPad

Pro is older. I'm not sure which one's

older. Surface Pro or iPad Pro?

Do I have a permit to fly the drone? No,

I'm not getting a permit. Don't tell

anyone, it's a secret. I'm gonna take it

out when there's no one around. There's no

crows recently.

There were a few a couple days ago. They

were perched right outside on top of The

electric phone pole. I want to shoot it in

the face. It won't fly

outside. Why not? I'm a bit

worried it'll get blown away in the wind.

Oh, I got a review from Masako, my Airbnb

owner. What did she say about me?

She gave me a nice review.

Why can't I find it? Oh,

she said Daniel-san is a very nice

gentleman. He is a quiet person and very

polite. I recommend him as a nice guest.

She didn't even meet me. How does she

know? She— how does she know I'm polite

and a gentleman? She's just

writing that. She doesn't even know who I

Yeah, well, I had sex in her Airbnb

multiple times with multiple women.

Isn't it funny? The next person who stays

at that Airbnb will be staying there after

I banged in that Airbnb.

And I shat in the toilet and I pissed in

the shower. Maybe I should leave a review.

Maybe people who know my channel would

also want to stay there knowing that I

stayed there as well. I could bring her

more, more business.

Would you like to sleep in the bed that

Daniel had sex in?

Okay, so should we cook some sausages?

I do like sex. I haven't had sex for quite

a while though. When was the last time I

had sex? I think it was— I

can't remember.

Maybe last week.

Just haven't really felt in the mood for

it. Well, I'm always in the mood for it,

but if it was a different girl, then I'd

do it straight away every night. But when,

when you get a wife and you've been with a

wife for over a year, you don't really

feel this urge or impulse to just do it

every day like you would if you had a

brand new girl. You know what I mean.

It's not that I'm bored with sex.

Maybe I shouldn't finish that sentence.

I'm put this Surface. I'm going to reset

the Surface Pro right now. Let me factory

reset the Surface Pro. Get it boxed up

again because I really don't want to use

it anymore. It's not good.

Okay, how do I factory reset it?

Do you want to see it?

See, this is how I use a tablet. I want to

sit on my chair, sit on my chair, uh,

I just want to be tapping away, you know,

checking things, playing games, chatting.

And I thought the Surface Pro would do

that better.

Yeah, this is what I do all day. I just

sit here watching YouTube,

playing games, chatting to people,

looking at naked Japanese girls getting

effed.

Okay, um, advanced startup,

reset PC,

remove everything,

remove files, clean the drive. We can't

reset your PC while it's running on low

Okay,

reset. Okay, that's resetting. That'll

take a little bit of time. Oh,

the milk bottle Thank you. Please show us

your porn collection. No, I can't. I get

banned. Maybe somewhere more discreet

I could share that information. It's not

really that interesting though. I

basically just watch a lot of Japanese mum

and son JAV, and I watch a lot of Japanese

girls getting effed. My recent favorite

one is this girl called Matsuri Kiritani.

She's really cute. You spell it

M-A-T-S-U-R-I K-I-R-I T-A-N-I.

She has this face. She's not perfect,

like her face isn't perfect. Her chin's a

bit recessed and she's got a bit of a

fish face, but I— that kind of face I find

very attractive. Slight, you know,

slightly ugly Slightly fishy, I call it.

I don't know if people understand me, but

I, I like to describe it as the wet face.

Her face isn't actually wet, but there's

these certain girls who have this look

which kind of look wet. I don't know how

to describe it. It's like a wet fish face.

Now that doesn't sound very nice,

but it, it's a compliment because it's the

kind of face I find very attractive. It's

like I can't

do it because I don't have that kind of

face, but I find that face kind of

attractive. And there's certain types of

Asian girls that have it, and she's

definitely one of them who does have that

kind of face that I find very appealing.

The words that come to mind are wet when I

look at that kind of face. I don't know

why. It's not as if the face is actually

wet though. I don't know why I

find that face so attractive, you know.

Big cheeks, narrow eyes,

thick lips.

That's what I like, and she really does

fit the match— fit the description very

well— match the description very well.

I might use her as the thumbnail for my

upcoming video, Why I Only Date Japanese

Girls.

Maybe I can find a picture where she's not

Hmm, okay, this one she's wearing clothes.

Make sure I'm not doxxing myself.

She looks like this. What do you think?

Okay, her eyes aren't that narrow, but it

has— she has that shape. Her eyes have

that shape.

And I like her big ears. I don't think her

ears are that big, but her hair's behind

them, which I think that her hair is

pushing her ears out. So I find her

very attractive,

don't you?

She looks better when she's naked. Her

boobs quite big as well.

You should have gone to Hong Kong or

Taiwan if that's what you like. Really?

