i got a date -)

Oh, I know what love is.

I want you to show me.

I know I love it.

I want you to show me.

Hello, how do I flip?

What's this?

That's better.

This is why I don't listen to music. I

started listening to '80s music and now

it's stuck in my head.

Room is messy. Yeah, a little bit.

Can't show that. Oh, I need to get rid of

this. Well, not get rid of it, but I need

to tidy it up a bit.

Look, I got myself Huel.

I can't even make a video where I just get

Huel and I talk about it without getting a

bunch of idiots in the comment section.

Every video, it doesn't matter what the

video is about, I always get a bunch of

idiots complaining, don't I? So

irritating. So I could make a video about

why I like toilet paper and then a bunch

of videos be like, uh, toilet paper is bad

for the environment, Daniel.

Uh, did you know toilet paper causes you

cancer? Such a bunch of fuckfaces in my

comment section all the time. All I did

was get some Huel and talk about why I

like it. And they're like,

Daniel, 400 calories is not enough, you

know. And I didn't even say I was only

gonna have 400 calories. In what part of

the video did I say I was only gonna have

400 calories? I said I'm only

eating Huel for a month. I didn't specify

the amount I was gonna eat. I didn't say I

was gonna only have 400 calories. I didn't

say I was only gonna have one flask. I

thought people had the common sense to

just know that obviously I'm gonna have a

couple flasks a day. There's so many

idiots in the comments were like, Daniel,

400 calories is not enough.

You're supposed to have 2,000 calories.

As if I don't know that. As if I go around

thinking, oh, I guess 400 calories is

enough, or one flask should be enough for

me. Like, they think I'm so stupid, don't

they? Fucking hell.

Why? I don't get it. Like,

10 people I was arguing with in the

comment section kept accusing me of only

having 400 calories just because I made

one flask in the video. It's like, oh, he

didn't show the other flasks he made,

that must mean he didn't make anything.

Oh, he didn't show himself having a shit.

That means he doesn't shit. So that's same

stupid logic. Oh, Daniel doesn't help his

wife when he's— when they're packing for

the new apartment. Why doesn't Daniel help

pack with his wife? Yeah, it's just

because I filmed 2 minutes out of

5-hour-long packing process. Apparently I

didn't help at all. People so stupid.

Fucking hell.

So irritating.

Bunch of idiots in the comment section all

the time, and they call me the idiot.

They're like, Daniel, you stupid, can't

only have 400 calories. Obviously I'm not

just gonna have one. Obviously you can add

more scoops to the flask. You could add

4 scoops to the flask and then it'll be

800 calories in one flask. You don't have

to just have 2 scoops. That's just like

the guideline. Oh,

Jesus Christ.

Bloody people piss me off so much.

The title says eating only Huel, not

eating only 400 calories of Huel, not

eating only one flask of Huel. And then

we've got these other idiots saying, oh,

what a waste of money, why don't you eat

eggs and milk? Yeah, as if I'm gonna eat

eggs and milk every day, all day long.

Yeah, just 10 glasses of milk and 20 eggs

every single day. That's really going to

fulfill all of my nutrients and my

required vitamins. Huel has everything.

Huel has all the vitamins you need. It's

got all of the calcium and carbohydrates,

fiber, protein. It's literally designed so

you don't need anything else. It's

literally designed so you Your body gets

all the requirements and nutrients from

it. What's in eggs and milk?

Yeah, eggs got some vitamins. It's got

some protein. Yeah, milk's got calcium and

some vitamins and some protein. Doesn't

have all of them, does it? You stupid

people. Fuck off.

Ah!

Look! Look at all these vitamins and all

of these potassium chloride, calcium,

phosphorus, magnesium, iron, zinc,

copper. It's got the entire periodic table

of elements in that powder. Does egg have

all that? Does milk have all that? No!

And then they kept going on about how it's

a soylent for soy boys. There's no soy in

it. It's oats, peas, ground flaxseed,

brown rice protein, tapioca flour,

sunflower kombucha Uh,

sucralose for sweetening. There's

literally no soy product in it.

It's mostly like oats and seeds ground

into a powder.

Jesus, I thought I could just make a nice,

you know, simple video, non-toxic,

non-drama, just talking about my new Huel

powder, which I think is pretty nice.

Obviously I think it's good because I

decided to buy it after researching it for

a bit. I didn't see any negative, you

know, massively negative reviews of it.

Everyone who's tried it seems to like it

and think it's great. So obviously I think

it's a good idea and I think it's worth

the money. And then all these people

telling me, oh, it's fake, oh, it's a

scam, oh, they're lying.

Load of rubbish.

Is a well-reputed company, good

reputation. It's got millions of happy

customers. It's got people who preach the

Huel products. It's a massive company.

