final stream of cyberpunk (maybe)

Well, this is

it. Come on,

V.

Police!

What's going on here?

Hey, V.

Vicky, surprise every old Ripper. It's

good to see you. Good to see you too, V.

It's been a while. What do I owe the

pleasure today? Last gig, had to jack into

a client's neuro socket. I think I might

have gotten spiked. Experiencing

migraines, nausea, hypersensitivity to

bright lights? Whole kit and caboodle.

All right, kid, we'll sort you out in a

flash. Besides that, how are things?

Uh, V?

Testing. It happened again. I hit that guy

with the car and then the whole game and

my laptop froze. Gonna keep me

waiting all day?

This didn't used to happen. It's like the

game is freezing my whole laptop.

The game is freezing my whole laptop.

Yeah, I think it's back now. Bit annoying

because it ends the stream and then starts

a new one. Met a new fixer.

He gave me a job. Name's Dexter Deshawn.

Known quantity from the afterlife. No

denying you're moving up. But something

you're not telling me, Vic? Keep your

guard up, that's all. I've heard some

things about Dex. He's not as chill as he

makes himself out to be.

Need some new kit, but tools, not toys,

Vic. Time I bumped up my sights and got a

grip. Really? Now?

Finally, Vic? Shit's getting real.

Got a job from Dex to Sean. Hitting the

major leagues. Any tactic can perform.

Did I have to restart my PC? No, I just

waited about 10 seconds and then it

unfroze. It's very weird. It's definitely

a hardware problem.

Quit crying, Vic. What happened to all my

money? I thought I had a load of money

from that. I'll bring it back later with

interest. You know I will.

Hmm, last time, you hear?

Chair, please. Sit down and relax.

I don't know if I want to play. It's just

the same thing, isn't it? Just the

beginning was slightly different. Right

under the circle.

You peruse and choose.

Peruse and choose.

I'll take an eyeball, and I'll take a

hand,

and I'll take.

Oh, I don't have any money. Mark 1, like I

said.

Lay that major league arm of yours right

Did I fight the gorilla gang? Uh, V?

I don't think so. Just like that.

Thanks. Now a bit of anesthetic

and I can start cutting.

Feel anything? Play by

play though. Really, Doc? Makes you sound

like a dentist, always going on and on.

Hi, how are you doing? I'm okay. I got

a shaky ganic hand, same as usual.

Lights out for a minute, all right?

Nothing much changed really since October.

Okay, let's test this, see the magic in

action. Linking you in.

This game again, yeah, I think I'm done

with it. Low contrast. I don't really want

to play a second playthrough. Seem more

dramatic. I feel sad it's over because

I felt really excited when I first started

it. I guess I did play

a lot. 100 and I think

120 hours. It's quite a lot for a game,

isn't it?

116 hours.

Next, I think I'll play Warhammer

Darktide.

It's not out until 1st of December, but

you can play the beta early access.

When I first started playing it, it seemed

like there was so many things you can do.

So many weapons and builds,

had the whole city to explore.

It might take you a few seconds to adjust,

but first time's rarely the charm with

anything, really. Scanner should

eventually sync with your thought

processes and read your intentions.

Maybe it's just an illusion of I also

having a lot of stuff to do. PD file

search. Running into any ne'er-do-wells?

You know exactly what they ne'er did well.

It ought to work like a charm.

Now draw you— I don't know why my

girlfriend keeps bringing home bags and

bags of these green oranges.

They're oranges but the skin is green. I

don't understand why they're green. Are

they not ripe? And they're not sweet,

they're really sharp. Shit, Vic, they're

not bad. I mean, they're really sour. I

don't know what to say. Say you'll take

this and remember the dosage. 2 whiffs now

and another 2 in an hour.

Thanks again, Vic. You're the best. I owe

you.

Go on, kid. Show them what you're made of.

And once you hit the big leagues, forget

where you came from.

Your heart chakra looks a little out of

whack, babe. I can release it for you,

but you'd have to watch out for negative

energy fields and avoid mean reds. This

sharp British tongue. I don't know, maybe

it's like another weird thing I picked up

from my mum. I'm sure my dad used to say

it as well, like a lemon would be sharp.

Okay, do my best to talk us up. I remember

I had this same conversation in Japan when

I met this American guy called Dennis,

and I said something tasted sharp, and he

said Listen,

he asked me if that was like a British

thing. He said in America we say sour.

I don't know if I'd say a lemon is sour,

right? So then what? There are people— I

thought sour is like, right? And I know

exactly how that sounds, like when milk

goes off. Even an unproven therapy is

still better than a bullet to the brain.

