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20 SUBS CELEBRATION STREAM-464186218
2019-08-08 · 32 min
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I don't know why you think it's the laptop and not the internet. The laptop is fine. It's a powerful laptop.
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0:51–0:58 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_0I don't know why you think it's the laptop and not the internet. The laptop is fine. It's a powerful laptop.
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1:12–1:18 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_1I don't know why you think it's the laptop and not the internet. The laptop is fine.
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1:31–1:35 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_2I don't know.
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1:45–1:46 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_3Well, stop complaining about it because there's nothing I can do.
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1:59–2:02 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_4The fan's coming tomorrow. Disable turbo boost.
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2:05–2:07 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_5It looks fine to me.
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2:38–2:39 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_6Whoa, I turned on cooler boost. I don't know if that's going to make a difference.
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3:06–3:11 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_7Can you hear it? That fan is loud.
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3:14–3:16 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_8What if I turn it from turbo to mode, what would happen?
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3:22–3:27 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_9Oh, it's working! We dropped from 94— we dropped from 94 to 87 degrees, 86 degrees.
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4:06–4:13 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_10It's pretty hot down there where the fan's blowing out.
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4:17–4:20 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_1186 degrees, 88.
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4:24–4:27 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_12Uh, what happens if I turn it from turbo down to sport mode?
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5:08–5:11 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_13Does anyone know?
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5:13–5:14 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_14Hostiles have shot the hostage.
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5:43–5:46 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_15You're checking CPU usage during off-peak. Okay, I just checked it, it said 61%. As soon as I minimized the game, it was 61%, so it was probably around 60 or 70% during the game.
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6:46–6:58 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_16Oh, I'm back up to 90 degrees.
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7:05–7:07 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_17Remove the back plate. I don't have screwdrivers.
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7:31–7:35 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_18For Honor is free on the Epic Store.
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8:17–8:19 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_19I'm not sure what that game's about.
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8:23–8:25 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_20Oh, would you go away, Tomoko? What are you on about? She said, Daniel, get— be prepared, get ready. Get ready for what?
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8:31–8:40 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_21No idea what she's going on about.
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8:43–8:45 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_22Okay, I'm banning Tomoko.
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9:03–9:04 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_23She keeps going, she keeps threatening me, saying that she's gonna reveal stuff even though I haven't even spoken to her since a few months ago.
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9:10–9:19 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_24We're not gonna have sex. Okay, I don't trust you to keep it quiet. If we have sex, you're just gonna start blabbing about it to everyone, get me in trouble.
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9:23–9:33 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_25Yeah, she's a bit crazy.
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9:44–9:45 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_26For Honor. Let me look some YouTube videos up on For Honor.
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9:58–10:02 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_27Hmm, it looks like A multiplayer hack-and-slash arena game.
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10:15–10:22 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_28I don't know if it's my type of game.
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10:26–10:28 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_29I'm so stinky. I smell so bad right now. If you have some kind of sweat fetish, you want to buy my t-shirt, let me
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10:41–10:51 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_30know because it's pretty musty.
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10:55–10:58 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_31Kangaroo sandwich special meal. Interesting.
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11:06–11:07 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_32Yeah, the game's still lagging. I'm watching my own stream now, it's stuttering.
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11:51–11:55 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_33Oh, look at him. Did you see that? Ah,
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12:01–12:04 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_34if
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12:08–12:11 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_35you sell the laptop, buy a CPU, wifey will be happy thinking you are running away.
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12:25–12:30 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_36I don't want to sell it, it's my baby.
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12:34–12:36 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_37Will I buy Classic WoW? No, I'm not interested in MMOs anymore.
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12:44–12:49 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_38Oh wow, it's 4 o'clock. I was supposed to be editing my new video. I think it's fine as it is. Let me check it.
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13:03–13:12 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_39Hey,
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13:59–14:01 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_40I'll make it black and white. At the beginning, so it's all moody and atmospheric.
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14:09–14:17 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_41Hey, so I've been coming out of a bit of a dip recently. I don't know the proper term. Bit of
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14:32–14:43 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_42a dip.
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14:51–14:52 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_43And then for some reason you just start dipping down and you feel really sad and depressed. But then after a few days, you start coming back up out of the dip, and then you're back, back at normal level. That's what a dip is. And I've been looking into things, been doing a bit of Googling, and
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15:00–15:16 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_44And then we put it into the oven.
