feeling sad and miserable

Testing.

Okay.

Not in a very good mood today, guys,

so don't expect my usual high energy and

optimism.

I feel pretty bad.

Apparently I got a dono just as I ended

yesterday's stream

from Eugene.

Oh wow, thanks.

It's the fan's fault, Tar.

You have outstanding debts.

You got into credit card debt to pay for

Japan content for their entertainment.

Hypocrites and freeloaders.

Thanks.

I think I got it just as I pressed end

stream yesterday.

Wait until he's here before you play it.

Yeah, maybe he is here.

Who knows?

Oh God, I don't even want to talk about

it.

Apparently people are saying if I didn't

sign any divorce documents, then I'm still

married.

Thoughts?

You don't think

You don't think I'm still married to

Chihiro all this time?

I didn't sign anything.

What do you mean?

I was in South Korea, remember?

We had the fight.

No, there was no signing video.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I went straight to South Korea before I

even saw her.

No, I didn't sign anything.

What are you talking about?

No, I didn't sign anything.

We had the fight.

She was at work.

We had the fight when she was at work.

We had it over text.

You went to the post office?

I don't know what you guys talking about.

I think you've all got dementia.

You're like making stuff up now.

Wasn't there a collecting— oh.

Oh, wait a minute.

I thought that was my dad's funeral thing.

Maybe I'm getting dementia.

I think I'm getting dementia.

Wait a minute.

Yeah, she sent the paper in the post,

didn't she?

And then I signed it and then I went back

to the post office.

What was the video called?

Oh, Going to Get My Divorce Papers.

I completely forgot I made this.

Wait a minute,

so annoying.

I just got this missed delivery notice.

Was knocked.

I can't hear the door being knocked from

up here.

Damn, we still got my dad's car in the

driveway.

Yeah, and then when you ask them why

didn't you press the doorbell— Blue Deer

BMW,

when, when the door— they got 68,000

views.

Um, I thought, guess, guess what it might

be,

right?

I can't believe I walked to the post

office

and I filmed some ripped bald guy in the

post office.

Okay, I can, but I'm not very quick.

What I do, I'm quite quick at.

What I do, I'm quite quick.

That's what British people speak like.

Yeah, I blurred out the post office

woman's face.

My laptop, my iPad.

Wasn't that bothered about getting

divorced and That she wanted to get.

Wait, I had to go to the post office to

pick up the papers.

I completely forgot this.

Oh, that's wild.

I thought she just signed some paper and

sent me a screenshot of it when I was in

Korea.

When was this?

March.

Oh yeah,

wait, what?

No, wait a minute.

No, this is wrong.

Oh my God,

you people, so stupid.

This is 2019 March.

I got divorced in 2020.

This— oh, what is this?

It says 2019.

I keep pressing the stupid next video

button.

It says 2019, March.

That was after my dad died.

Did we nearly— oh.

Yeah, after my dad died, I slept with Pia,

and then we were gonna get divorced.

She sent the papers and I sent it back,

but she never submitted them,

and then I went back to Japan.

I'm getting so confused.

Oh

yeah, so she held on to the papers.

And then when we actually got divorced the

next year, she just submitted those ones

that I had already signed.

Okay.

God, we got there in the end.

Mystery solved.

Because I was thinking, how did we get

divorced if I didn't sign anything?

And then I remember.

Yeah, now I know.

Okay.

Okay.

I am divorced then.

I thought maybe we're still married or

something.

I completely forgot I signed that paper in

2019 and she

held on to them.

I can't believe she held on to the divorce

papers for a whole year whilst we were

together.

Wow.

She really had faith in the marriage.

I just thought it'd be really funny if we

were still married.

Damn, I completely forgot.

I remember walking to the village, but I

thought that was the funeral thing.

68,000 views though.

Um, yeah, and then someone, um, joined my

Patreon today.

Because I've got a bunch of these diary

entries that I wrote on my Patreon back

then, and one of them was in 2019, and I

said something like, there's an English

girl I was chatting to, she seems really

nice.

I was wondering if that was Essex Girl or

Pia, because those were the only 2 English

girls I was talking to in 2019.

I think it was Essex Girl.

It must have been Essex Girl.

I was saying I was annoyed because she

keeps delaying our meeting dates.

That sounds like Essex Girl.

She always messes me around.