If I get a tip about a possible Attack.

I'll give you a call. I always said sharp,

like hits the scene. The lemon is

sharp. There to execute anybody. Try to

incapacitate the attacker, and I'll send

someone to pick him up. I hope that's all

clear. Hmm.

Hey, how well you know Bug exactly? La

Mamita got a soft spot for me.

No, but seriously. She ain't the type you

go out and grab a beer with. Don't

actually think you got it in the bag

walking into Japan's most feared Yakuza

slum. Right. What happens?

Does anything scary happen? People are so

desperate for views, they're risking their

lives. You've been with Misty a while,

huh? In comparison, I'm not that bad. I

just say dumb stuff and weird stuff. But

there's people walking into like Mexican

cartel slums so they can go viral

on YouTube.

Seems like a weird tactic because if it

does go viral, you get a massive audience

who love that. Worried about me? Then your

entire channel has to be about you going

into slums and dangerous places. Started

climbing our way. And if you don't do

that, people are gonna lose interest.

Imagine you get— go viral from slum

dangerous hood in Mexico and then you want

to do Call of Duty videos. The whole

channel just flop. All those people won't

be interested. Later then.

Should do something like that in Bangkok.

What is the Thailand equivalent of the

Yakuza? I don't

want my whole channel and life to revolve

around risking my life

in dangerous places.

Is that a gay policeman?

Is that actually a policeman? Oh no,

it's not.

It must be depressing being a Yakuza

because it's like your tradition and your

culture is dying. Yo, Mr. V, how do the

Yakuza even survive these days? I heard

the police are stricter when dealing with

them now. Let's roll.

Aren't the pachinko parlors like a Yakuza

business? Pachinko, the brothels,

The soaplands, maybe the

Chinese massage parlors. Maybe I

accidentally went into Yakuza-managed

business places when I was in Japan.

What is ping pong? I heard it's where

these women, they put ping pong balls in

their vaginas and then they squeeze them

out and shoot them out. Is that true?

You're either somebody or you fizzle out

into nothing. Night City don't let you

choose. Oh, but it does, seeing my line of

work. Why did they start doing that? Who

pays to see that? Sounds so weird.

I can't imagine finding that arousing.

Listen close, scanning a serious job now.

Playing gargantuan compared to smashing up

a Oh no, how am I gonna do 8-hour Twitch

streams when I've lost interest in

Cyberpunk? Being addicted to Cyberpunk was

the only thing getting me through those

10-hour Twitch streams. I need a new

addiction. Why me? Could have had Jackie

or T-Bug sitting here. Could have just

done this on comms. Call me old-fashioned,

but I like to look anyone I do biz with in

the eye. Had the pleasure of meeting The

Jackster in the past, and sweet T-Bug.

Oh, I can't play this again. So here we

are. Besides all that, got a special

little pre-mission just for you, but we'll

get to that. Let me hear it.

What's the job? There's this prototype

tech, a biochip to be precise. My

girlfriend asked me, isn't there anything

I want to do in Thailand? And I keep

saying no. There must be something.

Mm-hmm.

Arasaka. If I Google it. Surely that's no

problem. Top things to do in Thailand. I

can't be such a boring person who just

doesn't want to do anything. I need to

come up with some ideas and ask her, can

we do this? Let's do that. All I can think

of is let's go glamping because I want to

have sex in a tent again. It was pretty

hot first time I did it.

I want to have sex with the sound of the

outside audible and

the breeze of the wind against my

buttocks. You type in top

things to do in Thailand and then the same

things just pop up. It's just temples and

palaces and Jim Thompson House. What is

that? It's just like some guy's house.

Historical building.

I think my Cyberpunk addiction is over. I

feel like I'm over Cyberpunk.

How can a game go from being so addictive

to completely boring in a day?

Make ASMR massage videos.

Sounds hard.

Jim Thompson House just looks like a fancy

Resort kind of house. It's got chairs,

artwork.

Boring. It's just like a load of

buildings. Safari World, that's where we

went last month. I went to Safari World,

Siam Ocean World, been to those

places. I have been to Benjakitti Park. I

went there during doing a stream,

remember? I haven't been to the Tiger

Zoo, Royal Thai Air Force

Museum, Waro Rot Market.

I went to the Artillery Museum, but you

can't go inside of it. You can just look

at the cannons outside.

Weird things to do. Okay,

weird things to do in Bangkok.

Spend the night in a prison,

airplane graveyard, creepy crawly cuisine.

