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Am I bored with Diablo 4 yet? Yeah, I

think I'm getting there. I think I'm about

ready to stop playing it. It's been

about 2 weeks. I think I'm ready to move

on, move on to the next PA, my accountant.

Everything's working, is it? I think

everything's working.

You played Rainbow Six for 1 year

straight? More like 2 years straight.

Yeah, I don't know how I played that so

long without getting bored.

Because it's just like the same thing over

and over again with no progression or

anything. Plus, I wasn't even playing it

to make videos. I was just playing it for

fun. Now I only play games to make videos

about them, and then when the videos don't

get views anymore, I'll just stop playing

it and move on to something else.

I don't know, 2 weeks of us playing it

every single day, probably got hundreds of

hours entertainment out of it for only

$70. I feel like that's worth it.

Did the UK have COVID tax breaks or

loopholes? No, but they were handing out

money to people if you're self-employed,

and I took the handouts, so now they're

taxing me on the handouts as well. They,

they offered, um, grants for

people who have businesses, and I said,

yes please, give me the money. And

someone's asking you, hey, do you want

$10,000? Very hard to say no.

So I don't know if that was a good idea,

but I'm getting taxed on those as well.

Keeps popping up this warning sign saying

keyframe frequency of 4 seconds or less,

but the stream, stream looks fine.

Looks fine. Stupid yellow warning, I don't

Oh God, taking a while for people to come

and click. 50, come on, I'm gonna start

talking.

Okay, so I got a message, a reply from the

tax people today. Good timing. I was

really hoping they would send me a new

message before I had to do my next stream

because then I have something to talk

about. Great timing.

So they said, um, well, I said to

them I was living in Germany in Rotterdam

for 6 months in 2020. How would that

affect how much tax I owe? And they said,

please provide any proof of hotels and

flights and invoices. So obviously that

means if they're asking me for proof, it

means that if I prove to them that I was

living outside of the UK for 6 months,

then they'll reduce how much I owe by a

certain amount, which seems promising.

So tomorrow I'll probably have to look for

invoices, flights,

look up my rent because I was paying rent

in Rotterdam. So I'm hoping that this

actually makes a difference if they're

asking me for proof. Really, they

shouldn't ask me for proof proof. I

already sent them my bank statements that

has all the proof on it. Just double-check

the bank statements and it'll say flight

ticket July, hotel Berlin, Airbnb,

the rent. And then check my YouTube

videos too. I've got video proof that I

was in Berlin and Rotterdam for that whole

What else did they say? Yeah, they also

warned me saying, we have noticed you've

submitted your 2022 tax return.

Please make sure there's no mistakes in it

or else you'll get penalized again.

So it's nice they're warning me. Why don't

you just do it for me? Why don't you—

you've got access to my bank statements.

Why don't you just do it for me? Then

there wouldn't be any mistakes. Can't be

bothered. So I haven't told

them yet that my tax accountant said that

I don't have to pay tax for 2022 because I

was living in Thailand since October. I

double-checked with my tax accountant and

he said, that is correct, you will have to

pay zero in 2022.

Because you weren't even in the UK from

October. So maybe it might

not be too bad. I won't have to pay any

tax for last year. Maybe they'll take into

account I was in Rotterdam for 2020.

I got paid today, my YouTube money.

£10,000— I mean,

£1,078 I got paid today.

Which is $1,370.

Pretty good.

Is that for 1 month? Yep, 1 month.

So if I make that for every month,

that's like £12,800. It's only £400 above

the tax-free allowance. Are you

going to jail? I really doubt it. There's

people who own like a curry shop and And

they didn't declare like $100,000 in

profits, they just get fined. Even those

people don't get to go to jail. I've only,

I've only underdeclared by a couple

thousand. There's people who have

underdeclared by tens of thousands and

they just get a penalty. Because at the

end of the day, the tax people want the

money. If you're in jail, how are you

going to make the money? Me being in jail,

it's not going to get them what they want.

They want the money. So you got to let me

work. If you put me in jail, I can't work.

So how am I going to give you your money?

So it goes against their best interests to

put me in jail. So I'm not really worried.

It's probably just going to be a fine,

like 50%, 50 or 60% penalty.

Wesley Snipes. Yeah, but how much was he

evading? Like tens of millions? He's a

massive superstar.

It's kind of different. I don't think I'm

gonna get punished in the same way because

I'm not evading millions.

How old was the Korean lady? She was like

35. Tell her Daniel sends his regards.

Imagine she finds out about my YouTube

channel. That would be insane.

It'd be so weird for her because

people think they know me until they see

my YouTube channel and they're like, oh

crap, Daniel's like a whole different

Yep, split personality,

baby.

