Kick Livestreams/BIG DAY OUT - gorge + saxon castle 2025-07-10 18_31 [46848383-big-day-out-gorge-saxon-castle] 480p

We've got the Bella box.

2 tethered, 1 Ethernet power goes in here. Maybe I'll put it in like this.

Uh, Samsung will go in there.

Smashed Samsung.

Right, the fan's like hitting something.

Do you need like a case so things don't touch the fan by accident? And then you've got this cable for the iPhone tether.

Maybe I cut a hole in the bag so I can poke it through.

Where are my scissors? I might poke a hole through into the back bit.

And then, yeah, this can go through the

back like that. I find a pedal. Powder,

sun cream, sandwich box, and drink. I'm gonna put the drink on the outside

like that.

Oh no, I didn't poke the wind muff yet. Maybe I'll do that now.

I need to make a little hole.

It's kind of hard.

I need to stab it.

Oh God, it's quite thick material.

Um, oh fuck. Oh shit, that's a massive hole.

Oh shit,

I guess it's fine. I don't know why they didn't build a hole into it already.

So that'll just go in the hole, I guess, like that. So I put that in the bag.

I think that's it, really.

And then these 2 for charging.

And tethering. Come on,

come on. Okay, the backpack,

these 2.

Okay,

that is the backpack.

Oh, 66% battery.

I guess it's fine.

It's not that heavy, it's just a power bank. It might, it might be like 1 kg. Power bank's the heaviest bit.

12 minutes drive. Use the scale. Okay, uh, 600 grams.

No, that was stones.

I can't really see it.

No, that's 10 grams. That's 10 kg. No, it's like 7 kg. Yeah.

Going, I think, ready, ready, ready. Toilet one more time.

Big day out.

Hey, what happened?

It's lost tethering.

I want a tether.

嗯。

Okay,

that's better.

Well, I keep nearly walking into my fly trap and it's caught no flies.

She's

gone.

I can't get my shoe on.

Shoe.

The shoe's on.

Okay, 30 minutes to get ready. Hang on, ready?

68%.

Hmm,

interesting.

I'm here. All right, so I think that's it really. Let me think. Got my sun cream, my drink, backpack set up.

Might as well go.

I guess I could go now.

Oh, spider web stuck in my face.

Damn spiders in here spinning webs.

When am I flying Krypton? Hmm, I don't know. I guess she could come anytime now. Depends when she's ready.

I might go and get a little towel. This one's got bird poo on it.

Spiderweb in my face.

Oh God.

Glasses are dirty.

This is the most annoying thing about wearing glasses— cleaning them.

You get oil on it and then you just smudge it around, really. Oh God, I think I need water.

It's just smudging it all around. Fucking hell.

Oh God, the more I cleaned it, the more sludged it got. So annoying. All right,

I think it's clean now.

Litford Gold. Where is it?

13 minutes.

We're going to Litford Gorge.

Big day out in the sun.

Got my wallet.

Check my cards. Yep, got my phone charger. Yep, let's go.

Oh, hey, what happened to the radio?

Where's Heart FM?

BBC 2.

We got triple bondage. Looking good.

I'll put the 4th connection on later because I don't have any signal here anyway.

Never been this way before. Kind of weird.

Oh my God. Does he go back?

Guess not.

Could have gone back.

He could have gone back easily. Oh,

well, plenty of room here. Maybe got that.

These roads are pretty small, might not have good connection.

It took me through the tiniest roads to get there.

It takes so

We're nearly out of the sticks.

Should be better now.

Okay.

What? It says it's here in the gorge.

What?

Why does my map say it's not here but it's obviously here? What?

Where's my map sending me?

It says it's here. I nearly went right past it.

I don't get it. The map says it's not here and it's further down the road, but there's a sign that says Lyttford Gorge is here.

Is it working? Testing.

Hmm,

I don't really understand.

Maybe— It says Devil's Cauldron is 1 mile down. Maybe the map is sending me to Devil's Cauldron.

Look at my parking.

Do you like my parking?

Do I have to pay for parking?

Well, technically it's in the box. No, I mean it's in the box, see, it's within the lines or whatever. Yeah, that was confusing. So it seems like there's 2 parts to it, so I guess I'll go and try and get a ticket.

I've got 3 connections. Don't know if I bother with a 4th connection.

Aren't they gonna straighten out? Nah, I can't be bothered.

Does my face look kind of pale with the sun cream?

My face is all sticky.

Look, look, the sign here

says welcome to Lydford Gorge,

but the map kept telling me to go down the road.

How's connection doing?

No overnight parking.

Ah crap, wait a minute.

For some reason I keep losing the smashed Samsung tether

and I don't know why.

Technical difficulties.

I

don't know why it keeps changing the USB. Mode from tethered to transfer mode.

Okay, I think we're good. Okay, what do I do? Do I gotta buy a ticket?

Is that an EV Audi?

Tickets. Hello, uh, can I buy a ticket here? Yeah, sure, in here.