I guess like a popular YouTuber could

easily get views by eating insects, but I

don't think I could. Just imagine

PewDiePie doing like some kind of eating

weird insects in Bangkok and then it going

viral.

Must be nice being PewDiePie, don't have

to worry about money. Just do what you

want to do. Gym, make some gunpla,

hang out with fellow YouTubers.

Maybe he gets bored. You got no challenge

in life, from just finding hobbies like

spinning a knife around your fingers.

That whole knife flipping thing looks so

weird. It doesn't look satisfying.

It's kind of lame. He got one of those

spinning knife things for gants on Trash

Taste. I like that one PewDiePie video

where he kept spinning it and kept

dropping it on his keyboard, and then

Cinnamon Toast Ken yelled at him to

stop doing it.

79 fun and unusual things to do in

Bangkok. Savor the flavors of Bangkok food

tour. Get a bird's-eye view of Bangkok

from Baiyoke Sky. I've already got an

amazing view from my apartment.

I can see all of Bangkok almost from my

window. Floating market— already went to a

floating market. They're not that

interesting. It's just like people sitting

on a boat selling stuff, usually squid on

a stick. Hello?

Explore Chinatown. I think we drove

through it once.

What's it got? Just Chinese people and

Chinese food. Royal Grand Palace.

Sightseeing boat tour.

Oh, there's a railway line that goes

through like a load of buildings. I mean,

it's like, it's It goes through a street

of buildings and it's really narrow.

Looks scary.

Bangkok on a bike tour.

Madame Tussauds.

Thai Massage University. Uh,

Mr. V? Bang Pa in Summer Palace.

Cooking class.

3-headed elephant museum.

I went here. Sea Life Ocean World.

That was nice. I like aquariums.

Kanchanaburi.

Thai-Burma Death Railway Bridge,

originally constructed by the

Japanese during World War II. More like

constructed by slaves of the Japanese.

Didn't the British prisoners of war that

were captured in Singapore, weren't they

forced to build those bridges?

There was a movie, wasn't there?

Ride a tuk-tuk, Safari World,

swim with elephants. No thanks.

Walk the glass walkway on the 78th floor

of the Mahanakhon Skywalk.

I don't know. Golden Buddha.

National Museum.

Dreamworld. I went to Dreamworld.

It felt weird. It was like a really old

theme park built in the '90s. And

everything there looks so dated.

It's got this weird creepy theme

park kind of vibe.

Discover the original capital city of

Thonburi.

Lumpini Park. We went there. We went there

on the first— no, the second

day I came to Thailand. We went to

Lumpini.

Central World. I think I went there.

Hello? It's kind of awkward when they ask

me what, what do I want to do in Japan,

and maybe they're thinking, oh, Daniel

likes Japan, so what parts of Japan does

he like? I don't like going to Japan

because of tourism. I like going to Japan

so I could meet Japanese women. Going on

dates. I don't really care about

temples or mountains or sightseeing.

Last video was very low effort. Yeah,

well, it's getting more views than most of

the new videos I put out recently.

My viewers don't want effort, they just

want clickbait drama.

I don't think my viewers appreciate

effort, cuz when I put effort in, it

doesn't seem to make any difference.

No one complained when I did those

livestreams where it was just my phone

pointing at the ground most of the time,

and they'd still get like 20-30K views.

Making viewers watch the screen with

secret for most of it is bad. Well, you

don't watch it, you're supposed to listen

to it, and I'm not gonna dox my apartment

just so you can have something to watch.

There's no other solution. If I remove the

secret, then you'd see the pixelation,

you'd be able to see what the apartment

looks like, and that is a risk. So what am

I supposed to show? I can't show what

I'm filming. I'm not gonna walk outside in

the blazing hot sun of Bangkok.

Either. I could just make an MS Paint

Yeah, I could sit in front of the camera,

but I did that for the last 3 videos and

they all got worse and worse views, and

this video has more views than all those

It's not about people flying to Thailand

to mess with me, it's about people finding

out how to contact the people who are here

and then getting me into trouble.

All it takes is writing an email.

Well, I have experience of making videos

for 5 years, and according to the

analytics, it makes no difference if I

show my face or not. I've had videos

where it's literally just a black screen

with text on it, and it made no

You watch, you wait for maybe half a week.

This new video will have the same or

maybe slightly more views than the

previous videos have had.

Because more effort has never resulted in

more views for me. In fact, less effort

seems to have always done better.

Hello?

You're not getting any new fans. Yeah,

exactly. So there's no point putting

effort in.

The views I get now are from long-term

viewers. New people to the channel— even

if there's new people, they quickly unsub

when they realize this whole channel is

just like weird and rubbish.