I still can't believe Essex Girl, uh,

phoned me in 2023 when I was in Thailand.

We spoke for like 2 to 3 hours on the

phone when I was in Thailand.

Yeah, I always liked talking to SS girl.

She's a good listener.

We would talk on the phone for hours.

She's very good at asking questions.

Yeah, she wore the yellow jumper.

Did I pay to get Jura's door fixed?

Yeah, I paid like $400.

Because I didn't just break that door, I

broke her door as well.

When I slammed it, the hinge went funny

and the door wouldn't shut properly.

Damn, that was really confusing.

Look at all the videos with divorce in it.

There's like 30 videos.

I wish it would add up how many views.

The first one was, my wife suggested we

get divorced.

185,000 views.

That's crazy.

But the crazy thing is

that this webpage is taking so damn long

to load.

It only made $360.

You think for nearly quarter of a million

views it would make more money than that.

I should get married and divorced again.

Who's willing?

If I was 20 again, it was 2009, what would

I do differently?

Put all my money in Bitcoin.

Easy question.

I'd be rich.

Maybe buy some lube as well so I could

bang Sayuri.

It's the one that got away.

And I missed your hero because she made

the best content, got the most views.

Her personality.

Well, it was because of her personality

the views were good,

obviously.

So tomorrow I've got to do my MOT.

They phoned up today and they said I have

to drop the car off at 9 and they'll be

finished at 4.

And I said, okay, how am I going to go

home then?

They said, do you live locally?

I said, I live like 20 minutes drive away.

What do you think I'm going to do, walk

home or sit there all day?

So then they said, hold on a minute, we'll

ask the garage exactly what time.

I mean, why can't they just tell me what

time the car's going in?

Why do I have to drop off the car

and then just not even know when they're

going to do it?

So then she found out what time they're

going to do it and they said, come in at

11 or something.

So I'm going to go at 11 and then do my

shopping, food shopping, because there's a

shop nearby, get some meat.

No, I didn't go to the garage near me

because It looks really tiny and where am

I supposed to park?

So I booked an MOT at a proper garage.

It's in like an industrial estate with

other car dealerships.

So I thought I'd go look at other cars

whilst they're doing the MOT.

Maybe I sell my car tomorrow and get a

cheap car on that day.

They said they didn't have any rentals

available.

Market looks like it's gonna tank.

Yeah, so maybe I just— I go do my shopping

and then I go look around for cars, and

then maybe they've got a cheap banger and

I just trade in my car

and I make like 5K easy.

I really hope they're not gonna say, oh, I

need to fix this, fix that.

I'll be so pissed.

It's gonna be like some random expense I

wasn't expecting for my calculations.

No, it's not some shady Jim Joe's Garage

around the back alley.

It's like a proper establishment,

official branded.

It's like a proper, you know, real car

dealership place, not some little shack,

which is what— I mean, the garage down my

road looks a bit like.

Wheeler Dealer.

Gary Bloggs running it with his dad.

And I checked the reviews on that place

and there were a couple reviews saying

that they got ripped off or something like

that.

Yeah, I really hope they're not gonna find

a problem with the car.

It's going to be annoying.

Brakes should be fine,

suspension should be fine.

I don't really see— I mean, I've got no

engine, so they can't say, oh, oil

problems, transmission, clutch.

I don't have exhaust, I don't have any of

that.

I drive past that garage down the road to

me every day when I was doing delivery

work And there was just never— I couldn't

see where you would park there because

they always just had loads of cars.

So you have to park on the roadside.

There's always cars parked there, and it's

really annoying because it's like on a

bend, so you always have to go really

slow, make sure there's no oncoming

traffic.

How old is the car?

It's 3 years now, so it needs to get its

first MOT.

Oh my god, it's tanking.

Is it finally gonna tank?

It's ripped nearly 2% today.

I can't believe it.

Worst day of my life.

I lost £100.

I feel dead inside.

2 days without tanking.

I'm getting tanking withdrawals.

I feel so bored.

Tanking was the only exciting part of my

life.

Well, I'll do my MOT tomorrow, get food.

It'd be nice to go out, I guess.

Today I had ramen, an egg, and then a

KitKat and a pot noodle.

Do I miss the delivery job?

No, I hated it.

Although I did like— I sometimes I kind of

liked going out and making money.

Sometimes it does feel kind of nice to go

out for a reason, not just for no reason.