Daniel's definitely not going to go to

jail. This is chump change for them.

Yeah, they're just trying to scare me,

make sure I pay properly from now on, get

some penalty money out of me too. Gotta

pay for those Ukrainian refugees somehow.

The UK is like a sinking ship. You heard

they're cutting the size of the army below

100,000? We had a bigger army during the

Napoleonic times. The UK is a sinking

ship. They're just like desperately trying

to get as much money from wherever they

Why are my viewers so low today? 60?

The title must have been not very good. I

should put I'm going to jail in the title.

You see, that's what I'm talking about.

If I put like a normal neutral title, I'd

get such low views. And then if I put

something more wild. It would go up to

over like— I had 130 viewers on my

previous stream.

What type of mic are you using? DJI

wireless mic. It's 2 AM on Thursday,

people sleep. No, that doesn't make any

difference. I was streaming exactly this

time last time, had 130 viewers.

This is the same time I always stream.

And this is actually prime time for

America because it's like evening

afternoon.

Changing your channel name's bad for the

algo. Number one, I didn't change my

channel name. I changed a second channel

name which is already completely dead.

And number two, it doesn't make any

difference. Because people are

finding the videos from the search

results, not because they remember my

channel name. I could change it to like,

well, 1234 Bilbo Baggins, it wouldn't make

Yeah, if I had a dedicated loyal following

and then I suddenly changed my branding

stuff, that would be bad. But on the

second channel, there's no loyal dedicated

following. There's 14k subs people that

don't watch anything.

Why do you owe so much in taxes? Because I

declared a lower amount than they think I

have to because I was living in Rotterdam

and I didn't think I had to pay so much.

I miss when the second channel was Chef

Daniel. Yeah, I miss when my subs actually

watched my stuff. Remember that time?

That was nice.

Because of those subs, I gotta pay so much

tax now, and now they're not around

anymore to help me pay it. It's like, oh,

amazing views in 2020. Great money slapped

with a massive tax bill, and now they're

not around to— so I can pay for it with

the views. So it's like double slap in my

What would happen if— oh, Danny Collins,

did you get your painting? I sent you an

email with the tracking number and stuff.

I made a new painting, but I'm not sure if

I'm happy with it. I tried drawing,

painting my house, but the conservatory

looks kind of weird. I didn't know how to

paint it. I just painted like a white

shape for the conservatory with a bit of

blue.

If I posted the same video to each

channel, I think I might get in trouble

because it's like spam posting the same

stuff. The Diablo videos are doing well,

but they're starting to fall off now. The

trend is kind of over. I got 12k,

10k on a couple.

Definitely made my money back for buying

the game, and then more.

I made a Final Fantasy 16 video; it didn't

do well. Flopped. Let me

talk to ya. Oh, thanks. H h h h h h h h h.

This guy claims himself as a YouTube

megastar. For getting beat up by his

ex-wife on stream and using up all her

cooking oil for his GY of contents.

Yeeh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Yeah, using my ex-wife's

personal life for content was a pretty

good idea.

There was a show on Netflix. The new Black

Mirror series is pretty good. Watched

about 4 so far and they've all been really

good. We watched one where this woman,

her life was streamed to

this Netflix-like streaming show and her

life was ruined because of it. And they

were using deepfake AI actors to

play her. And the show was called Joan Is

Awful. And it was like her life as it

happened being streamed onto this TV show.

And then this shady company was making

money off of her personal life, and I

thought that's kind of what I did with

Chihiro, like making vlogs about our

personal life and the marriage to make

money. If you

can just vlog someone's personal life,

you'd make so much money, but it's so hard

to do because you need them to consent to

it, or else you're gonna have someone very

angry with you.

I had to like twist Chihiro's arm to let

her make the vlogs I made. She was okay

with most of it, I'd say. So we had the

fight, we apologized. Can I make a video

about it? Because this is a great story.

And then she would just say okay.

Everything, every video I made happened

after the fight and the apology.

Never during the fight, apart from when I

got kicked out.

If you were locked in a room with 100

willies, how many would you choke on? I

don't know. What if you're locked in a

submarine with some willies? What would

you do? The submarine story is kind of

depressing, isn't it? Because the news

made you feel like they could survive and

there's a chance they could be found. But

then you wake up and realize, oh wait,

they ran out of oxygen 4 hours ago. They

probably didn't— they weren't even alive

these past few days. They probably died

already, like back on Monday or Sunday.

Kind of a miserable story.

I was just trying to imagine what that

would look like, like a tin can being

crushed And then sinking to the floor of

the bottom of the ocean, leaving behind

this trail of red mist, like a cloud of

red mist, because they would be squished

in there. And then would there be sharks

and stuff following it, trying to eat it?