My channel is pretty rubbish. You would

have to be a watcher from at least 2018

when interesting stuff happened to

actually still care, cuz the stuff I put

out now is just pretty boring, I guess.

The trip to Pattaya was okay cuz I showed

some stuff,

but that trip to Pattaya cost me hundreds

of dollars, you know, with like hotels,

petrol, food, only made $30.

So, it's not sustainable.

People don't watch the video expecting

amazing footage. They,

they click the video because they want to

hear what I have to say.

Oh, my girlfriend messaged me.

Sent me a picture of a loaf of bread.

She said it's for your lunch. It's too

late for lunch.

There reaches a point in a YouTube channel

where It doesn't matter what you do, the

views are not going back up. It's like

Onision. Do you think his views are gonna

go back up again if he starts filming all

his videos FaceTime instead of— I

don't know, for a while he was doing these

weird Sims 4 footage videos.

It won't make a difference, it's too late

People are not going to say, oh wow,

Daniel's sitting in front of the camera,

going to start watching everything again.

Why is TikTok a banned word? I think it's

cuz people were finding Mila's TikTok

and then it was upsetting me, so I banned

the bunch of words.

Hello? Okay, I'm gonna ban this debtor

person. Just being annoying. If it's

boring, then don't watch. I'm doing the

best I can with what I have, and I'm not

gonna dox my whole place and girlfriend

just so you have a cheap laugh. Stop being

annoying.

Ban. You don't need to tell me this stuff.

I know, trust me.

I don't make the decisions I've been

making because I

don't know that it's boring. I know it's

boring, but there's nothing I can do about

it, is there? So what's the point going on

and on at me?

There's no alternative to what I have

right now. Mr. V?

If I had more interesting things to put

out, then I'd be putting it out already,

wouldn't I? Don't need some idiot telling

me what to do or how to do things.

And the only thing people cared about or

found interesting about me was my

relationships. And girls. So I gotta

focus on that because what else is there

to focus on? Life in Thailand? I don't

think that's gonna work.

I need another crazy wife like Chihiro to

cause drama and stuff,

but I just— I don't want that stress

It wasn't worth it.

Uh, Mr. V?

Oh, Evil West just popped up on Steam.

It's funny.

Oh, it is a new game. Came out today.

How come I never heard anything about it?

Hello?

Looks kind of boring.

You're a cowboy and then you fight zombies

and vampire things.

£43.

I don't

understand what she means. She said, have

you had dinner yet? I said, not yet, but I

spelt yet as YWT

by accident, and she said, you never type

wrong, Mr. V. But I just typed

wrong. What do you mean

you never type wrong? I said, what do you

mean? She said, WYT. I said, it is

wrong.

I swear I don't understand what she's

saying half the time. I just pretend and I

nod my head and I do like a fake laugh.

I just go, mm-hmm, I see,

really?

It's pretty tiring trying to communicate

when they barely understand

English. Well,

at least she tries. She bought a book

recently. English grammar.

I haven't even put any effort into

learning Thai. I said I'll have

a go at trying to learn some, but I never

even bothered. It just seems pointless.

I'm never gonna talk to anyone who's Thai

where I would need to,

and it's not like I'll be able to say

anything in Thai that's more complicated

than what she can understand in English.

A waste of time, just like I wasted my

time learning Korean.

I guess because I know Japanese, speaking

to Japanese girls was a lot easier, but

it's not like I had deep conversations

with Japanese people. It's just the same

old stuff. Like,

in England we have fish and chips, and we

have sushi, but it tastes a bit different

to Japanese sushi. And we have Wagamama.

Talking to Japanese people is so boring.

You always do the same conversation,

usually about England. Or differences

between living in England and Japan. Or I

guess we would talk about COVID lockdown

and maybe,

maybe talk about foreigners, there being

more foreigners in Japan now that Japan's

letting foreigners back in again. I have

no idea what to talk about to Japanese

people most of the time. It's just like,

hello, how was your day? Today I made a

cake.

The most boring Japanese woman I talked to

was last year, where her hobby

was making a bag. She would go to

like a bag-making class and then tell me

about it, and then she would tell me about

how she learned how to sew a handle today.

And then she would send me pictures of the

bag, and then I had to pretend to be

interested. It was so boring. I talked to

her on the phone for 2 hours,

2 hours a day, but not every day,

obviously. 2 hours a day, maybe twice a

week. And then we did this for nearly a

whole year, so I felt like we were getting

quite close. But then she, she unfriended

me, her picture went blank.

