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what it's like having an Autistic Boyfriend
2025-01-10 · 8 min
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Oh, it's cold. It's like it's flushing. Pick another bit up, babe.
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0:00–0:25 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_0Look at that.
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0:27–0:28 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_1What is that?
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0:28–0:30 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_2It's like a splinter.
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0:30–0:30 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_3Icicle.
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0:30–0:31 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_4I used to make a little igloo when it snowed a lot.
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0:31–0:35 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_5Yeah. Checkers. It's not snow though. What do you call this? Like snow?
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0:35–0:57 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_6Melted snow that's turned ice.
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1:00–1:01 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_7Is that Pushkin's feet?
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1:01–1:02 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_8It's a rabbit because the back feet are side by side when they hop.
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1:02–1:07 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_9Yeah, they are weird tracks. It looks like a face. They're so big!
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1:07–1:11 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_10Wow, the sky's so blue. The sky's so blue, it looks blue. Whoa, look at it go! No, no, no!
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1:11–1:37 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_11What if it breaks the window? Oh my God, shoot that aeroplane! So many bunnies! You must be freezing! You look like you're in an action movie and you're hunting someone down. Rainbow Six. If you fell over, it would be so funny. Careful! Why do you keep the roof?
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1:38–2:43 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_12I'm not sure why they just left it there.
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2:43–2:47 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_13Wow, you don't even have a fence. Not very secure. What is this? Is that a little oven? Yeah, survival oven.
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2:47–3:16 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_14Campfire.
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3:16–3:16 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_15Is this a little chopping board? Are they the fruit trees?
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3:22–3:35 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_16Yeah, there used to be loads.
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3:35–3:40 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_17What happened to them all? Did he chop them down?
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3:45–3:47 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_18Yeah, I think they were dying or dead. This used to be one.
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3:48–3:52 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_19What?
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3:52–3:53 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_20I think they just tried to cut it out.
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3:53–3:55 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_21It's massive. Well, he's trying to take the whole stump out of the ground. Yeah, looks a bit difficult. So bright! Shade the sun.
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3:57–4:18 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_22We can pretend we've gone skiing. We're in the Alps.
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4:18–4:22 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_23Yeah, this is the ski trip. I'm scared it's gonna bounce back onto our face.
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4:22–4:29 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_24No, it'd bounce over there. Whoa, you can even crack it.
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4:29–4:37 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_25Crack it with your foot. Crack it with your foot. Go on, get a stick.
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4:39–4:46 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_26I don't see any sticks.
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4:46–4:51 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_27There's loads of sticks. Um, where's the stick? The garden seems so much smaller in winter. Yeah, like you don't have that illusion that it's way bigger. Oh, there's one! Go on, eat it! Oh, he got it!
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4:51–5:34 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_28It bounced off.
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5:34–5:35 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_29He got it!
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5:35–5:36 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_30I thought it would go into it.
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5:36–5:38 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_31It looks so rotten. Maybe there's some lower ones here. They've probably all got eaten by the animals. Eat these! Poisonous berries. I don't know.
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5:38–6:00 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_32Oh, it exploded! You didn't see?
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6:08–6:12 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_33Do it again. Which one are you aiming for?
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6:12–6:16 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_34Oh, uh, that one. Did you ever make bow and arrows as a kid?
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6:20–6:35 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_35No, how do you do that?
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6:35–6:37 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_36You'd get like a saw and then cut off a big thick stick.
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6:37–6:42 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_37I was not allowed to play with saws as a child.
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6:42–6:44 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_38And then you'd get like a bit of string and then just Tighten it.
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6:44–6:50 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_39Sounds quite useful for survival skills. Maybe.
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6:50–6:52 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_40I'll just do that with my friends. Oh, that's how I got this scar.
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6:53–7:00 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_41Is it?
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7:00–7:00 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_42These scars here, because I was cutting this wood and it slipped and went into my hand.
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7:00–7:06 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_43Wait, let me see.
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7:06–7:09 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_44These 2.
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7:09–7:09 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_45That was from your bow and arrow?
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7:09–7:12 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_46Yeah.
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7:12–7:12 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_47Were you not supervised as a kid? No, just went into the woods. Oh, look at these mushrooms! Cool.
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7:15–7:26 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_48That's the cat graveyard. Oh my God! Oh no, toffee, Mimos, and kids. Oh yeah, this wall, load of cat skeletons.
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7:26–7:53 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_49Who's the one at the end? Did you shoot your football?
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7:54–7:57 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_50No, unless David Kimberley did. He also got a gun and he was walking around the garden on Christmas.
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7:58–8:04 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_51All the little cat statues have fallen over.
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8:04–8:06 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_52This one's gas-powered and it's got metal bullets.
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8:07–8:14 · rev_9d6f0af656d2beccc558c17a455eaf45_53