i'm back home in the UK! my new life [2SqBAC_enHc]

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I forgot what I was gonna do.

Oh, it's so hot

today. Feels like I'm back in Thailand.

It's weird, it feels so hot, but it's only

26 degrees. How did I survive in

Thailand? Thailand was like 34 degrees all

I don't know why my skin's so bad.

Got a cluster of pimples. They all just

suddenly come out of nowhere.

I'll have no pimples for a while, and then

I get a whole bunch all at the same time.

Do I miss Thailand?

Not really, to be honest. No,

don't tell my girlfriend. What is

there to miss about Thailand?

I miss— hmm,

I don't miss the food. I don't miss the

hot weather. Don't miss

the liquid poo. I don't know, I miss the

ultra-fast internet. That is what I miss.

Internet was so good in Thailand.

Um, I miss the swimming pool, maybe.

That's it.

What did I miss from England? I miss

Amazon, good food, cooler weather,

big house, big garden. Don't have to go

outside. Got my computer desk

set up. Got crisps, pot noodle.

I don't know, I feel like the UK— there's

more things in the UK I miss. How's your

bicep coming along? This one? I only train

one bicep. It looks

bigger. Doesn't it look bigger now? Maybe

it's the camera angle. But I think my

protein powder is moldy because I made a

protein milkshake yesterday and I poured

it in and it looks fine. It was just

white. But when I mixed the milk in, it—

there were little blue spots in it, like

greenish-blue spots. So I chucked it out

and then I made another one and And again,

little blue spots. When I put the milk in,

the little blue bits start coming out.

It can't be moldy already. I just got it.

And when I opened it on stream and I made

my first milkshake, there were no mold

bits in it. So I don't know how in a few

days it's gone moldy. Did I not close it

tightly or something? I drank it anyway.

I didn't have diarrhea or anything, so I

guess it's fine. It's just a bit of mold.

The date, it says April 26th, which I'm

guessing is 2006, not the 26th of

April. Bit worried about

eating mold, but I feel fine. I had some

moldy protein shake yesterday.

It's fine. How can it go moldy in

just a few days? It's weird because it

doesn't look moldy until I put

the milk in. Who knows about food science?

Store it in the fridge, but it didn't come

in a fridge. It looks fine.

It's just white.

But when you go to the shops, the protein

powder is always stored on the shelf, not

in the fridge. Oh, thanks,

Chamfort, for membership.

It's annoying. Cost me £10 and you're

saying it's all moldy. Yeah, I checked the

reviews and I typed in mold or blue and

there were no results. The 1-star reviews,

people just whining about the taste.

Stupid idiots, aren't they? Who cares

about the taste? You're not buying it

because it tastes good. You're buying it

to build muscle. I don't care what it

tastes like. Just mix it into milk or

water and then swallow it. It's not like,

oh, this tastes so good. Whining about

the taste. Just pinch your nose

and swallow it. I don't know why it's

moldy when I just got it.

I'm gonna drink it anyway, I don't care.

It's just a little bit of mold, never hurt

anyone.

Why is my computer so loud?

Yeah, so we've got, uh, 5 days— no, 4.

26, 27, 28, 29th. I've got 5 days

left in June.

Wondering if I can make nearly $1,000

one more week.

Got to put in the work.

Sister's coming home tomorrow,

and then she's going to Japan next week

for her honeymoon. Maybe I'll give

her my yen. I've got a couple thousand yen

left in cash.

She must be so excited. I remember my

first time in Japan. I was 20 years old.

Are you and your sister on good terms?

Yes. I hope

so.

A bit worried about the internet.

Yesterday and the day before, the internet

kept cutting off for like 10 minutes or

something. The Wi-Fi box where it says

internet and it has a green light, it kept

going orange. So fingers crossed today's

fine. What happened to the COVID

loans? I took

the COVID loans and then I got taxed on

them. Back in 2021,

they were like, Daniel, would you like

£8,000? And I said, yes,

please. I took it and

then they counted it as my income, so I

had to pay tax on it. Very sneaky.

I've got jasmine tea.

Yeah, it was pretty scary going to Japan

all alone. First time I ever went abroad

by myself, and I went to Japan. I was only

20. I was so scared I wet myself in the

bed. Oh, did you see Chris Broad? He's

back in the UK, and he attended that fancy

dinner. The Japanese Emperor and Empress

are visiting the UK now. And Chris Broad

went, I can't believe it. He met the King

and the Japanese Emperor and the Prime

Minister. Bloody Chris Broad. Why can't he

just give it a rest with succeeding in

life? Why can't he just like blow up as a

YouTuber, make a couple mil, and then just

retire? But no, he's got to be like, oh,

I've got a book now and I'm doing this,

I'm doing that, meeting the King.