I mean, yeah, you could just go for a

drive and like walk about, but then what's

the point?

I only like going out if I need to do

something important, like make money or do

something I have to do.

So I might go around looking at cars

whilst they do my MOT.

Okay,

how the finances doing?

We got—

we had a £50 payment to the Amazon debt

today, so it's gone down a bit.

Um, stocks are probably like 440.

Oh my God, it's tanking!

I just went up £10.

Oh my God,

I want to get out of these shorts.

Just please let me out,

please don't do anything.

I'm up £15.

Holy crap!

Oh, look at it go!

I'm up £20.

We're tanking.

It's crazy, that tiny little tanking, um,

made me go up by £15.

Hmm,

stupid traveling trader.

God, I hate him now.

He comes on, he's like, oh guys, I think

we got a short.

Oh, SMT divergence forming.

Oh, SMT.

And then it rips anyway.

Shut up.

It's all his fault.

Always going on about his stupid SMT

divergence and it never works.

It never fucking works.

What is the point of it?

It's meaningless.

Or he'll say, oh, I think the draw is

London low, and then it's not.

There's no way to tell if the draw is

London low or if it's London high.

It could go either direction.

Like, there's nothing to tell you which

way it's gonna go.

Oh my God, I lost hundreds because of that

idiot.

I cancelled my membership.

If it wasn't for him, I probably wouldn't

have bought that triple leveraged SPY

short, which I'm down £300 on now.

Oh, I've lost hundreds.

I lost £300 on the thingy, and then I lost

£175, 2 months on his Discord.

I think I've lost nearly £500 because of

him.

And made nothing.

I didn't make anything.

The only times I did make a— the only

times I made money on the trade, it wasn't

because I followed his trade.

It's because I, I don't know, just got

lucky, I guess.

How do you keep losing money and not give

up?

Because, uh,

as long as you don't give up, you don't

lose.

If you give up, then you've lost.

Never give up.

That'd be like saying if you only get 4K

views on YouTube, why don't you give up?

Yeah, because, uh, Then I will make

nothing if I gave up.

Cockroach resilience.

I will survive longer than whatever.

I don't know how to finish that sentence.

I can't be bothered.

I can't even be bothered to finish the

sentence.

To be honest, whatever.

Why would I want less views?

I had to chuck away my cabbage.

It had mold on it.

Goddamn mold.

I'm just gonna buy meat tomorrow and some

greens.

No more carbs.

I've got loads of carbs.

And what else?

Sausage, bacon, eggs, milk, and then pork,

chicken, maybe beef mince.

Beef mince, pretty cheap.

Make some burgers.

Oh wow, thanks.

Hi Daniel, maybe make a video exposing

traveling scammer.

Trading community needs expert analysis of

his activity, and that could get you views

too.

And investing-related stuff gets nice ad

rev.

I don't know, he doesn't get many views

anyway.

He's not very big.

I like how the Sunny memes are still

around.

A remnant of a bygone era.

Aren't you gonna say sorry?

You're so annoying.

Look who's talking.

The most annoying girlfriend I ever had is

calling me annoying.

Okay.

How many members in his Discord?

Like 25,000 who have probably all paid

about $35 to $100 each.

So that's like $65 average.

He's probably made like $1.6 million off

his Discord alone.

Half of that probably goes to tax.

Like America tax is pretty I mean, if you

can make $1.6 million,

unless— I mean, he wouldn't have made it

all at once.

He would have made it over several years.

So I don't know.

Yeah, well, you know, even Graham Stephan

admits that he's made more money off

YouTube than actual real estate or

investing.

YouTube is just hands down the best way of

making money if you can get views and

build an audience.

Nothing beats YouTube.

The only way you make more money than

YouTube is if your YouTube flops and you

don't get any views.

If you can get views on YouTube, nothing

beats it.

You can make millions and millions just by

sitting in front of a camera and yapping.

Without any risk.

It costs nothing to make a video.

You need to— you don't even need to buy a

camera, just use your phone.

I use my laptop webcam,

1 megapixel.

Plus you can have sex with the viewers.

But don't tell her.

It's still tanking.

Oh my God,

I love the stock market.

If I can get back over £200, I'm gonna be

a happy Danny.

Why don't you offer to rate OnlyFans

subscriber dick pics for $10 or $20 each?

You could tell then what you'd do if it

was waving in front of your face.