And then I sent her a nasty message

saying, fuck you, stupid bitch. I don't

give a shit about your stupid bag. Don't

know if she ever saw that.

It feels so satisfying after having to

pretend to be interested in a girl for

such a long time and then just sending a

message saying, I don't care about your

stupid shitting whatever it is.

Like this girl in Liverpool I was chatting

to for ages, kept going on and on about

her stupid hamster. And then she kept

sending me pictures of a hamster, and then

I got fed up and I sent her a message on

Tinder saying, I don't give a fuck about

your stupid hamster.

And then I got banned on Tinder.

So probably not worth it.

Don't know how you deal with girls who you

can't communicate with. I guess I'm used

to it because I'm used to my mum,

having to talk to my mum my

entire life. Trying to talk to my mum has

been training me up for this moment of

having a Thai girlfriend who can't speak

English. Try talking to

someone who has bad English and bad

hearing. I don't know how my dad managed

to stay sane for 30 years.

I do miss being able to talk to someone

that just understands me, and I can just

speak quickly and normally in a normal

speed and use fairly complicated words and

they understand what I'm saying.

I do kind of miss that. There are some

things I would like to talk about that I

can't talk about with her. Like,

I don't know, it'd be nice to say, oh,

did you see Elon Musk unban Trump?

And then have a bit of a talk about it.

Or I could say,

did you check out the Edgerunners anime?

I thought the ending was sad. I can't have

any of these conversations with her.

Hello?

Is your mum really hard to talk to? Yeah,

it's a bit of a struggle. You got to talk

very, very clearly and and not use any

words that are longer than 4 syllables.

It's okay, it's the trade-off you make.

Ideally, you would have a girlfriend who

speaks your native language,

but I don't think a girl who understands

native English would want to date me

anyway, because they'll realize I'm a

weirdo.

Uh, Mr. V?

I talked to her sister. Her sister speaks

pretty good English, but even then I don't

really know what to say. Her sister talks

Maybe I should have dated her sister

No, I think she's better looking than her

sister. Her sister has nicer skin.

I think my girlfriend has nicer features.

What time

is it? 6:40.

F her sister. Maybe I'll tell her I

fancy your sister. Hello? Can I

have her number? See what her reaction is.

Pranking my girlfriend, telling her that I

fancy her sister. I'll get views,

wouldn't it?

Why is Twitch not updating my ad rev?

It says I made $0.62 on

Saturday. I didn't stream on Saturday.

Weird.

Is her sister's English way better? Yeah,

so much better. But she's

been to America and she travels a lot.

Girlfriend swap. It's like that UK

TV show. What was it called?

Wife swap?

What do you do all day? Who, me?

I made a video in the morning, posted it,

and then started Twitch stream. And then

people came to install the washing

machine. We've got a nice big Samsung

washing machine in the apartment. So she

doesn't have to take— she was taking a

huge bag of laundry to work before and

then bringing it home because we didn't

have a washing machine in the previous

apartment, but now we have one. You and

your girlfriend? Oh, if it's the weekend,

we don't do anything.

2 weekends ago, we traveled to Pattaya,

but then the next weekend we didn't do

anything because she was sick. And then

last weekend we just stayed in the

apartment because we just moved in, so we

were kind of tired. Went shopping, bought

some new stuff for the house, and I

went to Sukiya, got a pork— grilled pork

bowl. Did more shopping, bought some

stuff for the kitchen, and then went to

the gym. My arms still

hurt from working out, so I think I did a

good job. I want

to go to the gym again on the weekend,

maybe do some swimming.

That's it, really? What else do you do

when you got a girlfriend? Make love,

make sexual movement.

Getting more comments, people complaining

about the video. Ah, yes, ah yes,

I love looking at secrets 90% of the

video. I give him a heart.

What else can I put? I don't know what

else to put for the video. I can't show

the place. I'm a bit fed up just doing

talking head style because I needed to

whip out a video quickly. I didn't have my

hair done. I haven't even shaved for 2

days. I need to cut my hair as well. I got

addicted to Cyberpunk and I neglected my

hair, my beard. Oh my God, I became

such an addict because of Cyberpunk and

then it ended and now there's nothing else

Her work has a coin laundry nearby. So she

used to take the laundry there to do the

laundry, and then she'd bring it back.

I could have offered to carry the laundry

to a nearby coin laundry, but I did not

because I could not be bothered. Uh,

Mr. V?

I think I'll buy Darktide

today and have it installed overnight and

maybe do a stream tomorrow.