One thing after another, another.

So annoying. He's actually in— if

you watch the livestream on the Royal

Family channel where they have the dinner

with the King and the Emperor, Chris Broad

is there too on the table. I can't believe

it. Why would the bloody Royal Family

invite some random YouTuber?

So weird. He's just a YouTuber.

There's like a million YouTubers who make

Japanese content. Or is it because he's

like the only British YouTuber in Japan

who only makes content about Japan?

So stupid. Why are they just— why do they

want some random YouTuber at this royal

event? I don't get it.

Stupid Chris Broad.

Should have been me. Should have invited

me. I'm the best UK Japan vlogger, not

him.

It was so boring. I tried watching the

livestream. The stupid Japanese emperor

was reading this speech, 2 pages long,

and he talked so slow. Everyone there

was looking like they were falling asleep.

Yeah, maybe Chris does have like some kind

of impact, influence on Japan tourism.

I can't think of any British YouTuber who

only makes Japan content. Because the

other ones like CDawgVA, they don't really

make Japan content. They make weeb anime

gaming stuff. Chris only makes videos

about Japan. No games, no anime.

I can't think of anyone else who does what

he does. All the other

ones are American, like Paulo, John Daub.

Why is the Japanese emperor even visiting

the UK? It just seems so random and

irrelevant. Who cares about Japan?

Irrelevant country.

Yeah, very weird.

I guess he's done it all now. Met the

king, met the prime minister, met the

Emperor of Japan. I bet you anything his

next video is going to be like, I met the

Emperor of Japan. Stupid Chris bragging

about everything. I should buy his book

and burn it. That would teach him.

You'll grow no muscle. My arm is way

bigger now compared to a few weeks ago.

You're blind. I've got a small

frame, so I put on muscle noticeably very

quickly. And going from zero to

a little bit of muscle is not hard. I'm

not trying to get ripped.

I just want to, like, be a bit more meaty

in my upper body area. Definitely looks

way bigger now and I feel way stronger.

Like I can lift up the dumbbell and just

start pumping without being tired or

feeling pain.

It's a decent book. What does he even talk

about? My first day in Japan, I wet

myself. It was so

scary. But my friend Natsuki held me tight

and he said, don't worry, Chris. I can't

imagine what he talks about in his book.

That would be so interesting.

You need bench press and pull-ups?

Uh, I doubt it. I think push-ups and bicep

curls are all you need because you do the

shoulders, you do the pecs, you do biceps.

Also, your forearms get a little

bit of a workout too.

What else do you need? I don't really care

about that muscle, you know, that one. I

think they're called the lats. They look

gross. The bodybuilders work on those,

and when they flex, it looks like they got

little wings. They look like— what are

those squirrels with the webbed arms so

they can glide? They look like that.

Looks stupid. Well,

just check out my Phuket video where I'm

topless, and you can definitely see a

difference. That I've been working out.

I want to get back to that and just stay

like that. I don't really care about being

ripped. I don't want to

put in the effort to get any bigger

than that. I just want to like maintain

that level. Because if I don't do any

exercise, I really look like I just came

out of a POW camp.

I don't really care about legs either,

just wear trousers. It's hard to

hide your upper body when it's hot because

you gotta wear a t-shirt, but I can just

wear trousers. You can't really tell if I

got muscle on my legs or not unless I wore

tight shorts. You wouldn't know, so I

don't really care. It's pretty hot

today, 26 degrees. I have to wear a

t-shirt. I can't wear anything else.

I had to take off one of my pairs of

trousers too.

He still hasn't met you. Well,

technically, we walked past each other

every day at school, and I walked up to

him in Japan this year. I met him.

He just didn't meet me.

In the UK, are you happy? Yeah,

quite happy.

For now. I don't know if that's going to

change later. You never know with me. One

minute I'm happy, then I get unhappy, and

then I miss being an independent adult.

But I think at a certain point you kind of

stop caring about Oh, I'm an adult. I live

in my own place. Whatever.

You only feel like that when you're young

and you're trying to prove something

because you, you've got like ego and you

want to show off that you're not a loser.

But then you get to a certain age, you

stop caring.

Comfort over appearance is what I say.

Did you see Chris met the King? Yeah,

saw it on Twitter. He was bragging about

it. Why does Chris get to do everything?

Why does everyone want to meet Chris? I

wonder who even suggested it. Maybe King

Charles watches his channel and he's like,

oh, I want to meet Chris Broad.

Why did they invite him? I don't get it.

It's a special event with the Emperor of

Japan and the King and the Prime Minister

and leaders and a random YouTuber who

doesn't even get a million views anymore.