They're at opposite ends of the gorge. Yeah, um, you're here at the moment heading down to the White Lady Waterfall. Uh, you've got a map for that one on the inside of here. You follow the numbered posts the way down. Um, the different colors tell you the, the different accessibilities of the path, but you're welcome to use

any of them. Okay. Um, other end of the gorge you've got Devil's Cauldron. Walks there about 35 minutes, um, and that's the deepest part of the gorge. It's quite spectacular at that end as well. Okay. Um, so it's well worth a look for both. It's all included in the entry price. Okay. Um, have you driven in? Uh,

yeah. Yeah. Do I have to pay for parking? No. No, getting between the 2 sites, they're just over a mile apart. Easiest way is to drive. If you turn left out the car park, it's about 5 minutes, you'll see the second car park on the left-hand side. If I wanted to walk there, how long would it take?

So if you're going to walk, you've got the Lidd Link path. You pick that one up at 22, there's a gate there and a bridge over onto the Lidd Link. It's about 45 minutes each way. Okay. It brings you out into the orchard at the other end, um, is more a hike than walk, quite up and down

a lot of steps. So if you walk everything on site, you're looking at about 3, 3 and a half hours of walking, which you're welcome to do. It will be warm down there today. It's quite, um, it's our own little microclimate, so you're in the shade, but it is quite humid and sticky, so just make sure you've

got supplies. But yeah, you're welcome to walk the whole lot, um, young and fit.

Better than the rest of us. So that's the map for this one. Thank you. So just the— yeah, fantastic. Is that a standard or a digital ticket? Uh, standard. Standard, yeah. Is membership anything you'd be interested in? No, no thanks. That's okay. Um, so it's standard. Um, so that's £12 then for you. Do I just tap it?

Uh, yeah, it should come up. Yep. I'll give you a receipt. That one acts as your entry ticket, so if you did decide to drive to the other end, there's another visitor welcome to go through and you need to show them that. Thanks very much. Turn right out the building, uh, this way. Okay, thanks.

3 hours. I didn't bring any food.

Hmm, I don't remember a single thing she said.

She said 3 hours.

Maybe I'll plug in my fourth connection, although it seems pretty good. I already had food. I had 4 slices of pâté toast. I brought water this time.

Humid and sticky, just how I like it.

So she said I can walk all the way to the cauldron bit and it will take— that's

Seems kind of cool.

The main problem I'm having is smashed Samsung keeps untethering itself

and I don't know why.

Okay, plugging my chargers.

Where's my phone? Oh God, getting everything set up, such a pain in the backside.

What connections?

Maybe I plug in the

How's it looking?

I hope I don't get bitten by bugs.

I feel like we're gonna get lost in here.

White Lady Waterfall.

Okay, I think it's back.

All right, I've got 4 connections in now.

Uh, bird hide,

half, 1.5, 1 to 2 M's. Waterfall 3 to 4 Ms.

I got 4 connections, should be good.

Had some kind of railway.

It went through Tavistock,

but the waterfall's further away. I thought if you go to the bird nest— I don't know, what is the bird nest?

Maybe I'll go to the waterfall.

Why does this feel like— have you played Monkey Island 1? Or is it Monkey Island 2 where you get lost in the jungle

and it's like a maze and it's got all these signposts and you keep following the signposts and you keep getting sent back around in a circle? I feel like that.

Oh, it feels cool down here.

I'm broadcasting 4 connections out my backpack.

Oh, it

feels cool.

Lydford Mill.

Where is it? Where's the mill?

There are all these weird old brick bridges everywhere. Viaducts. Oh, it used to be there. It's gone now.

Ah, this would be such a cool place if I was with Sunny. She would love this.

All she has to do is be cool. What's down there?

Link— lid link to Devil's Cauldron, 11 miles. Is that M a mile or a meter? 11 miles, that's pretty far. Maybe I should drive there. Because I want to go to the Saxon Castle too.

What goes up there? So many different trails everywhere.

Maybe I'll go to the waterfall first and then I try and hike to

The Devil's Cauldron. So even buying a ticket, she says I'm fit and young. I'm not that young, I'm nearly 40, but thanks, I guess. I guess I'm young compared to what most customers here are.

It's funny, to most of these people, 40 is still young. But then to us it seems old.

It's like the— like you're going up a roller coaster and then you hit the peak and that's 40, and then after that it's downhill.

Getting to around the peak, aren't we?

Was she floating? Wow.

Pretty cool,

the White Lady Waterfall.

Yeah, quite nice.

Whoa, look at that, quite steep.

£13.

At least no parking. I mean, don't have to pay parking.

Add a new location to the loop. The rotation increases. Connection seems good.

Whoa, that's so high up.

I'm just worried if I'm going down into the gorge, would it disconnect?

Walking in the woods.

I'm— I always get scared to walk near the edge. I always walk Away from the edge.

Did I sleep well? Yeah, I had some strange dreams, but I don't remember any of them.

Getting these weird fever dreams with girls.

God, I look so sticky.

My face must look really oily.

I don't know, how long did she say to walk to Devil's Cauldron? 45 minutes. So to walk the whole thing 3 hours.

The more confidence I gain, the longer the selfie stick extends. You start off no confidence, you have it in your strap, and then you get a bit more confidence, you bring out the selfie stick. Bit more confidence, extend the selfie stick.