I don't know if sharks go down that deep,

but surely there'd be flesh-eating,

meat-eating fish at the bottom of the

ocean. They're gonna be crawling over it.

That submarine is gonna be like crawling

in whatever the hell is at the bottom of

the ocean that eats meat. There's no way

there's nothing in the ocean that's gonna

show interest in it. It's just like a free

snack from above.

That is a horrific way to go.

Can you imagine what the bodies look like?

The amount of pressure— it's like, isn't

it thousands of tons? Of pressure.

What does the human body look like when

it's squished at those pressures?

Yeah, the submarine CEO seemed a bit

stupid. He was saying, oh, the greatest

inventors are all remembered for the rules

that they broke. Yeah, you're gonna be

remembered as the guy who got squished in

his own submarine. It's not really

anything to brag about, is it? I didn't

even know about this guy until this point.

He's gonna be remembered as the guy who

cut corners, broke rules, and then

suffered the consequences for it.

Imagine the— they'd probably die instantly

if they got crushed. When will you go on

Kick to talk about horses' bums again?

But imagine the guilt the dad would have.

There's an Indian man who brought his son

with him. Imagine the guilt you would have

for causing your son to die if they

suffocated. I think they crashed. I think

they, they had like an electric problem

and then the engines failed and then they

just crashed into the bottom of the ocean

and then imploded. That would be the best

case scenario. It's better than sitting

there for 4 days waiting to suffocate.

Imagine the smell of shit and piss.

4 days, 5 guys shitting and pissing and

probably vomiting in that tiny tube. That

would be horrific.

So it would be a mercy way

to put them out of their misery if they

just imploded instantly. The tax update.

My tax accountant says I don't have to pay

any tax for 2022 because I was in

Thailand. So jackpot!

I just saved— my tax accountant just saved

me like £4,000 because I was gonna pay it.

I didn't realize that I wouldn't have to

pay anything. And then for 2020,

I need to get proof and invoices that I

was in Germany and the Netherlands for

July to January. And then I'm hoping,

fingers crossed, they'll say, oh, sorry,

Mr. Lord, you only had to pay tax for half

the year. You don't have to pay. You were

actually right. No penalties incurred.

They found pieces of the sub. Well, they

don't, but they don't know when they—

those pieces were found. I mean, they

don't know when those pieces floated

around, did they just crash and implode,

or did they crash and implode back on

Probably Sunday, probably like an hour or

2 into the The expedition.

The sensors would have heard it if it

wasn't Sunday.

Maybe. But they said

they heard banging. What was that about?

Didn't you only go to Thailand end of '22?

Yeah, October until— because you— I don't

know if America's the same or other

countries the same, but UK tax year is

April to April. So April to October

I was in the UK, which was only, what, 6

months? And then from October,

that's like 7 months. October, November,

December, January, February, March,

that's 7 months. So I was out of the UK

longer than I was in it.

I don't know why people keep going into

the ocean. Just send a robot with a

camera. Why would you want to go into a

sub? I would never want to go into a

submarine. That sounds like the most

horrifying idea. You could not pay me

any amount of money. Maybe $1 million. I

agree. I don't know. Because would you

want to die over $1 million? I wouldn't.

I don't care how much money, like a

billion dollars, go in a submarine? No

thanks. I would rather be poor.

Why is the tax year April to April? It's

so annoying. Can't it just be January 1st

until January 1st? Why April of all— it's

like such a random date.

I would risk it for $10 million. I don't

It is tempting,

but do you really think your life's gonna

be better with $10 million? You'd probably

just buy everything you want and then get

bored and then do crazier and crazier

things until you get addicted to something

and then blow all your money, and then

you'll be depressed because you blew all

your money. That was— that's what would

happen to me. I would just get like 10

hookers and just have like

raving sex party every day and then blow

it all on 10K a night hookers.

And then I'd lose all the money and then

get depressed.

I don't know if I'd have the self-control

to not blow all the money.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah, okay. Is Thai girlfriend basically

Chihiro 2.0? Seems like you were way more

into Mina. Do you know her name yet?

Haven't you cheated 5 times?

Uh, yeah, probably around 5 times. I know

her name. Mila was a terrible girlfriend,

and I would not want to live in Rotterdam.

The only way Mila would have been a

long-term girlfriend is if she moved to

the UK, which she can't because she has no

qualifications. So how's she gonna move to

the UK? I don't want to move to Rotterdam.

Rotterdam's a horrible place to live.

Mila's broke. She can't get any good job.

