sad and alone again...

Testing.

Oh, that's sick.

Okay, got my coffee.

Testing.

It's a bit cold today.

Oh, it's too hot. I can't drink it.

Got a haircut finally. Yup. After my

last haircut was around Christmas, I

think. I can't get— can't

get it to look good. Probably need to wash

it tomorrow. The titles are

kind of the same. Yeah,

you notice the pattern? It goes, my life

is ruined, and then I'm sad and lonely,

life is getting worse, and what else?

I made a massive mistake.

You cracked my secret code.

Because when I put my life's great, no one

watches it. No one's here subscribed

to me to see how great my life is.

The worse my life is, the better it is for

Oh well, it's like a hedge, isn't it?

Like I do a risky thing and if it

doesn't work out, it'll be good for

content. So I'm hedged and if it does work

out, then I get cereal.

So it's a win-win.

Either I get cereal or I get content, or I

get cereal then I get content,

or I get content then I get cereal.

Can't lose.

I'd call it clickbait. Well,

yeah, because this stupid website is run

off a stupid algorithm where if you don't

please the algorithm, you get— your

channel dies. That's just how it is.

I would love to just put an honest title

called Chatting with Daniel and Coffee and

Dinner.

But that won't work.

I had to buy more coffee. I got a 750g

Nescafé Gold Blend refill package coming,

I think maybe tomorrow, I don't know.

£29. It says 415 cups, so that's like

7 pence per cup. Pretty good. I can't

believe people go to Starbucks and pay

like a dollar for a coffee. 29 divided

by 415. Yeah, it's like 7 pence

per cup of coffee.

That's how the rich stay rich.

$5 to $10 for a coffee. What? I've never

been to Starbucks.

I'd rather just make my own.

Yeah. So today, extremely exciting. I went

to work and there were only 20 parcels

that I left there yesterday. So I

confirmed my theory that no

parcels arrive on Sunday. So my

plan is I would work on Sunday and take

Monday off. Just today I had to go

on Monday because I left parcels there.

So as long as I don't leave parcels there,

I think it's safe to take Monday off

because there'll be nothing new on Monday.

It's just that if I didn't do today, then

tomorrow there'd be like 100.

So I decided to just go there and finish

the last 25 parcels and go to the dump.

Everyone was queuing outside the dump.

Had to wait about half an hour until they

let us in. So annoying.

Should bake tonight. Bake? What can I

bake? I could make cupcakes. I've got

sugar, flour, eggs, and milk.

My nose getting cold recently.

I'm getting bored of day trading, to be

honest. When I just lost half my account,

I'm like, oh my God, it was so hard work.

Such hard work getting it up to £18 and I

lost half of it. And I'm like, oh, for

fuck's sake. Maybe I'll just cheat and I

add £8, you know, like reset back to a

previous save point. No, that's cheating.

I've got, I've got to earn it and trade my

way back up. So I took one trade— no, I

took a bunch of stupid trades before the

market opened by myself, and I lost every

single one of them. I lost like a pound.

And then Traveling Trader came online,

and then I copied his trade. I made back

about a pound something, so I broke even

I think I'm just not gonna take any more

trades and just bank what I made today.

There's nothing there anyway. The problem

is you keep trying to take a trade,

there's nothing to trade, and you're just

randomly clicking when there's nothing.

There's no setup or anything. Like, what

are you doing? You'll wait for a setup.

I keep just getting bored and then I'm

like, oh, it's going up, oh, it's going

down.

Yeah, I get bored and then I want to take

a trade. That's the problem.

You gotta wait all day and then you gotta

wait all the way until half past 2 for the

market to open. Why can't you just hurry

Coffee's horrible for you. Why?

I'm definitely addicted to caffeine. God,

without caffeine I get a splitting

headache and I feel miserable. I went one

day, once in Thailand,

we— I think we ran out, just ran out of

coffee for some reason and didn't buy any

new coffee before it ran out. So I had no

coffee for the day. And I had the worst

headache ever. I thought, oh, easy, I just

won't have one today.

And now I'm having 2 cups a day because by

the afternoon I feel really sleepy again

and I need to have energy when I stream.

Otherwise you guys would be bored. I need

to inject some energy.

Because the problem is I'm waking up

really early. I'm waking up at like 6

o'clock, 7 o'clock. Sometimes I just get

out of bed at half 6 and

then I'm ready to go. I quite like waking

up early, actually. Because by the time

it's the evening nearing nighttime, I've

got nothing else to do. I might as well

just go to bed. I had all these weird

dreams last night as well. I think one of

them was like a nightmare about my stop

loss getting triggered. So sad. I'm like

having nightmares about day trading now.