You gotta ramp it up.

Oh, spider web.

She must have seen my phone strapped to my bag strap. I don't know if people think I'm filming or not. Car seems very fast. Yeah, from the back seat it does.

I wonder if that's what it looks like when you're sitting in the back seat. That might be scary. No, it's the wide angle. The wide angle warps everything.

See my connections.

We got— oh, 2,000 Vodafone Nighthawk, 500

EE 1000 Libara 1003.

EE is the weak link.

Yeah, so I ordered a GoPro coming tomorrow. Seems pretty easy to connect it to the Bella Box.

And then I've also got the Samsung Flip 7 coming on the 22nd. I pre-ordered it on Amazon. Yeah, it did show up on Amazon later. I thought it wasn't on Amazon yet. It's on the Amazon Samsung store,

so try those out. If the GoPro is good, might just not keep the Samsung.

Should be fun to test out.

Yeah, I got Barclays Finance. They approved me. 24 months, £40 a month, 0% interest.

Pretty good. I'm blowing all the money.

Whatever, you can't stop me. Oh, people coming.

Well, it's an investment into my new career.

I don't know when Crip's gonna come.

Oh, the waterfall down here.

Maybe a few weeks. If her back's still bad, waiting a few weeks might not be too bad of an idea. Plus it'd give me time to save up more money, although I won't really save up more money, I'll just blow it paying off the credit card.

Now it's okay because the Samsung is financed over 2 years. £40 a month, nothing. The GoPro is cheap, it's like £280.

Wow, I wonder if it lags down here.

But if the GoPro is good, I'd send the phone back.

I wonder how the connection is going to do down here.

Starting to get weak. Lebara still strong.

EE is pathetic. EE is so rubbish. Almost every— maybe at Tintagel Castle EE will be good. I don't know, like, what is EE supposed to be for? People sailing?

Uh-oh,

is it lagging?

Uh, if the water's flowing down there, must mean the waterfall's up here.

It's like the Jurassic Park ferns with the blood on it.

The most common fish,

the brown trout.

Wow.

Pretty nice. Do you think there's mosquitoes down here?

Hope not.

We're in the gorge nice and early, half past 10.

We got 4 connections going strong.

Wow,

so green.

You know when people are explaining something to you and there's a lot to say and you can't say anything and you're just like staring at them listening? I always find that really awkward. Like, I want to quickly say something so it seems like I'm involved in the conversation.

Oh look, cave!

My points increased. Yeah, Crypt got her passport yesterday. Cave here is actually an old mine.

It's home to horseshoe bats. Can you feel the temperature change?

Bats,

kind of creepy.

What, bats living there?

It's all dark.

She hasn't posted a picture though.

Where's the pic at? Oh no.

Wow, it's like a rainforest in here.

It's pretty cool. It's nice they've made a proper trail as well, unlike previously when I was just trekking through random bogs.

I only made $155 yesterday from the 10-hour stream.

Lacking in luster.

We need to pump out the hours a bit higher.

Oh yeah.

Why so little? Combination of low viewers and low streaming hours.

Getting lower viewers recently.

Oh God, look at this tree.

I've got 4 connections on the BellaBox right now. Oh look, there's the bridge.

Imagine bumping into Sunny here.

Nope, she's slaving away in her office. Yeah, I got 4 SIMs. I got Nighthawk iPhone tethered, I've got the streaming phone wirelessly tethered, and I've got Smash Samsung tethered.

Bitrates

at 3K.

1,000. Oh, there's the waterfall.

Wow, it's not a very big one, is it?

Maybe I'll put the bitrate up.

I don't know, I'm not getting amazing speeds down here.

Uh, not bad. I'll put up to 5,000. I'll put up to 5,000.

Oh, it reminds me of Thailand a little bit.

I remember going to a waterfall with Pasta and we had a fight. She was giving me silent treatment, so she just walked off ahead and I was following her from behind.

The fight was about Uh, because I didn't try and speak Thai to the security guard and he busted us for trying to sneak in without paying the farang price. He said, why you don't speak Thai? And I said, I don't because I'm not Thai. I don't know how to speak Thai.

Yeah, it was really awkward. And then we had a silent 3-hour car trip home, neither of us speaking. Radio off. It's so awkward.

God, our— me and Fasta's road trips were just cursed.

I swear, every time we went on a road trip, we either had a fight there or on the way home in the car we had a fight. But it wasn't like a shouting at each other fight, it was like silent treatment. Giving each other silent treatment.

I just got really moody for some reason.

I wonder what's up these steps.

Maybe this goes to the top of the waterfall. I think they've barricaded it off.

Yeah, maybe those steps go to the top. I wouldn't really want to.

The gorge.

Wow,

looks funny.

Hmm,

guess it's pretty good for water.

Did I even get the waterfall in the shot? Kind of.

Try again.

Amazing. My Tinder profile pic.

Such a good Tinder profile pic.

Wow, the water's so clear.

Maybe— okay, how about this for Tinder?

How about that? I look

crazy. It's really hard to do a good smile if you don't know what your face looks like.

How about that? The girls would love it.