Streaming it. I feel like I need a bit of

a break from all the gameplay streams. I

went hardcore on the Cyberpunk streams

because it was so much fun. 10-hour

streams almost every day.

Am I watching the World Cup? I didn't even

know it was on. Oh yeah, all I knew about

it was that people were complaining that

it's being held in Qatar And they're

banning alcohol. Also,

aren't people attacking David Beckham for

his affiliation with Qatar because they're

homophobic? Joe Lycett, that gay UK

guy, was complaining about it.

I find all this FIFA football stuff so

boring. All the sports stuff, like The

Olympics organization and the scandal.

Because wasn't the Olympics supposed to be

held in Japan and they had to go ahead

with the Olympics even though Japan locked

the country down so foreigners couldn't go

and see the Olympics? But they went ahead

with it anyway because they were obligated

by contract to go ahead with the Olympics,

otherwise they have to pay a massive fine.

So they did the Olympics in Tokyo, didn't

they? And there was like no one there.

It's so sad. Just a few Japanese

spectators. Seems so unfair. They won the

Olympics, which is supposed to be an

international event, and then they just

banned people from coming into the

country. It's like they stole the Olympics

for themselves,

but they let the athletes in, the foreign

athletes were able to enter Japan.

So is Japan back to normal yet? Can you

just go to Japan? My girlfriend's sister

went to Japan for 2 weeks, so I'm guessing

it's back to normal. Just go and book a

holiday and go there.

Hello? Do you need to do all this testing?

The Japanese themselves didn't even go.

Oh yeah, I think they weren't allowed to

have any spectators. All the seats were

empty in the stadiums.

Olympics are so boring though. You just

get some medal. It's just like, oh, UK

swimmer so-and-so won silver medal.

We're so proud of him.

It just seems so insignificant. He just

comes home, gets a medal, hangs it up on

his bedroom wall. Well done,

good job really solving the

world's problems by swimming very quickly

and throwing a stick very far.

Isn't IShowSpeed— people are trying to

cancel him now because he was apparently

promoting some kind of crypto scam.

That kid rose to fame so quickly.

Now he's meeting people like Cristiano

Ronaldo, playing football with KSI.

A few years ago, no one even knew who he

was. It's insane. And his

whole shtick is just screaming and

shouting and barking like a dog and having

like an insane-looking face. I saw him do

an IRL stream in New York. He had 50,000

viewers and he was getting stopped by fans

every second to take photos.

It's like People blow up and become super

famous for the weirdest reasons.

He doesn't even make videos. It's not like

he has really cool edited well-made

videos. It's just like 2 hours of him

livestreaming screaming at stuff and

his computer falling down,

and his streams get millions of views.

I don't think I've ever seen

anyone rise to so much fame so quickly.

Even Leafy is here, who at the time

was one of the was the fastest growing

channel on all of YouTube. He got

to about 4 million subs in just a few

years. Leafy was huge during his day.

Everyone was talking about Leafy.

Leafy's style of video was so new

at the time, just roasting people.

Imagine when we're 40 and then there's new

kids who are like 16 blowing up, getting

10 million subscribers in a year, and

we're just gonna be shaking our heads

going, how is this person so famous.

Hello? Back in my day,

if you had 4 million subs, you'd be super

famous. Now they're getting 20 million

subs on YouTube.

Oh no, the homeless video slipped from 6

out of 10 to 7 out of 10. My girlfriend

wants me to move to Thailand permanently

is slightly ahead.

What can I do for another video? I need to

do something outside, I feel. Spice it up

a little bit. Or I

can do more stuff about why I'm a failure.

I don't know what to do anymore.

At least my Pokémon video is getting

views. I got 13K nearly on my Pokémon

review.

Oh, I forgot about the stock market.

See what's happening on the stocks.

Wow, Zoom down 10%.

I can't believe Tattooed Chef is like a $1

stock now. 2 years ago, all these big

YouTubers were promoting it, saying, oh my

God, Tattooed Chef's gonna be the future

of plant-based food. That idiot Jeremy

put $1.7 million into Tattooed Chef when

it was— hello— $16. He must have lost like

95% of that investment.

ABV has gone up a lot. I sold 2/3

of my ABV when it was at 150, now it's at

156. I still got a lot of gold,

but gold is not really moving. But I still

think gold is a good buy right now because

if you look at the weekly

chart, it's in an ascending reverse

megaphone shape, and it's currently at the

bottom of that support line. So I reckon

it'll go down to like 14-ish. This is

Barrick Gold, the mining stock, and then

probably bounce from that line.

Did I ever make enough from stock videos

to make up for the losses? No way. I think

I made like a couple hundred dollars,

maybe 5— between $500 and $700.