I had a weird dream about my dad as well.

He was mad at me again. I always have

dreams about my dad and he's mad at me

about something.

Who was really nice to me?

I tried that Oblivion Remastered game.

It's rubbish. It's just as boring and

janky as the original, but it just has

better graphics now. I don't know why

Bethesda are so bad at combat. They're

just really bad at it.

It always feels really janky. I don't know

The only combat that's good is Fallout,

Fallout, because they've got the VATS

system, but that's just like turn-based

Yeah, I'm not interested in Cripps Cutie

because she's got other guys in her life.

I'm not— I've always been very strict

about what girls I get interested in, and

if they've got guys like exes, recent

exes, exes still in their life, other

guys, I'm not interested. I thought I

made that pretty clear. That I'm very

against polygamy. You guys were like, oh,

Daniel, why don't you try an open

relationship? Because I don't want an open

relationship. It's weird.

Yeah, I'm very monogamous

when I'm looking for relationships.

I don't want— I don't want other men in my

life, even if it's in connection by

one degree. I don't want any. I want to

reduce any interaction with men in my

life, not bring men. And if we're sharing

the same woman, then they're kind of in

some way in my life, which I don't like.

Don't like it at all.

You look at other women while in a

relationship? Well, yeah, if there's

multiple women with me, that's fine.

But I don't want to be with a— I don't

want to be part of the multiple men with a

woman, if you get what I mean.

If there's multiple women interested in

me, then I would probably pick

my favorite one and then go with that one.

It's very hypocritical. Well, that is the

human condition, isn't it? Like, I'm

enjoying this. I'm enjoying drinking this

coffee. But if the coffee was drinking me,

I wouldn't be too happy about it.

Existence. Is intrinsically hypocritical

and selfish because you're saying your

existence is more important than all of

the living organisms that consume things.

Danny Love, what are you cooking for us

today? Oh, well, thanks, Joe, but I'm just

having my leftover broccoli and chicken

wings. Yeah, you cannot exist in this

world without consuming living matter. So

you're basically saying you're more

important than all this living matter that

you're going to consume. So the very fact

that you exist is— everyone's a walking

hypocrisy, and that's fine.

It's okay.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Yeah, I've got 4 chicken wings left. That

should last me 4 days, 1 wing per day.

People say, how does Daniel get so many

girls? They don't know what clout is.

Yeah, my amazing clout of 3K views.

Wow, I'm so famous.

So I'm the most famous guy on all of

YouTube.

Are they all cooked? Yeah, I batch cooked

the wings. They should be fine.

What do you mean I got a horrible

personality? How is my personality

horrible? I don't think I've ever done

anything wrong.

Because you're selfish. All life

on this planet is selfish because they

consume living matter to exist. How is

that not selfish? How is destroying

living organisms to sustain your own body

not selfish? You're saying, I'm more

important than this thing, so I'm going to

kill it and eat it. That is in its very

definition selfishness. Prove me

So you call me selfish, but we're all

selfish really.

You know what is selfish though?

Um, dragging me all the way to the other

side of the country and then ditching me.

After I set up a new life here.

Uh, being happy that I got myself into

massive PCP debt with a car because it

meant I couldn't leave the country

anymore. Now that's what I call selfish.

Not naming any names.

And then trying to take away my sources of

income because, uh, your feelings are

getting hurt by the mean comments and

the 12-year-old level insults.

That's what I call selfish. Don't know

I made massive financial, emotional,

physical sacrifices and still got dumped.

And I didn't even cheat. I might as well

have put all this effort into not

cheating, and look what it got me.

Whereas I never got dumped before for

cheating, did I?

No, I've been caught cheating, and then we

talked about it, and then we stayed

together. But that was never the reason

for breaking up. The reason for breaking

up has always been the same, really. It's

like, um, they feel that I don't care

Which is not true. I care about everyone

on some level,

because if you do something for me that

I benefit from, I am obviously going to

care about you because I care about

receiving the benefits. If you don't do

anything that benefits me at all, then

yeah, I won't really care about you.

How's the weather today? Yeah, it's pretty

nice, very nice and warm, but a big

wasp came into my conservatory and I had

to evacuate until it flew out again.

Now I'm a bit scared because usually when

I was in my house, my mum's house, if I

had to deal with any wasps, I used the

vacuum cleaner and I sucked it up,

but my one's too small and not powerful

enough. Or I'd use my BB gun. So I've

got no defense mechanisms against wasps.

I am thinking of getting a Henry Hoover

because I also need to clean out my car

and I just, I can't get all the little

bits out without, without a Henry Hoover.

Yeah, maybe, but they're expensive.