Maybe give it a little suck and make it

nice and wet?

Mmm.

What if I say for $1,000 you can fuck me

raw?

How about that?

I bet someone would actually pay for that.

Would you get gay fucked for $1,000?

Kinda tempted.

No, maybe like $4,000,

because I'm risking either getting

murdered by like a Jeffrey Dahmer guy or I

get HIV.

So if I'm gonna be risking my life, it

better be damn worth it.

Gay for pay.

Whoa, it's tanking.

I'm at £178.

If I can get back over £200, Oh my God, I

love everyone.

Life is good.

And give me another chance, please.

This won't happen again.

Yes, tank it!

I'm £180 now.

God, what a rip today was.

Da da da da, da da da, da da da do,

da da da do.

It's the tanking.

My whole life is just staring at these red

and green candles going up and down.

I can't— honestly, I can't think of

anything else.

Oh my God.

Oh, we gotta distract myself with

something else.

What?

I don't know what to do or think about.

Um, stop looking at it, maybe.

I looked at it.

Hmm.

I think I'm gonna make £1,600 this month.

Hopefully.

Oh wow, thanks Swipe Card.

Welcome to the stream.

Finally caught a stream.

Heart suit, purple heart, red heart, heart

suit.

Congrats.

My finger's itchy.

Yeah, I'm quite excited for tomorrow.

What if they have a cheap car there for

like £2,000 and they let me trade my car

in?

God, if they just gave me £6,000,

what would I do with it?

I would probably pay off the credit card

and overdraft and not sell my stocks.

So exciting.

And buy a new iPad, maybe.

I want to get a Switch too, but it's all

out of stock everywhere.

I don't know.

I don't know if I can drive a manual

though.

A bit scared of manuals.

It's a lot to do, isn't it?

Especially when you're reversing.

Reversing is already kind of stressful,

and then you gotta worry about clutch

control and stuff like that whilst doing

it.

But maybe you can get good at it with

practice.

And also, girls like it, don't they?

Aren't girls impressed when a guy drives

manual?

One thing I don't understand is when

you're going downhill and you want to slow

down, what do you do?

Do you put it into first gear

or do you hold the clutch down the whole

way?

I never really got that.

Also, I would do that thing where when

you're going around a corner and you got

to shift down to like brake— I mean gear

2— I would just hold the clutch down all

the way around the corner, but you're not

supposed to do that apparently.

I, I'm scared if I'm like rolling down the

hill

And I don't put the gear down, it will

stall.

But that won't happen, would it, if it's

rolling down the hill?

I don't know.

So this— with automatics and electric

cars, you can't mess up because there's

like no way you can mess up.

How can you mess up?

You just press the pedal and it goes.

With a manual car, you could mess up.

You get clutch burn as well, apparently.

People can actually burn out their

clutches if they hold it— hold the biting

point too long or something like that.

I don't know.

I feel like I'll just break the car if you

give me that much control over something.

I'm probably gonna break it.

Electric cars are like idiot-proof, aren't

they?

Yeah, I mean, I don't even need a car, to

be honest.

I could get my food delivered here from

Tesco's.

And I only get food twice a month.

I don't go to the dump anymore.

And then if a girl did come, I could just

rent a car, couldn't I?

And rent a car for like a week.

Car rental, Devon.

Exeter.

What can I get?

Oh my God,

I can get a Mazda MX-30 for £300 for a

week.

Or a Fiat 500 for $230 for a week.

Yeah, but when I return the car, how am I

going to get home?

And how am I going to get to the place to

pick up the car?

I don't know.

Maybe they deliver it to your house.

If I had a girlfriend, it would be useful,

wouldn't it?

Or a job.

I don't have a girlfriend or a job

or any interest in just randomly going to

a place alone, walking about and going

home.

Feels so pointless, doesn't it?

You do it with a girlfriend because it's

like, yeah, we're going to make some fun

memories together.

We're going to enjoy each other's company

in this beautiful place.

You go alone and it's like, yeah, I guess

it's nice.

Would be nicer if I had a girlfriend.

You don't really create memories when you—

I mean, do you create memories when you're

alone?

I don't really have fond memories of that

time when I was alone in the woods

being bored.

The most memorable memories are when I'm

with someone.

Find a girlfriend?

No, not when I'm in this financial

trouble.

