FIRST Stream with my Girlfriend!-

Is it even working? Uh, I think it's not even working. Zombie. Oh yeah, you look You tired? We walked 7 hours. I think 7 hours walking.

Ignoring me.

What do you mean the stream quality is laggy? Looks fine to me.

Oh, hello.

Oh, what about ramen? How much? 290.

Expensive.

Japanese food expensive.

Oi, that's good!

It's a restaurant called Basil's.

I think she's mad.

What's wrong? What?

You okay?

I guess. ROG gaming phone.

This is the peasant floor, the poor people. Foodies!

Where's the food court? Maybe down again.

Back up again. This is a cinema, this.

No food court.

6th floor.

Floor 6, back up again.

By lift?

No, because I'll disconnect in the lift.

You can just stream it in.

Yeah, but it'll disconnect. Yeah, otherwise my viewers start moaning. to go back up this way. Just follow me.

I'm going. Come.

Oh my God.

You want to buy some?

You want to buy a chili? Why?

All right.

Let's just go. Come on, I don't want to buy a chili because I'll disconnect.

Just said come.

What floor is this? 3.

1.

We went up so many.

5, 6. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's tired.

She has really low stamina.

Here.

Well, 89 baht, this is what I'm talking about. Not stupid 400 baht. This nice price. Uh, what's that? Beef intestine?

No, this is—

oh, we need to get a card. I think they don't take cash. You pay.

It's going to be 400.

400?

We back again when we finish.

How much?

It's okay.

Um, I got to pay again. Why do I have to pay everything? Poverty food court. How do people like Deepak and Joel stream and they never disconnect and they're just using their phone? You hold for me?

Okay, I'll hold it.

This is funny. Do you want this? I like the crispy noodle. Where's the crispy noodle? Here? I don't think they have crispy noodle.

Not here? I'll look for it.

This is like a school cafeteria. Oh, there's more in there. Let's look there.

What?

Leaf. Leaf.

Oh, flat rice noodle. I don't like flat rice noodle. Uh, I don't like the flat noodle.

Yeah, 3, number 3.

Stir-fry soy sauce noodle shrimp.

Is it crispy noodle shrimp?

Where? 3, it says stir-fry soy sauce.

I asked him already, I asked him already. Half here. But I don't like shrimp.

Oh, okay.

And maybe pork.

Can they put beef? Okay.

Oh, number 3.

Yeah.

Okay, which one you want?

Beef with crispy noodle.

100 baht. 100 baht.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, well, I'm scared.

I'm not gonna understand what he says.

Ah, thanks.

Yeah, I got so many disconnects, got like 50 bots today. Annoying. If I had an IRL server, then this wouldn't happen, but then it's like $100 a month and you guys don't even sub to me or donate, so I literally can't afford it. You chose?

Why do you choose normal?

Did you choose? Did you choose?

Yeah.

Yes? No? Okay, maybe we sit there. Looks nice. But get the food first, maybe. Or just walk off and ignore me.

Fucking hell.

I'm gonna get my food first and then go to the table, not go to the table.

Oh my God. Oh, thank you. Crispy noodles. I think it's ready. Thank you. Wow, looks crispy.

Look, look good.

Oh wow, too much.

Uh, only 100 baht.

Can you eat all?

I think so, pretty hungry.

You want me help?

Maybe. Uh, should I sit on this side? Is it just me or the stream quality is like 360p?

I think it's just my phone. Maybe I'll put the camera here.

Water or drink. Oh, is that blood soup?

Yes. I really like blood soup.

Wait, I want to show.

Blood soup from pig. Pig?

Yeah, pig blood.

Yes, you have to swirl. I'll have a lemonade. Is that your card?

In my pocket. Josh style.

Josh style.

Yes.

I think it's nicer here. Yes.

It's got air conditioning and Wi-Fi.

Mhm.

You want that?

No.

Beef?

Pig's blood.

Beef?

What? No, no.

Beef?

Pig's blood.

I don't understand. You can eat pork. Pork have a cell, and that cell have blood. Why you cannot eat blood?

Pork doesn't have blood on it.

Yeah, it's true.

Drain it, drain the blood out. So I don't want to drink blood.

But how about, uh, Beef and pork meat, it comes from cow and pig, right?

Okay.

Yeah, and then we have a lard, a lard, and compound with a tissue. It's a cell and compound tissue. Uh, make you lose Sorry. Only vampires drink blood.

Yeah, I'm vampire.

Maybe tonight I will suck it.

Uh, what?

Suck, suck your neck.

We streamed all day, 6, 6 hours.

Why? Why are you smiling?

Because we made no money.

money.

Make no money, not even $1. Yeah, if we stream on YouTube, might make some money. Yeah, like 1,000 baht, 2,000 baht.

How Poseidon can make money from cake?

Because his viewers subscribe.

His viewers donate. My viewers don't. I think they're all broke or something. They got no money.

You got a bit too much.

Didn't they have sizes? S size, M size. M size?

Then it's out.

Tomorrow I work all day.

Okay. I'll livestream.

All day?

Uh, maybe 5 hours.

Okay, have to rest.

On YouTube.

Because when you streaming all day, you will feel tired.

Yeah.

Very hard job.

But you love this work? Uh, sometimes.

It's kind of boring a lot of the time. It was more fun when I had more viewers. I used to have 600, 700 viewers. I used to have like 600 viewers before.