They're like £100 Costs pounds at Henry

Yeah, I hate wasps, and they're so stupid

because they fly in, they take forever to

fly back out again. They do that weird

like hovering thing, like they're sniffing

out food, and then they're about— they're

like thinking if they want to come in or

not. They start hovering around the

doorframe I feel like they

want to come in because they've smelt

food,

and then they're hard to get rid of

because if you try and like shoo them

away, they might come and sting you.

I got, I got this spider on the inside of

my conservatory. He sits on the inside of

the door, and he's got a little web in the

corner, and there's so many flies stuck in

it. He's just feasting. All these stupid

little flies come in, they get stuck on

the window, on the closed door, even

though the other side, the door is open.

They could just fly out. Why are they so

dumb? They just go up the window and fall

back down, then go back up again, when all

they have to do is go sideways and they

can fly out. How can they be so stupid?

Let us send you food packages. That's what

people have been doing. They've been

sending it directly to my house.

I've gotten loads of food packages

recently. I got, um, yeah, first I got

spaghetti and pasta sauce, and I got Spam

and beans, and then I got these MRE ration

packs. And I got a box of chocolates.

Now you're just a grown man hoping for

strangers on the internet to donate to

you. Well, yeah,

thanks to that I've made like $1,500 this

Ow. So why would I not keep doing that?

God, I made so much money this month.

Thank God I came back to April. I mean,

came back to YouTube in April. Imagine if

I just stuck with the whole quitting

YouTube thing. Basically all the money I

made this month would be removed. From my

accounts. Goodbye $1,500 ad

rev and Super Chats. Goodbye $200 PayPal.

I don't know how I'd survive. Like, even

with that, I'm going to be in massive

overdraft. Imagine having— not having it.

I just don't know how I would have

survived without doing YouTube.

I would have to desperately look for a

full-time job.

Yeah, thankfully I came back before the

Turkey Tom stuff ended, although it was

nearing its end. Came back and, um,

I killed it in April.

$1,500.

It's just annoying I missed out 2 weeks of

Prime Toki Time exposure, but I mean, I

got 2 weeks worth of cereal, I guess.

Yes, it's the trade-off.

Well, she wanted me to quit YouTube

because she was getting bullied and it was

making her upset. So, so I'm upset

because of the mean comments. I know I'm

going to make my boyfriend lose his Entire

online income. That's fair. Or how

about just stop reading it? That would be

a lot easier. You know, just don't look at

it. If you can't handle it, then just

don't look at it. Who's forcing you to

open up Google and then type in the

subreddit? Zero self-control.

And then the funny thing is, even if I

quit YouTube, all these people are still

going to be discussing me and coming up

with theories. It's not like, oh, because

I quit YouTube, it all disappears. It's

still going to be there. So it made zero

logical sense. People still— if I quit

YouTube, people are still going to be

talking about me a year from now. Yeah,

they won't know what's going on, but

They're still there,

so who cares?

Yeah, just so silly.

It would go away eventually. Yeah, after

years and years and years. I mean,

look at Venus Angelic. She hasn't been

seen in ages, and they're still talking

about her.

Online communities don't just disappear

That's what infuriated me.

The way that I had to make this massive

sacrifice and it didn't really— it didn't

really fix the problems, did it?

It didn't really solve anything because

people would still be talking, wouldn't

they? So if,

if you could stop looking at the bullying

after I quit YouTube, then you should be

able to stop looking at it If even if I

was still doing YouTube.

Markets open. Yeah, I already took a

trade. I got a 10% gain, so I'm not going

to risk it. I am looking to

go short on the SPY, but only if it

retraces back up to this level.

But yeah, it's kind of like in this Middle

of nowhere land right now, so no trade.

No trade here.

I bought some Google for my investing

account.

The target is $170.

The golden pocket range on the fib is

$174. So if you take it

now, that's a 9.5%

gain. 158 to 174

would be about a 10% gain.

So yeah, I've been thinking selling some

gold and putting it into Google.

I think maybe the gold play's over for

Where do I day trade? I use Trading212 for

trade— day trading, and I use Freetrade

for long-term investments.

I thought just take everything out of

Freetrade and put it all into Trading212

and then trade exclusively CFDs. Because

then I can leverage. I can leverage 5 to 1

on stocks and 20 to 1 on indices.

Yeah, I'm kind of fed up of Barrick Gold,

but they've got earnings coming up and

they might go up. So it'd be really

annoying if I sold all my Barrick Gold and

then they smash earnings and I'm not in it

anymore. So I thought I'll wait until

earnings, see what happens.

I've already sold some of it.