They wouldn't just lie about it and then

get exposed and then get sued and shut

down. Why? Why would they do that?

Where's the video? It's on my Chef Daniel

video channel where I do like

Non-clickbait, non-drama stuff. Oh,

pissing me

off.

I want to know what love is.

Would you show me? But yeah,

I've been having it for the last few days.

I usually have 2 flasks and I put about 2

scoops and a half, so it's about 500

calories per flask. Do they have high

protein version? Yeah, they've got Huel

Black, which is higher in proteins.

I should have gotten that actually since I

want to build muscle. Are the people who

are into food like the foodies? Not the

foodies, I mean like the health experts

who are into health and veganism and

Diets, they get all triggered. You should

have a real food balanced diet. This is

real food; it's just grounded into powder

and it's got some stuff added. It's

literally real food; it's just been turned

into a powder. There's no

weird chemicals. I don't know why these

people come out in the comment section

bashing Huel. Just sue

them all for slander. They're just making

all these slanderous statements about Huel

when they don't even know what they're

talking about. They're just talking out

Backsides. Bloody YouTube comments, full

of idiots.

Uh, I've got vanilla flavor and salted

caramel. I haven't tried the salted

caramel yet. So I'm thinking of when I

go to London, I'll just take these bags of

Huel with me and not worry about spending

too much on food. Just get like,

I don't know, some Uber Eats,

and then for lunch and breakfast I'll just

have the Huel instead of having to worry

about buying lots of groceries.

Powder diet? Well, you can mix it. I mixed

it with milk and it's way better with

milk. It's more like porridge. And if you

add more scoops of the powder, it becomes

thicker and it's more like a thicker

porridge. If you want like a runny

milkshakey texture, then you just put less

scoops or you put more water. It's up to

you. It's completely up to you. You don't

have to put 2 scoops. It's not only 400

calories, it can be 10,000 calories if you

eat the whole bag all at once.

God, people always jumping

on my nuts over nothing.

So obviously the video was clickbait. I'm

not only eating Huel. I mean, that would

just be weird. I'm eating my normal meals

plus the Huel because I feel like I'm not

eating enough food and I want to try and

bulk up a bit, try and gain some muscle,

and I'm just not eating enough. And I feel

like the stuff I do eat doesn't have all

the vitamins and stuff that I probably

need. So what I'm doing is I just have 2

flasks which come to about 1,000 calories

plus my usual meat, like my sandwich

and my dinner. So I think that's a good

way of adding on some extra calories

to my diet because without it, I think

just normally I probably don't even eat

1,500 calories in a day. I just have a

sandwich, packet of crisps, chocolate bar,

and then I have dinner, which is probably

just 600 calories. And then I have like

oranges, don't I? So I probably don't even

have enough calories with my normal diet.

There's a lot of people who eat only Huel.

You can YouTube it. There's loads.

There's people who've been only eating

Huel for years because they're too lazy to

cook and they say they feel great. I bet

Huel is a more balanced meal than most of

the meals you guys make. So what meal do

you guys make that has all this in it?

All of that— plus fat,

carbohydrate, fiber, protein, salt.

Yeah, you'd have to have a very varied

meal to have all of that stuff.

Anyway, that's my rant. Um, I've been

planning my London trip. As you can see,

got some ideas. The problem is I

don't think I can make a profit out of

this trip. I might have to cut off a few

days because if I compare it to my Berlin

trip— and let's face it, the channel is a

bit more dead since my Berlin trip— that

even if I got the same views that I got

during my Berlin trip Um, I can

only expect to make about $660 from this

London trip, and from my current

calculations, uh, the expenses would cost

probably $1,000 unless like I really cheap

out on a really cheap hotel. Then I maybe

get it down to $800, but the bloody hotel

is going to cost a lot.

So I got these ideas,

a couple of livestreams, do the moving to

London video, try and film the date and

why I hate living in London. Those always

do well, but they always get less money

because it's like a negative topic. It

wrecks the CPM. I only get like $60, $70

from those videos. And then for this Chef

Daniel channel, I probably just do Uber

Eats stuff. And then the numbers

are how much money I expect to make from

the AdRev. So I only get like $15, $20 on

Chef Daniel, and then main channel usually

just makes $70, $80, usually sometimes

$100. Maybe I get $100 for the

livestreams, but fuck, I'm not gonna make

money from this trip. Probably I'll

probably have to slash this trip down from

6 days to 3 days. I don't actually—

I don't even know why I should stay I

could just get the train, go on the date,

come home like I did with Mila, but I kind

of wanted to make like a trip of it.

Maybe I'll just stay 3 days, then I can do

the whole moving there thing.

Maybe then it'll be profitable. I don't

know if it's worth doing this. I don't

know, like my Berlin

one, when I moved to Berlin, it got 30K

views but it only made $80. It's not

worth it, to be honest.