Why? She looks kind of ugly in certain

pictures, but I find that kind of

appealing. I like it when the girl isn't

100% perfect looking. I like it when she's

cute but kind of ugly at the same time,

if that makes sense.

There's attractiveness in ugliness as

well,

because when something's 100% perfect,

it's kind of boring, isn't it?

Yeah, I like her. I,

I did fiddle myself watching one of her

vids. She, she was actually doing it with

that guy that Nobita interviewed. What's

his name? The guy, the famous porn actor,

actor guy, Japanese guy who's had sex with

over 3,000 girls. Bless his face.

I don't know what's so special about him.

He's just, you know, pretty average in his

performance.

Do you think he loves his life? His job is

having sex with hot cute girls all

the time. Maybe it is stressful. I don't

know. May— you know, people think being a

YouTuber is great and then you become one,

and then you realize it's actually pretty

stressful and hard work.

As you can see from my recent views, I'm

not doing a very good job at it.

Maybe being a porn star is like that.

Maybe you have days when you're not really

feeling up for it.

What if you have to do it with a woman you

don't really feel attracted to do. Maybe

you have to take some kind of medicine.

I think it's time for lunch. Let me get

my— oh, I forgot to buy gas. Might run out

of gas again. At least I have my gun now.

It's a pretty nice gun, my side piece.

What does this do? Oh, these are fake.

So I've cocked it. How do I uncock it?

Can you uncock it?

No, these are fake buttons. There's a

button here. No, that's fake as well.

Pretty cool gun. I like it.

I like it. Put it under my pillow in

case, in case I

get attacked during the night. Whip it

out, shoot them in the eyeball.

I think I bought too many BBs.

Move my

iPad away from the cooking area.

Oh, don't worry, we've got that electric

cooker as well. Even if this runs out of

gas, we've got this induction heater

portable stove. Completely forgot about

that. We got it in the new place and

then my dad died, so I didn't go back

there. It's funny, I left that— the, the

second place— I never went back until

about last week when I went for a walk and

I walked past that place and I was just

thinking to myself, wow, the last time I

was in this area my dad was alive. Really

weird. I can't

believe all the things that happened. So

strange. It feels like it's been such a

journey. Such an adventure. All these

unexpected events happened,

all the Germany stuff, and here we are at

the end of the day. Came back here, back

here in Japan, back to square one.

Didn't really make any progress. Well, at

least I got to add a couple more girls to

my list. Didn't I? Isn't that worth

something? My list did grow

a few names.

What if my mum dies? I have to go all the

way back to England again. Be such a pain.

Oh, hopefully it won't happen.

Hopefully I'll have a bit of a break until

that happens.

Anyway, don't want to bring down

everyone's mood.

Let's fry some sausages.

We're all still alive,

enjoying this moment with each other.

Let's just appreciate the times,

the good times, before we all eventually

end up lying in hospital in a bed plugged

into a machine. Let's fry some sausages,

have some fun. Don't take life too

seriously because it'll be over.

Let's stop, we're bringing everyone's mood

down again. Keep doing it though. It's not

Stop being negative, Daniel. You're still

young. We're still genki.

Don't worry about the future.

Just worry about the present.

You've got superpowers. You've got

Some bread, we can make some magic.

Egg in the pan.

So does anyone have any ideas how I can

get some YouTube views? Oh, Consha, thank

you. Remember when me and another guy had

a donation war? Are you that guy on

Twitch?

The any prostitute guy or

someone else? If so, yeah,

I do remember. That was fun. That was when

I had the stream boss widget, and every

time you donated, it took health off

of the stream boss. Oh, you're not him.

Sorry.

I guess I could bring that back if I

streamed on Streamlabs again, but I'm

streaming off YouTube, the YouTube app.

It's a lot easier for me.

What's going on with my wife? Not a lot,

to be honest. We're not fighting,

everything's fine. That's why my channel

is dying, is because everything's fine.

As soon as the shit hits the fan, that's

when my views start going up. But

honestly, everything's fine. Nothing's—

nothing's wrong, really.

Um, I guess there's a few irritating

people. Well, there's always going to be

irritating people pestering me. I made

a video today responding to one of them.

Hopefully you guys like it.

I've got to go to immigration. I still

haven't gone yet. So, um,

maybe we'll find out. We'll find out if I

can stay until December, find out if my

wife is ready to sponsor my spouse visa.

She still doesn't want to sponsor my

spouse visa. I think she's worried that

I'll get my spouse visa and then I'll just

disappear and then carry on living in

Japan on the spouse visa whilst banging

Loads of fat Tinder girls, which does

sound kind of appealing, I guess. But I'd

never do that. I'm a nice guy.