Weird.

My mum met Nigel Farage. Oh yeah,

I told you last time, didn't I? I forget

that I already talked about this on

previous streams. Our future

Prime Minister. I want to vote. I applied

to vote for the electoral vote thing 10

days ago and they didn't email me back.

They just said, we are processing your

application. Why do I have to apply to

vote? I thought I automatically get to

Yeah, I'd probably vote for Reform if I

was gonna vote. Imagine voting

Conservative. They're all lying scumbags.

Boris lied and partied.

Rishi is just like a fake, sneaky,

shady guy who lies all the time.

Little bunch of liars.

Okay, Islam is boring.

I wish I went now. I could have shook

Nigel's hand. That would have been funny.

I can't believe my mum shook Nigel

Farage's hand. That's so funny. Too bad

they didn't get a picture. Only Dave

Gibson got a picture.

Well, the only thing I like about Nigel is

he says he would make it so you don't pay

tax if you earn under £20K, but I

barely earn anything anymore, so I guess I

don't have to worry.

Oh, they released Julian Assange, didn't

they? I forgot about him. And now they're

saying things from WikiLeaks

are disappearing, getting deleted. So

they're saying he was only released

because he agreed to delete stuff off

WikiLeaks. So what, he caved?

He caved to their terms?

Don't know about that. Don't blame him.

He's been Going through this for 15 years.

So much happened recently, like Nigel— I

mean, Julian Assange got released, Dr

Disrespect getting cancelled on Twitter,

the I'm Alex guy got cancelled as well.

Feels like a lot of stuff's happening.

Russia got missile strikes.

Things are starting to happen.

My Malaysian relatives, they went to

France. They drove to Dover and they

got on the ferry to go to Calais with Dave

Gibson. And Dave Gibson's going to cycle

to Amsterdam with his friend.

It's kind of adventurous, just drive over

to France and Amsterdam. Why not? It's

just a couple hours. It's like driving

across Thailand.

Happened for others, for you it's still

the same. Yeah, I hope so. I don't want to

get— I don't want to get missile-striked,

accused of being a pedo, or the other

stuff. Quite like just nothing happening.

Get away with everything that I do.

Why don't you install AC?

Because it's only hot for maybe 2 weeks in

the whole year and it's not worth it.

It's not even that hot. I'm drinking hot

tea and I've got the windows closed. And

I'm okay.

It's funny watching all these YouTubers

eventually get canceled over something.

It's always the same thing though. Either

they get caught doing things with a minor

or they get caught being abusive in a

relationship. Always the same.

And people think I'm like the most

terrible guy on YouTube. I barely did

anything. I don't know what people are

whining about. People used to treat me

like I am the worst person ever,

most despicable YouTuber, when I've

literally done nothing wrong.

All the things I've done are so tame in

comparison.

I never pedoed anyone. I never did a

crypto scam. I never had like an abusive,

physical abusive kind of situation

with any of my girlfriends. And no one

ever caught me saying stuff like, oh, I'm

gonna fucking kill you, or stuff like

that. I don't say that stuff. That's why I

never got caught.

And then I got cancelled over nothing,

just because people don't like me. But

they don't really have any reason to not

like me, they just dislike me. People

dislike me not because of the things I've

done, but they just don't like me.

I don't know why, because of my accent,

the way I talk.

People are stupid. I lost nearly all

my viewers, mainly because they just don't

like me and they got bored.

All I say is like, this person's boring,

that person's fat and ugly. That's the

worst I do. And then I cheated a bit.

Boohoo. And all these stupid commentary

channels came after me.

Not fair. I didn't deserve it.

I'm an angel in comparison.

I don't know why I lost nearly all my

female audience. I used to get like 50,

40% females, and now it's like 10%,

15% at most. Is it because I got

old? Or because they

got disgusted at me because of cheating

and that stuff? Did I lose my looks or

something? Because my female audience—

it's weird because I thought if my channel

was gonna die, the numbers would go down,

but at least the female-to-male ratio

would stay the same, is what I thought.

But no, it went from nearly 50/50

male/female to now like 90% male.

So if I still had my female audience, I

would be getting an extra 4K views on top

of what I'm getting now, but somehow I

lost nearly all my female audience.

I don't really know why.

Why did so many of the girls leave but the

men stayed? Because the men don't watch

because they find me attractive. Maybe the

women found me attractive. That's why they

Or maybe it's the disgusting way I treated

women. I didn't

do anything. I just said, oh, I'm not

attracted to this person. This person was

boring. I don't see what I did wrong,

really.

Oh well.

Oh, thanks, Oncad.