It just sucks. The ad rate on these travel

videos are shit. They're like $4 per 1,000

views for the travel stuff, and then

people— it's not even clickbaity, so

people aren't all rushing to click it.

And then I don't really have a travel

audience anyway, so I don't know about

this. I might scrap the whole thing.

Just doesn't seem like a good return on

investment. I mean, I'll go on a date

anyway because I want to go on dates, and

I haven't— I'm not having any luck on

Instagram. No one is messaging me.

I don't know if it's because recently Um,

I've kind of been snapping a lot and

flipping out on streams. I don't know if

they even watch the streams, but the whole

lockdown or the situation stuff is making

me crazy, and I'm finding it hard to keep

that, uh, bottled in.

I don't know if that like repelled a lot

of them. I messaged some of them, a couple

of them already got boyfriends now, so

that's pretty likely cause. The thing is,

if you allow too much time to pass Girls

usually will find a boyfriend pretty

quickly if they're looking. Now, some of

them messaged me all the way back in

January and we were talking and they were

like, yeah, let's meet up when lockdown's

over. I messaged them lockdown's over and

like, sorry, I've got a boyfriend. That's

happened so many times now. When a girl's

looking for a boyfriend, it's really not

difficult for a girl to find one. They'll

just find one in their local area and then

you're fucked. So I lost a couple that

way. A couple ghosted me. One's not

replying at all. So I had to turn

to dating apps. So I downloaded date— this

is what I should have been doing since I

got back home, really. I should have just

downloaded them all. I don't know why. I

guess I kind of thought maybe still I

could get some dates with viewers. But

yeah, the potential pool of women from my

viewership is just drying up. Every day

quicker and quicker. So I have to go back,

stop being lazy and smashing my viewers.

I have to go back to using Tinder. I got

some other dating apps as well. I matched

this girl, she seems quite nice. She lives

in London, she says we can meet in June,

so I'm quite looking forward to that.

I don't know what else to do with the

dating profiles. I'm still using the

pictures I took ages ago. I need to take

some new pictures. But I don't know how to

make it look good. My hair just looks

shit right now.

At least my big pimple's gone away.

Hopefully it stays. I had a big pimple

here. It's gone now.

I wanna know what love is.

I want you to show me.

Do I Photoshop Tinder pics? If I've got a

really big pimple, then I'll just

Photoshop the pimple out.

Because if it's, you know, if I want to

take photos, it's kind of annoying having

to wait until I've got no pimples.

Who knows, with any luck you'll get back

in contact with Mila. Um,

yeah, I don't think Mila wants anything to

do with me anymore, not after all of the

stuff I said in streams,

which I feel kind of stupid about now.

It just seems so unnecessary that I just

exploded. All this rage that built up over

6 months just all came out when she dumped

me, and that probably ruined any hope

that she would message me again. I really

doubt— I don't know, I keep thinking in my

head to myself, what if I just didn't

stream On that boxing day, and I just kept

it all to myself. Maybe she would have

changed her mind again. I doubt it.

Maybe if I left it on good terms and I

just said, "Oh, okay, sorry you feel that

way. I'll go and pack my stuff then." I

should have been like all self pity, poor

boy Daniel act, but instead I was like,

"F you! I hate you!" Like stupid spoiled

kid, and I just ruined it. Who knows,

if I left things on good terms, she might

have messaged me now and then be like,

um, hi Daniel, I miss you, thinking about

going to England.

But then I think even if we left on good

terms, I would have to go back to England

because of Brexit, and then I'd be stuck

in England because we weren't allowed to

leave the country for lockdowns, and then

would be in like a long-distance

relationship That would have lasted six

months. And do you think we could have

lasted six months long distance without

anything happening? Without her changing

her mind or feeling uneasy, thinking,

"Oh, Daniel's not really that into me."

Daniel's saying this. Daniel's that.

Daniel admitted he did this. She's just

going to dump me anyway, even if we left

things on good terms and I had to come

back to England. She would start thinking

again. And then start changing her mind

again, and then I get dumped again anyway.

So that's what I felt like was going to

happen.

What do you think? I think that's pretty

likely because she keeps flip-flopping.

She'll read like one negative thing about

me on the internet, and then it will just

shape and change her entire opinion on me.

It was so annoying. I would have expected

her to think that she knows me better than

a bunch of idiots on the internet because

she's with me physically in person on a

daily basis. But it's like

she didn't know me, or she didn't—

I don't know.

Why is my voice weird today? What do you

I'm just talking louder today because I'm

in a good mood. Number 1, Bitcoin.

Wow, massive move to the upside today.

Really glad I bought the dip. You really

should have bought the dip. It was as low

as $30K yesterday and now it shot up back

to $40K. That's like a 25% gain.