Some of them did okay, like the dividend

stock video got a good CPM,

and I managed to get a lot of people to

join the stock app that I use. With my

link, so I got a lot of free stocks from

all the people who joined up. Why am I

playing Cyberpunk again? Cuz I got

nothing else to play. I'm not really

playing it, I finished it now. I got 2

endings, I finished the main bulk of the

game, bought the nice cars, got all the

good guns. I played it again from the

beginning different starting zone, but

it's pretty much the same game. I need a

new game.

Hello. I can't believe I've been doing

stocks for nearly 3

years and I've made nothing.

I'm still down £12,000.

I was down £11,600 And then it dropped

He's getting a lot of value out of the

cigar. Yeah, it's one of those electric

never-ending cigars.

I wasn't even listening to the game. I

took out my earphone. No,

there sound.

Maybe it's like my vaping cigar I left at

home. Do you remember my vape pipe

and my vape cigar. That was funny. I was

blowing rings in Manchester dressed up as

a girl.

Those were the days.

Days of our lives wasted.

Hello, maybe I could play

a little bit. Maybe just

load my main character save.

Where is it? Just run

around killing people.

Don't think Thai girl would want to see

your femboy videos. Yeah, when I joked

about maybe I want to be a ladyboy, she

seemed visually upset at the idea.

Like, Chihiro was very upset there when I

joked about doing a team-up.

It's just a joke that became true.

It's funny how you joke about stuff and

then it becomes reality.

I love this picture.

He also loves the smell of ass.

As do I. Unfortunately, my girlfriend

does not have any ass smell,

so when I do thrusting, there's no

wafting. How can someone have no—

I think it's because she uses water to

clean it when she does a poop. She asked

me, do I use tissue paper? I said yeah.

She said that's not hygienic. I said, I

don't care, I'm British.

Ask her, what do you think of YouTubers?

I think she wants to be a YouTuber. I

looked in her diary, she's been writing

stuff about how to make money online,

and I saw an English YouTube channel. The

rest of it was in Thai. And then

she joked about saying when she was

worried about being pregnant, she said,

oh, maybe I'll have to quit my job and

become a single mother, and then I'll make

a YouTube channel. She was joking,

allegedly, but you know where jokes come

from. They usually come from a place of

truth, of true feelings. Disguised as a

joke. You can joke about, oh, I wish my

girlfriend— I wish I could make a porn

video with my girlfriend, and say, oh,

I'm just joking, as if I would do that.

I bet most guys would love to make some

sexy videos, but they don't have the guts

to suggest it.

Why'd I look in her diary? Because it was

just lying there. It's not a secret if she

just leaves it lying around.

How's it

It's not really a diary, it's more like a

planner, like a journal planner thing.

Why do you say ass and not arse? I don't

know, just seems more fitting because I

titled the video Smell of Ass. Do you

remember I made that video? 5 years ago.

And if I call it the smell of arse,

doesn't have the same impact as ass.

It's like asshole as an insult sounds

better than arsehole. Imagine Bruce

Willis goes, you arsehole! What is she

doing?

She's like that cockroach I filmed.

Squirming. Maybe she

left it for you to find. She has mentioned

the whole YouTube thing a few times now.

I could say let's make a YouTube channel

where we do travel vlogs, and then I make

a new channel, I link the new channel to

my main channel telling people to come

over and sub to it, and then I just

disable the comments for review only so

people won't start Saying, oh, I,

I'm hiding in my room. This is

hiding in my room. Come look at Daniel's

main channel.

What do you think the risks of that would

be? As long

as she doesn't put her contact info in,

in the videos or the channel, then trolls

can't contact her. Trolls won't be able to

leave a comment because I have to manually

approve it,

and then I can get away with making videos

with her and my main channel won't get

revealed.

Pretty risky if

I show her face. Yeah, she might

want to be in the videos, and then I've

got to be like, no, it's dangerous.

I want a allow you to be in the video.

No, if she found out about my channel, it

would definitely be weird and change

the dynamic of the relationship in maybe

not a good way.

I like things as they are. I just do my

thing and she does her thing. She comes

home.

But if she did know and she was cool with

it, I'd love to do some stuff like Q&A

with my new girlfriend. That would get

views. If I could do a Q&A with my new

girlfriend stream, I could probably

get like 400 viewers on a stream

again. I'm not expecting 1,000 like

before, but maybe more than 200.

People love that stuff. Oh, who's Daniel's

new girlfriend?