I live vicariously through your

adventures. Don't know if there's gonna be

any more adventures. I'm broke,

and I've kind of lost the willpower to go

on adventures. It's so tiring and

expensive, and I feel like after

everything, I don't really have anything

to show for it apart

from memories. I don't have anything

tangible to show From all my adventures.

I didn't get any new little trinkets, no

trophies, no new skills unlocked. It's

just same before and after.

Do I still have the electric bike? Yep,

still in the garage.

I don't know what I want to do. I still

can't figure it out. I saw this channel,

it's called DIY something. The guy made—

he made a computer. He made a whole desk

with a computer built into it. I thought

that's pretty cool. I wish I could do

something like that.

Don't know, I want to do something,

but I don't know. Like, I could build a

computer. Instead of putting it in a case,

I could nail it to the wall. I could drill

it I can drill the motherboard into the

wall and then have the liquid cooling

thing go out the window with a fan or

something like that.

Sounds cool.

Waste of money though, what's the point?

Did I vote for Rishi Sunak? I've never

voted in my life, but no one voted for

him.

People voted for Conservative when Theresa

May was the leader. I think she stepped

down. I forgot why she steps down.

Something like she failed Brexit,

something like that. And then Boris

Johnson took over, I think.

No,

no. Mila told you in that room your

content was crap. No, she didn't.

She said, I used— I liked your content

because I thought you were honest, but you

were a motherfucking liar. Is that what

she said? You're a motherfucking bitch-ass

liar is what she said. But she only got

mad because I was honest and I said she

She was a bit annoying though.

I wonder what Mila thinks of me now.

Does she think I changed or stayed the

same or got worse?

I bet she thinks of me sometimes.

So do you guys think Dr Disrespect is a

pedo?

It seems a bit overblown, don't you think?

All he did was talk to a minor in DMs.

You go on Twitter, everyone's talking

about it, and they're all putting out

videos like, I cannot support him.

He's gone too far. I cannot stand with

him. It is disgusting. Even Jacksepticeye

tweeted Fucking disgusting, and it got

like seven million views on his tweet.

Don't know what they were crying about.

It's not like they did it.

Why didn't Twitch say anything about it

since four years ago? They kept quiet

about it. Every single creator is chatting

to minors.

Bet you anything they just— most of

them just don't get caught.

Why does it keep happening? Because

they're all doing it. Whenever you get

into like a place of power and money, the

same thing happens. You cheat or you

become a pedo. I mean, look at Bill Gates

and all the Jeppesen Jeffrey Epstein

Island stuff.

Same old, same old.

But it's crazy, his entire career is

destroyed now because he just chatted to a

minor back in— I think it was 2017, they

It's funny, I never got in trouble. I got

into lots of trouble, but I never got in

trouble for that.

I think it's because my content never

appealed to kids. You see, it's always the

YouTubers whose content appeals to

children, like the Minecraft YouTubers,

used to get in so much trouble for being a

pedo. I never made content for kids, so I

never had Like a young audience.

I always had an old audience, mid-20s,

mid-30s. Thank God.

Good thing about your content never

appealing to kids is you never get into

that kind of trouble.

I mean, now he's been exposed, he might as

well just fuck her now. She's probably

not— I mean, if it was in 2017, she was a

minor. It's been like 7 years.

Unless she was 10, she must be over 18

now. Might as well just do it.

What's he got to lose?

Come on, she must be over 18. She must

have been like 16 or 17 at the time, and I

think it happened back in 2017, so she

must be like 22,

24.

Who are you voting for next week? I want

to vote for Reform.

He'd lose his wife and child. Well, just

marry her and make new children. Get a

younger woman. Win-win.

It must be depressing though. Everything

he worked hard for and built, all

crumbling. All he can do now is

just disappear, and hopefully he made

enough money to live off. Unless he just

goes lolcow mode and tries to ignore it.

He could do that. He probably still has a

lot of loyal fans who don't care.

I reckon he just disappears for a bit and

then he comes back. There's no point like

apologizing and then fighting. All the

drama blows over eventually. The next

witch hunt will start. ImAlexx is smart

because he just ignores it and then he

disappears for a while.

It's the best thing, really. The more you

try and fight and apologize, the more they

get excited and dig in.

He did it when he was the same age as you

after cheating on his wife. Who, Dr

Disrespect?

How old is he? He looks old,

but he might be the same age as me.

He also cheated on his wife, didn't he?

Did he cheat on the wife with the minor?

Oh, he's 30— he's 42 now. Oh, he's same

age as Chibiro. His real name is Herschel

Beam IV. He's got like a Roman numeral

IV after his name.

How many subs has he lost? It looks like

he's lost like 50,000 subs.