You put $1,000, you could have turned that

into a 25% gain. Unfortunately,

I was already too heavy into Bitcoin when

it dipped last week, so I didn't have much

money left to buy this new dip. But I

bought a little bit, put a couple hundred

dollars when it dropped back down to $33K

or $32K, and now I rode it back up to

$40K, and I trimmed a little bit in case

it drops back down, then I can put it back

Yeah, I'm feeling good about stocks. Uh,

my third account, I need another £500 to

break even, get back to the green. Main

portfolio is still down like £10,000, but

when Bitcoin goes up again, I should

recover some. It'll be fine.

Yeah,

so I gotta go back to 2017 tactics because

my channel is fucked. Uh, girls are scared

of me. Girls don't want to meet me because

they're scared I'm gonna call them boring

in a livestream after we meet, and then

they'll cry about it. Or they're scared

that I'm gonna make it into content or

whatever. So I feel like I can't rely on

viewers anymore. I gotta get back on the

dating app game. But then, you know,

there's other difficulties with that.

Like, do I keep my YouTube channel secret?

Do I tell them and risk them getting

freaked out? Or do I just say, oh, I only

do Twitch and here's my Twitch channel?

Because you look at my Twitch channel and

it looks pretty harmless. It's just like a

couple of streams playing games. But then

the stuff I say in streams are pretty

weird. I don't know,

very tricky. What do I do?

Uh, what do I want to do tonight? I want

to make some hule. I'll show you how I

make my hule, and then maybe I'll have

a beer. What if I make the hule with the

beer. I don't know, I don't want to drink

too much beer now. I feel like it's not

very good for me.

And it's really annoying looking at the

comments on Chihiro's videos. Why are all

half the comments just people going, this

video is better than Daniel's, this is

better than hiding my room? You're getting

more views than Daniel. There aren't more

views than me. What are you talking about?

I'm pretty sure my garden house video

has like 1,000— no, no, maybe a couple

hundred more views. And then the Huel

video has like a couple hundred more

views, but that's my second channel. And

it's like non-clickbait stuff, obviously

it's not going to get amazing views. And

then obviously she's going to get good

views because everyone's hyped up about it

because it's like, oh my God, Chihiro's

got a channel now. And then she's got all

these different websites and platforms

promoting her videos, plus she's famous

because I made her famous. So any,

any views she gets, I get the credit

because you guys wouldn't even know who

Chihiro was if it wasn't for me. I

literally made her famous, so I take all

the credit. Unless all the viewers don't

know who I am and they're new to her

channel, then if she gets views, then

that's because of me, you know.

I put like 200, 500, half a million

people's eyes on her in my videos when

we were together, so obviously she's got a

little bit of residual fame left over.

It's not like she's starting from scratch,

from zero, with a brand new channel. She

is literally springboarding off of my

channel, and obviously a lot of people

know who she is and are interested in what

she's up to now because we haven't seen

her in my videos for like 2 years now.

So it's not exactly a win, is it?

And then people keep saying, oh, your

videos look so much better, the editing's

so good. I mean, the editing's basic,

come on. It's just like a bit of music.

It's okay, it's not bad, but it's not like

cinematic masterpiece. It's just like a

bit of music, some different camera

angles. It's not difficult to stand in a

train and then point the camera out the

window as it's moving like this, and then

Daniel You put so

much effort into your videos. Guys,

putting your camera on a tripod and then

placing it in a room to shoot yourself is

not effort. It takes like 10 fucking

seconds. Look,

that's 5 seconds,

10 seconds.

Ta-da! Look at all the effort I'm putting

into my videos. Oh, Daniel's videos are

so much better now. He put it on a tripod.

Wow, look at this effort. Wow, my

editing's amazing because I can put a

music track over it. Wow, it's not like

that doesn't take 5 button clicks.

My God, people stupid.

Oh,

people are so stupid in the comments. I

can't believe it, the stuff they say.

They must be trolling or they must be

stupid. It's not difficult.

Yeah, it looks nice, but it's not hard.

Let's not kid ourselves, this is not

difficult. Look, Whoa, look at

Jesus. I'm not saying the

video is bad. It's a fine video, you know.

It's like nice vlogging style. But shut

the fuck up saying, oh, so much better

than Daniel's videos. Yeah, man, than me.

Daniel doesn't put any effort in his

videos. Yeah, putting it on a tripod and

just filming some scenery for a minute is

not putting effort. It's just taking a

video.

God, I wish the comments would shut the

fuck up.

They really got on your feelings? No, I'm

just, just annoyed because

they're so dumb. They think they're so

clever and they know so much about

YouTube. Why don't they make a channel

then? If they're such geniuses,

where's their channel?

So editing does not matter.

It really doesn't matter.

There's YouTubers who do zero editing.