All she can do is get minimum wage jobs

and live with her grandmother. So I don't

see what kind of future I could have had

with Mila. Maybe we would have traveled

for a few months, but then we'd want to

settle down.

Uh, Mila is the type of person to do dumb

stuff and then die in a submarine.

I don't like people who are risk-takers.

I like people who are scared and

they value their own lives and they're not

like, yeah, let's just do crazy stuff.

You only live once. YOLO, bro. Yeah,

you only live once, so you should cherish

your life and not do dumb stuff.

Shouldn't take unnecessary risks.

You end up like those people in the

submarine. I'm glad I'm a coward and I'm

lazy because I'm gonna live long.

Oh my God, my viewers are so low today.

56. The hell?

I need a better title. You see what I

mean? If I don't have a good title, I just

won't get the viewers. Even if it's

clickbait, at least I'll get like 100

viewers for a few hours.

I'll give it a few more minutes, see if it

goes up more. Mia was a terrible GF,

was BSLMAO. You even said yourself that

she was the only girl you fell in love

with. If you think she was bad, do you

have any insight into why you felt in love

with her? Yeah, because she's attractive.

That's the only reason I fell in love with

her, cuz I found her attractive. Why else?

Didn't like her personality. I mean, can

you imagine falling in love for a

personality?

It's always looks over everything else.

People try and kid themselves into

thinking, oh, I love her personality so

much. Who cares about personality? As long

as they're not crazy and they're not like

criminals or psychotic,

then all I ask for is you're normal and

you're not psychotic and you're not

unhinged. That's the most I want from your

personality. And if it'll be a bonus if

you're also into similar things,

or you understand we're on the same

wavelength. The thing I can never get

people to understand is why I do the

things I do on YouTube, like the constant

negativity and the trolling. Everyone

always says, oh, why don't you make nice

videos and grow a fan base?

Like, grow— why can't you be like

PewDiePie? And people love PewDiePie. Why

don't you want to be like him and have

Like a fan base, people who love you,

because it's not so easy.

If it was that easy, everyone would be

doing it. Oh yeah, just click my fingers,

grow a fan base of a million people who

love me. Why would I not want that?

Obviously I want that, but you gotta be

realistic and understand it's just not

People are not likable or interesting

enough to grow a massive fan base.

So I got to do what I do the way I do it,

the way that I can do it,

which is trolling and being toxic.

YouTube pill. You got to take the YouTube

always like, oh, why would you do that?

Because I don't have a choice.

You don't think I don't want to have like

a loving viewership? You need to learn

psychology because people definitely fall

in love with personalities. No, I don't.

Any successful long-term relationship is

based on personality, not their looks, or

else it will end after only a few months.

Yeah, but I'm not gonna date someone just

based on their personality. It's going to

be based on their looks.

Am I streaming? Is it reconnecting?

Effed for a second. Yeah.

Internet's been kind of iffy.

Got 4 bars of 4G.

Girlfriend finally looked into getting us

Wi-Fi. She said we're booked in for

July to have an engineer come. Why did

it take so long? We've been living here

for half a year. I've been going on and on

about internet. She kept saying we can't

get it, but now we can get it. I don't

understand. The internet

is the most important thing I need, and

these SIM cards are so expensive and

they're not good.

David Bonds said a similar thing when he

streamed a few days. He was surprised he

had lower viewers. Yeah, I don't

understand what's going on today. I

usually have over 100 viewers in the first

2 hours. Now I've only got 60.

The hell?

Is it because I— is it because it's like

the same tax topic?

When are you leaving Thailand? Not for a

few years. Wish you were in Europe, your

streams weren't so late. Well, when I

start school, I won't be able to stream at

this time anymore, so this is actually

going to be the last Next week will be the

last week, then I'll be streaming in

the evening when my girlfriend goes to

work. So your wish will come true

next week. Gotta go to school in the

morning. Isn't your channel dying? Yeah,

but I was still getting a consistent 100

viewers, maybe 120.

The last stream was really good, had 130,

nearly 140 viewers.

This stream, this stream was 4 days after

the last stream. The last stream was on

Monday, wasn't it? Today's Friday.

Get a holiday visa? I already got that

and I need to leave the country to get it.

The student visa I can get in the country,

and it's way longer. It's like a year

long. Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Yeah, I'll try and be patient, see if the

number— oh, 66 now.

Try not to let it get me down.

It's just things are not going great on

YouTube. Diablo videos are not getting

views anymore. Hey, chin up, boy.

Thanks.

Oh, all my coins splashed out.

Haha, all the coins just exploded.

It's been hard to keep my head up

recently. A lot of bad stuff happening,

like the tax. I don't know what to make

videos about. The Diablo trend has kind of

died now.