He's finished. I never

had— I mean, okay, I'll tell you. If I

tell you, you got promised not to call me

a pedo though. I had one close

pedo experience. So it was back in like

2018. This British girl starts messaging

me and she's really flirty. She's like,

oh, I want to suck your cock and stuff

like that. And then I say, how old are

you? And then she says she's like 16.

So then I just put like a smiley face and

then I never talked to her again. And then

3 years later I was like, hey,

what's up? I tried to meet her, but she

wasn't interested anymore. See, not pedo.

Are you proud of me? That's what he should

have done. I'm not that stupid, you see.

I don't know why Dr Disrespect is so

stupid to think That his DMs on Twitch are

private. Obviously the Twitch mods and

people who run it can see your DMs.

That's why I never risked it, because my

biggest fear was she's catfishing me and

then she's gonna screenshot it and post

it. Can't get me that easily.

Someone's writing up the Reddit post.

Yeah, well, I said I didn't do anything.

I said I didn't talk to her until she

turned 18.

But no, I never had teens messaging me.

And if I was gonna like flirt with any

girls, I would always ask how old they are

just to check. First I'll say, hey,

you're hot, and then if she says, thanks,

you're cute too, Then my next follow-up

question would be, how old are you?

I don't get any DMs now though. My last DM

on Instagram was like 4 weeks ago.

No one messages me anymore. It's crazy.

Not even one person. My Instagram has,

what, 7,000 followers? No one messages

me. I think one of the last ones was Blood

Bucket. Saying, I'll miss you, have a

safe flight.

It's so funny how when you're popular,

all these girls are in your DMs, and then

you fall off, and then no one cares. Not a

single soul. It's kind of sad,

isn't it? How can

so many people find me

so fascinating and interesting, And then a

couple years later, no one cares. I just

don't get it. I haven't changed. I'm the

same person I was back then. It's just the

illusion of fame has gone, so like the

magic has gone with it. So stupid how

this fame thing works. Well then,

why are you people still here then if I'm

so irrelevant and fell off so badly?

Not everyone left.

Where's Thai girlfriend? I don't know,

she's not talking much now.

I said I'm streaming now. We don't talk

much these days.

She got upset because she said I don't

seem like I want to talk to her much

because there's nothing to talk about. I

don't know what to talk about. She doesn't

know who Julian Assange or Dr Disrespect

is. She doesn't know about anything I'm

interested in. So how am I going to talk

about anything to her?

It's really hard to talk to her because I

just don't know what to say. I'm like,

hey, I had lunch, now I'm

having dinner.

Don't know. When I was with Chihiro and

she went back to Japan without me, we

didn't talk every day. We would go days

without talking. What's the point?

We know that nothing is going on and we

know we don't have anything in common and

there's nothing to talk about. But Chihiro

didn't whine about me all the time,

didn't whine to me about me not talking to

her much. I barely talked to Chihiro when

we were together because there's nothing

to say. The only thing we would talk about

was YouTube drama, like Hong Kong guy

this, Elvis the alien that.

I don't really talk to anyone. I don't

even talk to my own family. I go down for

dinner And then they're all talking. I'm

just eating. I don't really have anything

to say, really. I'm just not

interested in talking. I can't be

bothered. I only talk on YouTube because

you guys are listening to me and you

understand what I'm saying.

You need to do stuff for the plot to get

crazy clickbait titles back. Yeah, I know,

but I just don't know what to do. Nothing

happens apart from I'm broke.

You're only interested in talking about

yourself. Yeah, that's why I made the

YouTube channel so I could talk about

myself because no one cares about me.

My family were never like, Daniel, what do

you think about this? Daniel, what you

been up to? I had no one to

talk to my whole life, so I made a YouTube

channel so I could talk about myself.

Who else am I going to talk to?

Yesterday my mum asked me, do I like

football? And I was like, oh my God,

are you seriously asking if I like

football? How do you not know that?

When have I ever shown interest in

football? I hate football. It's stupid.

Bunch of men running around kicking a

stupid ball. Literally World

War III nuclear Armageddon is about to

happen and people just sitting there

screaming at the TV at men kicking a ball.

I can't believe it. Who fucking cares?

We're about to get nuked, the world's

gonna end, I don't care about stupid

football. I feel like after

30 years of knowing me, you should know me

by now, but they don't.