They just walk around like this. Hey guys,

today we're in Ukraine. I'm gonna show you

some Soviet artifacts. Let's go.

And then there's like a jump cut to the

next scene. That's it. It's not difficult

to do editing. Can people shut up saying,

oh, you need a Core i9,

16 gigabyte GTX RTX 3090

graphics card to do YouTube editing with

pro software, Final Cut Pro. Fuck off.

You just need some simple app. Like the

iMovies app does all the basic stuff. Get

PowerDirector, KineMaster. It does all of

that. You clip, you put voiceovers, you

can put music, you can put captions, you

can do transitions. You don't need any of

that rubbish.

Stupid people. Editing's so good.

Oh, so much more effort than Daniel.

Yeah, because when I put effort into

videos, it means fuck all. I get nothing

back in return, gets worse views in some

cases, and then no one even cares anyway.

It's just funny because when I do put a

bit of effort into like the intro, all of

a sudden people start going, oh, Daniel's

editing skills have improved. Daniel has

been learning how to edit his videos, you

can really see it. No,

it's not hard to do editing.

Why do people think it's hard? It's not

hard at all. A 5-year-old kid can do it.

Jiro puts an intro. Oh wow, intro!

It's like a background with some text on

it and a sound effect. So difficult.

I need to hire PewDiePie's editor and pay

him professional bucks to get myself an

I've never seen so much stupidity in a

comment section.

Hate. I hate YouTube intros. I watch a

lot of tech channels like Marques

Brownlee, Dave2D. They've got some stupid

5-second intro at the beginning that I

always skip. Look at this,

Marques.

I like his video, but he always has this

stupid pretentious BS intro at the

beginning. Everybody, look, what the hell

is this? Just get to the video.

I don't want to see this nonsense. Every

time I watch Marques' video, I go like

this. So I want to watch this, I go

boring, get to the point. Come on, I don't

have all day. I don't want to see a stupid

black square with some weird music.

All right, here's a question. Wasting 5

seconds of my life, stupid intro.

4 seconds. What's the point of it? I hate

intros. Stop doing stupid

Ah, that felt good.

It just reminds me of Tomoko all over

again. When I got the Tomoko backlash and

they all went over to her channel, they

were like, your video is better than

Daniel's because you do an intro and

you've got transitions. They're so stupid.

Oh, you filmed the scenery outside of a

taxi. Your video is so much more effort

than Daniel. Daniel just shows a

screenshot for the whole video.

Daniel just shows a still image.

Yeah, well, Daniel fucked your mum last

night.

Oh, I've got too much energy tonight. I

need to calm down.

Do do do do do do do do do do.

You're mad at people who put in more

effort. I'm not. I'm mad at the stupid

people in the comments saying dumb stuff

like, your video is so much better just

because you put in some basic video

editing,

like she's the next Quentin Tarantino.

Cinematography genius.

Look how much money my Huel video made. I

don't know why, but I got really good CPM

on the Huel video. I made like $20 just

from 3,000 views.

I think making videos about a product gets

you better CPM because then— I don't know,

did you guys see any Huel adverts on my

Huel video? Because I, I don't know if

Huel pays for advertising on YouTube.

Maybe they do, but maybe if you watch my

Huel video because it's about Huel, then

you'll get a Huel ad. And then Huel isn't

like a really popular topic, so I should

get better ad rates. Because if you made a

video about a really popular topic like,

I don't know, Resident Evil, they're not

really going to be paying good money for

ads because it's like mainstream trending.

They don't need— they've already got the

exposure. But if it's like some smaller

company that needs the exposure, they're

going to pay more money for ads, I think.

So you sacrifice views for

ad rates, really. That's the whole game.

Of it. It's like you can get— you can make

a really— what's the word— video

that's focused on entertainment on a

trending topic, and it could get millions

of views, but it will make way less money

than a video that's on some— about some

obscure programming software, like a

tutorial or something else, because they

would pay more money for the ads, I think.

I think that's how it works.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Uh, yes I do, cuz I've watched a lot of

videos about it and that's literally what

they said. I'm just repeating what I

heard. I'm not— this isn't like my own

theory. Of what I think. It's just what I

heard. So if you're saying I'm wrong,

then I guess all these other people are

It's what literally what big YouTubers

have said. To get higher CPM,

you make videos about topics about,

uh, software or companies that are willing

to pay more money for ads.

Oh, shut up, Cheesy, before I ban you.

Stop arguing with me. I'm right, you're

wrong. If you don't like it, then get

Just Google it. Google like which,

which topics pay more for ad rates and

And then you'll see, um,

if it's like a popular topic, that they

don't have to pay so much for ads because

there's more— there's Less— no,

there's more competition. No, wait, I'm

not sure now. Shut up,

I forgot what they said.