I've made like 20 videos about Diablo.

They were doing well, but the recent 5 or

so just have not done well. I think it's

over for Diablo. I'm going to make one

more today, why I'm bored of Diablo 4,

and then I'm done. The game is boring

now. I got to level 71.

All you do is the same dungeons over and

over again and then farm Helltide. That is

it. That's all you do. You go Helltide,

then you do Nightmare Dungeons, and then

you don't get any good loot. I haven't had

any good loot in ages. Fiddle around with

the talent tree a bit, but really there's

only 2 viable talent trees where you spam

Hammer of the Ancients or you spam

Whirlwind.

You said a few years back that when you

lost all your viewers, you would start

doing really crazy stuff, but then you

didn't. What gives? Yeah, I remember that.

I remember I said, oh, when I get just a

couple thousand views, I'm gonna go crazy,

and I'm not doing it because,

um,

I think it'll be more beneficial to keep

the viewers who are still left happy

instead of alienating them as well and

pissing them off. I think it's better if I

just, um,

try my best not to scare away the last

remaining viewers. Plus, I don't really

think it would do well And what am I gonna

do anyway? I've already shit-talked

Chihiro and Mila into oblivion and made

loads of videos. There's nothing more to

be said. There's no more juice to squeeze.

And maybe I could do another Chihiro video

and get 6K views, but then my girlfriend

will be like, oh, you still love your

ex-wife, you still make videos about her.

And then I have to explain, be like, no,

I'm just clickbaiting. My girlfriend still

thinks I love Chihiro because I talk about

her, and I keep saying no, I'm just

talking about her because I'm trying to

get views. I don't care about Chihiro at

all. Don't care about Mira. I just talk

about this stuff because this is the stuff

I think you guys are interested in,

because you're not interested in anything

else like tax or games or Stocks.

People think, oh, Daniel's talking about

it equals he's interested. I don't care

about Chihiro. Yeah, in the back of my

mind I think, I wonder what she's up to

these days. Well, do you remember the good

old days? I'm not in love with Chihiro.

My girlfriend accused me of going back to

Osaka to get back with hero and I'm still

in love with her and I had to say, no,

that's not true.

Another Chris Broad video? Nah, because I

made one and it flopped. Got like 10K

I need something else.

I think so many of Chris's viewers have

already heard of me. They would not be

interested in anything I have to say

Maybe I get my girlfriend to make a video.

No, she wouldn't agree to it because she

doesn't like— because she's a Buddhist.

She doesn't want bad energy or bad karma.

Make a video about the billionaires who

died. I think it'll get demonetized.

LMAO, your GF found the channel. Did you

make a video about that? Was it as funny

as when Chihiro found it? I miss those

2017-2018 days sometimes, even though my

life was terrible back then. Yeah, she

found out about it nearly 2 months ago and

she nearly dumped me. And then I freaked

out and I had to rush back to Thailand.

She blocked me when she found out about

it. She blocked me, and then I had to

Skype call her number to get her to talk

to me. And then I snuck out of the Korean

woman's house while she was in the shower.

I mean, it's pretty funny. I just didn't

really make a vlog about it, so you only

know if you watch my stream where I talk

about it. I didn't make a big fuss about

it like I would have done before. Because

it would have only gotten, what, 15K,

maybe 10K views. Yeah,

I had to STD test,

but it was nice coming back to Thailand

after being homeless and cycling every day

in Japan. Cycling every day in Japan,

living in slum hotels was not great. It

Tiger almost dumped you. Yeah, I had to

tell her that I was sorry, the cheating

meant nothing, I just wanted a free place

to stay. And then I came back, we got back

together, it's all fine. Reactions, I

can't— shows or music video? I can't show

music, I'll get copyright claim.

Showing other people's videos is a risk as

well because they could copyright strike

me.

I don't really want to react. Who am I

gonna react to? There's no one I want to

copy. There's no one's videos I want to

react to and put in my video anyway.

How did things pan out with Cringo? I just

ghosted her. I sent her a message saying,

I'm leaving, sorry, bye, and then I

I don't really want to have like a big

conversation about explaining to the

Korean girl, I'm not interested. Like,

okay, it sucks, I wasted your time. She

probably had feelings for me and I just

ghosted her. Yeah, but what are you gonna

do? That's life.

It was just an unfortunate

situation and circumstances where I had to

pick between 2 things and I made my

choice. Thailand is just a much better

What would I do in Japan? Japan's boring.

I would have gone on some dates, maybe

incel raged, might have got cereal

with like a fat old woman, and then I

would have whined all the time about How I

lost Thailand.