Yeah,

I'm kind of, you know, not really sure

what to do. Because market could come

back down, but it could also rip,

couldn't it? I think risk-on

is probably going to come back and

then we get a summer rally. I think it

either goes up then down or goes down then

up. It's really hard to— I don't really

know what I believe in.

Traveling Trader has been a bit

conflicting. Like he said a few weeks ago,

oh, at this level there's going to be a

SPY short. And then now he's saying he's

going to go long on Google and Tesla. And

then last week he was saying, oh,

there's— I think there's a Tesla short.

And now he's looking to go long Tesla. He

said he didn't think the stock would hold

at those levels after earnings and come

back down. But now he's like, oh, now

we're gonna buy option calls on it. So

it's a bit— he keeps changing his mind on

what he says.

Yeah, it's hard being a professional stock

trader.

What? I don't smell like mold. I've

actually— these are new clothes, so they

smell good.

So I guess I'm going to work every day

apart from Monday. I think that's a good

idea. I think working on Sunday is a good

idea because the roads are really empty

and then I'll have Monday off and I can

focus on when the stock market opens.

You guys don't even realize that this is a

completely different jumper to the one I

was wearing 2 days ago. I think you need

to get your eyes checked.

Rate my moves on stream.

Yeah, pretty good.

You know who you remind me of? Um,

the singer from Evanescence. Anyone ever

Yeah, Amy Lee.

I'm talking about Crypt Cutie.

Enable media. Oh well, isn't that playing

music and stuff when I get copyright

strike?

Yeah, May's coming soon. I'm not looking

forward to May. May's going to be very

financially painful until mid-May. Then

I'll get some relief from my job money.

But it's going to be looking very sad in

the accounts. Just don't look at it.

How do I feel about Cake? Yeah, I like

Cake a lot. I hope we can meet.

It's just a bit difficult 'Cause I'm broke

and she doesn't have a passport.

And I need to work, to be honest. I don't

really want to take time off work.

People will steal my parcels and deliver

them and make me lose money.

I'm in a very financially delicate

situation where I've spent a lot

of money to set up this life and

finally things have become stable and I've

created a routine and now it's time to get

stuck in, really,

to, to repair my financial status.

Yeah, I got here in January. It's now

April. January to end of Feb

was very financially stressful.

I had to furnish this whole house.

But I think from end of May, things are

going to start looking up and I'm going to

start becoming cash flow positive. £800 to

£900 a month after expenses. It will start

compounding and then things will be

good.

Just got to be patient.

People usually furnish in Stages.

Well, I had to buy big-ticket items all at

once, like the bed and the sofa, the desk

and my chair, and then things to keep

myself warm, like the curtains and the

rugs, pillows, blankets,

bedsheets. And then obviously I need

kitchen stuff to make food— air fryer,

kettle, all that stuff, fridge.

I've only been buying stuff I need.

I have been tempted to buy a chair for the

patio garden to sit in the sun for

But yeah, I do have in the back of my mind

that I could lose my job.

So, I mean, hopefully I would like to keep

the job for at least a few more months

until I get out of this overdraft.

I just want to milk the job as much for as

long as I can, putting in minimum effort,

because that's how I do things. Minimum

effort and then get banned or fired or

Turkey Tom fame dried up quick. Yeah, I

know, that's why I wasn't excited about

it. I thought, oh, here we go again, a few

weeks where my views go up and then it's

back down again.

Yeah, the annoying thing about getting a

job is if you don't do it properly, you

get fired. I just want a job where I don't

have to do it properly and I don't get

fired.

It's like why you disappeared as soon as

it hit. No, because as soon as it hit,

Sunny made me stop doing YouTube.

She said that

it's too hard and toxic. To have a

relationship that's being publicly

criticized?

It's not hard at all. I've been doing it

for like 10 years. How's it hard?

If I can do it, why can't other people do

it? I've been

criticized for half my adult life.

I don't care.

Could have done a response video. I did.

It got 17K views, which is fine.

Maybe it would have gotten more if I made

it earlier, but I think it was still— I

think it still hit the algorithm. Because

I got a lot of search results from Turkey

Tom. So it did hit the algorithm right.

It just would have been better if it was a

few weeks earlier, but that's fine.

Why don't I be a good son? I am a good

son. It's just that she

triggers me and provokes me, and then

I snap. Otherwise, I would be a great son.

Everything I say and do is retaliatory.

Not— I don't instigate it.

I don't start fights. I react to people

when they try and pick a fight with me,

and then they don't like it because I fire

back harder. Like they, they fire their

cannons at me and then I fire back bigger

cannons and then they get mad because they

lost. It's like you call me

a bastard, I'll call you fucking bastard.

And then I've won, basically,

because you can't outfuck the fucking

bastard, can you? I'll call you fucking

shitting fucking bastard. How about that?