And then the other day, Dave Gibson needed

help putting his photos from his camera

onto his computer. He had a card reader,

but for some reason it wasn't working. So

he came over, my mum asked me to help him,

so I was like, ugh, fine. So I gave him

my card reader, my special one, this one,

put his SD card in, plugged into his

laptop, everything was fine. His computer

was kind of weird. It's not Windows. It

was like Samsung operating system, like

Linux-based. So it took me a bit of time

to find where the file management thing

was, but I found it, transferred the

photos, and then he was really happy and

he was like, Daniel's a genius. And then

my mum was like, wow, Daniel, how do you

know how to do that? What, transfer files

on an SD card? I do it every

day because I'm a fucking YouTuber. What

do you think I do all day? I make videos,

I put it on my SD card, I put on my

computer and edit it, and I post it

online. No shit, I know how to transfer

file from an SD card. I mean, everyone

knows how to do that. You don't have to be

a YouTuber to know how to transfer files

on SD card. So he

was saying I'm a genius.

Obviously he doesn't think I'm a genius.

He's just over-exaggerating, like,

Daniel's a genius, lifesaver. And then my

mum's like, yeah, he's clever, but he

doesn't use it. He could have been

something, but he doesn't use his

intelligence. What, my intelligence of

transferring files on SD card? What am I

gonna do with that?

What kind of job can I get where my skills

of transferring files on SD cards is gonna

help me? I'm a

tech genius. And then I showed him how to

put the SD card files onto his phone, and

he was like mind-blown that you could even

do that.

But it should be obvious because I was

really into cameras when I was in my 20s.

Is that a fly? I was really into cameras.

I was buying cameras all the time off

Amazon. Should know that

I would know how to do this stuff,

but no one knows me and no one understands

me.

Will I be playing the Palworld update? I

forgot about that game. That game was so

popular and then everyone just forgot

about it when Helldivers came out.

Remember when you compared willies with

Ricky? Whose willy was bigger? I forgot.

I think they were the same. They're like

little sausages, tiny 10-year-old boy

willies. So does it make me a pedo? I saw

a 10-year-old boy's willy. I was also 10

at the time. I don't understand why it's

pedo if a man is interested in a minor,

but if a minor boy is like dating a minor

girl, that's not pedo.

That doesn't make any sense because the

idea is you're not allowed to talk to

minors in a sexual way because they're

still kids and they're not mentally

matured. But that doesn't change

just because the guy is also a minor.

It's kind of contradictory.

I'm just saying, when I went to school,

all the 15-year-old boys were banging the

15-year-old girls and no one said anything

Their lives don't get destroyed.

Just tuned in, you're talking about pedos

again. Yeah, well, it's kind of relevant

with the whole Dr Disrespect thing.

If it was the other way around, like a

woman streamer and she was like flirting

with a teenage boy, no one would care.

Hypocrisy.

Can we see

your mum? No, she's downstairs.

Relaxing. I stand by Dr. Dick Respect.

He's my hero.

He didn't do nothing wrong.

Who's with me?

Well, he's kind of stupid really to

think he could get away with it. It's

extremely risky. I mean, the girl could

have, could have exposed him herself,

or she could have been trying to trick

him, to bait him.

Anything could have happened. Why would

you risk your entire career And marriage.

Oh, ah, thanks.

Oh, there's a fly in my bedroom. Who did

Cami catch you comparing willies with

Ricky? Was it a regular thing?

No, it was just once. I think she hit me

to tell me off. She smacked me with the

wooden spoon.

Gibson and your mum tried to give you

positive reinforcement. Yeah, but it just

felt condescending. It's like, imagine you

do— you help someone do something really

simple and they're like, wow, well done.

Good boy. I feel

insulted that you're surprised I know how

to do this. Come on, it's common

knowledge. For someone

my age to not know how to do a transfer on

an SD card— does

she not know about the SD card saga?

Is there a special spray that kills flies?

Because they're really pissing me off.

I don't know how to get rid of them. They

keep coming in because my mum leaves all

the doors open because she says it's hot,

and all the flies coming— come inside.

I'd rather be a bit hot than have a house

full of flies. They always come up to my

room. They do like a circuit around the

house. They fly upstairs, they come around

here, they go back out. They do like a,

like a route through the house, and they

just go around in circles.

My room doesn't smell.

I reckon maybe this chair smells because

it's foam. It's got like leather and foam,

and I guess my sweat seeps into it. Maybe

I should get a new chair because

even if I open the windows, when I close

them, the smell comes back. So the smell

is coming from somewhere, I just don't

know where. Something needs to be washed,

like the carpet or, I don't know, the

mattress. They fly

out if you open the window. No, I saw

them. It flew out and it came straight

back in. The wasps fly in, they fly

out. I hate the wasps. One came in today,

but luckily it flew straight back out. So

I had to shut the window.

Oh, some people signed up to my OnlyFans

after my last video. I made like $80 this

month. It's easy money if I can just post

some nudes onto it. Maybe I just post some

photos. Doesn't have to be full

nudity, does it? I could make like a

couple hundred a month if just a few

people signed up. If just 20 people signed

up, that's like $200 a month.