Korean girl make an expose on you with

Casey and Shahiro. What's she gonna

expose?

Why are you such a terrible person? I

don't know, it's just life, isn't it?

You gotta make choices. People get hurt in

the process.

People have done it to me. I've had

girlfriends in the past that ghosted me.

Remember Sayuri? She blocked me on

Facebook, ghosted me. I was messaging her

for weeks saying, Sayuri, where are you?

You breaking up with me? Hello? And she

didn't even tell me.

So what comes around goes around. Mila

dumps me after Christmas. Fat French girl

cheating on me with Spanish guy. All these

girls, they're not no angels either. They

either blocked me, ghosted me, cheated on

me, dumped me.

So screw them.

It's pretty cowardly. Well, yeah, I'm a

coward.

I hide in my room all day from the world.

I've got no problem admitting I am a

coward, massive coward. Don't like

confrontation. I'd rather just block and

ghost than have the trouble of explaining

to people stuff.

It's funny, Venus Angelic and Essex Girl

messaged me after the tax stream giving

me tax advice. Venus Angelic said, don't

worry, Daniel, you can pay back the tax in

installments. Okay, thanks. I kind of knew

that, but at least you thought of me.

Yeah, Venus knows about me since like

2019. She sometimes messages me randomly,

usually when she's drunk.

SS girl just randomly messages me like

once a year. I don't know why. Does she

still care about me or— I don't know why

Essex Girl still messages me.

She's obviously not interested in me,

so she wants to be friends or what?

The OG Essex Girl, not the ugly ginger

Essex Girl.

There's no benefit for me to explain to

the Korean girl what happened.

So what? Why do it? What's the point?

She'll get over it. She'll like mope

around for a bit and then she'll find a

new guy. It's fine.

Venus Angelic is crazy. I feel really bad

for her. She really needs to get therapy,

but so do you, so clearly I am in the

wrong place. I think she is getting

therapy and she's on medication and she's

taking all these drugs, which is why she

looks zoned out half the time. But yeah,

I don't know, she's got like an alcohol

problem. She's on medication,

she's doing OnlyFans. I don't know what

she— she needs to like do something

wholesome, I think.

The biggest problem is the alcohol. She's

gonna drink herself to an early grave if

she can't control herself.

But you can't stop an alcoholic. If

they're gonna drink, if they want to

drink, they're gonna drink. They need to

stop themselves. What are you

gonna do, tie her up?

I wouldn't— I never will understand

alcoholics. I like a beer now and then,

but I have more than 2 beers, I feel sick

and it feels horrible. I got really drunk

once in Manchester where I drank vodka

Coke and it was the worst feeling in my

entire life. It was horrible. I never

want to drink vodka again. I don't

understand alcoholics because it makes you

feel terrible. But then they're like,

yeah, let's do it again. Why? I was on the

floor. I couldn't move for hours.

I felt so sick. I couldn't stand up. My

head felt like it weighed 10

times more than it usually weighed. I

couldn't stand. I couldn't lift my head

off the ground. I started crying in

front of that girl, that viewer, and then

her boyfriend came home. And he was like,

why is Daniel lying on our floor? And he

was like, oh, hey Daniel, how are you?

And I was just lying on the floor and

like, I'm okay. And then I got really

weird and I was saying, I was like this,

I promise I wasn't trying to sleep with

your girlfriend. I was just here because

she invited me. And then I started crying.

It was so funny. So sad.

I started saying stuff like, I promise I

wasn't trying to cheat on you with your

girlfriend. She's not my type anyway.

All these emotions came out. It was so

funny. And then he cooked me some— I

think he cooked me some toast and he kept

saying, you should eat because it'll help

soak up the alcohol. He was a nice guy.

And then he went to bed because he had to

go to work. And then I walked home. It was

kind of dangerous because it was after

that football match and all these drunk

Manchester hooligans walking around.

Manchester people are weird because they

just shout at you.

This guy shouted at me from his balcony.

I can't remember what he said. And then

this group of guys I walked past,

they said something like, Empty your

pockets, mate. Yeah, hilarious,

joking about robbing me. I mean, they

could have robbed me. There was no one

How can you be addicted to alcohol when

it's so disgusting? I don't get it.

Just— it tastes horrible, it makes you

feel bad. How can you get addicted to it?

I only understand video game addiction and

sex addiction, but I don't understand— I

have sex addiction, but fortunately

there's not a crowd of girls throwing

themselves at me.

Are you going to go to school? School,

marry the Thai girlfriend, and that's the

end of Daniel's journey. Yeah, possibly

that could be what happens.

What is the alternative? What,

40-year-old Daniel still going on Tinder

dates trying to be famous?