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15:31–15:33 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_45I think it's quite good. What else could I add to it? Got a little intro,
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15:36–15:40 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_46and then I've got some talking for about 6 minutes, and then we've got some cooking for 5 minutes. I think it's a well-balanced video.
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15:43–15:51 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_47Well balanced. Good topic. If it got Raw Sammy 300,000 views, then should get me some views as well.
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15:55–16:04 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_48I might just copy her title word for word.
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16:08–16:10 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_49What do you think? If it works for her, then it should theoretically
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16:13–16:19 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_50work for For
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16:22–16:24 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_51me
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16:26–16:26 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_52too.
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16:29–16:29 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_53I can't see,
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16:38–16:38 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_54I can't see,
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16:42–16:43 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_55I can't see.
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16:46–16:46 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_56Oh, did you see that guy? He sprang upwards.
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16:52–16:55 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_57Where is he?
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17:04–17:04 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_58Very nice.
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17:11–17:11 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_59I like it when you shoot them, they collapse and then they spring up suddenly. It's so weird.
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17:14–17:19 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_60I've got an idea for your merchandise brand. Catfished brand.
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17:39–17:43 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_61Catfished.
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17:48–17:49 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_62I don't know, I'm not really making merch.
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17:52–17:54 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_63Hello Daniel, how are you today? Feeling quite good, had a good stream today. Feel quite happy with how today turned out. I'm, I'm looking forward to tomorrow. I'll get my fan and then hopefully people will stop complaining. About my laptop lagging. Hopefully the temperature will go down a bit. Well, I guess I need to get a screwdriver
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18:12–18:39 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_64as well to take off the back plate.
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18:39–18:41 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_65I've never taken off the back plate before. I'm a bit scared.
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18:43–18:46 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_66If I print my catchphrases— what are my catchphrases? Not up to my standards.
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18:49–18:54 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_67Softens your heart, hardens your dick.
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18:58–19:00 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_68Any more?
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19:02–19:02 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_69Oh, look at these cereals. Toddy's Brick, 100% natural cereal. Aloe 100% natural cereal. Toddy's Dr. Sapo Coffee. Sapo.
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19:05–19:24 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_70I'm starting to lag as well, actually. It's not really buttery. Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's not smooth anymore, it's a bit choppy for me as well.
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20:32–20:41 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_71Haha,
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20:58–20:58 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_72look at him dancing.
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21:00–21:01 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_73Wow, I'm really good at this game.
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21:12–21:13 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_74There's one more. Can't find him. Oh, I found him.
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21:51–21:56 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_75Damn it. You are hands down one of my favorite YouTubers so far. Oh, thank you very much.
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21:59–22:06 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_76Turn the AC to cool your laptop. The AC's on,
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22:09–22:11 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_77but I'm starting to lag as well, so it's hard to aim. Temperature went down to 88 degrees, but it's not going down anymore.
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22:14–22:22 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_78Have I ever played CS:GO? I tried it once, but I didn't really like it. It just seemed a bit too basic. You just run around, shoot each other. Rainbow Six, there's a bit more depth to it. There's tactics and those gadgets.
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22:32–22:47 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_79I just prefer Rainbow Six. It's my favorite game.
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22:54–23:02 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_80Me and my wife, we bought cat treats at the supermarket yesterday. We went to the park where there's lots of cats and we started feeding them, and about 5 cats just came out of nowhere, gathered around us. It was really fun. So much better than going to a cat cafe. Just go to a park in Japan, buy
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23:06–23:25 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_81some cat treats, all these cats will just come out of the bushes. They're really cute. There was this ginger one, there were a couple black cats. One of the black cats had a missing leg, which reminded me of my Cat called Toffee who died last year. Used to have this cat called Toffee
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23:25–23:44 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_82and he died last year. We got him 18 years ago, so he, he lived until around 18. And he had cancer and he had a tumor in his back leg, had to get amputated a few years ago. Then he was limping around.
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23:47–24:02 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_83So many things died. Toffee died, my dad died,
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24:10–24:15 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_84my other 2 cats died, Tiggs and PP.