Tired.

Look at the water, so clear.

I don't like my smile. I look like I got this sleepy smirk.

I give up. I'll be single forever.

What's this little bridge?

Oh my God, it moves!

Danger area closed. Path here is unsafe after some recent landslips.

Do not walk beyond this point.

Okay, if

this was Thailand, be swarming with mosquitoes. UK is really great. We don't have mosquitoes.

Okay, well, that's the waterfall. Now we gotta trek to the Devil's Cauldron.

It's nice it's shaded down here too.

What? They've hammered coins into the tree. 2 pence coins.

Why

can I get the money out? Some of them look like 50 pence coins, 10 pence.

Why they do that?

Kind of weird.

Waterfall done. Next location, the Devil's Cauldron.

People coming. Stop being weird.

I feel like they look to see if I'm looking back to initiate a hello, but I look at the ground

I kind of hope they just think I'm like a Chinese guy who doesn't speak English.

Coins hammered into tree stumps, part of a tradition rooted in superstition.

A waste of money in my opinion.

Okay, I guess we go back.

So far, I give this place 7.1 out of 10. No bug, no disconnect.

So far, look how green it is. Oh my God, whoa, whoa, what's that?

Is it on my face?

Yeah.

Oh God, there's people over there. Stop shouting.

Something landed on my eye thingy, my glasses, like a big white thing.

Massive black thing landed on my glasses and then it went buzz buzz.

More and more people appearing now.

Okay,

way out.

Where's Devil's Cauldron?

No, I don't want to go to the way out.

Thank God I'm not wearing my jumper.

Boiling.

Can I change the category?

Uh, IRL.

Changed it.

Nice. Shouldn't attempt a 20-mile round trip. Is it really 20? She said 45 minutes. Wait, let me look at the map.

I don't know, maybe I should just drive.

Pretty hot.

What is it, the same on both sides? I know,

45 minutes to start of Devil Cauldron, but 45 minutes to the start of the trail.

How long is it

Should get there.

40 minutes to start of waterfall trail.

Yeah, I'm confused. I want to go— how? I'm pretty sure it said 1 mile to Cauldron's Devil, not 11, but on the sign it said 11m. Bird hide.

Lid link to Devil's Cauldron Trail

waterfall.

I don't know where I am.

Uh, I don't really want to go to the bird hide.

I actually think it's back the other way because I came from the waterfall. I'm gonna go to Lid Link.

Oh God, I think it was the other way out exit bit.

I was in the waterfall.

I'm confused now. No, I think it is this way.

Getting kind of tired already.

Um, should I drive?

Google Maps.

Funny, at some point they made this trail but then they closed it off.

I wonder if they have staff who go down there to check on it, like professional hikers.

I didn't get paid last night. Maybe today or tonight.

Oh God, walking up the hill definitely takes it out of you.

As long as it's a nice trail and it's not overgrown, I don't mind walking.

Oh God,

you know,

I could just park and then walk into here without having How would they even know if I had a ticket or not? What if they check? Where'd I put my ticket?

I should— I don't know where I put my ticket.

Oh, here it is.

Oh yeah, it feels like a jungle down here.

30 to 40 minutes, medium grades, walking boots. I've got bog shoes.

Wow, birds fly from West Africa to breed. Really?

There's a trail down there. I'm not going down there. That's like the edge of the waterfall. Birds fly all the way from West Africa. Why don't they just stay here?

And why don't they just lay their eggs in West Africa? Well, I don't get it.

Birds really do long distance as well then.

Oh God, getting hard.

What loser birds can't even breed in their own country, have to fly all the way here. Losers.

Hi.

Hi.

Hard to go fast because it's so steep.

My ears are popping.

Are you sure this is the way I came?

Bird hide, 50. Oh, it's over there. Might as well go to it then. It's just a little wooden box with a window.

It reminds me when I went to the Death Railway in Kanchanaburi with Fasta, and we trekked down that little trail for 10 minutes and turned back. God, it was so hot. I don't know how they built a train track.

没有。哇！这可有办法？哎。

Interesting. Wow, I can see the birds. I

don't see any birds.

Josh and Honey, 2025 July. That's this month. Did they just come here?

Daniel and Sunny.

Why do they write their names here?

Chantelle, I love you.

Should I write Sunny is gay?

Okay, bird nest.

It's the nut nest.

Oh God, sweating.

Yeah.

Who's this weirdo?

Cabraba Band.

If someone's actually coming, they wouldn't announce sit, would they?

Fucking creep.

Did I come this way? I don't remember.

Uh, maybe. Uh,

I put the bitrate to 5,000, so it was looking great in the other streams at 5,000.

Must be your computer.

Uh,

I've lost 2 connections.

What?

The smashed Samsung's off again. This is really annoying.

It keeps doing this.

It keeps switching the USB mode.

Yeah, it keeps switching it from tethering back to transferring. Why does it do that?

Really annoying.

It seems like it automatically does it every certain amount of minutes.

Very annoying.

See if it comes back on.

The Smash Samsung, you gotta use the— you plug it in and then you have USB options and it's automatically— maybe I can go into developer options and make it default to tethering. It seems to default to transferring and then it sets itself back to transferring after half an hour or something.