I want to be financially stronger if I had

a girlfriend,

because I'll just be stressed out about

money all the time and not wanting to

spend money.

I'll be penny-pinching and I'll not be

fun.

I'll be boring.

June.

We're in June now.

This is the last month

for me to sell my stocks.

Market's not crashing, is it?

But Barrick Gold went up.

Which stocks do I recommend?

I want to get silver.

I want— actually, I want to sell

everything and put it all into silver.

3x leverage.

Silver sounds pretty good.

Low supply, high demand.

Going to be used in future electric cars

for solid-state batteries, the solar

panels, and it's good against inflation

and can be used as currency, and there's

not enough of it to go around.

I'm gonna get the triple leveraged silver

ETF.

It's

also the best metal for conducting

electricity.

Used in military components and high-end

technologically advanced thingies.

Wow, Elf Tower trying to get everyone to

stop watching my channel.

I think someone wants a ban.

Mark is bouncing now.

Boring.

What did he do?

He tried to tell everyone to stop watching

my channel.

That's not very nice.

I wonder if my channel would have gotten

as big as it did without the marriage.

What if I had just gone home after meeting

Chihiro and not got married?

I wonder what would have happened.

I wonder if I get married again, would my

views go up?

Yeah, people found the channel through the

No Friends video, but I think a lot of

them stayed because of the Japan stuff and

the marriage.

Otherwise they probably would have left.

It's just annoying because

I didn't want to be in the marriage.

So it's annoying that that was the reason

why my channel was interesting.

And then all these new girlfriends have

been rather boring, haven't they?

Trying to shut me down,

refusing to be on camera.

So it's like I meet a girl and she's okay

with being on the channel.

And then when it gets to the point where

she doesn't want to be on the channel

anymore, then it's time to break up.

It's annoying.

You only do things for the plot.

Um, yeah, if I can't— if I can't use it

for content, I don't really want to do it,

to be honest,

because then it feels like, what's the

point if I have to keep it a secret?

And what's the point?

I don't think I should have to keep things

a secret.

I want to make content,

not— I want cool stuff to happen, and then

I can't talk about it.

If that's the case, I'd rather nothing

happened then.

So I'm probably better off finding someone

who isn't a viewer.

Because then they won't know about the

channel.

But it's hard, isn't it?

Stupid market's bouncing.

No, I don't like Japanese women anymore.

They don't have any smell.

I'm now hooked on smelly sex.

Having sex with Japanese women is like

eating food that has no flavor.

Can you imagine eating a Big Mac with your

nose pinched like that so you can't smell

it?

Be boring.

I want a smelly girl.

Japanese women have no smell.

It's so boring.

You put your nose right in the armpit and

there's nothing.

No taste, no smell, nothing.

No, I don't really— not perfume.

That's not the kind of smell I'm talking

about.

I want that earthy

human smell, not artificial perfume.

I don't like perfume.

It just smells like flowers.

I don't want to smell like I don't want to

feel like I'm fucking a flower.

Why do girls think they want to smell like

a flower?

That's not sexy.

Maybe to a bumblebee, that's sexy.

I want someone meaty and like yeasty and

musky, not smelling like a flowery meadow.

I want the stench.

Yeah,

I can't believe most of you don't know my

video from 2016 or something called Why I

Love the Smell of Ass.

That was one of my best.

Unfortunately, I deleted it.

It explains a lot.

I don't know why I started getting all

these Japanese reels on my Instagram where

it's—

Japanese Instagram's weird.

I don't know, maybe it's my algorithm

sending me this stuff, but all of it's

just

couples arguing.

Not real arguments, though.

It's, it's like well-made production

quality is good and it's like acting and

it's always like some weird argument or I

don't know, it looks, it looks

like an act, but maybe it's real.

I don't know.

And it's always some really boring

argument like

the guy went gambling and now the girl's

angry, or I don't know, some weird skit

where they're just arguing.

Or one of them, this girl took a guy to a

place where she went with her ex and the

guy was mad.

So it's weird couple arguments acted out.

Really strange.

I think Japanese people just love

relationship drama, maybe.

Or they watch it and they think, oh, thank

God I'm not in a relationship.

Just to clarify one more of your lies,

there was indeed a video where you stated

that Chihiro had sent you the divorce

papers which you had to sign and send it

back to Japan.

I'm going to search in the archives and

post it on Reddit.

Remember your lies at least.

