Why I Love Gay Men [EmY6_2qrgbs]

Oh my God, it's here!

Pretty! Wow, shiny!

It's not broken!

So today I would like to talk about why I

like gay men. As a straight man, I have

feelings and thoughts about gay men which

I would like to express in today's video.

So first of all, I would just like to say

that I have absolutely nothing against

being gay. I think it's fine, nothing

wrong with it. Actually, I think the world

would be a much better place if there were

more gay men because then that would mean

less competition for me. All of the girls

I ever had a crush on or that I fancied,

they all rejected me because they liked

some other straight guy instead of me. No

gay guy has ever made me feel jealous or

made me feel insecure about myself or has

ever stolen my girlfriend from me. No gay

guy has ever started secretly messaging my

girlfriend behind my back. And for that,

I would like to really thank all gay men

for not stealing any of my girlfriends.

The second thing I like about gay guys is

they always seem so cheerful and happy and

bubbly, and it makes you wonder why are

they so happy. Maybe it's because they

don't have to deal with women in

relationships. Sometimes I even wish I was

gay because I feel like being in a

relationship with another guy would be so

much easier than having to be with a

woman. If you think about it, men and men

couples might work better than men and

women couples because Men are more likely

to have more things in common with each

other because usually men and women like

different things. For example, I like

Rainbow Six and Star Wars and tanks

and documentaries about World War II,

whereas I don't think most women would

find those kind of things interesting.

And this is why I don't think men and

women can be friends. It's because usually

when you become friends with someone,

it's because you have shared interests and

you like the same thing, so you can talk

about that and you bond and develop some

kind of connection. But women are going to

be into things like fashion and food and,

I don't know, other girly things. Most of

the time I feel kind of bored talking to

women because usually they have absolutely

no interest in the things I'm interested

in. And the things I'm interested in, I

think men would be more likely to be

interested in those things. But

unfortunately, I'm not gay. I like women,

and I don't think I could ever see myself

being in a relationship with a guy because

for starters, I would actually have to

feel attracted to men, which I definitely

do not. I don't know why, but I just seem

to find the male body to be extremely

unattractive compared to a woman's body.

The shape of a woman's body is just the

most beautiful shape and thing in the

entire world compared to a man. Man's body

is just like a straight plank of wood,

which I find very unappealing. I think it

would be great if we could somehow get the

personality of a man inside of the body of

a very hot, young, attractive lady who's

in her 20s. But unfortunately, this is the

real world and we can't have our cake and

eat it, which I think is a really stupid

phrase. Why would I buy a cake if I can't

eat it? I wouldn't buy it then. And

finally— whoa!

And finally, the 3rd and final reason

why I like gay men so much involves money.

I'm really thankful towards all of the gay

guys who messaged me on Instagram and

offered me money for my private videos and

my private photos. And I'm actually

thinking about starting— excuse

me. I'm also thinking about starting an

OnlyFans account. Actually, I already

started one and I'm waiting for the

approval process, the review process to

approve my account, and then I'll start

uploading content onto OnlyFans. I'll link

it in the description below.

So yeah, that's all I had to say about gay

men. For the rest of the video, I'm going

to make a sandwich, so if you'd like to

join me, um, let's go down to the

kitchen. Hello and welcome

back to a new episode of Cooking with

Daniel. Today we're going to be making a

traditional British fry-up because I

couldn't find any bread to make a sandwich

with. And for the ingredients, we have

mushrooms, white button mushrooms,

and we have some bacon, also an egg and

some hash browns, as you can see to the

left of the screen. Um, we're going to

start off by using a pair of scissors to

snip the mushrooms into tiny pieces

because we don't want a massive mushroom

to put into our mouth. That would just be,

you know, kind of annoying. So Cut those

up nice and small and then plonk them

straight into your frying pan.

And then next, make sure you don't drop

any mushrooms onto the floor. That would

be nice. And then we want to get our

bacon. Now this is British bacon,

unsmoked, um, cured with nitrates and

nitrites, plenty of salt. That's why it's

so tasty. Now we only want 2 slices

of bacon because Um, I think 2 is enough.

If you have more than 2 slices a day,

then that's not very good for your heart

or your liver or your stomach. So put that

straight into the frying pan. And we also

have these hash browns, but they're

frozen, so not really sure how to make

these. Maybe in the halogen oven.

And then we're going to start frying the

bacon and the mushrooms in the frying pan.

Make sure it doesn't burn, keep moving the

things around. If you just leave it there

and don't move it around much, it will

burn very quickly and then get stuck to

the frying pan, which is not great, makes

it very difficult to wash. And then we're

going to crack open an egg. Try not to get

any shell into the egg when you're

cracking. And just let that fry and

cook, fry and cook it all together for

a few minutes until everything goes brown.

And now it's all finished, we're going to

plate it up, dish it up onto our plate.

We've got a lovely runny fried egg with

some delicious pieces of bacon and

mushroom. Now we just need to wait for the

hash brown to finish Hashing.