People think they can come at me with

words and they think they can win.

I've been word fighting for

my entire adult life on the internet.

You'd never, never defeat me when it comes

to a word battle. I will

destroy you.

And then people get destroyed and then

they start resorting to physical violence

because they know they've been destroyed

and they're like, I'm going to beat the

hell out of you. People like Kanae, they

can't handle it. So then they resort to

the only thing they can excel at, which is

physical violence. Because obviously I'm

not a very physical person. That's when

you know you've won.

I couldn't respond to Ice.

Yeah, well, it takes time for me to form a

reply. I'm not quick-witted. I've never

claimed to be witty and to be able to come

up with quickfire responses on the spot.

I'm not Jimmy Carr.

Your mum has done so much for you, you do

so little. She just sent me some

money and

she came with me on almost every Amazon

job. But she wanted to come. I wasn't

like, please, Mum, do you want to come?

Please. I just said, Mum, going to work

now. Are you coming? And then she'll be

like, okay. Because I thought she probably

wants to come. She seems like she really—

I mean, she, she literally ditches plans

so she could come and join me doing

Amazon. Like she had my aunties over for

tea and they just came back and they were

making tea. And then I go, oh, I'm going

now. And my mum was like, oh, sorry, we

have to go. And then they— she basically

kicked my aunties out of the house. No,

she— no, she said, you can stay and have

tea if you want, but me and Daniel are

going to go delivering. But they left

anyway. That's weird.

She'll literally cancel plans so she could

come delivering with me.

It's so funny because whenever I drive on

the country lanes, she looks so scared and

she starts screaming. But when I drive in

Devon, nearly all of it is very tight

country roads. She'd be screaming the

whole way. You really become like a master

of the country roads here.

I don't really feel scared anymore. You do

about 20. I wouldn't recommend doing more

than 20 around the bends because sometimes

you do have to brake hard, especially if

the person coming at you is coming

downhill or you're going downhill.

It's like I never bash my sister, do I?

It's because my sister doesn't provoke me.

If people provoke me, yeah, I lose my

temper and then I start ranting. All you

got to do is don't provoke me.

It's not hard.

Your Nothing Phone unboxing video. Your

address is in the video. Yeah, people

already know my address. That's how

they sent me food.

You could say sorry to her. I did. I

literally said sorry twice. I said sorry

when the Holly fight happened, but she was

still mad. And then I said sorry again

when I thought I was going to go home

after the whole, you know, I came back to

YouTube And then my relationship ended. I

thought I was going to go home, but she's

still mad at me. The annoying thing is I

say sorry. She won't say sorry back

because she thinks she didn't do anything

wrong. I think if someone says sorry to

you, you should say, thanks, I'm also

sorry. You should also own up to your

mistakes. But she would never. That's

what's so infuriating about it. She

literally thinks she's done nothing wrong.

I can agree that maybe I went a bit

overboard with the insults,

but I had reason to, didn't I? I was

provoked.

And when I had that big fight before I got

the car, I said sorry because I

knew that was the only way to fix it.

Because, yeah, we had a big fight before I

bought my car. It was about the— oh yeah,

the toilets getting clogged, which led to

the whole loggy thing.

So yeah, I had— we had a fight over that

and that's when I kicked my door and

cracked it. That's why there's a crack in

my bedroom door now, because I kicked it.

And then I stormed out the next day. No,

I got a taxi to go to his job interview.

And then after the job interview, I bought

a car. That was funny. And I drove the car

back home. That was my first ever time

driving a car by myself. It was so scary.

And my phone, I didn't have a phone mount,

so I had to like balance my phone in the

little tray thing and it kept falling over

and I didn't know how to get home and I

had to keep like trying to fiddle with it.

So that was an interesting experience. I

think you always remember the first time

you drive a car on your own.

It is a very strange experience because up

until then you've only ever driven with

your instructor and he's always guided

you. But now you can do anything you want.

You've got complete freedom, which is

nice, but it also means you're responsible

if you make any mistakes. Oh look,

market's going up. Looks like it's going

to retrace hopefully to that level and

then I can short it.

Yeah, I was terrified even after I passed

my driving test. The idea of driving alone

still scared me, so I thought, who's going

to be there to get me out of trouble if I

accidentally do something stupid. And then

you realize, wait, I'm the only one who

can keep myself out of trouble. You got to

start relying on yourself. I think there's

many life lessons from driving that

you shouldn't rely on someone to guide

you. You should be aware of dangers and

take responsibility and Remember

that it's your life in your hands.

Many life lessons can be learned.

They ganged up and bullied me last night.