I just don't see that working anymore.

If I was in my 20s, yeah, I'd be chasing

that, but I'm approaching 40.

I don't really want to be living in hotels

chasing Tinder dates.

I want to move on to like the next stage

of my life. Get a cat,

do some Bob Ross paintings.

Have you ever messed around with more than

one chick at a time? Yeah, I had Tinder

dates every day when I was in Japan in

2017. I was having sex with all these

women, had Chihiro as like my main

had all these viewers I was sleeping with

as well. And I guess it was okay, it was

exciting, but to be honest, it all sucked.

All the sex sucked.

Most of it was just bad sex,

and it was so expensive flying to Germany

and flying here and flying there. I don't

wank off to any of the sex apart from

maybe Turkish girl because she had a nice

bum. Hong Kong woman,

bleh, bony hairy vagina.

Hong Kong girl was terrible.

Who else was there? And they were all like

fat Japanese girls off Tinder, all

terrible. I don't think any of the Tinder

smashes were any good,

not one. There was like one MILF that was

like a casual serial friend whilst I

was with Chihiro, but I only, only saw her

like 3 or 4 times, and then I realized the

same Sex is so crap and this could

jeopardize my marriage, so I'm gonna block

her. It's not worth it.

It was all bad, and I don't have the

internet fame anymore to get girls like

Mila again, so it's not like that's even a

possibility anymore. I need to blow up and

go viral again, but even Now it's too

late. People have— people see

now that I'm a terrible person, so they

don't like me anymore. Back then people

thought, oh, he's kind of quirky, but he's

a cool guy.

So girls were kind of into me.

But now I'm getting old, I'm aging, plus

I'm like a shit person. So there's just no

way. The only girls attracted to me now

would be like complete psycho girls who

are into psycho guys,

which is fine. I mean, it would be

problematic if girls were still messaging

me up from the channel because I'd be Kind

of tempted, but I know that I shouldn't.

And all the girls that liked me from the

channel were weird anyway. They all had

problems like depression,

self-harm scars. Some kind of addiction or

mental health problem.

One of them had self-harm scars all up her

arm and all around her boobs. It was

weird. None of

these girls are normal, and if they were,

they wouldn't be messaging me.

So I don't really want that. I want

a normal girl. Who's not insane?

I don't understand self-harm. What is the

point of it? It just hurts, makes you look

bad, makes you bleed, get scars.

People have weird ways of dealing with

depression. I just play some video games

and I'm good, and I whine a bit on

YouTube. Imagine cutting yourself.

What does it achieve? I don't understand.

You like the pain? Why would you like

pain? I don't understand it.

People are just weird.

And then you're stuck with the scars for

the rest of your life. It just seems like

a bad idea. I like my body. It's nice and

unblemished. Nice clear skin on my

arms.

No, I don't regret— I don't

miss any of these girls at all. I mean,

I don't miss— I don't look back with fond

memories over the cereal.

I'll look at my invoices, find proof I

was in Rotterdam.

Lag. Is it okay now?

Lag. Is it okay now? I think it's okay.

Yeah, I need to look up invoices, find

proof that I was in Rotterdam. Your GF is

not normal if she is dating you, Lon.

What makes you think she is normal? Also,

you definitely have at least one or two

mental illnesses. You just haven't gone to

a therapist to be diagnosed. You know you

have autism, lol. I mean,

compared to some of these girls I met in

the past, she's completely normal. She

doesn't have self-harm scars. She's not

addicted to anything like alcohol. She's

not psychotic. She's not depressed. She's

actually quite ambitious. She's smart.

She's business savvy. Like, she,

she invests in property and She's

got visions on being,

being like a business owner.

So yeah,

she's completely normal. What are you

talking about? Okay, she's a bit clumsy

sometimes.

And I don't

know, maybe she's impulsive, but she's not

crazy.

Yeah, she's very emotional, but that's

fine. Most women are.

You have at least one or two mental

illnesses. Like what?

What kind of mental illnesses do you think

I have?

Autism? It's not, it's not like a bad

thing to have though. Elon Musk has

autism.

It's not, it's not a bad thing to have

autism, you know. It's not something that

needs to be fixed. It's not

dangerous to your health or others. It's

not like alcoholism or psychosis.

It's fine. You can have autism and just be

happy and live a good life.

Yeah, maybe lack of empathy is something

you could say I have.

But the modern world was built off lack of

empathy. Look at the British Empire. How

empathetic were they when they enslaved

all of Africa and sent them to colonies?

Lack of empathy is what drives humanity,

actually. Like war,

stepping over others for self-gain.