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24:17–24:19 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_85Now it's just me, my sister, and my mum, and I never see them and I barely talk to them, so I feel like I'm all alone now. I feel like I only have my wife. If I didn't have my wife, I'd feel so alone in the world.
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24:24–24:37 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_86As you get older, you just become more and more alone. First you lose your parents, then your pets, your siblings move away,
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24:41–24:50 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_87my subscribers Abandoning me as well.
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24:54–24:57 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_88At least have my wife, I guess.
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25:01–25:02 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_89I guess that's a good thing.
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25:07–25:08 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_90Whoa, whoa, whoa, he knows I'm here.
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26:03–26:06 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_91He knows I'm here. Maybe I should move.
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26:09–26:11 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_92He thinks I'm still there.
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26:16–26:17 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_93What a loser. Whoa, I didn't see him. Daniel has no friends because he's too honest. No, I have no friends because I keep ignoring them when they try and invite me out. The Hong Kong guy keeps inviting me to go and meet, but I keep blowing him off.
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26:20–26:37 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_94My other friend in Tokyo keeps inviting me as well, but
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26:40–26:44 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_95not really interested.
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26:47–26:48 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_96I just find it difficult to make friends because I'm very picky.
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26:57–27:01 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_97About who I'm friends with. If you don't make me feel good, then I don't know, don't really feel very motivated to meet you.
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27:03–27:12 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_98Just go out with them, try it once. I already tried it. I met the Hong Kong guy, made a video about it. It was okay. We just went to yakiniku I had some meat, talked for a bit. It's just such a pain meeting new people because they don't know me very well. I have to explain to them
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27:20–27:40 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_99everything all over again. I have to explain to them how I learned Japanese. I have to explain to them how many times and how long I've been in Japan for. I have to explain to them the whole YouTube thing. It's such a pain meeting new people because They don't know about me, so they'll start asking me questions.
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27:41–27:59 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_100Then I have to explain the same things over and over again.
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27:59–28:02 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_101I hate it when people ask me about Japanese. How did you learn Japanese? How do you think I learned Japanese? I used books and I used the internet and I practiced talking to people. Isn't that the only way you can learn a language? How else do you think I learned Japanese? I didn't just wake up one morning
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28:07–28:27 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_102and magically started speaking Japanese. I studied it. I got books. I watched Japanese TV. I practiced. Such a pain having to explain it every time. And then they'll ask you, oh, how long have you been in Japan? Why did you choose Osaka instead of Tokyo?
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28:28–28:47 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_103Tokyo. I have to explain all these things that I'm fed up explaining.
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28:52–28:56 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_104Yeah, I know they have to ask me because otherwise what are we going to talk about,
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29:01–29:05 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_105but it's such a pain in the neck.
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29:07–29:09 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_106Oh, I just shot my own team gadget. Someone's coming here. Oh my God, I knew he was coming.
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29:24–29:33 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_107I don't know what I want to talk about if I had a friend. I don't want to talk about Japanese and Japan and learning Japanese. I don't want to talk about anything about Japan. I'm just bored of Japan.
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29:40–29:52 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_108And then I have to pretend to be interested in them. I have to ask them questions. What do you do? How long have you been in Japan? What do you do on your days off? What do you do for a job?
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30:04–30:16 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_109I don't really care.
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30:19–30:20 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_110I just— I get tired of it.
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30:44–30:46 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_111I don't even know what I'd want to talk about if I had a friend anyway. Probably weird stuff.
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30:49–30:55 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_112Like, I don't know,
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30:57–30:59 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_113like, what would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse and there was a hot girl? Would you chain her up?
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31:04–31:09 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_114And then they'll think I'm a weirdo and then abandon me.
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31:12–31:15 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_115Talk about gaming. I don't even like talking about gaming, to be honest. I like playing games. I don't really care about talking about them.
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31:19–31:25 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_116Who did I like? I, I really liked the Canadian guy. There's clips of him on my Twitch channel. If you go into clips and then you go all the way back to about 2 years ago, you'll find clips of the Canadian guy, and I think you, you'll be able to see why I liked him. He was just
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31:48–32:06 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_117a nice
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32:06–32:07 · rev_6de677e6a45d7b6064e2a9c179612951_118bubbly person.
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