Yeah, I kept waking up in the middle of

the night and I was briefly checking it

and I was like, what the fuck's going on?

And then I fell asleep again.

300 return to Toronto.

Really? When I checked, it was 500. The,

um, hotels would be the most expensive bit

though, and then the tickets, and then

maybe the food.

Oh, if I buy it on my credit card, I'll

get the 0.5% cashback.

What stock am I gonna trade today?

I already took a short down and I exited

it for a nice fat 10% profit, which thank

God, because look at it bounce now.

I exited at Asia low, but it actually kept

going down a bit more, so I could have

made a bit more. It looks like it went,

it went down to It

almost went down to previous week's low,

which I think that's going to be the draw.

I still think the 4-hour value gap

slightly below, and also the new day

opening gap from last week, is the draw on

liquidity. I think there's going to be a

retracement, but it's not going to be

strong enough to keep the bullish trend.

I think it retraces back down to— where

is it— 5,5400

level,

5350. So I've set up a pending order

when it gets up to this golden pocket.

I'm just monitoring it because I'm hoping

it triggers. But yeah, sometimes these

things don't trigger at the level you

think it's going. It might trigger

slightly below or above, so you

don't want to miss your entry.

I put my, my entry slightly below the

I really gotta be careful. I keep blowing

money by getting bored and doing random

trades. I need to just wait until

traveling trader comes online.

Dinner's going to be a bit boring. I'm

just going to have one of the ration packs

with some of the broccoli I made

yesterday. I put it in the air fryer and

it crisped up again nicely.

Relying on one guy for your trade

information is so dumb. Yeah, but he's an

expert. He's been doing this since 2007,

so obviously he knows better than I do.

It's like when you learn to drive, you

don't go out on the roads alone on the

first day, do you? You go out with an

instructor who knows what he's doing. And

he can guide you. Where's the stupid hole?

I hate this laptop charging hole. It's on

the side here, but I can't see it. Oh,

there it is. Why can't I make the hole

bigger?

Yeah, so he said he's going long at Google

targeting £170, which would be a 10% gain.

I'm thinking of putting £2,000 into that

to make £200, and then that would pay for

half the Discord fee, wouldn't it? And

then he's also targeting Tesla. He said go

long Tesla, target for like £320. That's a

20% gain.

But I don't have spare money unless I get

out of Barrick Gold. But Barrick Gold

could easily go up 10% again if it gets

back to $21. So it's kind of— I don't

know, Barrick Gold is like in the middle

of nowhere in the channel. It's not at the

bottom and it's not at the top, so I don't

know what to do. If it goes back up to the

top of the channel, I could sell some. If

it goes back down to the bottom of the

channel, then I probably won't add

anything. Yeah, Barrick Gold hasn't

been a great investment. Like 10%

after 3 years.

No, I meant $200 would pay for— it

would cost $100. I mean, I don't know what

I'm trying to say. Half the Discord would

cost half of the $200.

Maybe I'll sign up for his mastermind

class as well. You know what that saying

I hate that people who invest say? They

say, if you don't understand it, you

shouldn't invest in it. I hate that

saying. That's like saying, if you don't

understand how a combustion engine works,

you shouldn't drive a car. I don't need to

understand it. I just need you to tell me,

is it going up or down?

My sister's husband used to say that as

well to my mum, because my mum would ask

him, oh, should I buy premium bonds? And

he would say, you shouldn't buy something

if you don't understand what it is.

So what, I shouldn't use an air fryer

because I don't understand how the

technology works? That's rubbish.

Yeah, he should make a YouTube channel.

He can become a stock guru since he knows

so much. I don't know

how good he is at investing.

I mean, he kind of lost thousands of

pounds when that whole GME thing happened.

Do you remember the GME AMC meme stock

thing? Yeah, we all got excited. I was

pumping thousands into GameStop and AMC.

My sister put like $5K into AMC and she

lost like half of it. And then he put a

couple thousand into BlackBerry and then

he lost I don't know, because BlackBerry

tanked, didn't it? God, everyone got

caught up in that GameStop thing. It was

even on the news. It was insane. It was

really the most exciting part of investing

history ever. The whole internet went

wild. It was crazy.

Good times. I remember just buying

GameStop and it would go up and up and up

and I made like a couple hundred in a few

seconds. And then I lost it all the next

My sister bought Tattooed Chef as well

because it's probably because of me,

because I watched people like Meet Kevin.

They were going on and on about Tattooed

Chef and how great it is. The company went

bankrupt. The stock went to zero.

Idiots. That Jeremy guy put like $2

million into Tattoo Chef and he lost 90%

Good times.

Is there even anything good to do in

Canada? Like cool places?

No offense, but it looks kind of boring.