Oh, it's okay.

Sometimes I got 1,000 viewers. Now I got 30 viewers.

Don't care, don't care your view too much. You make a video because you love on it.

It's just less exciting.

You need energy.

You need energy?

Why?

You look no have power.

Cuz I'm full up. Eat too much. Yeah, on YouTube 4 years ago, you used to get like 500, 600 views.

Sometimes 1,000. Now I get like 100. It's all Elvish to Hadrian's fault. Elvish Mr.

Alien destroyed me. Pretended to be my friend, then he exposed me.

You want some beef?

Okay, one, one more beef. It's not cold.

Service.

Oh, you take mine?

Tastes like coconut.

Tastes like coconut.

Maybe.

Can I have your charger, please?

What?

Phone again. How'd you take it out? How'd you take it out?

Which one?

Ah, it's a fly. I thought it was a spider. Finish.

Hey, nice zombie. Beautiful.

Uh-huh. Okay.

You need to have energy, baby.

Cool off.

Yeah.

Whoa, shit.

Whoa, boy.

Leave it there.

Da da da da da.

He's on a river cruise. I'm pretty sure that goes by Icon Siam. Stream snipe him when he gets off. Okay, got home.

What happened?

Are we lost? I think this way.

Yeah. Are we lost too?

No, this, this way. How much should I spend today? Um, 120 on the SIM card, 110 on the food.

I'll wait over there.

I'll wait over there.

No.

Why? Why?

You speak, right?

No, they don't speak. You don't say anything. it to them. No, see, they don't say anything. They just ignore me when I say anything. You said she paid for everything.

When?

No, I didn't. Never once said that. My money. Uh, Barbecue Plaza is rubbish. Bad food. Don't go to Barbecue Plaza or MK Restaurant. I can cook better food than Barbecue Plaza.

I love this food.

What?

Go back home?

Yeah.

Use lift?

No, go down. Don't like lift. Oh, thank God it's the weekend. School is getting so boring. We take 3 hours to learn like 2 things, and then the other students keep asking dumb questions and then slowing down the whole class. Why even ask these questions? But he tries asking the question in Thai and he So slow.

Just ask it in English.

You said she paid for everything? Yeah, in the market. This is not the market, this is the shopping center. In the market I didn't pay— oh, I only paid for the beef skewer, which was 50 baht, but the rest of it was free, free stuff. People walk so slow in front of the escalator. The one time we came up on the escalator, this guy just stopped. Right in the middle of it at the top and took a selfie. People are so dumb. It's like they got no brains. Spartan kicking down it. Where's your car?

No car.

1 hour on train. How long on the train? Where are we? I don't even know where we are. Where are we?

BTS MRT Kalam 9.

Never heard of that. Tell them where we live. Be careful.

This is not this is not we live. I mean here.

La la la la la.

Why not? I mean here.

They know where we live.

Yeah.

Ice Poseidon's on the river cruise. You know the river cruise boat? I think near. Near Icon Siam, the riverboat cruise. Tell him to give me some viewers. He's got 7,000 viewers. If I can just get 1% of that, I'd be happy. Actually, no, I'm never happy. What's 1% of 7,000? It's like 0.7, I don't know. It's not mashi mashi. Where's mashi mashi? I don't think there's an IRL streamer who gets more viewers than Ice, even after all these years. Ginnyty is close, she gets like 5,000. Or maybe CDawgVA, when he does his cycling streams, gets like 20,000. No one really does IRL though, who's really big. They just sit in the bedroom. Do something fun? Like what? Spent 3 hours in the cultural festival. That was pretty fun. Tired now. I'm gonna go home. But videos to edit— I mean streams to edit. You won't get viewers if your girlfriend don't talk to us. She doesn't like you because you said she's bouncing.

Don't tell anyone!

Nothing. What are you pointing at? What's that? Come back. Vivo Chinese phone. What you want to look at?

I want to look before go back.

The ROG gaming phone. They still don't have the ROG Ally. Oh, market again. She said no one ever has said she looks like she has Down syndrome before. How do you even look like you have bouncing boobs? Oh no, more crab. Sick and tired of the smell of crab.

MRT.

Oh, these Flip 5 advertisements are everywhere. Samsung must have paid loads. the flip phone cuz it's basically the only phone you can flip and put in my shoulder strap like this. No other phone can do this.

Ask Ice Poseidon.

Please, Mr. Paul, may I have a crumb of viewership? Which way? I thought she was coming towards me. Where are we going?

Down here.

Oh, down here? Where's she gone?

Down?

Whoa, you saw?

You're dancing?

I nearly fell. All these people queuing up to buy a ticket. Why don't you just use your bank card? No one has Visa. Why would you buy a ticket? People so stupid. As a tourist, I'm pretty sure every tourist has a visa, so why would you queue up and buy a ticket?

Hi.

Chimichurri.

What?

What way?

Next station, Thailand Cultural Center.

Hello.

Thailand Cultural Center Station. Please mind the gap between train and platform. Next station, Hui Kwun. Next station, Hui Kwun.

Station.

Please mind the gap between train and platform.

Thank you.

Next station, Supisan. Next station, Supisan. Sudharni Suthisan. Suthisan. Prat chai kwam ramakrowang kana kao ok chokrot. Suthisan Station. Please mind the gap between train and platform.

Next station, Ratchadaphisek. Station.

Please mind the gap between train and platform.

Thank you.