When will I try salted caramel? I don't

know, maybe later. Maybe I'll try it

tonight.

Did you even get your mum a birthday gift?

Why would you put the word even in it?

You don't need the word even. You can just

ask, did you get your mum a birthday gift?

Number 2, how do you know it's her

birthday? Stop snooping on my family.

It's fucking creepy. I didn't

even tell anyone it's her birthday, and

the fact people know it's her birthday is

fucking weird. Bunch of fucking weirdos.

Gotta go and find out my mum's personal

information.

Why watch Shahiro's videos if they make

you this mad? I did not watch the video,

I read the comments. I didn't

watch it from beginning to end, I just had

a look, quick look, see what it was about,

see what it was like, see what people were

talking about.

Why watch Shahiro's videos if they make

you this mad? She has it on her Facebook.

Yeah, well, you shouldn't be looking at my

mum's Facebook. It's supposed to be a

private Facebook. I don't know why people

can see it, because they do some kind of

creepy Facebook hacking thing,

or they somehow tricked her into accepting

their friend request because they're

bloody weirdos. Yeah, if you're friends

with my mum on Facebook, you're a fucking

weirdo. You need to

get a fucking life.

Adding people's mums to your friends on

Facebook. I don't even know who you are.

She doesn't know who you are. I didn't

invite people to add my mum to friends.

You're just a fucking creep.

People call me the weirdo and they call me

the creep. You guys even more fucking

weird and creepier. You're creepier than

me, and that's saying something.

The people who bash me are creepier and

weirder and more fucked up than I am. And

then you're going around laughing at me.

You're the one who's worse than me.

You're literally laughing at yourself

because you're worse than me by

the fact that you do this fucked up stuff

like doxxing and harassing and whatever.

You're literally worse than the person you

hate. You just fucked yourself.

Fucking losers.

Oh, we hate this guy because X, Y, and Z,

but we're gonna do A, B, and C, which is

even worse. We're a bunch of fucking

hypocrites. Fucking idiot

logic. It's like people going,

oh, Hitler was such a terrible person,

and then they go ahead and also do things

worse than what Hitler does.

Yeah, nice one. You just pissed in your

own reservoir, idiots.

It's not us, it's the subreddit. Yeah,

well, if you're against the subreddit,

you should be helping me report the

fucking thing, but you don't,

do you? You'll just go on Chihiro's

videos and suck up to her. Like she's your

Supposed to be on my side, and every time

always take Tomoko's side, take Turkish

girl's side. Now you take Chihiro's side,

take Nobita's side. Everyone's always

taking my enemy's side, and then whenever

I get an ally Like Shin or

Pia or Mila, then they all get

shat on because they're not hating on me.

Like, poor Shin just wanted to make some

fun videos, but fucking haters, losers go

and dislike bomb all her videos. For what?

Just because she announced publicly that

she likes my videos?

And like, that's it. It's not like we

slept together or anything. But now she

got bullied off of her own channel because

you fucking weirdos dislike bombed every

single video she did when she did nothing

wrong. Shin did nothing wrong.

She just bought some merch from me and

said she liked my channel. That's it.

And then you're going to suck up to any

girl who hates me, like Tomoko Turkish

Girl.

Make my blood boil. Poor Shin doesn't

even want to make videos anymore because

you fucking creeps couldn't

even leave her alone.

Why'd you have to go and bully Shin?

She's a perfectly nice girl, didn't do

anything wrong. Why do all her videos have

like 50-60% dislikes?

Fucking people make me sick.

Why don't you go dislike bomb Casey,

a Turkish girl, whatever fat freak starts

hating on me? But you don't, do you?

Yeah, well, subreddit, a bunch of idiots.

Fucking losers, they are.

No-life losers.

Because I make myself unlikable. I don't

give a fuck if you don't like me. You can

suck my egg. Look, do I look like I give a

shit if you like me or not?

Do I look bothered? I couldn't give a

fuck if you like me or not.

If you don't like me, you can eat my shit,

but don't go bullying people like Shin.

Shin did nothing wrong bullying

girls, and then you got the nerve You got

the nerve to call me a misogynist and call

me this and that and say I'm rude to

girls. Are you all worse?

You go and do the same thing to people

like Shin and Pia, and they literally did

nothing to you, or they didn't even do

anything wrong to deserve it. They just

want to make fun videos, and then they got

bullied off their own channels because you

fucking weirdos on subreddits.

And you got the audacity to say I'm

the one who's saying horrible things about

girls.

Jesus, absolute nerve.

I hope— oh, thank you, Creona. Sorry

things are going bad. Very kind.

Even Venus bans people and

deletes anyone who talks about me because

she doesn't want To get dislike bombed?

You got any beer? I don't think drinking

beer would be a good idea. I need to calm

Report me to Hyul for what?