But it feels weird. Have you ever gone

naked and had to set up a tripod and set

up a camera. It just feels weird. You feel

like, what am I doing?

Gotta get the lube out, and then you make

a mess, come all over the carpet, and then

you gotta wipe it all up. Clean— I hate

the cleanup. Such a mess.

You just feel kind of stupid whilst you're

doing it. This— it doesn't

feel good. You don't feel like you're

proud of yourself. It is kind of degen.

I've only got 8 subs now. I used to have

like 80 subs paying $10 a month.

I can't believe— I remember when I first

made it back in 2020 when Mila left, I

made like $2,600 in the first month.

It was crazy. That's why I didn't

pay tax, because I thought, I am

humiliating myself doing this.

I want to keep all the money. The money

was so good, I didn't want to pay tax on

it. It's mine.

Stupid OnlyFans thing got me in trouble

with the tax, because without the OnlyFans

money, I wouldn't have made so much money

to have to pay tax on.

So I made like $35K on OnlyFans.

I probably lost all of it now to stocks

and then the tax penalties though. I lost

like $17K on stocks. And I lost like £6.3K

on tax penalty plus a couple K on

interest. So I probably lost nearly

everything I made on OnlyFans. Didn't even

get to enjoy it. All that

for nothing. And I'd gone to all this

trouble. My family all saw me naked with

my dick out. I got blocked

and ghosted by Tinder dates because they

found out about it. And I didn't even get

to enjoy the money. I lost it all.

Now I asked them about tax loss— I mean

stock losses, and they said you can't use

stock market losses to offset your tax.

You can use it to offset your gains. So if

you have gains, you've got to pay tax on

the gains. You can offset it with the

losses, but I don't have to pay tax on

gains because I didn't have any gains. I

lost all my money and it was in a stocks

and shares ISA anyway, so that's tax-free.

What gains?

I might cancel my stocks and shares ISA.

It cost me £10 a month and I

don't even make any money. Stupid gold,

China, and Tesla don't do anything.

Oh, the market's open now.

Oh, Tesla's up 2— oh my God, Tesla's £192!

2.6% gain. I heard July is a

good month for Tesla, so I'm going to hold

on to it. My sell target,

take profit target for Tesla is like $220

or $240.

I nearly broke even now. I think selling

Tesla now would be so dumb. It's

definitely going to go back up to like

$240. Do you think you can go over 12-inch

or really the next time It's like a horse

dick. Over 12

inches, that's basically a horse cock,

isn't it? I don't know, I guess it goes up

as far as it can bend into your colon.

The limit is how bendy it is.

I don't know, I'm scared to keep pushing

it further and further.

I feel like I'm gonna break something.

Imagine you get it stuck up there, you go

to hospital, surgically remove my dildo.

I'm a stock genius.

People said China is not a good ETF to

buy. Come on, China has definitely

bottomed. All the bad news is priced in.

How, why else would the Chinese stock

market crash more unless they got

nuked or something? All this bad news is

priced in. Now's the time you want to buy,

not sell. Now all they

have to do is pump liquidity back into the

market to prop it up and the ETFs for

China will go to the moon.

I don't know what else is up. Well,

Tesla and NIO are the top 2 performers

right now.

Where's gold? Oh, gold is up 0.10%.

Boring.

No, I'm not selling my stocks. I'm

confident there's no way Tesla goes down.

Consider yourself a pro of choosing the

right willy to hardcore gay bounce up and

down on. You seem like an expert and could

do review videos on willies.

I don't know what you mean.

I never chose any willies.

I chose dildos. All these flies buzzing in

front of my CCTV. Ugh, it's a massive

wasp. Can you see that?

Why is it buzzing? It's trying to get in

here. I hate wasps.

Yeah, maybe I'll get a new dildo, but this

time a realistic looking one with veins

and stuff, because all mine are just

black. They don't look realistic.

Did anyone donate to Julian Assange's £500

million flight home? I don't understand

why it's so much. It's like

a special chartered flight in a private

jet that costs, I don't know, $11,000 an

hour. So they're doing a GoFundMe to raise

the money. Yeah, I felt a

bit philanthropic. I felt like donating

£5. He's a hero. He sacrificed

15 years of his life to expose The truth.

I think he's kind of cool.

I watched the Baghdad airstrike video. I

don't really see what's wrong about it

though. They just machine gunned down some

Baghdad people. But aren't they like bad

guys, so who cares?

And I don't really know what's bad about

what he exposed. But I'll just believe it.

What do you do if Cami walks in on you

bouncing up and down viciously on a toy,

Willy? Don't know.