You're a bit late because we've already

solved the mystery.

Basically, I just forgot.

I forgot the whole signing the papers and

sending it back.

God, you people, sometimes you're so

stupid because you think forgetting

something equals lying.

I just forgot.

It's not a lie.

Why would I lie about that?

It happened 6 years ago.

Am I expected to remember everything

perfectly?

I can't believe I forgot though.

That's crazy.

I honestly thought,

um,

that she just sent that picture of a piece

of paper and I thought that meant we're

divorced.

Because people in my new video were saying

if you didn't sign anything, it means

you're not divorced.

But then I completely forgot I did sign

something and then sent it to her, but she

didn't send it off until a year later

because she gave me one last chance.

Because she couldn't find another guy

better than me.

Do you remember?

She went on about 5 dates and then she

said she couldn't find anyone she liked

more than me.

Yeah, because no one's better than me,

bitch.

You know it.

I made her cum every time.

That I'm way better looking than at sushi

vlogs.

He looks weird,

like his mouth is too big.

His mouth is like,

oh, this is kind of racist.

It's not racist because I'm Asian, so I

can do it.

It's like black people can say the N-word

to each other.

Asian privilege.

Don't clip that.

Why did I cheat on her in the first place?

Because I want to have sex with as many

women as possible.

What else can I say?

Should I have pigtails?

I look kind of cute.

Why is it such a shocker that guys want to

have sex with different women?

It's not that surprising, is it?

No, I don't want a poly relationship.

I want to have— I want to be able to have

sex with many women, but they can only

have sex with me.

And I also want billions of dollars and

not to have to work and live in a big

mansion.

And I want all my enemies chained up.

Wait, any paper at all?

She didn't need you to sign anything since

in Japan it's possible to annul the

marriage one-sided, which is what she did.

Keep up with your game, dude.

This is getting boring.

I've already explained it.

I can't even be bothered.

It wasn't a lie.

I forgot, and then I checked the video,

then I remembered

that she sent me papers.

Oh wow, thanks.

Can you draw a picture of Chihiro on the

whiteboard where she is getting railed by

a line of black guys with big willies?

Yeah, maybe, maybe one of them holding her

up with his willy in her bum and

another with a willy in her vag, and

another with his willy in her mouth.

That sounds hot.

The black guys would be pretty easy to

draw cuz I'll just use the black pen.

No, cuz then I have to erase my financial

numbers.

Yeah, how come that guy in Japan has like

8 girlfriends, all with kids of his?

What makes him so special?

Is he rich?

He looks weird.

He looks like a fat lesbian.

He's not even good-looking.

He's all dorky and stuff.

I bet he's got a tiny willy.

Yeah, the perfect girlfriend would be a

shapeshifter because then she could

shapeshift into a different woman whenever

you want.

They said in the interview, it's the sex.

What, he's really good at sex?

He's not even charismatic.

I've seen the interview.

He's just some boring Japanese fat guy.

He probably plays with little figurines.

How does he afford it?

What does he do for a living?

He must be rich if he can afford 8 wives.

Very weird.

They afford him.

What?

So he just gets to sit around having sex

with multiple women, doesn't have to work.

Oh my God, that's my dream life.

Some people have all the luck.

Who's getting a Switch 2?

You can't even get it, it's all out of

stock everywhere.

Mm-hmm.

Why is the market so strong today?

I actually don't even know.

Because Trump's meeting Xi Jinping.

That's it.

And because of that, the market's ripping.

I really don't know why it's ripping.

What's taco?

I've seen that word around today.

Mm-hmm.

Dun dun dun dun.

Yeah, I'm actually kind of excited

tomorrow.

I want to go look at the cars.

Do you think I should vlog it?

Getting my MOT and buying new car.

What if I buy my ex's car?

Toyota Yaris.

Don't know how my stock's doing.

Really badly.

Um, Barrick Gold is actually holding up

well.

It closed above $20

considering the markets.

I mean, gold's doing well too.

I guess that's why.

Yeah, but my shorts got wrecked

really badly.

I just don't know how to vlog it.

What am I going to do?

Like, hey guys, I'm getting my MOT.

Hey guys, I'm at the MOT place.

Hey guys, I'm looking for a car.

It just seems boring.

Hey guys, I'm doing my food shopping.

I'm looking forward to the free wash and

vacuum.