The internet's not lagging. I think my

laptop is struggling. I don't know what's

happening to my laptop. My laptop needs a

good reset, a good restart.

Maybe I have something open.

No.

Even my mouse is lagging when I move the

mouse cursor around the screen. It's like

choppy and skipping around.

Maybe I need to turn the graphics down.

What if I put the graphics to Low.

It looks the same.

I think the road reflections have

disappeared. Maybe this is better.

Things were so much better with Chihiro

before she found out the channel.

Everything was peaceful and nice. But then

things were nice as well when there wasn't

drama, because then I could be open about

what I did all day. And I could be open

about, about making videos and getting her

to be a part of it.

What time is it? 7 o'clock.

Got about 1 hour or 2 hours, maybe 2

hours.

Can I sell Cyberpunk? No, because I bought

it on Steam. I'll give you my Steam login,

then you can download it.

What is this song? He's just saying it

begins and it ends over and over. Maybe we

can do some quests.

Look, there's no side quests. We can buy

this apartment, the Glen, for 40,000

eddies.

That guy just jumped into the road.

Now the police are trying to kill me.

Oh my God,

can't get anything done.

Rent apartment.

How much am I willing to set it for?

Well, my Steam login.

20 million baht.

It was on sale, it was only £25.

Is she working late?

Yep, 10 o'clock she's coming back. Now

it's 7.

Wow,

check out my new apartment. This place is

huge.

This is the weapons room.

What's all this? And this is the

main living area. Record player.

Nice 85-inch TV.

And this is the gaming desk station.

Oh, this is the anime corner. I mean the

manga corner, the manga shelf. Nice

beanbag so you can read. What's she

reading? The max

tack weight and— can't

read that.

And then you've got a snooker table, pool

Dining area. What are they eating? Banana

drinks. Chrome— Chromanticore

Carnival.

Brew coffee.

Oh, it's got a little game. Let me try the

game. Roach Race.

Wow, it's just like that dinosaur game on

Google Chrome browser.

He's running on his 2 legs. Oh,

I died.

I still have some side quests left. Are

these high scores from actual people?

That'd be funny.

How do I exit?

Oh no, exit.

I've got this Panam

side quest, racing side quest, tarot card

side quest, call Mama Wells,

and those boxing side quests which

are pretty boring.

I might do the racing one, that was fun.

And then upstairs in the apartment, we've

got luxurious bed.

I'm not sure about this metal railing,

metal floor, looks weird.

Shower.

Okay, let's go.

I thought I heard someone.

My game's still kind of laggy even with

the graphics turned down.

A bit disappointing because this laptop is

expensive. Cost me £1,800.

I would expect Top quality.

Where's my

car going?

It keeps driving off.

She pulls

Claire, where's Claire?

Wait a day. Okay.

Is there a Steam sale— a Steam sale

now? I think Soulcalibur is on 90%

discount. I used to like Soulcalibur.

Bandai Namco is having a sale. Don't

really like Bandai Namco games.

Oh, Doom Eternal is on 75% sale.

Nightmares— Little Nightmares 2, 67% sale.

Oh, I was sleeping.

I want to play that Warhammer game. I

think I'll buy it tonight, download it

tonight, play it maybe tomorrow.

Get Game Pass. I have Game Pass, but

there's nothing good on it. On Game Pass

right now, there's I've

never heard of any of these games.

MechWarrior 5.

Halo Infinite. I finished that.

Battlefield 5. Titanfall 2.

Final Fantasy something.

Shadow of War,

Chivalry 2, Dead Space,

Dishonored 2.

I have Hitman. Maybe we could play Hitman.

That's usually fun. And there's a Bangkok

level and a Japan level.

Oh, my laptop's so laggy.

Let me see what happens if I shut the game

down.

I don't know why my laptop's so likely

Going to pay.

I'm not sure what I can cook for dinner.

We've got cabbage, mushrooms,

tofu, and 2 slices

of pork. Maybe stir-fry it and

then rice. Or I could make fried

rice. So if I chop the pork up and put

garlic— can

hear your laptop fan. Yeah, it's pretty

loud,

but my laptop seems to be pretty fast now

with the game closed.

People complaining about my video just

having a secret text. How about

livestream with just a black screen and

nothing else?

Best stream ever.

I could probably turn the fan down now.

Don't think I'll play any more Cyberpunk.

Hmm, what am I gonna do for ultra-long

streams?

Oh, that's better. That fan sound is so

loud.

Wow, it's so quiet now.

Check my comments on my new video.

Since you don't tell your girlfriend about

your channel, what do you actually say you

do for a living? I say I'm

a professional freelance artist.

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