Weird. Some kind of auto setting.

The iPhone was off as well. I mean, it's still off now, the Samsung.

What was— I can't tell now.

Be nice if things just worked without having to fiddle with it constantly.

Yeah, it's set itself back again. What? Unplug it.

Maybe the cable's not good.

It won't let me choose tethering now.

I think the cable's— something's wrong with the cable.

What do I do?

The cable isn't doing anything.

Oh, fucking hell, I keep touching the fan.

Oh my God,

it's like the cable doesn't work anymore.

Uh, maybe I'll switch cables then from the iPhone.

What is this?

It doesn't do anything.

Quite about 7,000 kilobits on Nighthawk.

The cable, it's like the Samsung— smashed Samsung doesn't work now.

It doesn't work.

Maybe the USB port got fried.

Smashed Samsung down. It's okay, we've still got 3 connections. I just lost my Lebara connection though. Uh, I don't know. Both cables don't do anything.

The tethering option thing was grayed out and I unplugged it. Now when I plug it back in, it doesn't even recognize it.

Looks like I need that new flip 7

or a new Nighthawk.

Now we're getting big views on these streams, can't be cheaping out.

Yeah, I lost Lebara. I still got 3EE

and Vodafone Nighthawk. People coming.

Oh

wow, thanks. If I started live streaming myself and competing against you, you would go bankrupt. If I started advertising my streams on your channel, I wonder how many people it'd be able to transfer over. What would you do? You would have to move back to Mum's.

Yeah.

Uh,

if

you started advertising or streams my channel. You'd be fucking banned.

Frick. Why would I let you advertise on my channel?

I'm getting a GoPro tomorrow, um, and then I can use this phone as— I'm already using it actually. Yeah, probably the GoPro is— it won't act as a tether. I can't put a SIM card in

a GoPro. Yeah, a bit annoying. I lost the smashed Samsung connection and Lebara was one of my strongest ones.

Smash Samsung down. I wonder why. Maybe I've got to restart the Samsung. That'll probably fix it a bit later.

That usually fixes stuff.

I put the Lebara in the crap phone because it was supposed to be tethered and left in the backpack. I think I should have put it in the iPhone. Actually, the iPhone seems more reliable.

But we've got pretty good, um, Nighthawk here anyway.

Let's

see what I got. Wow, 3,000 Nighthawk, 2,800 EE.

And 503. Wow, EE's pretty good now.

EE's ripping.

EE's ripping out, ripping Nighthawk. Wow, EE can be good sometimes.

Um, 3 not doing too well.

My bum hole itches. People coming. Discreet mode. I'm nearly back at the road. I can hear cars.

Never a striker.

Cables introduce unreliability, but D-Messer said tethering it is always better,

and I can only have one wireless connection anyway, but I can have 4 tethered connections.

I feel like the content's all just IRL setup gear.

Not really much else to talk about. I mean, Crypt's got the passport now. We've got to decide when she's coming and look for flights,

maybe link her PayPal. You guys can start donating if you want to see her come get the D.

And then I've got other Canadian girl. And also AJ.

Okay, bird hide way out. Oh, what? I went in that way but I came out that way. That's kind of weird. Oh, this is the way out. I want to go to Devil's Cauldron, so we'll go back down here now. Or was it back up there? Oh, I can't remember.

Where was the Devil's Cauldron sign?

I don't think she blew all the money. She said she kept it. She said she was nearly about to blow it all on her phone bill.

Where's Devil's Cauldron? Maybe it was back down there. I feel like this is the way to the exit.

I'm

back here.

Yeah, I put 50 SPS sun cream on.

I should be safe.

Link to Devil's Cauldron,

11/4m. Do you think that means meters or miles?

It says about 3 and a quarter hour one way, 1 and a quarter miles. Why does it say 11m? I thought that meant 11 miles. No way I'm walking 11 miles.

Maybe it means meters. It must be meters.

Um, I might reset my Samsung.

I don't know if the connection gets bad down there.

I'll reset the Samsung to see if that fixes the problem.

Okay, it's resetting.

Just in case. Oh, there's people down there.

1/4 of a mile, 3/4 of it. Why can't they just write 45 minutes? 3/4.

Oh,

sorry,

sorry, sorry, it's okay.

Why does it say no access?

Okay.

Maybe it means no access when the door's shut.

Do people not hear me coming or something? It's like they only notice I'm there when I'm right behind them.

Okay, it's looking kind of wild now.

It's only a mile, easy.

Wow, I feel like I'm in Thailand again.

What? Danger, no access.

Whatever.

No one tells me what to do.

Whoa, at least they put— if they didn't put this fence, I don't think I'd come this way. Look how steep this is. That's crazy. It's only a mile or something. 45 minutes. I'm an experienced trekker. Oh, look at the view!

Oh my God, that's fucking high! Holy shit! Oh my God, actually pretty high. People coming.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm getting scared. There's no fence. If he could do it, I could do it.

I thought he was waiting for me.

He looked pretty tired, didn't he?