Didn't even do anything wrong.

La la la la la la.

I'm defending you.

I'm on your side. I'm an advocate.

Defending them against the slander of the

idiots in the comment section.

Why is the same one?

Oh, stupid Streamlabs.

Why is it so scuffy?

The lead customer support at Huell

responded. What did they say?

Hill said they never sponsored you. Well,

I never said they sponsored me, did I?

Destroy your phone on stream already. Why

would I do that? Destroy your phone on

stream. Do something that would actually

get Views for once. You can use your anger

to get views. Why don't you do it?

Just do it already. Destroy your phone on

stream. See, this is what I'm talking

about. The subreddit people are complete

freaks. They'll report me to literally

anything or anyone. Oh look, he's using

a biro pen. Let's report him to the biro

pen company. Oh look, he's using an Apple

phone. Guys, look, I'm using iPhone. Why

don't you contact Tim Cook? Maybe he'll

suck on your cock. Your 2-inch fucking

tiny cock hiding on a subreddit, a bunch

of pussies. Fucking losers.

Hey, Daniel Lord using iPhone and he said

it's good. You should sue him because he's

a dislikable YouTuber. Fucking loser.

Daniel said this in 2017.

He said Japanese high school girls melt

his heart. He's a pedo.

He says your phone's good, better report

him. Bunch of fucking losers on Reddit do

that stuff. Get a life! You're so sad.

You're even more sad than me, and that's

saying something. At least I don't do this

bullshit reporting people.

Oh, thank you, Lazy Pudge. Very generous.

These people are just more pathetic than I

am. Do you really want to go around

thinking with having the fact that

you are sadder and more of a fucking loser

than Daniel Lord? Come on, if you think

you're so great, then at least act like

I'm out of touch, you're out of touch.

Chi-Chi's new video surpassed you. Do you

want me to show you the views?

I'm out of touch. Look,

update on my new garden house, 4.3K views.

Okay, her first video got 4.5K views.

Whatever, it's just 200. But my second

video about Huel got

3K views,

and her newest video got 2.7.

You're wrong, suck it.

2.7. Even with the power of combined

3 social media platforms still can't

surpass my second channel, even with the

subreddit promoting the Discord, the

Instagram. I make a video about Huel that

gets more views,

and they're all my viewers anyway, so it's

not even a win for her. They're literally

using my viewers. The I

gained and accumulates it.

Da da da da da da da da.

Whoa! Na na na na

na na na na na.

What was that? I'm out of subs.

I'm out of subs.

Na na na na na na na na na.

Do you think Huel is making you angrier

than usual? Not really. I feel good.

Do you think the Huel is making you

angrier than usual? She's making wholesome

videos. You should support them. I do.

I'd be sad if she didn't get any views and

it was like, Kacey dead channel. I'd feel

sorry for her. But the comments and the

toxicity from the toxic viewers that I

ban and I keep out, but she doesn't seem

to want to ban them. It's the stupid toxic

viewers that piss me off, not her or the

I'm just defending myself from the stupid

comments saying stuff like,

oh, it's so much better than hiding my

room now.

Yeah, because my channel was always about

amazing filmography and cinematic shots,

wasn't it? My video— my whole channel

started off just me sitting on the floor

with the camera pointed at me, and then

I'll just start talking. It's never been

about cinematic shots. Or like Casey

Neistat vibes. I never

gave a fuck about the camera angles. Keep

talking because she's going to make a

video about the SD card soon, so you can—

won't you shut your mouth, Jimmy?

Yeah, not every channel on YouTube is

about the editing or the camera angles or

the filmography. Yeah, some are and then

some aren't. It's just different styles.

So LeafyIsHere got to 4 million subs,

over a billion views, and all he had was

like Overwatch gameplay or CS:GO gameplay.

It doesn't matter if you're gonna

do travel vlogs, then yeah, it does

matter. But if it's just like,

I don't know, a talking video, it really

doesn't matter.

I'm out of subs. You're out of subs.

Na na na na na na na na na.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa.

I heard Ice Poseidon is going to be on the

Dr. K show. That's going to be

interesting. I've been watching a lot of

Dr. K recently. I wonder what Ice is going

I hope he doesn't start trolling. I hope

he takes it seriously. It'd be interesting

to see what he has to say if he's being

serious about it.

Farming subs is what I do,

playing Rainbow Six while I'm having a

poo.

Do you like the way I sing?

I don't really care if you like it or not.

That's pretty good,

pretty good lyrics I made up right on the

spot. I'm out

of subs, I'm out of subs.

Can you please sub to me right now?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, Ice just tweeted, I finished my talk

with Dr. K. It was really nice. You'll see

it on his channel tomorrow on YouTube.