My car's a mess

and I don't have a vacuum cleaner, so I

couldn't suck all the bits of dirt out.

Oh, my stomach feels weird.

Car vlogs.

Yeah, I kind of gave up on vlogging,

didn't I?

I used to vlog a lot in Japan.

Daily life in Japan, going out.

Everything was interesting.

Now I just don't do it because I tried and

it just didn't get views.

To be honest, everything just gets the

same views though.

Nothing gets more views than anything else

apart from investing videos.

Hmm, maybe I could try vlog it.

It was just annoying because people would

complain about the drama content, but then

that's all they would watch.

And I thought, if you don't want the drama

content, then don't watch it and watch the

other stuff.

Ouais, allez, toi là.

Dinner time soon.

I farted in the toilet.

Don't tell anyone.

Gassed it up good.

I can still smell it.

Testing.

Wow, what a lovely sunset.

Oh, you see my grass growing quite well

now.

When the weather's nice, I'll go out and

take a picture of it.

It's just been raining and windy every

single day.

And according to the weather forecast,

it's gonna be raining and windy for the

next whole week.

I can't believe it.

I haven't been outside in over a week

because it's just horrible,

horrible weather.

Yeah, I grew a little patch of grass in

the garden because I was bored, and it's

actually grown really well.

But all my vegetables didn't grow.

I bought tomato seeds and pepper seeds and

nothing came out.

I thought maybe some leaves came out, but

then they got eaten.

I don't really have soil.

I got this bag of compost and I just

tipped it onto the stones, and then I

poured the seeds onto the compost and I

buried it.

Um, I'm gonna make I'm feeling kind of

lazy.

Someone got me this, so I might try and

make this.

I don't even have any food apart from

those potatoes.

How do you make it?

Microwave or place in water, add—

place in water 100 milliliters of milk and

butter.

I've barely got any milk.

Let's get those potatoes out.

I still got AJ's butter.

That's crazy, wasn't that like a month

ago?

And I still got the garlic powder she

bought me.

I don't know what you guys talking about.

Okay, how'd

you make this?

Pasta sauce, cheese, and broccoli.

How do you make it then?

Oh, you pour it into pan.

What?

It's not even cooked, it's raw.

100— oh, I got to put water in it.

Okay.

Looks great,

looking real good.

Oh, I keep getting ads on my stream.

I can't watch the chat.

I didn't think I would have to cook it

myself.

Where's the broccoli?

I don't see the broccoli.

I see those little green things.

It's not broccoli.

Yeah, I thought it was kind of gonna be

precooked and then you just reheat it.

What did Elf Tower do?

He said, why don't we all stop watching

Daniel?

Uh, no, how about you all watch me and

click my ads and give me

donut.

Cuz if I didn't have YouTube, do you think

I'm going to get a real job?

No, I probably turn to a life of crime and

prostitution.

There's no going back now.

I'll be robbing the bank.

Give me all your money now!

I'll take a banana, put it in my pocket.

We all use Adblock.

Well then, how do you explain that I made

$1,000 a month from ad rev?

Yeah, didn't think too carefully about

that one, did you, idiot?

Oh no, market's ripping again.

Maybe it was a fake sell-off to trick

people into selling.

It's okay.

5 minutes, power hour, sell-off, Asia

market.

So good.

Still in the game.

Smells kind of weird.

I don't know if I love the smell of this.

It smells weird.

I wish someone lit My bumhole.

Bet it smells real good.

I'd lick my arm if I could.

What if I put that, um, creamer in it?

Well,

Oh no, I forgot my celery.

Oh, it looks gross.

Maybe I won't Eat this.

Slimy as well.

I wasted half the celery, half the

broccoli, half the cabbage.

They go off too quickly.

Oh, I've got the rosemary.

Today's rosemary is still good.

6th of May.

What day is it today?

This is the last rosemary AJ got me.

I used all that stuff now.

That means she got it for me a month ago.

Put more water.

It's not cooked.

Okay, on to the baked potatoes.

Oh, hot.

All right, we put the

I'm gonna put some butter in the pasta.

You can never have too much.

Turn off

the air fryer.

And some tuna.

I can't get the tuna out.

Oh, I hate metal scraping on

metal.

Oh, I don't like it.

Oh, what about the mayonnaise?

Do you think mayonnaise is okay?

I forgot to put it back in the fridge.

Tastes fine.

Very watery.