That's why I didn't date the Essex girl,

because I knew if I entered a relationship

with the Essex girl, then my wife would

just end it with me. And I had to— I had

to decide, Essex girl or going back to my

wife. And there were lots of factors that

came into my decision, like having to live

in Essex versus Japan. That's an easy one.

I'd much rather live in Japan than Essex.

Number 2, being able

to use the Essex girl for content, which I

probably wouldn't be able to because she's

a very sensitive private person. My wife

is completely okay with me using her for

content. And when

it comes down to sex, I'm not sure. The

Essex girl could have been fun for sex,

and she also said she would have gone on

the pill for me. But then after having sex

with a German girl— I mean, the Turkish

girl and that other German girl, the one I

paid for— I kind of realized that it's not

that great. Just having sex.

I think when it comes down to it, at the

end of the day, I chose Japan over Essex.

That's what it was. And I just wasn't

really incredibly attracted to the Essex

girl. There were certain things about the

Essex girl which kind of turned me off.

Although I, I think I just

didn't have the patience for a brand new

relationship, and she was so busy.

We could have only met like twice a month

at most unless I moved in with her. I

didn't want to move in with her straight

away, and she's so busy because she's a

manager at a hotel. And she also

volunteers. I would have liked

to have brought her to Japan. That would

have been quite fun.

When you choose a girl, you know, there's

more— there's more to it than just how you

feel about her. You have to think about

living situations, her family,

who she is, where she lives, what she does

for a living, whether the previous

option would be a better option or not.

If she's not a better option, then it

might as well go back to the previous

option. You don't downgrade, you only

change when it's an upgrade.

What's the point of leaving one relation

to get into one that's worse or not

as good? It has to be at least as good as

the previous one to make it worth

switching over to. You don't switch from,

from Vodafone to eMobile to E3 or whatever

it's called if it's a worse plan.

You only switch plans if you're getting a

better deal. If you're getting a worse

deal, you might as well stay with your

current plan.

Why aren't these sausages cooking?

Should have went with the Essex girl for

new content. I was kind of tempted, but at

the end of the day would have been the

same content but with a different girl.

It would just be problems with my new

girlfriend, or me and my new girlfriend

had a big argument, or date with my new

girlfriend.

And I think she's just way too sensitive.

My wife isn't that sensitive. My wife kind

of has a sense sense of humor where she

doesn't mind me bitching about her in

videos because she knows it's not really

serious stuff. She doesn't really care if

I complain about her little habits. Yeah,

she cares if I complain about her physical

appearance, but she's a woman, so that's

Oh,

where's the bin?

Cooking some eggs. This is what I miss

about living in Japan. My little stove,

cooking, chatting with you guys, having a

gay old time. I couldn't do this

in England because the streaming setup

wasn't very good. I couldn't bring a stove

into my bedroom. I'm a bit worried about

all this smoke. Hopefully it doesn't

trigger the fire alarms. Maybe I should

put my put my electric fan to blow it

away. I've got the window open, but

there's not much ventilation going on.

I put the fan here.

Jaws hot.

Oh, my phone's temperature's too high and

the charging stopped. My phone is on fire.

Wow, this is not good.

There's a knife under the fan, get out the

Turn the fan up. There you go.

Oh, my egg's burning! Oh, the fan's

blowing the fire. Okay, I'm turning the

fire off.

Why didn't you tell me?

Look, burnt my egg.

The fan was blowing the fire. Fire on the

stove.

That's okay, Japanese people eat raw eggs

all the time. I think that's cooked

Got some bread.

So I need to convince my wife to sponsor

my spouse visa so I can stay in Japan. So

I can run away and find someone fatter

and slutty. No, I'm just kidding. I'll

stay with my wife forever. I wuv her.

Get that French bread. I don't want to let

the yolk burst. Shit. No,

no, no. Yes.

Okay, cooking complete.

Why is it so hot? I can't touch the stove

because it's too

hot.

Let's have a look at my lunch. Pretty

good, I think.

Oh no, oh no.

Yum,

very nice.

When it comes to food, the flavor is what

matters, not the appearance. Who cares if

it looks like rubbish when it tastes this

good?

Have I

ever tried avocado toast? Yes,

I learned how to make avocado toast when I

was at this guest house, 2016. I met this

Australian guy called Oliver. And he was

having it for breakfast and it looked

interesting. And then he started choking.

He put black pepper on it and he inhaled

one of the granules of black pepper and he

started choking on it. It's pretty funny.

And that reminds me, there was this other

guy at the guest house Completely forgot

about him until recently. I think he was

German. He had a European accent,

and he was this, you know, tall, kind of

muscular, chad-looking guy. And he was new

to the guest house, and he quickly made

friends with the Australian guy, Oliver.

And I was just sitting there on my phone

because I was kind of bored, didn't really