Lots of insight you might have not known,

some experiences hopefully people can

resonate with. That'd be nice.

I'm out of subs. I'm out of

content.

My lip's bleeding from all the shouting.

Ugh, look, that's blood.

Ice seems to have changed and redeemed

himself. Will you do the same? Yeah, I

feel like Kim— Mila was my Kim,

but I didn't listen to what my Kim said

and I rebelled and then I lost her.

But Ice probably likes Kim too much to not

want to lose her, so he doesn't want to go

back to his old ways. I liked Mila a lot

too, but I don't know, the whole thing was

just so stressful. I tried

to do the whole changing thing and being

positive. Well, I still am, you know,

I'm still working out, I'm still trying to

bulk up a bit, be healthier, um,

and, you know,

experience life with the animals in the

garden. I did take some

things from what she taught me,

but I rejected some things like the whole

philosophy stuff and spiritual stuff.

Just pick and choose what works.

It is interesting that ice toxic viewers

and Kim dynamic. They were kind of having

an argument— not an argument, but it seems

like it could have become one at the end

of one of his streams. So in the car,

some viewers were like trolling Kim or

something, and then they got mad at each

other. It was a bit awkward. You could see

how hard Ice was trying not to enable the

trolling and try and shut it down.

Because you could tell Kim doesn't approve

of the trolling and the toxicity, and she

was probably the one who like steered him

away from it. Haha, I can

see what's going on there.

That kind of happened to me too when I was

with Mila. So what happens to most of

these people, eventually they find a girl

who wants to change them and stop them

from doing this self-destructive behavior.

Why does it keep playing the old one?

Oh, there it is.

Thank you, Rona. Who is Akiichi?

I never played that game.

Ice could probably get back. A lot of his

viewers if he just went back to his old

ways. But going back to his old ways could

result in him losing Kim, and I don't

think he'd want to lose Kim, and I don't

blame him. Kim's pretty hot.

And who wants to live a life like Ice was

living when he was at his peak? That was

just— looks really stressful and toxic. I

wouldn't want that.

Imagine if your life was as simple as

Bendine. All you have to do is eat. Yeah,

but it's so boring. You just sit there and

you're like, hey guys, I'm gonna eat now,

but I can't talk about anything

interesting because that's my personal

life and I don't want it to be exposed on

the internet. Like, Bendine could have all

kinds of interesting stuff going on in his

life, but he doesn't want to share it.

Which is fine, but I make videos because I

want to talk and I want to share about

what's happening, not just sit there

eating a burger and just saying, yeah,

this burger is pretty nice. So yesterday I

watched TV. Hey guys, what did you do? Do

you like football? I like spaghetti. It's

just so boring. Imagine if I couldn't talk

about anything I wanted to talk about.

What would I even talk about?

I, I would have such a difficult time

trying to find things to talk about if

I couldn't just talk about personal stuff.

You make up topics and fake content.

Yeah, that's just for videos, but streams

I don't do fake stuff because you can't.

It's just really difficult to fake it

whilst you're live. And then I

always end up smiling because I can't lie

very well. I can't believe so many people

believe my lies though. It's just funny.

People message me and they're like,

congratulations on your new job, and I'm

like, uh, thanks. Guess they didn't

notice. Whatever.

You acted much nicer in streams before.

Yeah, that was before people started

pissing me off and reporting me and trying

to get girls to run away from me and doing

all this gay stuff. It's because they're

jealous they can't get a girlfriend. They

gotta try and scare girls away from me so

I can't get a girlfriend. This is so

pathetic. It's not my fault you can't get

a girlfriend. Don't blame me.

Why does it keep playing the same one?

You are very similar to Akechi from

Persona 5. Chat, don't you guys— I knew

you were clueless. Not as clueless as

you, my friend.

Okay, where's my fuel?

Let's go make some fuel. I might try

salted caramel.

I'm out of touch, I'm out

Every day drinking Huel,

it gives me protein and vitamins

too. I drink Huel

because I'm too lazy to cook.

I'm out of Huel, I'm out of Huel.

I need some fuel for my protein

shake.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'm out of fuel. You're out of fuel.

I'm out of fuel. I'm out of fuel.

Look at my fuel container. Doesn't it look

cool?

Did I wash it? Yeah, I've washed it like

10 times. It's not hard to wash. You just

fill it half, half with hot water and then

you shake it really hard and it washes it,

gets all the bits out.

Look, it's got this mesh thing in,

helps, um, blend the powder lumps

He got mad others who've been

on YouTube for a fraction of time he has

as many views as him. Who? Chihiro.

Number one, Chihiro has not been on

YouTube for a fraction. She's been on it

for 3 years since we got— no,

4 years. Chihiro has been on the channel

since it blew up.

Remember, half the channel, literally like

70% of the channel, was about her. You