Oh, I'm a bit scared. Damn, I'm really getting flashbacks when I was with Fasta on our many road trips.

I'm scared,

I'm scared. Oh God, oh, why didn't they put a fence here?

Oh God, my knees are shaking a

bit.

Oh, this is so steep. I don't like it.

Oh my God,

oh, the rocks are kind of wet.

I don't like

this. Oh my God, I don't know about that. I don't know about this guy. Oh my God.

Oh, I sit down maybe. Oh my God, oh God, I'm getting a headache.

It's like everything's swaying.

God, I wish I wasn't so tall.

Holy shit, I don't know about this.

I don't know about this.

Okay, I just power through maybe. Oh my fucking God.

I mean, he could do it, why can't I do it? Just take very small steps, don't look down the gorge.

I don't know where to look,

I just look at the ground.

I don't like it. I don't like— I look at the ground.

I squint my eyes so I can't see the surrounding edges.

Don't look up. Don't look up. Look at the ground. Look at the ground. Oh my God, I don't like it.

I don't like it. I don't like

If I don't look out my glasses, everything's blurry. Oh God,

I thought it buzzed in my ear.

I'm looking outside my glasses. This is— I don't want to see anything.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

Don't tell me it's like this the whole way.

Oh God, oh my God.

Oh my God,

oh my God,

this is the easy part. Oh, shut up.

Oh geez, the whole way can't be like that. You're joking. They didn't put— they didn't put a fucking fence.

I don't know if I go back or not.

Oh God, it's all wet and muddy here.

Pay £13 and they can't even put up a fence. Oh God.

Oh, come on! That old man did it. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I'm like getting vertigo or something.

Yeah, I got power through. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Oh God, it's gonna take forever, isn't it?

Maybe it's just that bit. Like, this bit's okay

as long as I can't see the valley of death. Oh my God, I don't know how I'm gonna do this.

Maybe I can walk back on the road.

Oh Jesus fucking Christ.

I really wish, uh, sometimes we walked on 4 legs,

low to the ground.

I'm so glad I'm not 6 foot tall. If I was 6 foot tall, I'd be so scared. Oh God. Oh yeah.

Oh, we got to make up for lost time. This bit is better.

It's like a slightly sloped path on the edge of a freaking cliff with no fence.

Oh, my brain was like swirling in my head. Oh, that's better. Give me some shrubs on the side.

No, it won't be the whole way. It's just— I mean, if it's like this the whole way, it'll be fine.

They could have carved the path out a bit deeper or put up a fence. Okay, it's better now. I don't know how I'm gonna get back. I either go along the road or I walk back through here.

Okay, this is better. Not bad.

Crypt must be lazing in her bed right now. She said she gets up at like 10 or 11 AM. Lazy.

She says she doesn't mind if I wake up early. Fuck her. And then get out of bed and she can stay in bed. Took a few more hours.

That's my kind of girl.

Oh good, see, this is nicer cuz the path is wider.

Herb Robert.

Geranium robertianum. I wonder what anum means. I know whatensis means now.

Okay, not too bad here.

See my connections.

Oh, we got pretty strong Nighthawk, 4,000, 5,000. Um, EE coming in at 1,803, struggling at 300. We still don't have Lebara back on. I think the Samsung, Smash Samsung's toast.

3. Hmm, wait here.

Okay, I mean, they can do it with a dog. Oh, my cable's getting caught on these thorns.

I got the Flip 7, it's coming, I pre-ordered it. So what I would do is I'd use that as a streaming phone with the 3 inside of it and put the Lebara into this one, which should— might maybe work.

I—

oh my God, that's pretty high.

What's this, like a rebar concrete bridge? Better be safe. Wow.

Oh,

okay.

Jesus, look at the valley,

the gorge.

Okay,

am I flying crit? Over to stick it in her. Uh, that's one reason, I guess.

Maybe when she comes on later, get her to post a PayPal. You guys can fund it so I get some action.

Show us the valley. Can't really see it, it's just a load of trees. I'm trying to show you me so you can see the perspective

of what it looks like,

and also my hair looking pretty good today.

Hair looking good.

You guys pay for Crypt, I'll pay for AJ. We'll tag team them.

Okay, I think I'm getting kind of used to it. I just wasn't expecting to be walking on the edge of it. Oh my God! Oh, oh, I just tripped on a stupid stone. Oh.

Oh, nice here. Got little steps.

It might not be 1,000 because she'll be in Indonesia,

so flight ticket from Indonesia to Thailand's gonna be, what, 100-ish? A couple hundred.

I could get a 2-bedroom condo. She could stay in the other bedroom.

Oh look, this waterfall ran dry.

One bedroom. Well, where's the other one gonna sleep?

What was that? Squirrel.

Well,

same bed, uh, with friends. That's not very friendly.

Finally, we've got a fence. I'm back in my element.

Yeah,

I got a 2-bedroom penthouse suite in Lancaster Hotel when I met Faster because she insisted that I get a second bedroom. Uh, we ended up banging anyway.

5-star Lancaster Hotel.