I'd only want to go to meet Cake, but if

otherwise, I wouldn't really want to go.

What's it even got? Like a famous place

I have no clue.

Yeah, they keep going on, on the radio

about the car incident in Vancouver,

and it, it feels like a bad omen or

something. So 11 people died. That's

crazy.

16. Jesus,

they should just ban cars in built-up

Was he white? Who's the driver?

That happened in Germany as well, didn't

it? Last Christmas.

Damn, look at the market ripping. Come on,

get to my sell order place.

I'm going short soon.

We're 2/3 of the way there.

2 hours and— no, 1 hour until power hour.

I reckon it gets there in the last hour of

trading and then tanks.

Oh, we've got 80 parcels tomorrow to

deliver. Getting bored of this.

The worst bit is when you start bringing

out all the parcels to your car.

Takes ages, especially if there's lots of

big boxes. I hate the big boxes.

But there's not really anything

interesting to talk about work now.

It's just same thing every day.

Oblivion remaster came out. Yeah, I did a

review today,

probably a bit too late though. It's funny

because, you know, in the beginning when

you're in the jail cell and you're

following the Emperor with his bodyguards

I pickpocketed the bodyguards and I took

their stuff, and then one of them died,

the captain, and then you can loot her and

take her weapon. That's kind of weird.

And you can keep punching the emperor in

the face and he doesn't do anything.

Yeah, I have no idea what Oblivion is

about. I've played the original, but I

only did the bit where you get out of the

jail and then I got bored. And I started

robbing people, and then the guards killed

me, and then I got fed up and turned it

off. Boring.

I'm just too lazy to play that kind of

game. I can't get invested in it. I just

don't care about the lore.

The combat's boring.

Is it even connected to Skyrim?

How long can Canadians stay in the UK

without a visa?

Because if we get unwell, you could just

stay here. And it

wouldn't cost anything.

But if I go to Canada, it'd be very

expensive to get hotels.

No, I've never been into this Elder

Scrolls stuff. It's too, too nerdy.

Like how Sunny came to Daniel. Well, if

it's cheaper for one person to,

to make the trip instead of the other

person, then I think it makes financial

sense if the other person's willing.

The only thing fun about Bethesda games is

you can strip naked almost, and then you

can strip other people naked and loot

them, and then they become naked, and then

you can drag their bodies around. And you

can like spread their legs. That's what I

used to do. I like dragging them by the

ankle and then like spreading their legs

open and then getting another body and

then I put them in between their legs so

they look like they're having sex and then

I loot all their gear so they're not

wearing anything and then I whack their

bottom. That was the only fun thing about

Oblivion and Skyrim.

In Hitman, I would make like a massive

mountain of dead bodies. That was the best

thing about Hitman. You would like, you go

into a tiny room and then trigger the

guards and just start shooting them. And

then they, they'll all start piling into

the room and get stuck in the doorway and

then they die and they'll collapse. And

then there's just like a massive mountain

of bodies blocking the door. It was so

funny. I might play Hitman again.

And they keep coming. They, they can't get

in because of the mountain of bodies, and

then you just shoot them through the gap

and it adds another body. So funny.

Yeah, I remember when, when I was a kid,

I was playing Fallout 3 And my dad came up

to my room and I was like, Dad, Dad,

look! And then I got a sledgehammer and I

just exploded this guy from

behind. I just like pulverized his corpse

and his body blew up in giblets and blood

went everywhere. And my dad was like,

Daniel, that's disgusting. And then he

walked out. He was so— he was like so

sickened by the violence. And I was like,

Dad, look at me. I'm gonna do something

really cool. Smash! With a sledgehammer,

and then the body just exploded in blood.

Yeah, my dad hated violence. I wanted to

watch Saving Private Ryan with him, and

then the D-Day landing scene started, and

he just got up and walked out the room.

He said, this is so depressing, and then

he left. Can't wait. Imagine if he waited

and saw the scene where the German guy

slowly pierces the American guy's chest

with a dagger. God, he didn't see nothing.

That scene traumatized me.

I don't like real-life violence

though. I remember Mila kept trying to

show me, I don't know, like weird dark web

videos of people getting beheaded, and I

was like, oh, don't show me that, it's

disgusting. I don't know why she had like

this weird fetish for Violence and gore.

I hate that. I think video game violence

is funny, but real violence? No, I don't

like it. And also, I hate

horror movies where there's like really

disgusting torture kind of gore,

like, I don't know, fingernails being

pulled off slow. Oh, it's disgusting. I

don't know how people like that stuff.

This grosses me out.

I always look away every time there's like

a gross scene. I can't watch if

it's too realistic. I don't like it.