I mean, look at America, the most powerful

country in the world, because they step

over, they step on smaller countries and

they do these shady deals and divide and

conquer tactics. America is like nonstop

divide and conquer, divide and conquer

tactics. Ukraine, Vietnam,

Korea, Middle East.

That's how they stay on top.

Is that lack of empathy? Yeah, but that's

how you, you get ahead in life.

I don't think lack of empathy is a bad

thing. I think being— having too much

empathy is a bad thing. Like crying over

every single person who lost, who suffered

some kind of loss is not a good thing to

have. Like, oh, boohoo, Jimmy down the

street is homeless. How's that a good

thing?

Self-preservation should be

considered to be a good thing.

I'm not doing things to cause suffering.

I just, I don't really care that much

about other people's suffering. So what?

Because it's a waste of time. There's

nothing I can do. But like the submarine

incident, what am I gonna do about it? I

can't do anything. Yeah, it sucks for

them, and I try and put myself in their

shoes, and yeah, it's horrific, but I'm

not gonna cry over it. I'm gonna think a

bit about it and, and cherish my own life

and appreciate the fact that, yeah, I've

got a pretty comfy life and I'm not

squished in a submarine. Things seem like

they suck, But at the end of the day,

I'm not squished in a submarine, am I? So

I'm going to try and be more grateful

about my own life and

try not to make bad decisions that

endangers my life. Try and learn

something. And yeah, I do.

I feel like— but I'm not going to cry.

Everyone on F?

What do you mean? It's not effed,

is it? At least 1 or 2 minutes.

Lagging again.

Oh, it says I've lost 4G.

I've only got H+.

Usually it fixes if I disable mobile data

and then re-enable it. My 4G is

not doing well. Yeah,

when I lag, I lose viewers.

It's annoying. We need to

get internet. How much do I have to nag

her until she gets it? Finally, she looked

into it.

Maybe if I put my phone by the window, I

can get 4G back. Maybe if I put my phone—

seems okay now. See if I

can get better connection if I move.

I don't know.

Usually I have 4G here, but it's on H+

right now. Don't know why.

I could disable it and re-enable it, but

I'll disconnect for a second. So give me a

second.

Testing,

testing. Yeah, it says 4G.

That's so dumb. I just turned it off and

on again. Should be good now.

Maybe before I start the stream I should

reset it just to make sure.

Most music can't be played on YouTube live

streams. Yeah, every single one of my IRL

streams in Japan all got, uh,

copyright claimed, monetized disabled.

Partially blocked worldwide because of

stupid music. So every single stream in

Japan where I was outside had music on it

for like at least a minute or 20 seconds

as I was riding past or walking past.

The only streams from Japan that are

monetized are the sleep streams.

Are we good? Are we

good? Yeah.

4G Plus. YouTube never

notifies me about your streams. Yeah, I

know, some people, some people just not

getting notified. They— you know why you

probably didn't get notified? It's because

I I, I'm willing to bet you don't watch

content about tax. And YouTube thinks,

oh, the stream is titled about tax. And

oh, you don't watch tax content, so we're

not going to tell you about Daniel's new

stream, which is about tax. So I think I

shot myself in the foot with this title.

What do you guys watch? And I'll just

title the stream something you watch.

And then YouTube will tell you.

If I did a stream called, oh, showing you

my golf clubs, none of you would get

notified because YouTube would think,

well, none of his viewers watch golf

content.

I don't get notified either. Yeah, it must

be the title. This is why I have to

clickbait. Because YouTube won't tell you.

I'm sure my channel died because of the

algorithm not sending my stuff

out to people. Because the algorithm

probably calculated that his viewers want

drama, he is not making drama, we will not

put his videos on their feeds.

I get notified when Ice goes live.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, you

said I had lack of empathy. Yeah, but I

don't see that as a problem. I see that as

a good thing. Who's gonna say,

yeah, you would have a better life if you

cry over everything and you're like, oh,

boohoo. That seems like you're just making

your life harder. If you were super

empathetic like vegetarians are who don't

want to eat meat because they're like,

oh, the poor little piggy, then how's

that a good thing? You're just depriving

yourself of meat. If anything, you've just

made your life worse because you have too

much empathy. You're too empathetic. You

don't want to see animals suffering,

which, you know, is great and everything,

but you don't get to eat bacon and

burgers. So how's that

It's bad for the animals as well because

If no one wants their meat, then they

won't even be born in the first place.

They just wouldn't exist.

Would you rather just not exist if you

knew that the whole reason you exist is

because you're going to get eaten? What if

people were like, okay, you get to live

until age 30, but then we're going to eat

you. Do you want to live until 30 and at

least enjoy life a bit, or do you just