I remember the first day I met Fasta. She was sitting at the hotel lobby wearing this crimson red dress. She had her bangs down, her fringe, did her hair nice. She looked kind of shy, and then she took me to her car. And we drove to,

I think, the Palladium Mall. I went to a Japanese restaurant and I got sukiyaki, and instead of it being in a pot, it was in a cone of paper over a fire. It was weird. The paper didn't burn because it was wet.

I'm so glad we don't have monkeys and bears in this country. If this was Asia, God, there'd be monkeys everywhere.

Whoa, look at this bit.

I couldn't tell if they were women or like teenage girls. I didn't look at them.

They look kind of small.

Did not look.

They look like Mila.

Anyone tall and slim with brown hair and a fringe looks like Mila now, even if they have a completely different face.

Imagine Mila naked hanging in the tree

eating a banana. That'd be pretty hot. Scratching her pussy.

Imagine cave women, just hairy and sweaty, no makeup, scratching the armpit.

Fungi mycelium,

helping trees talk to each other through the wood wide web. Really? Why do trees need to talk to other. It's a whole underground network of fungi, isn't there?

Oh.

What's this? Dirty underwear.

Give it a sniff.

Ding did, ding did, doo doo doo doo doo.

Feels like I'm not even in the UK anymore. It's like a tropical Asian country but without all the annoying things like mosquitoes, monkeys, and bears.

You know, the UK is pretty nice apart from the winter, then it kind of sucks.

Oh my God. I don't like this bit.

Yeah, the woman did say it's a tropical environment, it's got its own environment ecosystem.

Oh no, my cable!

Check my connections. Seems like it's doing pretty well.

No, I don't have Smash Samsung, but damn, EE doing really well on the iPhone. We're getting 2,000, 4,000, 4,000 on the EE, 2,000 on the Nighthawk, and only 400 or 500 on Three.

Three letting us— I can't believe EE is so good in here. Yeah, EE's really good for places in the middle of nowhere.

Vodafone's good everywhere, basically. So maybe 2 Vodaphones.

I'm boring? No, you're boring. All you care about is when I have sex with smelly girls and then getting drama. I'm showing you nature here and you don't care about it. Look.

Oh my God, look at this bridge!

Why they put the handrail on one side?

Yo, oh, look who built a staircase here. Craziness. Even put a fence here as if anyone's going to climb up there. Or maybe they got sheep to stop the sheep falling out.

Need a push for a rant? Nah, I'm feeling pretty good. Probably not gonna rant. Apart from that idiot yesterday. I talked to Daniel's mum and I could not believe it when she was actually nice. I was expecting her to be horrible after everything Daniel said. Yeah, why would she be horrible to you for no reason? I never

said she's horrible to everyone. Wow, look at the view!

I've said countless times my mom is very nice to her friends and her colleagues. She's just not nice to me, apart from giving me money and making me food,

but she doesn't respect me as a man.

She disrespects me, insults me, and then gets upset when I fight back.

She thinks I'm not allowed to fight back because she's my mum.

Like I owe her.

I mean, I only owe her £20,000 and owe her for being alive.

And I guess being alive is okay sometimes, like when you're having sex and eating food, when you get money.

A lot of the time being alive is hard work though.

Don't owe her nothing apart from that £20,000, which I'll have paid off soon with my Kick money, making £200 a day.

GoPro and Flip 7, business expense.

Holy crap, look at this! What is that?

Oh my God,

uh, some crazy steps.

No one here.

Wow,

yeah, that must be a grazing field, keep the sheep in. Yeah, I banned my mum from my YouTube channel because she kept writing comments like My son Daniel's so nice but turned evil. You know that video I made in my bedroom, bedroom tour 2019? Uh, the thumbnail was a picture of me when I was a kid, and

she wrote a comment recently saying, such a sweet boy, now he become evil man. Yeah, okay,

rich coming from you.

Ban her.

Also, I got the Flip 7 on 2-year contract, so it's not like it's costing me thousands.

There's people again. Is that the same one from earlier?

Yeah,

it's the same one from earlier, the waterfall. It's kind of hot.

I'd be so scared if I was walking a dog here. All it has to do is yank you, you go flying off the edge.

12 o'clock. We got here at 10. I probably got 2 to 3 hours left on the power bank.

Seems like 5 hours is the most it can do.

Not really going to be out here that long anyway, get back at like 2 or 3.

The walk back— oh God, I don't

know if I want to walk back this way. Isn't there another way to get back?

Oh, hey AJ! We're at the Devil's Cauldron,

Lidford Gorge.

Very pretty,

very humid as well. It's kind of like being in Asia.

Whoa, look at the view! Look at that.

I'll switch camera.

Look, it looks kind of flat on the camera. In real life you get a 3D sense of depth.

Whoa, it's a big gorge. Gorgeous.

I wish I wasn't wearing 2 pairs of trousers right now.

It's a 1-mile trek. Pretty easy since I'm a very experienced trekker now.

It's more like a casual walk. Oh, what's that?

Massive cow. Is that a bull?

Meow meow. It's huge.

No, it's a girl. It's got nipples. I can see them. Oh, what's that?

Look, it's huge. It's covered in flies. Must be so annoying. Yeah, something keeps touching my arm. That's a girl horse.