Yeah, a lot of girls seem to like this

gory stuff though, like true crime stuff.

It's pretty common.

I like stylized gore, you know, when it's

cool, like Quentin Tarantino movies are

gory, but they're gory in a stylized way.

Not in a torture way.

Oh, isn't that 28 Years Later movie coming

out soon? I want to watch that. Even

though it's— the other one was disgusting,

but it was kind of cool. 28 Weeks Later

was pretty good, where the guy ditches his

family and he's like running across the

fields with all the zombies chasing him.

He jumps on the boat and he's rowing away.

I would have done exactly the same. I

mean, what are you gonna do? Swarm of

zombies starts attacking your family, as

if you're gonna be able to help them.

Obviously the best thing to do is just

ditch and run. It's over.

He doesn't even have a weapon. What was he

expected to do, like punch the zombies in

the face?

I would have done exactly the same.

Yeah, that movie was gross. And then he

kisses the wife and then he gets infected

and he starts— he gouges out her eyes when

she's strapped down to the table. It's

I don't know if I'd want to watch it in

the cinema because I don't want to go to

the cinema because I can't be bothered.

I'd rather just wait for it to come out on

whatever it comes out on.

I don't really like— I mean, I don't know.

I went to the cinema once with Sunny. We

watched The Heretic with Hugh Grant.

The thing is, you can't go to the toilet,

so you can't have drinks because it'll

make me need to pee.

And also, it's too loud. The bass, it like

rumbles your body. And then it suddenly

goes really dark and then suddenly really

bright and flashbangs you.

And then you get ripped off with really

expensive popcorn. I'd rather just stay at

home, watch a movie, and then we can

cuddle and I can go to the toilet.

Too loud, too bright.

Yeah, I'd rather stay at home. I like— I'd

prefer everything at home, actually. Like

restaurants, I'd rather stay at home,

make food, or get takeaway and then bring

it back home and watch a movie.

It's just nicer and cheaper.

It's so nice when you're not in a trade.

When you're in a trade, you feel kind of

stressed out. I feel so unstressed now.

Do they have fish and chips in Canada?

Because it's kind of— why don't you have

fish and chips in America? Why is that

like a British thing? Even though probably

half of Americans originate— have origins

from England. But all the

named places in Canada and America are all

English, like London, Chatham. Didn't they

bring fish and chips with them to the

Fish and fries, it just doesn't have the

same ring.

But I wonder if it tastes the same as

English fish and chips, because they try

and do fish and chips in Japan, it tastes

nothing like English fish and chips. It

just tastes like, I don't know, battered

fish and then they fried it, and the chips

don't taste like fish and chip chips at

all.

Fish and fries, it sounds silly.

Yeah, well, how come chips are called

fries, but when it's fish and chips, it's

not called fish and fries?

Oh, do you have savaloy sausages?

They're my favorite. In Japan, in the

convenience store, they would have this

special campaign where they sold fish and

chips in a little plastic cup, and it

tastes nothing like fish and chips.

Sister, I can't foresee anything

happening.

Anytime soon.

Oh, he wants to go long into it and then

short it. Interesting.

Message Ice, update him on everything that

has happened to Daniel. I don't

really think he would care. Did you see

that Sly Kane guy is going to get

convicted as well for being Vitaly's

cameraman? Tough life being a Kick

streamer, isn't it?

That Vitaly guy is so stupid though. It's

like he's begging to be arrested.

How can you be so dumb?

He should have gone to Japan and done it.

Yeah, I don't like that Vitaly guy at all.

He's a prick.

Sometimes I can feel a bit of sympathy for

the bad guy, but this time he's just— oh

my God, he's so annoying. He's not even

funny. He's just annoying.

How are the trades going today?

Um, started off very bad. I took about 4

trades, they all didn't work, but then

Traveling Trader woke up finally. And then

he suggested shorting down to Asia low,

which I took, and I made a 10% gain.

No, I'm not in a trade. I'm just waiting.

I want to short again, but I'm waiting for

it to go up to my level. It's kind of

getting there though. Oh damn.

Oh damn, it's nearly at my trigger point.

Holy shit, it already bounced hard since I

sold it. They're only a

tiny bit— maybe I increase my entry a

little bit higher because I feel like it's

definitely going to hit that.

I might just adjust it a little bit.

I want to enter at equilibrium

and stop loss above the

golden pocket. That would give me

a 3:1 trade.

Create limit order.

Okay, it's nearly there. I think it

just needs to make another green candle.

I'll re-enter the short and

then target last week's

Easy £2 profit. Get back up to

It seems like that's the way to do it.

Trade the open and then also the close,

and then don't take any trades in between.

I feel like opening, something happens.