Tell her to leave. Get out.

Boo, I don't like you. Why don't you like

me? You see, people like you are the

reason why my channel died. Why don't you

like me? If people still liked me, they'd

still be watching. Now mark my words,

watch Dr Disrespect if he comes back.

Watch his views plummet. When people

lose their likability, their channels die.

It's not because they make good content,

it's because people like them. As soon as

the likability goes, so do the viewers.

Like PewDiePie's content now sucks, but

people love him so much they stick with

it.

Give me one good reason you don't like me

and I'll tell you why you're wrong,

stupid, and dumb.

They were unarmed civilians who killed by

Apache helicopter. But I thought they're

bad guys, like targets who

up to no good.

Honestly think that Chi Chi moved to a new

place now cause you were stalking her.

How do you know that?

You only know that because I said that my

mum said she's thinking of moving to a new

place. And then I said, what's the point?

I'm not going to go back there again.

What, and risk getting arrested? I'm not

stupid.

She's only moving because she is now

scared that I know where she

lives because I went to her place. And I

saw her, but I'm not gonna do it again,

obviously. Boring now, I've already done

What more can I do? Knock on the door?

But yeah, she did say to my mum that she's

thinking of looking for a new place.

Ahaha, suck it. That's what you get

for ignoring me. We could have been

something special. Now I've changed,

but you threw it away.

No more presents in the mail then.

No iPhone 16 for your Christmas present

then. Is it

summer there? What about walk around the

estate? Well, I can't stream outside

because there's no internet. I had a walk

after lunch. It was nice. Clear sky,

gentle breeze.

Can you remember your first livestream?

Yeah, I was so nervous. It was right

here. I had a little webcam on top of my

Actually, I think I did it on the floor

using my phone, and I was so nervous

about people finding out who I'm really

like, what I'm really like.

Yeah, I didn't like livestreaming because

With my videos, I created this kind of

persona of being this weird guy with this

crazy life. Every video made it seem like

I had this crazy wacky anime life with all

these girls. Are we going to get an

animation video on the Misaki story? You

know, it's great content. She's an

interesting and dirty character. I don't

know, if I get an iPad, I might do it.

Buy me an iPad. I'll draw her really fat

and ugly. We know what she looks like

because she's in Chihiro's videos. If you

want to see Misaki, she's in Chihiro's

videos. No mask or anything. See her face.

You can see the chlamydia in her eyes.

Yeah, I did it on the floor with the phone

for my first livestream, and I was mostly

nervous about people finding it my life

boring compared to what the videos

portray. And then I did

some gaming stuff. I was playing this game

called Prey, and we also played Alien:

Isolation on stream.

It felt quite, quite fun.

I wanted to be a gamer, like a gaming

streamer, but they just wouldn't get any

Yeah, the streaming kind of ruined

everything. The streaming showed my true

colors, which was very unappealing to a

lot of people, and it also just showed how

boring my life is, which destroyed the

illusion of my life being wacky and crazy.

I kind of wish streaming just never

existed, but it was so tempting because of

the money, and it was fun because I can

chat to people in real time, and it was

easy. I knew I shouldn't do it,

but I couldn't stop. Just couldn't stop

myself. I knew I should focus on videos

and making good stuff, and I tried my best

to, but yeah, the streams were so good

for money. I used to make hundreds

of dollars Super Chats.

Now I barely get any, but I still do the

streams because it makes good AdSense.

That's the problem with streaming, it

exposes who you really are. And if you

don't have a good character, you shouldn't

really do streaming unless you can control

yourself, which I cannot.

I have verbal diarrhea.

But I ran out of ideas for videos, so I

kind of had no choice.

Oh, well, too late now.

Many streamers manage to stay very

wholesome. Yeah, because they're naturally

wholesome people. I'm naturally a

degenerate weirdo, which I managed to

kind of hide for a

while when I was just doing videos.

Problem is I got— well, the thing is, I

was shy and nervous at the beginning, so I

was very careful. But then as

I got confident, all the ugliness

started coming out. The more confident I

got, the weirder, more deranged the things

I said were. And now we get to this point

where I just don't give a shit anymore. I

honestly don't care. At all.

I even tell you my pedo story. I don't

give a fuck. What's the point in caring

anymore?

Scared off all the normal people now.

Channel's never going to grow again. If I

try and collab with anyone, stupid trolls

just bring up something weird. I mean,

I tried to collab with Ice Poseidon, look

what happened. All it took was one

screenshot of me mocking Deepak and it

ruined everything.

No one would want to collab with me unless

they're also some weirdo, but if they're

also a weirdo, then they've probably not

got a very big viewership.

Because you can't get a big viewership if