It's gonna be my dinner soon.

It's funny, meat develops and grows from eating grass, so meat is plant-based, isn't it? Unless you eat a carnivore. No one eats carnivores, do they?

Apart from the Chinese. They're like their cats and dogs.

Yeah,

but it's still plant-based because the meat eaters eat meat that was grown by herbivores that ate grass.

Whoa, getting kind of rough here.

It's like Jurassic Park when the Swedish guy falls down the hill when he was taking a piss

and then gets chased by the little ones.

Thanks.

He did it that way.

I'm at the bottom of the gorge. I hope nothing's been biting me. I feel a bit itchy.

We haven't had any disconnects. We don't even have 4 connections cuz I lost the other one.

Just don't know why I can't get the 4th one back online.

Could try.

Yeah, I'm glad I didn't turn back and I kept on going.

What is going on with this

Hmm, it doesn't work.

Oh, oh, it does work. Tethering, right?

Oh, it works again now. I just had to restart the phone.

Why does everything get fixed when you restart it? I should have four connections now.

Flying this right my mouth.

Dun dun da dun da dun. See if I get the other connection up. Oh, I got it! I got it back!

I got 4 connections. I've got Lebara back.

All I have to do is restart the phone.

Okay, got 4 connections up.

I haven't had any disconnects. Pretty good. I wonder how much all this data is costing me per month. Probably hundreds.

All for you guys.

Name of this place, Litford Gorge.

I

wonder if we're getting near to the end yet.

Yeah, spider webs on me.

Hey, how long is this track?

Getting the GoPro 13 tomorrow. It's funny, the Flip 7 just came out, it's already on Prime Day sale, 20% off I think. 15? No, 11. I think it's at 11% off. Why would you get it on— I mean, it is the Samsung store on Amazon, but why would you get it from the Samsung website when you can

get it 11% off on the Amazon Samsung store?

And I get it on finance, which I couldn't get on Samsung Finance.

I need a GoPro for my live streams.

I feel like we're coming to the end.

Oh yeah, lit.

Link path.

Yeah, we're out of it. Okay, go back. So where's the cauldron? Was that the cauldron?

It's like a dog training thing over there.

Oh God, it's so sunny.

Maybe I need to put the sun cream back on.

Jesus Christ, it's hot.

Holy shit, the Bella Box is at 36 degrees.

Oh God, I lost Smash Samsung again.

Ah, it's so annoying.

I don't know why smashed Samsung keeps turning off.

Oh, there's nothing here.

Oh God.

Oh, the tea room

and a toilet.

I'm gonna have a break.

Air out the bed of the box.

This is my iPhone overheated.

My iPhone's melting.

Oh, my face looks disgusting.

I don't know if it's streaming. My iPhone just shut down.

Temperature. I can't read the chat then.

Her iPhone overheated.

Oh God, the iPhone's so hot. I think the Samsung's still working.

Yeah, stupid iPhone sucks. Oh, Devil Cauldron is over this way. Oh, should I get ice cream? Maybe on the way back.

I need to wait for my iPhone to cool down.

God,

it's so gross.

I can't

put my iPhone— iPhone down.

Oh, iPhone's back up.

I think it was live, wasn't it? It's just my iPhone overheated.

BetterBox was at 36 degrees.

There's a guy down there with a tripod and he keeps stopping to take selfies or something.

Well, iPhone, you're really struggling with the heat.

IPhone's really— if I blow it, it's really hot.

Updates about Crypt. Yeah, she got her passport. Yeah, it's weird the iPhone's burning up but the Samsung's completely fine.

Look, this guy with his tripod keeps stopping in the middle.

I'm kind of sandwiched in between 2 people.

I don't know if I should overtake or what.

Like, they stop and then I try and overtake and then they start moving again.

Connections. Yeah, I was melting at that table earlier.

I've got 4 connections up, but they aren't doing very well.

Oh.

Better. That looks cold.

Why are there so many people? So many people.

Oh,

it's a stone.

Wow, look

at the bridge.

Ah, there's people behind me.

I don't look deep.

Wow, look, a bridge.

Oh, nice and cool.

I'm hungry.

Maybe they got saveloy at the tea room.

Oh

God.

Very nice water.

Water.

They keep stopping in front of me, and then I try and overtake, and then they start moving again.

I'm sandwiched in between so many people.

They're walking really slowly as well.

Wow. Oh my God, look here, look at the, um, Take a photo.

Hi, Henry.

Never mind, I'm in the front now.

It's like Jurassic Park.

Wow, God, the water's so clear.

Okay. Oh, I saw this on the website. There's a metal bridge.

Look

at this.

Oh God, it's probably going to eff.

I'm like right next to a rock.

I'll be amazed if it doesn't eff.

Wow,

look

at this. Pretty cool.

Wow.

Keep blocking the way out.

Wow.

It's gushing. The man over there— I don't know if I want to go in there.

No,

that woman's blocking the way out.

Thank you.

We're in the gorge. It's not effing—

Bella Box, pretty amazing, isn't it?

Oh,

yeah,

BellaBot's doing pretty well. How many connections do I have? I've got 4 connections.